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wahi room ke ander :
Jise hin teeno ne ched se aankh lagaye koe kuch samajh pata esse pehle hin...nitin ki maa
Nitesh : haye jivan safal ho gaya ....es ki didar mujhe laga tha ki es janam me nahi hogi...lekin kismat dekho yaro ..meri wali ki jhalak to hamare missiom shuru hone se pehle hin ho gaye..
Jindgi me pehli bur ki jhalak ki mubarakbad dosto.....
Sab ki ankhe to ched pe lagi thi lekin sab ka hath apne lund pe tha....
Nitesh : haste hue ; abe salo meri maal ko dekh ke lund nahi masalna hai ...apni apni ka dekho....
Sonu : abe tu apni bakwas band kar be ...aram se dekhne de...aur han tere liye hogi pehli jhalak maine pehle bhi dekhi hai...
Fir jab waha se teeno chali gaye to teeno dost wapas aa ke chair pe baithte hai....
Nitesh : thoda serious ho ke..behanchod mai apne aap ko es field ka master samajhta tha ...sale ye bhondu pehle se dekh chauka aur aaj mai pehli baar dekha hun...kiska dekha hai be tu gandu....
Sonu : are ya maine bola tha na ki kal kuch dekha tha asal me kal jab mai ched se dekh raha tha to bate to kuch khash nahi thi lekin jate jate prabhjot aunty kal bhi mooti thi...to kal hin dekha
Nitesh ;nitin ki aur dekh ke : aur tu be tune bhi aaj pehli baar dekhi kya ..ya
Nitin : mai bahut pehle hin dekh chuka hun...sale jo field me aa ke khol deti hai uska ghar me dekhna etna mushkil hai kya....aur tum logo ko dikhi kaha , salo tumne sifr feel kiya ki dekhi hai ...etni dur se to sirf moot ki dhar dhikhi
Nitesh : abe gandu to prhle kue nahi bataya ....
nitin : kya batata ki apni maa di fuddi dekhi hai
Sonu : han yahi batata
Nitin : dekh es lun ko bhosdi ke hum mummy pe abhi khule hai ..sale pehle bolta to tum log mere ko hin pata nahi kya samajhte......
Sonu : acha ye sab socho ab ki aage kaise badha jaye ...sonu ne apne lund ko masalte hue kaha....
Nitesh : acha ab aa gaya line pe badi jaldi hai tujhe
Nitin : abe ab pair khichna chor aur plan bata yaar ...irritate mat kar ...
Nitesh : nahi pehle mujhe check karne do tum log mentally prepared ho ki nahi ;fir sonu ko dekhte hue bol kya ki plan banaye
Sonu : thoda hichakte hue ; wahi mummiyo ko fasane ki
Nitesh ne nitin ki aur dekha...
nitin : abe laudu ye saaf saaf sunna chahta hai ...kue laundiya ki tarah sarma raha hai...
sonu : acha baba ,ye plan banao ki kaise hamari mummiya chudye....
Nitesh : not bad ...aur nitin ki taraf dekha
Nitin : abe sale es metter me mai tera baap hun....chal bata kab meri maa chod raha hai....sali bahut chinal hai
Han ab aaye tum log sahi line pe ; acha ye bata sonu tune yahi pehli choot dekhi ya es se pehle dekhi hai
Sonu : nahi ya yahi hai jo do baar dekha mootte hue....
Nitish : maine bhi pehli baar dekhi hai...ab tu bata be chpa rustam..sach sach
Nitin : dekh bhai pehle ki baat hoti to mai chipa leta ..but ab hum ek team hai esliye jhoot nahi bolunga....mujhe lagta hai ki apni team ka captain mujhe hona chahiye kue ki mujhe tum dono se jyada experiance hai ....
teri maal yani ki apni maa ka bhosra to bahut baar dekhi hai....kab kaise batata hun ..esko chor ke ...acha mai baad me bataunga pehle ye bata ki hum sirf mummiyo ki bate kare ki behno ki bhi kar sakte hai
Nitesh : dekh lo hamare captain shab ko ..sale mand budhi ...ab hum sab ki marenge...mai to apni sas yani teri nani ko bhi chodna chahta hun...sali kya gand hai
Jise hin teeno ne ched se aankh lagaye koe kuch samajh pata esse pehle hin...nitin ki maa
Nitesh : haye jivan safal ho gaya ....es ki didar mujhe laga tha ki es janam me nahi hogi...lekin kismat dekho yaro ..meri wali ki jhalak to hamare missiom shuru hone se pehle hin ho gaye..
Jindgi me pehli bur ki jhalak ki mubarakbad dosto.....
Sab ki ankhe to ched pe lagi thi lekin sab ka hath apne lund pe tha....
Nitesh : haste hue ; abe salo meri maal ko dekh ke lund nahi masalna hai ...apni apni ka dekho....
Sonu : abe tu apni bakwas band kar be ...aram se dekhne de...aur han tere liye hogi pehli jhalak maine pehle bhi dekhi hai...
Fir jab waha se teeno chali gaye to teeno dost wapas aa ke chair pe baithte hai....
Nitesh : thoda serious ho ke..behanchod mai apne aap ko es field ka master samajhta tha ...sale ye bhondu pehle se dekh chauka aur aaj mai pehli baar dekha hun...kiska dekha hai be tu gandu....
Sonu : are ya maine bola tha na ki kal kuch dekha tha asal me kal jab mai ched se dekh raha tha to bate to kuch khash nahi thi lekin jate jate prabhjot aunty kal bhi mooti thi...to kal hin dekha
Nitesh ;nitin ki aur dekh ke : aur tu be tune bhi aaj pehli baar dekhi kya ..ya
Nitin : mai bahut pehle hin dekh chuka hun...sale jo field me aa ke khol deti hai uska ghar me dekhna etna mushkil hai kya....aur tum logo ko dikhi kaha , salo tumne sifr feel kiya ki dekhi hai ...etni dur se to sirf moot ki dhar dhikhi
Nitesh : abe gandu to prhle kue nahi bataya ....
nitin : kya batata ki apni maa di fuddi dekhi hai
Sonu : han yahi batata
Nitin : dekh es lun ko bhosdi ke hum mummy pe abhi khule hai ..sale pehle bolta to tum log mere ko hin pata nahi kya samajhte......
Sonu : acha ye sab socho ab ki aage kaise badha jaye ...sonu ne apne lund ko masalte hue kaha....
Nitesh : acha ab aa gaya line pe badi jaldi hai tujhe
Nitin : abe ab pair khichna chor aur plan bata yaar ...irritate mat kar ...
Nitesh : nahi pehle mujhe check karne do tum log mentally prepared ho ki nahi ;fir sonu ko dekhte hue bol kya ki plan banaye
Sonu : thoda hichakte hue ; wahi mummiyo ko fasane ki
Nitesh ne nitin ki aur dekha...
nitin : abe laudu ye saaf saaf sunna chahta hai ...kue laundiya ki tarah sarma raha hai...
sonu : acha baba ,ye plan banao ki kaise hamari mummiya chudye....
Nitesh : not bad ...aur nitin ki taraf dekha
Nitin : abe sale es metter me mai tera baap hun....chal bata kab meri maa chod raha hai....sali bahut chinal hai
Han ab aaye tum log sahi line pe ; acha ye bata sonu tune yahi pehli choot dekhi ya es se pehle dekhi hai
Sonu : nahi ya yahi hai jo do baar dekha mootte hue....
Nitish : maine bhi pehli baar dekhi hai...ab tu bata be chpa rustam..sach sach
Nitin : dekh bhai pehle ki baat hoti to mai chipa leta ..but ab hum ek team hai esliye jhoot nahi bolunga....mujhe lagta hai ki apni team ka captain mujhe hona chahiye kue ki mujhe tum dono se jyada experiance hai ....
teri maal yani ki apni maa ka bhosra to bahut baar dekhi hai....kab kaise batata hun ..esko chor ke ...acha mai baad me bataunga pehle ye bata ki hum sirf mummiyo ki bate kare ki behno ki bhi kar sakte hai
Nitesh : dekh lo hamare captain shab ko ..sale mand budhi ...ab hum sab ki marenge...mai to apni sas yani teri nani ko bhi chodna chahta hun...sali kya gand hai