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UPDATE - 48
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maa aise hi mere sine par sar rakh kar mere uper hi so gay..
Or me bhi aise hi so gaya..
maa nangi hi so gay thi..

Subhah 4 baje meri nind khul gay.. or jab mene aankhe kholi to maa ka pyara sa shehra dikhay diya... Maa sote hue bahot hi pyaari lag rahi thi...halke halke kuch bal maa ke shehre pe aaye hue the...

mene apne hath se shehre ke bal kan ke piche bhida diye..to nind me bhi maa ke shahere par mast smile aa gay or maa ne mujhe or kas ke pakad liya..


mujhe bhi maa ka yu mere uper sona achha laga raha tha... kitni shukun ki nind so rahi thi maa... ghar ka sara kam akeki karti hai...kitni thak jati hogi par kabhi kisiko nahi kaha ki me thak gay hu... har vakt hamara dhyan rakhna...hamare liye khana banana..phir pura ghar sambhalna...papa to jyada tar job par hi rehte hai ya job ke kam se bahar bhi jana hota hai...tab maa ne hi hume akeleme pal pos ke bada kiya or achhe sanskar bhi diye ...
maa sab ki khushi ke bare me sochti hai par maa ki khushi ke bare me kisine nahi socha...mene bhi..
Par ab se me maa ko har vo khushi dunga jiski maa ko jaroori hai...vo har vakt phir se launga jise maa ne miss kar diya hai..

Me yahi sab soch raha tha ki bahar darvaja khatakhatane ki avaj aay to me apni soch se bahar aaya... maa ki nind bhi khul gay daravaja khatkhatane ki avaj se..

Maa ne jaise hi ankh kholi to mere par nazar padi or pir raat vala seen yaad aa gaya to maa sharm se pani pani ho gay or jab apni halat ka pata chala to jaldi se mere uper se side me utar gay or sadar odh li or ankhe band kar li...

Me ek bar muskuraya or fir jaldi uth kar apna pajama pahen liya or darvaja kholne chala gaya...

Darvaja khola to samne sweaty thi...

SWEATY :- bhai kitni der se me darvaja pit rahi hu...

sweaty ko bich me hi bolne ko rokte hue me bola :- are aaj let soya tha to nind jaldi nahi khuli...tum hall me wait karo me 5 min me fresh hoke aata hu okk..

SWEATY :- thik hai jaldi ja ab washroom me...

Sweaty hall me chali gay or mene maa ko dheere se bola ki ki room under se darvaja band kar le..

Phir me fresh hone chala gaya or thodi der me fresh hoke aaya or fir hum tino jogging karne nikal gaye...
15 min me hum park me pahoch gaye...waha aditi or salma dono mil gay...aditi salma ko bhi sath lay thi exercise karne...

ME :- good morning aditi...good morning salma..

dono: - good morning....

Sweaty or aditi bhi dono ek sath boli :- good morning aditi medam...

ADITI :- are tum dono ko mujhe medam bolne ki jaroorat nahi hai abhi me off duty pe hu...is liye sirf aditi keh sakti ho okkk...or sweaty th to mujhe bahot pasand hai kitni cute hai...really so beautiful..

SWEATY :- thank you...vaise aap bhi bahot Khubhsurat ho..

DIDI :- are to me Khubhsurat nahi hu kya?

ADITI :- hahahaaa....are tu bhi bahot Khubhsurat hai...tum tino bhai bahen bahot Khubhsurat ho...

ME :- aditi in dono ko bhi apne sath exercise karvana me thoda kam se us( ragini ki ghar ki taraf wala road) taraf round mar ke aata hu.. or salma ye meri behne he to apas me jan pehchan kar lena...

Aditi ne okk kaha or salma ne bhi haa me gardan hilay...
Me park mese nikal ke Ragini ke ghar ki taraf jane wale road pe jogging karte hue jane laga..

Thodi der me ragini ke ghar ke samne me pahoch gaya tha....
saala get par watchman betha hua tha to me thode aage jake cort ki diwal se under dekha to ghar ke bahar garden me ragini ki tino betiya exercise or yoga kar rahi thi...

Mene ghar ke har taraf dekha or phir wapis park ki taraf chal pada or raste me mene apne mobile me ek msg kiya ( kis ko msg kiya ye to bad me pata chalega) msg kar ke fir speed se running karte hue park me pahoch gaya...or vaha fir thodi der me aditi or salma ko byy bol kar hum tino ghar chal diye...

Thodi der me hum log ghar aa gaye to maa ne hume dudh or nasta diya...

Maa meri taraf dekh nahi rahi thi..shayad abhi guilty feel kar rahi thi ya sharma rahi thi...
mene soch abhi gym jana hai phir college bhi jana hai college se aake bat karta hu maa se .... dudh khatam kar ke hum tino gym pe nikal gaye ...

Gym se aake fresh hue or taiyar hoke tino niche aaye or maa ne breakfast laga diya table pe to tino ne breakfast finish kiya or jaldi se college nikal gaye...aaj thoda let ho gaya tha hum log college pahoche tab tak lecture start ho gaye the...

DIDI :- chotu aaj to teri vajah let ho gaye... Ab se let mat uthna varna roj hum let ho jayenge...

ME :- are didi ab se dhyan rakhunga... Ab jao tum dono class me ...me bhi jata hu apne class me...

SWEATY :- sir class me bethne de to acha hai nahi to ask ka lecture miss ho jayega...

DIDI :- chal jaldi...

SWEATY sweaty or didi chali gay or didi apne class ke taraf chali gay or sweaty apne..
me bhi apne class ke pas pahoch gaya or class ke under dekha to bc meri gand hi fat gay..under urvashi medam ka lecture chalu tha or urvashi medam padha rahi thi...me samaj gaya ki agar me abhi class me gaya to bhi meri bejjati karke ye wapis merko bahar nikal degi.. is liye me chupchap vaha se bhag gaya or ceenteen me aa gaya...

Ceenteen me aake me ek table par beth gaya or socha mobile check kar leta hu mere msg ka koi reply aaya ki nahi vo...

Mobile nikal ke inbox khola to bahot under 4,5 msg aaye hue the.. mene pehla msg khola to usne likha hua tha...

MSG :- kal din me dhananjay, MLA or ragini..dhananjay ke farmhouse par mile the...under kya bat hue vo to pata nahi chala par mujhe lagta hai ki kuch plan chal raha hai... and raagini aaj subhah hi gonv gay hai haweli par... baki jankaari pata kar ke bata ta bad me..

fir mene dusre msg bhi padhe or fir mobile wapis jeb me rakh kar sochne laga ki ye Ragini achanak haweli par kyu gay gai...kuch to gadbad hai pata karna padega...

abhi me apni soch me hi tha ki mere table pe samne vali chair pe ek ladki aake beth gay or boli.. :- yaar tum to us din ke bad kahi dikh hi nahi rahe..?
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To Be Continued...................

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* Kya Maa aur lucky ka rishta dheere 2 aage bdhega.

* Ragini aisa kya plan kr rhi h jiske liye usko gaon jana pda.

* Kya lucky usko plan ko rok payega.

* aur lucky kis se baat krke sari jankari leta hai kon h wo jo lucky ko ye sari jam kari dera hai.

* kya lucky ragini ke ghr jake kuch kand krega uski beti aur bahu ke sath Qki ragini kuch din apne ghr se door rhegi.

* sweety ke jawab ka kya jo usne lucky ke manga tha apne pyar ka

* Birthday aur kitni door hai qki ab to sweety se bhi sabar nhi ho rha aur mujhse bhi...



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UPDATE - 49​

AB TAK :-

abhi me apni soch me hi tha ki mere table pe samne vali chair pe ek ladki aake beth gay or boli.. :- yaar tum to us din ke bad kahi dikh hi nahi rahe..?



AB AAGE :-


me apni soch se bahar nikla us ladki ki baat sun kar....

ME :- ohh..tum....

LADKI :- haan me par tum kahi khoye hue lag rahe the mujhe...kya baat hai koi ladki pasand aa gay hai kya?..

ME :- are aise koi bat nahi ananya...me to bas madem ne class se bahar nikal diya to soch raha tha ki aise har din class miss hoga to exam me Mark kam aayege mere..

( ye ladki koi or nahi ananya hai)

ANANYA :- konsi madem ne tujhe bahar nikala?

ME :- urvashi medam ne yar..

ANANYA :- ohhh...vo to pehle se hi aisi hai jo bhi uski nazro me ek bar chhd gaya uski band baja ke rehti hai..

ME :- kuch karna padega nahi to exam me mereko fail na kar de.. tujhe kuch pata ho uske bare me to bata na tu to senior hai to kuch to janti hogi na..?.

ANANYA :- janti to hu par badle me tuje meri ek baat manani padegi...bol manjur hai?

ME :- kya baat manani padegi pehle bata...

ANANYA :- are yaar jyada kuch nahi tujhe mere sath pub me chalna padega...meri taraf se party hai..

me socha iski chut me kuch jyada hi khujli ho rahi hai...

ME :- okk chaluga par kab jana hai?

ANANYA :- raat me jayege 9 baje nikle okk.

ME :- thik hai...ab batao urvashi medam ke bare me..

ANANYA :- MLA ki choti bahen hai urvashi medam or tune us din uske bhatije ko mara tha na bas usi ka badla le rahi hai vo tere se..

ME :-hmmm..to ye baat hai... vaise mere sath vo kar rahi hai aisa pehle bhi kisi ke sath kiya hai kya?

ANANYA :- haan... uski adat hai ki kisi ek student ko target kar ke parehsan karne ki...uske samne koi aise vaisi koi bhi harkat ho ya koi bhi galti ho jaise chalu class ne bate karna aisa kuch bhi nazar aa fir vo puri tarah se uske piche hi pad jati hai pura year..

ME :- hmmm ... to mene us din college me marpit ki or vo bhi uske bhatije ki is liye mere piche padi hai.. vaisa vo rehti kaha hai or uske ghar me kon kon hai?

ANANYA :- vo apne ghar me akeli hi rehti hai uska husband vidhes me job karta hai badi company me to yaha vo akeli hi rehti hai.. MLA use apne ghar rehne ko bolta hai par use akele me rehna acha lagta hai shayad..

ME :- hmmm...thank you... mujhe jankari dene ke liye...

ANANYA :- thank you se kam nahi chalega rat ko pub me aaoge tabhi tumhara thank you accept karugi.. par vaise tum karne kya wale ho ye sab jaan kar..?

ME :- kuch nahi bas aise hi .. chal me chalta hu class me urvashi madem ka lecture khatam ho gaya hai... raat ko 9 baje milta hu okk ..

Ananya :- okk kar dena mujhe ...

Fir me class me aa gaya or last wali bench par beth gaya jaha par Bittu akela betha tha..

BITTU :- abe lawde itna let kyu aaya college?

ME :- are yaar aa to me kab ka gaya tha par urvashi medam ka lecture chalu tha to under nahi aaya or ceenteen me chala gaya tha..

BITTU :- haan be ye medam teri gand marne ke piche hi padi hai..

hum log bat kar rahe the ki hanare aage wali bench par ek ladka betha hua tha usne ek letter me kuch likh kar dusri line me ladki bethi hue thi usko diya..ladki ne letter padha or kuch likh kar wapis ladke ko de diya...

Me or bittu un dono ko hi dekh rahe the to jaise hi ladki ne vo letter ladke ko diya to bittu bola..

BITTU :- abe letter hume bhi dikha be kya likha hai usme?

Ladka :- me nahi dikhaunga vo mera personal hai..

ME :- abe agar tune baap ka dudh piya ho to hume vo letter de de..

Bittu :- dede...dede......

Ladka :- me 3 month ka tha tabhi meri maa hume chod kar chali gay thi to mere baap ne hi mujhe dudh pila ke bada kiya hai..

BITTU :- tere baap ka bhi dudh nikal ta hai...

Ladka :- me dukan wale dudh ki bat kar raha hu..

ME :- hahahaaa....hune laga tera baap bhi dudh deta hai..

Me or bittu hasne lage...tabhi professor aa gaya class me lecture dene ..

Professor padha ne laga or me idhar idhar nazar ghuma ke shivvu ko dudhne laga... or mujhe dikh hi gay..aaj last se 3 number wali banch par bethi thi...

me shivu ko dekh hi raha tha ki shivu ne apna sar meri taraf ghumaya to uski nazar mujh se mil gay...or usne 2 min meri ankho me dekha or wapis aage ki taraf dekhne lagi.. or me to use hi dekhta raha pure lecture me...

fir aise hi dusra lecture bhi khatam ho gaya fur break me ..me or bittu ceenteen me chale gaye..
or aaj charo ladies bhi aa gay ceenteen me ( didi, sweaty, Priya,maahi) or hum sab sath me table ke saro tarah chair laga ke beth gaye..

SWEETY :- bhai kaisa gaye lecture tere?

BITTU :- jab lecture me dhyan hoga tab batayega na ki lecture kaise gaye...

SWEETY :- bhai Tu lecture me dhyan nahi deta kya?

ME :- are abhi jo padha rahe hai vo mujhe pehle se sab aata hai...to is liye dhyan nahi deta..

Maahi :- to fir tu class me kya karta hai?

ME :- kuch nahi...bas idhar idhar sab ko dekhta hu ki kon achhe ache se padhay kar raha hai vo bas...

PRIYA :- are mere chotu ki puchtas ho gay ho to kuch khana pine ko order karo..

BITTU :- me jata hu order lene...bola kya lana hai..

fir sab ne apne liye kya lana hai Bittu ko bata diya to bittu mujhe bhi sath le gaya to him dono ne coffee, samoche, coldrink leke aa gaye..

fir sab ne me finish koya bate karte hue or mene bill pay kar diya fir wapis class me chale gaye...ab mene sab subject to nahi padhe hue the to jo nahi aata tha vo padhna mere liye bhi jaroori tha..to me bhi class me aa gaya...

Fir aise hi sare lacture khatam hue or college ki chutti hue phir hum log byy bol kar apne apne ghar nikal gaye... or aaj bhi parking me hume ragini ki tino betiya mil gay thi or unhe dekh kar sweety ko gussa aa gaya Gaya tha is liye hum jaldi ghar nikal gaye the..

Ghar aake hum log fresh hue or phir niche aa gaye maa ne dining table pe khana laga diya tha.. to him hum log khane ke liye beth gaye..

mene dekha ki maa abhi bhi mere se nazre nahi mila pa rahi to me bola..

ME :- maa aap bhi hamare sath khana kha lo..

SWEATY :- haan maa khana hum khud nikal lenge aap bhi beth jao sath me..

MAA :- thik hai..

maa ne meri taraf ek bar dekha or phir chair par beth gay khane ke liye..

Fir hum charo khana khane lage tabhi bich me maa boli...

MAA :- lucky beta tujhe aaj kuch kam hai kya?

ME :- haan maa kam to hai...aap bolo kuch kam tha kya?

MAA :- haan vo kitchen ka thoda sa saman khatam ho gaya tha vo lana tha..

ME :- hmmm.. aap ek kagaz ne likh kar mujhe de do me le aunga gar lotate vakt..abhi mujhe kuch jaroori kam se kahi jana hai is liye..

MAA :- ok..

DIDI :- are maa me or sweaty market se le aayege saman..

MAA :- thik hai fir tum dono jake le aana saman...

ME :- are didi aap rehne do aise akele jana thik nahi hai us market ki taraf bahot aawara kism ke log ghumte hai...me saman le aaunga okk..

SWEETY :- bhai tu jo roj exercise or gym me mehnat karvata hai fir training bhi to use ab hum dono kisi ko bhi nipat lengi...

ME :- pagal abhi tum ek do ka hi samna kar sakti ho agar jyada log hue to... is liye ek month ki training khatam hogi fir to tum dono 20 logo ko bhi akele hi dhul chata dogi ..is liye ek month tak akele nahi jana hai...tujhe pata hai na didi ko kaise us shubham ne pareshan kiya tha..?

MAA :- haan beti lucky sahi keh raha hai tum dono akele nahi jaogi..lucky beta saman lete aayega uska kam khatam kar ke..

ME :- chalo mera khana to ho gaya ...maa aap bolo kya kya lana hai me mobile me likh keta hu ..

Phir maa ne kitchen ka kuch saman mujhe bataye jo lane the or mene mobile me likh liya or phir ghar se nikal gaya bike leke aditi ke ghar...
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Aditi ne darvaja khola or fir me under aake hall me beth gaya jaha salma bethi hue thi or aditi bhi pas beth gay..

( mene college se nikla tha tabhi aditi ko msg kar ke ghar rehne ko bol diya tha)

ME :- aditi doctor ne salma ka report aa lene ko bulaya hai..to hum tino hi chalte hai hospital...

ADITI :- thik hai...

fir hum tino aditi ki car se hospital nikal gaye...
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UPDATE - 48
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maa aise hi mere sine par sar rakh kar mere uper hi so gay..
Or me bhi aise hi so gaya..
maa nangi hi so gay thi..

Subhah 4 baje meri nind khul gay.. or jab mene aankhe kholi to maa ka pyara sa shehra dikhay diya... Maa sote hue bahot hi pyaari lag rahi thi...halke halke kuch bal maa ke shehre pe aaye hue the...

mene apne hath se shehre ke bal kan ke piche bhida diye..to nind me bhi maa ke shahere par mast smile aa gay or maa ne mujhe or kas ke pakad liya..


mujhe bhi maa ka yu mere uper sona achha laga raha tha... kitni shukun ki nind so rahi thi maa... ghar ka sara kam akeki karti hai...kitni thak jati hogi par kabhi kisiko nahi kaha ki me thak gay hu... har vakt hamara dhyan rakhna...hamare liye khana banana..phir pura ghar sambhalna...papa to jyada tar job par hi rehte hai ya job ke kam se bahar bhi jana hota hai...tab maa ne hi hume akeleme pal pos ke bada kiya or achhe sanskar bhi diye ...
maa sab ki khushi ke bare me sochti hai par maa ki khushi ke bare me kisine nahi socha...mene bhi..
Par ab se me maa ko har vo khushi dunga jiski maa ko jaroori hai...vo har vakt phir se launga jise maa ne miss kar diya hai..

Me yahi sab soch raha tha ki bahar darvaja khatakhatane ki avaj aay to me apni soch se bahar aaya... maa ki nind bhi khul gay daravaja khatkhatane ki avaj se..

Maa ne jaise hi ankh kholi to mere par nazar padi or pir raat vala seen yaad aa gaya to maa sharm se pani pani ho gay or jab apni halat ka pata chala to jaldi se mere uper se side me utar gay or sadar odh li or ankhe band kar li...

Me ek bar muskuraya or fir jaldi uth kar apna pajama pahen liya or darvaja kholne chala gaya...

Darvaja khola to samne sweaty thi...

SWEATY :- bhai kitni der se me darvaja pit rahi hu...

sweaty ko bich me hi bolne ko rokte hue me bola :- are aaj let soya tha to nind jaldi nahi khuli...tum hall me wait karo me 5 min me fresh hoke aata hu okk..

SWEATY :- thik hai jaldi ja ab washroom me...

Sweaty hall me chali gay or mene maa ko dheere se bola ki ki room under se darvaja band kar le..

Phir me fresh hone chala gaya or thodi der me fresh hoke aaya or fir hum tino jogging karne nikal gaye...
15 min me hum park me pahoch gaye...waha aditi or salma dono mil gay...aditi salma ko bhi sath lay thi exercise karne...

ME :- good morning aditi...good morning salma..

dono: - good morning....

Sweaty or aditi bhi dono ek sath boli :- good morning aditi medam...

ADITI :- are tum dono ko mujhe medam bolne ki jaroorat nahi hai abhi me off duty pe hu...is liye sirf aditi keh sakti ho okkk...or sweaty th to mujhe bahot pasand hai kitni cute hai...really so beautiful..

SWEATY :- thank you...vaise aap bhi bahot Khubhsurat ho..

DIDI :- are to me Khubhsurat nahi hu kya?

ADITI :- hahahaaa....are tu bhi bahot Khubhsurat hai...tum tino bhai bahen bahot Khubhsurat ho...

ME :- aditi in dono ko bhi apne sath exercise karvana me thoda kam se us( ragini ki ghar ki taraf wala road) taraf round mar ke aata hu.. or salma ye meri behne he to apas me jan pehchan kar lena...

Aditi ne okk kaha or salma ne bhi haa me gardan hilay...
Me park mese nikal ke Ragini ke ghar ki taraf jane wale road pe jogging karte hue jane laga..

Thodi der me ragini ke ghar ke samne me pahoch gaya tha....
saala get par watchman betha hua tha to me thode aage jake cort ki diwal se under dekha to ghar ke bahar garden me ragini ki tino betiya exercise or yoga kar rahi thi...

Mene ghar ke har taraf dekha or phir wapis park ki taraf chal pada or raste me mene apne mobile me ek msg kiya ( kis ko msg kiya ye to bad me pata chalega) msg kar ke fir speed se running karte hue park me pahoch gaya...or vaha fir thodi der me aditi or salma ko byy bol kar hum tino ghar chal diye...

Thodi der me hum log ghar aa gaye to maa ne hume dudh or nasta diya...

Maa meri taraf dekh nahi rahi thi..shayad abhi guilty feel kar rahi thi ya sharma rahi thi...
mene soch abhi gym jana hai phir college bhi jana hai college se aake bat karta hu maa se .... dudh khatam kar ke hum tino gym pe nikal gaye ...

Gym se aake fresh hue or taiyar hoke tino niche aaye or maa ne breakfast laga diya table pe to tino ne breakfast finish kiya or jaldi se college nikal gaye...aaj thoda let ho gaya tha hum log college pahoche tab tak lecture start ho gaye the...

DIDI :- chotu aaj to teri vajah let ho gaye... Ab se let mat uthna varna roj hum let ho jayenge...

ME :- are didi ab se dhyan rakhunga... Ab jao tum dono class me ...me bhi jata hu apne class me...

SWEATY :- sir class me bethne de to acha hai nahi to ask ka lecture miss ho jayega...

DIDI :- chal jaldi...

SWEATY sweaty or didi chali gay or didi apne class ke taraf chali gay or sweaty apne..
me bhi apne class ke pas pahoch gaya or class ke under dekha to bc meri gand hi fat gay..under urvashi medam ka lecture chalu tha or urvashi medam padha rahi thi...me samaj gaya ki agar me abhi class me gaya to bhi meri bejjati karke ye wapis merko bahar nikal degi.. is liye me chupchap vaha se bhag gaya or ceenteen me aa gaya...

Ceenteen me aake me ek table par beth gaya or socha mobile check kar leta hu mere msg ka koi reply aaya ki nahi vo...

Mobile nikal ke inbox khola to bahot under 4,5 msg aaye hue the.. mene pehla msg khola to usne likha hua tha...

MSG :- kal din me dhananjay, MLA or ragini..dhananjay ke farmhouse par mile the...under kya bat hue vo to pata nahi chala par mujhe lagta hai ki kuch plan chal raha hai... and raagini aaj subhah hi gonv gay hai haweli par... baki jankaari pata kar ke bata ta bad me..

fir mene dusre msg bhi padhe or fir mobile wapis jeb me rakh kar sochne laga ki ye Ragini achanak haweli par kyu gay gai...kuch to gadbad hai pata karna padega...

abhi me apni soch me hi tha ki mere table pe samne vali chair pe ek ladki aake beth gay or boli.. :- yaar tum to us din ke bad kahi dikh hi nahi rahe..?
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To Be Continued...................

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UPDATE - 49​

AB TAK :-

abhi me apni soch me hi tha ki mere table pe samne vali chair pe ek ladki aake beth gay or boli.. :- yaar tum to us din ke bad kahi dikh hi nahi rahe..?



AB AAGE :-


me apni soch se bahar nikla us ladki ki baat sun kar....

ME :- ohh..tum....

LADKI :- haan me par tum kahi khoye hue lag rahe the mujhe...kya baat hai koi ladki pasand aa gay hai kya?..

ME :- are aise koi bat nahi ananya...me to bas madem ne class se bahar nikal diya to soch raha tha ki aise har din class miss hoga to exam me Mark kam aayege mere..

( ye ladki koi or nahi ananya hai)

ANANYA :- konsi madem ne tujhe bahar nikala?

ME :- urvashi medam ne yar..

ANANYA :- ohhh...vo to pehle se hi aisi hai jo bhi uski nazro me ek bar chhd gaya uski band baja ke rehti hai..

ME :- kuch karna padega nahi to exam me mereko fail na kar de.. tujhe kuch pata ho uske bare me to bata na tu to senior hai to kuch to janti hogi na..?.

ANANYA :- janti to hu par badle me tuje meri ek baat manani padegi...bol manjur hai?

ME :- kya baat manani padegi pehle bata...

ANANYA :- are yaar jyada kuch nahi tujhe mere sath pub me chalna padega...meri taraf se party hai..

me socha iski chut me kuch jyada hi khujli ho rahi hai...

ME :- okk chaluga par kab jana hai?

ANANYA :- raat me jayege 9 baje nikle okk.

ME :- thik hai...ab batao urvashi medam ke bare me..

ANANYA :- MLA ki choti bahen hai urvashi medam or tune us din uske bhatije ko mara tha na bas usi ka badla le rahi hai vo tere se..

ME :-hmmm..to ye baat hai... vaise mere sath vo kar rahi hai aisa pehle bhi kisi ke sath kiya hai kya?

ANANYA :- haan... uski adat hai ki kisi ek student ko target kar ke parehsan karne ki...uske samne koi aise vaisi koi bhi harkat ho ya koi bhi galti ho jaise chalu class ne bate karna aisa kuch bhi nazar aa fir vo puri tarah se uske piche hi pad jati hai pura year..

ME :- hmmm ... to mene us din college me marpit ki or vo bhi uske bhatije ki is liye mere piche padi hai.. vaisa vo rehti kaha hai or uske ghar me kon kon hai?

ANANYA :- vo apne ghar me akeli hi rehti hai uska husband vidhes me job karta hai badi company me to yaha vo akeli hi rehti hai.. MLA use apne ghar rehne ko bolta hai par use akele me rehna acha lagta hai shayad..

ME :- hmmm...thank you... mujhe jankari dene ke liye...

ANANYA :- thank you se kam nahi chalega rat ko pub me aaoge tabhi tumhara thank you accept karugi.. par vaise tum karne kya wale ho ye sab jaan kar..?

ME :- kuch nahi bas aise hi .. chal me chalta hu class me urvashi madem ka lecture khatam ho gaya hai... raat ko 9 baje milta hu okk ..

Ananya :- okk kar dena mujhe ...

Fir me class me aa gaya or last wali bench par beth gaya jaha par Bittu akela betha tha..

BITTU :- abe lawde itna let kyu aaya college?

ME :- are yaar aa to me kab ka gaya tha par urvashi medam ka lecture chalu tha to under nahi aaya or ceenteen me chala gaya tha..

BITTU :- haan be ye medam teri gand marne ke piche hi padi hai..

hum log bat kar rahe the ki hanare aage wali bench par ek ladka betha hua tha usne ek letter me kuch likh kar dusri line me ladki bethi hue thi usko diya..ladki ne letter padha or kuch likh kar wapis ladke ko de diya...

Me or bittu un dono ko hi dekh rahe the to jaise hi ladki ne vo letter ladke ko diya to bittu bola..

BITTU :- abe letter hume bhi dikha be kya likha hai usme?

Ladka :- me nahi dikhaunga vo mera personal hai..

ME :- abe agar tune baap ka dudh piya ho to hume vo letter de de..

Bittu :- dede...dede......

Ladka :- me 3 month ka tha tabhi meri maa hume chod kar chali gay thi to mere baap ne hi mujhe dudh pila ke bada kiya hai..

BITTU :- tere baap ka bhi dudh nikal ta hai...

Ladka :- me dukan wale dudh ki bat kar raha hu..

ME :- hahahaaa....hune laga tera baap bhi dudh deta hai..

Me or bittu hasne lage...tabhi professor aa gaya class me lecture dene ..

Professor padha ne laga or me idhar idhar nazar ghuma ke shivvu ko dudhne laga... or mujhe dikh hi gay..aaj last se 3 number wali banch par bethi thi...

me shivu ko dekh hi raha tha ki shivu ne apna sar meri taraf ghumaya to uski nazar mujh se mil gay...or usne 2 min meri ankho me dekha or wapis aage ki taraf dekhne lagi.. or me to use hi dekhta raha pure lecture me...

fir aise hi dusra lecture bhi khatam ho gaya fur break me ..me or bittu ceenteen me chale gaye..
or aaj charo ladies bhi aa gay ceenteen me ( didi, sweaty, Priya,maahi) or hum sab sath me table ke saro tarah chair laga ke beth gaye..

SWEETY :- bhai kaisa gaye lecture tere?

BITTU :- jab lecture me dhyan hoga tab batayega na ki lecture kaise gaye...

SWEETY :- bhai Tu lecture me dhyan nahi deta kya?

ME :- are abhi jo padha rahe hai vo mujhe pehle se sab aata hai...to is liye dhyan nahi deta..

Maahi :- to fir tu class me kya karta hai?

ME :- kuch nahi...bas idhar idhar sab ko dekhta hu ki kon achhe ache se padhay kar raha hai vo bas...

PRIYA :- are mere chotu ki puchtas ho gay ho to kuch khana pine ko order karo..

BITTU :- me jata hu order lene...bola kya lana hai..

fir sab ne apne liye kya lana hai Bittu ko bata diya to bittu mujhe bhi sath le gaya to him dono ne coffee, samoche, coldrink leke aa gaye..

fir sab ne me finish koya bate karte hue or mene bill pay kar diya fir wapis class me chale gaye...ab mene sab subject to nahi padhe hue the to jo nahi aata tha vo padhna mere liye bhi jaroori tha..to me bhi class me aa gaya...

Fir aise hi sare lacture khatam hue or college ki chutti hue phir hum log byy bol kar apne apne ghar nikal gaye... or aaj bhi parking me hume ragini ki tino betiya mil gay thi or unhe dekh kar sweety ko gussa aa gaya Gaya tha is liye hum jaldi ghar nikal gaye the..

Ghar aake hum log fresh hue or phir niche aa gaye maa ne dining table pe khana laga diya tha.. to him hum log khane ke liye beth gaye..

mene dekha ki maa abhi bhi mere se nazre nahi mila pa rahi to me bola..

ME :- maa aap bhi hamare sath khana kha lo..

SWEATY :- haan maa khana hum khud nikal lenge aap bhi beth jao sath me..

MAA :- thik hai..

maa ne meri taraf ek bar dekha or phir chair par beth gay khane ke liye..

Fir hum charo khana khane lage tabhi bich me maa boli...

MAA :- lucky beta tujhe aaj kuch kam hai kya?

ME :- haan maa kam to hai...aap bolo kuch kam tha kya?

MAA :- haan vo kitchen ka thoda sa saman khatam ho gaya tha vo lana tha..

ME :- hmmm.. aap ek kagaz ne likh kar mujhe de do me le aunga gar lotate vakt..abhi mujhe kuch jaroori kam se kahi jana hai is liye..

MAA :- ok..

DIDI :- are maa me or sweaty market se le aayege saman..

MAA :- thik hai fir tum dono jake le aana saman...

ME :- are didi aap rehne do aise akele jana thik nahi hai us market ki taraf bahot aawara kism ke log ghumte hai...me saman le aaunga okk..

SWEETY :- bhai tu jo roj exercise or gym me mehnat karvata hai fir training bhi to use ab hum dono kisi ko bhi nipat lengi...

ME :- pagal abhi tum ek do ka hi samna kar sakti ho agar jyada log hue to... is liye ek month ki training khatam hogi fir to tum dono 20 logo ko bhi akele hi dhul chata dogi ..is liye ek month tak akele nahi jana hai...tujhe pata hai na didi ko kaise us shubham ne pareshan kiya tha..?

MAA :- haan beti lucky sahi keh raha hai tum dono akele nahi jaogi..lucky beta saman lete aayega uska kam khatam kar ke..

ME :- chalo mera khana to ho gaya ...maa aap bolo kya kya lana hai me mobile me likh keta hu ..

Phir maa ne kitchen ka kuch saman mujhe bataye jo lane the or mene mobile me likh liya or phir ghar se nikal gaya bike leke aditi ke ghar...
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Aditi ne darvaja khola or fir me under aake hall me beth gaya jaha salma bethi hue thi or aditi bhi pas beth gay..

( mene college se nikla tha tabhi aditi ko msg kar ke ghar rehne ko bol diya tha)

ME :- aditi doctor ne salma ka report aa lene ko bulaya hai..to hum tino hi chalte hai hospital...

ADITI :- thik hai...

fir hum tino aditi ki car se hospital nikal gaye...
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To be continued..............

Badhiya zaberdast
Shaandaar update bhai

 

[Sauravb]

Lucky ki maa uneasy fill kar rahi he lucky k sammne.lucky sayad jo Shivani ki bhabi ko msg kiya tha ragini ki planning ko janne k liye.usko kuch gadbad lag raha he.urvashi madam to mla ka behen nikli apni bhatije ka badla le rahi he lucky see.. Ananya ko bhi lucky chahiye ..kis kis se pyar karega bichara lucky.. Fantastic updates

 

[FallenAngel]

UPDATE - 49​

AB TAK :-

abhi me apni soch me hi tha ki mere table pe samne vali chair pe ek ladki aake beth gay or boli.. :- yaar tum to us din ke bad kahi dikh hi nahi rahe..?



AB AAGE :-


me apni soch se bahar nikla us ladki ki baat sun kar....

ME :- ohh..tum....

LADKI :- haan me par tum kahi khoye hue lag rahe the mujhe...kya baat hai koi ladki pasand aa gay hai kya?..

ME :- are aise koi bat nahi ananya...me to bas madem ne class se bahar nikal diya to soch raha tha ki aise har din class miss hoga to exam me Mark kam aayege mere..

( ye ladki koi or nahi ananya hai)

ANANYA :- konsi madem ne tujhe bahar nikala?

ME :- urvashi medam ne yar..

ANANYA :- ohhh...vo to pehle se hi aisi hai jo bhi uski nazro me ek bar chhd gaya uski band baja ke rehti hai..

ME :- kuch karna padega nahi to exam me mereko fail na kar de.. tujhe kuch pata ho uske bare me to bata na tu to senior hai to kuch to janti hogi na..?.

ANANYA :- janti to hu par badle me tuje meri ek baat manani padegi...bol manjur hai?

ME :- kya baat manani padegi pehle bata...

ANANYA :- are yaar jyada kuch nahi tujhe mere sath pub me chalna padega...meri taraf se party hai..

me socha iski chut me kuch jyada hi khujli ho rahi hai...

ME :- okk chaluga par kab jana hai?

ANANYA :- raat me jayege 9 baje nikle okk.

ME :- thik hai...ab batao urvashi medam ke bare me..

ANANYA :- MLA ki choti bahen hai urvashi medam or tune us din uske bhatije ko mara tha na bas usi ka badla le rahi hai vo tere se..

ME :-hmmm..to ye baat hai... vaise mere sath vo kar rahi hai aisa pehle bhi kisi ke sath kiya hai kya?

ANANYA :- haan... uski adat hai ki kisi ek student ko target kar ke parehsan karne ki...uske samne koi aise vaisi koi bhi harkat ho ya koi bhi galti ho jaise chalu class ne bate karna aisa kuch bhi nazar aa fir vo puri tarah se uske piche hi pad jati hai pura year..

ME :- hmmm ... to mene us din college me marpit ki or vo bhi uske bhatije ki is liye mere piche padi hai.. vaisa vo rehti kaha hai or uske ghar me kon kon hai?

ANANYA :- vo apne ghar me akeli hi rehti hai uska husband vidhes me job karta hai badi company me to yaha vo akeli hi rehti hai.. MLA use apne ghar rehne ko bolta hai par use akele me rehna acha lagta hai shayad..

ME :- hmmm...thank you... mujhe jankari dene ke liye...

ANANYA :- thank you se kam nahi chalega rat ko pub me aaoge tabhi tumhara thank you accept karugi.. par vaise tum karne kya wale ho ye sab jaan kar..?

ME :- kuch nahi bas aise hi .. chal me chalta hu class me urvashi madem ka lecture khatam ho gaya hai... raat ko 9 baje milta hu okk ..

Ananya :- okk kar dena mujhe ...

Fir me class me aa gaya or last wali bench par beth gaya jaha par Bittu akela betha tha..

BITTU :- abe lawde itna let kyu aaya college?

ME :- are yaar aa to me kab ka gaya tha par urvashi medam ka lecture chalu tha to under nahi aaya or ceenteen me chala gaya tha..

BITTU :- haan be ye medam teri gand marne ke piche hi padi hai..

hum log bat kar rahe the ki hanare aage wali bench par ek ladka betha hua tha usne ek letter me kuch likh kar dusri line me ladki bethi hue thi usko diya..ladki ne letter padha or kuch likh kar wapis ladke ko de diya...

Me or bittu un dono ko hi dekh rahe the to jaise hi ladki ne vo letter ladke ko diya to bittu bola..

BITTU :- abe letter hume bhi dikha be kya likha hai usme?

Ladka :- me nahi dikhaunga vo mera personal hai..

ME :- abe agar tune baap ka dudh piya ho to hume vo letter de de..

Bittu :- dede...dede......

Ladka :- me 3 month ka tha tabhi meri maa hume chod kar chali gay thi to mere baap ne hi mujhe dudh pila ke bada kiya hai..

BITTU :- tere baap ka bhi dudh nikal ta hai...

Ladka :- me dukan wale dudh ki bat kar raha hu..

ME :- hahahaaa....hune laga tera baap bhi dudh deta hai..

Me or bittu hasne lage...tabhi professor aa gaya class me lecture dene ..

Professor padha ne laga or me idhar idhar nazar ghuma ke shivvu ko dudhne laga... or mujhe dikh hi gay..aaj last se 3 number wali banch par bethi thi...

me shivu ko dekh hi raha tha ki shivu ne apna sar meri taraf ghumaya to uski nazar mujh se mil gay...or usne 2 min meri ankho me dekha or wapis aage ki taraf dekhne lagi.. or me to use hi dekhta raha pure lecture me...

fir aise hi dusra lecture bhi khatam ho gaya fur break me ..me or bittu ceenteen me chale gaye..
or aaj charo ladies bhi aa gay ceenteen me ( didi, sweaty, Priya,maahi) or hum sab sath me table ke saro tarah chair laga ke beth gaye..

SWEETY :- bhai kaisa gaye lecture tere?

BITTU :- jab lecture me dhyan hoga tab batayega na ki lecture kaise gaye...

SWEETY :- bhai Tu lecture me dhyan nahi deta kya?

ME :- are abhi jo padha rahe hai vo mujhe pehle se sab aata hai...to is liye dhyan nahi deta..

Maahi :- to fir tu class me kya karta hai?

ME :- kuch nahi...bas idhar idhar sab ko dekhta hu ki kon achhe ache se padhay kar raha hai vo bas...

PRIYA :- are mere chotu ki puchtas ho gay ho to kuch khana pine ko order karo..

BITTU :- me jata hu order lene...bola kya lana hai..

fir sab ne apne liye kya lana hai Bittu ko bata diya to bittu mujhe bhi sath le gaya to him dono ne coffee, samoche, coldrink leke aa gaye..

fir sab ne me finish koya bate karte hue or mene bill pay kar diya fir wapis class me chale gaye...ab mene sab subject to nahi padhe hue the to jo nahi aata tha vo padhna mere liye bhi jaroori tha..to me bhi class me aa gaya...

Fir aise hi sare lacture khatam hue or college ki chutti hue phir hum log byy bol kar apne apne ghar nikal gaye... or aaj bhi parking me hume ragini ki tino betiya mil gay thi or unhe dekh kar sweety ko gussa aa gaya Gaya tha is liye hum jaldi ghar nikal gaye the..

Ghar aake hum log fresh hue or phir niche aa gaye maa ne dining table pe khana laga diya tha.. to him hum log khane ke liye beth gaye..

mene dekha ki maa abhi bhi mere se nazre nahi mila pa rahi to me bola..

ME :- maa aap bhi hamare sath khana kha lo..

SWEATY :- haan maa khana hum khud nikal lenge aap bhi beth jao sath me..

MAA :- thik hai..

maa ne meri taraf ek bar dekha or phir chair par beth gay khane ke liye..

Fir hum charo khana khane lage tabhi bich me maa boli...

MAA :- lucky beta tujhe aaj kuch kam hai kya?

ME :- haan maa kam to hai...aap bolo kuch kam tha kya?

MAA :- haan vo kitchen ka thoda sa saman khatam ho gaya tha vo lana tha..

ME :- hmmm.. aap ek kagaz ne likh kar mujhe de do me le aunga gar lotate vakt..abhi mujhe kuch jaroori kam se kahi jana hai is liye..

MAA :- ok..

DIDI :- are maa me or sweaty market se le aayege saman..

MAA :- thik hai fir tum dono jake le aana saman...

ME :- are didi aap rehne do aise akele jana thik nahi hai us market ki taraf bahot aawara kism ke log ghumte hai...me saman le aaunga okk..

SWEETY :- bhai tu jo roj exercise or gym me mehnat karvata hai fir training bhi to use ab hum dono kisi ko bhi nipat lengi...

ME :- pagal abhi tum ek do ka hi samna kar sakti ho agar jyada log hue to... is liye ek month ki training khatam hogi fir to tum dono 20 logo ko bhi akele hi dhul chata dogi ..is liye ek month tak akele nahi jana hai...tujhe pata hai na didi ko kaise us shubham ne pareshan kiya tha..?

MAA :- haan beti lucky sahi keh raha hai tum dono akele nahi jaogi..lucky beta saman lete aayega uska kam khatam kar ke..

ME :- chalo mera khana to ho gaya ...maa aap bolo kya kya lana hai me mobile me likh keta hu ..

Phir maa ne kitchen ka kuch saman mujhe bataye jo lane the or mene mobile me likh liya or phir ghar se nikal gaya bike leke aditi ke ghar...
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Aditi ne darvaja khola or fir me under aake hall me beth gaya jaha salma bethi hue thi or aditi bhi pas beth gay..

( mene college se nikla tha tabhi aditi ko msg kar ke ghar rehne ko bol diya tha)

ME :- aditi doctor ne salma ka report aa lene ko bulaya hai..to hum tino hi chalte hai hospital...

ADITI :- thik hai...

fir hum tino aditi ki car se hospital nikal gaye...
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To be continued..............

Wow lovely amazing superb update bro

 

[jayantaDS]

UPDATE - 48
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maa aise hi mere sine par sar rakh kar mere uper hi so gay..
Or me bhi aise hi so gaya..
maa nangi hi so gay thi..

Subhah 4 baje meri nind khul gay.. or jab mene aankhe kholi to maa ka pyara sa shehra dikhay diya... Maa sote hue bahot hi pyaari lag rahi thi...halke halke kuch bal maa ke shehre pe aaye hue the...

mene apne hath se shehre ke bal kan ke piche bhida diye..to nind me bhi maa ke shahere par mast smile aa gay or maa ne mujhe or kas ke pakad liya..


mujhe bhi maa ka yu mere uper sona achha laga raha tha... kitni shukun ki nind so rahi thi maa... ghar ka sara kam akeki karti hai...kitni thak jati hogi par kabhi kisiko nahi kaha ki me thak gay hu... har vakt hamara dhyan rakhna...hamare liye khana banana..phir pura ghar sambhalna...papa to jyada tar job par hi rehte hai ya job ke kam se bahar bhi jana hota hai...tab maa ne hi hume akeleme pal pos ke bada kiya or achhe sanskar bhi diye ...
maa sab ki khushi ke bare me sochti hai par maa ki khushi ke bare me kisine nahi socha...mene bhi..
Par ab se me maa ko har vo khushi dunga jiski maa ko jaroori hai...vo har vakt phir se launga jise maa ne miss kar diya hai..

Me yahi sab soch raha tha ki bahar darvaja khatakhatane ki avaj aay to me apni soch se bahar aaya... maa ki nind bhi khul gay daravaja khatkhatane ki avaj se..

Maa ne jaise hi ankh kholi to mere par nazar padi or pir raat vala seen yaad aa gaya to maa sharm se pani pani ho gay or jab apni halat ka pata chala to jaldi se mere uper se side me utar gay or sadar odh li or ankhe band kar li...

Me ek bar muskuraya or fir jaldi uth kar apna pajama pahen liya or darvaja kholne chala gaya...

Darvaja khola to samne sweaty thi...

SWEATY :- bhai kitni der se me darvaja pit rahi hu...

sweaty ko bich me hi bolne ko rokte hue me bola :- are aaj let soya tha to nind jaldi nahi khuli...tum hall me wait karo me 5 min me fresh hoke aata hu okk..

SWEATY :- thik hai jaldi ja ab washroom me...

Sweaty hall me chali gay or mene maa ko dheere se bola ki ki room under se darvaja band kar le..

Phir me fresh hone chala gaya or thodi der me fresh hoke aaya or fir hum tino jogging karne nikal gaye...
15 min me hum park me pahoch gaye...waha aditi or salma dono mil gay...aditi salma ko bhi sath lay thi exercise karne...

ME :- good morning aditi...good morning salma..

dono: - good morning....

Sweaty or aditi bhi dono ek sath boli :- good morning aditi medam...

ADITI :- are tum dono ko mujhe medam bolne ki jaroorat nahi hai abhi me off duty pe hu...is liye sirf aditi keh sakti ho okkk...or sweaty th to mujhe bahot pasand hai kitni cute hai...really so beautiful..

SWEATY :- thank you...vaise aap bhi bahot Khubhsurat ho..

DIDI :- are to me Khubhsurat nahi hu kya?

ADITI :- hahahaaa....are tu bhi bahot Khubhsurat hai...tum tino bhai bahen bahot Khubhsurat ho...

ME :- aditi in dono ko bhi apne sath exercise karvana me thoda kam se us( ragini ki ghar ki taraf wala road) taraf round mar ke aata hu.. or salma ye meri behne he to apas me jan pehchan kar lena...

Aditi ne okk kaha or salma ne bhi haa me gardan hilay...
Me park mese nikal ke Ragini ke ghar ki taraf jane wale road pe jogging karte hue jane laga..

Thodi der me ragini ke ghar ke samne me pahoch gaya tha....
saala get par watchman betha hua tha to me thode aage jake cort ki diwal se under dekha to ghar ke bahar garden me ragini ki tino betiya exercise or yoga kar rahi thi...

Mene ghar ke har taraf dekha or phir wapis park ki taraf chal pada or raste me mene apne mobile me ek msg kiya ( kis ko msg kiya ye to bad me pata chalega) msg kar ke fir speed se running karte hue park me pahoch gaya...or vaha fir thodi der me aditi or salma ko byy bol kar hum tino ghar chal diye...

Thodi der me hum log ghar aa gaye to maa ne hume dudh or nasta diya...

Maa meri taraf dekh nahi rahi thi..shayad abhi guilty feel kar rahi thi ya sharma rahi thi...
mene soch abhi gym jana hai phir college bhi jana hai college se aake bat karta hu maa se .... dudh khatam kar ke hum tino gym pe nikal gaye ...

Gym se aake fresh hue or taiyar hoke tino niche aaye or maa ne breakfast laga diya table pe to tino ne breakfast finish kiya or jaldi se college nikal gaye...aaj thoda let ho gaya tha hum log college pahoche tab tak lecture start ho gaye the...

DIDI :- chotu aaj to teri vajah let ho gaye... Ab se let mat uthna varna roj hum let ho jayenge...

ME :- are didi ab se dhyan rakhunga... Ab jao tum dono class me ...me bhi jata hu apne class me...

SWEATY :- sir class me bethne de to acha hai nahi to ask ka lecture miss ho jayega...

DIDI :- chal jaldi...

SWEATY sweaty or didi chali gay or didi apne class ke taraf chali gay or sweaty apne..
me bhi apne class ke pas pahoch gaya or class ke under dekha to bc meri gand hi fat gay..under urvashi medam ka lecture chalu tha or urvashi medam padha rahi thi...me samaj gaya ki agar me abhi class me gaya to bhi meri bejjati karke ye wapis merko bahar nikal degi.. is liye me chupchap vaha se bhag gaya or ceenteen me aa gaya...

Ceenteen me aake me ek table par beth gaya or socha mobile check kar leta hu mere msg ka koi reply aaya ki nahi vo...

Mobile nikal ke inbox khola to bahot under 4,5 msg aaye hue the.. mene pehla msg khola to usne likha hua tha...

MSG :- kal din me dhananjay, MLA or ragini..dhananjay ke farmhouse par mile the...under kya bat hue vo to pata nahi chala par mujhe lagta hai ki kuch plan chal raha hai... and raagini aaj subhah hi gonv gay hai haweli par... baki jankaari pata kar ke bata ta bad me..

fir mene dusre msg bhi padhe or fir mobile wapis jeb me rakh kar sochne laga ki ye Ragini achanak haweli par kyu gay gai...kuch to gadbad hai pata karna padega...

abhi me apni soch me hi tha ki mere table pe samne vali chair pe ek ladki aake beth gay or boli.. :- yaar tum to us din ke bad kahi dikh hi nahi rahe..?
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To Be Continued...................

rocking updated

 

[jayantaDS]

UPDATE - 49​

AB TAK :-

abhi me apni soch me hi tha ki mere table pe samne vali chair pe ek ladki aake beth gay or boli.. :- yaar tum to us din ke bad kahi dikh hi nahi rahe..?



AB AAGE :-


me apni soch se bahar nikla us ladki ki baat sun kar....

ME :- ohh..tum....

LADKI :- haan me par tum kahi khoye hue lag rahe the mujhe...kya baat hai koi ladki pasand aa gay hai kya?..

ME :- are aise koi bat nahi ananya...me to bas madem ne class se bahar nikal diya to soch raha tha ki aise har din class miss hoga to exam me Mark kam aayege mere..

( ye ladki koi or nahi ananya hai)

ANANYA :- konsi madem ne tujhe bahar nikala?

ME :- urvashi medam ne yar..

ANANYA :- ohhh...vo to pehle se hi aisi hai jo bhi uski nazro me ek bar chhd gaya uski band baja ke rehti hai..

ME :- kuch karna padega nahi to exam me mereko fail na kar de.. tujhe kuch pata ho uske bare me to bata na tu to senior hai to kuch to janti hogi na..?.

ANANYA :- janti to hu par badle me tuje meri ek baat manani padegi...bol manjur hai?

ME :- kya baat manani padegi pehle bata...

ANANYA :- are yaar jyada kuch nahi tujhe mere sath pub me chalna padega...meri taraf se party hai..

me socha iski chut me kuch jyada hi khujli ho rahi hai...

ME :- okk chaluga par kab jana hai?

ANANYA :- raat me jayege 9 baje nikle okk.

ME :- thik hai...ab batao urvashi medam ke bare me..

ANANYA :- MLA ki choti bahen hai urvashi medam or tune us din uske bhatije ko mara tha na bas usi ka badla le rahi hai vo tere se..

ME :-hmmm..to ye baat hai... vaise mere sath vo kar rahi hai aisa pehle bhi kisi ke sath kiya hai kya?

ANANYA :- haan... uski adat hai ki kisi ek student ko target kar ke parehsan karne ki...uske samne koi aise vaisi koi bhi harkat ho ya koi bhi galti ho jaise chalu class ne bate karna aisa kuch bhi nazar aa fir vo puri tarah se uske piche hi pad jati hai pura year..

ME :- hmmm ... to mene us din college me marpit ki or vo bhi uske bhatije ki is liye mere piche padi hai.. vaisa vo rehti kaha hai or uske ghar me kon kon hai?

ANANYA :- vo apne ghar me akeli hi rehti hai uska husband vidhes me job karta hai badi company me to yaha vo akeli hi rehti hai.. MLA use apne ghar rehne ko bolta hai par use akele me rehna acha lagta hai shayad..

ME :- hmmm...thank you... mujhe jankari dene ke liye...

ANANYA :- thank you se kam nahi chalega rat ko pub me aaoge tabhi tumhara thank you accept karugi.. par vaise tum karne kya wale ho ye sab jaan kar..?

ME :- kuch nahi bas aise hi .. chal me chalta hu class me urvashi madem ka lecture khatam ho gaya hai... raat ko 9 baje milta hu okk ..

Ananya :- okk kar dena mujhe ...

Fir me class me aa gaya or last wali bench par beth gaya jaha par Bittu akela betha tha..

BITTU :- abe lawde itna let kyu aaya college?

ME :- are yaar aa to me kab ka gaya tha par urvashi medam ka lecture chalu tha to under nahi aaya or ceenteen me chala gaya tha..

BITTU :- haan be ye medam teri gand marne ke piche hi padi hai..

hum log bat kar rahe the ki hanare aage wali bench par ek ladka betha hua tha usne ek letter me kuch likh kar dusri line me ladki bethi hue thi usko diya..ladki ne letter padha or kuch likh kar wapis ladke ko de diya...

Me or bittu un dono ko hi dekh rahe the to jaise hi ladki ne vo letter ladke ko diya to bittu bola..

BITTU :- abe letter hume bhi dikha be kya likha hai usme?

Ladka :- me nahi dikhaunga vo mera personal hai..

ME :- abe agar tune baap ka dudh piya ho to hume vo letter de de..

Bittu :- dede...dede......

Ladka :- me 3 month ka tha tabhi meri maa hume chod kar chali gay thi to mere baap ne hi mujhe dudh pila ke bada kiya hai..

BITTU :- tere baap ka bhi dudh nikal ta hai...

Ladka :- me dukan wale dudh ki bat kar raha hu..

ME :- hahahaaa....hune laga tera baap bhi dudh deta hai..

Me or bittu hasne lage...tabhi professor aa gaya class me lecture dene ..

Professor padha ne laga or me idhar idhar nazar ghuma ke shivvu ko dudhne laga... or mujhe dikh hi gay..aaj last se 3 number wali banch par bethi thi...

me shivu ko dekh hi raha tha ki shivu ne apna sar meri taraf ghumaya to uski nazar mujh se mil gay...or usne 2 min meri ankho me dekha or wapis aage ki taraf dekhne lagi.. or me to use hi dekhta raha pure lecture me...

fir aise hi dusra lecture bhi khatam ho gaya fur break me ..me or bittu ceenteen me chale gaye..
or aaj charo ladies bhi aa gay ceenteen me ( didi, sweaty, Priya,maahi) or hum sab sath me table ke saro tarah chair laga ke beth gaye..

SWEETY :- bhai kaisa gaye lecture tere?

BITTU :- jab lecture me dhyan hoga tab batayega na ki lecture kaise gaye...

SWEETY :- bhai Tu lecture me dhyan nahi deta kya?

ME :- are abhi jo padha rahe hai vo mujhe pehle se sab aata hai...to is liye dhyan nahi deta..

Maahi :- to fir tu class me kya karta hai?

ME :- kuch nahi...bas idhar idhar sab ko dekhta hu ki kon achhe ache se padhay kar raha hai vo bas...

PRIYA :- are mere chotu ki puchtas ho gay ho to kuch khana pine ko order karo..

BITTU :- me jata hu order lene...bola kya lana hai..

fir sab ne apne liye kya lana hai Bittu ko bata diya to bittu mujhe bhi sath le gaya to him dono ne coffee, samoche, coldrink leke aa gaye..

fir sab ne me finish koya bate karte hue or mene bill pay kar diya fir wapis class me chale gaye...ab mene sab subject to nahi padhe hue the to jo nahi aata tha vo padhna mere liye bhi jaroori tha..to me bhi class me aa gaya...

Fir aise hi sare lacture khatam hue or college ki chutti hue phir hum log byy bol kar apne apne ghar nikal gaye... or aaj bhi parking me hume ragini ki tino betiya mil gay thi or unhe dekh kar sweety ko gussa aa gaya Gaya tha is liye hum jaldi ghar nikal gaye the..

Ghar aake hum log fresh hue or phir niche aa gaye maa ne dining table pe khana laga diya tha.. to him hum log khane ke liye beth gaye..

mene dekha ki maa abhi bhi mere se nazre nahi mila pa rahi to me bola..

ME :- maa aap bhi hamare sath khana kha lo..

SWEATY :- haan maa khana hum khud nikal lenge aap bhi beth jao sath me..

MAA :- thik hai..

maa ne meri taraf ek bar dekha or phir chair par beth gay khane ke liye..

Fir hum charo khana khane lage tabhi bich me maa boli...

MAA :- lucky beta tujhe aaj kuch kam hai kya?

ME :- haan maa kam to hai...aap bolo kuch kam tha kya?

MAA :- haan vo kitchen ka thoda sa saman khatam ho gaya tha vo lana tha..

ME :- hmmm.. aap ek kagaz ne likh kar mujhe de do me le aunga gar lotate vakt..abhi mujhe kuch jaroori kam se kahi jana hai is liye..

MAA :- ok..

DIDI :- are maa me or sweaty market se le aayege saman..

MAA :- thik hai fir tum dono jake le aana saman...

ME :- are didi aap rehne do aise akele jana thik nahi hai us market ki taraf bahot aawara kism ke log ghumte hai...me saman le aaunga okk..

SWEETY :- bhai tu jo roj exercise or gym me mehnat karvata hai fir training bhi to use ab hum dono kisi ko bhi nipat lengi...

ME :- pagal abhi tum ek do ka hi samna kar sakti ho agar jyada log hue to... is liye ek month ki training khatam hogi fir to tum dono 20 logo ko bhi akele hi dhul chata dogi ..is liye ek month tak akele nahi jana hai...tujhe pata hai na didi ko kaise us shubham ne pareshan kiya tha..?

MAA :- haan beti lucky sahi keh raha hai tum dono akele nahi jaogi..lucky beta saman lete aayega uska kam khatam kar ke..

ME :- chalo mera khana to ho gaya ...maa aap bolo kya kya lana hai me mobile me likh keta hu ..

Phir maa ne kitchen ka kuch saman mujhe bataye jo lane the or mene mobile me likh liya or phir ghar se nikal gaya bike leke aditi ke ghar...
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Aditi ne darvaja khola or fir me under aake hall me beth gaya jaha salma bethi hue thi or aditi bhi pas beth gay..

( mene college se nikla tha tabhi aditi ko msg kar ke ghar rehne ko bol diya tha)

ME :- aditi doctor ne salma ka report aa lene ko bulaya hai..to hum tino hi chalte hai hospital...

ADITI :- thik hai...

fir hum tino aditi ki car se hospital nikal gaye...
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To be continued..............

rocking updated bro

 

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UPDATE - 49​

AB TAK :-

abhi me apni soch me hi tha ki mere table pe samne vali chair pe ek ladki aake beth gay or boli.. :- yaar tum to us din ke bad kahi dikh hi nahi rahe..?



AB AAGE :-


me apni soch se bahar nikla us ladki ki baat sun kar....

ME :- ohh..tum....

LADKI :- haan me par tum kahi khoye hue lag rahe the mujhe...kya baat hai koi ladki pasand aa gay hai kya?..

ME :- are aise koi bat nahi ananya...me to bas madem ne class se bahar nikal diya to soch raha tha ki aise har din class miss hoga to exam me Mark kam aayege mere..

( ye ladki koi or nahi ananya hai)

ANANYA :- konsi madem ne tujhe bahar nikala?

ME :- urvashi medam ne yar..

ANANYA :- ohhh...vo to pehle se hi aisi hai jo bhi uski nazro me ek bar chhd gaya uski band baja ke rehti hai..

ME :- kuch karna padega nahi to exam me mereko fail na kar de.. tujhe kuch pata ho uske bare me to bata na tu to senior hai to kuch to janti hogi na..?.

ANANYA :- janti to hu par badle me tuje meri ek baat manani padegi...bol manjur hai?

ME :- kya baat manani padegi pehle bata...

ANANYA :- are yaar jyada kuch nahi tujhe mere sath pub me chalna padega...meri taraf se party hai..

me socha iski chut me kuch jyada hi khujli ho rahi hai...

ME :- okk chaluga par kab jana hai?

ANANYA :- raat me jayege 9 baje nikle okk.

ME :- thik hai...ab batao urvashi medam ke bare me..

ANANYA :- MLA ki choti bahen hai urvashi medam or tune us din uske bhatije ko mara tha na bas usi ka badla le rahi hai vo tere se..

ME :-hmmm..to ye baat hai... vaise mere sath vo kar rahi hai aisa pehle bhi kisi ke sath kiya hai kya?

ANANYA :- haan... uski adat hai ki kisi ek student ko target kar ke parehsan karne ki...uske samne koi aise vaisi koi bhi harkat ho ya koi bhi galti ho jaise chalu class ne bate karna aisa kuch bhi nazar aa fir vo puri tarah se uske piche hi pad jati hai pura year..

ME :- hmmm ... to mene us din college me marpit ki or vo bhi uske bhatije ki is liye mere piche padi hai.. vaisa vo rehti kaha hai or uske ghar me kon kon hai?

ANANYA :- vo apne ghar me akeli hi rehti hai uska husband vidhes me job karta hai badi company me to yaha vo akeli hi rehti hai.. MLA use apne ghar rehne ko bolta hai par use akele me rehna acha lagta hai shayad..

ME :- hmmm...thank you... mujhe jankari dene ke liye...

ANANYA :- thank you se kam nahi chalega rat ko pub me aaoge tabhi tumhara thank you accept karugi.. par vaise tum karne kya wale ho ye sab jaan kar..?

ME :- kuch nahi bas aise hi .. chal me chalta hu class me urvashi madem ka lecture khatam ho gaya hai... raat ko 9 baje milta hu okk ..

Ananya :- okk kar dena mujhe ...

Fir me class me aa gaya or last wali bench par beth gaya jaha par Bittu akela betha tha..

BITTU :- abe lawde itna let kyu aaya college?

ME :- are yaar aa to me kab ka gaya tha par urvashi medam ka lecture chalu tha to under nahi aaya or ceenteen me chala gaya tha..

BITTU :- haan be ye medam teri gand marne ke piche hi padi hai..

hum log bat kar rahe the ki hanare aage wali bench par ek ladka betha hua tha usne ek letter me kuch likh kar dusri line me ladki bethi hue thi usko diya..ladki ne letter padha or kuch likh kar wapis ladke ko de diya...

Me or bittu un dono ko hi dekh rahe the to jaise hi ladki ne vo letter ladke ko diya to bittu bola..

BITTU :- abe letter hume bhi dikha be kya likha hai usme?

Ladka :- me nahi dikhaunga vo mera personal hai..

ME :- abe agar tune baap ka dudh piya ho to hume vo letter de de..

Bittu :- dede...dede......

Ladka :- me 3 month ka tha tabhi meri maa hume chod kar chali gay thi to mere baap ne hi mujhe dudh pila ke bada kiya hai..

BITTU :- tere baap ka bhi dudh nikal ta hai...

Ladka :- me dukan wale dudh ki bat kar raha hu..

ME :- hahahaaa....hune laga tera baap bhi dudh deta hai..

Me or bittu hasne lage...tabhi professor aa gaya class me lecture dene ..

Professor padha ne laga or me idhar idhar nazar ghuma ke shivvu ko dudhne laga... or mujhe dikh hi gay..aaj last se 3 number wali banch par bethi thi...

me shivu ko dekh hi raha tha ki shivu ne apna sar meri taraf ghumaya to uski nazar mujh se mil gay...or usne 2 min meri ankho me dekha or wapis aage ki taraf dekhne lagi.. or me to use hi dekhta raha pure lecture me...

fir aise hi dusra lecture bhi khatam ho gaya fur break me ..me or bittu ceenteen me chale gaye..
or aaj charo ladies bhi aa gay ceenteen me ( didi, sweaty, Priya,maahi) or hum sab sath me table ke saro tarah chair laga ke beth gaye..

SWEETY :- bhai kaisa gaye lecture tere?

BITTU :- jab lecture me dhyan hoga tab batayega na ki lecture kaise gaye...

SWEETY :- bhai Tu lecture me dhyan nahi deta kya?

ME :- are abhi jo padha rahe hai vo mujhe pehle se sab aata hai...to is liye dhyan nahi deta..

Maahi :- to fir tu class me kya karta hai?

ME :- kuch nahi...bas idhar idhar sab ko dekhta hu ki kon achhe ache se padhay kar raha hai vo bas...

PRIYA :- are mere chotu ki puchtas ho gay ho to kuch khana pine ko order karo..

BITTU :- me jata hu order lene...bola kya lana hai..

fir sab ne apne liye kya lana hai Bittu ko bata diya to bittu mujhe bhi sath le gaya to him dono ne coffee, samoche, coldrink leke aa gaye..

fir sab ne me finish koya bate karte hue or mene bill pay kar diya fir wapis class me chale gaye...ab mene sab subject to nahi padhe hue the to jo nahi aata tha vo padhna mere liye bhi jaroori tha..to me bhi class me aa gaya...

Fir aise hi sare lacture khatam hue or college ki chutti hue phir hum log byy bol kar apne apne ghar nikal gaye... or aaj bhi parking me hume ragini ki tino betiya mil gay thi or unhe dekh kar sweety ko gussa aa gaya Gaya tha is liye hum jaldi ghar nikal gaye the..

Ghar aake hum log fresh hue or phir niche aa gaye maa ne dining table pe khana laga diya tha.. to him hum log khane ke liye beth gaye..

mene dekha ki maa abhi bhi mere se nazre nahi mila pa rahi to me bola..

ME :- maa aap bhi hamare sath khana kha lo..

SWEATY :- haan maa khana hum khud nikal lenge aap bhi beth jao sath me..

MAA :- thik hai..

maa ne meri taraf ek bar dekha or phir chair par beth gay khane ke liye..

Fir hum charo khana khane lage tabhi bich me maa boli...

MAA :- lucky beta tujhe aaj kuch kam hai kya?

ME :- haan maa kam to hai...aap bolo kuch kam tha kya?

MAA :- haan vo kitchen ka thoda sa saman khatam ho gaya tha vo lana tha..

ME :- hmmm.. aap ek kagaz ne likh kar mujhe de do me le aunga gar lotate vakt..abhi mujhe kuch jaroori kam se kahi jana hai is liye..

MAA :- ok..

DIDI :- are maa me or sweaty market se le aayege saman..

MAA :- thik hai fir tum dono jake le aana saman...

ME :- are didi aap rehne do aise akele jana thik nahi hai us market ki taraf bahot aawara kism ke log ghumte hai...me saman le aaunga okk..

SWEETY :- bhai tu jo roj exercise or gym me mehnat karvata hai fir training bhi to use ab hum dono kisi ko bhi nipat lengi...

ME :- pagal abhi tum ek do ka hi samna kar sakti ho agar jyada log hue to... is liye ek month ki training khatam hogi fir to tum dono 20 logo ko bhi akele hi dhul chata dogi ..is liye ek month tak akele nahi jana hai...tujhe pata hai na didi ko kaise us shubham ne pareshan kiya tha..?

MAA :- haan beti lucky sahi keh raha hai tum dono akele nahi jaogi..lucky beta saman lete aayega uska kam khatam kar ke..

ME :- chalo mera khana to ho gaya ...maa aap bolo kya kya lana hai me mobile me likh keta hu ..

Phir maa ne kitchen ka kuch saman mujhe bataye jo lane the or mene mobile me likh liya or phir ghar se nikal gaya bike leke aditi ke ghar...
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.
Aditi ne darvaja khola or fir me under aake hall me beth gaya jaha salma bethi hue thi or aditi bhi pas beth gay..

( mene college se nikla tha tabhi aditi ko msg kar ke ghar rehne ko bol diya tha)

ME :- aditi doctor ne salma ka report aa lene ko bulaya hai..to hum tino hi chalte hai hospital...

ADITI :- thik hai...

fir hum tino aditi ki car se hospital nikal gaye...
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.
.
To be continued..............

nice update..!!