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UPDATE 26
Manhar Sir :- apna intro do pehle
Me :- my name is lucky sharma.. and me isi shaher me rehta hu apni family ke sath or mene 12tha pass ×××××××× school se kiya hai..
Bittu :- my name is Bittu Agrawal and me is shaher Me akela rehta hu rant pe ek flat me ..meri family dilhi me rehti hai and mene bhi ××××××× school se 12 pass kiya hai...
Manhar sir :- has to Bittu batao tum kyu has rahe the ?
Bittu :- ( dheere se ) bhosdke tere par hi has raha tha.…
Manhar sir :- jorr se bolo sab ko sunay dene chahiye…
Bittu :- kuch nahi sir vo mere phone par mere Friend ne jokes msg kiya tha to use pad kar hasi aa gay.…
Manhar sir :- tum yaha padh ne aate ho
Ya aise jokes padhne ?
Aaj pehla din hai is liye
Chod raha hu agli baar mere lacture me aisa kuch kiya to class se bahar nikal dunga.…shit down...
Hum dono Beth gay bc sab has rahe the hum dono par.….
Phir sir ne sab ko shup karvaya
Or wapis sab log apna intro dene lage..
Lecture khatam ho gaya intro me hi or sir sale gaye thodi der me dusre sir aaye or aise hi intro dete rahe sab …..phir 15 min ka break pada to sab student ceenteen me nasta karne jane lage ….
Bittu :- chal hum bhi jate hai bahar bhukh lagi hai kuch khake aate hai ceenteen me..
Me :- ha chalte hai par pehle tujhe ek kam deta hu wo kar dena okk..
Bittu :- bol kya kam hai be .?
Me :- abe vo dekh dusri seat par ladki bethi hai na usne apna name shivu bataya hai...tumhe pata lagana hai ki uska koi bf hai ya nahi.…tere bhai ko usko dekh kar love vali feeling aay hai yaar...
Bittu :- vo dusre number vali banch par vo tin ladkiya bethi hai vahi na …. Black top pehna hai wahi bhabhi hai na apni ?
Me :- haa bhe chal vo log bhi bahar ja rahi hai apun bhi chalte hai ab didi log intzaar kar rahi hogi apna..
( ab aap log soch rahe hoge ki apne hero ne kab bhabhi pasand li to aap ko bata du ki jab shivu ne apna intro diya tha usi time lucky ki nazar us par pad gay or pehli nazar me hi pyaar ho gaya lucky ko.…)
Hum log ceenteen me pahoch gaye to ek table par hume didi log mil Gaya to hum log table par chale gaye or khali Sher par beth gaye ….
Hamari dusri side pe table thi us par shivu or uski dono friend bethi huvi thi...to me us taraf nazar kabhi kabhi ghuma liya karta tha...
Didi :- chotu kaise gaye first day ke sab lecture tumhare ?
Me :- ache gaye didi.…sab professor acha padha te hai...
Bittu :- abhe vo Manhar sir to boring hai pehle din hi hamari class leli...
Didi :- vo sir to aise hi hai uske lacture me bilkul shant Beth kar padho avaj bilkul mat karna nahi okk..
Me :- okk didi.. or sweaty tere lacture kaise gaye ?
Sweaty :- mere to frist class gaye bhai or mene to new friend bhi bana li hai..
Me :- phir to theek hai...
Maahi : - tum dono ne koi friend nahi banaye Kya?
Me :- ab hum done to pehle se friend kam Bhai hai or Bittu ke rehte mujhe new friend ki Kya jaroorat hai agar kisi ko friend karni hogi to aayega samne se..
Maahi :- ha tumhari baat bhi sahi hai..
Priya :- are ab bolo kuch order karu ya yuhi bethe rehna hai ?
Bittu :- are Priya didi kuch khane ko manga lo mujhe to bahot bhukh lagi hai...
Me :- mere liye bhi kuch order kar do...
Baki sab ne bhi apna apna order de diya to Priya di or didi gaye or leke aaye hum sab ke liye...
Bittu :- samoche ….thank you didi.…..
Priya :- welcome Bittu...
Me :- ab khale kab se mare ja raha tha.…
Sweaty , maahi, Priya, didi ne apne liye sirf coffee lay thi mere liye and Bittu ke liye samoche lay thi and sath me coffee...
To hum logo ne khana saru kar diya..
Hum log samoche kha rahe the ki
Ceenteen me kuch senior student aa gaye unme 3 ladke or 3 ladkiya thi...
Ceenteen me fresher student ki regging lene lage the...
Didi :- chotu jaldi samoche finish karo hume yaha se nikal na hai bahar kahi jake beth te hai...
Me :- didi aap ghabrao mat kuch nahi hoga okk…
Udhar vo 6 log ek table par tin ladke bethe the unhe khade kar ke regging le rahe the...
( senior boy ko SB1 or senior girl ko SL1 aise likhunga ok)
SB1 :- apna name bata be ..
Ladka 1 :- ji mera name himmat rajput hai..
SB2 :- haahahaaa.…abe kitni himmat hai tujhme jo tere maa baap ne tera name himmat rakha jara hume bhi dikha de ab.…..udher dekh waha par jo do ladke or 4 ladkiya bethi hai na us mese kisi bhi ek ladki ko kiss kar ke aa lip too lip okk
Ladka 1 :- please sir hume jane do me aisa nahi kar sakta...
SL 1 :- yaha se jana he to jo tujhe kaha hai vo kar nahi to ise bhi jyada hard task denge tujhe samja...ab ja jaldi or us ladki ko kiss kar ke aa...
Us ladke ko hamare table par hi bheja tha or didi logo ko hi kiss karne ko bhej raha tha SB and SL ne...
Vo ladka hamari taraf aane laga tha.…
Didi :- lagta hai ab kuch nahi ho sakta me jis wajah se in logo se tumhe dur kar rahi thi ab inse jhagda ho kar hi rahega lagta hai...
Sweaty :- didi to Bhai kab tak in logo se dur firta rahega or inse dar kar bhagta phirega.…un logo ne galat insaan se panga le liya hai ab unhe bhi sabak shikha do bhai...
Me :- ab wahi karna padega choti …..honi ko kon tal sakta hai jo hona hai vo ho kar hi rehta hai.…ek na din do in logo se mera panga hota hi...
Me :- didi aap tension mat lo me sab sambhal lunga okk..
Didi :- okk chotu ..
Bittu :- chalo aaj school ki yaade Taza ho jayegi kyu sweaty sahi kaha na..?
Sweaty :- haa tum dono ka to school me bhi yahi kam pehle tha...
Thodi der me vo ladka hamari table par aa gaya..
Ladka 1 :- excuse.… aap mese kisi girl ko agar kiss karne me problem na ho to mere sath ek kiss karlo na vo meri regging me mujhe senior ne mujhe ye task diya hai...
Me :- abhe chupchap yaha se nikal ja warna yahi jinda gad dunga samja.…un chutye senior ko bata de ki mene mana kiya hai ..
Ladka 1 hamare pass se chala gaya...
Ladka 1 :- sir us table pe jo ladka hai usne mujhe jane ko kaha hai..
SL2 : - to tu uski baat sun kar hamara task pura nahi karega or vo ladka kon hota hai hamare rehte tumhe yaha se jane dene vala.…
SB 1 :- ae blue shirt idhar dekh or yaha aa bbosdke.…
Sb 1 ne mujhe hi avaj di thi or gaali bhi bc ne...
Didi :- chotu kuch problem to nahi na? Kuch police ka chakar to naho hoga na?
Me :- aap tension mat lo is shaher me Kya pure India me aisa koi nahi hai jo mujhe jel me bhej sake okk..an aap log show dekho me jara inhe samja ke aata hu okk…
Phir me apni jhaga se khada huva or un chutiyo ke pass gaya...
Me :- haa bol bhosdike Kyu bulaya mujhe ?
LB1 :- mandarchod ijjhat se bol mujhe gali deta hai bhosdike.….aahhhhhhhhhhh….
Maa ki gaali di tabhi mujhe bahot jyada hi gussa aa gaya is liye jorr se ek tappad di gaal pe...
Ek tappad me hi niche gir gaya or muh se khun nikal gaya or do tin dant di tut ki nikal gaye or gaal par mera hath bhi shap gaya bc ko...
Me :- randi ki olad.…bhosdike.…meri maa ko gali di tune ….bahot badi galti kar di tune meri family ke bare me ..me ek word bhi galat nahi sunta kisike muh se or tune meri maa ko gali bhenchod.….
Chatakkkk.……chataakkkk…..
Mene bc ka coller pakad ke khada kiya or wapis thapad rakh ke diya bc phir niche gir gaya or behos hi ho gaya…..
Sala mujhe kisi ne piche se lat mari mujhe ghanta kuch nahi huva me hila bhi nahi lat se par bhenchod gussa bahot aa gaya...
Me piche mud kar dekha
To dusre do SB2,SB3 dono the …
Bhosdike phir se mujhe marne ke liye aaye or mujh par panch marne lage...
Body se dono hi fit the ..
Dono ek sath mujh par attack kar rahe the
Mene dono ke panch ko block kiya or
Dono ke pet Me ek ek panch diya rakh ke
Dono pet pakad ke niche Beth gaye...
Mene ek ke bal pakad ke uper uthaya or use thappad pe thappad di rakh ke.…
Bc vo bhi behos ho gaya uske bhi muh se khun nikal ne laga tha ….me tisre ko ja raha tha ki SL2 ne mujhe pakad liya or mere gaal par thappad marne ke liye hath utha diya...
Mene uska hath bich me hi pakad liya or ek rakh ke di use bhi vo bhi niche gir gay...
Mene jyada jor se nahi mara tha is liye sirf niche hi fit gay thi...
SL2 :- hum logo se panga leke tumne bahot badi galti kar di hai.…janta hai mere ded kon hai..? Vo tujhe ab zinda nahi chodenge.?
Me :- ye South film ke dialog mat mar or mujhe Kya pata ki tera baap kon hai...tu hi bata kon hai tera baap jiske dum par tum log itna uchal rahe ho..
SL3 :- iske ded is college ke trustee hai or mera bhai shubham (LB1) or mere ded is shaher ke MLA hai … mene call kar hai ded ko vo police leke abhi aate hi honge phir tujhe jel me sabak sikhayenge...
Me :- acha us harami MLA ki olade ho tum …aane de tere baap ko bhi dekhta hu Kya ukhad lega mera vo chutiya bhi.....
Ceenteen me Sare student jama ho gaye the or sab dekh rahe the kuch stdt mobile me video bana rahe the …
Me wapis LB3 ki taraf gaya or use khada kar ke phir se uski dhulay karne laga...me uski dhulay kar hi raha tha ki principle aa gaya or mujhe rokne laga.…
To didi mere pass aa gay...
Didi :- chotu ab chod de ise.…
Mene didi ki bat man kar use chod diya or ek taraf jake khada ho gaya.…
Principal :- tumne jis par uthaya hai uske ded ke bare me tum shayad jante nahi hoge.…ab vo tumhe chodege nahi or is college me to Kya ab kisi college me tum nahi padh paoge.….
Me :- oye principal chup chap khada reh varna teri bhi abhi yaha pe gand mar lunga jyada bak bak karega to.….
Mene gusse me kaha tha principal ko is liye vo bhi dar gaya or chup hoke khada raha...ab hame itzaar tha to in chutyo ke ded ka matlab MLA or trustee ka...
Me :- Bittu ja be ceenteen mese pani ki bottle le aa …
Bittu :- okk..
Bittu pani lene chala gaya.….
Sweaty, maahi, priya, Or didi meri baju me mere pas khadi thi...
Me :- chalo didi table Betho….
Didi :- hmmm….
Phir hum log ek table pe Beth gaye Sare student hame hi dekh rahe the bhenchod.…
Bittu pani leke aaya mene bahar jake pani se face dhoya or phir pani pike wapis under aaya or table par beth gaya...
Me abhi betha hi tha ki bahar gadiya aane ki avaj aay police ki siren bhi baj rahi thi.…bahot si gadiya bahar rukne ki avaj aa rahi thi.…
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