Incest Tu Ki Jane Pyaar Mera

[Nasn]

Bhai adultery hai is me but full adultery story nahi hai is liye eshi ichha puri nahi hogi

भाई
Adulery फुल नहीं हैं
इन्सेस्ट है।
बाप या फूफा तो चोद ही सकता है।

अगर फुल adularty हो तो
मत चुदवाओ....

 

[SameerK]

UPDATE 7


Udhar hospital ke bahar police ki gadi Aa Gay thi or thodi hi der me jo gunde hospital me admit karvaye the unhe le jane ki taiyari kar di gay thi…. Acp aditi or sub-inspector bahar aaye or constable un gundo ko leke bahar aaye or gadi me betha diya or gadi nikal gay police station ki taraf.…

Wahi bheema or uske aadmi ko koi bhi moka nahi mila acp aditi ki mojudgi me hamla karne ka acp ke hote huvi hamla karna matlab mout ko khud bulana jesa tha is liye kisi me bhi samne se hamla karne ki himmat nahi ki...or chup chap vapas nikal gaye ..

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Wahi dusri taraf dhannjay ki office me dhannjay apni secretary ki chudai Kai raha tha ….

Dhannjay: - aahhh . …le randi or le…..mast chut hai teri.….maja aate hai teri chut marne me….ahhhh..





Secretary: aahhhhhhh.…..uummmm.…or tej.…fast.…fast...aahhhhhhh…uuummm.….muje bhi maja aata hai.….aahhhh.…apse chudva ke…..

Dhannjay: - bahot badi randi hai Tu chali.…. 3 month pehla yaha job karne aay thi aaj meri randi ban gay Tu sali.…

Secretary: - aahhhhh.….jab paiso ke sath maja bhi milta hai to randi bhi banana swikar hai mujhe…..aahhhhhhh.…fast fast…….ohhh.…fuck me hard….mera niklane vala hai or tej karo sir.….

Dhannjay: - uumm.…aahhhh...me bhi jhadne wala hu…..ahhhhh.…

Or dono hi thodi der me jhad jate hai or dhannjay cher par Beth jata hai.…Secretary bhi thodi der aise hi table pe godi bani juki huvi hi padi rehti hai phir...uth ke dhannjay ka lund muh me leke chusti hai...lund saf karke bathroom me chali jati hai or fresh hoke bahar Aa jati hai...

Dhannjay: - maja aaya meri rand ?

Secretary: - bahot maja aaya sir.…apke sath chudva ke sari pyas bhuj jati hai meri... varna mera pati ko to thik se chodna bhi nahi aata.…or 2 min me pani nikal jata hai...

Dhannjay: - chal ab kam ki baat kar ….

Secretary: - sir aaj 3 baje videsh se milne ke liye vaha ke business man aane vale hai...to meeting kab fix karni hai?

Dhannjay: - aaj 3 baje ke bad ki sari meeting cancel kar do...aaj mujhe airport jana hai...meri beti Aa rahi hai London se... use lene...

Secretary: - okk sir me abhi sari meeting cancel hu...

Phir secretary apni office me chali jati hai or dhannjay aise hi apni office me Beth ke file dekhta hai or 2:30 baje office se nikal ke airport pe chala jata hai.…

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Wahi hum sam k 6 baje ghar pahoch jate hai.…sab log aapas me milte hai or phir Beth ke baate karne lagte hai...

Maa :- prachi beta Bhaiya or bhabho kaise hai...?

PRACHI: - ache hai bua...apko yaad karte hai par aap to aate nahi hamare ghar ….

Maa: - beta me yaha Che vaha milne aaungi to yaha ghar ka kam kon sambhale ga or tumhare fufa ko to job se chutti milti nahi hai is liye nahi aa pati.…

PRACHI: - koi baat nahi bua ….papa or maa bhi milne aane wale the par goun chale gaye the vacation me phir waha se aaye to school bhi chalu ho gaye to papa job par chale jate hai..or maa NGO par …is liye unhe bhi time nahi mila...

Didi :- tumhari job kaisi chal rahi hai...?

Prachi: - meri job to achhi chal rahi hai...bas Bittu ko milne ke liye thode din ki chutti li hai.…

Maa :- tum log bate karo me khana bana deti hu...

Maa Phir rashode me chali jati hai or hum log apas me bate karte hai...thodi der me papa bhi Aa jate hai Bittu or prachi didi papa ke per sute hai phir sab Beth kar baate karne lagte hai...

Sweaty: - Bittu bhai aap bhi hamare sath college chalo ge na kal ..?

Bittu :- haa sweaty me bhi aaunga...mujhe bhi admission lena hai...

Me :- Tu nahi aata to bhi me tujhe utha ke le jata.….

Bittu :- haa pata hai mujhe ….par ye college bahot badi hai or is college me sab ameer ghar ki olade aati hai...

Didi :- ha ameer ghar ke sab log unke bacho ka admission isi college me karvate hai...or vo sab college me bhi apni roab chalate hai…paiso ke ghamand me...

Bittu :- chalo phir to apna panga pehle din hi na ho jaye kisise...

Me :- abe kuch nahi hoga hum log unse dur hi rahenge...naa hum unke raste me ayenge or na woh hamare …to kaisa panga.??

Didi :-ha yahi thik rehega warna khali fokat me unse bhidna acha nahi hai...

Bittu :- didi apki baat sahi hai par me dave ke sath kehta hu ye apna hero hi sant nahi rahega...

Me :- abe me kyu bematlab unse bhidunga?

Bittu :- abe koi nay dekhte hai...pehle admission to ho jaye phir aage ka sochenge.…

Phir aise hi hum bate karte rehte hai phir maa khana banake sab ko khane ke liye kaha

Phir sab khana khane Beth jate he…maa or didi sab ko khana serve karte hai phir woh bhi khana Beth jati hai aise hi thodi der me khana khatam kar ke uth jate hai...

Papa :- Lucky beta mere sath chat par chalo thodi der tahel kar aate hai...

( mujhe papa ki bat samaj me aa gayi woh mujhse baat karne chahte hai ye )

Me :- okk papa chalo...bittu tu bhi chal hmare sath...

Phir me papa or Bittu chat par Aa jate hai...

Me :- bole papa Kya baat hai?..or haa Bittu ko maine sab bata hai aap iske samne bat kar sakte hai...

Papa: - okk…to me ye batana chahta hu ki ab hame aage ki kam chalu kar dena padega..kyuki Ragini ki Dosti dhannjay ke sath gehri hoti ja rahi hai or dhannjay is shehar ka sabse ameer me se ek hai or uske pas power bhi bahot hai is liye hame tumhari bua ko jaldi hi sabak sikhana padega...

Me :- papa apne mujhe dadaji ki mout ka badlna lene ke liye train kiya hai par me bua jese gair kanooni kam karne vale har ek vyakti ko dund dunga or agar dhannjay mere bich me aaya to uski bhi mout mere hatho hogi...

Papa :- beta un sabke liye to kanoon hai unhe saja bhi kanoon dega...police ko apna kam karne do hume sirf ragini ko sabak sikhana hai...

Me :- papa agar hum bua ko barbad karege to unki madat karne uske jo bhi parter hai kale thande me woh bhi ayenge to unka bhi samna hume karna hi padega...

Bittu :- haa fufaji … hume sab ka samna karna padega Ragini bua akeli nahi hogi unke sathi bhi hoge.…

Me : - or mujhe apki baat yaad he ki bua ko mout jaldi nahi deni hai unhe tadpa tadpa ke marna hai or dadaji ko kyu Mara tha woh bhi pata lagana hai... aap tension mat lo jyada papa me ab bada ho gaya hu me sab sambhal lunga …

Papa :- beta fikar to rehti hi hai bhale hi tumhe training dilvay hai mene par woh log bhi bahot khatarnak hai to tum jo bhi karo sambhal ke karna...abhi unke piche se hi war karo samne aane ke liye pehle tumhe power chahiye okk

Me :- okk papa aap tension mat lo …hum bahot jaldi apna business khada kar lenge...

Aise hi thodi der hum ne apas me bahot baat ki phir papa niche chale gaye me or Bittu upar hi ruk gaye …

Me :- Bittu jaldi hame Paiso ka intjam karna padega.…

Bittu :- Tu fikar mat kar aaj hum jaha jane wale hai waha hume bahot paise mil jayege...

Me :- okk to phir ab chalte hai.… waha jake sab dekhna bhi padega kon kon fighter hai kon kaise ladta hai …

Bittu :- okk chal nikalte hai…

Hum dono niche aaye or maa or papa ko bahar jane ka bata ke hum nikal gaye Bittu bike pe...
Thodi der me hum us jagha par pahoch hi gaye raat ke 9 baj gaye the ..par us jagha ke bahar parking me bahot sari mehngi gadi ya khadi thi car dekh ke hi pata chal jata hai ki under ameer log hi dekhne ke is liya aate honge is liye paise bhi bahot sare lagate honge...khair ye sab chodiye hum apni baat karte hai...hum dono bhi bike side me laga ke under Gaye to darvaje bahar hi office tha jaha paise deke ticket leni padti hai...to humne bhi ticket li or under chale gaye …

Jab hum under gaye to under fight chalu ho chuki thi do fighter lad rahe the usme se ek to body me thik thak hi tha par dusra tha woh bahot danger lag raha tha uski body or uski fight style bhi bahot jabarjast thi...

Sab log….monty..monty... keh kar chila rahe the …

Use ye to pata chal hi Gaya ki jo mar raha he woh hi monty hai jiski body bahot hard thi …dusra tha uska name ..kaalu tha woh bhi body me thik hi tha but monty ke samne fika tha...

Me bas monty ki fighte style hi dekh raha tha kyuki mujhe pata chal Gaya tha ki yaha ka mein fighet yahi hai...to sabse jyada Paisa bhi is par hi lage honge to mujhe ise hi harana hoga …is liye me uske hur ek move ko dekh raha tha.…thodi der me kallu ther ho gaya...or monty ko winner ghosit kar diya...

Sab log :- monty...monty.…monty.…ka nara laga rahe the...

Bittu :- Bhai ye sala sand to bahot taqatwar hai sala iske sath hi tere ko fighte karni padegi...us par 15 lakh Paisa lage hai jo isko hara dega use 15 lakh mil jayege bhai...

Me :- Tu tension mat le chal us taraf name likhvate hai hai...

Idhar Monty...

Monty: - or koi hai jo mujhse ladna chahta ho.?

Monty :- koi nahi hai Kya sale sab hijade hai...public me se hai koi maa ka laal jo mujhe chunoti de sake.…ya sab randi ki ulad ho...? Hahaaaahhaa.…

Idhae mujhe bahot gussa Aa raha tha par pehle name likhvana jaroori tha is liye hum jo fighte karvata hai us ke pass gaye mask pahen ke ..

Me :- sun be ….muje ladna hai...meri fight karva Monty se..

Admi: - abe kyu apni hadiya todvana chahta hai..?

Me :- abe bhosdike.…fight karva meri …phir dekh te hai kis ki hadiya tutati hai..

Admi: - mujhe kya hai jao maro...name bolo apna or 10,000 rs paise do tab ho jayegi match tumhari bhi...

Me :- name shiv likh or ye le Paisa or fight ki ghosna kar jake...

Phir woh name likh ke fighe ki goshna karne chala Gaya ring me...

Bittu :- Bhai name to mast rakha hai tumne Shiv bahot hard name hai...

Me :- chal be ring ka bulava Aa gaya...

Referee: - to Dosto ek or fight hone wali hai monty ke sath ek naye fighter ke sath jiska name hai Shiv.… do Dosto jaldi se paise laga do apne fighter pe ..

Mere name bolte hi me under ring me chala jata hu mast lagake...is liye mere face kisiko nahi dikh raha tha.….

Monty mujhe dekh ke…

Monty :- abe Tu ladega mujhse.…jaa bachhe ghar chala ja varna mara jayega...ek moka deta hu tujhe chala jaa ..

Me :- abe bhosdike.… darr Gaya Kya mujhse ki ek bachhe ne teri gand mar li ye soch kar...hahaahaa...

Monty :- ( full gusse me aa jata hai ) abe tujhe jinda rehna ka moka diya tha par ab teri mout abhi me hi karunga.…
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Bhai excellent one

 

[Lucky..]

Bhai excellent one

Thank you

 

[Devil king domnic]

bhai next update kab aaye ga

 

[Lucky..]

bhai next update kab aaye ga

Kal aayega aaj thoda kam tha to pura update likha nahi hai is liye kal mil jayega update

 

[Devil king domnic]

Kal aayega aaj thoda kam tha to pura update likha nahi hai is liye kal mil jayega update

ok bro

 

[Naughtyrishabh]

Update 5

New character

Bittu Agrawal :- age 18 , height 5,9.. ye mere mama ka beta hai ..hum school me bhi sath me padhte the mera best friend hai..ye jab 11th me tha tab mama ka dusri jagah job transfer ho gaya tab se ye hostel me reh kar ke padhay karta tha .. hamare ghar rehne ko maa or papa sab ne kaha ise but isne mana kar diya koiyu ki iski Aadat kuch bigdi huvi hai ise cigarette pina bahot acha lagta hai is liye ye mere ghar nahi rehne aaya.. kyuki maa ko pata na chal jay is liye..maa se bahot darr ta hai..mere ghar me koi b vesan nahi karta ...me karta hu but ghar pe kabhi nahi kiya...( iske lund ki size 8 ins hai..)
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Mla tv pe news dekh raha tha ki tabhi uske phone me call aata hai..Ragini bua ka..

R.bua: - bhosdike....police ko kaisa pata chala hamara maal aane vala hai ye...?

Mla :- Mujhe bhi nahi pata Ragini ye sab kaise ho gaya or kisine khabar di police ko voh to me kaise bhi kar ke pata langa lunga..

R.bua: - mandarchod....tujhe ek kam diya vo bhi this se nahi kar paya.. saale teri laparvahi ke wajah se corodo ka nuksan huva hai hamara....boss ko Kya javab dungi me bhosdike ...sala voh meri bina thuk lagaye gand mar lega haramjade.... or jaldi se jo tere aadmi pakde gaye hai inhe khatam kar de ...koi bhi saboot nahi milna chahiye us acp ko..

Mla :- okk ...me bhej ta hu apne admi hospital me unhe khatam karne ke liye...

Mla call rakh ke phir bheema ko bulata hai or unhe hospital jake unke aadmi police ki hirasat me the unko khatam karne ke liye bhej deta hai..
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Hospital me acp ne pahle se hi security badha di thi use pata tha sabut mitane ki koshish jaroor hogu is liye hospital ke bahar or under police wale tainat the .
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Subhah ke 4 baje aaj bhi me nind se jag gaya to mene dekha ki didi mujhe apni baho me pakad ke soy thi ..didi ki chuchiya bhi mare sine me dabi huvi thi ye sab dekh ke mera lund bhi pura tight ho tha jo didi ki chut par dastak de raha tha..

Phir mene Priya didi ka face uper kiya or unke rasile hoth ko dekhne laga bahot hi rasile lag rahe the ...man kar raha tha chus chus kar sara ras nichod lu..par aisa kar nahi sakta tha is liye ek halki se kiss unke hotho pe kar di or alag ho gaya didi thodi kasmasay phir vapas sant ho ke so gay....

Me bhi fir uth ke bahar bathroom me chal Diya or peshap kar ke lund ko sant kiya phir fresh huva phir didi ke room me Gaya to didi bhi abhi tak so rahi thi...t-shirt or lengi pehni huvi thi ..t-shirt thodi uper uthi huvi thi to unki patli qamar saaf dikhay de rahi thi...mene vaha se nazar hata didi ko uthana hi behtar samja...or didi ke pass jake unko uthaya....didi bhi thodi kasmasai or uth gay to mene unko fresh hone ke liye jane ko kaha or me sweaty ke room ki tarad chal pada...

Sweaty ka room shayad under se band tha to mene darvaja pe knock kiya...par koi response nahi aaya under se to mene thoda jorr se darvaja thoka....tak jake darvaja khola.....sweaty aankhe malti huve darwaje pe khadi thi..

Sweaty:- ..uuummm....kya Bhai inti jorr se darvaja kyu pit rahe the ...?

Me :- sweaty hame running karne jana hai phir jim me bhi jana hai pata hai na ?

Sweaty: - ohh..haa me to bhul gay thi...par Bhai mujhe to abhi bhi bahot nind Aa rahi hai..

Me :- tum jake fresh ho jao ...nind apne aap chali jayegi...or fresh hoke workout kar shake aise kapde pahen lena okk..me niche chalta hu didi ke sath Aa jana niche...

Me niche chala Gaya or sweaty bhi fresh hone chalo gay thodi der me didi or sweaty niche Aa gay to hum log phir bahar nikal gaye or runing karne lage didi or sweaty ka pahela din the is liye aaj slow hi runing Kai rahe the..

aise hi runing karte karte hum ghar se bahot hi aage nikal gaye the...me kal jis park me aaya use bhi aage nikal gaye the or thodi dur jane ke baad dursa park aaya to hum uske under chale gaye or park ke under jake niche beth gaye... didi or sweaty to bahot thak gay thi pura sharir pasine se bhig gaya tha...

Sweaty: - bhai me to bahot thak gay ...ab to tbodi bhi taqat nahi bachi chalne ki bhi mujhme to..

Didi: - haa chotu..me bhi bahot thak gay ...thodi der aaram kar lete hai phir kasrat karte hai...

Me :- okk didi aap log aaram kar lo tab tak me thodi exercise kar leta hu...aap log mujhe dekh na me jesa karta hu vaise hi apko bhi karna hai okk...

Phir. Mene exercise karna shalu kiya didi or sweaty mujhe dekh rahi thi ki me kaise kar raha hu vo...phir thodi der me vo dono bhi mere sath exercise karne lagi me unhe kaise karna hai woh sikha raha tha ...tabhi mujhe hamare se thodi dur pe ek lakdi dikhi jo exercise kar rahi thi...dikhne me ek dum fit thi Khubhsurat bhi bahot thi....

Me :-sweaty waha dekh vo Acp aditi hai na ?

Mere kehne par didi or sweaty ne bhi us taraf dekha..

sweaty :- ha bhai ye acp hi hai..

Didi: -ha ye acp hai but tumhe use Kya kam hai ?

Me :- Didi acp se mujhe Dosti karni hai...kyuki hum bua ke khilaf Khade hone wale hai to acp hamari madat kar sakti hai...hum acp ke sath mil kar bua ke samrajya ko khatam karenge...

Didi: - thik hai....par Dosti karoge kaise...?

Me :- acp ki life me jiski kami hai woh use me dunga... yani ki pyaar....unhe pyar karne wala koi nahi hai na to maa ka pyar hai nahi baap ka.... is liye unse Dosti karne ke liye mujhe achi Dosti karni padegi..

Sweaty:- Bhai pahle jao jake baat karne ki koshish to karo...

Me :- aaj nahi choti...ek do din bad baat karunga abhi to hume jim bhi jana hai...chalo ab salte hai ghar ...

Phir hum log park me se nikal ke ghar ki taraf chal pade runing karte huve...wahi park me acp ne bhi mujhe dekh liye tha unhe dekhte huve...vo bhi thodi der me apne ghar nikal gay..
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Hum log ghar aaye or papa ka scooter leke 3 nikal gaye didi or sweaty dono ke hi scooter pe betha liya tha mene....jim pahoch kar under gaye phir didi or sweaty ko normally workout karvaya mene hard workout kiya 1:50 tak phir jim se nikal ke ghar nikal gaye ghar pahochte pahochte 7:30 baj gaye the phir under gaye or didi or sweaty fresh hone chali gay....me sofe pe beth Gaya....to maa or bua rashoy me se nikal mere pass aay..

Maa :- good morning beta...

Me :- good morning maa...

S.Bua: - good morning mere bachhe....kitni mehnat karta hai body banane ke liye mera bacha...

Me :- g.morning. ...bua...

Hum aise hi bate kar rahe thi ke didi or sweaty bhi aa gay..

Didi or sweaty dono: - good morning maa...good morning bua...

Dono:- morning beta...

Maa :-jaa beta ab Tu fresh hoke Aa tab tak me unko chai nasta deti hu..

Me :- haaa maa me jata hu...par unhe chaai mat dena...dhudh garam kar ke dedo...dudh me kaju or badam nakh ke okk...

Maa :- okkay...

Phir me uper wale bathroom me chala jata hu or Sare kapde nikal ke naha ne lagta hu...naha ke phir apne room me jake dusre kapde pahen ke taiyar hota hu...or phir Priya didi ko bhi utha deta hu jo abhi tak so rahi thi mere room me...didi ko uthake me niche chale jaata hu...niche jake dudh pita hu phir nasta karta hu...or thodi der me Priya didi or maahi didi bhi aa jati hai papa or fufaji bahar se aa rahe the...thodi bahot runing karne gayo ho is liye ....

Phir sab Beth kar nasta karte hai....bua or maa rashoy me chali jati hai or hum log tv on kar ke news dekhne lagte hai....

To tv me Acp ne kal jo kiya tha voh sab chal raha tha ....

Phir thodi der ne papa job pe jane ke liye taiyar hoke chale jate hai or phir bua or fufaji ji bhi jane wale the to unke liya maa khana banane lagi....

Phir sab ne mil kar khana Khaya or phir bua log bhi jane lage...

S.bua: - beta apni bua ke ghar bhi aana tum...or tum dono bhi aana jahni or sweaty..

Me :- haa bua..me aunga .... kal college me admission lene apke ghar ki taraf hi aana hai to hum aayege...

Maahi: - pahela hamare ghar hi aana Bhai...hamare ghar se jayenge college hum bhi sath ayenge okk

Me :- okk didi...

Phir sab ek dusre ke gaale mile phir bua log chale gaye or hum vapis ghar me sofe pe beth gaye..

MAA: - beta aaja ka Kya plan hai..?

Me :- maa aaj to Bittu se milne jana hai..ek saal ho gaya use mile huve..

Maa: - okk ...mil ana or use apna sath lete huve aana... apni bua ko bhi milne nahi aata vo..

Me :- okk maa...me use sath leta aunga...Didi aap log sab kale college me jo document chahiye vo taiyar kar lena mere document mere room me he vaha se nikal lena.

Didi: - haa me dekh lungi Addison ka kam tum tension mat lo me apni madem se baat kar lungi to admission me koi problem nahi aayegi. .. Waise bhi tumhare or choti ke Mark achhe hai to admission mil jayega...

Me : okk didi phir me chalta hu...

Phir me ghar ke bahar nikal ke pedal hi chalta hu phir Bittu ko call karta hu...thodi der me call receive karta hai..

Bittu: - bc...aaj kaise yaad Aa gayi mere ?

Me :- bc....wo sab chod or tu kaha hai ye bata me aa raha hu tujhe milne...

Bittu :- room pe hi hu...ruk address send karta hu phone pe...

Address dekh ke me texi me Beth jata hu or texi wale ko address bata ke waha pahoch jata hu...texi wale ko Paisa de kar phir samne 6flor ki building ke under jata hu or lift se uper bittu ke room wale flor pe jata hu ....dor pe jake knock karta hu thodi hi Der me darvaje pe samne bittu khada tha...

Bittu :- haramjade....aa under Aa phir tera kam karta hu....

Me :- bhosdike....marna mat....

Phir me under jata hu to dekhta hi reh jata hu kyuki under ek Khubhsurat lakdi bhi bethi huvi thi....
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Behad hi shanadar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.

 

[Lucky..]

Behad hi shanadar or jabardast update bhai.
Bahut khoob superb.

Thank you

 

[Lucky..]

Aaj sham ko update aayega

 

[Lucky..]

UPDATE 8

Ab tak: -

Me :- abe bhosdike.… darr Gaya Kya mujhse ki ek bachhe ne teri gand mar li ye soch kar...hahaahaa...

Monty :- ( full gusse me aa jata hai ) abe tujhe jinda rehna ka moka diya tha par ab teri mout abhi me hi karunga.…
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Ab aage:-

Referee bel bajata hai or Monty mujh par attack karne lagta hai

Me uske har ek panch ko block kar deta hu….or usase dur ho jata hu wo phir mere pass aake panch marne lagta hai….or me block karta hu...pehle round me ek bhi moka nahi mila mujh par attack karne ka Monty ko is liye vo or bhi gusse me aa Gaya tha or thak bhi Gaya tha kyuki woh haf raha tha.…2 min ka break mila...

Mene pehle se soch rakha tha ki usko thaka thaka ke marunga.…saala bahot akad dikha raha hai na is liye..phir 2 min khatam huve or dusra round bhi start ho gaya me or monty amne samne Aa gaye or monty is baar bahot fast panch mar raha tha kabhi mere face pe to kabhi mere pet me marne ki Koshish kar raha tha but me use koi bhi moka nahi deta jaldi hi me block kar deta ya dur hat jata.….ab to monty bahot hi haaf raha tha uski sanse bhi full gay thi is liye mene socha chalo ab THE END kar hi dete hai...

phir mene monty face par ek panch mara to usne block kar diya but mene full speed me dusra attack per se uski chest pe kiya woh thodi dur jake niche gira itni jor se Mara tha maine.…thodi der maine wait kiya to monty wapas khada huva or gusse me mujhe marne aaya par me side me hat Gaya or wo aage ki or gir Gaya …woh phir khada huva par is baar maine use koi moka nahi diya or panch pe panch marta Gaya use block karne ka time bhi nahi diya or last me ek jor ka panch uske jabde pe diya or wo niche gir Gaya.…or behos ho gaya.…me chahta to uss jaan se me mar sakta tha par me uski jaan nahi lena chahta tha..kyuki mujhe uski fight pasand aa gayhati thi or mujhe aise fighter ki jaroot aage pad sakti thi.…is liye use hosh me aane ke bad bat karna sahi samja.…

Khair referee ne mujhe winner ghosit kiya or mujhe 20 lakh jeetne ke mile the kyuki monty pe pehle 15 lakh lage huve the wo or abhi 5 lakh lage the woh mujhe mil gaye the monty ko harane ke bad...

Sare log ab…shiv….shiv….. ke naare laga rahe the.…

Me :- oye manager Kya sach me ye 20lakh paise mere ho gaye na ab ?

Manager: - haa sir…. Apne monty ko haraya hai is liye uske sare Paisa yaha lage the wo aap jit chuke ho...

Bittu: - abe is me tujhe kya milta hai ye samaj nahi aaya?

Manager: - sir mujhe 10% kamisan milta hai.…aap jite hai us mese apki mujhe 10 % paise dene padenge wahi mere kamay hai...

Me :- chal thik hai...bittu ise 1lakh dede.…or Tu manager sun ye le mera number… jabh bhi jyada Paisa lage aisi fight to mujhe bata dena okk..

Manager: - okkay...

Phir hum waha se bahar nikal aaye or bike leke ghar ki taraf nikal gaye paise ka beg leke.….thodi der me ghar pahoch gaye or ghar ke under gaye …raat ke 12 baj gaye the to sub log so gaye the is liye me or Bittu bhi pehle mere room me gaye or or bag almari me rakh ke bed par beth gaye.…

Bittu :- Paisa ko intjam to ho gaya ab kya kare...?

Me :- abe wo sab baad me sochenge pehle fresh ho jate hai...phir khana bhi khana hai bhukh lagi hai mujhe to...

Bittu :- abe bhosdike mujhe bhi bhukh lagi hai...chal fresh hoke aate hai...

Phir me niche wale bathroom me Gaya or bittu uper wale bathroom me 20 min me naha dhoke bahar aaye oy kapde pahen ke ….niche aaye or rasode me jake khana nikalne lage … bartan ki awaj sun ke maa jag gay thi to maa rasode me dekhne Aa gay...

Maa: - tum dono ne kitne der laga di aane me kaha ghum rahe the raat me …? Khan bhi thanda ho hoga ab to...

Bittu :- bua sab baad me batayenge pehle khana kha lene do bahot joro ki bhukh lagi hai.…

Me: - haa maa aap thoda wait karo bhukh bahot lagi hai mujhe bhi …or papa so Gaye ya jag rahe hai.?

Maa :- haa kha lo pehle ….or tumhare papa so gaye hai...

Phir me or Bittu khana plat me nikal ke dining table pe aake Beth gaye or khane lage.…maa hum dono ko aise khana khate dekh kar muskura rahi thi.….thodi der me khana ho gaya …or maa plat leke rasode me chali gay...

Bittu :- maja aa gaya be khane me …bua ke hath ke khane ka swad hi alag hai sabse best khana banati hai bua...

Me :- ha be maa ke hath ka jadu hi alag hai khane me to...

Maa :- acha inta pasand aaya khana ?

Bittu :- haa bua mujhe to bahot pasand aaya khana ye chapadganju to roj apke hath ka khana khayega par mujhe to kabhi kabhi khane ko milta hai apke hath ka khana.…

Maa :- to yaha rehne aaja na phir roj khane ko milega.….

Bittu :- bua ab room ka rant agle do month ka diya huva hai to ab use vasool bhi karna padega na agar me room chod ke yaha aa Gaya to mera Paisa free me us Malik ko mil jayega...

Maa: - thik hai...jab bhi tumhari ichha ho tab aa jana...

Me :- chalo maa ab mere room me apko jo bhi janana hai waha pata chal jayega.…

Maa :- nahi beta abhi tum so jao subhah baat karenge… tum log thak gaye hoge to aaram karo raat bahot ho gay hai.…

Me :- okk …good night maa.…love you...

Maa :- g.n beta.…love you 2…

Phir maa apne room me chali jati hai or hum bhi mere room me aa jate hai.…or bed pe so jate hai.…

Bittu to thodi der me so jata hai par me aage ke plan ke bare me sochne lagta hu or sochte2 mujhe Sweaty ki baat yaad aa jati hai ki usne mujhe apne pyaar ke baare me birthday tak ka time diya huva hai uske pyar ko accpet karne ka...phir me bhi apni soch ko side me rakh so jata hu.…

Morning 4 baje ….

Meri nind khulti hai...me uthta hu or bittu ko bhi utha deta hu…or use bhi fresh hoke aane ka keh kar bathroom me chala jata hu...fresh hoke room me jake sport ke kapde pahen ke bahar nikalta hu or didi ko uthane jata hu ….didi me jata by to janvi didi or prachi didi so rahi thi mene dheere se didi ko jagaya or bahar Aa Gaya didi bathroom me chali gay phir me sweaty ke room me jata hu to vo bhi so rahi thi to mene uske gaal par ek kiss kar di to sweaty ne aankhe khol di or muskura rahi thi.…

Me :- to pehle se jag rahi thi tum ?

Sweaty: - nahi jagi to abhi hu aap ki kiss ko feel kar ke...

Me :- hmmm…

Sweaty: - kya hmmm.…chalo hato me fresh hoke aati hu niche ….

Phir me niche Aa Gaya to Bittu bhi niche tha to me bhi uske sath Beth gaya.…thodi der me didi or sweaty bhi niche Aa gay or hum nikal pade running karne...or kal wale park me pahoch gaye ….

Mene dekha to aaj bhi Acp exercise kar rahi thi park me …hum log bhi exercise karne lage …me acp ko bhi dekh raha tha … or acp ne bhi meri or dekha to hamari nazre apas me mili to me thoda dar Gaya or nazre fer li mujhe dar tha kahi baat bigad na jaye or acp galat samaj kar mujhe hi na park me pit de.…

Par aisa nahi huva thodi der bad mene vapas nazre acp taraf Kari to vo ab bhi mujhe dekh rahi thi or ek smile di mujhe.…to mene bhi ek smile dedi.….or aise hi ek dusre ko dekhte huve exercise karte rahe thodi der… phir time zim jane ka hone aaya tha to mene sabko ghar chalne ko kaha or acp ki taraf dekh ke phir ghar ki taraf nikal gaye.…

Maa:- Aa gaye exercise karke.…lo tum logo ke liye mene dudh garam kar ke ready rakha huva tha pilo ab...

Me :- Thanks maa.…

Phir hum ne sab ne dudh piya or nasta bhi kiya...or itne me papa bhi aa gaye fresh ho ke to papa ko bhi maa ne chai nasta diya...phir prachi didi bhi gay or maa ne use bhi chai nasta diya.…

Sweaty: - Bhai me ek question puchu uska jawab dogo aap log?

Sab :- haa pucho...

Sweaty: - Chai or coffe me best kon hai...? Or apki pasand Kya hai Chai ya Coffe..?

Didi :- mujhe to coffe bahot pasand hai...

Prachi :- mujhe bhi coffe bahot pasand hai is liye coffe best hai..

Sweaty :- maa papa aap bhi batao..

Papa :- mujhe to chai hi pasand hai.. haa coffe bhi pi leta hu par chai jyada pasand hai...

Maa :- mujhe bhi chai jyada pasand hai.…

Bittu :- sweaty me to abho jawab nahi dunga lucky ke bad hi mera javab milega...kyuki mujhe pata hai jo sawal tune puchna hai uska bahot bada lecture mera bhai denga to uske bad hi me javab dunga…

Sweaty: - mujhe pata tha aap aisa hi karoge...to Bhai aap batao aap ka kya kehna hai?

Me :- coffe bhi achhi hai but Chai best hai mere nazariye se…mera manana hai ki chai or coffe me kabhi coffe chai ke uper nahi ho sakti…. Chai me jo maja hai vo coffe me nahi hai...hum log coffe kyu pite hamare friends ko dekh kar na...agar Humara koi friend ho jo ameer ho to vo coffe hi piyaga kyuki uske nazariye se coffe best hoti hai...to hum log bhi hame sarminda na hona pade is liye unke sath pine lagte hai...or hum ye man lete hai ki chai se jyada coffe achi hai kyuki bade ghar ka Ladka/ Ladki bhi coffee pite hai...phir hum unki copy karne lagte hai or coffee pina start karke chai chod dete hai ….par jo maza ghar ki adrak wali chai me hai wo duniya ki kisi coffee me nahi hai.…jin logo ko sahi test karna aata hai wo samaj pate hai ki chai me kitna shukun milta hai...kisi majdur ko menhat kar ke betha ho or use chai mil jaye na to vo itna khush hota hai ki use jane amrit mil Gaya ho... to mere liye to chai hi best hai baki mere readers bata denge comment me ….hahahaa...

Sweaty :- Me bhi apki baat se sehmat hu bhai mere liye bhi chai hi best hai….

Bittu: - mere bhi pasand chai hai.….

Me :- abe pata tha mujhe Tu mere javab ke bad yahi javab dega.…

Maa :- chalo ab tum logo ka sawal javab ho gaya hi to zim me jao aaj let go gaye jyada.…

Me :- haa maa chalte hai.…chalo sweaty, didi.…or Bittu Tu yahi rehna hum aate hai 1:50 hours me okk...

Me didi or sweaty Bittu ki bike leke chale gaye zim par.…or 1:30 ghante zim me mehnat kar ke full pasina bahaya or phir ghar nikal gaye ….

Wahi dusri tarah acp aditi ke ghar par …

Acp: - kitna cute ladka tha...zindagi me pehli baar kisi ladke ko mujhe ghurte dekh kar bhi muje gussa nahi aaya or to or mujhe use dekh kar bahot hi acha lange laga mere dil me bhi kuch kuch hone laga tha.… aisa kya hai us me jo mujhe vo acha lagne laga uski to age bhi bahot kam lag rahi thi... ( acp aditi sishe ke samne vardi pahen ke bethi huvi ye sab soch rahi thi or man hi man khush ho rahi thi..)

Khafi barsho bad aaj uske face par muskurahat thi or phir amne vicharo se bahar aake ghar se nikal ke ghar lock karti hai or apni gaadi leke police station chali jati hai.…jab police station pahochi toh vaha bhi sab police vale acp adidi ke face par khushi dekh kar heran the kyu ki aaj pehli baar acp aditi ko aise dekha tha varna hamesha ghambhir hi rehti thi or gusse me rehti thi is liye sabke liye ye shocking tha ki aaj acp ko Kya ho gaya hai …yahi sab soch rahe the par kisime bhi Acp aditi se puchns ki himmat nahi thi is liye sab chup hi rahe.…
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Wahi hum log ghar pahoch ke naha ye or taiyar hoke niche aaye kyuki khana ban Gaya tha to sab dining table pe Bethe huve the papa to chale gaye the job par kyuki aaj hum let gaye the zim to papa ka time ho gaya Gaya tha job par jane ka.…

Me :- maa papa chale gaye job par ?

Maa :- ha beta unka time ho gaya tha job jane ka is to vo chale gaye Tiffin leke...

Me: - okk koi baat nahi ...hume aaj college jana hai..

Maa :- tumhare papa ki car leke jana… aise hi bahar khadi rehti hai tumhare papa bhi scooter leke jate hai to car ka use hi nahi hota jyada...

Me :- okk maa... Par sirf aaj ke liye leke jaunga..college me padhne jaunga tab to bike leke jaunga … car leke jana acha nahi lagta mujhe ….

Maa :- haa beta par tumhare pass to bike nahi hai na...

Me :- Maa vo me apko batata hu khana khake aap mere room me aao..

Sweaty :- Bhai me to apke sath hi jaungi college aap bike se jaonge to me bhi apke sath hi bike pe chalungi...

Didi :- to me kaise jaungi...itne saal bus se jati hu par ab to me bhi chotu tumhare sath chalungi...

Me :- didi aap chinta mat karo…apke college jane ka intjam bhi me kar dunga...

Didi :- okk

Phir hum sab khana khatam karte hai or me or maa mere room me aate hai to didi or choti bhi sath me aa jati hai.…Bittu ko pata tha ki me paiso ki baat karne vala hu is liye prachi didi ko niche bato me uljane laga taki vo bhi upar na Aa jaye...

Maa : haa beta bolo ab kya baat hai..?

Me :- ek min maa.…. ( or me almari se beg nikalta hu paiso vali or bed par rakh deta hu..)

Maa :- Kya hai is beg me beta ?

Me :- Maa aap Khud hi dekh lo khol ke …

Sweaty: - Maa me kholti hu… ( Or sweaty beg kholti hai to usme Paisa hota hai to dekh ke teeno ki aankhe badi ho jati hai or meri or dekhne lagti hai)

Maa :- beta itna sara Paisa kaha se aaya...?

Me :- batata hu maa.…( phir mene maa or didi logo ko kal raat ki fight ke bare me sab bata diya)

Sweaty: - wow…..yaahuuuu.…aap ne to kamal kar diya bhai...mujhe bhi apki fight dekhni thi aap mujhe bhi sath le jate to maza aa jata...

Didi :- maze ki bachhi.….bhai to apni identity chupa ke gaye Tu Kya karti vaha jakar.…Bhai ka asli name kisiko pata chalta to problem hoti hame aage...

Sweaty: - sorry didu.…me to aise hi keh diya khushi me ..

Maa :- beta aab in paiso ka kya karna hai...? Kuch socha hai ya nahi?… or kitne paise hai ye..?

Me :- ha ma mene socha hai ke aage kya karna hai ye to… par uske liye pehle papa se baat karni padegi...and ye pure 19lakh paise hai… or in paise me se me apne liye bike lene vala hu kyuki ab mujhe aage bike ki jaroorat padegi…sab jagah car se jana thik nahi hai...or didi ke liye sctooty leni hai..

Sweaty: - kya sach bhai aap apne liye bike lene vale ho..?

Me :- haa choti.…or vo bike tumhare pasand ki hi lunga okk...

Sweaty :- I love you so much bhai.…uumhaaa...

Didi :- chotu mere liye sctooty lene ki abhi kya jarurat thi..me bhi aap dono ke sath bike pe chalti na...

Me :- nahi didi aap ke liye sctooty jaroori hai... aap college itne saal bus se gayi ho par ab jyada nahi par ek sctooty to me apko dila hi sakta hu…or meri kamay ka ye pehla gift samaj kar rakh lena plzz...

Maa: - ha beta man ja...

Didi: - okk thik hai...chotu ka gift hai to rakh leti hu okk ab khush ….

Me, sweaty or maa :- haa bahot khus...

Or hasne lage hum sab ….phir maa niche chali gay or me bhi niche chala Gaya or didi or sweaty document lene room me chali gay...

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( aap log bhi comments me jaroor bataye ki Coffee ya Chai me apki pasand kya hai ?..)