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Lucky..

“ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɪ ᴀᴍ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴏꜰ ɪᴛ.”
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Subhah 4 baje me utha or phir fresh hoke didi or sweaty ke sath running par nikal gaya or phir ghar wapis aake gym gaye or gym me Ek ghanta workout karke ghar aaye or dhudh nasta kiya phir fresh hone chale gaye....

Thodi der me hum tino college jane ke liye ready hoke niche aaye...8 gaye the....

Maa :- college jane ke liye ready ho gaye bachho ?

Me :- haa maa...

Maa :- ok to phir khana kha lo ab phir nikal na college ke is liye okk...me khana lagati hu tum tino ke liye....

didi :- papa abhi tak uthe nahi kya? Job par nahi jane wale kya aaj?

Maa :- unhe aaj office me koi meeting hai to subhah jaldi bulaya gaya hai to vo 6 baje hi office chale gaye hai ..

Sweaty :- ye kamini bua na jane kab tak papa ko aise hi sab kam karvati rahegi..?

Didi :- haa ma itni subhah kon job par jata hai....ye bua kuch jyada hi kam karvati hai papa se...

Maa: - kya kare beta abhi hamari majburi hai is liye kuch kar bhi nahi sakte na...ek bar lucky apna business khada kar de phir tumhara papa job chod denge...

Me :- aap tension mat lo ab jyada din us kamini aorat ke yaha job karne ki jaroorat nahi padegi....bahot jald me apna business start karne wale hu...aaj college se aake usi kam par supriya se milne jane wala hu...or hum hamare ghar ke kagjad bhi bua se le lenge....me sab thik kar dunga aap tino bilkul bhi Pareshan mat ho okkk.. ..ab chalo khana khalo phir college bhi jana hai...

phir maa ne hum tino ko khana diya or hum logo ne khana khaya phir hum log college jane ke liye nikal gaye....

Me apni bike par or mere sath piche sweaty beth gay..didi apni sctooty par thi...thodi der me hum log college pahoch gaye or parking me bike park ki or phir waha hi hum bittu or priya and maahi ka intzaar karne lage.....

Didi :- tum dono abhi under hamare sath hi jana or apne apne class me chale jana okk....

Me :- aap tension mat lo didi mujhe pata hai aap mujhe leke pareshsn ho ki kahi me kisi se jhagda na kar du par aisa nhi hoga okk...

Didi :- chotu yaha bahot se ameer baap ki bigdi huvi olade hai....vo abhi rigging lenge junior student ki or vo ulti sidhi harkate bhi karte hai or sweaty ke sath kuch bhi koi galat karne ki koshish karega to tu bardash karega nahi or jhagda kar dega is liye abhi tum dono mere sath hi chalna under me junior hu to mere sath hone se koi bhi tum dono ki regging nahi lega...

Dono :- okk didi...

Thodi der me priya didi or maahi bhi aa gay or phir bittu bhi apni bike leke aa gaaya to hum log class me jane lage....

Bittu :- didi ye bahar itni bhid kyu lagi huvi hai?

Didi :- regging chal rhi hai udhar is liye...tum udhar dhyan mat do or chupchap class me jake beth jao okk..

Hum tino ne haa me sar hila diya or chup chap didi ke sath chalne lage or class ki taraf jane lage...

Didi :- maahi tum dono ko inke class tak chod aao me sweaty ko uske class me chod kar aati hu okk..

maahi :- ok didi..

Maahi ke sath me or bittu MBA ki class ki taraf chal pade, didi or priya didi sweaty ko Mbbs section ki taraf uske class me chod gay thi...

Me :- maahi yar didi to hume akela chodne nahi wali lagta hai...

Maahi :- didi ki wajah se tum log regging se bach gaye ho warna regging me pata nahi kya ulta sidha karvate tumhe...

Me :- chalo koi bat nahi....ab class me chalte hai...hamari class bhi aa gay...

Maahi :- okk tum log class me jake betho..thodi der me tumhare professor aayege okk...or haa break me milte hai phir centeen me chalenge ok

Me :- okk...

Phir maahi bhi apne class ki taraf chali gay or me or Bittu apni class me chale gaye...
hum dono ne last vali bench par jake beth gaye...

Bittu :- abe chutiye aage bhi jagya khali hai to hum log piche kyu beth gaye..?

Me :- bc aaj piche bethte hai...kal se aage bethenge.....bhenchod aaj sab prof..intro puche ge or aage wale ko sab lecture me intro dete rehna padega....hum piche hai to hamare number har bar nahi ayega is liye chutiye...

Bittu :- haa yaar tari baat sahi hai....bc kon bar bar sab ko khada ho ke intro deta rahe ise acha to piche hi thikh hai apun...

Me :- ab samaj gaya na bhosdike to ab aaram se beth.... or koi acha mal dekh class me ...

phir hum dono hi class me dusre student ko dekhne lage sab apni apni jagha Beth kar gaappe hak rahe the.....kuch chutiye line mar rahe the ladkiyo ko to koi icharo me bate kar rahe the ....

Me :- bhenchod yaha to pehle se hi sab set hai be bittu...

Bittu: - ha yaar...vaha dekh vo ladki tere ko dekh rahi hai bhai....

Mene bittu ki baat sun kar vo bata raha tha us taraf dekha to mene bhi us ladki ko dekha par mujhe kuch khas pasand nahi aay ha dikhne me Khubhsurat to thi ..

Me :- dikhne me to thik thak hai bc ... thokne ke liye chalegi bc...

Hum log aise hi bat kar rahe the ki tabhi class me professor aa gaya....sab khade ho gaye to usne sab ko bethne ko kaha....

Professor : - hello everyone ....mera name manhar patel hai....
Or me Gujarat se hu... or me ××××××× subject ka professor hu ..ab aap log bhi apna apna intro do ....kal se me padhay karana start karunga aaj sirf intro kar lete hai ..

Sab student intro dene lage aage se , hum log last me the is liye last me number aane wala tha.....
Hamare aage wali bench par ek chasmis ladka betha huva tha dikhne me dubla sa tha....

Bittu :- ( dheere se ) yaar ye takla professor kya karega sabka name jan kar bc...sala chupchap lecture deke chala jata to acha hota ..

Me :- ( dheere) ha dekh sala lund ke tope ke jesa ser hai bc ka .....bhosdke ke face par ek bhi bal nahi hai na to much hai or nahi dadhi....or uper se sar pe bhi bal nahi hai..... ek dum lund ke tope jesa dikh raha he mandarchod....

Bittu :- haahaaaahaaaaa........haahaahaaaaaa.....

Manhar sir : - last seat vale tum dono khade ho jao....or batao kyu has rahe ho ?

Me :- ( dheeee se ) abhe bhosdke itna jorr se kisne kaha tha hasne ke liye tujhe....ab khada ho jaa sale sab ke samne apni insult na kar de ye chutya prof...

Hum dono khade ho gaye...bc sab hume hi dekh rahe the....me man me saale sab lund ki jhate hume aise dekh rahi hai jese hum dono ne unki maa ki gand mar li ho....





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Lucky..

“ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ɪ ᴀᴍ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ᴘʀᴏᴜᴅ ᴏꜰ ɪᴛ.”
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update chota hai aaj ka thoda kam tha to jyada long update likhne ka time nahi mila to aaj is update se kam chala lo agla update bada dene ki koshish karunga.....
 

Luffy

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Subhah 4 baje me utha or phir fresh hoke didi or sweaty ke sath running par nikal gaya or phir ghar wapis aake gym gaye or gym me Ek ghanta workout karke ghar aaye or dhudh nasta kiya phir fresh hone chale gaye....

Thodi der me hum tino college jane ke liye ready hoke niche aaye...8 gaye the....

Maa :- college jane ke liye ready ho gaye bachho ?

Me :- haa maa...

Maa :- ok to phir khana kha lo ab phir nikal na college ke is liye okk...me khana lagati hu tum tino ke liye....

didi :- papa abhi tak uthe nahi kya? Job par nahi jane wale kya aaj?

Maa :- unhe aaj office me koi meeting hai to subhah jaldi bulaya gaya hai to vo 6 baje hi office chale gaye hai ..

Sweaty :- ye kamini bua na jane kab tak papa ko aise hi sab kam karvati rahegi..?

Didi :- haa ma itni subhah kon job par jata hai....ye bua kuch jyada hi kam karvati hai papa se...

Maa: - kya kare beta abhi hamari majburi hai is liye kuch kar bhi nahi sakte na...ek bar lucky apna business khada kar de phir tumhara papa job chod denge...

Me :- aap tension mat lo ab jyada din us kamini aorat ke yaha job karne ki jaroorat nahi padegi....bahot jald me apna business start karne wale hu...aaj college se aake usi kam par supriya se milne jane wala hu...or hum hamare ghar ke kagjad bhi bua se le lenge....me sab thik kar dunga aap tino bilkul bhi Pareshan mat ho okkk.. ..ab chalo khana khalo phir college bhi jana hai...

phir maa ne hum tino ko khana diya or hum logo ne khana khaya phir hum log college jane ke liye nikal gaye....

Me apni bike par or mere sath piche sweaty beth gay..didi apni sctooty par thi...thodi der me hum log college pahoch gaye or parking me bike park ki or phir waha hi hum bittu or priya and maahi ka intzaar karne lage.....

Didi :- tum dono abhi under hamare sath hi jana or apne apne class me chale jana okk....

Me :- aap tension mat lo didi mujhe pata hai aap mujhe leke pareshsn ho ki kahi me kisi se jhagda na kar du par aisa nhi hoga okk...

Didi :- chotu yaha bahot se ameer baap ki bigdi huvi olade hai....vo abhi rigging lenge junior student ki or vo ulti sidhi harkate bhi karte hai or sweaty ke sath kuch bhi koi galat karne ki koshish karega to tu bardash karega nahi or jhagda kar dega is liye abhi tum dono mere sath hi chalna under me junior hu to mere sath hone se koi bhi tum dono ki regging nahi lega...

Dono :- okk didi...

Thodi der me priya didi or maahi bhi aa gay or phir bittu bhi apni bike leke aa gaaya to hum log class me jane lage....

Bittu :- didi ye bahar itni bhid kyu lagi huvi hai?

Didi :- regging chal rhi hai udhar is liye...tum udhar dhyan mat do or chupchap class me jake beth jao okk..

Hum tino ne haa me sar hila diya or chup chap didi ke sath chalne lage or class ki taraf jane lage...

Didi :- maahi tum dono ko inke class tak chod aao me sweaty ko uske class me chod kar aati hu okk..

maahi :- ok didi..

Maahi ke sath me or bittu MBA ki class ki taraf chal pade, didi or priya didi sweaty ko Mbbs section ki taraf uske class me chod gay thi...

Me :- maahi yar didi to hume akela chodne nahi wali lagta hai...

Maahi :- didi ki wajah se tum log regging se bach gaye ho warna regging me pata nahi kya ulta sidha karvate tumhe...

Me :- chalo koi bat nahi....ab class me chalte hai...hamari class bhi aa gay...

Maahi :- okk tum log class me jake betho..thodi der me tumhare professor aayege okk...or haa break me milte hai phir centeen me chalenge ok

Me :- okk...

Phir maahi bhi apne class ki taraf chali gay or me or Bittu apni class me chale gaye...
hum dono ne last vali bench par jake beth gaye...

Bittu :- abe chutiye aage bhi jagya khali hai to hum log piche kyu beth gaye..?

Me :- bc aaj piche bethte hai...kal se aage bethenge.....bhenchod aaj sab prof..intro puche ge or aage wale ko sab lecture me intro dete rehna padega....hum piche hai to hamare number har bar nahi ayega is liye chutiye...

Bittu :- haa yaar tari baat sahi hai....bc kon bar bar sab ko khada ho ke intro deta rahe ise acha to piche hi thikh hai apun...

Me :- ab samaj gaya na bhosdike to ab aaram se beth.... or koi acha mal dekh class me ...

phir hum dono hi class me dusre student ko dekhne lage sab apni apni jagha Beth kar gaappe hak rahe the.....kuch chutiye line mar rahe the ladkiyo ko to koi icharo me bate kar rahe the ....

Me :- bhenchod yaha to pehle se hi sab set hai be bittu...

Bittu: - ha yaar...vaha dekh vo ladki tere ko dekh rahi hai bhai....

Mene bittu ki baat sun kar vo bata raha tha us taraf dekha to mene bhi us ladki ko dekha par mujhe kuch khas pasand nahi aay ha dikhne me Khubhsurat to thi ..

Me :- dikhne me to thik thak hai bc ... thokne ke liye chalegi bc...

Hum log aise hi bat kar rahe the ki tabhi class me professor aa gaya....sab khade ho gaye to usne sab ko bethne ko kaha....

Professor : - hello everyone ....mera name manhar patel hai....
Or me Gujarat se hu... or me ××××××× subject ka professor hu ..ab aap log bhi apna apna intro do ....kal se me padhay karana start karunga aaj sirf intro kar lete hai ..

Sab student intro dene lage aage se , hum log last me the is liye last me number aane wala tha.....
Hamare aage wali bench par ek chasmis ladka betha huva tha dikhne me dubla sa tha....

Bittu :- ( dheere se ) yaar ye takla professor kya karega sabka name jan kar bc...sala chupchap lecture deke chala jata to acha hota ..

Me :- ( dheere) ha dekh sala lund ke tope ke jesa ser hai bc ka .....bhosdke ke face par ek bhi bal nahi hai na to much hai or nahi dadhi....or uper se sar pe bhi bal nahi hai..... ek dum lund ke tope jesa dikh raha he mandarchod....

Bittu :- haahaaaahaaaaa........haahaahaaaaaa.....

Manhar sir : - last seat vale tum dono khade ho jao....or batao kyu has rahe ho ?

Me :- ( dheeee se ) abhe bhosdke itna jorr se kisne kaha tha hasne ke liye tujhe....ab khada ho jaa sale sab ke samne apni insult na kar de ye chutya prof...

Hum dono khade ho gaye...bc sab hume hi dekh rahe the....me man me saale sab lund ki jhate hume aise dekh rahi hai jese hum dono ne unki maa ki gand mar li ho....





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