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Thriller Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - All Hell Broke Loose (Completed)

Part 3 kaa title kya hona caahiye?

  • Waah! Life Ho Toh Aisi - The Merchant Of Death

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Monkey D. Dragon

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Fabulous update bro
AP's plan got failed
But filmy romance got succeed
Now how much humiliation will AP have to bear
If this happens again ( will have convert AP into ap then)
She didn't Know any thing about him
Now she will know by Google
Let's see what will she finds about
Waiting for next bro
 
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Update-37(We Are What We Are)




Rohit-Lawda firse bhaagega bc gand maardenge pitbul hain bhosdk...


Main-majaak Kar raha Tha be... Iss Tarah nikalna impossible Hai koi or idea nikaalna hoga Kal... Bhenchod 6 kuttey hain.. 6kuttey kon maadarchod rakhta Hai...

Ravi-what the fuck...

Rohit-chalo fir so jaao bc bahot thakk gaye hain already itana late kardiya nikalne k chakkar mein 2-3 baj gaye honge subah k...

Ravi-haan... 2 bed idhar Hain 2 side waale room mein or 2 fir third room mein...

Main-Ami tu third room lele... Aaram se sojaanekaa...

Ravi-bc bed toh dekh kitane bade hain caahe Sab ek par he sojaao..

MAIN, Ravi rohit or Sam ek room mein they Ashish Ajit ek mein or Ami fir third mein... Per room 2 king-sized beds they bc pure bade - 2...main or Ravi ke bed per they...

Main-bhosdk koi subah chaaye wagairaah leke aae toh tumlog pee Lena mujhe jagaaya toh gand fodd dunga...

Ravi-OK...

Ab bc bhaagdoud se aaj itana thakk gaye they ki kya Mast nind aai bc Pata nahi kitani derr takk sota he raha.. Subah kissi k bolne se meri aankh khuli main utha toh wahaan Ami or Kritika they... Unke alaawa room mein koi nahi Tha...

Main-kya hua re...

Ami-uthana nahi Hai...

Main-kya karegi uthke idhar konsa koi kaam Hai... Sone de naa befaltu bore hounga uthke...

Kri-kaam he Hai shaadi ko 3 din bache hain or mehmaan bhi aane lage hain tumlog bhi mehmaan ho toh thoda kaam karaao..

Main-aji ghanta main kaam karwaaunga...

Kri-baaki Sab toh karwaa rahe hain...

Main-baaki toh chutiy....i mean pagal hain main naa karwaane waala...

Ami-niche toh aaja kaam rehndey.. 11 baje hain yaar...

Main-tumlog chalo main aata hun fresh hoke..

Ami-ok...

Unke jaatey he main fir se so gaya... Or ab mujhe kissi ne nahi jagaaya.. main apne aap utha.. Bc ghar mein kitani problems hongi babhi toh pagal hogayi hongi lekin bhai hain sathmein unko Pata Hai apunlog ko kuch nahi hoenga... Woh sambhaal lenge... Lekin fir bhi tension toh hogi he...

Ye sochta sochta main utha or bathroom mein ghuss gaya fresh hua nahaaya or wahaan rakhe kapdey pehney white kurta - Payjaama bc ekdum Desi dude lagraha Tha main Payjaama toh mereko fit aagaya but kurta thoda khulla Tha lekin theek Tha jo bhi Tha nahaake sareer fresh hogaya ekdum.... Bc abtak koi uppar nahi aaya bc log bhag toh nahi gaye akele akele....

Ye bolke main room se bahaar aaya toh uss floor par koi nahi Tha niche waale floor par aaya toh Kritika k room k just saamne Kritika or ek 22_23 age ki sundar si ladki or khaddi thi bc ab ye kon... Introduction toh hua nahi bc lekin mujhe dekh woh ladki bhayaanak shocked rehgayi uski aankhein bahaar aaneko hogayi... Lawda koi ex girlfriend toh nahi Hai ye jo aise dekh rahi Hai... Waise iss pareewaar mein ghurrke dekhne kaa riwaaj toh Hai he..

Ladki-oh my God.. AP ko bhi yahaan leke aae ho tumlog...

Kri-ofcourse di main problem yahi toh thi...

Ladki-Oh no no no. No noo I am sorry I am really really sorry... Meri family ki taraf se main aapse maafi maangti hun...

Ye sab sun woh Kritika bhi Chakraa gayi or bc sathmein main bhi ki ye ho kya raha Hai..

Main-maafi waafi baadmein first of all tum ho kon...

Ladki-I amJyoti...

Main-oh ho ho ho.... Aaiye ji Aaiye welcome welcome sawaagat Hai aapka...

Jyoti-please listen to me one second...

Main-are boliye boliye boliye aap he k liye toh aae hain yahaan aapki baat sune Bina kaise jaaenge...

Jyoti-yahaan nahi Andar...

Main-ok...

Ye bolke hum Kritika k room mein aagaye or usne room bandh kardiya..

Kri-Di kya horaha Hai ye...

Jyoti-Ek second Kriti... AP please listen to me...

Main-are kuch bologi tabhi naa sununga tabse listen to me listen to me khelrahi ho...

Jyoti-ww.. W. Woh hua Yun ki me and Ashish were just friends ye toh tumhe bhi maalum he hoga Maine meri family ko bhi yahi baat samjhaai but meri family ye baat maananey ko taiyaar he nahi thi isliye Vinay bhai gaye College mein or Ashish k sath unki verbal fight Hui... Uske baad baat or badhgayi meri kissi ne nahi suni mujhe bola gaya tum yahaan ruko hum Sab theek kardenge... Issi bich Ashish ne tumhaara naam lediya toh sabko laga woh serious Hai toh baat hadse aage badh gayi kyunki agar Sachmein ye sab Hai toh tum kabhi shaadi nahi hone doge aisa dadaji ko laga or unhone ye sab plan Kiya... Unlog ki koi galati nahi Hai thakuron mein beti he sabkuch hoti Hai isliye ye sab Kiya unhone... PLEASE try to understand..

Main-Understand kya hai isme yahaan baithey toh hain chup chaap maine kya Kiya...

Jyoti-Kiya nahi KAROGE.... main tumhaare he college mein padhti hun or ussi area mein rehti hun ye log ko nahi Pata itana but I know you you are more dangerous then anything else in Haryana....

Main-karoge yaani future mein toh ji Haan jarur you know deva bhai humessa boltey hain "NO ONE HURTS MY FAMILY AND Lives" toh first of all jokes apart main tumhaara kuch nahi karunga lekin bhai tumhaara kuch nahi chhodenge ye jo thakurpanthi haina humaare 20 gaon humaare itane gaon toh for your kind info main bataadun humaare under haryana haryana mein over 5,000 gaon hain as sarkaar humaari he Hai toh pura haryana humaara hai ... Or bandey itane hain jitane total tumhaare 20 gaon mein naa honge so the thing is Maine tumhaare Dada ko Bola Tha ki beshak tumhaare pass reason sahi ho humein kidnap karne kaa but bhai ye nahi dekhenge ki kya reason Tha naa he woh mouka denge samjhaane kaa... Or uppar se ek jaanwar aaega usse bhi kholdiya toh fir ram naam satya Hai...

Jyoti-isiliye toh tumhe bolrahi hun please try to understand insabke baad tum please humein bhool Jaana...

Main-AP... This is my name I don't forgive and I don't forget... I will have my revenge one way or other... I am a force that doesn't like to be messed with...

Jyoti-toh tum caahtey ho ki ye sab innocent log bhugtey woh Sab...

Main-first of all ye sab kidnap karne se pehle sochna Tha kissi builder k betey ko kidnap nahi kar rahe ho tumlog I am fucking AP... My family rules the entire north India... Halwa Hai KYa ji... Ab karm kiye hain toh fall bhi khaana he padega... Or suno main kuch bhi nahi karunga main naa he bhai ko bolunga woh kya karein tumlog k sath or Agar woh kuch karne lage jo woh karenge he toh naa he main unhe rokunga... So good luck with that.... Have a nice day... Or Haan apni behen ko samjhao ki kon hain hum.. Or kya kartey hain hum... Or kya kar shaktey hain hum or kya kya kiye hain hum...

Ye bolke main room se bahaar chala gaya ye sab Sach Tha bhai kuch nahi sunenge baad mein ki inhone kyun kidnap Kiya or woh jaanwar bc usko toh mouka caahiye In abko thokdega woh ek shaadi k chakkar mein Sab marrenge bhenchod...



Continued...
 

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Update-37(We Are What We Are)




Rohit-Lawda firse bhaagega bc gand maardenge pitbul hain bhosdk...


Main-majaak Kar raha Tha be... Iss Tarah nikalna impossible Hai koi or idea nikaalna hoga Kal... Bhenchod 6 kuttey hain.. 6kuttey kon maadarchod rakhta Hai...

Ravi-what the fuck...

Rohit-chalo fir so jaao bc bahot thakk gaye hain already itana late kardiya nikalne k chakkar mein 2-3 baj gaye honge subah k...

Ravi-haan... 2 bed idhar Hain 2 side waale room mein or 2 fir third room mein...

Main-Ami tu third room lele... Aaram se sojaanekaa...

Ravi-bc bed toh dekh kitane bade hain caahe Sab ek par he sojaao..

MAIN, Ravi rohit or Sam ek room mein they Ashish Ajit ek mein or Ami fir third mein... Per room 2 king-sized beds they bc pure bade - 2...main or Ravi ke bed per they...

Main-bhosdk koi subah chaaye wagairaah leke aae toh tumlog pee Lena mujhe jagaaya toh gand fodd dunga...

Ravi-OK...

Ab bc bhaagdoud se aaj itana thakk gaye they ki kya Mast nind aai bc Pata nahi kitani derr takk sota he raha.. Subah kissi k bolne se meri aankh khuli main utha toh wahaan Ami or Kritika they... Unke alaawa room mein koi nahi Tha...

Main-kya hua re...

Ami-uthana nahi Hai...

Main-kya karegi uthke idhar konsa koi kaam Hai... Sone de naa befaltu bore hounga uthke...

Kri-kaam he Hai shaadi ko 3 din bache hain or mehmaan bhi aane lage hain tumlog bhi mehmaan ho toh thoda kaam karaao..

Main-aji ghanta main kaam karwaaunga...

Kri-baaki Sab toh karwaa rahe hain...

Main-baaki toh chutiy....i mean pagal hain main naa karwaane waala...

Ami-niche toh aaja kaam rehndey.. 11 baje hain yaar...

Main-tumlog chalo main aata hun fresh hoke..

Ami-ok...

Unke jaatey he main fir se so gaya... Or ab mujhe kissi ne nahi jagaaya.. main apne aap utha.. Bc ghar mein kitani problems hongi babhi toh pagal hogayi hongi lekin bhai hain sathmein unko Pata Hai apunlog ko kuch nahi hoenga... Woh sambhaal lenge... Lekin fir bhi tension toh hogi he...

Ye sochta sochta main utha or bathroom mein ghuss gaya fresh hua nahaaya or wahaan rakhe kapdey pehney white kurta - Payjaama bc ekdum Desi dude lagraha Tha main Payjaama toh mereko fit aagaya but kurta thoda khulla Tha lekin theek Tha jo bhi Tha nahaake sareer fresh hogaya ekdum.... Bc abtak koi uppar nahi aaya bc log bhag toh nahi gaye akele akele....

Ye bolke main room se bahaar aaya toh uss floor par koi nahi Tha niche waale floor par aaya toh Kritika k room k just saamne Kritika or ek 22_23 age ki sundar si ladki or khaddi thi bc ab ye kon... Introduction toh hua nahi bc lekin mujhe dekh woh ladki bhayaanak shocked rehgayi uski aankhein bahaar aaneko hogayi... Lawda koi ex girlfriend toh nahi Hai ye jo aise dekh rahi Hai... Waise iss pareewaar mein ghurrke dekhne kaa riwaaj toh Hai he..

Ladki-oh my God.. AP ko bhi yahaan leke aae ho tumlog...

Kri-ofcourse di main problem yahi toh thi...

Ladki-Oh no no no. No noo I am sorry I am really really sorry... Meri family ki taraf se main aapse maafi maangti hun...

Ye sab sun woh Kritika bhi Chakraa gayi or bc sathmein main bhi ki ye ho kya raha Hai..

Main-maafi waafi baadmein first of all tum ho kon...

Ladki-I amJyoti...

Main-oh ho ho ho.... Aaiye ji Aaiye welcome welcome sawaagat Hai aapka...

Jyoti-please listen to me one second...

Main-are boliye boliye boliye aap he k liye toh aae hain yahaan aapki baat sune Bina kaise jaaenge...

Jyoti-yahaan nahi Andar...

Main-ok...

Ye bolke hum Kritika k room mein aagaye or usne room bandh kardiya..

Kri-Di kya horaha Hai ye...

Jyoti-Ek second Kriti... AP please listen to me...

Main-are kuch bologi tabhi naa sununga tabse listen to me listen to me khelrahi ho...

Jyoti-ww.. W. Woh hua Yun ki me and Ashish were just friends ye toh tumhe bhi maalum he hoga Maine meri family ko bhi yahi baat samjhaai but meri family ye baat maananey ko taiyaar he nahi thi isliye Vinay bhai gaye College mein or Ashish k sath unki verbal fight Hui... Uske baad baat or badhgayi meri kissi ne nahi suni mujhe bola gaya tum yahaan ruko hum Sab theek kardenge... Issi bich Ashish ne tumhaara naam lediya toh sabko laga woh serious Hai toh baat hadse aage badh gayi kyunki agar Sachmein ye sab Hai toh tum kabhi shaadi nahi hone doge aisa dadaji ko laga or unhone ye sab plan Kiya... Unlog ki koi galati nahi Hai thakuron mein beti he sabkuch hoti Hai isliye ye sab Kiya unhone... PLEASE try to understand..

Main-Understand kya hai isme yahaan baithey toh hain chup chaap maine kya Kiya...

Jyoti-Kiya nahi KAROGE.... main tumhaare he college mein padhti hun or ussi area mein rehti hun ye log ko nahi Pata itana but I know you you are more dangerous then anything else in Haryana....

Main-karoge yaani future mein toh ji Haan jarur you know deva bhai humessa boltey hain "NO ONE HURTS MY FAMILY AND Lives" toh first of all jokes apart main tumhaara kuch nahi karunga lekin bhai tumhaara kuch nahi chhodenge ye jo thakurpanthi haina humaare 20 gaon humaare itane gaon toh for your kind info main bataadun humaare under haryana haryana mein over 5,000 gaon hain as sarkaar humaari he Hai toh pura haryana humaara hai ... Or bandey itane hain jitane total tumhaare 20 gaon mein naa honge so the thing is Maine tumhaare Dada ko Bola Tha ki beshak tumhaare pass reason sahi ho humein kidnap karne kaa but bhai ye nahi dekhenge ki kya reason Tha naa he woh mouka denge samjhaane kaa... Or uppar se ek jaanwar aaega usse bhi kholdiya toh fir ram naam satya Hai...

Jyoti-isiliye toh tumhe bolrahi hun please try to understand insabke baad tum please humein bhool Jaana...

Main-AP... This is my name I don't forgive and I don't forget... I will have my revenge one way or other... I am a force that doesn't like to be messed with...

Jyoti-toh tum caahtey ho ki ye sab innocent log bhugtey woh Sab...

Main-first of all ye sab kidnap karne se pehle sochna Tha kissi builder k betey ko kidnap nahi kar rahe ho tumlog I am fucking AP... My family rules the entire north India... Halwa Hai KYa ji... Ab karm kiye hain toh fall bhi khaana he padega... Or suno main kuch bhi nahi karunga main naa he bhai ko bolunga woh kya karein tumlog k sath or Agar woh kuch karne lage jo woh karenge he toh naa he main unhe rokunga... So good luck with that.... Have a nice day... Or Haan apni behen ko samjhao ki kon hain hum.. Or kya kartey hain hum... Or kya kar shaktey hain hum or kya kya kiye hain hum...

Ye bolke main room se bahaar chala gaya ye sab Sach Tha bhai kuch nahi sunenge baad mein ki inhone kyun kidnap Kiya or woh jaanwar bc usko toh mouka caahiye In abko thokdega woh ek shaadi k chakkar mein Sab marrenge bhenchod...



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Main-AP... This is my name I don't forgive and I don't forget... I will have my revenge one way or other... I am a force that doesn't like to be messed with...

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