Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

[Malik-18]

 

[AP 316]

Update-52(This is Bad Very Bad)


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Or aisa he hua subah takk kuch naa hua uska time bhi khatam hogaya tha..... Main ab theek tha ekdum fit.. .. Sablog breakfast k liye niche baithey they...

Main-By the way uske 48 hours khatam ho chuke hain according to me ab sab theek hai but still aaj shyaam takk abeer or Ami yahin rukkjaaenge main or Ravi college jaarahe hain...

Raju-OK anyways thankyou very much AP tumlog naa hotey toh naa Jaane Kya hota..

Surjit - bilkul I owe you my life kabhi bhi koi bhi kaam k liye bolna turant karunga...

Main-No problems... Ami abeer shyaam takk rukko uske baad seedha haweli aajaana apna saamaan pack karke...

Ami-OK boss...

Main-Leave it Ravi pick karne aajaaega tumlog ko...

Abeer-cool... Rr leja tu... Or Haan jaisa tune kahaa tha waisa koi vehicle bahaar nahi Milla yaa toh woh bhaag gaya yaa ye log piche he kahin khadi karke aaye honge..

Main-Pure gaon mein police waalon ko bhejdey unidentified vehicle jo bhi Mille turant tujhe inform karein...

Abeer-boldiya hai...

Main-cool... so ok Raju sir see you again chaltey hain...

Ye bolke main or Ravi Bahaar aae Or RR mein baith college k liye nikale Ravi drive kar raha tha maine Mangal or Anjali ko conference par leke call kiya...

Anjali - Ji boss..?

Main-Waise toh uska time up hochuka hai and ab woh kuch Orr karega nahi lekin fir bhi shyaam takk rukko tumlog wahin... Rohit or Sam ko bhejdo college...

Anjali - OK... Ok

Mangal-Sure boss...

Main-shyaam ko haweli par miltey hain.



Anjali-Cool...

Call disconnected...

Ravi-bc media waalon ne humlog ko fir hawa mein Uthaa diya tareef par tareef horahi hai...

Main-Sahi hai bc at least bhai kaa public assistent waala kaam popularity mein gaya... Kaamyaab toh hua...

Ravi-Agreed...

Humlog college pohanchey TOH Sam or Rohit bhi aachuke they or humaare piche piche Ashish Ajit sneha or Riya bhi aagaye they riya sneha seedha class chale gaye and humlog canteen mein Aaye main Sam Rohit or ravi ek table par baithey Wahi Ashish Ajit Sana Arushi or divya woh lucky k sath baithey...

Main-laxman 4 special...

Lax-Ji bhai.. Long time no see..

Main-Lawde lage they re...

Laxman coffee le aaya...

Main-Bc chalo ek baar toh bache ab uske case par lagtey hain dhundtey hain saale ko ki hai kon bhenchod...

Sam-yep...

Main-jo bandey marrey unki identification hone do fir lagtey hain uspar...

Sam-gand maarli bc uski toh...

Mera phone vibrate hua maine nikaala toh Anjali kaa tha...

Anjali-Yo woh waapis aaya hai check channel 24...

Main-fuck..laxman Channel 24 par laga jaldi...


Laxman ne turant channel change kiya...toh uspar wahi puraana scene tha same room same banda same andheerra same mask...

Aadmi-So kahaan tha main ji same puraani dhamki agar channel bandh hua toh aaj fir naye 3 aadmi leke aaya hun main.....toh suru kartey hain kal shyaam k ghatnaakaram se toh ji Haan main haar gaya kal shyaam mere kuch sathi bhi saheed hogaye but mere iraadey still majboot hain kal bhi hum jeet jaatey agar tumhaara so called Hero AP and uski team bichmein naa aaye hotey toh uski wajah se mere saathi maare gaye but as they say the show must go on show never stops so i give you another challenge agle 24 hours mein main in 2 mein se ek aadmi ko maardunga or abki baar jarur maarunga... Pehla naam hai wahi same Surjit Singh jiski wajah se mere sathi maare gaye or dusara naa caahtey hue bhi mujhe uska naam lena padd raha hai beshak usne kuch galat naa Kiya ho but mere se ulajh k galat kiya woh dusara shaks hai...


Main-no no no fuck no not me mera Naam naa liyo bhosdk...

Aadmi-AP...

Main-Fuckkkkkkkkkk...

Aadmi - Sahi suna aaplogon ne AP... Tumhaara pyaara AP... 24 hours Watch it AP i am coming... I know right now college mein Hai Tu or Tera time abhi se suru hota hai..

Ye sun canteen mein mojuud sabki najar mujpar aake rukki... Or sathmein channel bhi bandh hogaya..

Anjali--1 inch bhi naa hiliyo tu we are coming...

Main-I am good chinta Matt karo...

Anjali - Do not move AP...

Call disconnected..

Call cut hotey he Abeer kaa call aagaya...

Abeer - kahaan Hai Tu...

Main-Canteen...

Abeer-hum aarahe hain...

Main-He fucked up dude he seriously fucked up ab galati ki hai toh marrna toh padega he Jack ko bula le... Bc attention k liye mere naam ki gand maar dega ye bhen kaa lawda already lawde lage paddey hain...

Abeer-dhyaan rakh main aaraha bus.. 2 minutes..

Call disconnected...


Rohit-this is fucked up...

Sam-Failjaao bc jaldi se rohit main gate sambhaal Ravi tu yahin rukk main Rohit k sath jaaraha idhar koi nahi aaega maadarchod...

Main-Abe chill yahaan nahi aaega...

Rohit-Still dhyaan rakhtey hain..

Mera phone fir baja jo bhai kaa tha...

Deva-kya lagta hai...?


Main-Attention caahiye usko bahot saari attention but samjh mein nahi aaraha itani attention kaa karega kya woh... I mean already attention mil chuki thi usko or attention kaa karega kya woh... Lekin makshad uska attention paana he hai...


Deva-Ab toh mushibatt sir par aagayi abtoh jaga tere Dimaag ko i know woh tere takk nahi pohanchoaaega but still itane chances lena theek nahi hai...

Main-Karta hun suruwaat... Main kya bolta hun isko tapkaa he detey hain...

Deva-woh tu dekh main Delhi se nikal gaya hun tu dhyaan rakh... Bus aaraha hun main..

Main-Raju k wahaan he aajaiyo...

Deva-take care you got this don't worry...

Main-I know...

Call disconnected...

Ravi - babhi kaa call aaya tha woh aarahi hain...

Main-Bc befaltu kaa bakheda hogaya saala gandu duniya bharr mein main he Milla usko attention k liye... Kissi neta kaa naam ledeta....

Lucky Ashish or baaki Ab mere waali table par aake baith gaye rohit or Sam bahaar they...

Lucky-isase durr hojaao be befaltu mein sath mein marroge Warrna...

Main-No one touches me dude... I am what I am and what I am is untouchable...

Lucky-abhi suna nahi kya bola woh usko maalum Hai Tu idhar hai bc bhaag le akela fans gaya yahaan toh..

Main-I am never alone biatch...

Lucky-toh kahaan Hai Tera bakcup..

Main-my bakcup is always with me just wait and watch wait and watch...

Ye suntey he canteen k just saamne RR aake rukki jisme se Ami or Abeer uttare..or unke utartey he ek or car aai jisme se babhi or Mangal Anjali or Jiya uttare wohlog seedhe andar aae..

Anjali-i want this canteen empty right now... Move everyone...

Ye suntey he sablog turant uthkar bahaar ko hone lage Ashish, Ajit, Divya, Arushi, Sana bhi uthkar side hogaye or babhi mere waali table k pass aake khaddi hogayi...

Abeer-hello chal nikal jaldi...

Lucky - Ye college canteen hai college ki property mujhe yahaan se nahi nikaal shaktey tum...

Ye suntey he Ami ne uske thobdey par gun taandi.. Jisko dekh uski gand fatt ke hathmein aagayi...

Abeer-Or ye college humari property hai 3 second he wait karegi woh uske baad tera bheja side mein girrega...

Ye suntey he lucky wahaan se uthkar side ko nikal gaya bc kanp gaya tha gandu...

Babhi mere saamne baithi...

Deepika - Tension naa le we got this...

Main-I know... Tension nahi leraha main...

Deepika-Toh aise kya sochraha hai...?

Main--I need myself to focus....

Abeer-Tu focus kar teri security ki jimmedaari humein dede...

Main-ok...

Abeer - Tu bichmein taang nahi adaaega..?

Main-yep bus ek baat humlog Raju k wahin he challenge.. Dono targets ek sath...

Abeer-done...

Fuckkkkkkkk....


Continued...

 

[AP 316]

Thanks for the support everyone keep supporting update Posted. .

 

[Guffy]

Bc bahot bura marega yeh mask wala lodu
AP ko hi marne ki dhamki dedi sale ne
Aur yeh lucky gandu har jagah laat khane wale kaam kyu kar raha hai pel de sale ki akal thikane aa jayegi
Bass ek dum suspense par laa kar roka hai bhai kal ek ayr de dena
Waiting next

 

[AP 316]

Bc bahot bura marega yeh mask wala lodu
AP ko hi marne ki dhamki dedi sale ne
Aur yeh lucky gandu har jagah laat khane wale kaam kyu kar raha hai pel de sale ki akal thikane aa jayegi
Bass ek dum suspense par laa kar roka hai bhai kal ek ayr de dena
Waiting next

Thanks bhai Keep supporting .. Bahot bura marrega ye lawda

 

[Assassin]

Thanks bhai Keep supporting .. Bahot bura marrega ye lawda

Bhai bhai
Sabka katega

 

[AP 316]

Bhai bhai
Sabka katega

Bilkul Ass bhau GAND fod di jaaegi keep supporting

 

[Raj142]

AP ke chkkr me Surjit Ko Akela chod ke agye
Lgta he Surjit ka number lgega
Awesome update bhai
Waiting for next update

 

[RAAZ]

Update-52(This is Bad Very Bad)


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Or aisa he hua subah takk kuch naa hua uska time bhi khatam hogaya tha..... Main ab theek tha ekdum fit.. .. Sablog breakfast k liye niche baithey they...

Main-By the way uske 48 hours khatam ho chuke hain according to me ab sab theek hai but still aaj shyaam takk abeer or Ami yahin rukkjaaenge main or Ravi college jaarahe hain...

Raju-OK anyways thankyou very much AP tumlog naa hotey toh naa Jaane Kya hota..

Surjit - bilkul I owe you my life kabhi bhi koi bhi kaam k liye bolna turant karunga...

Main-No problems... Ami abeer shyaam takk rukko uske baad seedha haweli aajaana apna saamaan pack karke...

Ami-OK boss...

Main-Leave it Ravi pick karne aajaaega tumlog ko...

Abeer-cool... Rr leja tu... Or Haan jaisa tune kahaa tha waisa koi vehicle bahaar nahi Milla yaa toh woh bhaag gaya yaa ye log piche he kahin khadi karke aaye honge..

Main-Pure gaon mein police waalon ko bhejdey unidentified vehicle jo bhi Mille turant tujhe inform karein...

Abeer-boldiya hai...

Main-cool... so ok Raju sir see you again chaltey hain...

Ye bolke main or Ravi Bahaar aae Or RR mein baith college k liye nikale Ravi drive kar raha tha maine Mangal or Anjali ko conference par leke call kiya...

Anjali - Ji boss..?

Main-Waise toh uska time up hochuka hai and ab woh kuch Orr karega nahi lekin fir bhi shyaam takk rukko tumlog wahin... Rohit or Sam ko bhejdo college...

Anjali - OK... Ok

Mangal-Sure boss...

Main-shyaam ko haweli par miltey hain.



Anjali-Cool...

Call disconnected...

Ravi-bc media waalon ne humlog ko fir hawa mein Uthaa diya tareef par tareef horahi hai...

Main-Sahi hai bc at least bhai kaa public assistent waala kaam popularity mein gaya... Kaamyaab toh hua...

Ravi-Agreed...

Humlog college pohanchey TOH Sam or Rohit bhi aachuke they or humaare piche piche Ashish Ajit sneha or Riya bhi aagaye they riya sneha seedha class chale gaye and humlog canteen mein Aaye main Sam Rohit or ravi ek table par baithey Wahi Ashish Ajit Sana Arushi or divya woh lucky k sath baithey...

Main-laxman 4 special...

Lax-Ji bhai.. Long time no see..

Main-Lawde lage they re...

Laxman coffee le aaya...

Main-Bc chalo ek baar toh bache ab uske case par lagtey hain dhundtey hain saale ko ki hai kon bhenchod...

Sam-yep...

Main-jo bandey marrey unki identification hone do fir lagtey hain uspar...

Sam-gand maarli bc uski toh...

Mera phone vibrate hua maine nikaala toh Anjali kaa tha...

Anjali-Yo woh waapis aaya hai check channel 24...

Main-fuck..laxman Channel 24 par laga jaldi...


Laxman ne turant channel change kiya...toh uspar wahi puraana scene tha same room same banda same andheerra same mask...

Aadmi-So kahaan tha main ji same puraani dhamki agar channel bandh hua toh aaj fir naye 3 aadmi leke aaya hun main.....toh suru kartey hain kal shyaam k ghatnaakaram se toh ji Haan main haar gaya kal shyaam mere kuch sathi bhi saheed hogaye but mere iraadey still majboot hain kal bhi hum jeet jaatey agar tumhaara so called Hero AP and uski team bichmein naa aaye hotey toh uski wajah se mere saathi maare gaye but as they say the show must go on show never stops so i give you another challenge agle 24 hours mein main in 2 mein se ek aadmi ko maardunga or abki baar jarur maarunga... Pehla naam hai wahi same Surjit Singh jiski wajah se mere sathi maare gaye or dusara naa caahtey hue bhi mujhe uska naam lena padd raha hai beshak usne kuch galat naa Kiya ho but mere se ulajh k galat kiya woh dusara shaks hai...


Main-no no no fuck no not me mera Naam naa liyo bhosdk...

Aadmi-AP...

Main-Fuckkkkkkkkkk...

Aadmi - Sahi suna aaplogon ne AP... Tumhaara pyaara AP... 24 hours Watch it AP i am coming... I know right now college mein Hai Tu or Tera time abhi se suru hota hai..

Ye sun canteen mein mojuud sabki najar mujpar aake rukki... Or sathmein channel bhi bandh hogaya..

Anjali--1 inch bhi naa hiliyo tu we are coming...

Main-I am good chinta Matt karo...

Anjali - Do not move AP...

Call disconnected..

Call cut hotey he Abeer kaa call aagaya...

Abeer - kahaan Hai Tu...

Main-Canteen...

Abeer-hum aarahe hain...

Main-He fucked up dude he seriously fucked up ab galati ki hai toh marrna toh padega he Jack ko bula le... Bc attention k liye mere naam ki gand maar dega ye bhen kaa lawda already lawde lage paddey hain...

Abeer-dhyaan rakh main aaraha bus.. 2 minutes..

Call disconnected...


Rohit-this is fucked up...

Sam-Failjaao bc jaldi se rohit main gate sambhaal Ravi tu yahin rukk main Rohit k sath jaaraha idhar koi nahi aaega maadarchod...

Main-Abe chill yahaan nahi aaega...

Rohit-Still dhyaan rakhtey hain..

Mera phone fir baja jo bhai kaa tha...

Deva-kya lagta hai...?


Main-Attention caahiye usko bahot saari attention but samjh mein nahi aaraha itani attention kaa karega kya woh... I mean already attention mil chuki thi usko or attention kaa karega kya woh... Lekin makshad uska attention paana he hai...


Deva-Ab toh mushibatt sir par aagayi abtoh jaga tere Dimaag ko i know woh tere takk nahi pohanchoaaega but still itane chances lena theek nahi hai...

Main-Karta hun suruwaat... Main kya bolta hun isko tapkaa he detey hain...

Deva-woh tu dekh main Delhi se nikal gaya hun tu dhyaan rakh... Bus aaraha hun main..

Main-Raju k wahaan he aajaiyo...

Deva-take care you got this don't worry...

Main-I know...

Call disconnected...

Ravi - babhi kaa call aaya tha woh aarahi hain...

Main-Bc befaltu kaa bakheda hogaya saala gandu duniya bharr mein main he Milla usko attention k liye... Kissi neta kaa naam ledeta....

Lucky Ashish or baaki Ab mere waali table par aake baith gaye rohit or Sam bahaar they...

Lucky-isase durr hojaao be befaltu mein sath mein marroge Warrna...

Main-No one touches me dude... I am what I am and what I am is untouchable...

Lucky-abhi suna nahi kya bola woh usko maalum Hai Tu idhar hai bc bhaag le akela fans gaya yahaan toh..

Main-I am never alone biatch...

Lucky-toh kahaan Hai Tera bakcup..

Main-my bakcup is always with me just wait and watch wait and watch...

Ye suntey he canteen k just saamne RR aake rukki jisme se Ami or Abeer uttare..or unke utartey he ek or car aai jisme se babhi or Mangal Anjali or Jiya uttare wohlog seedhe andar aae..

Anjali-i want this canteen empty right now... Move everyone...

Ye suntey he sablog turant uthkar bahaar ko hone lage Ashish, Ajit, Divya, Arushi, Sana bhi uthkar side hogaye or babhi mere waali table k pass aake khaddi hogayi...

Abeer-hello chal nikal jaldi...

Lucky - Ye college canteen hai college ki property mujhe yahaan se nahi nikaal shaktey tum...

Ye suntey he Ami ne uske thobdey par gun taandi.. Jisko dekh uski gand fatt ke hathmein aagayi...

Abeer-Or ye college humari property hai 3 second he wait karegi woh uske baad tera bheja side mein girrega...

Ye suntey he lucky wahaan se uthkar side ko nikal gaya bc kanp gaya tha gandu...

Babhi mere saamne baithi...

Deepika - Tension naa le we got this...

Main-I know... Tension nahi leraha main...

Deepika-Toh aise kya sochraha hai...?

Main--I need myself to focus....

Abeer-Tu focus kar teri security ki jimmedaari humein dede...

Main-ok...

Abeer - Tu bichmein taang nahi adaaega..?

Main-yep bus ek baat humlog Raju k wahin he challenge.. Dono targets ek sath...

Abeer-done...

Fuckkkkkkkk....


Continued...

Bada game khel gaya sala aur Ajit to gayo sala. Ab dekhtay hain kia hota hain.

 

[crazyrex]

Very nice and fantastic update