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WELCOME TO THE AUGUST EDITION OF THE XFORUM SCOOP
August 1st, 2020
I hope you all enjoy reading it, and please be sure to check out every section.
Your can check out all the old editions here:- XForum Scoop
August 1st, 2020
I hope you all enjoy reading it, and please be sure to check out every section.
Your can check out all the old editions here:- XForum Scoop
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MEMBER NEWS
TOP POSTERS
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MEMBER OF THE MONTH
Now its time to announce the "MOTM" for this month. The members who are actively contributing to the forum will get an award.
Every Month a winner will be decided and the user will get A Medal
WINNERS
# | Members Name | Section |
|---|---|---|
1 | The Lounge | |
2 | Pics | |
3 | Hindi stories | |
4 | English Stories |
BEST READERS' AWARD
We have another good news for you guys, just like MOTM we are introducing here the BEST READER OF THE MONTH. This award will rotate on another member with the latest edition of XF scoop
so the very 1st member having the award of best reader of the month is Naina
NOTABLE THREADS
(section wise)
THE LOUNGE
| # | Prefix | Thread Name | TS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Funny | Normal chat, Memes chat ? | Akki ❸❸❸ |
| 2 | Funny | Dosto Ka Adda ? | ULTRA |
| 3 | Serious | XF needs a sex bot  | Indian Princess |
| 4 | No Prefix | Classified- The Untold Story | Damha |
| 5 | Funny | Story Hindi Section (Move Insect) | harshit1890 |
| 6 | No Prefix | Corona Kit: Baba Ramdev’s Patanjali launches ayurvedic medicine for coronavirus | Rooted |
| 7 | No Prefix | Some words for xforum writers | Pass1234 |
| 8 | No Prefix | HAWELI | Paglu |
| 9 | No Prefix | Ninja is Great | Sofia sweetu |
| 10 | Funny | JOkes MemeS? | Siraj Patel |
HINDI
| # | Prefix | Thread Name | TS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Adultery | काला साया – रात का सूपर हीरो(Completed) | The Pervy Sage |
| 2 | Adultery | Saniya Ek Mazboor Houswife | KIng Khan |
| 3 | Incest | Shikari Ki Bimari | Chutiyadr |
| 4 | Incest | Katha Chodampur Ki | TharkiPo |
| 5 | Sci-Fi | Treasure ~~ " Time Is Dark " | harshit1890 |
| 6 | Romance | भंवर | nain11ster |
| 7 | Romance | BEAUTY AND THE BEAST 2 | Swaraj |
| 8 | Fantasy | Kaisa Yeh Ishq Hai.... Ajab Sa Risk Hai...... | nain11ster |
| 9 | Fantasy | INSANE (GOOD AND BAD) (Completed) | Black |
| 10 | Erotica | लेडीज - गर्ल्स टॉक [ गर्ल्स व् लेडीज की आपसी बातचीत ] | Niharika |
| 11 | Erotica | Safar Meri Chahat ka (Kinky,BDSM Story) -by Hira | hira |
| 12 | Thriller | Hotel Royal Palace | Adirshi |
| 13 | Thriller | Sabz Lahoo | syed arshad |
| 14 | Horror | नदी का रहस्य | Dark Soul |
| 15 | Horror | Fear-Trap (Dar ki Nayi Inteha)... | Niks77kill |
ENGLISH
REGIONAL
| # | Prefix | Thread Name | TS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Adultery | ஏழு நிமிடங்கள் ( Completed ) | Mohan Ahuja |
| 2 | Adultery | ആഗ്രഹങ്ങൾക്ക് അതിരില്ല | Mohan Ahuja |
| 3 | Fantasy | काकी बरोबर मस्ती | seemachachi |
| 4 | Incest | அனிதா அண்ணியின் காமம் ( Completed ) | Mohan Ahuja |
| 5 | Adultery | வலைப்பதிவில் இருந்து எடுக்கப்பட்ட தமிழ் காம கதைகள் | Mohan Ahuja |
| 6 | Erotica | Sex with office collegues | samprabha2020 |
| 7 | Fantasy | Actress as teachers | samprabha2020 |
| 8 | Adultery | ചേച്ചിയും ഭാര്യയും (chechiyum bharyayum ) | Mohan Ahuja |
| 9 | Adultery | என் மனைவி பத்தினி | Mohan Ahuja |
| 10 | Adultery | എന്റെ മരുമകളുമൊത്തു | Mohan Ahuja |
BENGALI
| # | Prefix | Thread Name | TS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Erotica | মায়ের হিল্লা বিবাহ | sulekhasujoy |
| 2 | Incest | লকডাউনের রাসলীলা | Abhishek Chakraborty |
| 3 | Incest | সুন্দর শহরের ঝাপসা আলো by Jupiter10 | Abhishek Chakraborty |
| 4 | Adultery | বন্ধুকে বৌ ধার দিলাম | Manali Bose |
| 5 | Adultery | সমকামী বিবাহ | Ranaanar |
| 6 | Erotica | জীবনের মায়াজাল | Arunima Roy Chowdhury |
| 7 | Fantasy | ঘর জামাই না.......... | Ranaanar |
| 8 | Thriller | Mukhosh (sex thriller) | Sanjaysingh |
| 9 | Incest | যৌবনের ডাক | NisutiRatri |
| 10 | Incest | শেষ বেঞ্চের ছাত্র | prem543 |
TELUGU
| # | Prefix | Thread Name | TS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Adultery | ప్రమోషన్ కోసం by Sensuoushusban | ajay reddy |
| 2 | Adultery | పెళ్ళైన అమ్మాయి | ajay reddy |
| 3 | Incest | సుజాత శృంగార యాత్ర BY మేంగో శిల్ప | ajay reddy |
| 4 | Adultery | గుట్టు దాచే వావి వరసలు (పద్మజ దెంగుడు కధలు పార్ట్ | ajay reddy |
| 5 | Adultery | గుల ఎక్కిన గృహిణి ( పద్మజ దెంగుడు కధలు పార్ట్ - 3 ) - | ajay reddy |
| 6 | Incest | అమ్మ ఒక్క సెక్స్ బాంబ్ | ajay reddy |
| 7 | Adultery | జాఫర్ తెరిచిన నా పువ్వుBy Flower hunter | ajay reddy |
| 8 | Erotica | మా అపార్టుమెంటులో డాక్టర్ ఆంటీతో నా అనుభవం | kamalk |
| 9 | Incest | Kasi Kalpana(Ma Amma Kadha) | ajay reddy |
| 10 | Adultery | కోమలి: ఒక దూల లంజ | ajay reddy |
PUNJABI
| # | Prefix | Thread Name | TS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Incest | SUFNA | RDX |
| 2 | Incest | ਵਿਧਵਾ ਮੰਮੀ ਦੀ ਟਾਈਟ ਫੁੱਦੀ | gurdaspuria |
| 3 | Incest | ਡੇਰੇ ਆਲਾ ਬਾਬਾ | Manpreet |
| 4 | Fantasy | Punjabi Actress's Stories | RDX |
| 5 | Incest | Bhen Da Yaar | Sisterlover |
| 6 | Romance | Pyar bari yaad | Diljot1769 |
| 7 | Erotica | PUNJABAN IN LOCKDOWN | H.S.W |
| 8 | Incest | Majboori ya maja(power of money) | Proud Punjabi |
| 9 | Adultery | Shikari Master (Incest da tadka) | fuddilover |
| 10 | Incest | Sulaghde Akhar - Mini Kahaniya (ਸੁਲਘਦੇ ਅੱਖਰ- ਮਿੰਨੀ ਕਹਾਣੀ ਸੰਗ੍ਰਹਿ) | Busty_kaur |
PICS - ADULT
| # | Prefix | Thread Name | TS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Xclusive | Mature wife | Kalawathy |
| 2 | Videsi Pics | Ancient Game (आदिम खेला) | shyam011a |
| 3 | Videsi Pics | Beauty begins in Nudism | shyam011a |
| 4 | Videsi Pics | Booby Babe | shyam011a |
| 5 | Videsi Pics | घरेलू चूदाइ समारोह (Mom Son Incest Sex | shyam011a |
| 6 | Videsi Pics | MILF {(M)other (I)'d (L)ike to (F)**k} | shyam011a |
| 7 | Videsi Pics | Big & Perfect Tits holders | ckmomlover |
| 8 | Videsi Pics | Hairy Babe | shyam011a |
| 9 | Desi Pics | DESI GIRLS AUNTIES PURE NUDE COLLECTIONS SET BY SET | sksvc456 |
| 10 | Desi Pics | Dick raising maal 1 | arunk |
PICS - GLAMOUR
| # | Prefix | Thread Name | TS |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Mixed Bag | High Quality Celebrity Pictures | manumagnetic |
| 2 | No Prefix | Desi ass juicy big ass | lolampatam |
| 3 | No Prefix | ~~sexy Aunty J Lakshmi ~~ | Pavitra |
| 4 | No Prefix | ~~Trisha ~~ | Pavitra |
| 5 | Mixed Bag | Nadia Islam, Bangladeshi activist | Trilokthewildcatlover95 |
| 6 | Desi Pics | Naughty Fantasies about Shreya Ghoshal ??? | bigCock |
| 7 | Desi Pics | Punjabi maal figure ass boobs kamar | lolampatam |
| 8 | Mixed Bag | NAVEL cuties | hardhitter5 |
| 9 | No Prefix | GIFs-Boob shake ass shake navel shake | ts5@xb |
| 10 | No Prefix | BHARTIYA ACTRESSS HOT PICS COLLECTION | sksvc456 |
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Welcome to underground world Guffy
Thank you!
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Apan ko saala side kick bana rakha hai, bola tha powers vgera denge lekin powers ke naam pe chutiya kat gaya. Upar se ye Budhau ne bol diya ki tumhare sath inteview lene jaana hai. Sunne mein aaya hai ki tumne last time kaalu pehelvan ki lugai ched di thi aur puri staff team ko mamla sametna pada tha.
Abey tujhe itni baate kisne batai aur ye budhau kaun hai?
Abey ye Night Warrior pandu, ussi ko budhau toh bulate hai sab. Vaise bhi main bolta bahut hoon toh conversation sahi jayegi.. you know
Pehli baat.. Budhau sirf main bolunga.. senior kaun? respect se baat kar nahi toh promotion rukwa dunga. Dusri... Ye daant nikalne band kar nahi toh battisti aandar dal dunga.
Bhalai ka jamana hi nahi raha hai yrr apan to help karna chah raha tha aur tu mujhe se hadka raha hai..
Kya help karega tu?
Kuch bhi
Chal jhuk ja
abhi kaun gay ho raha hai
Sorry, Shuru se start karte hai.. Hello, Myself Genius.
Aur mai Guffy
(ignore him) we are back again abhi last time Milan2010 aka milu bhai ka interview aaya tha idhar ( aur kanjoos admi ne abhi bhi paise na bhijwaye ) aur fir USC ki wajah se late hua but now be are back mtlb khali hote hi budhau ne kaam bata diya 
To abhi kya hai last time kaafi tattoo ban rahe the khauf tha lekin abhi cases bhale jyada hon lekin khauf gayab ho gaya bc koi na rokta kahin bhi jao
to abhi kisi ka to interview lena tha lakin safety se so maine socha
Excuse me? Ham log ne socha!
Nope, maine socha credit mat kha
han to maine socha ke Dr ka interview lete hain bc us se jyada kaun safety rakhega so ham log ne XF dr ko search kiya aura ab chaahe tum good luck samjho ya badluck XF me ek hi dr dikha hame Chutiyadr inhe to aap sab jaante hi honge inhone abhi abhi best reader ka award udaya hai aur sath me writers me runner up bhi the USC me iske alawa lounge aur SS me bhi kaafi active rahte hain
To hamne
Guffy -
Sorry maine he call liya inhe
Me – Dr sahab clinic kahan hai aapka apan log ko kuch xclusive baat karni hai
Dr – (kaun sa dr samjh liya isne bc meko) bhai clinic se to aaj off le rakha hai aisa karo wo jo main market hai na XF ki UG area se pahle udhar supremo anna ki favourite shop par hun aaja
Me – guru ji itna ghuma fira ke kya bata rahe the seedhe bolte ke theke pe ho ruko mai bhi aata hun
Dr – aaja lekin free ki na pilaunga bc bill apna khud diyo
Me - chinta na karo tumhara bhi mai hi de dunga
So is convo ke baad mai aur guffy pahunche theke par ye actually khuli si jagah thi jahan par do 4 tables lagi hui thi so hamara interview shuru hota use pahle
Dr – sath me kaun hai tere
Me- are ye apna naya sectional moderator hai Guffy
Dr – are sir bathiye bathiye aap
Me – meko tu aur tera aur guffy ko sir kya baat hai
Dr – chup kar tu aaj hamare sir hain ye (aur waiter ko ishara kiya ek sabse chhipa ke )
Guffy – aur kya bbsdk bade aadmi ki sab log izzat karte tu hi ek chutiya hai
Me – iska jawab interview ke baad dunga terko
Iske baad hame drinks serve hui aur shuru hua aaj ka interview
Me - sabse pahle to fans aur readers ko wish karo aap (mtlb sab bewadon ko hi bolo)
Dr – hello doston (bc isse jyada kuch bola to ye drink share karne aa jaayenge aur aur bc mai bottle nahi dene wala kis ko apni )
Me - Xf scoop ke baare me kya vichar hain aur kaisa lag raha hai interview deke
Dr - XF scoop majedaar chij hai , main har bar pura edition padhta hu iska , aur aasha karta hu ki ye har mahine aaye lekin aata nahi
sach puchho to mujhe bhut hi khushi ho rahi hai, isse pahle aisa interview maine XP par diya tha best writer ka dabba jitne ke bad, thodi celebrety wali felling aati hai na yar , yanha dabba to milta nahi kam se kam ye to mila
Me – abhi USC ke wajah se ruke hue the ham log nahi to late na hota
Guffy (bsdka jhooth bol raha USC me kaam na kiya isne ye aur budhau Mischief ke saath mujra dekhne jaate the lawde log meko na leke gaye hote to abhi pol klhol deta)
Me - khair ye chhodiye aage badhne se pahle ek sawal ka jabab do aap Ye chutia dr kaisa naam hai I mean isse ache ache naam rakh sakte the aap
Dr- dr chutiya to hote hi hai bhale hi bahut kam time ke liye ho ..
kajal ke sath aisa hai ki jab main biwi ke karname likh raha tha to biwi ke roop me maine kajal agrawal ko imagine kiya , kyoki unka chahra bolta hai bahut expressive face hai unka aur mujhe bahut pasand bhi thi , cute bhi dikhti hai lekin tej bhi hai ..
wahi se kajal ka character develop kiya tha , wo character itana pasand kiya gaya ki dosto ne har story me use lane ki jid karni shuru kar di , ab apne khas readers ki bat to manani hi padti hai naa
meri khud ki likhi fav story hai biwi ke karname aur khubsoorat daikait ... in dono ka narration bahut hi achcha hai, itna ki kabhi kabhi mujhe khud yakin nahi hota ki main itana achcha kaise likh sakta hu iske alawa jimmedari kuchh nayi kuchh purani bhi mujhe pasand aati hai padhne me
Me – noice noice tp kaise shuru hui aapki virtual forums ki journey :P aur XF par kaise aana hua
Dr - main salo se ek silent reader hi raha XP me fir id banane ki sochi naam rakhna chah raha tha drchutiya lekin mujhse mistek ho gaya aur naam ho gaya chutiyadr ..
khair us ID ke sath maine likhna shuru kiya aur fir gul khile safer ki shuruwat ho gayi ..XF pe aane ki to bahut intresting story hai , XP band hone ke bad jo mila wahi likhna shuru kar diye the , kuchh purane dost bhi wanha mil gaye lekin wo maja nahi aata tha hame , isi silsile me ek purane dost love1994 se bat hui ,
jine story aadhe me chhodne ki aadat hai maine unko unki stoy ke bare me puchha tab XF ke bare me pata chala aur main yanha aa gaya yanha purane dost mile aur fir se safar chalu ho gaya
Dr – waise ye baat interviewme mat chhapna lakin love ne meko itna bolne ke liye daaru pilai thi corrupt aadmi hai yrr batao naam lene ke liye bhi koi rishwat deta hai, lakin tu ye baat na use boliyo na interview me nahi to acha nahi lagega na
interview me to chhap hi denge inko kya hi pata chalega
Me - XP par kaafi rahe to kaisa tha sab kuch dost dushman kuch khatti meethi yaaden share keejiye
Dr - XP par dost bahut bane , dushaman maine banne nahi diya
meri har story me bawal jarur hota raha hai , aur main story ke bich me galiya khata raha hu , pahle ye sabhi chije achchi nahi lagti hai ab koi gariyaye nahi to achcha nahi lagta
jhagare bahut hue lekin sirf creative mamalo ko lekar , do char nahi likhta tha gusse me fir se aa jata tha , bas aise hi chalta raha aur jin logo se jhagda hota tha aaj wo yanha mere sabse achche dosto me hai ..
Me- (han waise bhi bebadon ka jhagda kahan lamba chalta hai ) to sir XP band hone par kaisa laga tha aapko
Dr - aisa laga jaise jivan ka ek part hi khatm ho gaya .. kai dino tak to us sadame se ubhar hi nahi paya tha , likhana bilkul hi band ho gaya , kisi ki koi gali nahi koi jhagda nahi so sad yaar ..
Me - XF vs XP kya khayal hai kaun behtar hai aur kyon
Dr - bhai bhuddho ko apni jawani ke purane din hi achche lagte hai
ham XF me bujurgo ki shreni me aane lage hai ab , main XP se us samay jude the jab mujhe adult story ka koi gyan hi nahi tha aur main bilkul bawala hokar stories padhta tha ,
bas yahi sochata tha ki log aisa bhi soch sakte hai aur aisa likhne ki aajadi bhi mil sakti hai .. mere liye XP mere testosteron ko boost karne wala karak raha hai .. to aap samjh sakte ho ki usse kitna pyar hoga ..
lekin XF ek aisa platform hai jo XP ki kami ko bahut had tak bhar chuka hai,XP salo se chal raha tha aur logo ki bharmaar thi wanha ise us mukam par pahuchne me thoda time to lagega lekin aasha hai ye jald hi pahuch jaye ..
yanha english section bada suna hai ye mujhe thoda khalta hai hamesha se , meri english jhand hai warna main english me sex stories ki bharmar laga deta , aur sab cuckold wali
aise bhi janha tak maine dekha hai english me cuckold likhne walo ko ijjat milti hai aur hindi me uska aadha bhi likho to readers jute marte hai ..
Me - controversies aur mujre ke baare me kya khayal hai
Dr -ye dono lounge ki chije hai aur main lounge se hamesha se dur hi raha XP me bhi aur XF me bhi , lounge me maine aajtak daru pike tunn hokar thread kholne ke alawa kuchh nahi kiya hai
main ss ka hi banda raha hu aur controversies bhi meri stories me hi hui hai kabhi kabhi jaise ki maine uper likha jab main force ya thoda cuckold wale scene likhta hu, ya fir story ko end karte time thodi backloli jarur ho jati hai..
dost hi bhadak jate hai aur chutiya chutiya bolne lagte hai , ye bhi koi bat hoti hai kya
Me – wahi to aise dost kiss kaam ke isse ache to apne guffy sir hai kucch bhi help ka bolo turant karte hain
Guffy – tune ek aur baar help ka bola na to mai kale wale jungle me daaru daal ke aag laga dunga
Me – sorry sir
Guffy – theek hai theek hai interview jaari rakh
Me – to dr aap apni drinking habit ko publickly disclose karte rahte ho kyon
Dr - yar main asal jivan me aise pita hu ki mere ghar walo ko aaj tak nahi pata chala , ab yanha to khulkar bat karne do .
aise bhi pine ke bad ki duniya thodi alag hoti hai aur story likhna matlab hai ki apne aap ko explor karna , ager aap story ke jariye ya dosto se bat karke khud ko explor nahi kar paoge to aapko bhi mere jaise kisi dr. ke paas jana pad sakta hai
dusara psychology ki bhasha me bat kare to pina se main apne complexes ko samne la sakta hu , thoda halka ho jata hu , isliye mujhe to pi kar backloli karna bahut pasand hai ..
aam jivan me kuchh na kuchh kand bhi karta hu full tight hokar aur virtual life me thread khol leta hu
Me - yahan ke Story section (SS) ke baare me kya khayal hai
Dr - hindi ka ss to kamal ka hai yanha par gajb ke writer hai aur gajab ke readers hai , bas english ss thoda lul hai abhi , ummid hai ki wanha par bhi achche writer aayenge ,
Me – hope so , to aapke pasandeeda writers kaun rahe hain over all aur XF par bhi
Dr - over all to bahut hai , sahitya ka bada fan raha hu to bahut logo ko padha hai , parsahi ji ka fan hu , aur abhi Amish Tripathi ki books padh raha hu , ramchandra series kamaal ki hai wo bhi ..
XF me to main abhi nainstar bhai ka bada fan ho gaya hu jab se unki stories padhani shuru ki hai ..
uske alawa kai writers hai jaise musafir bhai ,pritambs, inke alawa jo bhi achchi story achche narration ke sath likhe mujhe achcha lagta hai padhna ..
mere liye story me plot se jyda narration ki ahmiyat hoti hai , achchi narration mujhe janha mil jaye main us story ko nahi chhota , aur uske sath plot bhi achcha ho jaye to fir to sone par suhaga wali bat hoti hai ..
kyoki achcha narration aapko story me bilkul invole kar deta hai aap us duniya me chale jate ho janha writer aapko le jana chahta hai fir kuchh achcha ya bura nahi hota bas ek story hoti hai aur uske apne emotions hote hai aur uske apne maje hote hai ..
Me – I agree, sabhi writers jo unka time yahan deker fun spread kar rahe hain aur unko hamari taraf se bada wala thanks
Guffy – meri taraf se bhi bol
Me – the great helper guffy sir ke taraf se bhi contact him if you need any kind of help
Me - aapki writing ka safar kaise shuru hua
Dr - jaisa pahle hi bataya padhne ka main bhari soukin aadami raha hu, au jo bhi padhne ka shoukin hota hai wo kabhi na kabhi to likhta hi hai , jab main college me tha to maine kavita aur shayari wagerah hi likha karta tha kabhi kabhi kuchh kahaniya likh leta tha ..
fir mere dimag me aaya ki kyo na ek novel likha jaye . aadha likh bhi liya tha aur jo mere creative dost hai unhe maine wo dikhaya , unhone kaha ki sale tu kya mastraam likh raha hai ..
bat aayi gayi ho gayi lekin fir mujhe XP mila , pahle maine bahut padha aur uske bad ID bankar likhna shuru kar diya kyoki ye wo jagah thi janha mujhe likhane ki aajadi milti hai , jo main chahu wo main likh sakta hu ..
to duniya ke liye main jo likhta tha wo kai dusari jagho par jate the aur jo khud ki santushti ke liye likhta tha wo XP me post karta tha .. ye silsila shuru hua dost bane fir unke liye bhi likhne laga ...
Me - aaj tak total kitni stories likhi hain aapne aur as a reader aapko apni kaun si story pasand hai
Dr - XP aur XF ki bat kare to abhi meri 11th long story running me hai , baki ki 10 complte kar chuka hu iske alawa bahut sari short stories likha hu yanha par jisme se 4 abhi XF me moujud hai usc me jo likha tha , 2 VCS XP ke liye likha tah aur kai short stories XP me alag se likha tha .. baaki randi se pyar mujhe kaafi pasand hai meri 1st romance story hai
Me - aapne incest stories me bhi hath aajmaaya jo ki communities me kaafi bura maana jaata hai aapka kya kahna hai is baare me
Dr - main aaya tha adultry likhne ajb maine apni pahali story didi aur dost shuru ki thi lekin readers ka aisa pressur pada ki use incest banana pad gaya
iske alawa meri sabse jyda pasand ki jane wali sabhi stories adultry hi hai , sirf ek romance wali hai ..
incest maine asal me bahut hi kam likha hai , abhi to bahut likhna baki hai ..
janha tak incest ke taboo hone ki bat hai bhai paap karne me hi to asali maja hai , normal sex me maja aata hai real jindagi me lekin jab aap fantesy me jao to batao ki biwi ya gf ko sochkar koi hilata hai ,
hilane ke liye chahiye koi aisi chij jo aap real life me naa kar salo aur incest wo ek chij hai iske alawa bhi bahut hai jaise pahale bhi kaha ki cuckolding, swaping , force , ya fir jaisa aajkal main bahut likh raha hu ajib jagaho me sex like rail ki patari ya fir public me ye sab ..
to bat ka saar ye hai jaisa ki ek mahan psychologist ne kaha ki maja to bhaiya paap me hi hai (note- ye mahan psychologist ko log dr chutiya kahte hai )
iske pichhe bhi bahut badi psychology kaam karti hai , wo samjhna ho to paisa dena hoga , sab free me hi samjhna hai kya
Me - aapko khud ko 1 se 10 me kis star ka writer maante hain
Dr - alag alag jagh aoukat alag alag hoti hai dost
ye kadawa sach hai , pahle main khud ko XF ki stories ke hisab se 9-9.5 tak manta tha lekin jab se nainu bhai ki stories padhi to ab 7-8 par aa gaya hu ..
janha real naam se likhta hu wanha to aise writer bhare pade hai ki unki writing dekh kar hi muh fate ka fata rah jata hai ..
mere pas acchi chij ye hai ki main chijo ko thik thak narrate kar leta hu lekin vision naam ki bhi ek chij hoti hai ab lagta hai ki buddha hote ja raha hu vision gayab ho raha hai ..
naye ideas aate nahi , bahut dukh hai bhai kabhi milo haweli me dukhada sunaunga ..
Me- sure sir kaisi baat kardi aapne agar daaru pilaoge to jaroor aayenge
Dr – bas yahi baat galat hai agar haweli aana ha into 2 bottle mere liye bhi leke aana warna no entry
Me – Lol aage badhte hain fir , forum ki behtari ke liye loi sujhav
Dr - english ke writer ko khoj kar lao, english ss ka kadra thoda badhega aur readers bhi badhenge
baki jaisa chal raha hai i am happy with it ...
Baaki bahut ho gaye tere sawal jawab ab na de raha mai koi answer han guffy sir aapko kuch poochna hai kya
Guffy – han bilkul bilkul to pahle aap ye bataiye ke, daaru peeke kitni baar naali me gire ho
Me- ( gai bhains paani me )
Dr – agar ye sawal ye poochta to jawab na deta lekin guffy sir ne poocha hai isliye.......
nali me to nahi gira hu lekin nadi me jarur kud gaya tha marte marte bacha tha
aur nanga hokar bolybol bhi khel chuka hu apne college campus me lekin us samay lagbhag 100 log usi halat me the koi bada achivment nahi kaha ja sakta
bahut kand kiye hai daru pikar, lekin nali me nahi gira ..ha ek bar daru me talli hokar ek ganjedi ke pass jakar ganja bhi khich liya tab fist floor se niche gira tha bas ,
capicity bahut hai dost apni , bas aajkal kam kar diya hai ..
Guffy - usc me writer bhi aap hi jeete aur best reader ka award bhi aakhi chaahte kya ho ?
Dr - main bas writer aur reader wala dabba chahta hu
writer wala abhi bhi nahi mila hai
Guffy – chalo ye batao ke jab akash ka affair madam ke sath karaya to unka scene complete kyon na kiya
Dr - ooff ye tumhare wusul tumhare adarsh aur innocent akash
shadi karwa di thi story me aur kitna complet karta bhai , ab sabko suhagraat dekhna tha lekin maine akki bro ki privecy ka thoda khyal kar liya
Aur kuch guffy sir?
Me – na ab rahne do bas ek good bye bol do readers ko
Dr - bye dosto .. koi aur sawal ho to main ss, cc aur lugunge par uplabdh rahta hu , aap sampark kar sakte hai ..
daru pine ke fayde janne ke liye PM kare
aur consiling karwane ke liye jeb me paise rakhe tab hi PM kare
bye!
Me- hash finally khatam hua ye chalo ab chalet hain bill managao aap
Dr ne ishara kiya aur waiter bill leke aaya jo ke tha total 14900 rupay ka to maine aur dr ne ek sath card nikala aur bill den eke liye jhagadne lage hame dekh kar guffy sir ne bhi card nikala aur bole tum sab rahne do mai dunga
Ham sab idhar bill ke liye lad rahe the aur udhar waiter hame dekh raha tha aur jab ham 3no ne ek sath card uski taraf badhaya to usne aage badh kar guffy wala card pakad liya aur ye dekh kar hamne muskuraate hue apna card wapas rakh liya idhar guffy sir aur waiter dono card ko apni taraf kheench rahe the lekin finally card waiter ke pass hi gaya jise wo kuch der me wapas kar gaya lekin isme guffy ko almost 15K ka choona lag gaya
Ham log hath mila ke uthe aur dr hame chhodne bahar taka aye lekin mai bola are mera phone andar rah gaya mai abhi aata hun aur andar aakar maine waiter se 10K rupay liye as bill kewal 4000 ka tha baaki 9oo uske aur 10000 hamare ye wahi waiter hai jisko starting me dr ne ishara kiya tha
Bahar aake maine dr ko 5K pakdaaye aur ham UG me wapas aa gaye
Thank you!
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Apan ko saala side kick bana rakha hai, bola tha powers vgera denge lekin powers ke naam pe chutiya kat gaya. Upar se ye Budhau ne bol diya ki tumhare sath inteview lene jaana hai. Sunne mein aaya hai ki tumne last time kaalu pehelvan ki lugai ched di thi aur puri staff team ko mamla sametna pada tha.
Abey tujhe itni baate kisne batai aur ye budhau kaun hai?
Abey ye Night Warrior pandu, ussi ko budhau toh bulate hai sab. Vaise bhi main bolta bahut hoon toh conversation sahi jayegi.. you know
Pehli baat.. Budhau sirf main bolunga.. senior kaun? respect se baat kar nahi toh promotion rukwa dunga. Dusri... Ye daant nikalne band kar nahi toh battisti aandar dal dunga.
Bhalai ka jamana hi nahi raha hai yrr apan to help karna chah raha tha aur tu mujhe se hadka raha hai..
Kya help karega tu?
Kuch bhi
Chal jhuk ja
abhi kaun gay ho raha haiSorry, Shuru se start karte hai.. Hello, Myself Genius.
Aur mai Guffy
(ignore him) we are back again abhi last time Milan2010 aka milu bhai ka interview aaya tha idhar ( aur kanjoos admi ne abhi bhi paise na bhijwaye
) aur fir USC ki wajah se late hua but now be are back mtlb khali hote hi budhau ne kaam bata diya To abhi kya hai last time kaafi tattoo ban rahe the khauf tha lekin abhi cases bhale jyada hon lekin khauf gayab ho gaya bc koi na rokta kahin bhi jao
to abhi kisi ka to interview lena tha lakin safety se so maine sochaExcuse me? Ham log ne socha!
Nope, maine socha credit mat kha
han to maine socha ke Dr ka interview lete hain bc us se jyada kaun safety rakhega so ham log ne XF dr ko search kiya aura ab chaahe tum good luck samjho ya badluck XF me ek hi dr dikha hame Chutiyadr inhe to aap sab jaante hi honge inhone abhi abhi best reader ka award udaya hai aur sath me writers me runner up bhi the USC me iske alawa lounge aur SS me bhi kaafi active rahte hainTo hamne
Guffy -
Sorry maine he call liya inhe
Me – Dr sahab clinic kahan hai aapka apan log ko kuch xclusive baat karni hai
Dr – (kaun sa dr samjh liya isne bc meko) bhai clinic se to aaj off le rakha hai aisa karo wo jo main market hai na XF ki UG area se pahle udhar supremo anna ki favourite shop par hun aaja
Me – guru ji itna ghuma fira ke kya bata rahe the seedhe bolte ke theke pe ho ruko mai bhi aata hun
Dr – aaja lekin free ki na pilaunga bc bill apna khud diyo
Me - chinta na karo tumhara bhi mai hi de dunga
So is convo ke baad mai aur guffy pahunche theke par ye actually khuli si jagah thi jahan par do 4 tables lagi hui thi so hamara interview shuru hota use pahle
Dr – sath me kaun hai tere
Me- are ye apna naya sectional moderator hai Guffy
Dr – are sir bathiye bathiye aap
Me – meko tu aur tera aur guffy ko sir kya baat hai
Dr – chup kar tu aaj hamare sir hain ye (aur waiter ko ishara kiya ek sabse chhipa ke )
Guffy – aur kya bbsdk bade aadmi ki sab log izzat karte tu hi ek chutiya hai
Me – iska jawab interview ke baad dunga terko
Iske baad hame drinks serve hui aur shuru hua aaj ka interview
Me - sabse pahle to fans aur readers ko wish karo aap (mtlb sab bewadon ko hi bolo)
Dr – hello doston (bc isse jyada kuch bola to ye drink share karne aa jaayenge aur aur bc mai bottle nahi dene wala kis ko apni
)Me - Xf scoop ke baare me kya vichar hain aur kaisa lag raha hai interview deke
Dr - XF scoop majedaar chij hai , main har bar pura edition padhta hu iska , aur aasha karta hu ki ye har mahine aaye lekin aata nahi
sach puchho to mujhe bhut hi khushi ho rahi hai, isse pahle aisa interview maine XP par diya tha best writer ka dabba jitne ke bad, thodi celebrety wali felling aati hai na yar , yanha dabba to milta nahi kam se kam ye to mila
Me – abhi USC ke wajah se ruke hue the ham log nahi to late na hota
Guffy (bsdka jhooth bol raha USC me kaam na kiya isne ye aur budhau Mischief ke saath mujra dekhne jaate the lawde log meko na leke gaye hote to abhi pol klhol deta)
Me - khair ye chhodiye aage badhne se pahle ek sawal ka jabab do aap Ye chutia dr kaisa naam hai I mean isse ache ache naam rakh sakte the aap
Dr- dr chutiya to hote hi hai bhale hi bahut kam time ke liye ho ..
kajal ke sath aisa hai ki jab main biwi ke karname likh raha tha to biwi ke roop me maine kajal agrawal ko imagine kiya , kyoki unka chahra bolta hai bahut expressive face hai unka aur mujhe bahut pasand bhi thi , cute bhi dikhti hai lekin tej bhi hai ..
wahi se kajal ka character develop kiya tha , wo character itana pasand kiya gaya ki dosto ne har story me use lane ki jid karni shuru kar di , ab apne khas readers ki bat to manani hi padti hai naa
meri khud ki likhi fav story hai biwi ke karname aur khubsoorat daikait ... in dono ka narration bahut hi achcha hai, itna ki kabhi kabhi mujhe khud yakin nahi hota ki main itana achcha kaise likh sakta hu iske alawa jimmedari kuchh nayi kuchh purani bhi mujhe pasand aati hai padhne me
Me – noice noice tp kaise shuru hui aapki virtual forums ki journey :P aur XF par kaise aana hua
Dr - main salo se ek silent reader hi raha XP me fir id banane ki sochi naam rakhna chah raha tha drchutiya lekin mujhse mistek ho gaya aur naam ho gaya chutiyadr ..
khair us ID ke sath maine likhna shuru kiya aur fir gul khile safer ki shuruwat ho gayi ..XF pe aane ki to bahut intresting story hai , XP band hone ke bad jo mila wahi likhna shuru kar diye the , kuchh purane dost bhi wanha mil gaye lekin wo maja nahi aata tha hame , isi silsile me ek purane dost love1994 se bat hui ,
jine story aadhe me chhodne ki aadat hai maine unko unki stoy ke bare me puchha tab XF ke bare me pata chala aur main yanha aa gaya yanha purane dost mile aur fir se safar chalu ho gaya
Dr – waise ye baat interviewme mat chhapna lakin love ne meko itna bolne ke liye daaru pilai thi corrupt aadmi hai yrr batao naam lene ke liye bhi koi rishwat deta hai, lakin tu ye baat na use boliyo na interview me nahi to acha nahi lagega na
interview me to chhap hi denge inko kya hi pata chalega
Me - XP par kaafi rahe to kaisa tha sab kuch dost dushman kuch khatti meethi yaaden share keejiye
Dr - XP par dost bahut bane , dushaman maine banne nahi diya
meri har story me bawal jarur hota raha hai , aur main story ke bich me galiya khata raha hu , pahle ye sabhi chije achchi nahi lagti hai ab koi gariyaye nahi to achcha nahi lagta
jhagare bahut hue lekin sirf creative mamalo ko lekar , do char nahi likhta tha gusse me fir se aa jata tha , bas aise hi chalta raha aur jin logo se jhagda hota tha aaj wo yanha mere sabse achche dosto me hai ..
Me- (han waise bhi bebadon ka jhagda kahan lamba chalta hai ) to sir XP band hone par kaisa laga tha aapko
Dr - aisa laga jaise jivan ka ek part hi khatm ho gaya .. kai dino tak to us sadame se ubhar hi nahi paya tha , likhana bilkul hi band ho gaya , kisi ki koi gali nahi koi jhagda nahi so sad yaar ..
Me - XF vs XP kya khayal hai kaun behtar hai aur kyon
Dr - bhai bhuddho ko apni jawani ke purane din hi achche lagte hai
ham XF me bujurgo ki shreni me aane lage hai ab , main XP se us samay jude the jab mujhe adult story ka koi gyan hi nahi tha aur main bilkul bawala hokar stories padhta tha ,
bas yahi sochata tha ki log aisa bhi soch sakte hai aur aisa likhne ki aajadi bhi mil sakti hai .. mere liye XP mere testosteron ko boost karne wala karak raha hai .. to aap samjh sakte ho ki usse kitna pyar hoga ..
lekin XF ek aisa platform hai jo XP ki kami ko bahut had tak bhar chuka hai,XP salo se chal raha tha aur logo ki bharmaar thi wanha ise us mukam par pahuchne me thoda time to lagega lekin aasha hai ye jald hi pahuch jaye ..
yanha english section bada suna hai ye mujhe thoda khalta hai hamesha se , meri english jhand hai warna main english me sex stories ki bharmar laga deta , aur sab cuckold wali
aise bhi janha tak maine dekha hai english me cuckold likhne walo ko ijjat milti hai aur hindi me uska aadha bhi likho to readers jute marte hai ..
Me - controversies aur mujre ke baare me kya khayal hai
Dr -ye dono lounge ki chije hai aur main lounge se hamesha se dur hi raha XP me bhi aur XF me bhi , lounge me maine aajtak daru pike tunn hokar thread kholne ke alawa kuchh nahi kiya hai
main ss ka hi banda raha hu aur controversies bhi meri stories me hi hui hai kabhi kabhi jaise ki maine uper likha jab main force ya thoda cuckold wale scene likhta hu, ya fir story ko end karte time thodi backloli jarur ho jati hai..
dost hi bhadak jate hai aur chutiya chutiya bolne lagte hai , ye bhi koi bat hoti hai kya
Me – wahi to aise dost kiss kaam ke isse ache to apne guffy sir hai kucch bhi help ka bolo turant karte hain
Guffy – tune ek aur baar help ka bola na to mai kale wale jungle me daaru daal ke aag laga dunga
Me – sorry sir
Guffy – theek hai theek hai interview jaari rakh
Me – to dr aap apni drinking habit ko publickly disclose karte rahte ho kyon
Dr - yar main asal jivan me aise pita hu ki mere ghar walo ko aaj tak nahi pata chala , ab yanha to khulkar bat karne do .
aise bhi pine ke bad ki duniya thodi alag hoti hai aur story likhna matlab hai ki apne aap ko explor karna , ager aap story ke jariye ya dosto se bat karke khud ko explor nahi kar paoge to aapko bhi mere jaise kisi dr. ke paas jana pad sakta hai
dusara psychology ki bhasha me bat kare to pina se main apne complexes ko samne la sakta hu , thoda halka ho jata hu , isliye mujhe to pi kar backloli karna bahut pasand hai ..
aam jivan me kuchh na kuchh kand bhi karta hu full tight hokar aur virtual life me thread khol leta hu
Me - yahan ke Story section (SS) ke baare me kya khayal hai
Dr - hindi ka ss to kamal ka hai yanha par gajb ke writer hai aur gajab ke readers hai , bas english ss thoda lul hai abhi , ummid hai ki wanha par bhi achche writer aayenge ,
Me – hope so , to aapke pasandeeda writers kaun rahe hain over all aur XF par bhi
Dr - over all to bahut hai , sahitya ka bada fan raha hu to bahut logo ko padha hai , parsahi ji ka fan hu , aur abhi Amish Tripathi ki books padh raha hu , ramchandra series kamaal ki hai wo bhi ..
XF me to main abhi nainstar bhai ka bada fan ho gaya hu jab se unki stories padhani shuru ki hai ..
uske alawa kai writers hai jaise musafir bhai ,pritambs, inke alawa jo bhi achchi story achche narration ke sath likhe mujhe achcha lagta hai padhna ..
mere liye story me plot se jyda narration ki ahmiyat hoti hai , achchi narration mujhe janha mil jaye main us story ko nahi chhota , aur uske sath plot bhi achcha ho jaye to fir to sone par suhaga wali bat hoti hai ..
kyoki achcha narration aapko story me bilkul invole kar deta hai aap us duniya me chale jate ho janha writer aapko le jana chahta hai fir kuchh achcha ya bura nahi hota bas ek story hoti hai aur uske apne emotions hote hai aur uske apne maje hote hai ..
Me – I agree, sabhi writers jo unka time yahan deker fun spread kar rahe hain aur unko hamari taraf se bada wala thanks
Guffy – meri taraf se bhi bol
Me – the great helper guffy sir ke taraf se bhi contact him if you need any kind of help
Me - aapki writing ka safar kaise shuru hua
Dr - jaisa pahle hi bataya padhne ka main bhari soukin aadami raha hu, au jo bhi padhne ka shoukin hota hai wo kabhi na kabhi to likhta hi hai , jab main college me tha to maine kavita aur shayari wagerah hi likha karta tha kabhi kabhi kuchh kahaniya likh leta tha ..
fir mere dimag me aaya ki kyo na ek novel likha jaye . aadha likh bhi liya tha aur jo mere creative dost hai unhe maine wo dikhaya , unhone kaha ki sale tu kya mastraam likh raha hai ..
bat aayi gayi ho gayi lekin fir mujhe XP mila , pahle maine bahut padha aur uske bad ID bankar likhna shuru kar diya kyoki ye wo jagah thi janha mujhe likhane ki aajadi milti hai , jo main chahu wo main likh sakta hu ..
to duniya ke liye main jo likhta tha wo kai dusari jagho par jate the aur jo khud ki santushti ke liye likhta tha wo XP me post karta tha .. ye silsila shuru hua dost bane fir unke liye bhi likhne laga ...
Me - aaj tak total kitni stories likhi hain aapne aur as a reader aapko apni kaun si story pasand hai
Dr - XP aur XF ki bat kare to abhi meri 11th long story running me hai , baki ki 10 complte kar chuka hu iske alawa bahut sari short stories likha hu yanha par jisme se 4 abhi XF me moujud hai usc me jo likha tha , 2 VCS XP ke liye likha tah aur kai short stories XP me alag se likha tha .. baaki randi se pyar mujhe kaafi pasand hai meri 1st romance story hai
Me - aapne incest stories me bhi hath aajmaaya jo ki communities me kaafi bura maana jaata hai aapka kya kahna hai is baare me
Dr - main aaya tha adultry likhne ajb maine apni pahali story didi aur dost shuru ki thi lekin readers ka aisa pressur pada ki use incest banana pad gaya
iske alawa meri sabse jyda pasand ki jane wali sabhi stories adultry hi hai , sirf ek romance wali hai ..
incest maine asal me bahut hi kam likha hai , abhi to bahut likhna baki hai ..
janha tak incest ke taboo hone ki bat hai bhai paap karne me hi to asali maja hai , normal sex me maja aata hai real jindagi me lekin jab aap fantesy me jao to batao ki biwi ya gf ko sochkar koi hilata hai ,
hilane ke liye chahiye koi aisi chij jo aap real life me naa kar salo aur incest wo ek chij hai iske alawa bhi bahut hai jaise pahale bhi kaha ki cuckolding, swaping , force , ya fir jaisa aajkal main bahut likh raha hu ajib jagaho me sex like rail ki patari ya fir public me ye sab ..
to bat ka saar ye hai jaisa ki ek mahan psychologist ne kaha ki maja to bhaiya paap me hi hai (note- ye mahan psychologist ko log dr chutiya kahte hai )
iske pichhe bhi bahut badi psychology kaam karti hai , wo samjhna ho to paisa dena hoga , sab free me hi samjhna hai kya
Me - aapko khud ko 1 se 10 me kis star ka writer maante hain
Dr - alag alag jagh aoukat alag alag hoti hai dost
ye kadawa sach hai , pahle main khud ko XF ki stories ke hisab se 9-9.5 tak manta tha lekin jab se nainu bhai ki stories padhi to ab 7-8 par aa gaya hu ..
janha real naam se likhta hu wanha to aise writer bhare pade hai ki unki writing dekh kar hi muh fate ka fata rah jata hai ..
mere pas acchi chij ye hai ki main chijo ko thik thak narrate kar leta hu lekin vision naam ki bhi ek chij hoti hai ab lagta hai ki buddha hote ja raha hu vision gayab ho raha hai ..
naye ideas aate nahi , bahut dukh hai bhai kabhi milo haweli me dukhada sunaunga ..
Me- sure sir kaisi baat kardi aapne agar daaru pilaoge to jaroor aayenge
Dr – bas yahi baat galat hai agar haweli aana ha into 2 bottle mere liye bhi leke aana warna no entry
Me – Lol aage badhte hain fir , forum ki behtari ke liye loi sujhav
Dr - english ke writer ko khoj kar lao, english ss ka kadra thoda badhega aur readers bhi badhenge
baki jaisa chal raha hai i am happy with it ...
Baaki bahut ho gaye tere sawal jawab ab na de raha mai koi answer han guffy sir aapko kuch poochna hai kya
Guffy – han bilkul bilkul to pahle aap ye bataiye ke, daaru peeke kitni baar naali me gire ho
Me- ( gai bhains paani me )
Dr – agar ye sawal ye poochta to jawab na deta lekin guffy sir ne poocha hai isliye.......
nali me to nahi gira hu lekin nadi me jarur kud gaya tha marte marte bacha tha
aur nanga hokar bolybol bhi khel chuka hu apne college campus me lekin us samay lagbhag 100 log usi halat me the koi bada achivment nahi kaha ja sakta
bahut kand kiye hai daru pikar, lekin nali me nahi gira ..ha ek bar daru me talli hokar ek ganjedi ke pass jakar ganja bhi khich liya tab fist floor se niche gira tha bas ,
capicity bahut hai dost apni , bas aajkal kam kar diya hai ..
Guffy - usc me writer bhi aap hi jeete aur best reader ka award bhi aakhi chaahte kya ho ?
Dr - main bas writer aur reader wala dabba chahta hu
writer wala abhi bhi nahi mila hai
Guffy – chalo ye batao ke jab akash ka affair madam ke sath karaya to unka scene complete kyon na kiya
Dr - ooff ye tumhare wusul tumhare adarsh aur innocent akash
shadi karwa di thi story me aur kitna complet karta bhai , ab sabko suhagraat dekhna tha lekin maine akki bro ki privecy ka thoda khyal kar liya
Aur kuch guffy sir?
Me – na ab rahne do bas ek good bye bol do readers ko
Dr - bye dosto .. koi aur sawal ho to main ss, cc aur lugunge par uplabdh rahta hu , aap sampark kar sakte hai ..
daru pine ke fayde janne ke liye PM kare
aur consiling karwane ke liye jeb me paise rakhe tab hi PM kare
bye!
Me- hash finally khatam hua ye chalo ab chalet hain bill managao aap
Dr ne ishara kiya aur waiter bill leke aaya jo ke tha total 14900 rupay ka to maine aur dr ne ek sath card nikala aur bill den eke liye jhagadne lage hame dekh kar guffy sir ne bhi card nikala aur bole tum sab rahne do mai dunga
Ham sab idhar bill ke liye lad rahe the aur udhar waiter hame dekh raha tha aur jab ham 3no ne ek sath card uski taraf badhaya to usne aage badh kar guffy wala card pakad liya aur ye dekh kar hamne muskuraate hue apna card wapas rakh liya idhar guffy sir aur waiter dono card ko apni taraf kheench rahe the lekin finally card waiter ke pass hi gaya jise wo kuch der me wapas kar gaya lekin isme guffy ko almost 15K ka choona lag gaya
Ham log hath mila ke uthe aur dr hame chhodne bahar taka aye lekin mai bola are mera phone andar rah gaya mai abhi aata hun aur andar aakar maine waiter se 10K rupay liye as bill kewal 4000 ka tha baaki 9oo uske aur 10000 hamare ye wahi waiter hai jisko starting me dr ne ishara kiya tha
Bahar aake maine dr ko 5K pakdaaye aur ham UG me wapas aa gaye
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KISSA-E-BAKCHODI
Disclaimer- neeche di gai post ka uddeshya manoranjan matra hai samast bakchodi ke peeche mera motive kisi member ki bhavnaon ko chot pahunchana nahi balki sabka manoranjan karna hai fir bhi isme di gai kisi baat se kisi ko bahut jyada (bahut jyda matlab ek dam gand faad) problem hai to mujhe pm me contact kar sakta hai
ps: consider the bold text as Ninja
Waise aaj ki baat jaroori hai thodi jyada jaroori kyonki isme ek sath kai professions ka dakhal padd chukka hai ab hua kuch is tarah ke kal raat johny bhaia ka phone aaya tha ( are wahi wale bhai sahab jo har profession me hain docter, plumber, astronaut, cab driver , thief and etc etc...)
Han to phone pe kaafi naraj ho rahe the ke hamari adhuri mohabbat ka majak udaya ja raha hai tumhare forum par achi baat nahi hai, bata rahe hain
Me – are kya ho gaya bhai aisa jara detail me bataiye phir karte hain ham kuch prabandh
Johny – dekho tumhari us chhamiya aur budhau ne hamari crush ke photo struggle naam ke dibbe pe rakh ke Sofia sweetu ko pakda di, jab ki usne to profession ko bhi tyag rakhha hai ye sahi nahi ho raha hai ham bataye de rahe hain suna hai use sex bot bhi banane ki baat chal rahi hai aisa kiya to apna boriya bistar utha ke ham aa jaayenge wahan par
Me – lakin award par photo to MIA khaleefa ki hai ju itna garam kaahe ho rahe
Johny- are crush hai yaar hamara wo
Me – are lakin aapke liye hi to kiye hain ye sab usne apna khajana sabko baanta aur aapko daanta are kya kami thi ju me ab thukra ke tumhara pyar sofia ka intekam dekhegi, are wo laundiya fan hai tumhari isiliye totumko attract karne ke liye uski award leke ghoom rahi
Johny – agar aisa hai tab koi baat nahi lakin is maamle me gadbad na honi chahiye
Me – ohk boss
Ab johny bhaiya ko to samjha diye warna pata nahi idhar ladkiyon ki ID bana kar baithe kitne ladke kal taange faila ke chalte hue dikhte
Lakin addic aur budhau ne ye kiya to galat hi hai batao mia ke pic wale award ko struggle ka naam de dia
Boss ye meethi meethi baaten kar ke doosron ki jagah hadapne ke liye taange phaila dena bhi struggle hi hai
Mai bola are ninja bhai aaj hamare daftar ki taraf kaise aana ho gaya aur kya baat hai bade dukhi ho rahe ho
Complaint karne aaye hain ke galat ho raha hai hamaare sath
What the fuck ! ju are too powerful man tumhare sath kaun galat kar sakta hai kya hua hai batao meko
Are oo kya lounge me ladke log baat kar hain k ek sex bot chahiye, are theek hai chahiye to lakin jisko sex bot banane ki planning chal rahi wo laundiya udhar thread khol rahi ke ninja is ghey bc ek baar aao hammare pass poore saal scripten na hagti rahi to kahna lakin ek baar chhod diye ham aur thread ka naam badal diye bas fir usne kaha ham ko bhi bot banna hai ham khush ho gaye hamne socha hame bhi lugai mil jaayegi baad me pata chala bc sex bot ki baat chal rahi jo ham ko chhod ke sabse sex chat karegi ye batao koi baat hai bhala
Are control karo sir itna kya bhadakna aur phir isme ham kya madad kar sakte hain tumhari is sabke liye to addicted chhamiya se baat karni chahiye tumko
Are ham bade pareshan hain Genius bhaiya Addicted khud raat raat bhar use sex chat klarta rahta hai kal check kiye the uske pm ham
Lakin ju kisi aur ke personal msgs kaise check kar sakte ho
Are powers to bahut hain lakin fan following nakara hai hamari jahan ladki dekhi udhar hi chal dete hain
To mai kya madad kar sakta hun ju ki
Wo bas is baar ke scoop me ek interview chhap do hamara kasam se saari janta ko emotional karke dibba utarwa denge uska
Lakin scoop kisi ko emotional karne ke liye thodi na banata hun mai mai editor hun bsdk lawda randi rona nahi hone doonga bc
Bas bhai tu bhi badal gaya lagta bhai tere pm bhi check karne padenge
Are kaisi bata kar rahe ho ninja bhai iski koi jaroorat na hai chalo ek post me likhte hain tumhari kahani
Hello doston to kaise hain aap sab ! Genius here
to mai haajir hun leke kissa-e-bakchodi #2 waise hota to ye #3 lekin last time jo likha tha wo kuch reasons ke wajah se last minute editing me hatana pad gaya to abhi yahi hai basically naye readers ke liye bol dun is section me ham XF ke kuch kisson ko rochak tareeke se pesh karne ki koshish karte hai
Waise to is baar topic kuch aur tha lakin ninja bhai ki kahani ko jyada priority deni padi as is gaandu ke pass supreme powers hain to kaam aata rahta hai
To kissa kuch yun hai ke Sofia sweetu naam ki ye member banna chahti hai XF ka sex bot halanki pm me ye kaam bahut pahle se chal raha hai lakin abhi isko officially banna hai waise to laude/lawde (whatever) bahut khus hain is baat se lekin hamare Ninja bhai dukhi hain inka kahna kai ke wo iklauta tareeka jisse is ladki ko bot banaya ja sakta hai wo ye hai ke iski ninja se shadi kar di jaaye
to aaiye shuru karte hain bina kisi bakchodi ke
meanwhile Ninja - waah naam kissa ye bakchodi aur shuru bina bakchodi ke boss mere dil ka maamla hai bakchodi to hogi hi
ohk shaktimaan, so friends on demand of Nibba o sorry sorry Ninja aaiye shuru karte hain poori bakchodi ke sath
to dekho kissa kuch ye hai ke ladkon ka kaatne wala business chhod kar ye ladki
sex bot ke dhandhe me jaane ke liye bahut jyada struggle kar rahi thi kuch is tarah
aur itni request ke baad jab ye ek bande ke sath pm me
kar rahi thi to Addicted ne jal ke uski ban kar diya
ab ek ko kiss mili to doosra devdas ban ke vacation ban pe chala gaya
ye to chhoti chhoti baaten hain fir isne pm me logon ko phansa kar blackmail karna shuru kiya
aur itne struggle ko dekh kar dayalu aashiq Addicted ne ise struggle ka award de diya
lakin budhau se ye bardasht na hua ke uski setting ko koi aur line maare isliye usne award image ko badal kar aisa kar diya
aur issi se naraj hoke johny bhaiya ne hame call kiya tha
to ye sab dig karnne ke baad hame lagta hai ladki sahi me kaafi struggle kar rahi hai aur uske support me kaafi log aaye jaise is baar english section se member of the month Indian Princess ne iske support me ye thread khola XF needs a sex bot
lakin log kewal support karte madad nahi jab members ne inse kaha ke kya aap hamare sex bot ko train kar dengi to ye gayab ho gai aur aise hi kai log apna jhootha support dikhane aaye jiske wajah se ye adhuri sex bot abhi tak struggle kar rahi hai
aur isse ninja se pyar bhi bahut hai aur ninja bhi isse kaafi prem karta hai
aur ninja bechara change bhi kar raha tha lakin budhau se ye bhi hajam na hua aur phir
mai bata raha hun ye budha majnu jalta hai sabko dekh dekh ke
to XF ke us section me jidhar totli jubaan ka rog paaya jaata hai kaafi khoj been karne ke baad meko lagta hai ke iski shadi ninja se kara deni chahiye
ninja-
you are too good man waise to iska pahla boyfriend Aakash...?abhi hai staff me lakin mai use nikal dunga ab meri shadi hogi
Aakash - ye kya saazish ho rahoi hai idhar mere khilaf
me- are kuch nahi wo mai kah raha tha ninja aur sofia ki shadi kara dete hain
aakash - bhaiya aap is maamle me na bolo mai mai apni setting ki shadi isse nahi hone doonga
ninja - bsdk ek script maarunga to bas error najar aayega wo meri hai
aakash - mai ja raha budhau se shikayat karne
ye to chala gaya be ro ke budha teri gaand maar lega
Boss tumhe pata nahi kitne forum meko awaz de rahe hain chala jaunga kahin bhi
beta ye dobara sonch bhi mat liyo kyonki do naaw me safar karne wale aksar doob jaate hain aur jab ek naaw hamari ho to ham beech me bambu laga dete hain beta jindagi bar bina pankh ke mor banke ghoomna padega
aur agar koi ja raha hai to
agar Xf par kahin advertise ki koshish bhi ki to bina warning seedhe ban
agar koi chup chap ja raha hai to
ja to sakte ho jaane me koi pabandi nahi hai lakin last me rahega to XF hi aur yaad rakhna miyan wapas aane me takleef ho jaayegi
are mai to majaak kar raha tha ye gaandu paandu harkaten na karta bhai i am too loyal tu maaf kar de na yrr
na ab mera mood badal gaya to mai sab kuch dekhne ke baad ye request karna chaahunga ke sofia sweetu ke itne struggle ko dekhte hue use XF ka official sex bot banaya jana chahiye aur use train karne ke liye log isi thread par apply kar sakte hain trainer ko jo labh milenge unhe kisi aur thread me describe kiya jaayega
Appy karne ka formet
User name : ---------
Experience : ---------
Why do you need this job : ----------
mai Indian Princess ko bhi kahna chahunga ke offer abhi bhi valid hai aap hamare sex bot ko train kar sakti hain
Ye sab sun ke nija sir thode dukhi ho gaye as maine unki help karne ka irada postpone kar diya abhi wo to chale gaye wapas news section me lakin ham aate rahenge hamesha kuch na kuch masala doondh kar aap sabke hothon ki muskaan ko barkaraar rakhne ke liye tab tak ke liye alvida !
Waise aaj ki baat jaroori hai thodi jyada jaroori kyonki isme ek sath kai professions ka dakhal padd chukka hai ab hua kuch is tarah ke kal raat johny bhaia ka phone aaya tha ( are wahi wale bhai sahab jo har profession me hain docter, plumber, astronaut, cab driver , thief and etc etc...)
Han to phone pe kaafi naraj ho rahe the ke hamari adhuri mohabbat ka majak udaya ja raha hai tumhare forum par achi baat nahi hai, bata rahe hain
Me – are kya ho gaya bhai aisa jara detail me bataiye phir karte hain ham kuch prabandh
Johny – dekho tumhari us chhamiya aur budhau ne hamari crush ke photo struggle naam ke dibbe pe rakh ke Sofia sweetu ko pakda di, jab ki usne to profession ko bhi tyag rakhha hai ye sahi nahi ho raha hai ham bataye de rahe hain suna hai use sex bot bhi banane ki baat chal rahi hai aisa kiya to apna boriya bistar utha ke ham aa jaayenge wahan par
Me – lakin award par photo to MIA khaleefa ki hai ju itna garam kaahe ho rahe
Johny- are crush hai yaar hamara wo
Me – are lakin aapke liye hi to kiye hain ye sab usne apna khajana sabko baanta aur aapko daanta are kya kami thi ju me ab thukra ke tumhara pyar sofia ka intekam dekhegi, are wo laundiya fan hai tumhari isiliye totumko attract karne ke liye uski award leke ghoom rahi
Johny – agar aisa hai tab koi baat nahi lakin is maamle me gadbad na honi chahiye
Me – ohk boss
Ab johny bhaiya ko to samjha diye warna pata nahi idhar ladkiyon ki ID bana kar baithe kitne ladke kal taange faila ke chalte hue dikhte
Lakin addic aur budhau ne ye kiya to galat hi hai batao mia ke pic wale award ko struggle ka naam de dia
Boss ye meethi meethi baaten kar ke doosron ki jagah hadapne ke liye taange phaila dena bhi struggle hi hai
Mai bola are ninja bhai aaj hamare daftar ki taraf kaise aana ho gaya aur kya baat hai bade dukhi ho rahe ho
Complaint karne aaye hain ke galat ho raha hai hamaare sath
What the fuck ! ju are too powerful man tumhare sath kaun galat kar sakta hai kya hua hai batao meko
Are oo kya lounge me ladke log baat kar hain k ek sex bot chahiye, are theek hai chahiye to lakin jisko sex bot banane ki planning chal rahi wo laundiya udhar thread khol rahi ke ninja is ghey bc ek baar aao hammare pass poore saal scripten na hagti rahi to kahna lakin ek baar chhod diye ham aur thread ka naam badal diye bas fir usne kaha ham ko bhi bot banna hai ham khush ho gaye hamne socha hame bhi lugai mil jaayegi baad me pata chala bc sex bot ki baat chal rahi jo ham ko chhod ke sabse sex chat karegi ye batao koi baat hai bhala
Are control karo sir itna kya bhadakna aur phir isme ham kya madad kar sakte hain tumhari is sabke liye to addicted chhamiya se baat karni chahiye tumko
Are ham bade pareshan hain Genius bhaiya Addicted khud raat raat bhar use sex chat klarta rahta hai kal check kiye the uske pm ham
Lakin ju kisi aur ke personal msgs kaise check kar sakte ho
Are powers to bahut hain lakin fan following nakara hai hamari jahan ladki dekhi udhar hi chal dete hain
To mai kya madad kar sakta hun ju ki
Wo bas is baar ke scoop me ek interview chhap do hamara kasam se saari janta ko emotional karke dibba utarwa denge uska
Lakin scoop kisi ko emotional karne ke liye thodi na banata hun mai mai editor hun bsdk lawda randi rona nahi hone doonga bc
Bas bhai tu bhi badal gaya lagta bhai tere pm bhi check karne padenge
Are kaisi bata kar rahe ho ninja bhai
iski koi jaroorat na hai chalo ek post me likhte hain tumhari kahaniHello doston to kaise hain aap sab ! Genius here
to mai haajir hun leke kissa-e-bakchodi #2 waise hota to ye #3 lekin last time jo likha tha wo kuch reasons ke wajah se last minute editing me hatana pad gaya to abhi yahi hai basically naye readers ke liye bol dun is section me ham XF ke kuch kisson ko rochak tareeke se pesh karne ki koshish karte haiWaise to is baar topic kuch aur tha lakin ninja bhai ki kahani ko jyada priority deni padi as is gaandu ke pass supreme powers hain to kaam aata rahta hai
To kissa kuch yun hai ke Sofia sweetu naam ki ye member banna chahti hai XF ka sex bot halanki pm me ye kaam bahut pahle se chal raha hai lakin abhi isko officially banna hai waise to laude/lawde (whatever) bahut khus hain is baat se lekin hamare Ninja bhai dukhi hain inka kahna kai ke wo iklauta tareeka jisse is ladki ko bot banaya ja sakta hai wo ye hai ke iski ninja se shadi kar di jaaye
to aaiye shuru karte hain bina kisi bakchodi ke
meanwhile Ninja - waah naam kissa ye bakchodi aur shuru bina bakchodi ke boss mere dil ka maamla hai bakchodi to hogi hi
ohk shaktimaan, so friends on demand of Nibba o sorry sorry Ninja aaiye shuru karte hain poori bakchodi ke sath
to dekho kissa kuch ye hai ke ladkon ka kaatne wala business chhod kar ye ladki
aur itni request ke baad jab ye ek bande ke sath pm me
kar rahi thi to Addicted ne jal ke uski ban kar diya Here by I declear I am alias of DarkKnightKing and Ristrcted both of them uses me for fun
ab ek ko kiss mili to doosra devdas ban ke vacation ban pe chala gaya
ye to chhoti chhoti baaten hain fir isne pm me logon ko phansa kar blackmail karna shuru kiya
aur itne struggle ko dekh kar dayalu aashiq Addicted ne ise struggle ka award de diya
lakin budhau se ye bardasht na hua ke uski setting ko koi aur line maare isliye usne award image ko badal kar aisa kar diya
aur issi se naraj hoke johny bhaiya ne hame call kiya tha
to ye sab dig karnne ke baad hame lagta hai ladki sahi me kaafi struggle kar rahi hai aur uske support me kaafi log aaye jaise is baar english section se member of the month Indian Princess ne iske support me ye thread khola XF needs a sex bot
lakin log kewal support karte madad nahi jab members ne inse kaha ke kya aap hamare sex bot ko train kar dengi to ye gayab ho gai aur aise hi kai log apna jhootha support dikhane aaye jiske wajah se ye adhuri sex bot abhi tak struggle kar rahi hai
aur isse ninja se pyar bhi bahut hai aur ninja bhi isse kaafi prem karta hai
aur ninja bechara change bhi kar raha tha lakin budhau se ye bhi hajam na hua aur phir
Aaj ki kahani Kuch shaktishali logo ne ek sweet si ladki Sofia sweetu ko pareshan karne ka beda uthaya hai wo log usko hamesa koi naa koi naya award dete rahte hai isse pahle ek Ananya ka award de dala tha usko badalne ki arzi di thi usne Usss sweet si ladki ko Emma Stones chahiye thi par waha se milla usko Mia khalifa
mai bata raha hun ye budha majnu jalta hai sabko dekh dekh ke
to XF ke us section me jidhar totli jubaan ka rog paaya jaata hai kaafi khoj been karne ke baad meko lagta hai ke iski shadi ninja se kara deni chahiye
ninja-
you are too good man waise to iska pahla boyfriend Aakash...?abhi hai staff me lakin mai use nikal dunga ab meri shadi hogiAakash - ye kya saazish ho rahoi hai idhar mere khilaf
me- are kuch nahi wo mai kah raha tha ninja aur sofia ki shadi kara dete hain
aakash - bhaiya aap is maamle me na bolo mai mai apni setting ki shadi isse nahi hone doonga
ninja - bsdk ek script maarunga to bas error najar aayega wo meri hai
aakash - mai ja raha budhau se shikayat karne
ye to chala gaya be ro ke budha teri gaand maar lega
Boss tumhe pata nahi kitne forum meko awaz de rahe hain chala jaunga kahin bhi
beta ye dobara sonch bhi mat liyo kyonki do naaw me safar karne wale aksar doob jaate hain aur jab ek naaw hamari ho to ham beech me bambu laga dete hain beta jindagi bar bina pankh ke mor banke ghoomna padega
aur agar koi ja raha hai to
agar Xf par kahin advertise ki koshish bhi ki to bina warning seedhe ban
agar koi chup chap ja raha hai to
ja to sakte ho jaane me koi pabandi nahi hai lakin last me rahega to XF hi
aur yaad rakhna miyan wapas aane me takleef ho jaayegi are mai to majaak kar raha tha ye gaandu paandu harkaten na karta bhai i am too loyal tu maaf kar de na yrr
na ab mera mood badal gaya to mai sab kuch dekhne ke baad ye request karna chaahunga ke sofia sweetu ke itne struggle ko dekhte hue use XF ka official sex bot banaya jana chahiye aur use train karne ke liye log isi thread par apply kar sakte hain trainer ko jo labh milenge unhe kisi aur thread me describe kiya jaayega
Appy karne ka formet
User name : ---------
Experience : ---------
Why do you need this job : ----------
mai Indian Princess ko bhi kahna chahunga ke offer abhi bhi valid hai aap hamare sex bot ko train kar sakti hain
Ye sab sun ke nija sir thode dukhi ho gaye as maine unki help karne ka irada postpone kar diya abhi wo to chale gaye wapas news section me lakin ham aate rahenge hamesha kuch na kuch masala doondh kar aap sabke hothon ki muskaan ko barkaraar rakhne ke liye tab tak ke liye alvida !
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SHORT STORY
"DIL-LAGI" by AP 316
Genere - Romance
"DIL-LAGI" by AP 316
Genere - Romance
"Abe Woh dekh be Adi kya solid maal hai"
,main apne side mein khade Adi se bolla Jo Apni tie theek karne mein vyasht tha....
Lekin usne koi reply naa diya , actually ek ladki lagaataar mujhe ghurre jaa rahi thi I mean line de rahi thi...
Isliye maine ek lambi sans li or uss red suit wali ladki ki taraf chal padda waise toh ladki pataana mere baaein hath ki choti ungalli kaa kaam hai but Indian ladkiyon se main durr hi rehta hun indian girls are boringggg That's why I love Australia or abhi main kal hi yahaan Apni cousin Sania ki shadi k liye Australia se aaya tha or aaj uski sagaai thi.....
Uss ladki mein koi baat toh thi jiss wajah se main itana over exited ho raha tha waise sach kahun toh woh thi he itani cute gora rang harri-2 goll aankhein bilkul slim trim ekdum parri jaisi koi toh attraction tha usme jo mujhe khinch raha tha uski taraf or isliye toh main naa chahte hue bhi uske samne jaakar khadda hogaya .....
Main-hii excuse me .....
Ispar uska dhyan achaanak se tutta maano woh nind se jaaggi ho or woh hadbadaa k boli....
Ladki-hello...
Uski awaaj usase bhi kahin cute thi ekdum koyal jaisi, Koyal he hoti hai na be woh cute awaaj waali??...yep...
Main-can I sit here for a few minutes.....
ladki-yeah, Sure be my guest ....
mujhe samajh nahi aa rha tha ki main kaise baat suru karun or shayad ye usne samajh liya or woh khud bolli.....
Ladki-do you know me???
Main-i should ask this qsn to u???
Ye sunke woh thoda soch mein pad gayi or fir bolli....
Ladki-i don't remember your voice are you Akshat ????
Main-no I am Abeer nice to meet u....
Woh abhi-bhi mujhe ghurte hue mujhse baat kar rahi thi jis wajah se main thoda awkward feel kar raha tha....
Ladki-ohh! Toh aap Sania k cousin hain Australia walle....hii myself Naazia and very nice to meet u....
Main-ji sahi pahchana,shayad aapne meri photos dekhi hongi Sania k pass....
Ye sunkar usne ek gehri sans li or ek juthi muskaan apne chehre par laate hue boli...
Naazia-are nahi meri aisi kismat kahaan Jo main photos dekhun.....
Main-sorry, main samjha nahi???
Naazia-Actually I am BLIND.....
Ye sunke mujhe jhatka laga...Uski baat par yakeen karna mere liye muskil ho rha tha.....Dil maano baith sa gaya ho pehli baar kissi ladki ki baat par itna serious hua tha main... achanak se mere Dil mein uske liye dherr saari sympathy paida ho gayi thi jabki main usko theek se jaanta bhi nahi tha...
Naazia-It's ok Abeer ji apko mere liye sad feel karne ki jarurat nahi hai...
main usase bahot kuch kehna chahta tha par bol kuch nhi pa rha tha ....
Main-ye sab kaise hua????
Maine apna pura dum laga diya lekin aur bus itana he boll paaya....
Nazia-actually kuch saal pehle ek accident mein Maine apni dono aankhein kho di thi.....
Main-ohhh!
Tabhi wahaan announcement hui ki Engagement suru hone wali hai toh Nazia ne mujhse badi he politly pucha...
Nazia-kya aap mujhe wahaan tak le chalenge????
Main-yeah sure why not aaiye......
Yeh sunke usne apna hath aage badhaayaa jisse Maine turant thaam liya , mere liye maano waqt wahin rukk gaya ek pyarra saa ehsash mujhe hua.....Ufff..
"Your Hand Fits in Mine Like ,,
Its just made for me..''
Nazia-kuch kahaa aapne???
Main-ji k.k.uch nahi chaliye-2...
Hum wahaan pohanche jahaan Engagement honi thi.. wahaan humaara pura pariwaar mojud tha ..Sania ne mujhe awaaj di.....
Sania-bhaii aap kahaan ho tabse main dhund rhi thi.....
Main-are yahin tha yaar ab aa gya naa....
Engagement ceremony suru hui ......
Nazia-kaash main ye sab dekh paati meri cutipie Babydoll ko Apni life ka sabse important lamha jeete huye.....
Main-actually tum Dekh sakti ho ......
Ye sunkar usne mujhe ghurrkar dekha I mean dekha nahi bus ghurra ,,Dekhegi kaise lawde Andhi.. Ussne mujhe ghurra maano puch rahi ho how??
Main-main live commentary de shakta hun....
Nazia-matlab???
Main-matlab main cricket type ball by ball , sorry step by step commentary de shakta hun....
Ye sunke uske cehre par halki si muskaan fail gayi or uska woh khilla hua chehra dekhkar mujhe laga bus ab sabkuch dekhliya life mein abtoh bus bhagwaan aaram se 60-70 saal baad uthaale.....
Main-"your smile is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life....."
Maine keh toh diya par baad mein mujhe realise hua ki what the hell i just said, ye sunke usne mujhe waapis ghurra tab mujhe woh video walli situation yaad aagayi jab kissi Indian ladki ne uske sath flirt karne walle ladke ko ek raipta rakh diya tha..
Lekin hua iska ultaah usne mujhse fir se ek smile di or badi he cute si tone mein thankyou bolla jiske baad mujhe sans aayaa ...
Point to be noted harr Indian Ladki flirt par thappad nahi maarti or Jo maarti hai woh ladki nahi hai , no I mean woh ladki nahi hai mahaapurush hain ,I mean mahaladki hai..
Sorry yaar movie mein dekha tha toh chipka diya ....." Main khud se he baatein karte hue bolla..
Main-Sania k hath mein ek ring hai ABhi k hath mein bhi ek ring hai par sania walli mehangi hai kyunki dono Maine he khareedi thi sania walli 4999999 ki hai nahi 50lakh ki he hai puri kyunki unhone mujhe baaki kaa 1rs waapis nahi diya tha jabki Maine unse saaf-2 maang liya tha par unhone nahi diya tha kanjuss kahin k itani badi jwellery showroom or 1rs ke liye marte hain ....
Main pata nahi kya -2 boll raha tha , par Jo bhi tha meri baaton se woh kaafi enjoy kar rahi thi Hans-2 ke.....
Nazia-Abeer you are so funny....
Maine commentary continue ki or jab woh point aayaa ek dusre ko ring pehnaane walla us waqt mujhse jyada exitment Nazia ko tha usne mera hath kaskar pakad liya maano last ball par 6 runs caahiye ho ,,, opps again bad dialouge sorry IpL fever
....
Maine jaanbuj kar thoda pause liya uss situation par taaki woh mera hath aise he thaame rahe main chahta tha k ye time yahin rukk jaae ,meri story waala AP hota toh roukleta time.. or fir jab logon ne taaliyaan bajaai ring pehnaane k baad tab Maine usko bataaya .....
Main-or ye rings exchange hui and engagement completed....
Iske baad usne taliyaan bajaani suru ki or maje ki baat ye thi ki woh akeli he taaliyaan Baja rahi thi baaki sab bajaake bandh bhi kar chuke they jiske baad sab logon ne usko ghurra toh Maine bhi uske sath taaliyaan bajaani suru kardi.....
Main-perfect ,claps again friends for this very cute couple....
Ceremony khatam hui sablog khaana khaane baithe main or Nazia abhi bhi sath they Maine usko ek chair par baithaayaa.....
Main-toh mam kya Lena passand karengi aap???
Usne muskuraate hue mujhe apni passand kaa kuch laane ko kahaa....or main order laane challa gaya,abe ek minute waiter nahi hun be Jo order lene jaaunga ,I mean khaana laane chala gaya or jab main waapis aaya toh dekha ki Nazia wahaan nahi thi meri toh sans he atak gayi Maine turant charo taraf najar ghumayi par woh mujhe kahin nahi dikhi mera dill jor-2 se dhakk-2 karne laga Main usse har taraf dhundane laga or at last mujhe woh Sania k sath ek dusari table par baithi dikhi usse dekh k mujhe sans aaya woh 2 minutes meri life k sabse ghatiya 2minutes they in 2 minutes mein mere samne Nazia k sath bitaaye saare pall ghum gaye they...
"You know you love Someone when A mere thought of losing them brings you to tears..."
Aaj iss baat kaa ehsaash hua tha mujhe warna main isko humesa ek bakwaas quote he samajhta humessa or iske Writer ko gaaliyaan deta , ek second k liye toh meri saari khusiyan cheen gayi thi ,main full speed se bhaag ke Sania k pass gaya or usko ek halka sa thappad maara.....
Main-paagal bata k le aati Unko ,main wahaan par....
Lekin main bolte-2 rukk gaya kyunki main kabool karne walla tha ki I care for her....
Sania-wahaan kya bhai???
Main- wahaan Khaana liye khadda tha....
Main Nazia k bagal mein baitha ......
Uske baad hum log kaafi derr tak baatein karte rahe sorry correction hai baatein woh log kar rahe they main bus Nazia ko jee bharke dekhlena caahta thaa maano aajke baad mujhe woh kabhi dekhne ko naa millegi main itana utaawla ho raha tha ki maano abhi uska hath pakdun or sabke samne usko bolun "Nazia i love u , I am amazed when I look at u ,not just because of your looks but because of the fact that everything I have ever wanted in my life is right in front of me" You complete me ....
Pata nahi kyun lekin thode he time mein mujhe usase ek attachment saa hogaya tha maano main usko saalon se jaanta hun....
Khusi ki baat ye thi ki woh ab shaadi tak yahin rehne walli thi or abtak hum dono kuch hadd tak dost bhi ban chuke they woh mere sath thoda frank hogayi thi ...
uske baad party khatam hui toh main ADi k pass aaya Jo abhi kapde change kar raha tha main usase koi baat naa chupaata so ye bhi naa chupaai Maine usko puri baat bataai or uska jawaab tha WHAT????
Main-haan be I am in love......
Adi- tujhe pyaar ho he nahi sakta I mean tu Salle kabhi Romantic movies tak naa dekhta tujhe pyaar
impossible ,woh motu-patlu walla Inspector bolta haina jiska ajeeb SAA naam hai "" Yumpossiblee""....
Main-abe sach me be I feel something mera dill jor-2 se dhadakk raha hai ......
Adi-let's consult a doctor for that.....
Main-abe sach me I feel something in my heart with a sweet pain.....
Adi-Heart attack symptoms maybe..
Main-i love her....i feel incomplete and she completes me....
Adi-ghanta ab kya tujhe 3 hath lagwaaun tab complete hoga be or woh kya daaru hai Jo tujhe complete karegi...achaa khassa hero launda hai tu kaaeku villain banane challa hai be....
Main- i dont understant why people hates villains beta humesa remember "The villains were always ugly in books and movies. Necessarily so, it seemed. Because if they were attractive—if their looks matched their charm and their cunning—they wouldn't only be dangerous,They would be irresistible.""""
Adi-bhains ki punch ye kya tha be Salle CNP....
Main- sorry woh flow-2 mein nikal gaya......
Adi--Teri maa kaa sodium BC....
Main-teri Maya tu he jaane...
Adi-kon Maya be apun kissi Maya ko na jaanta Teri kasam bhai.....
Main-sale ye dialogue hai be....
Adi-bhai meri baat sun ye pyaar wyaar tere type kaa system naa hai be tu flirt karta hua he achaa lagta hai.....
Main-yaar ab toh uske bina ek ek pall bitaanaa mushqil ho raha hai bus ye mahsus ho rha ki vo mere sath hi rahe I think love at first sight .....
Adi-that is called vaasnaa jaakar bathroom mein hilla k aa achaa lagega.....
Maine badi he mushqill se Adi ko samjhaya emotional blackmail you know....
Adi- abe tu kahe toh usko abhi k abhi babhi bolldun......
Main- naa be bus yahin tak theek hai.....
Humaari debate khatam hui Maine Adi ko harra diya beshak kutiyaapaa karke he sahi par harra diya so proved again love is above everything...
Uske baad humlog so gaye I mean woh so gaya apun nhi soya mujhe nind nahi aai ek ajeeb saa ehsaash mujhe saari raat hota raha jis karan main soya nahi , agar Adi ko main ye bollun toh mujhe saari uncensored galliyan de daalega par real mein aisa nahi hai main sachmein puri raat nahi soya or raat -2 mein Maine kareeb 30 yaa 40 cigarettes pee daali , or subah-2 Adi utha or uthate he bolla....
Adi-bc bawaasiir hua hai kya Jo aise baitha hai .....
Main-nahi be loveaasiir hua hai ......
Adi-dekh bahi tujhe pyaar hua hai achi baat hai good for u par iska matlab ye nahi ki tu kuch bhi kuch bhi bollega I mean seriously salla Loveaasiir ye kya hota hai be salla....
Main-I love her...
Adi-abe love ko maar goli ye bata salle ye saari cigarettes tune pee hai naa....
Main-haan.....
Adi-paglait insaan ye kya baat hui be.....
Main-yar mujhe dhueyin mein bhi uska chehra dikh raha tha.....
Adi-abe filmy Kide kya bakk kya raha hai tu Abe soch kar boll Salle aisa bhi kabhi hota hai kya......
Main-I will love to be I a movie with her...
Adi-filmon ki baat toh tu kar he matt Salle parson tere kehne par Shawshank Redemption dekhi bakwass nikali.....
Ye sunte he maine usse ghurra ghurra kya bhenchod aankhon - 2 mein gand maardi maine uski..
Main-Dekh bhosdk tu gandu ban gay ban, roof se kuddd babhi ko babhi naa bol I don't give a fuck lekin agar baat Shawshank takk pohanchi toh goliyaan chal jaaengi..
Adi-sorry shaktimaan majaak kar raha tha gand Fadu movie hai....Number 1 of all times..
Main-aise majaak naa kiya kar abhi laat maarta main tere munh par
Adi:- jaa ab cigarette leke aa .....
Main-bc itani subah-2 kon tera baap cigarette dega mujhe abhi toh dudh walla bhi naa uthaa hoga....
Lekin Adi ne meri ek naa suni or mujhe cigarette lene bhej diya or jaise he main lawn se gujraa toh meri aankhein turant ek jagah par jaa rukki samne garden mein Nazia kuch ajeeb -2 harkatein kar rahi thi toh main sidha bhaagke uske pass gaya....
Main-hii gud mrng....
Nazia-hii Abeer gud mrng.....
Main-meri awaaj yaad hai nice......
Nazia-main kabhi awaajein nahi bhullti or tumhaari toh bhull bhi nahi shakti after all we are best frnds....
Ye sunke mujhe atyant khusi hui....
Main- waise sab theek toh hai na ye ajeeb -2 harkatein kya kar rhi ho...
Nazia-its called yoga....
Main- aaila yoga mein ye sab bhi hota hai mujhe laga bus wahi hota hai woh kya bolte hain usko jisme kutte ki tarah sans lete hain....
Nazia-what...
Main -leave it ye bataao aaj kuch badli-2 si lag rahi ho kya hua.....
Nazia-you noticed actually pata nahi kal se kuch ajeeb saa feel horaha hai.....
Ye sunn main bhayankar chownka omg same 2 same iska matlab ye bhi mujhe pyaar karti hai....
Main- mujhe bhi kuch aisa he feel ho raha hai..
Nazia-really ...
Main-haan...
Nazia-mujhe laga he tha khaane mein he kuch gadbadd hogi warna aise pait thodi dard hota.....
Bc solid klpd mujhe laga ye dusre walle ajeeb feel ki baat kar rahi hai...
Aise he humaari sweet conversation chaalu rahi or agle 3 din mein hum dono bahot jyadda close aagaye I mean as friends woh mujhse puri tarah frank ho chuki thi or ghanton mujhse baatein karti woh mujhse apni jyaadaatar baatein share karti thi Nazia bahot jyada bolti thi or main ,main toh buss usse dekhta rehta tha, main pyaar k baare mein kuch din pehle tak kuch naa jaanta tha , nothing lekin ab main love topic par Oxford university Mein speech de shakta tha....
shaadi sahi tarah se nipat chuki thi or is bich main usko live commentary deta raha lekin kal subah Nazia jaane walli thi or mere pass bus usko propose karne k liye ek he raat thi isliye main raat 12 bajkar 21 minute par uske room mein gaya or Maine jaakar door knock kiya kaafi der tak or is bich mera dil itana jor se dhadak rah tha ki train piche chutt jaae main bahot kuch ratta maarke aaya tha sabkuch bolne wala tha main lekin gate khula or Nazia ko dekhte he mera sarra dimagi shantulan hil gaya....
Nazia-abeer tum ho....
Main-h.h.haannn....
Nazia-kya hua.....
Main-w.w.w.w.oh .....kuch nahi so jaao tum sorry.....
Abe kya kar raha hai achaa khassa moka hath se chala jaaega ,laanat hai Teri jindagi par BC itane din se bol naa paya beta aaj naa bola toh life khatam fir Woh shahrukh Khan banke rahiyo saari jindagi woh devdas movie walla .....
Nazia gate bandh karne he walli thi ki Maine jhatke se uska hath thamma, pata nahi itani himmat Kahaan se aai mujh mein lekin aai ye achi baat thi ,or main tapaak se bolla....
Main-Nazia I love u, I can't live without u look I never thought of loving someone like you.... but When I saw u and as I laid my eyes on u,I can't help myself but falling in love with you...., I just want to be with you we will laugh together we will cry together ,there is no place beautiful for me in this world ,but when you are with me every place and everything looks beautiful to me i just love u......
Main ye sab kehkar shant hua badi he mushqill se pura dum lagaake Maine ye sab kahaa tha meri sans full gayi thi bolte-2 lekin turant he lehraata hua thappad mere gal par padda ......or main solid chownka....
Nazia-i hate u I just hate you mujhe laga tha we are just good friends or tumne bhi meri friendship kaa galat faaydaa uthaya jaisa sabhi ladke karte hain mujhe pata hai Australia mein tumhaari image ek playboy ki hai behissab paise ne andha kardiya hai tumko u think girls are toys bus khelnaa jaante ho tum unke sath u dont have feelings get lost you loser ......
Yeh kehke Nazia ne mere munh par darwaaja bandh kardiya woh nahi samjhi mere pyaar ko , its just one sided love , uss waqt mujhe ek baat yaad aarahi thi "Haqikat jaan lo juda hone se pahle,
Meri sun lo apni sunane se pahle,
Ye soch lena bhulane se pahle,
Bahut royi hain ye aankhen muskurane se pahle."
Lekin achaanak mujhe laga mujhe kissi ne jor se jhinjhoda or main ek jhatke k sath utha toh dekha ki main mere bed par hun or samne Nazia khadi hai ,main pura pasine se bhara hua tha or meri ankhon mein aanshu bhare they...
Nazia-koi bura sapna dekha ....
Main jaldi se normal hua or bolla....
Main-h.h haan bahot jyada bura ....par tum yahaan kaise....
Nazia-jab main aai toh tum jor-2 se haanf rahe they or hath lagaaya toh tum passine se bhige hue they sapne mein aisa he hota hai ....
Main-haan....
Nazia-woh actually i am going so please mujhe Railway station drop kardoge....
Main-yeah-2 surely chalo tumhe aane ki kya jarurat thi kissi or ko bhej deti....
Nazia-are side walla room toh hai mera.....
Main-ohh haan, lets go....
Toh ye sapna tha bhagwaan kasam main toh marr he gaya tha jaan maano nikal gayi thi woh sapna kitana sach tha aakhir kaar ek playboy he toh hun main ladkiyon k sath khelta he toh hun main ,main bhala pyaar ko kya samjhunga , isliye Maine ab apni life kaa sabse important or impossible decision liya ki main usko kuch nahi kahunga kya pata main ek achi dost bhi khodun....main usko station chodane jaa raha tha or main bilkul normal behave kar raha tha halaanki andar hi andar ajeeb sa dard ho rha tha aisa lag rha tha ki main andar se tutt chuka hu mere saare Arman behh chukey hai darshal sahi hua main insab k kaabil he naa tha main kyaa jaanu pyaar kaa matlab I am just a bloody looser jisse bus ladkiyon se khelna aataa hai nothing else ......
Main station par khada ye sab soch raha tha Nazia mere bagal mein thi train aane he walli thi or woh mujhe bilkul normal lag rahi thi .......
jo apna pyaar nahi paa shakta uska ek he dialouge hota hai " uski khusi mein he meri khusi thi " lekin ye sab juth hai I just hate this love qtiyaapa .....
Train aagayi or maine apne dil par pahaad rakhkar usko train mein chadhaaya woh mere Galle milli lamba goodbye speech dekar andar challi gayi main ab or nahi rukk shakta tha main turant wahaan se mudda or thodi durr jaakar achaanak se mere pair jawaab degaye or main apne ghutano par aakar girra , meri ankhon se aanshu behne lage main Rona nahi chahta tha par main rokk naa paaya mere anshuon ko....
Train chal padi thi mere piche """"
wahaan saikdon log mera tamaasha dekh rahe they lekin mujhe koi honsh nahi tha lekin tabhi kisine jor se mera naam pukkaraa ,ye awaaj main nind mein bhi pehchaan shakta tha ye Nazia ki awaaj thi jispar main bijalli ki tarah paltaaa toh paaya ki Nazia wahaan mere piche khadi thi main ek pal k liye bhi naa soch or bhagke uske pass pohancha ....
Main-N.a.aaziaa...
Maine itana he bolla tha ki ek garma garam thappad mere munh par laga nahi re ye sapna naa tha ye real walla laga tha...
Nazia-stupid idiot agar pyaar karte ho toh Propose karne ki himmat toh rakho main kabse wait kar rhi thi ab propose karoge ab karoge lekin ghar se yahaan aagaye nahi kiya ab challi jaati toh main sidha nahi boll shaktey I love u lo main he boll deti hun I love u Abeer ....mujhe nhi pta tum mere bare me kya sochte ho,..par mujhe tumse pyar ho gya hai...tumhari baton se,,,tumhare sath bitaye har us lamhe se.....
Main-tumhe kaise pata ki mai tumse pyar karne lga hu???
Mere munh se bus itana he nikala...
Nazia-subah-2 nind mein I love u Nazia please don't leave me I can't live without u I will die etc etc ,sab suna Maine pura adha ghanta wahin khadi thi main budhu kahin k I also love u or same problem mere sath thi kahin tum mujhe accept naa karo because main tumhaare level ki nahi hun or uppar se andhi bhi to hun par jab subah tumse suna toh bus raha nahi gaya...
Uske itana bolte he Maine usko Galle se laga liya itna kaske maano woh chhut k challi naa jaae mujhe vishwash nahi ho raha tha ki ye sab sach mein hua hai ....
main-mera level tumse niche hai naaki tumhaara you are perfect for me but i am not perfect for you beacause i am a defective piece but know You + Me =complete""
“You Make Me Smile, You Make Me Cry, But You Complete Me And I Love You So Much That I Cannot Stop Loving You.”
Woh din meri life ka sabse khaas din tha USS din se meri life real mein suru hui abtak toh main buss waise he jee raha tha uss din baad mujhe jinne kaa makshad mil gaya........
Kai log pyaar mein believe ni karte usse jutha maante hain fareb maante hain or unlogon ko bus main yahi kehna chahunga kuch din pehle tak main bhi belive nahi karta tha but uss ek ladki ne meri life badal di so tumlog believe karo yaa naa karo nobody cares .....
Everybody knows Once Einstein sir said "You can't blame Gravity for falling in love..." But not many people knows the meaning of this sentence .....let me tell you: ""love has no boundaries neither does gravity they work hand in hand so u can't blame no one for falling in love its just u and u and only u''....
I love her now and I will love her forever..... Because:
"The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart."
The End.....
,main apne side mein khade Adi se bolla Jo Apni tie theek karne mein vyasht tha....
Lekin usne koi reply naa diya , actually ek ladki lagaataar mujhe ghurre jaa rahi thi I mean line de rahi thi...
Isliye maine ek lambi sans li or uss red suit wali ladki ki taraf chal padda waise toh ladki pataana mere baaein hath ki choti ungalli kaa kaam hai but Indian ladkiyon se main durr hi rehta hun indian girls are boringggg That's why I love Australia or abhi main kal hi yahaan Apni cousin Sania ki shadi k liye Australia se aaya tha or aaj uski sagaai thi.....
Uss ladki mein koi baat toh thi jiss wajah se main itana over exited ho raha tha waise sach kahun toh woh thi he itani cute gora rang harri-2 goll aankhein bilkul slim trim ekdum parri jaisi koi toh attraction tha usme jo mujhe khinch raha tha uski taraf or isliye toh main naa chahte hue bhi uske samne jaakar khadda hogaya .....
Main-hii excuse me .....
Ispar uska dhyan achaanak se tutta maano woh nind se jaaggi ho or woh hadbadaa k boli....
Ladki-hello...
Uski awaaj usase bhi kahin cute thi ekdum koyal jaisi, Koyal he hoti hai na be woh cute awaaj waali??...yep...
Main-can I sit here for a few minutes.....
ladki-yeah, Sure be my guest ....
mujhe samajh nahi aa rha tha ki main kaise baat suru karun or shayad ye usne samajh liya or woh khud bolli.....
Ladki-do you know me???
Main-i should ask this qsn to u???
Ye sunke woh thoda soch mein pad gayi or fir bolli....
Ladki-i don't remember your voice are you Akshat ????
Main-no I am Abeer nice to meet u....
Woh abhi-bhi mujhe ghurte hue mujhse baat kar rahi thi jis wajah se main thoda awkward feel kar raha tha....
Ladki-ohh! Toh aap Sania k cousin hain Australia walle....hii myself Naazia and very nice to meet u....
Main-ji sahi pahchana,shayad aapne meri photos dekhi hongi Sania k pass....
Ye sunkar usne ek gehri sans li or ek juthi muskaan apne chehre par laate hue boli...
Naazia-are nahi meri aisi kismat kahaan Jo main photos dekhun.....
Main-sorry, main samjha nahi???
Naazia-Actually I am BLIND.....
Ye sunke mujhe jhatka laga...Uski baat par yakeen karna mere liye muskil ho rha tha.....Dil maano baith sa gaya ho pehli baar kissi ladki ki baat par itna serious hua tha main... achanak se mere Dil mein uske liye dherr saari sympathy paida ho gayi thi jabki main usko theek se jaanta bhi nahi tha...
Naazia-It's ok Abeer ji apko mere liye sad feel karne ki jarurat nahi hai...
main usase bahot kuch kehna chahta tha par bol kuch nhi pa rha tha ....
Main-ye sab kaise hua????
Maine apna pura dum laga diya lekin aur bus itana he boll paaya....
Nazia-actually kuch saal pehle ek accident mein Maine apni dono aankhein kho di thi.....
Main-ohhh!
Tabhi wahaan announcement hui ki Engagement suru hone wali hai toh Nazia ne mujhse badi he politly pucha...
Nazia-kya aap mujhe wahaan tak le chalenge????
Main-yeah sure why not aaiye......
Yeh sunke usne apna hath aage badhaayaa jisse Maine turant thaam liya , mere liye maano waqt wahin rukk gaya ek pyarra saa ehsash mujhe hua.....Ufff..
"Your Hand Fits in Mine Like ,,
Its just made for me..''
Nazia-kuch kahaa aapne???
Main-ji k.k.uch nahi chaliye-2...
Hum wahaan pohanche jahaan Engagement honi thi.. wahaan humaara pura pariwaar mojud tha ..Sania ne mujhe awaaj di.....
Sania-bhaii aap kahaan ho tabse main dhund rhi thi.....
Main-are yahin tha yaar ab aa gya naa....
Engagement ceremony suru hui ......
Nazia-kaash main ye sab dekh paati meri cutipie Babydoll ko Apni life ka sabse important lamha jeete huye.....
Main-actually tum Dekh sakti ho ......
Ye sunkar usne mujhe ghurrkar dekha I mean dekha nahi bus ghurra ,,Dekhegi kaise lawde Andhi.. Ussne mujhe ghurra maano puch rahi ho how??
Main-main live commentary de shakta hun....
Nazia-matlab???
Main-matlab main cricket type ball by ball , sorry step by step commentary de shakta hun....
Ye sunke uske cehre par halki si muskaan fail gayi or uska woh khilla hua chehra dekhkar mujhe laga bus ab sabkuch dekhliya life mein abtoh bus bhagwaan aaram se 60-70 saal baad uthaale.....
Main-"your smile is literally the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life....."
Maine keh toh diya par baad mein mujhe realise hua ki what the hell i just said, ye sunke usne mujhe waapis ghurra tab mujhe woh video walli situation yaad aagayi jab kissi Indian ladki ne uske sath flirt karne walle ladke ko ek raipta rakh diya tha..
Lekin hua iska ultaah usne mujhse fir se ek smile di or badi he cute si tone mein thankyou bolla jiske baad mujhe sans aayaa ...
Point to be noted harr Indian Ladki flirt par thappad nahi maarti or Jo maarti hai woh ladki nahi hai , no I mean woh ladki nahi hai mahaapurush hain ,I mean mahaladki hai..
Sorry yaar movie mein dekha tha toh chipka diya ....." Main khud se he baatein karte hue bolla..
Main-Sania k hath mein ek ring hai ABhi k hath mein bhi ek ring hai par sania walli mehangi hai kyunki dono Maine he khareedi thi sania walli 4999999 ki hai nahi 50lakh ki he hai puri kyunki unhone mujhe baaki kaa 1rs waapis nahi diya tha jabki Maine unse saaf-2 maang liya tha par unhone nahi diya tha kanjuss kahin k itani badi jwellery showroom or 1rs ke liye marte hain ....
Main pata nahi kya -2 boll raha tha , par Jo bhi tha meri baaton se woh kaafi enjoy kar rahi thi Hans-2 ke.....
Nazia-Abeer you are so funny....
Maine commentary continue ki or jab woh point aayaa ek dusre ko ring pehnaane walla us waqt mujhse jyada exitment Nazia ko tha usne mera hath kaskar pakad liya maano last ball par 6 runs caahiye ho ,,, opps again bad dialouge sorry IpL fever
....Maine jaanbuj kar thoda pause liya uss situation par taaki woh mera hath aise he thaame rahe main chahta tha k ye time yahin rukk jaae ,meri story waala AP hota toh roukleta time
.. or fir jab logon ne taaliyaan bajaai ring pehnaane k baad tab Maine usko bataaya .....Main-or ye rings exchange hui and engagement completed....
Iske baad usne taliyaan bajaani suru ki or maje ki baat ye thi ki woh akeli he taaliyaan Baja rahi thi baaki sab bajaake bandh bhi kar chuke they jiske baad sab logon ne usko ghurra toh Maine bhi uske sath taaliyaan bajaani suru kardi.....
Main-perfect ,claps again friends for this very cute couple....
Ceremony khatam hui sablog khaana khaane baithe main or Nazia abhi bhi sath they Maine usko ek chair par baithaayaa.....
Main-toh mam kya Lena passand karengi aap???
Usne muskuraate hue mujhe apni passand kaa kuch laane ko kahaa....or main order laane challa gaya,abe ek minute waiter nahi hun be Jo order lene jaaunga ,I mean khaana laane chala gaya or jab main waapis aaya toh dekha ki Nazia wahaan nahi thi meri toh sans he atak gayi Maine turant charo taraf najar ghumayi par woh mujhe kahin nahi dikhi mera dill jor-2 se dhakk-2 karne laga Main usse har taraf dhundane laga or at last mujhe woh Sania k sath ek dusari table par baithi dikhi usse dekh k mujhe sans aaya woh 2 minutes meri life k sabse ghatiya 2minutes they in 2 minutes mein mere samne Nazia k sath bitaaye saare pall ghum gaye they...
"You know you love Someone when A mere thought of losing them brings you to tears..."
Aaj iss baat kaa ehsaash hua tha mujhe warna main isko humesa ek bakwaas quote he samajhta humessa or iske Writer ko gaaliyaan deta , ek second k liye toh meri saari khusiyan cheen gayi thi ,main full speed se bhaag ke Sania k pass gaya or usko ek halka sa thappad maara.....
Main-paagal bata k le aati Unko ,main wahaan par....
Lekin main bolte-2 rukk gaya kyunki main kabool karne walla tha ki I care for her....
Sania-wahaan kya bhai???
Main- wahaan Khaana liye khadda tha....
Main Nazia k bagal mein baitha ......
Uske baad hum log kaafi derr tak baatein karte rahe sorry correction hai baatein woh log kar rahe they main bus Nazia ko jee bharke dekhlena caahta thaa maano aajke baad mujhe woh kabhi dekhne ko naa millegi main itana utaawla ho raha tha ki maano abhi uska hath pakdun or sabke samne usko bolun "Nazia i love u , I am amazed when I look at u ,not just because of your looks but because of the fact that everything I have ever wanted in my life is right in front of me" You complete me ....
Pata nahi kyun lekin thode he time mein mujhe usase ek attachment saa hogaya tha maano main usko saalon se jaanta hun....
Khusi ki baat ye thi ki woh ab shaadi tak yahin rehne walli thi or abtak hum dono kuch hadd tak dost bhi ban chuke they woh mere sath thoda frank hogayi thi ...
uske baad party khatam hui toh main ADi k pass aaya Jo abhi kapde change kar raha tha main usase koi baat naa chupaata so ye bhi naa chupaai Maine usko puri baat bataai or uska jawaab tha WHAT????
Main-haan be I am in love......
Adi- tujhe pyaar ho he nahi sakta I mean tu Salle kabhi Romantic movies tak naa dekhta tujhe pyaar
impossible ,woh motu-patlu walla Inspector bolta haina jiska ajeeb SAA naam hai "" Yumpossiblee""....Main-abe sach me be I feel something mera dill jor-2 se dhadakk raha hai ......
Adi-let's consult a doctor for that.....
Main-abe sach me I feel something in my heart with a sweet pain.....
Adi-Heart attack symptoms maybe..
Main-i love her....i feel incomplete and she completes me....
Adi-ghanta ab kya tujhe 3 hath lagwaaun tab complete hoga be or woh kya daaru hai Jo tujhe complete karegi...achaa khassa hero launda hai tu kaaeku villain banane challa hai be....
Main- i dont understant why people hates villains beta humesa remember "The villains were always ugly in books and movies. Necessarily so, it seemed. Because if they were attractive—if their looks matched their charm and their cunning—they wouldn't only be dangerous,They would be irresistible.""""
Adi-bhains ki punch ye kya tha be Salle CNP....
Main- sorry woh flow-2 mein nikal gaya......
Adi--Teri maa kaa sodium BC....
Main-teri Maya tu he jaane...
Adi-kon Maya be apun kissi Maya ko na jaanta Teri kasam bhai.....
Main-sale ye dialogue hai be....
Adi-bhai meri baat sun ye pyaar wyaar tere type kaa system naa hai be tu flirt karta hua he achaa lagta hai.....
Main-yaar ab toh uske bina ek ek pall bitaanaa mushqil ho raha hai bus ye mahsus ho rha ki vo mere sath hi rahe I think love at first sight .....
Adi-that is called vaasnaa jaakar bathroom mein hilla k aa achaa lagega.....
Maine badi he mushqill se Adi ko samjhaya emotional blackmail you know
....Adi- abe tu kahe toh usko abhi k abhi babhi bolldun......
Main- naa be bus yahin tak theek hai.....
Humaari debate khatam hui Maine Adi ko harra diya beshak kutiyaapaa karke he sahi par harra diya so proved again love is above everything...
Uske baad humlog so gaye I mean woh so gaya apun nhi soya mujhe nind nahi aai ek ajeeb saa ehsaash mujhe saari raat hota raha jis karan main soya nahi , agar Adi ko main ye bollun toh mujhe saari uncensored galliyan de daalega par real mein aisa nahi hai main sachmein puri raat nahi soya or raat -2 mein Maine kareeb 30 yaa 40 cigarettes pee daali , or subah-2 Adi utha or uthate he bolla....
Adi-bc bawaasiir hua hai kya Jo aise baitha hai .....
Main-nahi be loveaasiir hua hai ......
Adi-dekh bahi tujhe pyaar hua hai achi baat hai good for u par iska matlab ye nahi ki tu kuch bhi kuch bhi bollega I mean seriously salla Loveaasiir ye kya hota hai be salla....
Main-I love her...
Adi-abe love ko maar goli ye bata salle ye saari cigarettes tune pee hai naa....
Main-haan.....
Adi-paglait insaan ye kya baat hui be.....
Main-yar mujhe dhueyin mein bhi uska chehra dikh raha tha.....
Adi-abe filmy Kide kya bakk kya raha hai tu Abe soch kar boll Salle aisa bhi kabhi hota hai kya......
Main-I will love to be I a movie with her...
Adi-filmon ki baat toh tu kar he matt Salle parson tere kehne par Shawshank Redemption dekhi bakwass nikali.....
Ye sunte he maine usse ghurra ghurra kya bhenchod aankhon - 2 mein gand maardi maine uski..
Main-Dekh bhosdk tu gandu ban gay ban, roof se kuddd babhi ko babhi naa bol I don't give a fuck lekin agar baat Shawshank takk pohanchi toh goliyaan chal jaaengi..
Adi-sorry shaktimaan majaak kar raha tha gand Fadu movie hai....Number 1 of all times..
Main-aise majaak naa kiya kar abhi laat maarta main tere munh par
Adi:- jaa ab cigarette leke aa .....
Main-bc itani subah-2 kon tera baap cigarette dega mujhe abhi toh dudh walla bhi naa uthaa hoga....
Lekin Adi ne meri ek naa suni or mujhe cigarette lene bhej diya or jaise he main lawn se gujraa toh meri aankhein turant ek jagah par jaa rukki samne garden mein Nazia kuch ajeeb -2 harkatein kar rahi thi toh main sidha bhaagke uske pass gaya....
Main-hii gud mrng....
Nazia-hii Abeer gud mrng.....
Main-meri awaaj yaad hai nice......
Nazia-main kabhi awaajein nahi bhullti or tumhaari toh bhull bhi nahi shakti after all we are best frnds....
Ye sunke mujhe atyant khusi hui....
Main- waise sab theek toh hai na ye ajeeb -2 harkatein kya kar rhi ho...
Nazia-its called yoga....
Main- aaila yoga mein ye sab bhi hota hai mujhe laga bus wahi hota hai woh kya bolte hain usko jisme kutte ki tarah sans lete hain....
Nazia-what...
Main -leave it ye bataao aaj kuch badli-2 si lag rahi ho kya hua.....
Nazia-you noticed actually pata nahi kal se kuch ajeeb saa feel horaha hai.....
Ye sunn main bhayankar chownka omg same 2 same iska matlab ye bhi mujhe pyaar karti hai
....Main- mujhe bhi kuch aisa he feel ho raha hai..
Nazia-really ...
Main-haan...
Nazia-mujhe laga he tha khaane mein he kuch gadbadd hogi warna aise pait thodi dard hota.....
Bc solid klpd mujhe laga ye dusre walle ajeeb feel ki baat kar rahi hai...
Aise he humaari sweet conversation chaalu rahi or agle 3 din mein hum dono bahot jyadda close aagaye I mean as friends woh mujhse puri tarah frank ho chuki thi or ghanton mujhse baatein karti woh mujhse apni jyaadaatar baatein share karti thi Nazia bahot jyada bolti thi or main ,main toh buss usse dekhta rehta tha, main pyaar k baare mein kuch din pehle tak kuch naa jaanta tha , nothing lekin ab main love topic par Oxford university Mein speech de shakta tha....
shaadi sahi tarah se nipat chuki thi or is bich main usko live commentary deta raha lekin kal subah Nazia jaane walli thi or mere pass bus usko propose karne k liye ek he raat thi isliye main raat 12 bajkar 21 minute par uske room mein gaya or Maine jaakar door knock kiya kaafi der tak or is bich mera dil itana jor se dhadak rah tha ki train piche chutt jaae main bahot kuch ratta maarke aaya tha sabkuch bolne wala tha main lekin gate khula or Nazia ko dekhte he mera sarra dimagi shantulan hil gaya....
Nazia-abeer tum ho....
Main-h.h.haannn....
Nazia-kya hua.....
Main-w.w.w.w.oh .....kuch nahi so jaao tum sorry.....
Abe kya kar raha hai achaa khassa moka hath se chala jaaega ,laanat hai Teri jindagi par BC itane din se bol naa paya beta aaj naa bola toh life khatam fir Woh shahrukh Khan banke rahiyo saari jindagi woh devdas movie walla .....
Nazia gate bandh karne he walli thi ki Maine jhatke se uska hath thamma, pata nahi itani himmat Kahaan se aai mujh mein lekin aai ye achi baat thi ,or main tapaak se bolla....
Main-Nazia I love u, I can't live without u look I never thought of loving someone like you.... but When I saw u and as I laid my eyes on u,I can't help myself but falling in love with you...., I just want to be with you we will laugh together we will cry together ,there is no place beautiful for me in this world ,but when you are with me every place and everything looks beautiful to me i just love u......
Main ye sab kehkar shant hua badi he mushqill se pura dum lagaake Maine ye sab kahaa tha meri sans full gayi thi bolte-2 lekin turant he lehraata hua thappad mere gal par padda ......or main solid chownka....
Nazia-i hate u I just hate you mujhe laga tha we are just good friends or tumne bhi meri friendship kaa galat faaydaa uthaya jaisa sabhi ladke karte hain mujhe pata hai Australia mein tumhaari image ek playboy ki hai behissab paise ne andha kardiya hai tumko u think girls are toys bus khelnaa jaante ho tum unke sath u dont have feelings get lost you loser ......
Yeh kehke Nazia ne mere munh par darwaaja bandh kardiya woh nahi samjhi mere pyaar ko , its just one sided love , uss waqt mujhe ek baat yaad aarahi thi "Haqikat jaan lo juda hone se pahle,
Meri sun lo apni sunane se pahle,
Ye soch lena bhulane se pahle,
Bahut royi hain ye aankhen muskurane se pahle."
Lekin achaanak mujhe laga mujhe kissi ne jor se jhinjhoda or main ek jhatke k sath utha toh dekha ki main mere bed par hun or samne Nazia khadi hai ,main pura pasine se bhara hua tha or meri ankhon mein aanshu bhare they...
Nazia-koi bura sapna dekha ....
Main jaldi se normal hua or bolla....
Main-h.h haan bahot jyada bura ....par tum yahaan kaise....
Nazia-jab main aai toh tum jor-2 se haanf rahe they or hath lagaaya toh tum passine se bhige hue they sapne mein aisa he hota hai ....
Main-haan....
Nazia-woh actually i am going so please mujhe Railway station drop kardoge....
Main-yeah-2 surely chalo tumhe aane ki kya jarurat thi kissi or ko bhej deti....
Nazia-are side walla room toh hai mera.....
Main-ohh haan, lets go....
Toh ye sapna tha bhagwaan kasam main toh marr he gaya tha jaan maano nikal gayi thi woh sapna kitana sach tha aakhir kaar ek playboy he toh hun main ladkiyon k sath khelta he toh hun main ,main bhala pyaar ko kya samjhunga , isliye Maine ab apni life kaa sabse important or impossible decision liya ki main usko kuch nahi kahunga kya pata main ek achi dost bhi khodun....main usko station chodane jaa raha tha or main bilkul normal behave kar raha tha halaanki andar hi andar ajeeb sa dard ho rha tha aisa lag rha tha ki main andar se tutt chuka hu mere saare Arman behh chukey hai darshal sahi hua main insab k kaabil he naa tha main kyaa jaanu pyaar kaa matlab I am just a bloody looser jisse bus ladkiyon se khelna aataa hai nothing else ......
Main station par khada ye sab soch raha tha Nazia mere bagal mein thi train aane he walli thi or woh mujhe bilkul normal lag rahi thi .......
jo apna pyaar nahi paa shakta uska ek he dialouge hota hai " uski khusi mein he meri khusi thi " lekin ye sab juth hai I just hate this love qtiyaapa .....
Train aagayi or maine apne dil par pahaad rakhkar usko train mein chadhaaya woh mere Galle milli lamba goodbye speech dekar andar challi gayi main ab or nahi rukk shakta tha main turant wahaan se mudda or thodi durr jaakar achaanak se mere pair jawaab degaye or main apne ghutano par aakar girra , meri ankhon se aanshu behne lage main Rona nahi chahta tha par main rokk naa paaya mere anshuon ko....
Train chal padi thi mere piche """"
wahaan saikdon log mera tamaasha dekh rahe they lekin mujhe koi honsh nahi tha lekin tabhi kisine jor se mera naam pukkaraa ,ye awaaj main nind mein bhi pehchaan shakta tha ye Nazia ki awaaj thi jispar main bijalli ki tarah paltaaa toh paaya ki Nazia wahaan mere piche khadi thi main ek pal k liye bhi naa soch or bhagke uske pass pohancha ....
Main-N.a.aaziaa...
Maine itana he bolla tha ki ek garma garam thappad mere munh par laga nahi re ye sapna naa tha ye real walla laga tha...
Nazia-stupid idiot agar pyaar karte ho toh Propose karne ki himmat toh rakho main kabse wait kar rhi thi ab propose karoge ab karoge lekin ghar se yahaan aagaye nahi kiya ab challi jaati toh main sidha nahi boll shaktey I love u lo main he boll deti hun I love u Abeer ....mujhe nhi pta tum mere bare me kya sochte ho,..par mujhe tumse pyar ho gya hai...tumhari baton se,,,tumhare sath bitaye har us lamhe se.....
Main-tumhe kaise pata ki mai tumse pyar karne lga hu???
Mere munh se bus itana he nikala...
Nazia-subah-2 nind mein I love u Nazia please don't leave me I can't live without u I will die etc etc ,sab suna Maine pura adha ghanta wahin khadi thi main budhu kahin k I also love u or same problem mere sath thi kahin tum mujhe accept naa karo because main tumhaare level ki nahi hun or uppar se andhi bhi to hun par jab subah tumse suna toh bus raha nahi gaya...
Uske itana bolte he Maine usko Galle se laga liya itna kaske maano woh chhut k challi naa jaae mujhe vishwash nahi ho raha tha ki ye sab sach mein hua hai ....
main-mera level tumse niche hai naaki tumhaara you are perfect for me but i am not perfect for you beacause i am a defective piece but know You + Me =complete""
“You Make Me Smile, You Make Me Cry, But You Complete Me And I Love You So Much That I Cannot Stop Loving You.”
Woh din meri life ka sabse khaas din tha USS din se meri life real mein suru hui abtak toh main buss waise he jee raha tha uss din baad mujhe jinne kaa makshad mil gaya........
Kai log pyaar mein believe ni karte usse jutha maante hain fareb maante hain or unlogon ko bus main yahi kehna chahunga kuch din pehle tak main bhi belive nahi karta tha but uss ek ladki ne meri life badal di so tumlog believe karo yaa naa karo nobody cares .....
Everybody knows Once Einstein sir said "You can't blame Gravity for falling in love..." But not many people knows the meaning of this sentence .....let me tell you: ""love has no boundaries neither does gravity they work hand in hand so u can't blame no one for falling in love its just u and u and only u''....
I love her now and I will love her forever..... Because:
"The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart."
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THE XFORUM SCOOP #8
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THE XFORUM SCOOP #8
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Genius | The Immortal | Siraj Patel | Rooted
A SPECIAL THANK YOU TO ALL THE STAFF AND MEMBERS OF XFORUM!