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Kritika-ummmmmm! Hummmmmnnn...
Main-sorry I didnt understand a word you just said..
Hath hataaega tab naa bolegi bhosdk...
Oh shit..
Main-chilaana nahi Haan..
Maine hath hataaya toh uske munh se pehla word ye nikala...
Kri-tum yahaan kya Kar rahe ho...?
Main-juth nahi bolunga bhaagne ki try Kar raha Tha lekin fail hogaya tumhaare kuttey aagaye...aise jaanwar koi paalta Hai kya bhalla yaar...
Kri-main bhi sochun wohlog itana kyun bark Kar rahe hain...
Main-My bad...
Kri-Ab uthoge...
Main-oh! Fuck sorry...
Ye bolke Main uske uppar se utha or usko uthne k liye hath diya jispar usne mujhe ghurr
Kar dekha toh Maine hath waapis hataaliya... Bc bhalaai kaa toh jamaana he nahi Hai... Woh khaddi Hui Maine uppar dekha toh wHaan naa toh bedsheet thi or naa He woh log... Bc even khidki bhi bandh kargaye they gajab bc...
Kritika - Tum Bhaag kyun rahe they...
Main-what do you mean tum Bhaag kyun rahe they kidnapped hun yaar bhaagunga nahi toh kya karunga I can't live like this... I am bored like hell... I will die if I stay here more..
Kritika - oh! Hello.. Kidnapper ki Tarah rakhtey toh kya kartey..?
Main-toh theek Tha Kam se kam bandhey toh rehtey yaa behonsh rehtey...
Kri-fir kaise bhaagtey...?
Main-main koi naa koi raasta nikaal he leta you know I am too fast..
Kri-fainkna bandh karoge tum..? Kitana fainkoge...
Main-internet wagairaah nahi chalaati kya...?
Kri-main faltu cheejein search nahi karti...
Main-newspaper toh aata hoga... Are woh chhodo TV par toh news dekhti hogi... Woh bhi chhodo aajkal toh mere return k baad social media par bhi main he chaaya hun... Kamsekma kahin toh dekha hoga ki main kon hun...
Kri-bol toh aise rahe ho jaise hero ho koi..
Main-excuse me I am bigger then a hero in North India... Iron man hun idhar kaa main...
Kri-whatever... Dekho abhi main daji ko nahi bataaungi ye sab as already bahot problems hain unke uppar lekin Agar doobara bhaagne ki koshish ki toh main bilkul bataadungi sabko...
Main-Ek baat bataata hun mouka Hai abhi bataado doobara mouka nahi dunga main fir... Mera plan ek baar fail hua wahi bahot shock ki baat Hai 2 baar fail no way...
Kri-tum yahaan se nahi nikal shaktey... Tumne jyoti di ko dhoka diya...
Main-what the fuck... O hello I don't even know your jyoti di.. Dhoka Dena toh durr ki baat Hai or dhoka Ashish ne bhi nahi diya... A tumlog usko bulaalo naa idhar Hai kahaan bc woh idhar lawd....i mean idhar waatt lagi paddi Hai or woh gayab Hai usko bulaao usase pucho ki bhai ye sab sach nahi Hai humaara bhi picha chutte tumlog bhi tension free hojaao...
Kri-kal aajaaengi woh...
Main-gajab toh Kal sabke saamne usase puchlena...
Kri-nahi sabke saamne nahi Kal raat yahin par...
Main-lol.. Nahi aa paaunga...
Kri-kyun..?
Main-bahot kaam Hai Kal mereko...
Kri-matlab...?
Main-off course bhaagunga yaar or kya karuunga... Kal apun gayab...
Kri-kal 6 k 6 Dogs khulle rakhwaaungi...
Main-waise toh I love dogs but unko maarne mein mujhe koi problem nahi hogi...
Kri-eeewwww! Tum dogs ko maaroge...?
Main-joking.... 6 dogs hain toh Mera raatko nikalna impossible ab kuch Naya plan karnekaa Hai mereko... Bc kya lodu... I mean ghatiya jagah Hai...
Kri-oh hello aisi jagah pure haryana mein nahi millegi tumhe itani badi haweli dekhi hai kabhi...
Main-haao rojj dekhta hun...
Kri-kidhar sapno mein...
Main- Aji lawd....Abe gaali Dena bandh karbe...
Kri-what..?
Main-sorry thoda control nahi rehta ... Mera Matlab Tha I guess isase 5 gunna badi haweli toh hogi humaarimm..or isase 5 gunna jyaada area mein faili Hai..
Kri-You gotta be kidding me...
Main-yaar tum bilkul Bhi I mean thoda saa bhi I mean slight saa bhi nahi jaanti main kon hun kahaan se hun kya karta hun...
Kri-Actually nahi... I mean I know ki tum kissi powerful background se ho lekin jyaada nahi Pata...
Main-Haryana k cm, home minister wagairaah wagairaah ko toh jaanti hogi...
Kri-offocurse itani knowledge Hai mujhe and Haan don't tell me tum unko jaantey ho... Fainkana nahi...
Main-jaanta nahi banaaya he humne hai..
Kri-very funny...
Main-bhai theek kehtey hain bc kon bhains k aage been bajaae...
Kri-tumne mujhe bhains Bola what the hell...
Main-tereko nahi Bola re woh ek kahaawat Hai... Tu ek kaam Kar Google Kar Deva Singh yaa AP yaa Abeer yaa mangal etcetera etcetera uske baad baat kartey hain...
Kri-abtoh tumne meri curiosity or badha di ab Google karna he padega...
Main - kartey raho main chalta... Ciao...
Kri-oh hello idhar se kahaan balcony se jaao...
Main-woh raasta bandh hogaya yahaan se kon dekhega waise bhi... Bc ek baat Hai kya Mast room Hai humein toh chutiy... I mean bakwass saa room diela Hai...this is not fare Haan...
Kri-just get out...
Main-google Karo fir apne bhai dadaji yaa pitaji se pucho ki ye gentlemen kon hain tab Bolna get out... Tabtak k liye bye...
Ye bolke Maine gate khola or idhar udhar dekha koi nahi Tha toh aaram se nikalke uppar chadd gaya humaare room k saamne aaya knock karne he waala Tha ki Maine darwaaja thoda saa push Kiya or woh khull gaya bhenchod lawde ki planning hogi yahaan saala Gate khulla chhod rakha Hai bclog ne... Main andar aaya aaram se toh woh log khidki se niche dekh rahe they ki main kahaan gaya wagairaah - 2 Sab k Sab bc wahin jhumrakhe they...
Rohit-dikha kya be...?
Ravi-nahi re iss balcony mein se he dikhega bc Pata nahi kahaan marrgaya...pakka bhosdkaa yaa toh pakada gaya yaa fir line maarne lag gaya main likh k deta hun...
Main-aji Haan bhen k lawde kareena kapoor baithi hain udhar toh...
Ye sun woh log ekdum se palte...
Ravi-bhosdk darra diya...
Sam-ek minute tu andar kaise aaya be gandu...
Main-lehen k bawdo Gate takk lock naa Kiya tha tumlog ne bichmein koi aajata toh marrjaati na gand...
Sam-ye Ashish ko Bola Tha main...
Rohit-woh chhod ye Bata niche Kya hua....?
Main-jyaada kuch nahi ek chance milgaya woh boli abhi budhau ko nahi bataaegi lekin fir bakchodi ki toh pilwaadegi sabko...
Rohit-bc aise kya pataaya itani jaldi jo raaji hogayi...
Main-frankly speaking Maine kuch nahi kiya I mean thoda eye contact hua Tha but jyaada nahi toh ye sab usne khud k hissab se he Kiya... Yaa ye ho shakta Hai woh meri shakal par already fidda ho...
Sam-waah bc Mast Hai dikhne mein toh...
Main-Haan but bc apne type ki nahi Hai..
Rogit-tabhi sochun bc Bina flirt kiye kaise aagaya chutiya...
Main-haao flirt nikala he nahi mera it means apne type ki nahi Hai....apne type ki hoti toh Mera flirt uchall-2 k bahaar aajata... Even bc humein theek se jaanti bhi nahi....
Rohit-lol..
Main - bolke aaya main ki Google Kar maadarjaat Pata Kar inshaan Hai ki bhagwaan apun...
Ravi-maadarjaat toh nahi Bola hoga tu...
Main-of course nahi ladkiyon k saamne gaali naa deta main...
Ami-iska Matlab main kya hun...
Main-tu chill Kar tujhe aadhi gaali samjh nahi Aati toh koi dikkat nahi..
Rohit - woh chhod be ab aage kaa kya plan Hai...
Main-Firse bhaagta hun bc kutton ki maai chhod dunga..kholo khidki..
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RAJIV SHAW
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