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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

  • Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death

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Lekin jyaada kuch hua nahi kyunki main deewar k iss taraf Tha or woh dusri taraf... Maine woh kacha rasta pakada or uspar doud lagaa di... Pehla gaon mujhe ujaala hone se pehle khatam karna padega mere pass keval 30 minutes max hain toh gand faad mehnat lagegi... Main kheton k bichon bich uss rastey par doud raha Tha piche haweli ko dekha toh 500-600 meter durr aachuka Tha main and
Bc durr se Orr bhi Mast lagrahi thi haweli... Lol... Bhag bhosdk scenery baad mein dekhiyo... At last woh khet khatam hue Orr jaisa mujhe Archana ji ne bataaya Tha main ek main sadak par aagaya jo pakki thi wahaan se ghar bhi start hogaye they gaon developed Tha kaafi pakke ghar they lagbhag, sathmein tractors other equipments wagairaah harr ghar k bahaar they almost... Faayde ki baat ye thi ki ye Sadak gaon k bahaar se nikalti Hai it means keval ikka dukka ghar he dikhenge yahaan mujhe gharon k bahaar lights wagairaah jall rahi thi or ikka dukka makaan mein log uth bhi gaye they or ek do budhau log yoga biga Kar rahe they gharron k bahaar... Main aise chall raha Tha jaise morning walk k liye nikala hun taaki unlog ko shakk naa ho... But unlog ne meri taraf dhyaan he naa diya... Ab bc 15 minutes se non stop bhag raha Tha toh slow hogaya bhenchod ek toh ye naa maalum ye gaon kitana bacha Hai... Thodi derr or chala halka halka ujaala hone laga Tha Mast thandi Thandi Hawa chalreli thi.. Ab ujaala saa horaha tha toh maine socha pura ujaala hone se pehle ek baar gand faad bhaaglun taaki ye gaon kuch toh Kam hojaae... Isliye maine firse doud lagaa di... Or kaafi derr takk tejj he chalta raha... My stamina is gand faad now... Bhenchod itana bada gaon hota hai kya kabhi gand he maarlo bhenchod meri... Gaon naa hua ncr hogaya bhenchod...
Finally main is gaon k addey par aaya haash bc kam se kam ye toh over hua... Subah ho chuki thi or budhau log walk se waapis aarahe they bc Sab k Sab budhe log bc lawdo tumlog bhi excercise kiya karo chutiyo seekho budhe loggon se kuch..unhi mein se ek tau ko maine rokka...

Main-Ram Ram Tau ji...

Tau-Ram Ram chorre shabbas khainch k lele daily excercise karna sareer khaatar ghanna jaruri hoya kare...

Main-Ji Tau ji... Achaa Tau ji yahaan se ye agla gaon kitani durr padega...

Tau-beta hoga 3 saadhe teen kilometres... Main wahaan takk he jaake aaya hun..

Main-ek baat hai Tau ji iss ummar mein subah subah 3-4 kms ashaan baat toh naa Hai...

Tau-beta pichle 20 saal tai lagaatar he kar raha hun meri khayal main isiliye jinda hun naa toh ibbtakk khaat pakadleta.. Yaa fer marrjaata...

Main-Bahot badhiya Tau ji..

Tau-Chalo beta gharran teri tai baat dekhti paavegi.....

Main-jaa jaa Tau itane tai kaa kaaljaa likadlega... Tu yaade baataan ki suhaali si todde jaaiye..

Tau-hahaha rai chorre kardi baat kehgya yaa toh...

Main-haha tauji baat he kehna aata hai mereko toh... theek Tau dhanywaad ho tera..

Tau-rai kimme baat ni jawaan khainch k lele...

Main-theek Tau...

Ye bolke main wahaan se Nikal gaya or for you kind info bataa dun ye haryanvi thi Tau ko laga ki main morning exercise k liye nikala hun toh meri tareef ki usne and bataayaa ki next gaon almost 3.5 kms hoga.. Or 3.5 kms takk iss gaon k khet they... Unke bichon bich sadak thi... Main seedha uss sadak par chal padda kabhi tejj chalta kabhi slow kabhi or jyaada tejj... Kull milake main next gaon pohanchgaya ye gaon pehle waale jaisa he Tha well developed and well behaved... Farak itana tha bus ab Sabkuch saaf dikh raha tha or sablog bhi idhar udhar ghumrahe they... Maine wahaan ek ladke se addey kaa raasta pucha toh usane bataaya ki gaon pura cross karke aage Jaana padega or wahaan se main sadak par 3 kms aage bus stop hai wahaan private bus millegi... Woh mujhe Yamunanagar Bus stand lejaaegi jahaan se mujhe mere sehar ki bus leni padegi almost 300 kms durr hun main sehar se... Ab mujhe ye gaon cross karna tha achi baat ye thi jyaada utt pataang rasta nahi tha 2 turn he lene they addey takk... Or mere kapdey bhi like gaon waale he they toh jyaada ajeeb nahi lagraha tha main bc pairon mein chutiya type chappals thi gand maardegi pairon ki ye toh lekin jo tha so tha.. Main addey par pohancha or wahaan se seedha bus stop ki taraf bc pyaash lag gayi thi or abtak gand bhi fatt chuki thi pehle 1 km k khet then aprrox 3 km kaa pehla gaon then 4 km k khet paar karke ye gaon fir ye 4 km aprox kaa gaon then 3 km bus stop takk almost 15kms aachuka tha main dhoop nikal aayi thi lekin thandi k mousam k kaaran ye dhoop badhiya lag rahi thi finally main uss bus stop par pohancha jo ek chota saa kamre type mein tha jismein keval pillars they or unpar chatt thi koi gate deewar darwaja nahi tha bus pathar ki chairs jarur thi baithney ko... Wahaan 4-5 log khaddey they jinmein 2auratein bhi thi or best baat wahaan ek matka bhi rakha tha jismein se maine dherr saara Paani piya.... Or fir wahaab baithey ek middle aged aadmi se pucha...

Main-tau ji sehar k liye bus kitani derr mein aaegi...

Tau-beta har 2 ghanton mein ek buss aati hai sehar k liye.....

Main-2 ghanton mein.. Ye toh bahot jyaada hai... Complaint karo..

Tau-are nahi beta ye toh bahot Accha hai pichli sarkaar mein pure din mein ek he bus aati thi ab subah 6 baje se raat 10 baje takk 8-9 bus chalti hain... 2 ghantey koi jyaada nahi hain uppar se timing bhi toh fixed Hai...

Main-Matlab kaam karwaya hai iss sarkaar ne achaa khaasa..

Tau-bilkul beta bahaar ka toh pata nahi dekho lekin humari district mein bhaari kaam hua hai or baaki tv radio mein jo dekhtey hain uss hissab se toh yahi lagta hai kaam pure haryana mein he hua hai.. Beta humaara toh mla bhi opposition kaa hai fir bhi ruling party ne koi farak nahi kiya baraabar kaam karwaya...

Main-fir toh agli baar yahi log jeetenge...

Tau-haalaat toh yahi Keh rahe hain beta agli kai yojnaaein yahin jeetenge baaki toh ab ye politics hai kya pata kab kya hojaae...

Main-woh toh hai he... Time kya hua tau ji..?

Tau-11 baje hain beta...

Main-dhanywaad tau ji...

Tau-are koi naa beta...

Gaon k loggon ko caahe tumlog ganwaar kaho yaa annpadh unse well behaved helpful caring koi nahi hota unke pass sabki help karne kaa time or dil dono hotey hain kabhi mana nahi kartey apna paraaya nahi dekhtey wohlog.. Bus madad kardetey hain...

So kareeb dopehar k 1 Baje bus aai private bus thi or dikhne mein theek thi bheed bhi thi yahaan se Sehar 35 - 40 km tha... Mujhe uss tau k bagal mein he seat milgayi uska kaam badhiya tha ek ladka sehar mein tha mere he college mein dusra kheti mein laga tha abki baar baarish thodi jyaada hui thi toh fasal kuch kam hogi lekin usko uss baat se koi problem nahi thi woh mehnat mein vishwaash karta tha abki baar nahi toh agli baar.... Ek beti thi uski Shaadi thi kal uske liye he kuch bacha hua samaan lene jaaraha tha woh uska bada beta tractor leke already jaa chuka tha ye abhi jaaraha tha or uski madad Karega... Fir tractor mein samaan leke aaenge... Gajab bc Shaadi kaa saaraa kaam khud kartey hain log yahi hoti hai shaadagi..

Main-Tau ye kal itani shaadiyaan kaise...

Tau-kal kaa mahurat bahot Subh hai beta iske baad agle maheene kaa he mahurat nikal raha tha toh jyaada shaadiyaan kal he hain...

Usne mere baare mein pucha maine kuch ult pult bataaya or usne maanliya ek sawaal takk naa Kiya..apni party kaa kattar supporter tha woh or apne area k vikash ko dekh kaafi khuss tha... Bichmein road construction chaalu thi toh hum ruktey rukaatey kareeb 2 ghanton mein yamunanagar pohanchey 3 baj gaye they or mujhe bookh lagi thi faadu... Tau uttargaya tha bus stand se pehle he or mujhe Invitation diya usne Shaadi kaa... Bc ek Shaadi naa nipat rahi dusari kaise attend karunga....

Main bus stand par fresh wagairaah hua bc public toilet ki gand maar rakhi thi.. Uppar se bheed bc... Lekin pressure nikaalana jaruri tha... Uske baad Maine Khaana khaaya bc kya Chutiyaapa tha lekin bookh gand faad thi toh Khaana padda wahaan 4 baj gaye mujhe... Abtak toh unlog ko maalum chall gaya hoga ki main nahi hun wahaan bc jaldi nikalna padega abtoh... Lekin waise bhi woh log chutiya hain itana Dimaag naa Hai unmein.. Kyunki main jis route se aaya hun wohlog belive he naa karenge... But jo bhi ho alert rehna jaruri Hai...



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