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Update-39(Ok Let's Go)
Arjun-Ji Haan bilkul sahi samjhe aap...
Are lawda samjha main confusiya gaya hun bhosdk....
Main-or aapko ye lagta Hai ki deva bhai yahaan aaenge or fir maafi maangenge... What the hell... Halwa Hai kya tumlog ko baksh dein wahi bahot Hai waise hota hua woh bhi naa dikh raha mereko...
Arjun-isiliye aapke pass aae hain... We need your help...
Main-and why i should help you? .. .. After all You guys kidnapped me...
Arjun-Because we know you... You help people in need always and we need you more then anyone now... Ek kidnapper nahi ek laachaar Baap banke aaya hun... Meri beti ki jindagi kaa sawaal Hai... Agar ye shaadi nahi Hui toh pure area mein beijjati hogi woh alag... Baaki force main aapko Kar nahi shakta... Hath jodke vinatti he Kar shakta hun please save us...
Ye bolke woh wahaan se chala gaya... Or turant uske jaatey he uski wife mere pair pakadne lagi ye dekh main chownka or jump maarke bed par Chadd gaya...
Main - No no no please don't do that... Dont ever do that..
Archana-please humaari madad kijiye Agar ye shaadi nahi Hui toh thakur khandaan ki ijjat mitti mein mill jaaegi or Agar aisa hua toh papa toh yun he shadme mein challe jaaenge.. Please madad kijiye humaari...
Main-ok OK please durr hoiye ek baar...
Woh thoda piche hatti toh main bed se niche uttara...
Main-ok main aapki help karunga...
Archana - pakka naa...?
Main-Boldiya Matlab hojaaega meri baat pathar ki lakeer hai....
Archana-bahot bahot dhanywaad...
Main-ok here is the deal mujhe karna ye Hai ki deva bhai ko manaana Hai jo ki easy Hai lekin sath sath bahot tuff bhi... Unko yahaan leke aana Hai or tumhaare ladke waalon se baat karwaani Hai is that right...?
Archana-Haan... Par ek problem Hai phone wagairaah hum use kar nahi shaktey as papa ko Pata chal jaaega..
Main-Phone se baat banegi bhi nahi phone par samjhaaunga toh woh kuch naa samjhney waale ulta yahaan aake bakheda khadda kardenge... face to face samjhaana padega...
Archana - toh aapko yahaan se bhaagna padega...
Main-arey abtoh help k liye jaaraha hun abhi bhi bhaagna he padega Matlab.....
Archana-Agar Papa ko Pata chal gaya toh woh kabhi nahi jaane denge aapko... Isliye aapko bhaagna he padega...
Tumhaare papa ki Maa kaa bhosdaaaa...bhenchod budhaau seedha-2 boldey help caahiye gand mein ghussalega ego ko...
Main-ok toh ek kaam karna aaj raatko kuttey bandhwaadena baaki main dekhlunga...
Arch-woh nahi ho shakta... Woh raatko khulle he rahenge...
Main-toh tumlog aae kya karne Hon yahaan par Bina help kaise nikalunga yaar thoda toh help Karo...
Arch-aapko subah mein nikalna padega Kal...
Main-gajab kya plan hai... Din k ujaale mein Sab guards k bich se nikalunga... MR. India samjha Hai kya...
Arch-Guards ki jimmedaari humaari... Pichli side se nikalna jahaan se pehle try Kiya tha... Kritika ne bataaya mujhe...
Main-shabbas...
Arch-Kal subah theek 5 baje tum piche ki wall se jaaoge dusri side khet (fields) hain kaafi unko cross karke tum gaon mein enter Hoge... Woh bhi gaon k bilkul outside jaise he khet khatam honge tumhe ek pakki sadak dikhegi jo gaon k bahaar se nikalti Hai ussi se Jaana woh tumhe seedha agle gaon mein chhodegi wahaan se tumhe ek or gaon cross karna Hai lekin wahaan humaare jyaada bandey nahi hain so aaram se karloge lekin iss gaon mein bahot bandey hain isliye be careful... Dusre gaon k addey par tumhe private bus millengi town k liye wahaan se tum apne ghar k liye nikal Jaana or please please Parson subah 11 baje takk aajaana... Shaadi kaa wahi time fix hua Hai...
Main-pehle risk leke haweli se bahaar nikalun fir tumhaare Bandon se bharre 2 gaon cross Karo... Gajab sounds like an amazing plan...
Arch-ab jo bhi Hai yahi Hai... Aap he humaari aakhiri aasha ho...
Main-ok OK karlunga main...
Arch-ye rakhiye...
Ye bolke usne kuch paise Orr ek Kagaj diya jispar ek mobile no. Likha Tha...
Arch-ye Mera no. Hai mujhe phone karke bataadena kya hua kya nahi...
Main-sure... Lekin subah Sab hoga kaise guards and all...
Archana-Papaji rojj subah 5 baje kutton ko ghumaane lejaatey hain sathmein jyaada tar guards bhi jaatey hain exercise k liye... Pichli side toh 2-4 guards he rehtey hain woh bhi gate par main din mein he wahaan ek lohe kaa drum rakhwaadungi jisase aaram se chadd paao aap uppar...
Main-cool... OK Deal done...
Arch-bahot bahot dhanywaad...
Main-aise Matt Karo yaar mujhse bade ho aap hath wagairaah Matt joddo please...
Thodi derr or emotional bakchodi Hui or fir woh chali gayi... Wahaan keval Kritika baaki rehgayi...
Kri-aap Sachmein humaari help karoge..
Main-Haan.. Or ek minute tum se seedha aap ye sab kaise hua...?
Kri-sorry Haan mujhe Sachmein aapke baare mein nahi Pata Tha but now I know everything...
Main - everything maane...?
Kri-ki aap bahot ache insaan ho or helpful bhi..
Main-Helpful yes bilkul hun main helpful but achaa no no no I am no good I am the baddest person you will ever meet in your life I guarantee you that.. Tum aajtak jiss bhi Bure se Bure ladke se milli ho unsabse saikdon gunna jyaada bura hun main I had done some really shitty work over the years some people hate me for that some people hate double me for that some people pitty me for that some people sympathize me for that some people love me for that but but but you see the point is they all are afraid of me they can't stand me they can't touch me they can't do anything about me I am what I am and I am bad very very bad..
Ye sunke woh confusiya gayi sath sath impress bhi Hui lawdo dialouge maara Hai woh bhi gand faad woh bhi itana lamba impress naa hogi kya bc...
Main-... Chalo Main sabko bataadeta ki kya scene Hai...
Kri-sure...
Uske baad main waapis humaare wale room mein aaya or unsabko puri Kahaani bataai toh as expected wohlog bhi confusiya gaye...
Rohit-Ek minute toh galati kiski Hai yahaan Ashish ki, Iss thakur family ki yaa ladke waalon ki...?
Ravi-Honestly speaking I guess kissi ki bhi nahi because Sabne jo Kiya ache k liye he Kiya ab koi family apne betey k liye Yun he ladki nahi chunn lenge unhe proofs toh caahiye he honge chalo unhone maanliya Jyoti kaa affair nahi Tha but humlog se toh fattegi he unki...
Sam-I agree...
Main-Toh jaldi vote Karo ab jaaun yaa nahi because main Haan bolke aagaya tumlog kahoge toh mana kardunga...
Rohit-Nahi I think we should help them...
Sam & Ravi - Yep...
Ashish - kahin naa kahin Anjaane mein he sahi galati meri bhi Hai toh I will be happy if you help them...
Ajit-yep from me...
Main-Shabbas toh nikalta hun fir...
Ravi-Rukk be Ami kaa vote rehgaya...
Main-uska vote dediya Main...
Ravi-lol...
Ami-Anything you like....
Main-toh subah 5 baje time dekhtey rehna bc...
Ami-mere waale room mein watch Hai...
Main-cool toh Kal subah 5 baje apun yahaan se gayab... Woh hojaaega par bc aage bhai ko samjhaana impossible Hai uppar se saala jaanwar toh abtak gusse se paglaa gaya hoga gand mardega woh...
Ravi-Wahi karna jo humlog bhai ko manaane k liye bachpan se kartey aae hain...
Sam-Yo... EMOTIONAL...
Main-BLACKMAIL...
Ravi-Exactly...
Main-yahi karna padega let's see kitana kaam Karega...
Uske baad shyaam Hui humlog ne kuch nahi kiya room se bahaar he naa nikale as guests aane lag gaye they and we hate strangers greeting us so bahaar he naa gaye.. Raatko dinner humne niche Kiya or Bina kissi bakchodi k seedhe room mein aagaye... Or aatey he jaldi sogaye Ami ko humein subah jagaana Tha or usne waisa he Kiya theek 4:30 baje usne humein jagaaya bc aaj Pata chala kya gandugiri hoti hai subah jaldi uthne mein saala aankh bhi dhangse naa khulli 5 baar munh dhoya tab jaake thoda theek hua... Humne same wahi bedsheets ki rope banaai saara plan wahi Tha bus new Tha no dogs and less guards... + woh drum bhi aaj sahi jagah par Tha... Kaafi andherra Tha bc niche lights jall rahi thi as usual or thodi derr baad humein haweli ka main gate khulne ki awaaj aai or fir Kutton k bhonkney ki... Humne 10 minutes wait Kiya or fir bedsheets niche latkaa di and aaram se niche uttar gaya... Ab mujhe keval problem thi gate waale guards se unse main kaafi durr Tha but still Agar dekhliya toh bc chase karenge or main caahta hun ki unko Pata chale usase pehle main ye dono gaon cross Kar jaaun... Unko waise bhi Pata nahi chalne waala Agar abhi nahi dekha Toh mujhe bhaagtey hue because inke according toh humlog room mein he hain...
Main Ahista-2 Deewar k pass aagaya or fir aaju baaju dekh k Deewar ki taraf douda or fir Uss drum par se jump boost leke Deewar par latak gaya or fir uske uppar chadd gaya... Holy fuck that was exhausting... Haweli ki lights idhar bhi aarahi thi THODI BAHOT.... yahaan keval khet he dikha mujhe or unke bich mein ek kacha raasta jispar mujhe jaanekaa tha... Main dusri side latak k uttara... Lekin uttartey waqt kaafi awaaj Hui as niche koi kachre kaa polythene padda Tha or main uske uppar uttara.. Or iss awaaj se andar harkat Hui... Bhenchod lag gaye lawde ek mission theek se karne nahi detey....
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Isse ek baat yaad ayi, Some people are not your friends, they're just scared to be your enemy