Romance Uff! Ye Mohabbat ! (completed)

[Adirshi]

Update 6​

Narayanrao avi ko wapis hostel chhod ke apne gaon ke liye nikal gaye, Avi jab wapis hostel me dakhil hua to uske dost use dekh ke ekdum khush ho gaye usne me shubham sabse jyada khush tha, usne ko avi ko gale laga liya

Shubham- kya hua tha AK ? achanak ye sab ? kya matter hua tha ? aur aisa kyat ha wo police ko aana pada ?

Shubham ki baat sunkar avi muskuraya aur bola

Avi- bhai aaram se puch sare sawal eksath karega kya, waise naya kuch nahi hai ye purana hi matter hai

Shubham-purana boleto ?

Avi- arey wo sanjana ka baap inspector hai apne area ka usi ka failaya ka chudap hai ye aur kuch nahi..

Avi ki baat se shubham chidh gaya

Shubham- to usko sidha batane ka tha ne ke jake apni beti se puch

Avi- kya shubhya tub hi yaar, abe har baap ko lagta hai ki uski beti bahut sajjan aur samajhdar hai, mai kuch bhi batata to usko mujhpar yakin hi nahi hota

Shubham- matlab tu kuch nahi bola

Avi- nope, aur waise bhi bol ke fayda nahi thaw o aadmi jab khud is baat ke bare me dhyan se sochega tab wo apne aap samajh jayega aur waise bhi dusro ke bolne se koi fayda nahi hota hai jab khud ke pichwade aag lagti hai na jalan ka ehsas tabhi hota hai

Shubham- wo sab kuch nahi apan kal pehle jake principal koi ski complaint karenge

Avi- shubham ti faltu me hyper ho raha mere bhai, meko ek baat bata, unhone apne sath job hi kiya usse apne ko kya hua ? kuch nahi ulta har baar unki chaal unpar hi palat gayi bas jyada load nahi lene ka bhidu

Shubham- par AK teko ab jyada sambhalke rehna hoga

Avi- dekh bhai apan kisi ka bura nahi karte to apne ko chinta karne ki jarurat bhi nahi hai aur unko abhi tak samajh nahi aaya hai ke unka pala kisse pada hai, so chill

Shubham- par ab kuch bhi ho us tikdi ko chhodna hai hai, bahut ho gaya inka, tu bata kya karna hai ab ?

Avi- kuch nahi

Avi ne bed par pair pasarte huye kaha

Shubham- matlab

Avi- matlab apne ko kuch nahi karna hai

Shubham- matlab unko aise hi chhod de

Avi- maine aisa kab bola ki chhod denge, ab kuch aisa karenge ki wo aage kuch kar ho na paye

Shubham- oye bhai kabhi to kuch samjhe aisa bol, mana tere paas humse jyada dimag hai par kabhi kabhi hamare dimag ke level ki baat kar liya kar

Avi- abhi batake nahi samjhega re teko kal practical dekhiyo tu aura b mere ko sone de shanti se

Shubham- ha ye sahi hai, dusro ki neend uda ke aaram se so jao

Shubham bhi ab ye baat jaanta tha ke kuch ho jaye Avi abhi kuch nahi batane wala par use itna yakin tha ke wo kuch na kuch karega jaroor aur wahi sanjana jyoti aur Rahul ko bhi yahi lag raha tha..

Agle din sanjana jyoti aur Rahul college pahuche to kisi ne unhe piche se awaj diya

“ye KP”

Teeno ne palat ke dekha par kisi ko samajh nahi aaya ke kaun kise awaj de raha hai, ignore karke thoda aage badhe ki the kea age chetan apne dosto ke sath baitha tha aur usne sidha Rahul ki taraf ishara karne awaj di

Chetan- ye KP

Rahul ne ishare se pucha ke use bulaya ja raha hai kya aur fir wo teeno chetan ke paas pahuche

Rahul- chetan, tere ko mera naam malum nahi hai kya ? aur yr KP kya hai be ?

Rahul ki baat se chetan aur uske dost hasne lage aur chetan Rahul ki khilli udate huye bola

Chetan- tere ko nahi pata kya KP kya hai

Tab Rahul ne chidh kar kaha

Rahul- malum hota to teko puchta kya, tune is naam se awaj di hai teko pata hoga ye to

Chetan- teko nahi pata ??? ha sahi hai na pata bhi kaise hoga tu hosh me kaha tha itni pita kyu hai be ke kachra peti me jake sona pade isiliye kachra peti ka short form KP

Rahul gusse me chetan ko maarne ke liye aage badha par baki ke logo ne rok liya use aur Rahul galiya dete huye bola.

Rahul- bsdk madarjaat tu kaun be meko puchne wala ? lawde meri marji mai jo chahe karunga..

Chetan- sun KP main college ka GS hu samjha na landur, aur teko bahut masti chadhi hai kya re warning milne ke baad bhi wo AK ke piche pada tha, kachre me pahuch ke bhi akkal nahi aayi teko

Itne me waha se avinash aur shubham ja rahe the ko chetan me unko awaj deke apne paas bulaya aura b waha avi ko dekh ke Rahul aur bhi khawal gaya aur sidha uski taraf badha wahi avi pehle hi satark tha usne ek jhatke me Rahul ka hath pakad ke mod diya aur pith ke piche kiya, jisse Rahul ka hath dukhne laga wahi avi uske sar me tapli maarte huye bola

Avi- kya be landur, abe tu aadmi hai ke pajama sala itni baar muh ki khan eke baad bhi meri chhedi jar aha, bahut ho gaya ab tumhara natak..

Fir avi sanjana ki taraf muda

Avi- aur tu kya naam hai tera..?

Fir sanjana ke kuch bolne se pehle hi use jhidkarte huye bola

Avi- tu koi bhi ho mereko ghanta fark nahi padta, tumko teen chance de diye ab dekho mai kya karta hu, aur jab mai kuch karta hu na to saamne wale ko sidha ghune tekne pe majboor kar deta hu, be ready..

Itna bol ke avi ke Rahul ko apni taraf ghumaya aur sanjana ki taraf dekhte huye use ek sansanit thappad jad diya aur bola

Avi- kyu be shart bhul gaya kya us din ki ?

Rahul- nahi

Avi- dobara boliyo jara..

Rahul- yaad hai SIR

Avi- aur hamesha dhyan me hi rakhiyo, aur ladkiyo ke chakker me apni ijjat ki aisi taisi karana band kar be, soch mai jab bagair planning ke tujhe kachre me pahucha sakta hu to puri planning ke sath samne se vaar karu to teri kya halat hogi, ye ladkiya hai har baar bach jayengi aur har baar teri vaat lagegi, chal nikal ab KP

Chetan- aur ek baat aur sunte jao teeno, dobara agar AK ke chedi gaye to mai khud tumhari complaint registar karunga and I will make sure to get you guys rusticate..

Ab itni der se chup sanjana boli

Sanjana- chetan college kyat ere baap ka hai kya ?

Chetan- tere bhi baap na nahi hai samjhi na aur jaban sambhalke warna is college me papa ki pari kya kya karti ka iska lekha jokha sidha sangram patil tak pahuchega samjhi..

Sanjana ke liye ye expected nahi tha par chetan ye kar sakta th ye wo janti thi isiliye chup rahi itne me koi chillaya

“abe chala satko yaha ke principal aa raha hai”

Bas itna sunte hiwaha jama gardi apne apne raste nikal gayi,

Uske baad kuch din ekdum shanti me beete par us din me Rahul ka naya namkaran ho chuka tha aur sab use ab KP hi bolte the

Wahi shubham ne ek din avi se pucha

Shubham- meko pata hai tu kuch na kuch karega par kab..?

Avi- aa tere ko aaj detail me samjhata hu.. dekh bhai aisa hai kea b tak unhone teen koshishe ki par teeno baar unka plan backfire kiya par unhe ye pata hai ki mai kuch na kuch karunga aur aur wo yahi soch rahe honge ki mai kar sakta hu aur isi chakker me wo koi nayi kurafat nahi karenge, ye ek fayda hai, tune notice kiya kya wo teeno aajkal thode ghabraye dikhte hai, mai kya karne wala hu ye sochna hi unki saja hai unko tension lene de apan apna enjoy karte rehne ka.. Always remember if you are not able to solve a problem them to do the thing which is not expected..

Shubham sunn hoke avi ki baat sun raha tha

Shubham- kya rakshas aadmi hai be ? matlab tu bagair kuch kare unhe satane wala hai ?

Avi- aur nahi to kya, kayi baar samne wala hum jaisa sochte hai waisa nahi karta hai ye bhavna bhi takleef de jati hai, ab jo gud se mar sakta hai use jehar kyu diya jaye unka ahankar hi unka chain chinega so just chill and watch them sufering …

 

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[Naik]

Update 5​

Is din ke baad sanjana jyoti aur Rahul ek hafta college me dikhe hi nahi, college me kya college ke aas paas bhi nahi dikhe, ab beijatti hi itni bhari wali huyi thi to koi kya kare, ek hafte baad ye tikdi fir se ikattha huyi, AK ke liye gussa ab aur bhi badh gaya tha aur tabhi rahul bola

Rahul- AK AK AK, dimag badheer kar diya hai ye AK ne, hamari planning hum pe hi ulti kar di aura b muh chipana pad raha

Sanjana- gussa to mujhe bhi bahut aa raha hai ye ek hafta kaise nikala mai hi janti hu par kare to kare kya? Waise kuch bhi ho jaye mai use chhodne wali nahi

Fir thodi der wapis se shanti chha gayi aur sanjana fir kuch soch ke boli

Sanjana- meko lagta hai ab is AK se badla lene ka aakhri rasta ek hi hai..

Sanjana ne jaise hi ye baat boli jyoti aur Rahul ko ek jhatka laga aur Rahul sanjana ko samjhate huye bola

Rahul- nahi sanjana ye theek nahi rahega, ye sab apne tak hi theek hai baat yahi khatam karna hi theek hoga ise badhane se ab koi fayda nahi hai

Par Rahul ki baat se sanjana aur bhadak gayi

Sanjana- baat khatam ? aur ye tu bol raha hai Rahul ? bhul gaya kya us halkat ne tujhe kachre me feka that u bhale hi use chhod de par mai nahi chhodne wali use bhi to pata chale ki usne sanjana mohite-patil se panga liya hai

Jyoti- to kya ab tu ye baat apne papa ko batane wali hai kya

Sanjana- ha, ab to ye baat papa tak jayegi aur mai hi unhe bataung, wo police hai au raise logo ko sidha karna ache se aata hai unhe ye to mano unke baye hath ka khel hai

Rahul- arey par jab wo puchenge ki usne kya kiya hai tab ?

Sanjana- puri baat kaun batane wala hai unhe

Itna bol ke sanjana ne apne papa sangram mohite-patil ko call lagaya jo ki usi area ke inspector the..

Sanjana- hello papa, wo mujhe aapki ek help chahiye

Sangram - ha bol na beta

Sanjana- papa mere college me ek ladka hai AK naam ka wo mujhe pareshan kar raha hai..

Bas itna sunte hi sangram patil ka para chadh gaya

Sangram- kaun hai wo, din bhar lage ab uske, tu chinta mat kar aaj hi pakadta hu usko aur sidha karta hu, kal pair pakad ke mafi mangega wo teri..

Sanjana- ok papa, mai uska photo send karti hu aapko

Sangram- jaldi bhej aur bilkulchinta nahi karna tera baap hai yaha pe wo sab dekh lega…

Sanjana ne ek ladke se AK na number liya tha usi se usne uska WA dp copy kiya aur apne papa ko bhej diya aur fir khush hote huye boli..

Sanjana- AK ab to tu gaya, bahut ghamand hai na tujhe ab dekhti hu mere papa ke samne kitni der tikta hai tu..

Tab jyoti use samjhate huye boli

Jyoti- sanjana ye jyada ho raha hai ab, aur usne humne kya kya kiya hai ye tere papa ko bata diya to ?

Sanjana- mai mere papa ko ache se jaanti hu mere bare me koi kuch bhi bole wo kuch nahi sunenge don’t worry ab bas tum maja dekho AK ki..

Yaha AK aur shubham road par chalte huye college ki taraf ja rahe the tabhi ek police ki gaadi unke paas aakar ruki aur ek hawaldar ne kadak awaj me pucha

Hawaldar- ye, tu AK hai kya ?

AK thoda chauka

AK- ha sir mai hi hu..

Hawaldar- chal police station sahab ne bulaya hai tujhe..

AK- par maine kiya kya hai sir..

Hawaldar- kuch nahi bas tere ander jyada masti bhari huyi hai usi ko nikal na hai

AK- sir aapko galat fehmi ho rahi hai maine kuch nahi kiya hai

Hawaldar- oye harishchandra ab side chalega ke ghasitke leke jau

Ab AK thoda sambhla aur bola

AK_ ghasitke lene jane ko mai aparadhi hu kya ya koi gunda, maine kya kiya hai wo batao pehle fir mai khud chalunga tumhare sath..

AK ki baat sunkar hawaldar garam ho gaya

Hawaldar- borkar utha isko aur daal gaadi me, deta hu teko jawab abhi, bahut bada aadmi hai na tu

Tabhi AK ne apni jeb se ek card nikala aur shubham ko diya

AK- inko call karke ye sab bata de

Tab tak hawaldar ne AK ko pakdaaur gadi me daal diya aur AK ko leke police station pahuche, waha hawaldar ne AK ka hath pakad ke use khichte huye ander laya aur ek kadak salute mar ke bola

Hawaldar- sahab yahi hai wo mawali, bahut bolta hai bahut masti hai isme..

Sangram- theek hai jao tum ab

Wahi AK ne jab inspector ki chati par lagi name plate dekhi tabhi wo ye sab majra samajh gaya tha aur wo thoda normal hua aur wahi sangram apna police wala raub dikhate huye bola

Sangram- AK tera hi naam hai na

AK- ha

Sangrm- to college me padhne aaya hai ya ye sab karne

AK- maine kiya kya hai sir wo to bataiye pehle

Sangram- sanjana meri beti hai aur ab dobara tune uski taraf aankh uthakar bhi dekha to jindagi bhar jail me sadaunga tujhe

AK- maine kuch nahi kiya..

Par inspector sahab ka gussa badh raha tha aur unhone ek joprdar jhapad AK ke gaal pe lagayi aur bole

Sangram- teri itni himmat ke mere samne khada hoke aise jawab dega, borkar ander daal isko bahut masti hai isme aur iske jaise mawali ko sidha karna aata hai mujhe

Borkar jaldi se bhag ke aaya aur uske AK ko lejakar lockup me band kar diya

Abhi insab ko kuch 1 ghanta hi bita hoga k eek gadi dandanati huyi police station me aake ruki aur usme se ek raubdar aadmi utra, wo koi aam insab nahi tha uska naam sare jile me famous tha waha maujud kuch police walo ne bhi us insan ka abhivadan kiya par wo aadmi sidha dandanate huye inspector sangram ke office me ghusa, use dekhte hi inspector bhi uth kar khada hua aur unka swagat karte huye bola

Sangram- arey narayanrao ji aap, aaj yaha kaise aa gaye? Aaiye baithiye…

Tab narayanrao rane khurchi par baithte huye bole

Narayanrao- maaf karna inspector aapko takleef deni hai thodi

Sangram- arey aap aur takleef, ye kya baat kar di aapne aapke jaise ache aur nekdil insan ke kaam aana to hamare liye khushi ki baat hai, boliye

Narayanrao- mujhe ghuma fira ke baat karne ki adat nahi hai inspector, mere bete ko ander kyu dala hai ye pata chal jata to acha hota..

Sangram- aapka beta ??

Narayanrao- Avinash Kanitkar

Sangram- oh AK

Narayanrao- usne agar galti ki hai to saja use milni hi chahiye, mai aapke beech me nahi aaunga par pata to chale usne kiya kya hai ?

Sangram- ladki ki ched chad ka mamla hai sir

Narayanrao- kuch galatfehmi huyi hai inspector, maine avinash kobachpan se dekha hai, wo shararti hai dangekhor hai par itna mai jaanta hu ke wo ladki ko kabhi nahi chedega, ha woe k baar ko char ladko ko maar sakta hai par ladkiyo ke mamle me bilkul nahi..

Sangram- hmare paas complaint hai sir

Narayanrao thoda muskuraye

Narayanrao- aur complaint aapki beti ne hi ki hai ?

Ispar inspector ne koi jawab nahi diya

Narayanrao- inspector chahe to mai mafi mangta hu aapse abhi maaf kar dijiye

Ab sangram patil soch me pad gaye, narayanrao rane jile ke jane man vyakti the aur unki pahuch bhi kafi jyada thi to akhir wo bole

Sangram- borkar chhod ko us AK ko

Borkar bhi jakar AK ko le aaya aur jab narayanrao ne dekha ki Avi ko mara gaya hai wo chidh gaye

Narayanrao- inspector manya hai aap ek baap hai par sath me ek adhikari bhi hai ye dhyan me rakhna, dhanyawaad..

Par narayanrao ki baat inspector ko jami nahi wo AK ki taraf gusse se dekhte huye bola

Sangram- aaj chhd raha hu dobara complaint aayi to kisi ki nahi sununga

Narayanrao bhi samajh gaye the ki wo kya kehna chah raha hai

Narayanrao- bilkul galti ki saja milni hi chahiye par agli baar dono baju ki chanbeen karoge aisi umeed hai

Ab un dono meshabdik ladayi shuru ho gayi thi

Sangram- wo to karunga hi aur doshi ko ek baap aur adhikari dono saja denge

Narayanrao muskuraye aur bole

Narayanrao- agar aisi naubat aayi to saja dene me sabse aage mai rahunga par agar bagair matlab ke kuch hua to wo bhi sehan nahi kiya jayega.. aura b lagta hai ye baat yahi khatam honi chahiye aur mujhe ye batane ki jarurat nahi padni chahiye ki hum kaun hai aur aap kaun, dhanyawaad.

Narayanrao ki awaj me raub thaw o avio ko sath lekar baahar aaye aur bahar aate hi avi unke pair chune niche jhuka to unhone use lage laga liya

Narayanrao- shubham ne phone par sab bataya tha chal tujhe hostel chhod du….

Bahot behtareen shaandaar update bhai
Inspector n achcha nahi kia beti n bol dia kisi n use cheda h or chal samne wale ko kootne kuch tow pata karo kia sach kia jhoot
Dekhte h aage kia hota h

 

[Naik]

Update 6​

Narayanrao avi ko wapis hostel chhod ke apne gaon ke liye nikal gaye, Avi jab wapis hostel me dakhil hua to uske dost use dekh ke ekdum khush ho gaye usne me shubham sabse jyada khush tha, usne ko avi ko gale laga liya

Shubham- kya hua tha AK ? achanak ye sab ? kya matter hua tha ? aur aisa kyat ha wo police ko aana pada ?

Shubham ki baat sunkar avi muskuraya aur bola

Avi- bhai aaram se puch sare sawal eksath karega kya, waise naya kuch nahi hai ye purana hi matter hai

Shubham-purana boleto ?

Avi- arey wo sanjana ka baap inspector hai apne area ka usi ka failaya ka chudap hai ye aur kuch nahi..

Avi ki baat se shubham chidh gaya

Shubham- to usko sidha batane ka tha ne ke jake apni beti se puch

Avi- kya shubhya tub hi yaar, abe har baap ko lagta hai ki uski beti bahut sajjan aur samajhdar hai, mai kuch bhi batata to usko mujhpar yakin hi nahi hota

Shubham- matlab tu kuch nahi bola

Avi- nope, aur waise bhi bol ke fayda nahi thaw o aadmi jab khud is baat ke bare me dhyan se sochega tab wo apne aap samajh jayega aur waise bhi dusro ke bolne se koi fayda nahi hota hai jab khud ke pichwade aag lagti hai na jalan ka ehsas tabhi hota hai

Shubham- wo sab kuch nahi apan kal pehle jake principal koi ski complaint karenge

Avi- shubham ti faltu me hyper ho raha mere bhai, meko ek baat bata, unhone apne sath job hi kiya usse apne ko kya hua ? kuch nahi ulta har baar unki chaal unpar hi palat gayi bas jyada load nahi lene ka bhidu

Shubham- par AK teko ab jyada sambhalke rehna hoga

Avi- dekh bhai apan kisi ka bura nahi karte to apne ko chinta karne ki jarurat bhi nahi hai aur unko abhi tak samajh nahi aaya hai ke unka pala kisse pada hai, so chill

Shubham- par ab kuch bhi ho us tikdi ko chhodna hai hai, bahut ho gaya inka, tu bata kya karna hai ab ?

Avi- kuch nahi

Avi ne bed par pair pasarte huye kaha

Shubham- matlab

Avi- matlab apne ko kuch nahi karna hai

Shubham- matlab unko aise hi chhod de

Avi- maine aisa kab bola ki chhod denge, ab kuch aisa karenge ki wo aage kuch kar ho na paye

Shubham- oye bhai kabhi to kuch samjhe aisa bol, mana tere paas humse jyada dimag hai par kabhi kabhi hamare dimag ke level ki baat kar liya kar

Avi- abhi batake nahi samjhega re teko kal practical dekhiyo tu aura b mere ko sone de shanti se

Shubham- ha ye sahi hai, dusro ki neend uda ke aaram se so jao

Shubham bhi ab ye baat jaanta tha ke kuch ho jaye Avi abhi kuch nahi batane wala par use itna yakin tha ke wo kuch na kuch karega jaroor aur wahi sanjana jyoti aur Rahul ko bhi yahi lag raha tha..

Agle din sanjana jyoti aur Rahul college pahuche to kisi ne unhe piche se awaj diya

“ye KP”

Teeno ne palat ke dekha par kisi ko samajh nahi aaya ke kaun kise awaj de raha hai, ignore karke thoda aage badhe ki the kea age chetan apne dosto ke sath baitha tha aur usne sidha Rahul ki taraf ishara karne awaj di

Chetan- ye KP

Rahul ne ishare se pucha ke use bulaya ja raha hai kya aur fir wo teeno chetan ke paas pahuche

Rahul- chetan, tere ko mera naam malum nahi hai kya ? aur yr KP kya hai be ?

Rahul ki baat se chetan aur uske dost hasne lage aur chetan Rahul ki khilli udate huye bola

Chetan- tere ko nahi pata kya KP kya hai

Tab Rahul ne chidh kar kaha

Rahul- malum hota to teko puchta kya, tune is naam se awaj di hai teko pata hoga ye to

Chetan- teko nahi pata ??? ha sahi hai na pata bhi kaise hoga tu hosh me kaha tha itni pita kyu hai be ke kachra peti me jake sona pade isiliye kachra peti ka short form KP

Rahul gusse me chetan ko maarne ke liye aage badha par baki ke logo ne rok liya use aur Rahul galiya dete huye bola.

Rahul- bsdk madarjaat tu kaun be meko puchne wala ? lawde meri marji mai jo chahe karunga..

Chetan- sun KP main college ka GS hu samjha na landur, aur teko bahut masti chadhi hai kya re warning milne ke baad bhi wo AK ke piche pada tha, kachre me pahuch ke bhi akkal nahi aayi teko

Itne me waha se avinash aur shubham ja rahe the ko chetan me unko awaj deke apne paas bulaya aura b waha avi ko dekh ke Rahul aur bhi khawal gaya aur sidha uski taraf badha wahi avi pehle hi satark tha usne ek jhatke me Rahul ka hath pakad ke mod diya aur pith ke piche kiya, jisse Rahul ka hath dukhne laga wahi avi uske sar me tapli maarte huye bola

Avi- kya be landur, abe tu aadmi hai ke pajama sala itni baar muh ki khan eke baad bhi meri chhedi jar aha, bahut ho gaya ab tumhara natak..

Fir avi sanjana ki taraf muda

Avi- aur tu kya naam hai tera..?

Fir sanjana ke kuch bolne se pehle hi use jhidkarte huye bola

Avi- tu koi bhi ho mereko ghanta fark nahi padta, tumko teen chance de diye ab dekho mai kya karta hu, aur jab mai kuch karta hu na to saamne wale ko sidha ghune tekne pe majboor kar deta hu, be ready..

Itna bol ke avi ke Rahul ko apni taraf ghumaya aur sanjana ki taraf dekhte huye use ek sansanit thappad jad diya aur bola

Avi- kyu be shart bhul gaya kya us din ki ?

Rahul- nahi

Avi- dobara boliyo jara..

Rahul- yaad hai SIR

Avi- aur hamesha dhyan me hi rakhiyo, aur ladkiyo ke chakker me apni ijjat ki aisi taisi karana band kar be, soch mai jab bagair planning ke tujhe kachre me pahucha sakta hu to puri planning ke sath samne se vaar karu to teri kya halat hogi, ye ladkiya hai har baar bach jayengi aur har baar teri vaat lagegi, chal nikal ab KP

Chetan- aur ek baat aur sunte jao teeno, dobara agar AK ke chedi gaye to mai khud tumhari complaint registar karunga and I will make sure to get you guys rusticate..

Ab itni der se chup sanjana boli

Sanjana- chetan college kyat ere baap ka hai kya ?

Chetan- tere bhi baap na nahi hai samjhi na aur jaban sambhalke warna is college me papa ki pari kya kya karti ka iska lekha jokha sidha sangram patil tak pahuchega samjhi..

Sanjana ke liye ye expected nahi tha par chetan ye kar sakta th ye wo janti thi isiliye chup rahi itne me koi chillaya

“abe chala satko yaha ke principal aa raha hai”

Bas itna sunte hiwaha jama gardi apne apne raste nikal gayi,

Uske baad kuch din ekdum shanti me beete par us din me Rahul ka naya namkaran ho chuka tha aur sab use ab KP hi bolte the

Wahi shubham ne ek din avi se pucha

Shubham- meko pata hai tu kuch na kuch karega par kab..?

Avi- aa tere ko aaj detail me samjhata hu.. dekh bhai aisa hai kea b tak unhone teen koshishe ki par teeno baar unka plan backfire kiya par unhe ye pata hai ki mai kuch na kuch karunga aur aur wo yahi soch rahe honge ki mai kar sakta hu aur isi chakker me wo koi nayi kurafat nahi karenge, ye ek fayda hai, tune notice kiya kya wo teeno aajkal thode ghabraye dikhte hai, mai kya karne wala hu ye sochna hi unki saja hai unko tension lene de apan apna enjoy karte rehne ka.. Always remember if you are not able to solve a problem them to do the thing which is not expected..

Shubham sunn hoke avi ki baat sun raha tha

Shubham- kya rakshas aadmi hai be ? matlab tu bagair kuch kare unhe satane wala hai ?

Avi- aur nahi to kya, kayi baar samne wala hum jaisa sochte hai waisa nahi karta hai ye bhavna bhi takleef de jati hai, ab jo gud se mar sakta hai use jehar kyu diya jaye unka ahankar hi unka chain chinega so just chill and watch them sufering …

Sahi h bhai mast sabak mil raha h ab teeno log isi tension rahege ki Avi. aaj kuch karega isi tension poora saal nikal jayega
Bahot behtareen shaandaar update bhai

 

[mashish]

Update 6​

Narayanrao avi ko wapis hostel chhod ke apne gaon ke liye nikal gaye, Avi jab wapis hostel me dakhil hua to uske dost use dekh ke ekdum khush ho gaye usne me shubham sabse jyada khush tha, usne ko avi ko gale laga liya

Shubham- kya hua tha AK ? achanak ye sab ? kya matter hua tha ? aur aisa kyat ha wo police ko aana pada ?

Shubham ki baat sunkar avi muskuraya aur bola

Avi- bhai aaram se puch sare sawal eksath karega kya, waise naya kuch nahi hai ye purana hi matter hai

Shubham-purana boleto ?

Avi- arey wo sanjana ka baap inspector hai apne area ka usi ka failaya ka chudap hai ye aur kuch nahi..

Avi ki baat se shubham chidh gaya

Shubham- to usko sidha batane ka tha ne ke jake apni beti se puch

Avi- kya shubhya tub hi yaar, abe har baap ko lagta hai ki uski beti bahut sajjan aur samajhdar hai, mai kuch bhi batata to usko mujhpar yakin hi nahi hota

Shubham- matlab tu kuch nahi bola

Avi- nope, aur waise bhi bol ke fayda nahi thaw o aadmi jab khud is baat ke bare me dhyan se sochega tab wo apne aap samajh jayega aur waise bhi dusro ke bolne se koi fayda nahi hota hai jab khud ke pichwade aag lagti hai na jalan ka ehsas tabhi hota hai

Shubham- wo sab kuch nahi apan kal pehle jake principal koi ski complaint karenge

Avi- shubham ti faltu me hyper ho raha mere bhai, meko ek baat bata, unhone apne sath job hi kiya usse apne ko kya hua ? kuch nahi ulta har baar unki chaal unpar hi palat gayi bas jyada load nahi lene ka bhidu

Shubham- par AK teko ab jyada sambhalke rehna hoga

Avi- dekh bhai apan kisi ka bura nahi karte to apne ko chinta karne ki jarurat bhi nahi hai aur unko abhi tak samajh nahi aaya hai ke unka pala kisse pada hai, so chill

Shubham- par ab kuch bhi ho us tikdi ko chhodna hai hai, bahut ho gaya inka, tu bata kya karna hai ab ?

Avi- kuch nahi

Avi ne bed par pair pasarte huye kaha

Shubham- matlab

Avi- matlab apne ko kuch nahi karna hai

Shubham- matlab unko aise hi chhod de

Avi- maine aisa kab bola ki chhod denge, ab kuch aisa karenge ki wo aage kuch kar ho na paye

Shubham- oye bhai kabhi to kuch samjhe aisa bol, mana tere paas humse jyada dimag hai par kabhi kabhi hamare dimag ke level ki baat kar liya kar

Avi- abhi batake nahi samjhega re teko kal practical dekhiyo tu aura b mere ko sone de shanti se

Shubham- ha ye sahi hai, dusro ki neend uda ke aaram se so jao

Shubham bhi ab ye baat jaanta tha ke kuch ho jaye Avi abhi kuch nahi batane wala par use itna yakin tha ke wo kuch na kuch karega jaroor aur wahi sanjana jyoti aur Rahul ko bhi yahi lag raha tha..

Agle din sanjana jyoti aur Rahul college pahuche to kisi ne unhe piche se awaj diya

“ye KP”

Teeno ne palat ke dekha par kisi ko samajh nahi aaya ke kaun kise awaj de raha hai, ignore karke thoda aage badhe ki the kea age chetan apne dosto ke sath baitha tha aur usne sidha Rahul ki taraf ishara karne awaj di

Chetan- ye KP

Rahul ne ishare se pucha ke use bulaya ja raha hai kya aur fir wo teeno chetan ke paas pahuche

Rahul- chetan, tere ko mera naam malum nahi hai kya ? aur yr KP kya hai be ?

Rahul ki baat se chetan aur uske dost hasne lage aur chetan Rahul ki khilli udate huye bola

Chetan- tere ko nahi pata kya KP kya hai

Tab Rahul ne chidh kar kaha

Rahul- malum hota to teko puchta kya, tune is naam se awaj di hai teko pata hoga ye to

Chetan- teko nahi pata ??? ha sahi hai na pata bhi kaise hoga tu hosh me kaha tha itni pita kyu hai be ke kachra peti me jake sona pade isiliye kachra peti ka short form KP

Rahul gusse me chetan ko maarne ke liye aage badha par baki ke logo ne rok liya use aur Rahul galiya dete huye bola.

Rahul- bsdk madarjaat tu kaun be meko puchne wala ? lawde meri marji mai jo chahe karunga..

Chetan- sun KP main college ka GS hu samjha na landur, aur teko bahut masti chadhi hai kya re warning milne ke baad bhi wo AK ke piche pada tha, kachre me pahuch ke bhi akkal nahi aayi teko

Itne me waha se avinash aur shubham ja rahe the ko chetan me unko awaj deke apne paas bulaya aura b waha avi ko dekh ke Rahul aur bhi khawal gaya aur sidha uski taraf badha wahi avi pehle hi satark tha usne ek jhatke me Rahul ka hath pakad ke mod diya aur pith ke piche kiya, jisse Rahul ka hath dukhne laga wahi avi uske sar me tapli maarte huye bola

Avi- kya be landur, abe tu aadmi hai ke pajama sala itni baar muh ki khan eke baad bhi meri chhedi jar aha, bahut ho gaya ab tumhara natak..

Fir avi sanjana ki taraf muda

Avi- aur tu kya naam hai tera..?

Fir sanjana ke kuch bolne se pehle hi use jhidkarte huye bola

Avi- tu koi bhi ho mereko ghanta fark nahi padta, tumko teen chance de diye ab dekho mai kya karta hu, aur jab mai kuch karta hu na to saamne wale ko sidha ghune tekne pe majboor kar deta hu, be ready..

Itna bol ke avi ke Rahul ko apni taraf ghumaya aur sanjana ki taraf dekhte huye use ek sansanit thappad jad diya aur bola

Avi- kyu be shart bhul gaya kya us din ki ?

Rahul- nahi

Avi- dobara boliyo jara..

Rahul- yaad hai SIR

Avi- aur hamesha dhyan me hi rakhiyo, aur ladkiyo ke chakker me apni ijjat ki aisi taisi karana band kar be, soch mai jab bagair planning ke tujhe kachre me pahucha sakta hu to puri planning ke sath samne se vaar karu to teri kya halat hogi, ye ladkiya hai har baar bach jayengi aur har baar teri vaat lagegi, chal nikal ab KP

Chetan- aur ek baat aur sunte jao teeno, dobara agar AK ke chedi gaye to mai khud tumhari complaint registar karunga and I will make sure to get you guys rusticate..

Ab itni der se chup sanjana boli

Sanjana- chetan college kyat ere baap ka hai kya ?

Chetan- tere bhi baap na nahi hai samjhi na aur jaban sambhalke warna is college me papa ki pari kya kya karti ka iska lekha jokha sidha sangram patil tak pahuchega samjhi..

Sanjana ke liye ye expected nahi tha par chetan ye kar sakta th ye wo janti thi isiliye chup rahi itne me koi chillaya

“abe chala satko yaha ke principal aa raha hai”

Bas itna sunte hiwaha jama gardi apne apne raste nikal gayi,

Uske baad kuch din ekdum shanti me beete par us din me Rahul ka naya namkaran ho chuka tha aur sab use ab KP hi bolte the

Wahi shubham ne ek din avi se pucha

Shubham- meko pata hai tu kuch na kuch karega par kab..?

Avi- aa tere ko aaj detail me samjhata hu.. dekh bhai aisa hai kea b tak unhone teen koshishe ki par teeno baar unka plan backfire kiya par unhe ye pata hai ki mai kuch na kuch karunga aur aur wo yahi soch rahe honge ki mai kar sakta hu aur isi chakker me wo koi nayi kurafat nahi karenge, ye ek fayda hai, tune notice kiya kya wo teeno aajkal thode ghabraye dikhte hai, mai kya karne wala hu ye sochna hi unki saja hai unko tension lene de apan apna enjoy karte rehne ka.. Always remember if you are not able to solve a problem them to do the thing which is not expected..

Shubham sunn hoke avi ki baat sun raha tha

Shubham- kya rakshas aadmi hai be ? matlab tu bagair kuch kare unhe satane wala hai ?

Avi- aur nahi to kya, kayi baar samne wala hum jaisa sochte hai waisa nahi karta hai ye bhavna bhi takleef de jati hai, ab jo gud se mar sakta hai use jehar kyu diya jaye unka ahankar hi unka chain chinega so just chill and watch them sufering …

awesome update

 

[SANJU ( V. R. )]

मुझे तो तीनों पर दया आ रही है । बेकार में ही उन्हें टेंशन दे गया अविनाश । बेचारों की तो पहले ही सारी चालें उल्टी पड़ गई थी और अब फिर से उन्हें दिन रात का चैन हराम करा गया ।

वैसे भी संजना ने अपने इंस्पेक्टर बाप से शिकायत करने के अलावा ऐसा कोई ज्यादा खराब काम भी नहीं किया था । और राहुल , उस बेचारे की तो हद से ज्यादा बुरी गत बन गई थी ।

उपर से कालेज से ही टर्मिनेट की धमकी दी जा रही है । लेकिन यह भी सच है इस झगडे को सुलझाने की पहल संजना को ही करनी होगी ।

बहुत ही खूबसूरत अपडेट Adirshi bhai.
आउटस्टैंडिंग एंड अमेजिंग ।

 

[Sauravb]

Shanndar update hai bhai..

 

[Jaguaar]

Update 6​

Narayanrao avi ko wapis hostel chhod ke apne gaon ke liye nikal gaye, Avi jab wapis hostel me dakhil hua to uske dost use dekh ke ekdum khush ho gaye usne me shubham sabse jyada khush tha, usne ko avi ko gale laga liya

Shubham- kya hua tha AK ? achanak ye sab ? kya matter hua tha ? aur aisa kyat ha wo police ko aana pada ?

Shubham ki baat sunkar avi muskuraya aur bola

Avi- bhai aaram se puch sare sawal eksath karega kya, waise naya kuch nahi hai ye purana hi matter hai

Shubham-purana boleto ?

Avi- arey wo sanjana ka baap inspector hai apne area ka usi ka failaya ka chudap hai ye aur kuch nahi..

Avi ki baat se shubham chidh gaya

Shubham- to usko sidha batane ka tha ne ke jake apni beti se puch

Avi- kya shubhya tub hi yaar, abe har baap ko lagta hai ki uski beti bahut sajjan aur samajhdar hai, mai kuch bhi batata to usko mujhpar yakin hi nahi hota

Shubham- matlab tu kuch nahi bola

Avi- nope, aur waise bhi bol ke fayda nahi thaw o aadmi jab khud is baat ke bare me dhyan se sochega tab wo apne aap samajh jayega aur waise bhi dusro ke bolne se koi fayda nahi hota hai jab khud ke pichwade aag lagti hai na jalan ka ehsas tabhi hota hai

Shubham- wo sab kuch nahi apan kal pehle jake principal koi ski complaint karenge

Avi- shubham ti faltu me hyper ho raha mere bhai, meko ek baat bata, unhone apne sath job hi kiya usse apne ko kya hua ? kuch nahi ulta har baar unki chaal unpar hi palat gayi bas jyada load nahi lene ka bhidu

Shubham- par AK teko ab jyada sambhalke rehna hoga

Avi- dekh bhai apan kisi ka bura nahi karte to apne ko chinta karne ki jarurat bhi nahi hai aur unko abhi tak samajh nahi aaya hai ke unka pala kisse pada hai, so chill

Shubham- par ab kuch bhi ho us tikdi ko chhodna hai hai, bahut ho gaya inka, tu bata kya karna hai ab ?

Avi- kuch nahi

Avi ne bed par pair pasarte huye kaha

Shubham- matlab

Avi- matlab apne ko kuch nahi karna hai

Shubham- matlab unko aise hi chhod de

Avi- maine aisa kab bola ki chhod denge, ab kuch aisa karenge ki wo aage kuch kar ho na paye

Shubham- oye bhai kabhi to kuch samjhe aisa bol, mana tere paas humse jyada dimag hai par kabhi kabhi hamare dimag ke level ki baat kar liya kar

Avi- abhi batake nahi samjhega re teko kal practical dekhiyo tu aura b mere ko sone de shanti se

Shubham- ha ye sahi hai, dusro ki neend uda ke aaram se so jao

Shubham bhi ab ye baat jaanta tha ke kuch ho jaye Avi abhi kuch nahi batane wala par use itna yakin tha ke wo kuch na kuch karega jaroor aur wahi sanjana jyoti aur Rahul ko bhi yahi lag raha tha..

Agle din sanjana jyoti aur Rahul college pahuche to kisi ne unhe piche se awaj diya

“ye KP”

Teeno ne palat ke dekha par kisi ko samajh nahi aaya ke kaun kise awaj de raha hai, ignore karke thoda aage badhe ki the kea age chetan apne dosto ke sath baitha tha aur usne sidha Rahul ki taraf ishara karne awaj di

Chetan- ye KP

Rahul ne ishare se pucha ke use bulaya ja raha hai kya aur fir wo teeno chetan ke paas pahuche

Rahul- chetan, tere ko mera naam malum nahi hai kya ? aur yr KP kya hai be ?

Rahul ki baat se chetan aur uske dost hasne lage aur chetan Rahul ki khilli udate huye bola

Chetan- tere ko nahi pata kya KP kya hai

Tab Rahul ne chidh kar kaha

Rahul- malum hota to teko puchta kya, tune is naam se awaj di hai teko pata hoga ye to

Chetan- teko nahi pata ??? ha sahi hai na pata bhi kaise hoga tu hosh me kaha tha itni pita kyu hai be ke kachra peti me jake sona pade isiliye kachra peti ka short form KP

Rahul gusse me chetan ko maarne ke liye aage badha par baki ke logo ne rok liya use aur Rahul galiya dete huye bola.

Rahul- bsdk madarjaat tu kaun be meko puchne wala ? lawde meri marji mai jo chahe karunga..

Chetan- sun KP main college ka GS hu samjha na landur, aur teko bahut masti chadhi hai kya re warning milne ke baad bhi wo AK ke piche pada tha, kachre me pahuch ke bhi akkal nahi aayi teko

Itne me waha se avinash aur shubham ja rahe the ko chetan me unko awaj deke apne paas bulaya aura b waha avi ko dekh ke Rahul aur bhi khawal gaya aur sidha uski taraf badha wahi avi pehle hi satark tha usne ek jhatke me Rahul ka hath pakad ke mod diya aur pith ke piche kiya, jisse Rahul ka hath dukhne laga wahi avi uske sar me tapli maarte huye bola

Avi- kya be landur, abe tu aadmi hai ke pajama sala itni baar muh ki khan eke baad bhi meri chhedi jar aha, bahut ho gaya ab tumhara natak..

Fir avi sanjana ki taraf muda

Avi- aur tu kya naam hai tera..?

Fir sanjana ke kuch bolne se pehle hi use jhidkarte huye bola

Avi- tu koi bhi ho mereko ghanta fark nahi padta, tumko teen chance de diye ab dekho mai kya karta hu, aur jab mai kuch karta hu na to saamne wale ko sidha ghune tekne pe majboor kar deta hu, be ready..

Itna bol ke avi ke Rahul ko apni taraf ghumaya aur sanjana ki taraf dekhte huye use ek sansanit thappad jad diya aur bola

Avi- kyu be shart bhul gaya kya us din ki ?

Rahul- nahi

Avi- dobara boliyo jara..

Rahul- yaad hai SIR

Avi- aur hamesha dhyan me hi rakhiyo, aur ladkiyo ke chakker me apni ijjat ki aisi taisi karana band kar be, soch mai jab bagair planning ke tujhe kachre me pahucha sakta hu to puri planning ke sath samne se vaar karu to teri kya halat hogi, ye ladkiya hai har baar bach jayengi aur har baar teri vaat lagegi, chal nikal ab KP

Chetan- aur ek baat aur sunte jao teeno, dobara agar AK ke chedi gaye to mai khud tumhari complaint registar karunga and I will make sure to get you guys rusticate..

Ab itni der se chup sanjana boli

Sanjana- chetan college kyat ere baap ka hai kya ?

Chetan- tere bhi baap na nahi hai samjhi na aur jaban sambhalke warna is college me papa ki pari kya kya karti ka iska lekha jokha sidha sangram patil tak pahuchega samjhi..

Sanjana ke liye ye expected nahi tha par chetan ye kar sakta th ye wo janti thi isiliye chup rahi itne me koi chillaya

“abe chala satko yaha ke principal aa raha hai”

Bas itna sunte hiwaha jama gardi apne apne raste nikal gayi,

Uske baad kuch din ekdum shanti me beete par us din me Rahul ka naya namkaran ho chuka tha aur sab use ab KP hi bolte the

Wahi shubham ne ek din avi se pucha

Shubham- meko pata hai tu kuch na kuch karega par kab..?

Avi- aa tere ko aaj detail me samjhata hu.. dekh bhai aisa hai kea b tak unhone teen koshishe ki par teeno baar unka plan backfire kiya par unhe ye pata hai ki mai kuch na kuch karunga aur aur wo yahi soch rahe honge ki mai kar sakta hu aur isi chakker me wo koi nayi kurafat nahi karenge, ye ek fayda hai, tune notice kiya kya wo teeno aajkal thode ghabraye dikhte hai, mai kya karne wala hu ye sochna hi unki saja hai unko tension lene de apan apna enjoy karte rehne ka.. Always remember if you are not able to solve a problem them to do the thing which is not expected..

Shubham sunn hoke avi ki baat sun raha tha

Shubham- kya rakshas aadmi hai be ? matlab tu bagair kuch kare unhe satane wala hai ?

Avi- aur nahi to kya, kayi baar samne wala hum jaisa sochte hai waisa nahi karta hai ye bhavna bhi takleef de jati hai, ab jo gud se mar sakta hai use jehar kyu diya jaye unka ahankar hi unka chain chinega so just chill and watch them sufering …

Superb Update

AK ne bina kuch kiye hi unki raato ki neend uda ke rakhi hai. Yeh ek achha plan hai. Woh harwaqt ekdarr mein rahenge ke AK kyaa karega aur iss chakar mein woh kuch plan bhi nhi kar payenge.


Idher AK ki badaulat Rahul sahab ka dusri baar naamkaran hogya KP

 

[Harry killer]

Update 6​

Narayanrao avi ko wapis hostel chhod ke apne gaon ke liye nikal gaye, Avi jab wapis hostel me dakhil hua to uske dost use dekh ke ekdum khush ho gaye usne me shubham sabse jyada khush tha, usne ko avi ko gale laga liya

Shubham- kya hua tha AK ? achanak ye sab ? kya matter hua tha ? aur aisa kyat ha wo police ko aana pada ?

Shubham ki baat sunkar avi muskuraya aur bola

Avi- bhai aaram se puch sare sawal eksath karega kya, waise naya kuch nahi hai ye purana hi matter hai

Shubham-purana boleto ?

Avi- arey wo sanjana ka baap inspector hai apne area ka usi ka failaya ka chudap hai ye aur kuch nahi..

Avi ki baat se shubham chidh gaya

Shubham- to usko sidha batane ka tha ne ke jake apni beti se puch

Avi- kya shubhya tub hi yaar, abe har baap ko lagta hai ki uski beti bahut sajjan aur samajhdar hai, mai kuch bhi batata to usko mujhpar yakin hi nahi hota

Shubham- matlab tu kuch nahi bola

Avi- nope, aur waise bhi bol ke fayda nahi thaw o aadmi jab khud is baat ke bare me dhyan se sochega tab wo apne aap samajh jayega aur waise bhi dusro ke bolne se koi fayda nahi hota hai jab khud ke pichwade aag lagti hai na jalan ka ehsas tabhi hota hai

Shubham- wo sab kuch nahi apan kal pehle jake principal koi ski complaint karenge

Avi- shubham ti faltu me hyper ho raha mere bhai, meko ek baat bata, unhone apne sath job hi kiya usse apne ko kya hua ? kuch nahi ulta har baar unki chaal unpar hi palat gayi bas jyada load nahi lene ka bhidu

Shubham- par AK teko ab jyada sambhalke rehna hoga

Avi- dekh bhai apan kisi ka bura nahi karte to apne ko chinta karne ki jarurat bhi nahi hai aur unko abhi tak samajh nahi aaya hai ke unka pala kisse pada hai, so chill

Shubham- par ab kuch bhi ho us tikdi ko chhodna hai hai, bahut ho gaya inka, tu bata kya karna hai ab ?

Avi- kuch nahi

Avi ne bed par pair pasarte huye kaha

Shubham- matlab

Avi- matlab apne ko kuch nahi karna hai

Shubham- matlab unko aise hi chhod de

Avi- maine aisa kab bola ki chhod denge, ab kuch aisa karenge ki wo aage kuch kar ho na paye

Shubham- oye bhai kabhi to kuch samjhe aisa bol, mana tere paas humse jyada dimag hai par kabhi kabhi hamare dimag ke level ki baat kar liya kar

Avi- abhi batake nahi samjhega re teko kal practical dekhiyo tu aura b mere ko sone de shanti se

Shubham- ha ye sahi hai, dusro ki neend uda ke aaram se so jao

Shubham bhi ab ye baat jaanta tha ke kuch ho jaye Avi abhi kuch nahi batane wala par use itna yakin tha ke wo kuch na kuch karega jaroor aur wahi sanjana jyoti aur Rahul ko bhi yahi lag raha tha..

Agle din sanjana jyoti aur Rahul college pahuche to kisi ne unhe piche se awaj diya

“ye KP”

Teeno ne palat ke dekha par kisi ko samajh nahi aaya ke kaun kise awaj de raha hai, ignore karke thoda aage badhe ki the kea age chetan apne dosto ke sath baitha tha aur usne sidha Rahul ki taraf ishara karne awaj di

Chetan- ye KP

Rahul ne ishare se pucha ke use bulaya ja raha hai kya aur fir wo teeno chetan ke paas pahuche

Rahul- chetan, tere ko mera naam malum nahi hai kya ? aur yr KP kya hai be ?

Rahul ki baat se chetan aur uske dost hasne lage aur chetan Rahul ki khilli udate huye bola

Chetan- tere ko nahi pata kya KP kya hai

Tab Rahul ne chidh kar kaha

Rahul- malum hota to teko puchta kya, tune is naam se awaj di hai teko pata hoga ye to

Chetan- teko nahi pata ??? ha sahi hai na pata bhi kaise hoga tu hosh me kaha tha itni pita kyu hai be ke kachra peti me jake sona pade isiliye kachra peti ka short form KP

Rahul gusse me chetan ko maarne ke liye aage badha par baki ke logo ne rok liya use aur Rahul galiya dete huye bola.

Rahul- bsdk madarjaat tu kaun be meko puchne wala ? lawde meri marji mai jo chahe karunga..

Chetan- sun KP main college ka GS hu samjha na landur, aur teko bahut masti chadhi hai kya re warning milne ke baad bhi wo AK ke piche pada tha, kachre me pahuch ke bhi akkal nahi aayi teko

Itne me waha se avinash aur shubham ja rahe the ko chetan me unko awaj deke apne paas bulaya aura b waha avi ko dekh ke Rahul aur bhi khawal gaya aur sidha uski taraf badha wahi avi pehle hi satark tha usne ek jhatke me Rahul ka hath pakad ke mod diya aur pith ke piche kiya, jisse Rahul ka hath dukhne laga wahi avi uske sar me tapli maarte huye bola

Avi- kya be landur, abe tu aadmi hai ke pajama sala itni baar muh ki khan eke baad bhi meri chhedi jar aha, bahut ho gaya ab tumhara natak..

Fir avi sanjana ki taraf muda

Avi- aur tu kya naam hai tera..?

Fir sanjana ke kuch bolne se pehle hi use jhidkarte huye bola

Avi- tu koi bhi ho mereko ghanta fark nahi padta, tumko teen chance de diye ab dekho mai kya karta hu, aur jab mai kuch karta hu na to saamne wale ko sidha ghune tekne pe majboor kar deta hu, be ready..

Itna bol ke avi ke Rahul ko apni taraf ghumaya aur sanjana ki taraf dekhte huye use ek sansanit thappad jad diya aur bola

Avi- kyu be shart bhul gaya kya us din ki ?

Rahul- nahi

Avi- dobara boliyo jara..

Rahul- yaad hai SIR

Avi- aur hamesha dhyan me hi rakhiyo, aur ladkiyo ke chakker me apni ijjat ki aisi taisi karana band kar be, soch mai jab bagair planning ke tujhe kachre me pahucha sakta hu to puri planning ke sath samne se vaar karu to teri kya halat hogi, ye ladkiya hai har baar bach jayengi aur har baar teri vaat lagegi, chal nikal ab KP

Chetan- aur ek baat aur sunte jao teeno, dobara agar AK ke chedi gaye to mai khud tumhari complaint registar karunga and I will make sure to get you guys rusticate..

Ab itni der se chup sanjana boli

Sanjana- chetan college kyat ere baap ka hai kya ?

Chetan- tere bhi baap na nahi hai samjhi na aur jaban sambhalke warna is college me papa ki pari kya kya karti ka iska lekha jokha sidha sangram patil tak pahuchega samjhi..

Sanjana ke liye ye expected nahi tha par chetan ye kar sakta th ye wo janti thi isiliye chup rahi itne me koi chillaya

“abe chala satko yaha ke principal aa raha hai”

Bas itna sunte hiwaha jama gardi apne apne raste nikal gayi,

Uske baad kuch din ekdum shanti me beete par us din me Rahul ka naya namkaran ho chuka tha aur sab use ab KP hi bolte the

Wahi shubham ne ek din avi se pucha

Shubham- meko pata hai tu kuch na kuch karega par kab..?

Avi- aa tere ko aaj detail me samjhata hu.. dekh bhai aisa hai kea b tak unhone teen koshishe ki par teeno baar unka plan backfire kiya par unhe ye pata hai ki mai kuch na kuch karunga aur aur wo yahi soch rahe honge ki mai kar sakta hu aur isi chakker me wo koi nayi kurafat nahi karenge, ye ek fayda hai, tune notice kiya kya wo teeno aajkal thode ghabraye dikhte hai, mai kya karne wala hu ye sochna hi unki saja hai unko tension lene de apan apna enjoy karte rehne ka.. Always remember if you are not able to solve a problem them to do the thing which is not expected..

Shubham sunn hoke avi ki baat sun raha tha

Shubham- kya rakshas aadmi hai be ? matlab tu bagair kuch kare unhe satane wala hai ?

Avi- aur nahi to kya, kayi baar samne wala hum jaisa sochte hai waisa nahi karta hai ye bhavna bhi takleef de jati hai, ab jo gud se mar sakta hai use jehar kyu diya jaye unka ahankar hi unka chain chinega so just chill and watch them sufering …

Abb to sanjana ki fatti padi hai

 

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