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UPdate-38(Do not Mess with Us)
Main uss room se nikalke niche ki Taraf aaya Mera mood kharaab hogaya Tha what if main yahaan chutiyon ki tarah padda rahun or Bahaar koi problem aajae koi problem kya lagaalo John he attack kardey toh kya lawda ukhaad paaunga main bc.. Niche woh log garden mein they jahaan tent wagairaah lagrahe they shaadi ki taiyaariyaan suru hochuki thi or humaare waale lawde help karwaa rahe they...
Main-bhosdko tumhaare papa ki shaadi Hai kya jo lage paddey ho...
Rohit-time pass ho nahi raha thoda kaam he karletey hain kya Pata jaldi chhod dein...
Main-bhenchod...
OK AP OK first of all calm down gussa nahi karna naa beta naa gussa toh karna he nahi Hai nope... Aise Karega toh gand marrjaaegi...gussa nahi ssshshshshsh...
Main ek side aagaya or garden mein ek bench par baith gaya....As I said earlier Mera gussa bahot kharaab Hai yaa toh aata he nahi Hai or Aata Hai toh fir bahot gand maardeta hai... Meri bhi or saamne waalon ki bhi... Isliye main control Kar raha Tha yahaan baithke...
Main-fuckkkkkkkkk...
Main puri frustration se chilaaya jisase thoda gusse kaa weight Kam hua thoda mind fresh hua...
Main-Yes like that... Gajab hell yeah bud ab bakchodi nahi aaram se aaram se.. OK all good... Easy...
OK let's go now... Main waapis unlog k pass aaya Wajir bhi wahin Tha...
Main-Time kya hua re...?
Wajir-1:30 baje hain...
Main-wtf 1 Baje utha main... Gajab.
Rohit-humaara lunch ho chuka tu karle...
Main-naa bookh nahi Hai...
Wajir- kyun...?
Main-Kyun...? Bhook se puchun..? Ki kyun nahi Hai tu...? KYa jawaab degi woh maalum..? Ki a lawde meri marji nahi hun toh nahi hun...Teri gand mein kya panchayat Hai.....
Main wahaan idhar udhar ghumta raha bc sochraha Tha kutton k sath dosti Karlun par woh bhi nahi ho paaya because kuttey dikhe he nahi Maa k lawde keval raat raat ko kholtey ho kya... Isliye main room mein aagaya or jab thodi derr tak or wohlog nahi aaye toh main waapis unko lene niche ki taraf aaya lekin jaise he main first floor par aaya mujhe kuch awaajein aane lagi... Jaise koi Ladd raha ho Maine uppar se he niche dekha toh hall mein puri family ikathha thi.... Sab k Sab log they udhar... Jyoti or woh thakur k bich conversation chal rahi thi..
Jyoti-aap samjh kyun nahi rahe dadaji... Woh bahot khatarnaak Hai Maine dekha Hai wahaan isko he is a bloody beast.. Ye jo tumlog Surendra Surendra kartey rehtey they naa uske piche AP he Hai...
Ye sun woh sblog solid chownkey...
Jyoti-haan sahi suna koi aam ladka nahi Hai woh jisse aaplog uthaaloge woh kissi ko kahi chhodega... Wohlog pura haryana chalaatey hain haryana kya pura North India chalaatey hain police power paisa public Sab inka Hai... Log devta maangtey hain Inko... Aap pure pariwaar ko khatre mein daal rahe ho...
Thakur-ye Sab usko in Sab mein paddney se pehle sochna caahiye Tha...
Jyoti-insab mein paddney se pehle...? Daji woh mereko jaanta bhi nahi Hai aaj pehli baar usne dekha mujhe... Or uske pass itana time nahi Hai ki woh aise harr matter mein ghussa firre even usse Pata bhi nahi Tha Ashish ne uska naam Liya hai...
Ye sun wohlog maano sapne se bahaar aae..
Thakur-Toh usne kaha kyun nahi...
Jyoti-kyunki Ashish uska dost Hai...
Wajir-Ab jo hogaya so hogaya kamjorr hum bhi nahi hain dekhlenge usko or uske baad uske Deva ko...
Ye sun Mera dimag jo already ghumma hua Tha or jyaada ghumma main boltey hue niche aaya...
Main-Deva bhai bol... Yaa deva ji bol...
Wajir-kya Bola...
Main bilkul uske saamne aake khadda hogaya...
Main-jo tu suna tere jaise chindi chorr Pata Hai humaare yahaan hath jodke sirr jhuka Kar aatey hain jis deva ko tu naam se bulaaraha Hai unki Pooja hoti Hai... Tu humein dekhega Haan itani goli padengi ki laash bhi pehchaan mein nahi aayegi... Bhagwaan kaa naam Bina respect k nahi letey..
Thakur-tum...
Main-bich mein nahi bolna chicha.... Ab tu sun kahaan Tha main Haan yaad aaya Kiske dum par uchhal raha Hai tu ek ko bhi nahi bakshunga jab tak shant hun toh shant hun warna fir Shaitan hun woh haal kardunga ki naa marrega naa jinda rahega...
Woh Sab log kuttey k maafik mujhe ghurr Kar dekh rahe they... Or tab mujhe realize hua ki bhosdk gussa nahi gussa nahi... YAAD rakha Kar gand Marr jaaegi...
Main-actually I am sorry... I didn't meant that...
Ye sun wohlog blank hogaye ki bhenchod aadmi Hai yaa paayjaama... Or main uppar ki taraf aagaya... Ami wagairaah Sab gate par khaddey ye sab sun rahe they woh bhi mere piche piche uppar aagaye.... Uppar room mein aatey he Main firse chilaayaa...
Main-"Fuck this Shit"...
Rohit - Kya hua re...?
Ami-gussa aaraha Hai usko... Or gussa usko karna Hai nahi... This is bad humein nikalna hoga yahaan se...
Sam-Matlab...
Ami-Matlab jitana ye gussa Karegi utana ye waapis past waala AP banegi.. Vertigo ye gift deke gayi hai isko...
Ravi-what the fuck...?
Ami-yep... Aise ye bimaar hojaaega fir.... And that is bad very very bad...
Main-Thodi Derr chup rahoge be bhosdko...
Ye bolke main utha...
Main-Ami k room mein jaaraha main tumlog bakchodi continue Karo...
Or main Ami waale room mein aagaya... bc ye log ko tapka bhi nahi shakta bechaare innocent Hain ek thakur k liye sabki gand maarna not good... Lekin Agar dimag ghumma toh Sab marrenge isliye dimag ghumaana nahi Hai bhenchod kya chutiya Tarah se kidnap huein hain kissi ko shakk takk naa hoga ki hum yahaan Hain even main bhi bahaar hota toh dhund nahi paata because koi link he nahi Hai naa koi saboot... Ab toh Parson shaadi Hai uske baad he nikalna hopaaega lagta Hai... Shaadi Hai iska Matlab guests bhi aaenge guests aaenge Matlab bheed hogi family Chutiyaapa hoga
Matlab jeena bahot mushqill hoga lekin mouka ho shakta Hai bhaagne kaa yaa koi mobile hath lagjaae... Woh aasaan hoga... Lekin bc abtak ek bhi mobile yaa land-line phone dikha takk nahi lagta Hai budhau ban kardiya Hai phones ko.. Main kuch soch he raha Tha ki darwaaja knock hua.. Or fir khulla as Maine lock nahi kiya Tha... UDHAR se woh Kritika andar aai... Kritika k thobdey ko dekh lag raha Tha ki usko Pata chal gaya hai main kon hun...
Kri-AP....
Main-not now baad mein...
Kri-Please listen...
Main-Listen girl now Is a very bad time I am telling you do not start..
Kri-My Uncle and Aunty wants to talk to you..
Ye sun Jyoti k mom and dad Yaani thakur Arjun singh or unki wife Archana andar enter hue... Main aksar loggon k thobdey padhleta hun lekin yahaan main confuse Tha because unke cehre par darr, Majburi or sadness k mixed expressions they... Unko dekh main khadda hua...
Main-Ji boliye...
Arjun-We want your help....
Main-I see I see... What kind of help can you please explain ....
Arjun-Please listen .. Mere papa ek bahot ache insaan hain... Gareeb or laachaar logon k maseeha Hain woh aaplog ki Tarah toh nahi but jitana Kar shaktey hain logon k liye utana kartey hain... Aajtak kissi ne bhi unpar ungali nahi uthaai Hai log bahot ijjat kartey hain unki... Lekin jaise he unhe ye sab kaa Pata challa unhone apni ghar ki ijjat k liye Bina kuch soche samjhe aap Sab ko kidnap karwaa Liya kyunki Jyoti ki shaadi pehle he tayy ho chuki thi Yahaan k ek bade gharaane mein bahot achaa khaandaan Hai unka or uss jaisa ladka humein nahi millega.. Isliye papa ye shaadi k bich mein kuch bhi nahi aane Dena caahtey they... Lekin Shor sharaabe k bich ye baat ladke waalon ko Pata chal gayi... Unhe double chinta sataaney lagi ek ki Jyoti kaa Sachmein affair Hai joki Tha nahi dusri or main problem tumhaare pareewar kaa naam bhi aagaya insabmein isliye woh log darr gaye or shaadi k liye mana karne lage par papaji ne unse baat ki woh papa ki kaafi ijjat kartey hain or unse darrtey bhi hain isliye unhone shaadi nahi todi or ye baat maanli ki Jyoti kaa affair nahi Tha lekin tumhaara darr toh unlog ko tabhi bhi satta he raha Tha aaplog kya ho sabko Pata Hai toh jaahir si baat Hai darr toh lagega he... Isliye unhone ek shart rakhi ki jab tak deva ji khud Yahaan aake unke saamne ye saaf nahi karenge ki humaara Insabse koi naata nahi Hai tabtak shaadi nahi hogi....
Main-what the hell...???
Archana - Ji Haan... Ab papa kissi k aage jukhenge nahi or deva bhai Bina jukhaae unki baat sunenge nahi kyunki already unhone aaplog ko kidnap karke galati ki hai... Or Aise ye shaadi hogi nahi or pure pareewar ki badnaami hogi woh alag..
Main-toh fir humein kyun kidnap karwaaya... Jab tumhe Pata he Tha affair Hai nahi...
Arjun-Woh shaadi naa hone Dene waali dhamki k Kaaran... Unhe laga jawaan khoon Hai kya Pata kya kardey...
Main-so let me get this straight tumlog bahot ache Inshaan ho OK good...jyoti is a very sweet girl I know... SHAADI horahi Hai good or sath sath shaadi nahi bhi horahi not good... Shaadi karaane k liye aap sabko Deva bhai ki permission caahiye good or dusri taraf tumlog deva bhai ki beijjati Kar rahe ho... Very bad... Ab ladke waale bhi tumlog se darrtey hain toh shaadi cancel woh karenge nahi lekin good humlog se bahot jyaada darrtey hain toh shaadi woh Bina shart puri hue karenge nahi...what the fuck this is so confusing....
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