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UPDATE - 55


AB TAK


Mene babu ko mere liye kam karne ko kaha or vo man bhi gaya to phir mene uska number liya or use apne aadmiyo ko hospital le jane ko kaha or phir me vaha se nikal gaya college ki taraf bike leke...


AB AAGE
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college pahoch kar me sidha ceenteen me gaya kyu ki sweety ne pehle hi mujhe bata diya tha ki voh ceenteen me hai is liye me bhi sidha ceenteen me aa gaya..

mene under dekha to sweety ek table ke pas chair par bethi thi or uske pas ek or ladki bhi bethi hue thi sweety ke samne thi or meri taraf pidh tha uska to face nahi dikha mujhe ...

sweety ne mujhe dekha to mujhe apni taraf bulaya to me chal kar table par as gaya or mene us ladki ka face dekha to thoda sock laga mujhe ..or vahi haal us ladki ka bhi hua...

SWEETY :- shivvu ye hai mera bhai LUCKY.. or bhai ye hai shivvu ..

mene apna hath aage badha kar hello kaha to shivvu ne bhi hath mila kar hello kaha..

SWEETY :- Are betho na bhai khade Kya ho..?

me bhi sweety sweaty ke baju vali chair par beth gaya.. or me sochna laga ki kahi shivvu ne bata diya sweety ko ki me class me use dekhta rehta hu to sweety meri band baja degi...

SWEETY :- bhai shivvu to aapki branch me hi hai to aap to jante hi hoge na ?

mene shivvu ki taraf dekha to vo normal hi Beth thi or mujhe dekh kar thi to me bola...

ME :- haan..hum dono ek hi class me hai..maine dekha to hai shuvvu ko par kabhi baat nahi hue..

SWEETY :- hmmm....vaise hum aaj hi mili hai or aaj hi dostidosti bhi ho gaya hamari to socha bhi milva du..

SHIVVU :- vaise sweety tumhara bhai class me padhay par bahot dhyan deta hai... ( smile karte hue)

SWEETY :- vo to mujhe pata hai mera bhai padhay me no1 hai...school me bhi 2,3 number par top karta tha..

shivvu smile karte hue: - hmmm....

Me ( man me ) :- me khamkha dar raha tha . Shivvu to haste hue bate kar rahi hai to ye gussa to nahi hai mujhse to sweety ko bhi kuch nahi batayegi..

SHIVVU :- vaise ab friend ban gaye hai to do dusre ke number exchange kar lete hai... kabhi kabhi mobile pe bhi kuch bate kiya karenge..

SWEETY :- are haan me to tera number lena hi bhul gay..

phir sweety ne apna number diya to shivvu ne apne mobile me dail kar ke shivvu ko miss call deti to sweety ke mobile me shivvu ka number aa gaya or dono ne number save kar liye ek dusre ke..

SHIVVU :- vaise lucky ji aapko agar koi problem na ho to aap bhi apna number dijiye..

SWEETY :- me WhatsApp par send karti hu Bhai ka number okk..

ME :- vaise shivvu ab me bhi friend hu to..tum ye lucky ji aisa mat bolna..call me lucky okk..

SHIVVU :- okk..

sweety ne mera number send kar diya to shivvu ne number save kar liya mera or miss call de diya mujhe bhi to mene bhi uska number save kar liya..

ME :- vaise tum dono class me kyu nahi gay?

SWEETY :- Bhai mera to free lecture tha abhi ka ...abhi jis sir ka lecture tha vo aaj chutti par hai..

SHIVVU :- me to bas aise hi nahi gay...aaj class me jane ka mood nahi tha is liye nahi gay..

SWEETY :- or aaj class me naa jane se ek fayda ho gaya mujhe ek friend mil gay..

ME :- hmmm vo to hai...

SHIVVU :- vaise tum is time par college aaye? Subhah Kyu nahi aaye? Urvashi medam tumhare bare me puch rahi thi class me..

ME :- me kuch kam tha is liye nahi aaya tha subhah ..or abhi is chipkali ko lena aaya hu..

SWEETY :- bhai Tu mere hatho se pitne wala hai...ghar chal phir tujhe sabak sikhati hu mujhe chipkali keh raha hai..

shivvu hasne lagi...

ME :- are me to majak kar raha tha tu to meri princess hai..

SHIVVU :- vaise tum dono mese bada kon hai?

SWEETY :- hum judwa hai...ye mere se 2 min hi bada hai..

SHIVVU :- so nice...tabhi tum dono ke face ek jaise lagte hai..

SWEETY :- haan ye mera make version hai is liye iska face mere se milta hai thoda bahot..

or aise hi hum tino hasi majak karte hue bate karte rahe or shivvu se bhi ab meri achi tarah bat ho rahi thi...
or thodi der bad college ki chutti ka is time ho to me bola..

ME :- college ki chutti ka time ho gaya chalo ab parking me chalte hai...didi log ka vahi wait karenge..

SHIVVU :- okay..

phir hum tino parking me aa gaye jaha par meri bike ,shivvu ki activa, or didi and priya didi ki activa park ki hue thi..

or t min me hi didi log bhi parking me aa gay or Bittu bhi aa gaya...

or bitti aate hi mujhe sawal mane laga :- abe class me kyu nahi aaya aaj?

ME :- kuch kam tha is liye...

Priya didi :- chotu aaj to tum tino ko maa ne ghar bulaya hai to hamare sath hi chalna padega ..

ME :- bua ne bulaya hai..kuch kam hai kya ?

MAAHI :- kuch kam hoga tabhi aayega hamare ghar Tu?

ME :- are aise baat nahi hai me to bas aise hi puch raha tha..

DIDI : ( shivvu ko ) tum sweety ki Friend ho kya ?

SHIVVU :- haan...aaj hi friendship hue hai hum tino ki.. lucky or sweety dono se..

DIDI :- phir to achhi vaat hai...hamare bare me in dono ne bataya hai ya me intro du..

SHIVVU :- sweety ne bataya hai aap sab ke bare me ..

DIDI :- okay phir thik hai..

ME :- chalo phir chalte hai..

SHIVVU :- me bhi nikalti hu ab ghar par ...byyy everyone...

hum sab ne bhi byyy kaha or phir sub apni apni bike ,activa leke nikal gaye...Bittu apne room par , hum pancho bua ke ghar ke taraf or shivvu apne ghar ke taraf...

Thodi der me hum log bua ke ghar pahoch gaye or ghar ke under aa gaye to bua hall me hi bethi hue thi sofe par.. to me sidha bua ke pas gaya to bua ne mujhe gale lagaya or phir sweety or didi ko bhi gale mili..

Bua :- lucky beta tujhe apni bua ki yaad nahi aati kya ?

ME :- bahot yaad aati hai bua ... aap aisa kyu puch rahi ho?

BUA :- to phir tu roj college aata hai phir bhi mujhe milne kabhi aata nahi...college ke bilkul pas hi ghar hai phir bhi Tu aata nahi yaha..

ME :- sorry bua....maaf kar do..ab se aaya karunga.... ( kan pakad kar)

Bua mere hath pakad kar kan chhudvati hai or boli..

BUA :- chal maaf kiya par ab se milne aate rehna okk..

ME :- okk bua ...mujhe to aane ka bahot man hota hai par Priya didi or maahi didi mujhe ghar aane ko kehti hi nahi to is liye me nahi aata tha..

MAAHI :- maa ye juth bol raha hai...hum dono ne kitni bar ise ghar chalne ko kaha par ye hi kam hai kam hai kar ke bhag jata hai..

sab hasne lage...

BUA :- Priya jaa sab ke liye chai nasta kitchen mese le aa mene ready kar rakha tha tum logo liye..

Priya didi kitchen me chali gay or hum log apas me bate karne lage phir priya didi ne sab ko chai nasta diya or sab ne chai nasta kiya or phir 1 ghanta hum log ther sari bate ki or phir hum logo ne ghar jane ki izajat li bus or phir bua ke ghar se nikal gaye...bua Khan kha kar jane ko keh rahi thi par hum ne maa ghar par akeli hai is liye khana khane ko mana kar ke nikal gaye ..

ghar aake pehle tino fresh ho gaye or phir maa ne khana laga diya dining table par to hum tino or maa ne mil kar khana khaya ..

phir didi or maa kitchen me chali gay bartan saaf karne or me or sweety dono hall me bethe hue tv dekhne lage ...

me apne mobile me apne khabriyo ko msg karne laga tha Ragini log kya plan kar rahe hai uske bare me jaanne liye..




WAHI DUSRI TARAF DHANANJAY KE FARMHOUSE PAR..

farmhouse ke under Rahul gusse se idhar udhar ghun hue call par bat kar raha tha...

RAHUL :- mandarchodo ..tumhe ek paisa nahi dunga me ab chalo us saale ko marne ki supari le kar khud hi maar khake hospital me pahoch gaye...randi ki aulade saale tum nikkmo ko mene supari deke galti kar di ab me khud hi use khatam karunga..

Or call cut kar deta hai Rahul..

( ye call babu ko hi lagaya hua tha...)

Rahul phir kisiko call karta hai or jaldi se farmhouse par aane ko kehti hai...

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Awesome Update

nice update

रोज अपडेट दो अब

मस्त है।

Awesome update

Nice update

Wahhhhh jabrdast mindblowing superbbb speechless update.......
waiting for next update.......

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Ye Ragini, MLA aur Dhanajay ki peechwada tudaai jaldi honi chahiye tabhi inhe akal aayegi. Ye Rahul bhi ab Lucky ke haath chadnewaala hai. Isko bhi khuraak jaldi milne waali hai. Shandaar update.

Tarif Karu kya uskie jisne tumhe banaya

Amazing update....lucky air aditi ko Ragini aur dhanjay ki plan janna he taki wo plan fail kar sake.
Rahul to khiar nehni lucky usko nehni chodegaa abki baar.super update

Awesome update

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[Devil king domnic]

UPDATE - 55


AB TAK


Mene babu ko mere liye kam karne ko kaha or vo man bhi gaya to phir mene uska number liya or use apne aadmiyo ko hospital le jane ko kaha or phir me vaha se nikal gaya college ki taraf bike leke...


AB AAGE
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college pahoch kar me sidha ceenteen me gaya kyu ki sweety ne pehle hi mujhe bata diya tha ki voh ceenteen me hai is liye me bhi sidha ceenteen me aa gaya..

mene under dekha to sweety ek table ke pas chair par bethi thi or uske pas ek or ladki bhi bethi hue thi sweety ke samne thi or meri taraf pidh tha uska to face nahi dikha mujhe ...

sweety ne mujhe dekha to mujhe apni taraf bulaya to me chal kar table par as gaya or mene us ladki ka face dekha to thoda sock laga mujhe ..or vahi haal us ladki ka bhi hua...

SWEETY :- shivvu ye hai mera bhai LUCKY.. or bhai ye hai shivvu ..

mene apna hath aage badha kar hello kaha to shivvu ne bhi hath mila kar hello kaha..

SWEETY :- Are betho na bhai khade Kya ho..?

me bhi sweety sweaty ke baju vali chair par beth gaya.. or me sochna laga ki kahi shivvu ne bata diya sweety ko ki me class me use dekhta rehta hu to sweety meri band baja degi...

SWEETY :- bhai shivvu to aapki branch me hi hai to aap to jante hi hoge na ?

mene shivvu ki taraf dekha to vo normal hi Beth thi or mujhe dekh kar thi to me bola...

ME :- haan..hum dono ek hi class me hai..maine dekha to hai shuvvu ko par kabhi baat nahi hue..

SWEETY :- hmmm....vaise hum aaj hi mili hai or aaj hi dostidosti bhi ho gaya hamari to socha bhi milva du..

SHIVVU :- vaise sweety tumhara bhai class me padhay par bahot dhyan deta hai... ( smile karte hue)

SWEETY :- vo to mujhe pata hai mera bhai padhay me no1 hai...school me bhi 2,3 number par top karta tha..

shivvu smile karte hue: - hmmm....

Me ( man me ) :- me khamkha dar raha tha . Shivvu to haste hue bate kar rahi hai to ye gussa to nahi hai mujhse to sweety ko bhi kuch nahi batayegi..

SHIVVU :- vaise ab friend ban gaye hai to do dusre ke number exchange kar lete hai... kabhi kabhi mobile pe bhi kuch bate kiya karenge..

SWEETY :- are haan me to tera number lena hi bhul gay..

phir sweety ne apna number diya to shivvu ne apne mobile me dail kar ke shivvu ko miss call deti to sweety ke mobile me shivvu ka number aa gaya or dono ne number save kar liye ek dusre ke..

SHIVVU :- vaise lucky ji aapko agar koi problem na ho to aap bhi apna number dijiye..

SWEETY :- me WhatsApp par send karti hu Bhai ka number okk..

ME :- vaise shivvu ab me bhi friend hu to..tum ye lucky ji aisa mat bolna..call me lucky okk..

SHIVVU :- okk..

sweety ne mera number send kar diya to shivvu ne number save kar liya mera or miss call de diya mujhe bhi to mene bhi uska number save kar liya..

ME :- vaise tum dono class me kyu nahi gay?

SWEETY :- Bhai mera to free lecture tha abhi ka ...abhi jis sir ka lecture tha vo aaj chutti par hai..

SHIVVU :- me to bas aise hi nahi gay...aaj class me jane ka mood nahi tha is liye nahi gay..

SWEETY :- or aaj class me naa jane se ek fayda ho gaya mujhe ek friend mil gay..

ME :- hmmm vo to hai...

SHIVVU :- vaise tum is time par college aaye? Subhah Kyu nahi aaye? Urvashi medam tumhare bare me puch rahi thi class me..

ME :- me kuch kam tha is liye nahi aaya tha subhah ..or abhi is chipkali ko lena aaya hu..

SWEETY :- bhai Tu mere hatho se pitne wala hai...ghar chal phir tujhe sabak sikhati hu mujhe chipkali keh raha hai..

shivvu hasne lagi...

ME :- are me to majak kar raha tha tu to meri princess hai..

SHIVVU :- vaise tum dono mese bada kon hai?

SWEETY :- hum judwa hai...ye mere se 2 min hi bada hai..

SHIVVU :- so nice...tabhi tum dono ke face ek jaise lagte hai..

SWEETY :- haan ye mera make version hai is liye iska face mere se milta hai thoda bahot..

or aise hi hum tino hasi majak karte hue bate karte rahe or shivvu se bhi ab meri achi tarah bat ho rahi thi...
or thodi der bad college ki chutti ka is time ho to me bola..

ME :- college ki chutti ka time ho gaya chalo ab parking me chalte hai...didi log ka vahi wait karenge..

SHIVVU :- okay..

phir hum tino parking me aa gaye jaha par meri bike ,shivvu ki activa, or didi and priya didi ki activa park ki hue thi..

or t min me hi didi log bhi parking me aa gay or Bittu bhi aa gaya...

or bitti aate hi mujhe sawal mane laga :- abe class me kyu nahi aaya aaj?

ME :- kuch kam tha is liye...

Priya didi :- chotu aaj to tum tino ko maa ne ghar bulaya hai to hamare sath hi chalna padega ..

ME :- bua ne bulaya hai..kuch kam hai kya ?

MAAHI :- kuch kam hoga tabhi aayega hamare ghar Tu?

ME :- are aise baat nahi hai me to bas aise hi puch raha tha..

DIDI : ( shivvu ko ) tum sweety ki Friend ho kya ?

SHIVVU :- haan...aaj hi friendship hue hai hum tino ki.. lucky or sweety dono se..

DIDI :- phir to achhi vaat hai...hamare bare me in dono ne bataya hai ya me intro du..

SHIVVU :- sweety ne bataya hai aap sab ke bare me ..

DIDI :- okay phir thik hai..

ME :- chalo phir chalte hai..

SHIVVU :- me bhi nikalti hu ab ghar par ...byyy everyone...

hum sab ne bhi byyy kaha or phir sub apni apni bike ,activa leke nikal gaye...Bittu apne room par , hum pancho bua ke ghar ke taraf or shivvu apne ghar ke taraf...

Thodi der me hum log bua ke ghar pahoch gaye or ghar ke under aa gaye to bua hall me hi bethi hue thi sofe par.. to me sidha bua ke pas gaya to bua ne mujhe gale lagaya or phir sweety or didi ko bhi gale mili..

Bua :- lucky beta tujhe apni bua ki yaad nahi aati kya ?

ME :- bahot yaad aati hai bua ... aap aisa kyu puch rahi ho?

BUA :- to phir tu roj college aata hai phir bhi mujhe milne kabhi aata nahi...college ke bilkul pas hi ghar hai phir bhi Tu aata nahi yaha..

ME :- sorry bua....maaf kar do..ab se aaya karunga.... ( kan pakad kar)

Bua mere hath pakad kar kan chhudvati hai or boli..

BUA :- chal maaf kiya par ab se milne aate rehna okk..

ME :- okk bua ...mujhe to aane ka bahot man hota hai par Priya didi or maahi didi mujhe ghar aane ko kehti hi nahi to is liye me nahi aata tha..

MAAHI :- maa ye juth bol raha hai...hum dono ne kitni bar ise ghar chalne ko kaha par ye hi kam hai kam hai kar ke bhag jata hai..

sab hasne lage...

BUA :- Priya jaa sab ke liye chai nasta kitchen mese le aa mene ready kar rakha tha tum logo liye..

Priya didi kitchen me chali gay or hum log apas me bate karne lage phir priya didi ne sab ko chai nasta diya or sab ne chai nasta kiya or phir 1 ghanta hum log ther sari bate ki or phir hum logo ne ghar jane ki izajat li bus or phir bua ke ghar se nikal gaye...bua Khan kha kar jane ko keh rahi thi par hum ne maa ghar par akeli hai is liye khana khane ko mana kar ke nikal gaye ..

ghar aake pehle tino fresh ho gaye or phir maa ne khana laga diya dining table par to hum tino or maa ne mil kar khana khaya ..

phir didi or maa kitchen me chali gay bartan saaf karne or me or sweety dono hall me bethe hue tv dekhne lage ...

me apne mobile me apne khabriyo ko msg karne laga tha Ragini log kya plan kar rahe hai uske bare me jaanne liye..




WAHI DUSRI TARAF DHANANJAY KE FARMHOUSE PAR..

farmhouse ke under Rahul gusse se idhar udhar ghun hue call par bat kar raha tha...

RAHUL :- mandarchodo ..tumhe ek paisa nahi dunga me ab chalo us saale ko marne ki supari le kar khud hi maar khake hospital me pahoch gaye...randi ki aulade saale tum nikkmo ko mene supari deke galti kar di ab me khud hi use khatam karunga..

Or call cut kar deta hai Rahul..

( ye call babu ko hi lagaya hua tha...)

Rahul phir kisiko call karta hai or jaldi se farmhouse par aane ko kehti hai...

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UPDATE - 54
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AB TAK -

Salma ke sath sex kar ke me washroom gaya or fresh hoke hall me aa gaya or salma bhi fresh hone washroom chali gay thi...


AB AAGE =


Me hall me sofe par betha tha ki tabhi bahar se gadi rukne ki avaaj aay..
or thodi der me aditi ghar ke dor par se under aati hue dikhi..

aditi sidha meri baju me sofe par beth gay....

ADITI :- How was the treatment? .. Everything is fine, isn't it?
( kaisa raha ilaaj?..sab kuch thik to hai na? )

ME :- yes everything is fine.
( haan sab kuch thik hai. )

ADITI :- ( smile karte hue) vaise tumhare maje hai bina kisi mehnat ke.. free me maja karne ko mil gaya ..

ME: - tune hi kaha tha is liye kiya mene.. me mara thodi ja raha tha vo sab karne ke liye..

mere najidik aake ek hath se mere gaal ko sehlate hue boli :- are meri jaan me to just majak kar rahi thi, aise muh mat fulao ab!..or batao ki tumhe kya baat karni thi mujhse .?

ME :- vaise pehle to me tujhe kaalu ko marne ke bare me kehne wala tha par is kaalu ne humse ek baat chupay hai ...vo har month hotel me kuch logo se milta tha or salma ko bhi sath le jata tha.. vo kon se aadmi the vo pata karna hai pehle to.. phir kaalu ko sapna ke hatho chop denge kaalu ko saja dene ka haq uska hai vo hi khatam karegi kyuki salma ka gunhegar hai vo simple ladki ki zindagi bardad kar di hai usne..

ADITI :- hmmm...!!! Thik hai hum aaj hi chalte hai phir..

ME :- nahi abhi mujhe college jana padega sweety ko ghar drop karne ke liye vo subhah bhi thodi si naraz hoke gay thi college is liye..

ME :- ek or baat mujhe aisa lag raha hai jaise kuch bada hona wala hai... dhananjay, MLA or Ragini kuch plan kar rahe hai or vo gaon gay hue hai haweli par.. vaise abhi kuch khas tyohar aane wala hai kya..?

aditi kuch der meri bat sun kar kuch sochne lagi or phir boli..

ADITI :- 15Aug aane wala hai...

ME :- ohhh...no....phir to 15aug ke din hi kuch karne wale hai vo tino ...hume jaldi se pata lagana padega ki vo kya karne wale hai us bare me..

ADITI :- independent day par shayad vo log bom blast hi kar sakte hai ...par aisa karne se unhe kya fayda hoga ?

ME :- yahi to pata lagana hai hume...

Aditi ne apna mobile nikala or kisi ko call karke kuch der bat ki or phir call cut karke boli..

ADITI :- PM Sir laal kille par flag lehra kar phir waha se yaha Mumbai aane wale hai flag lehrane ... yaha bada aayojan karne wale hai pm sir ke liye unki party wale..

ME :- hmmm!!.... chalo baki bate bad me karte hai...abhi me nikalta hu..

ADITI :- are ek min vo savita or ravina ka call aaya tha vo dono police me bharti hona chahti hai..

ME :- tum dono ke form bhar de phir dono ki training start karva de...agar police me job nahi lagi to bhi unki training mere kam aayegi to training jaldi hi start karva dena okk..

ADITI :- thik hai...

Or mujhe pakad ke aditi ne mujhe hug kar liya to mene phi jor se or chipka diya sine se... or phir alag hue to mene aditi ka sar pakad ke uske gulabi hotho par ek kiss kar diya..

ME :- love u jaan...byy ab me chalta hu..

ADITI :- love you too jaan..

or me khada ho gaya..

ADITI :- thik hai free hoke call karna okk.. me jara salma ki tabiyat dekh leti hu phir mujhe bhi wapis police station jana hai..

ME :- Okkk..

phir me vaha se bahar nikla..aditi bahar get tak mujhe chhodne aay or mene wapis byyy keh kar bike leke nikal gaya ..
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me road par aaram se bike chalate hue ja raha tha or soch raha tha ki ye Ragini, dhananjay, MLA karne kya wale hai...bhenchod mere khabriyo ko bhi abhi tak kuch pata nahi laga tha ki kya plan kar rahe hai vo tino uske bare me..

me yahi sab sochte hue bike chala raha tha ki tabhi mene bike ke mirror me dekh to ek van mere piche chal rahi thi or mujhe kuch gadbad lagi to mene aage cross aaya vaha par se shaher se bahar jungel ki taraf road jata hai us taraf bike mod di or mene phir se mirror me dekha to van bhi mere piche aane lagi...

me thodi der me jungle ke pas pahoch gaya to mene bike jungle ke under hi le gaya or phir bike khadi kar ke me bike par se utar gaya or vahi khada hoke wait karne laga..

2 min me hi jungel ke bahar van ruki or us me karib 6 aadmi the vo hockey leke jungle ke under ghusne lage...

jungle kar under aake sab taraf dekhne lage meri bike ke aas-pas par vaha me tha hi nahi to ghanta milta..

ADMI 1 :- bhai saale ki bike to idharis hai par vo chirkut kahi nazar nahi aa rela ..

Admi 2 :- haan bhai lagta hai saala apun log ko dekh ke dar gaya hoga to idhar aa kar chup gaya hoga..

in 6 ka boss tha vo unke aadmiyo ki baat sun kar hasa or bola..

Boss :- apun ka power hi aisa hai saala koi bhi apun ko dekh kar no do gyara ho jata hai..

apne boss ki baat sun kar baki sare hasne lage or ek aadmi bola..

Admi 3 :- boss ab kya kare!! wapis lout chale kya ?

boss :- apun ka ek asul hai jiska kam liya uska kam pura karne ka samja...to use dhundho idhar his kahi chupa hoga..

baki 5 phir saro taraf mujhe khojne lage..

( me in logo ko jungle me aane se pehle hi ek ped par chad gaya or uper achhese chup gaya tha jis se niche se dikh nahi raha tha....mene socha ke thode maje leta hi is liye chup gaya Gaya tha me or thode pathar bhi jeb me dal kar ped par chada tha )

5 aadmi the vo idhar udhar mujhe dhund rahe the or unka boss akela hi khada tha or bidi pi raha tha...or me uske 10 kadam dur ke ped par tha to mene pathar liya or mara pidh par boss ko...

Boss :- aahhhhhhhhh.....kon hai bhosdike? Kisne Mara mereko ?

boss ko jor se pathar padi thi to dard ke mare chila pada or gusse se idhar udhar dekhne laga ki kaha se pathar aaya vo..or apne boss ki avaj sun kar sare admi boss ke pas aa gaye ..

Admi1 :- kya hua boss ?

boss :- abe chutiye vo harami idharis kahi chupa hai saale ne mereko pathar Mara pidh pe...ache se dekho idhar lawdo nahi to tum sab ki gand mar lega apun..

Pancho aadmi apne boss ka gussa dekh kar chupchap mujhe saro taraf dhundne lage...

wahi me jis ped par chada hua tha vo ped bahot badiya tha ghosle jaisa tha me jaha chupa tha vaha

Or vaha se daliya nikal kar charo taraf feli hue thi to koi bhi niche se dekhne ki koshish bhi karta to use me dikhay nahi deta..

pancho to idhar udhar chale gaye mujhe khojne or boss wapis akela pad gaya tha to mene padhar liya or dali ke piche se hath bahar nikala or boss ke pero ka nishana laga ke diya fek ke pathar pero par or pathar sidha jake pero ke ghutne par laga or me jaldi se chup gaya or idhar boss phir se dard ke mare chilaya to pancho admi apne boss ke pas dodte hue aa gaye ..

Boss :- tum logo ko vo ek mamuli sa londa nahi mil raha .. saala mere sath geme khel rela hai...( jorr se ) jaha kahi bhi chupa hai udhar se sarafat se bahar nikal aa londe varna mene khoj ke nikala tere ko to or bhi bhuri tarike se marunga..


" shiv shiv shiv shiv...shiv shiv shiv shiv ....aadi anant shiv..." mere mobile ki ring baji...

me mobile ko silent karna bhul gaya tha ..or ring ki avaj sun kar pancho admi or unka boss pedo ke upar dekhne lage..

ME :- ( man me ) lagta hai ab khel khatam karna padega jyada time vast kar diya mene...

or me ped par se sidha niche challag laga di or mere niche chalag lagate hi pancho or boss meri taraf dekha or mujhe marne ko aane lage ...

ME :- abe 2 min ruko call par bat kar leta hu phir fight karte hai..

mene mobile nikala or dekha to sweety ka call aa raha tha...

Boss: - abe ruk kyu gaye jao or sale ke hath per do..

apne boss ka order sun kar pancho admi meri taraf aane lage ..

ME :- abe bola na 2 min ruk to samaj nahi aata be.....saala insaniyat name ki chiz hai ki nahi tum logo me ..thoda to socho be kisi ka jaroori call hoga to bar kar lene do phir apna hisab karte hai be..

meri baat sun kar pancho ruk gaye or admi 1 bola..

Admi 1 :- sorry bhai....aap baat kar lo phone or hum log pratiksha kar lenge.. hai na boss?

mene call receive kiya or sweety ke sath bat karne laga vo keh rahi thi ki abhi 15 min wala break mila hai to vo didi logo ke sath ceenteen me hai or mujhe jaldi bula rahi thi..

Boss: - abe lawdo apun uska vo lena nahi aaya.. are vo kya kehte hai?... apun ne Mumbai airport pe liya tha na XF ke famous writer Chutiyadr ki kahani ki heroin or humare raato ke sapno ki rani KAJAL Mumbai airport par mili thi tab apun ne apne dil par likhva kar liya tha that use kya bolte hai be pakiya?

AADMI 1 ( pakiya) :- autograph kehte hai boss...

BOSS :- haan wahi apun log iska autograph lene nahi aaye be.. saale ke hath per todne ki supari li hai apun ne to jake iski hadiya tod ke aaiyo bhe..

pancho: - okk boss..

or pancho meri taraf aane lage hocky leke hath me..
mene sweety se bat kar ke call cut kiya or pancho ko pas aane diya ..

admi 1 ne pas aate hi hocky ghuma ke mujhe marne ne ke liye mari thi ki mene bich me hi hocky pakad li ek hath se or ek laat mari admi1 ke ando par to dono hatho se apna lund pakad ke chilata hua niche let gaya..

or char bache the vo pehle to thoda dar gaye par phir apne sathi ka badla lena ka kida unhe bhi chadne laha jaise hur movie me hota hai to yaha bhi wahi hua or mujhe marne lage to me unke mar ko block kar deta hocky se hi vo log bhi hockey se mujh par war kar kar rahe the...

mene phir apni speed badha di marne ki to charo ko kuch samaj hi nahi aaya or apna bachav kar hi nahi paye or ek ke bad ek mere hatho se hockey ki maar padne lagi or aahhhhhh....aahhhhhhhhh..maaaaaaaa....uiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...bbbaaaaaaa..... ki avaj nikalte hue charo niche let gaye or dard ke mare karha rahe the..

mene vaha se phir boss ke samne jake khada ho gaya vo to apne aadmiyo ki pitay dekh kar hi dar gaya tha to mere aane se mere pero me gir gaya or bola hath jod kar..

BOSS :- apun ko maaf kar do bhai...galti ho gay apun se ...dubara kabhi apke samne nahi aayenge bhai...

ME :- dekh mujhe pata hai ki teri or meri apas me koi dushmani nahi hai to saaf saaf bata ki tu mujhe marne Kya aaya tha?

BOSS :- apun ko Rahul ne supari di thi or apka phoro bhi diya tha or apun ko aapke hath per todne ko kaha tha..

ME :- hmmm...us chilguje ko sabak shikhana padega tabhi akkal aayegi bc ko..

BOSS :- ab hume jane do...hume maaf kar do..

ME :- okk apne aadmiyo ko hospital leke jana jyada chot to nahi lagi hogi par phir bhi checkup karva lana or ab se koi galat kam karte dikha na to vahi pe jan se mar dunga..

Boss :- ab se kabhi aisa kam nahi karunga par apun phir karega kya apun ko iske alawa kuch aata nahi hai..

me sochne laga baat to sahi hai iski jo kam bachpan se hi karte aa rahe ho vo achanak chod kar or kya karega ye log or uper se anpadh hai.... vaise puchta hu mere liye kam karega ya nahi ..

ME :- sun be tera name Kya hai ?

boss : - babu name hai apun ka..

ME :- to babu mere liye kam karega?

BABU :- haan karega ..

ME :- ek kam kar abhi tu tere in baki logo ko leke hospital ja or apna number mujhe de me bad me tere se milne aata hu..

phir babu ne apna number mujhe diya or me vaha se nikal gaya apni bike leke kyuki sweety a wapis se call par call aa rahe theis liye me jadli college pahoch gaya or sidha ceenteen me gaya...
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To Be Continued......

bhai log like karna mat bhulna..

zabardast update..!!
ab lucky bhi apne liye admi bana raha hai..!! aur yeh 15 august ka kya scene hai dekhte hai aage..!! yeh rahul kuchh jyada hi kar raha hai..pehle se lucky ki behen ke pichhe pada huva hai aur ab lucky ko marne ke liye admi bhej raha hai..isko bhi MLA ke bete ki tarah sabak sikhana padega coma me dal ke..!!

 

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UPDATE - 55


AB TAK


Mene babu ko mere liye kam karne ko kaha or vo man bhi gaya to phir mene uska number liya or use apne aadmiyo ko hospital le jane ko kaha or phir me vaha se nikal gaya college ki taraf bike leke...


AB AAGE
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college pahoch kar me sidha ceenteen me gaya kyu ki sweety ne pehle hi mujhe bata diya tha ki voh ceenteen me hai is liye me bhi sidha ceenteen me aa gaya..

mene under dekha to sweety ek table ke pas chair par bethi thi or uske pas ek or ladki bhi bethi hue thi sweety ke samne thi or meri taraf pidh tha uska to face nahi dikha mujhe ...

sweety ne mujhe dekha to mujhe apni taraf bulaya to me chal kar table par as gaya or mene us ladki ka face dekha to thoda sock laga mujhe ..or vahi haal us ladki ka bhi hua...

SWEETY :- shivvu ye hai mera bhai LUCKY.. or bhai ye hai shivvu ..

mene apna hath aage badha kar hello kaha to shivvu ne bhi hath mila kar hello kaha..

SWEETY :- Are betho na bhai khade Kya ho..?

me bhi sweety sweaty ke baju vali chair par beth gaya.. or me sochna laga ki kahi shivvu ne bata diya sweety ko ki me class me use dekhta rehta hu to sweety meri band baja degi...

SWEETY :- bhai shivvu to aapki branch me hi hai to aap to jante hi hoge na ?

mene shivvu ki taraf dekha to vo normal hi Beth thi or mujhe dekh kar thi to me bola...

ME :- haan..hum dono ek hi class me hai..maine dekha to hai shuvvu ko par kabhi baat nahi hue..

SWEETY :- hmmm....vaise hum aaj hi mili hai or aaj hi dostidosti bhi ho gaya hamari to socha bhi milva du..

SHIVVU :- vaise sweety tumhara bhai class me padhay par bahot dhyan deta hai... ( smile karte hue)

SWEETY :- vo to mujhe pata hai mera bhai padhay me no1 hai...school me bhi 2,3 number par top karta tha..

shivvu smile karte hue: - hmmm....

Me ( man me ) :- me khamkha dar raha tha . Shivvu to haste hue bate kar rahi hai to ye gussa to nahi hai mujhse to sweety ko bhi kuch nahi batayegi..

SHIVVU :- vaise ab friend ban gaye hai to do dusre ke number exchange kar lete hai... kabhi kabhi mobile pe bhi kuch bate kiya karenge..

SWEETY :- are haan me to tera number lena hi bhul gay..

phir sweety ne apna number diya to shivvu ne apne mobile me dail kar ke shivvu ko miss call deti to sweety ke mobile me shivvu ka number aa gaya or dono ne number save kar liye ek dusre ke..

SHIVVU :- vaise lucky ji aapko agar koi problem na ho to aap bhi apna number dijiye..

SWEETY :- me WhatsApp par send karti hu Bhai ka number okk..

ME :- vaise shivvu ab me bhi friend hu to..tum ye lucky ji aisa mat bolna..call me lucky okk..

SHIVVU :- okk..

sweety ne mera number send kar diya to shivvu ne number save kar liya mera or miss call de diya mujhe bhi to mene bhi uska number save kar liya..

ME :- vaise tum dono class me kyu nahi gay?

SWEETY :- Bhai mera to free lecture tha abhi ka ...abhi jis sir ka lecture tha vo aaj chutti par hai..

SHIVVU :- me to bas aise hi nahi gay...aaj class me jane ka mood nahi tha is liye nahi gay..

SWEETY :- or aaj class me naa jane se ek fayda ho gaya mujhe ek friend mil gay..

ME :- hmmm vo to hai...

SHIVVU :- vaise tum is time par college aaye? Subhah Kyu nahi aaye? Urvashi medam tumhare bare me puch rahi thi class me..

ME :- me kuch kam tha is liye nahi aaya tha subhah ..or abhi is chipkali ko lena aaya hu..

SWEETY :- bhai Tu mere hatho se pitne wala hai...ghar chal phir tujhe sabak sikhati hu mujhe chipkali keh raha hai..

shivvu hasne lagi...

ME :- are me to majak kar raha tha tu to meri princess hai..

SHIVVU :- vaise tum dono mese bada kon hai?

SWEETY :- hum judwa hai...ye mere se 2 min hi bada hai..

SHIVVU :- so nice...tabhi tum dono ke face ek jaise lagte hai..

SWEETY :- haan ye mera make version hai is liye iska face mere se milta hai thoda bahot..

or aise hi hum tino hasi majak karte hue bate karte rahe or shivvu se bhi ab meri achi tarah bat ho rahi thi...
or thodi der bad college ki chutti ka is time ho to me bola..

ME :- college ki chutti ka time ho gaya chalo ab parking me chalte hai...didi log ka vahi wait karenge..

SHIVVU :- okay..

phir hum tino parking me aa gaye jaha par meri bike ,shivvu ki activa, or didi and priya didi ki activa park ki hue thi..

or t min me hi didi log bhi parking me aa gay or Bittu bhi aa gaya...

or bitti aate hi mujhe sawal mane laga :- abe class me kyu nahi aaya aaj?

ME :- kuch kam tha is liye...

Priya didi :- chotu aaj to tum tino ko maa ne ghar bulaya hai to hamare sath hi chalna padega ..

ME :- bua ne bulaya hai..kuch kam hai kya ?

MAAHI :- kuch kam hoga tabhi aayega hamare ghar Tu?

ME :- are aise baat nahi hai me to bas aise hi puch raha tha..

DIDI : ( shivvu ko ) tum sweety ki Friend ho kya ?

SHIVVU :- haan...aaj hi friendship hue hai hum tino ki.. lucky or sweety dono se..

DIDI :- phir to achhi vaat hai...hamare bare me in dono ne bataya hai ya me intro du..

SHIVVU :- sweety ne bataya hai aap sab ke bare me ..

DIDI :- okay phir thik hai..

ME :- chalo phir chalte hai..

SHIVVU :- me bhi nikalti hu ab ghar par ...byyy everyone...

hum sab ne bhi byyy kaha or phir sub apni apni bike ,activa leke nikal gaye...Bittu apne room par , hum pancho bua ke ghar ke taraf or shivvu apne ghar ke taraf...

Thodi der me hum log bua ke ghar pahoch gaye or ghar ke under aa gaye to bua hall me hi bethi hue thi sofe par.. to me sidha bua ke pas gaya to bua ne mujhe gale lagaya or phir sweety or didi ko bhi gale mili..

Bua :- lucky beta tujhe apni bua ki yaad nahi aati kya ?

ME :- bahot yaad aati hai bua ... aap aisa kyu puch rahi ho?

BUA :- to phir tu roj college aata hai phir bhi mujhe milne kabhi aata nahi...college ke bilkul pas hi ghar hai phir bhi Tu aata nahi yaha..

ME :- sorry bua....maaf kar do..ab se aaya karunga.... ( kan pakad kar)

Bua mere hath pakad kar kan chhudvati hai or boli..

BUA :- chal maaf kiya par ab se milne aate rehna okk..

ME :- okk bua ...mujhe to aane ka bahot man hota hai par Priya didi or maahi didi mujhe ghar aane ko kehti hi nahi to is liye me nahi aata tha..

MAAHI :- maa ye juth bol raha hai...hum dono ne kitni bar ise ghar chalne ko kaha par ye hi kam hai kam hai kar ke bhag jata hai..

sab hasne lage...

BUA :- Priya jaa sab ke liye chai nasta kitchen mese le aa mene ready kar rakha tha tum logo liye..

Priya didi kitchen me chali gay or hum log apas me bate karne lage phir priya didi ne sab ko chai nasta diya or sab ne chai nasta kiya or phir 1 ghanta hum log ther sari bate ki or phir hum logo ne ghar jane ki izajat li bus or phir bua ke ghar se nikal gaye...bua Khan kha kar jane ko keh rahi thi par hum ne maa ghar par akeli hai is liye khana khane ko mana kar ke nikal gaye ..

ghar aake pehle tino fresh ho gaye or phir maa ne khana laga diya dining table par to hum tino or maa ne mil kar khana khaya ..

phir didi or maa kitchen me chali gay bartan saaf karne or me or sweety dono hall me bethe hue tv dekhne lage ...

me apne mobile me apne khabriyo ko msg karne laga tha Ragini log kya plan kar rahe hai uske bare me jaanne liye..




WAHI DUSRI TARAF DHANANJAY KE FARMHOUSE PAR..

farmhouse ke under Rahul gusse se idhar udhar ghun hue call par bat kar raha tha...

RAHUL :- mandarchodo ..tumhe ek paisa nahi dunga me ab chalo us saale ko marne ki supari le kar khud hi maar khake hospital me pahoch gaye...randi ki aulade saale tum nikkmo ko mene supari deke galti kar di ab me khud hi use khatam karunga..

Or call cut kar deta hai Rahul..

( ye call babu ko hi lagaya hua tha...)

Rahul phir kisiko call karta hai or jaldi se farmhouse par aane ko kehti hai...

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TO BE CONTINUED......

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nice update..!!
ab lucky ki shivu se bhi friendship ho gayi hai..!! yeh rahul kuchh jyada hi uchhal raha hai isko toh sabak sikhana hi padega..!!