To aaiye shuru karte hain bina kisi bakchodi ke ( umeed hai is dialog par carry bhai copyright claim nahi karenge
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To baat hone ja rahi hai kisson ki ji han kahaniyon ki nahi kisson ki kyonki kahaniyon ki aupchariktaon bhari duniya me sab jayaj hai , kyonki wo kitne bhi sachhi lage hai to kahani hi na
lekin janab kisse thoda alag hote hain, iske sachha hone ka dawa to kiya ja sakta hai lekin satyata ko pramanit nahi kiya ja sakta. Lekin hamare kisse thode se alag hain kyonki ye asal duniya ke jhoothe kisse nahi hain balki ye XF ki virtual duniya ke wo kisse hain jo thode se chatpate aur majedaar hain aur inme thoda sa masala daal kar ham pesh kar rahe hain aap ke liye
to ham baat karenge ek aise hi kisson ki jo ki sach hai ( ab agar ye kisse XF ke na hote to mai kehta ke ho sakta hai ke gyani bhau ke parellal worlds ki jis duniya me kabhi armaan ( 8th semester ) khoya rahta tha ya jahan se Milan v 2.0 aaya tha (strange world) unhi mese kisi parellal world ki baat ho rahi hai
parellal world ko agar aam bakchodi yukt bhasa me samjhane ki koshish karo to wo bhi ek kissa hi hai jiska dawa to sab karte hain lakin sabit koi nahi kar sakta
Ab parellal world ke kisson ko koi 2 dimensional aam aadmi ko suna nahi sakta aise kisson ko gadhne ke liye bande ka 3,4,5,6,7,8....... Dimensional hona jaroori hai ab sab to aise ho nahi sakte isliye kisse gadhne ki ye jimmedaari hamari rahi
XF par hone wale kai kisse andekhe ansune rah jate hain kyonki ya to unhe dekhne ke liye koi maujood hi nahi hota ya masale ki kami ki badaulat logon ka itna dhyan hi nahi jaata wahan par isliye XF Scoop ki taraf se mai wada karta hun ki har baar ek naya aur bakchodi bhara kissa aap ki khidmat me pesh kiya jata rahega
to insaan naamak janwar ki bastiyon mese nikla ye kisse umeed hai apko pasand aayenge aur mera ye dawa hai ki 100 pratisat shudh bakchodi se bhara hoga kyonki ham is prajaati ke us verg se talluk rakhte hain jo bakchodi me avval mana jata hai
Meri umeed hai ke tum logon mese kuch samajh daar logon mese kisse ka matlab samajh aa gaya hoga ab corona kaal ka jo khali time hai jo nahi jhela ja raha iska poori tareeke se durupayog karke mai ek kissa gadhne ki koshish karta hun
To shuru karte hain kissa no #1 :- baap ke maal par nazar daalne ke chakkar me ek baalak ki bahut bhayankar sutai fans ne kiye bahut hi umda comments
Baat hai
Darkshied naam ke bhai ki jo ki mere khayal se abhi UA hai isliye apne pita ji ke phone se inhone ek story likhni shuru ki jo ki "Bete
ko Madarchod banaunga " title se hindi story section me pesh ki gai thi
Kahani ki moti moti summary ye thi ki ladka dost ko mom-son se relation ke liye majboor karta hai
Ab baaki aap logon ke views kaise bhi ho lekin bhai sahab ko mila ss walon ko full support bole to ek dam jabardast wala aur ye bhai abhi aur rang me aa hi rahe the, saare readers update ki maang kar rahe the tabhi kahani me aaya ek khatarnaak mod writer ke is comment ke sath
Bhai agar koi iss story ko aage badhana chahta hai to kar sakta hai ...mai ab iss site pe nahi aa paunga ...mai papa ke mobile se likhta hu story or likhake history delete kar deta hu .yahi karan hai ki story update dene me der ho jati hai...par kuchh din pehle story likhte time papa ka phone aa gya aur wo baat karne lage.. mujhe browser se nikalne ka mauka nahi mila...jab call kata to unhone sab dekh lia ..bahut dhunai hui hai ...
Sorry mai aap sab ko naraj kar raha hu..
Bahut dukh bhari ghatna lekin lodu chand mere dost aisi kahani baap ke phone se kaun likhta hai aur likhi to likhi baap ko padhne ko bhi de di ab sutai hui utna hi bahut ho sakta hai ki apne maal par najar dalne ke jurm tumhara baap tumhe top se uda deta
Ek namoona aur dikhata hun dekho
Bhai tum thik to ho...koi jyada tension wali baat to nahi hai na....aur tum story ki fikar mat karo wo koi na koi aage badha dega...tum apna care karo yaar...kya uncle ji tumhari likhi kahani poora padh liye...
Nahi bhai thik nahi hu...bahut maar pari hai..papa bahut gussa hai... unhone poori kahani padh li...aur iss story me ek maa bete ka character mere or maa ke naam pe hai..jeetu aur bina...ye padh ke papa gusse se pagal ho rahe hain..mai abhi apni mausi ke yaha hu maa ke sath...maa se najar bhi nahi mila paa raha ...mujhe nahi pata tha baat itni bigar jayegi...
Aisi kahaniyan sirf kahaniyon ki had tak seemit rahen to acha hai nahi to isse bhayanak bakchodiyan bhi saamne aa sakti hai
Is ladke ki jindagi me alag hi bhoochal aa chuka hai lekin dost aise jo isme bhi positivity doondh kar salaah de rahe hain
क
अपनी लाइफ देख भाई पहले
जहां तक हो सके तो अपने आप को बदल डालो हालात के अनुकूल
आपकी हालत यह कह रहे हैं कि आप अपने पिता की बनायेंगे हुए आदर्शों सिद्धान्त पर चलीये ।
धन्यवाद
Aur kya pata jab inke pita ka gussa thandha ho to inke kahani ko sach bana dein yani jeetu aur bina ka sach me milan karwa de...ab wo to jaan hi gaye hain ki unka beta unki patni ko pelna chahta hai tabhi wo aisi kahaniyan likh raha hai..wo bhi asli maa bete ka naam dalke...
To ho sakta hai ki gussa thandha hone ke baad wo hamre darkshied bhai ke fantasy ko sach kar de aur unhe unke maa ko pelne ki chhoot de de
Kaun se grah se aaye ho prabhu
Ab kaamdev sir ne ki apne kaam ki baat
कोई बात नहीं भाई................कुछ समय के लिए शांत हो जाओ माफी मांग लो........ बाद मे मोबाइल या कम्प्युटर/लैपटाप का जुगाड़ बन जाए तब कर लेना....
कहीं न कहीं से कुछ जुगाड़ बनेगा जरूर...........और कोई ऐसा नहीं लिख पाएगा
और ये जो आपकी हालत हुई है.......... मेंने भी बहुत बार झेली है बचपन में................
माँ न सही.......... मौसी को .........लिखा नहीं............ सीधा काम ही कर दिया.................
अब पिताजी को तो गुस्सा आना ही था.................. साली उनकी..........मजे मेंने ले लिए........और मौके पर पकड़ा भी गया
बहुत दिन शिकई हुई, मरहम-पट्टी भी............ साल डेढ़ साल ननिहाल जाने पर रोक भी लगा दी..........
फिर ठंडे मन से सोचा होगा...........की जवानी उन पर भी आयी थी
mausi unmarried thi.......... dhakkan to khulwa chuki thi....kisi aur se
lekin karari thi
pitayi pitaji ne aur ...............
shikai..........unhi mausi ne aur mami ki bahan ne
pitaji ne koi ghar me thode hi bataya ki kyon peet rahe hain
(unki saali ki ijjat ka sawal tha
)
Ye use salah de rahe hain ki baad me jab baap tumhe ghar me rahne ka ek mauka de de to fir se yahi kaand karna taaki gand ka guldasta bana diya jaye ya ho sakta hai ke gaand ke gamle me cactus ka ped uga diya jaye
Ab log baag experiences share karne pe aate hain to kya kya bakchodiyam samne aati hain pesh hai ek misal
Ab sab apna apna experience bata hi rahe hai to mai apna bata deta hu...mai apne mama ki beti ko pelta hu...mami ko pata hai par wo kuchh nahi bolti..
Aur bhi bahut kuch hai lekin mai jyada kuch kahunga nahi kyonki kuch offensive ho jayega ye lekin aise halaton me behtar yahi hai ke admi samay rahe sudhar jaye
Satrak rahen aur apni gand ki surakcha karte rahen
Maine pahle hi bol diya tha ke sirf fun ke liye hai to no offense fir bhi kisi ko bahut jyada ( bahut jyada like ek dam gand faad ) problem hai to pm kar sakta hai mujhe
Ab aakhiri aur vishesh baat is samast bakchodi ko agar darkshied ke pita shri dekh sakte hain ya dekh rahe hain to wo bhi apne vichar yahan par rakh sakte hain same id se koi alias bana ke aane ki jaroorat nahi hai pata chala ladke thukai ke baad baap khud fan ho gaya ho XF ka
Acha to ab chalte hain agar jinda rahe to next edition me milenge ek naye kisse ke sath tab tak ke liye alvida