Romance Uff! Ye Mohabbat ! (completed)

[Adirshi]

kyunki abhi sabse zyada powerful kirdaar Meera hi hai.. Sanjana ki madad ke liye wo gayi to ak ki aisi ki taisi ho jaani hai

meera ke liye to apun khud story me aayega

 

[Adirshi]

Aur agar Kajal aagayi tohhh kyaa hogaaa

us jasoos ko kahe bulaying men

 

[Adirshi]

Nice one

bahut bahut shukriya

 

[Adirshi]

Waiting

bas thodi der me

 

[Adirshi]

Wo pyar hi kya jiss par khoon ke chhite na pade.

noice, thanks for dialogue btw.

 

[Adirshi]

Update 4​

Koi shikari apne jaal me fase shikar ko jaise dekhta hai waise is waqt Rahul AK ki taraf dekh raha tha wahi AK ke sabhi dost use samjha rahe the ke wo is shart ke chakker me na pade par AK kuch sunne ko tayar hi nahi tha

Rahul ne glass rakhe aur apni bag me se ek naya khamba nikala aur pehla peg banaya.. Wahi AK ne bhi apne Bacardi vodka ka peg banaya, Rahul ne glass uthaya aur bola

Rahul- dosti ke naam, Cheers

Aur ek jhatke me peg gatak liya, idhar AK ne bhi wahi kiya aur ek hi jhatkeme apne hath ka glass khali kar diya

Rahul- good! Ab aayega maja

Dono raparap peg bana rahe the aur pi rahe the.. dekhte dekhte aath peg khatam ho gaye… ab Rahul ko mushkil hone lagi thi wahi AK aaram se Bacardi vodka ko khatam kar raha tha par ab AK thoda thoda jhulne laga tha aur bolte huye bhi use mushkil ho rahi thi aur Rahul ne yahi apni aadhi ladayi jeet li thi…

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Agli subah Rahul ki aankhe logo ki hasne ki awaj se khuli uske kano me logo ki hasne ki awaje aa rahi thi lekin uska sar bahut bhari lag raha tha, daru ka hangover itna bhayankar tha ke use aankhe kholne me bhi mushkil ho rahi thi, overconfidence me raat ko usne kuch jyada hi pi li thi aur wo waise hi pada hua tha,

Dheere dheere logo ki awaje badhne lagi aur fir Rahul ko apne chehre par kuch thanda thanda mehsus hua usne jaise taise apni aankhe kholi to usne jo dekha usse wo shocked ho gaya, ek kutta uska muh chaat raha tha.. usne jaise taise kutte ko bhagaya aur uthne ki koshish ki par uska sar ghum raha thaw o wapis se niche gir gaya aur waise hi pada raha

Kuch samay baad ek balti bhar paani Rahul ke upar gira jisse use thoda hosh aaya aur usne aankhe kholi aur jab aankhe khuli to usne dekha ke wo hostel ke baju ki kachra peti me pada tha aurcollege ke sare ladke ladkiya uski or dekh ke has rahe the aur kuch to mobile me uska video bana rahe the aur sanjana ke hath me paani ki bucket thi

Sanjana- abey paagal aadmim ab uthega ke municipality ke kachre ki gaadi me jayega ? idiot fool

Sanjana ko subah subah kisi ne whatscrap pe rahul ke kachra peti me pade hone ka video bheja tha

Sanjana subah subah uthne ke baad kafi khush thi kyuki use lag raha tha ke uska kaam ho gaya hai aur Rahul ne ladayi jeet li hogi kyuki usne raat ko AK ke sath daru pite huye use ek selfi bhi bheji thi par usne jaise hi wo video dekha uski khush ek pal ne gayab ho gayi

Jyoti aur sanjana ne jaise taise Rahul ko uthaya aur wahi paas me lag eek nal ke niche bithaya jisne baad Rahul ab hosh me tha, wo hostel ke uske classmate ke room me jake kapde badal aaya aur wo teeno waha se sanjana ki gadi pe baith ke nikal gaye aur ek hotel me jake baithe..

Sanjana ka para satve aasman ke bhi upar tha aur wo Rahul ke upar bhadki

Sanjana- gajab, jyoti tere ko akkal hai kya thodi, aise hi muh uthake khal hath chali aayi yu

Jyoti ko kuch samajh hi nahi aaya ki ye mahamaya uspar gussa kyu hai par sanjana ka mood dekh ke usne chup rehna hi behtar samjha (dehshat ) aur sanjana gusse me bol rahi thi

Sanjana- sath me ek aarti ka thal lana chahiye tha tune, apne dost ne itna mahan kaam kiya hai aarti to utari jani chahiye uski..

Aur ab sanjana ne apna morcha Rahul ki taraf badhaya

Sanjana- shabash Rahul seth shabash, mauj kardi tune to waah.. arey tereko ko sharam hai thodi, bas badi badi baate aur pichwade pe khate laate kal kya bol raha tha tu ? daru me teko koi nahi hara sakta, fir kya hua ab? Aapka karnama to akkhe college me mashoor ho gaya hai ab..

Rahul chup chap gardan jhukaye sab sun raha tha, aur option bhi kyat ha bechare ke paas AK ne sari masti ho utar di thi par wo kuch bol hi nahi raha hai ye dekh ke sanjana aur bhi bhadak gayi

Sanjana- abey mai kya bol rahu hu samajh me aa raha hai kya ya abhi bhi masti nahi utri ? kal to bada bol raha tha aaj kya hua ? us AK ko sabak sikhane wala that u to dekh usne teri kya halat kar di, use daru me load karna tha par idiot usne tera hi game kar diya, apne ko jitni pachti hai utni hi pine ki samajh nahi hai kya tujhme..

Sanjana gusse me idhar udhar ghumkar bol rahi thi aur kafi samay tak koi kuch nahi bola fir jyoti dheere se boli

Jyoti- ab kya kare?

Sanjana- ab kar bhi kya sakte hai ab tak ko Rahul ka video pure college me viral ho gaya hoya

Ab ye sunke Rahul ekdum shock

Rahul- Kya…!! Mera video

Fir jyoti ne apne phone Rahul ke samne kiya aur Rahul ne dekha ki woe k kachre ki peti me pada hua tha aur ek kutta uska muh chaat raha tha, wo video dekh ke Rahul gusse se tantanane laga

Rahul- mai us AK ki jaan le lunga

Fir sanjana use baithate huye boli

Sanjana- o hero, us AK ko baadme dekhna pehle ye soch ki galti se bhi ye video tere gharwalo ke paas chala gaya to kya hoga

Rahul- abey yaar, mere baap me ye video dekh liya to maar maar ke ghar se nikalega be, mai chhodunga nahi us harami ko complaint hi karta hu uski..

Sanjana- pagal hai kya be.. aur kya complaint karega ? usne tujhe hostel me bulake daru pilayi aur kachre me feka.. abey agar aisa kiya to use to kuch nahi hoga ulta apan log hi fasenge usne apne ko apne hi jaal me fasaya hai

Jyoti- ha principal ne pehle hi warning di hai aur tu gaya tha uske hostel me ye uske room mate bata denge aur AK ko kuch nahi hoga hum rusticate ho jayenge

Rahul- jhaak mari aur us AK se bhida mai us harami ka to kuch nahi bigda ulta akkhe college me meri badnami ho gayi alag, ab to BC kasam hai mujhe daruko hath nahi lagaunga

Fir sanjana kuch soch ke boli

Sanjana- ab yahi acha hai k eek haft eke liye college se gayab hua jaye nahi to college wale jina mushkil kar denge…

Ab us raat hua kya wo suno..

Daru ko shart chal rahi thi aur 15 peg ke baad Rahul apni khurchi par se gir gaya, shubham use uthane ki koshish kar raha tha par Rahul hil bhi nahi raha tha aur use dekh ke AK hasa aur bola

AK- bhai log ye kachra apne ko apne room me chahiye hi nahi, dost ban ke pith me khanjar bhokne aaya tha madarjaat ab to isko iski jagah dikhani hi padegi

Shubham- iski aisi halat karni chahiye ke dobara apne se bhidne ki soche bhi na, bol AK kya kara jaye iska

Aur yaha kamal ki baat ye thi ke itni pine ke baad bhi AK hosh me tha, wo shanti se bola

AK- maarke koi fayda nahi hai char din me bhul jayega, aisa karte hai ki iske ego ko thes pahuchate hai jo ye jindagi bhar nahi bhulega

Shubham- O bhai kuch samjhe aisa bol

AK- simple hai isko bahar karne kachre ked abbe me fek dete hai

Shubham- video banau kya?

AK- na uski jarurat nahi hai, iske dost bhi to hai hostel me wo bana lenge aur use bhi bhej denge jo parde ke piche se operate kar rahi hai

Shubham- matlab?

AK- matlab ye to pyada hai re asal khiladi to koi aur hai

Shubham- kaun

AK- kaun kya ye bhoot ki dost chudail

AK ki baat pe sab hasne lage fir unhone Rahul ko utha ke kachre me feka aur wapis aane ke baad shubham AK se bola

Shubham- AK maan gaye teko, kya stamina hai BC itna pi ke bhi hosh me

AK- usme kya hai aise do khambe apun aaram se pi sakta hai mera chhod ye to tub hi pi lega

Shubham- na bhai, mai itni daru nahi pi sakta

AK- arey sach me tu try to kar ek baar fir boliyo

AK ke bolne me shubham ne botal uthayi aur muh ko lagayi to use 440 volt ka jhatka laga

Shubham- kya harami aadmi haibe tu AK, bsdk ye to pani hai

AK- ab vodka pani jaisi dikhti hai isme meri galti thodi hai

Shubham- aur us Rahul ko lag raha tha kit u vodka pi raha hai par tu pani pi raha tha aur nautanki to aisi kar raha tha jaise sach me talli ho

AK- abe jab usne daru nikali tabhi mai samajh gaya tha ye kuch to gadbad hai iska sorry aur dosti bas dhoka hai aur jab usne shart ki baat ki tab to confirm ho gaya ki ye trap hai aur maine ander jake botal me pani bhar laya aur use dhyan me na aaye isiliye ghabrane ki acting kar raha tha

Shubham- gajab! Maan gaye tere dimag ko….

 

[Adirshi]

Update posted dosto Read Like and comment

 

[Naik]

Update 2​

SPP college me har taraf ragging ka bhoot sawar tha, wo ladka jaise hi apne class ke paas pahucha tha gate par 3 seniors ek ladke se uthak baithak karwa rahe the us ladke ko jiski ragging ho rahi thi uspar daya aa gayi wo sudha jakar us ladke se bola

Ladka-ha chalo bas ho gaya ab uth

Tab un teen seniors me se ek bola

Senior- oye tu kaun hai be ?

Ladka-pappa tut era, bas ho gaya na uthak baithak kara ke ab bas..

Senior2- ye decide hum karenge tu nahi chal theek hai isko jane dete hai tu aa ja ab

Fir seniors ne pehle wale ladke ko jane diya

Ladka-ha bol ab kya karu

Senior- chal 20 pushups maar

Ladka-gajab, dil khush kar doiya bhai tune to isko bolte hai asli ragging, apne ko yahi pasand hai

Iske baad us ladke ne raparap 25 pushups mare aur fir hath jhatakte huye utha aur bola

Ladka-chalo ab tumhari bari

Uski baat sunkar wo teeno seniors hase

Senior3- crack hai kya ragging junior hi hoti hai senior ki nahi

Tab wo ladka bola

Ladka-par ab niyam badal gaya hai tumhe nahi pata kya? Ab naya niyam aisa hai ki junior ko jo tum karne lagaoge wo senior ko khud karte aana chahyie, ab maine 25 pushups mare ab tumhari bari

Senior-bahut masti chadhi hai kya BC ruk abhi sari garmi utarta h uteri

Itna bol k eek banda use marne ke liye aage badha par us ladke ne ghuma kar aisi jhapad mari ke wo wahi dher ho gaya jise dekh ke baki dono ki bhi halat kharab ho gayi fir wo ladka baki dono ki taraf palat ke bola

Ladka-aur koi try karega?

Un dono ne na me mundi hila di

Ladka-chalo seniors is tumhare dost ke pushups bhi tumko hi pure karne hai ab tumhare upar hai pushups maarne hai ya iske bagal me letna hai..

Naliaj tha un dono seniors ne jaise taise pushups complete kiye, wo pasine me tarbatar ho gaye the aur ab tak bahut se juniors waha jama ho chuke the aur unpar has rahe the tab wo ladka unhe samjhate huye bola

Ladka- jab tum pushups nahi maar sakte to juniors ko kyu karne lagate ho haramkhoro dobara dikhayi diye to pure college me se baarat nikalunga , niklo ab idhar se

Fir wo ladka class me gaya, pehle hi din wo sare juniors me famous ho gaya tha aur ek junior ne seniors ki bajayi hai ye khabar dekhte dekhte pure college me fail gayi aur is popularity ke sath use ek dost bhi mila, shubham.

Wo din waise hi beet gaya, agle din wo college me aaya to shubham use parking me hi mil gaya aur dono college me aa hi rahe the ke parking ke dusre side char ladke aur bathe huye the aur unme se ek ne us ladke ko awaj di

“hello..! ha ha tu hi.. idhar aa”

Wo dono un ladko ke paas pahuche.. shubham thoda ghabra raha tha

“hi, myself chetan, kal tune hi us senior ko mara tha kya?”

Us ladke ne bhi bindass jawab diya

Ladka- ha

Chetan-naam kya hai tera

Ladka- AK

Chetan-AK bole to?

AK- naam hai mera, bulane ke liye naam chahiye hota hai to itna kafi hai..

Uski baat sunkar chetan hasa

Chetan-interesting character hai tu..

Usne apna hath aage badhaya to AK ne bhi muskurakar chetan se hath milaya aur shubham thoda confuse hua, class me abhi time tha to wo dono canteen me jakar baithe aur tab shubham ne pucha

Shubham- AK ek baat bata, kal tune ragging lene waleseniors ko sabak sikhaya tha to aaj tu itna shant kaise?

AK- dekh shubham aisa hai kal ko ladke ragging le rahe the unka tarika bahut negative tha isiliye kal maine unka virodh kiya tha par aaj baat waisi nahi thi

Shubham- ragging to ragging hai usne kya positive kya negative

AK- simple si baat hai, ab tak yani graduation tak ke education me sab kuch ekdum saral hota hai gulabi gulabi ekdum par ab hum PG me nahi iske baad naukri to is ragging ko bahar ki duniya ke liye net practice samajhne ka

Shubham-to matlab AK tu ragging ko support karta hai?

AK- bilkul nahi, waisa hota kal kal mai jhagde na karta ragging ko mera virodh hai hi par kaisa hai na senior ko good morning bolna ya sir bola thodi respect dena yaha tak sab theek hai, ab kal ki baat dekh le unhone naam pucha theek hai kaha se aaya pucha theek hai par jab wo physical hone lage tab maine virodh kiya, ragging lene walo ki khud ki layki honi chahiye

Shubham ko kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha AK kya bol raha hai

Shubham- o bhai tu kya bol raha hai mujhe kuch nahi samajh raha, jara baat dimag me ghuse aisa bol, kal ke aur aaj ke ragging me kya fark tha maarna chhodke

AK-bahut jyada farak tha, pehle usne mujhe ache se awaj di dusra usne pehle apna naam bataya fir mera naam pucha, ye fark tha

Shubham-aur wo ragging lene walo ki layki wagaire

AK- chetan ke kapdo par se uske baithe se dhang se baat kart eke tarike se kahi se bhi nahi lagta tha ke wo tapori hai dusra uske gaadi par rakhi uski bag wo bhari lag rahi thi, jaha baki seniors sirf ek book lekar aate hai iske paas bag thi, uske sath khade logo ko dekh ke aisa kahi se nahi lagta tha ke wo hamari khilli udane ke liye khade hai, overall mujhe banda sahi laga to maine uske sare sawalo ke jawab diye aur dosti bhi ki

Shubham- mujhe laga that ere sirf hath chalte hai ab dekha kit era dimag bhi chalta hai

Itne me ek ladka unke paas aakar baitha aur bola

Ladka- AK bhai help kar na, wo senior bahut sata rahe hai yaar

AK- tereko mai koi don wagaire dikh raha hu kya? Ek dhyan me rakh wo ragging kar pa rahe hai kyuki tu unhe karne de raha hai, tu khud jawab de..

Ladka- maine jawab diya to marenge wo..

AK- to sidha jake principal ko complaint kar

Ladka- taki wo mera jina mushkil kar de

AK- dekh bhidu ya to kaho nahi to saho choice teri hai

Ladka- matlab tu madad nahi karega?

AK- pehle tu khud apne aap ki madad kar

Wo ladka utha aur dusre table par jakar baith gaya itne me do seniors aaye aur uske sar me tapli maar ke bole

Senoor- oye junior do chai bol ke aa

Tab wo ladke ne tadak se jawab diya

Ladka- junior hu tere baap ka naukar nahi hu

Ye sunte hi ek senior ne uski gardan pakad li

AK bhi baithe huye ye scene dekh raha tha par wo jagah se nahi hila ulta usne baithe jagah se ek siti bajayi aur ungliyo ke ishare se us ladke ko chhodne kaha, ek hi din me AK ka naam sare college ko pata chal gaya tha, un seniors ne us ladke ko chhoda aur waha se chale gaye

AK- Shabash launde bas itna dhyan me rakhio key u jitna darega ye utha darayenge tu darna band kar ye daranaband kar denge, aur kuch kal jyada hua to mai hu hi

Shubham- kamal hai teri bhi, kab kya karega koi bharosa nahi

Udhar kal principal ne sanjana jyoti aur Rahul ki achi khasi class lagayi thi aur warning bhi di thi ke dobara agar complaint aayi to wo teeno ko rusticate kar denge

Wo teeno canteen me aaye aur unhone wala AK ko jalti najro se dekha par AK ne unki taraf palat kar bhi nahi dekha, wo aaram ne baitha apni chai pita raha aur fir apne class ke liye chala gaya

AK ko dekhte hi sanjana ka para chadh gaya thaw o table par apne hath ka mukka maarte huye boli

Sanjana- ab bhale hi main college se rusticate ho jau par ise nahi chhodungi mai…..

Bahot behtareen shaandaar update bhai

 

[Jaguaar]

Update 4​

Koi shikari apne jaal me fase shikar ko jaise dekhta hai waise is waqt Rahul AK ki taraf dekh raha tha wahi AK ke sabhi dost use samjha rahe the ke wo is shart ke chakker me na pade par AK kuch sunne ko tayar hi nahi tha

Rahul ne glass rakhe aur apni bag me se ek naya khamba nikala aur pehla peg banaya.. Wahi AK ne bhi apne Bacardi vodka ka peg banaya, Rahul ne glass uthaya aur bola

Rahul- dosti ke naam, Cheers

Aur ek jhatke me peg gatak liya, idhar AK ne bhi wahi kiya aur ek hi jhatkeme apne hath ka glass khali kar diya

Rahul- good! Ab aayega maja

Dono raparap peg bana rahe the aur pi rahe the.. dekhte dekhte aath peg khatam ho gaye… ab Rahul ko mushkil hone lagi thi wahi AK aaram se Bacardi vodka ko khatam kar raha tha par ab AK thoda thoda jhulne laga tha aur bolte huye bhi use mushkil ho rahi thi aur Rahul ne yahi apni aadhi ladayi jeet li thi…

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Agli subah Rahul ki aankhe logo ki hasne ki awaj se khuli uske kano me logo ki hasne ki awaje aa rahi thi lekin uska sar bahut bhari lag raha tha, daru ka hangover itna bhayankar tha ke use aankhe kholne me bhi mushkil ho rahi thi, overconfidence me raat ko usne kuch jyada hi pi li thi aur wo waise hi pada hua tha,

Dheere dheere logo ki awaje badhne lagi aur fir Rahul ko apne chehre par kuch thanda thanda mehsus hua usne jaise taise apni aankhe kholi to usne jo dekha usse wo shocked ho gaya, ek kutta uska muh chaat raha tha.. usne jaise taise kutte ko bhagaya aur uthne ki koshish ki par uska sar ghum raha thaw o wapis se niche gir gaya aur waise hi pada raha

Kuch samay baad ek balti bhar paani Rahul ke upar gira jisse use thoda hosh aaya aur usne aankhe kholi aur jab aankhe khuli to usne dekha ke wo hostel ke baju ki kachra peti me pada tha aurcollege ke sare ladke ladkiya uski or dekh ke has rahe the aur kuch to mobile me uska video bana rahe the aur sanjana ke hath me paani ki bucket thi

Sanjana- abey paagal aadmim ab uthega ke municipality ke kachre ki gaadi me jayega ? idiot fool

Sanjana ko subah subah kisi ne whatscrap pe rahul ke kachra peti me pade hone ka video bheja tha

Sanjana subah subah uthne ke baad kafi khush thi kyuki use lag raha tha ke uska kaam ho gaya hai aur Rahul ne ladayi jeet li hogi kyuki usne raat ko AK ke sath daru pite huye use ek selfi bhi bheji thi par usne jaise hi wo video dekha uski khush ek pal ne gayab ho gayi

Jyoti aur sanjana ne jaise taise Rahul ko uthaya aur wahi paas me lag eek nal ke niche bithaya jisne baad Rahul ab hosh me tha, wo hostel ke uske classmate ke room me jake kapde badal aaya aur wo teeno waha se sanjana ki gadi pe baith ke nikal gaye aur ek hotel me jake baithe..

Sanjana ka para satve aasman ke bhi upar tha aur wo Rahul ke upar bhadki

Sanjana- gajab, jyoti tere ko akkal hai kya thodi, aise hi muh uthake khal hath chali aayi yu

Jyoti ko kuch samajh hi nahi aaya ki ye mahamaya uspar gussa kyu hai par sanjana ka mood dekh ke usne chup rehna hi behtar samjha (dehshat ) aur sanjana gusse me bol rahi thi

Sanjana- sath me ek aarti ka thal lana chahiye tha tune, apne dost ne itna mahan kaam kiya hai aarti to utari jani chahiye uski..

Aur ab sanjana ne apna morcha Rahul ki taraf badhaya

Sanjana- shabash Rahul seth shabash, mauj kardi tune to waah.. arey tereko ko sharam hai thodi, bas badi badi baate aur pichwade pe khate laate kal kya bol raha tha tu ? daru me teko koi nahi hara sakta, fir kya hua ab? Aapka karnama to akkhe college me mashoor ho gaya hai ab..

Rahul chup chap gardan jhukaye sab sun raha tha, aur option bhi kyat ha bechare ke paas AK ne sari masti ho utar di thi par wo kuch bol hi nahi raha hai ye dekh ke sanjana aur bhi bhadak gayi

Sanjana- abey mai kya bol rahu hu samajh me aa raha hai kya ya abhi bhi masti nahi utri ? kal to bada bol raha tha aaj kya hua ? us AK ko sabak sikhane wala that u to dekh usne teri kya halat kar di, use daru me load karna tha par idiot usne tera hi game kar diya, apne ko jitni pachti hai utni hi pine ki samajh nahi hai kya tujhme..

Sanjana gusse me idhar udhar ghumkar bol rahi thi aur kafi samay tak koi kuch nahi bola fir jyoti dheere se boli

Jyoti- ab kya kare?

Sanjana- ab kar bhi kya sakte hai ab tak ko Rahul ka video pure college me viral ho gaya hoya

Ab ye sunke Rahul ekdum shock

Rahul- Kya…!! Mera video

Fir jyoti ne apne phone Rahul ke samne kiya aur Rahul ne dekha ki woe k kachre ki peti me pada hua tha aur ek kutta uska muh chaat raha tha, wo video dekh ke Rahul gusse se tantanane laga

Rahul- mai us AK ki jaan le lunga

Fir sanjana use baithate huye boli

Sanjana- o hero, us AK ko baadme dekhna pehle ye soch ki galti se bhi ye video tere gharwalo ke paas chala gaya to kya hoga

Rahul- abey yaar, mere baap me ye video dekh liya to maar maar ke ghar se nikalega be, mai chhodunga nahi us harami ko complaint hi karta hu uski..

Sanjana- pagal hai kya be.. aur kya complaint karega ? usne tujhe hostel me bulake daru pilayi aur kachre me feka.. abey agar aisa kiya to use to kuch nahi hoga ulta apan log hi fasenge usne apne ko apne hi jaal me fasaya hai

Jyoti- ha principal ne pehle hi warning di hai aur tu gaya tha uske hostel me ye uske room mate bata denge aur AK ko kuch nahi hoga hum rusticate ho jayenge

Rahul- jhaak mari aur us AK se bhida mai us harami ka to kuch nahi bigda ulta akkhe college me meri badnami ho gayi alag, ab to BC kasam hai mujhe daruko hath nahi lagaunga

Fir sanjana kuch soch ke boli

Sanjana- ab yahi acha hai k eek haft eke liye college se gayab hua jaye nahi to college wale jina mushkil kar denge…

Ab us raat hua kya wo suno..

Daru ko shart chal rahi thi aur 15 peg ke baad Rahul apni khurchi par se gir gaya, shubham use uthane ki koshish kar raha tha par Rahul hil bhi nahi raha tha aur use dekh ke AK hasa aur bola

AK- bhai log ye kachra apne ko apne room me chahiye hi nahi, dost ban ke pith me khanjar bhokne aaya tha madarjaat ab to isko iski jagah dikhani hi padegi

Shubham- iski aisi halat karni chahiye ke dobara apne se bhidne ki soche bhi na, bol AK kya kara jaye iska

Aur yaha kamal ki baat ye thi ke itni pine ke baad bhi AK hosh me tha, wo shanti se bola

AK- maarke koi fayda nahi hai char din me bhul jayega, aisa karte hai ki iske ego ko thes pahuchate hai jo ye jindagi bhar nahi bhulega

Shubham- O bhai kuch samjhe aisa bol

AK- simple hai isko bahar karne kachre ked abbe me fek dete hai

Shubham- video banau kya?

AK- na uski jarurat nahi hai, iske dost bhi to hai hostel me wo bana lenge aur use bhi bhej denge jo parde ke piche se operate kar rahi hai

Shubham- matlab?

AK- matlab ye to pyada hai re asal khiladi to koi aur hai

Shubham- kaun

AK- kaun kya ye bhoot ki dost chudail

AK ki baat pe sab hasne lage fir unhone Rahul ko utha ke kachre me feka aur wapis aane ke baad shubham AK se bola

Shubham- AK maan gaye teko, kya stamina hai BC itna pi ke bhi hosh me

AK- usme kya hai aise do khambe apun aaram se pi sakta hai mera chhod ye to tub hi pi lega

Shubham- na bhai, mai itni daru nahi pi sakta

AK- arey sach me tu try to kar ek baar fir boliyo

AK ke bolne me shubham ne botal uthayi aur muh ko lagayi to use 440 volt ka jhatka laga

Shubham- kya harami aadmi haibe tu AK, bsdk ye to pani hai

AK- ab vodka pani jaisi dikhti hai isme meri galti thodi hai

Shubham- aur us Rahul ko lag raha tha kit u vodka pi raha hai par tu pani pi raha tha aur nautanki to aisi kar raha tha jaise sach me talli ho

AK- abe jab usne daru nikali tabhi mai samajh gaya tha ye kuch to gadbad hai iska sorry aur dosti bas dhoka hai aur jab usne shart ki baat ki tab to confirm ho gaya ki ye trap hai aur maine ander jake botal me pani bhar laya aur use dhyan me na aaye isiliye ghabrane ki acting kar raha tha

Shubham- gajab! Maan gaye tere dimag ko….

Awesome Update


Mera kehnaa sahi huaaa. Maine kaha tha AK je jarur kuch socha hai aur kyaaa socha hai. Puraa plan hi palat diyaa. Rahul ki kyaa beizaati ki hai AK ne. Aisi beizaati ki hai ke woh ab kuch din toh AK se durr hi rahegaa. Sanjana and team ki bahot buri tarah bajai hai AK ne aur woh bhi single handedly. Maza aagaya padh ke

 

[Naik]

Update 3​

sanjana ka para chadh gaya tha wo table par apne hath ka mukka maarte huye boli

Sanjana- ab bhale hi main college se rusticate ho jau par ise nahi chhodungi mai

Jispar rahul use samjhate huye bola

Rahul- sanjana tum mat chinta karo mai dekhta hu isko, college me hum kuch nahi kar sakte, principal ko pata chala to kand hoga par koi tension nahi hai, college ke baahar to dekh sakta hu isko, hostel me to milega hi ye..

Jyoti- o bhai maramari mat kariyo tu

Rahul- kyu kya hua?

Sanjana- sahi bol rahi hai wo, usse jyada teri chinta hai hame, usdin usne tujhe machis ki tili ke jaise baju me kar diya tha to mara mari wale pange to lena hi mat, kya bola thaw o us din?

Waise dekha jaye to Rahul ko sanjana aur jyoti ki baat pasand nahi aayi thi par logically dono sahi bol rahi thi, AK ka koi bharosa nahi tha kya pata Rahul use maarne jaye aur wo Rahul ke hi hath pair tod ke wapis bhej de isiliye Rahul ne is waqt apni bhavnao par kabu kiya aur bola

Rahul- masti me bola thaw o ki use kabu karna hai to dimag ka use karo karke

Sanjana- correct!! Ab use laat mukke se nahi to dimag se harana chahiye, socho.. socho kaise maja chakhaya jaye use.. ?

Rahul- hame aisa kuch karna chahiye jisse hum kisi kin ajar me na aaye par wo jitni speed se famous hua hai utni hi speed se badnaam hona chahiye..

Rahul ki baat sabko jachi aur wo teeno soche lage, jyoti, Rahul aur sanjana teeno apna sar khujate baithe the par kisi ke paas koi idea nahi aa raha tha.. aur ye baat wo teeno jaante the ke AK ko maja chakhake ke liye unhe koi tagda idea chahiye kyuki wo bhi koi mamuli khiladi nahi tha aur ye baat usne pehli hi mulakat ke saaf kar di thi..

Jab kafi der tak kisi ko kuch nahi sujha to Rahul thoda frustrate hote huye bola

Rahul- sala dimag ka dahi kar diya ye AK ne, koi idea nahi aa raha hai, mast jake char peg lagane padenge ab tab shayad koi idea aaye

Par Rahul ki baat sunkar sanjana ko idea mil gaya tha, wo pat se boli

Sanjana-yess!! kya solid idea aaya hai

Par Rahul aur jyoti ko kuch samajh nahi aaya

Jyoti- kya idea hai hame bhi to bata..

Tab sanjana apne aap se khush hote huye boli

Sanjana- tum logo ko pata hai hathi ko shant kaise rakha jata hai… ?

Jyoti- ab hathi kaha se aa gaya beech me tu idea bata na behan

Tab sanjana ekdum kutil muskan ke sath boli

Sanjana- yahi to idea hai.. maine kahi padha tha ke hathi ko shant rakhne ke liye use daru pilayi jati hai fir hathi ke aaju baju bhale ki kitni hi gardi ho wo apni hi dhundh me rehta hai..

Sanjana kya kehna chah rahi thi ye Rahul samajh gaya tha

Rahul- matlab tera bolna hai ke AK ko daru pilayi jaye aur fir maja dekhi jaye

Sanjana- correct..!

Jyoti- wo sab to theek hai par billi ke gale me ghanti kaun bandhega.. matlab AK ko daru kaun pilayega ?

Sanjana- ye Rahul kaunse din kaam aayega..

Jyoti- par AK iske sath daru pine kyu jayega

Sanjana- arey pura plan to sun

Fir sanjana ne sabko plan samjhaya jo Rahul aur jyoti ko bhi sahi laga

Rahul- maan gaye SMP jitni tu dikhne me achi hai usse bhi badhiya dimag chalta hai tera, ab to wo AK gaya kaam se, kal kis muh se college aayega dekhenge, uskko bhi samajh aa jayega ki usne kisse panga liya hai..

Teeno ekdusre ko taali deke khush ho rahe the wahi AK in sab se be khabar apni hi duniya me mast tha..

Raat ke AK hostel me apne teen char dosto ke sath baate karte huye baitha tha tabhi waha Rahul aaya to use dekh ke AK hasa aur bola

AK- kya Rahul seth idhar kaise kya aa gaye aaj, meko maarne ke liye ladke wagaire leke aaya hai kya

Rahul bhi jhuthi muskan ke sath bola

Rahul- nahi aisa kuch nahi hai, aur shayad teko jhuth lage par asal me mai tujhse mafi mangne aaya hu

AK ne has ke shubham ki taraf dekha to wo pehle hi sawaliya najro Ak ki taraf dekh raha tha, Rahul ne fir se kaha

Rahul- arey sach me, mai akela hi aaya hu. Sorry yaar wo maine usdin ragging ki, tune jawab diya, hisab barabar ho gaya, ulta principal ne vaat lagayi wo alag

AK- oh! To principal ke kehne pe aaya hai tu mafi mangne

Rahul- nahi bilkul nahi, mai khud aaya hu aur jyoti aur sanjana ne bhi mafi mangi hai tumse..

AK- gajab! Par najane kyu mujhe yakin nahi ho raha hai

Rahul- par mai sach keh raha hu, hum aur kuch saal isi college me rehne wale hai to faltu ke jhagdo se kya matlab, tumpar mera jor nahi hai par hamari side se ye topic close hai aur tumse bhi request hai ke jo hua bhul jao, mai dosti ka hath badhane aaya hu

Itna bolke Rahul ne shake hand ke liye hath aage badhaya, AK ne ek baar apne dosto ko dekha jo na me ishara kar rahe the par AK ne muskura kar Rahul ne hath mila liya

AK- dosti ke liye to apun hamesha ready rehta hai, college me ye bate hoti hi hai, jyada tension nahi leta mai, aajse dosti shuru

Rahul bhi jhutha khush hote huye bola

Rahul- ye huyi na baatchalo to fir aaj apni dosti celebrate karte hai

Rahul ki baat sunkar AK ke alawa baki sab chinta me pad gaye aur Rahul ne apni bag me se daru ka ek pura khamba baahar nikala aura ankh maarte huye bola

Rahul- meko pata that u acha aadmi hai maaf kar dega isiliye mai tayari ke sath aaya hu..

AK- waise to iski jarurat nahi thi par daru ko na bolne pe paap lagta hai aur mai wo risk nahi le sakta

Rahul man hi man khush ho raha tha, uska plan success ho raha tha, jab sabke do do peg ho gaye tab Rahul ne agli chal kheli

Rahul- AK tere paas badhiya dimag hai bhai, kya paitra badla us din, hum principal ke samne sar patakte rahe par usne ek baat nahi suni hamari

AK- jane de na kyu gade murde ukhad raha hai, daru enjoy kar na

Rahul- dimag to tera gajab hai par pine me nahi hara sakta tu mujhe, lagata hai challenge?

AK- Rahul dekh faltu pange mat le..

Par Rahul kaha manne wala tha aur akhir AK bola

AK- chal dekhte hai tere me kitna dum hai, par teri layi daru bakwas hai ruk ek minute

Itna bol ke AK uth k eek room me gaya aur jab wapis aaya touske hath me ek Bacardi ka khamba tha

AK- ye apna brand hai apne ko harne me koi dikkat nahi hai par dekhe tere me kitna dum hai, waise bata hu is competition me aajtak nahi hara mai

Ab Rahul bhi full competition ke mood me tha

Rahul- hara to mai bhi nahi bol kya bet lagayega

AK- agar mai hara to akkhe college ke samne ghutne tek ke teri aur sanjana ki mafi mangunga aur tu hara to college end hone tak tu mere samne nahi baithega aur mujhe sir bulayega

Rahul man hi man khush ho raha tha, wo to waise bhi AK ko badnaam karne aaya tha aur ye khud hi sare college ke samne mafi mangne ko ready tha matlab uske liye ye baat thi ke muh kholaaur daru ki barish ho gayi

Waise Rahul bhi pine me ustad tha ek khamba to easily khatam kar deta thaw o wo haske bola

Rahul- paltega to nahi baadme

AK- apan palatne walo me se nahi hai, apni boli banduk ki goli jo bol diya so bol diya

Rahul man hi man AK ko mafi mangte huye imagine karne laga kyuki khamba to usne pehle bhi kayi baar khali kiya tha usne ek aur patta feka

Rahul- par isne aur maja aana chahiye, peg direct pineka, na pani na soda, direct shots

Ab AK thoda tension me aa gaya aur thoda darr uske chehre pe dikhne laga aur ye Rahul ke dhyan me aa gaya

Rahul- kya hua AK , jaban ladkhadane lagi kya? Ladhayi ke pehle hi haar manega kya?

AK- na ab piche nahi hatunga aur mafi mangne se mai chota thodi hone wala hu

Koi shikari apne jaal me fase shikar ko jaise dekhta hai waise is waqt Rahul AK ki taraf dekh raha tha……..

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