Update - 19
Shoaib- meri company me.....waha ka manager mera dost hai....agar jagah hogi to use noukri mil jayegi....
Golu- ohh...manager.....good....ummed hai sab theek hoga....main chai pi leta hu....(dheere se)- iska ye nokri ka bhoot bhi....huh....
Itna bol kar golu bahar nikal gaya aur kuch der baad wo bhi ready ho kar ghar se bahar nikal gaya......
Ab Aage.......
Sania acchi tarah se taiyaar ho kar ghar se nikli......aur fir safar ke dhakka khate huye kisi tarah 12 baje ke pahle company me pahuch gai aur gate par saari detaill bata di...
Fir watchmen ne manager se baat ki aur sania ko uske cabin tak ka rasta bata diya.....aur kuch der baad hi sania manager ke cabin ke saamne khadi thi...
Sania(gate kholte hi)- main andar aa sakti hu sir....
Manager(dekh kar)- ohh..sania ji....aaiye-aaiye....main aapka hi wait kar raha tha...aaiye....
Fir manager badi ijjat ke sath sania ki saamne baithne ko bola aur noukar ko bula kar dono ke liye chai magwaai.......
Sania- nhi sir....iski koi jaroorat nhi....
Manager- are kaise nhi...ek to aap humare purane employee ki biwi hai....uper se wo mera dost bhi hai...to fir itni khatirdaari to banti hi hai na....aap chai pijiye...fir baat karte hai....
Sania(chai khatm kar ke)- sir....wo noukri...kya koi jagah khali hai.....
Manager- haa...ek to hai....chaliye...apne documents dikhaiye.......
Aur fir sania ke documents dekhte huye dono noukri ke baare me kuch baaten karne lage.....
Manager- hmm...baki sab to theek hai....par aapki agar graduation hoti to....wo kya hai na....yaha ek se ek degree wale line me lage hai...aur filhaal ek hi jagah hai....to thoda muskil hai...
Sania- plz sir....aap to jante hi hai ki mere souhar kis haal me hai...ab aise me bina noukri ke kaise chalega....kuch kijiye sir....mujhe ye noukri dila dijiye...
Manager- hmm...baat to aapki sahi hai....par yu hi noukri dena....ye mere controll me nhi na....kyoki baki sab ye jaroor puchege ki maine aapko hi noukri kyo di...jabki aapke paas to degree bhi nhi hai...
Sania- plz sir...kuch kijiye na....
Manager- are...aap baar-baar plz kah kar mujhe sharminda....ek minute....mera phon aaya....bas 1 minute....
Tabhi manager ka phon baja aur wo baat karne uth kar chala gaya.....
Sania(man me)- yaha bhi meri degree bheech me aa gai...kaash mere souhar thodi acchi soch rakhte to meri graduation to puri ho jati.....sach me...mere souhar ne hi meri jindagi ka kabada kar rakha hai....
Khair....thodi der baat karne ke baad manager bapis aaya aur pani ka ghooth maar kar baith gaya....
Sania- kya hua sir....aap kuch paresaan.....
Manager(bech me)- hum...nhi..kuch nhi.....wo...main kya kah raha tha....haa....aah....dekho sania......noukri to main de sakta hu...par uske liye tumhe bhi kuch karna hoga....
Sania is baat se shocked thi ki achanak se manager use sania ji ki jagah sania kyo bulane laga....aur to aur.....aap se seedha tum....
Sania- ji sir....boliye na....kya karna hoga mujhe....
Manager- dekho...tum mere dost ki biwi ho....isliye tumhe noukri dena mera farz hai....par main bhi.....wo kya karu....ab bina faayde ke to...tum samjh rahi ho na...
Sania- matlab....par main is waqt paise kaha se laau....chahe to aap baad me....
Manager(beech me)- nhi....tum galat samjhi....yaha paiso ki baat nhi hai.....
Sania(hairani se)- fir....
Manager(muskura kar)- wo....tum agar....agar tum....ek baar....wo...mere sath....samjho...
Sania samjh gai ki manager kya kahna chahta hai...isliye uski aankhe gusse se laal ho gai...
Sania- aapko sharm nhi aati aisa sochte huye bhi.....haa...main aapke dost ki biwi hu...jo aapke hi sath kaam karta tha...fir bhi....kaise insaan hai aap...chheee...
Manager- oh hello....agar tera souhar yaha kaam karta tha to ahsaan nhi karta tha....pagaar leta tha kaam karne ki...aur rahi dost ki baat...to main to apne sage ko bhi na chhodu.....agar uski biwi bhi aaygi to bhi main yahi kahuga...to tera souhar kya hai...huh...
Sania(khadi ho kar)- bas....kitne ghatiya insaan ho aap....galti ki yaha aa kar.....thoo...main abhi ja kar apne souhar ko batati hu....
Ye bol kar sania jane lagi...tabhi manager chillaya...
Manager- to ja na....aur baith ja us apahij ke paas....sala kuch nhi kar sakta mera.....aur sun....yaha kai khadi hai is noukri ke liye....aur wo apni taage kholne me jara bhi der nhi lagaygi...to mera to koi nuksaan nhi....par tu soch le....tujhe kya milega...ghanta...
Sania ye sun kar tham gai...wo janti thi ki uska souhar abhi kuch bhi nhi kar sakta...aur agar use ye noukri nhi mili...to use golu ji ke ghar me hi rahna hoga...jo wo nhi chahti thi....
Manager(khada ho kar)- soch le....12000 salary hai is post ki...main tujhe 15000 dilwa duga.....jisse tu bhi khush rahegi aur tera souhar bhi.....par agar is cabin se bahar nikli..to na to yaha noukri milegi...aur na hi kisi aur jagah....
Sania palat kar manager ko ghoorne lagi...
Manager- aise aankhe mat dikha....meri bahut pahuch hai is sahar me....aur mera yakeen maan...main tujhe kahi bhi kaam nhi karne duga...samjhi na...
Sania- aap kitne ghatiya aur jaleel insaan hai....ek majboor aourat ka faayda uthate sharm nhi aati....haa...
Manager(has kar)- are majboor aourat hi to fayda uthane ki cheej hai.....ab sun....mujhe bhaasan mat de....baith yaha....aur soch.....main bahar jata hu...aur tu acche se tay kar le....aur agar tera dil kahe ki haa....to ye ghanti baja dena...warna darwaja khula hi hai....seedha baahar nikal lena...samjhi....aur ek baat....thoda jaldi karna....kuch aourten aur bhi aane wali hai....samjhi na....
Ye bol kar manager cabin ke bahar chala gaya aur sania sisakte huye kursi par baith gai.....
Sania(man me)- hey uperwale....ye sab kya kar raha hai mere sath...kyo kar raha hai....maine aisa kya gunaah kar diya jo mujhe itni takleef de raha hai....bolo uperwale....bolo....
Ye sochte huye sania rone lagi...uski aankho se aanshu bah kar uske naram-naram gaalo ko bhigone lage....
Kuch der rone ke baad sania fir se soch me pad gai.....wo sochne lagi ki kya uske paas iske alawa aisa koi rasta nhi....jis se wo apne souhar aur apne bete ke liye ijjat ke sath kuch kar sake.....
Kya iske alawa wo kisi kaam ki nahi.....kya wo is laayak hi nhi ki apane pariwar ke liye kuch kar sake......
Kya yahi ek rasta bacha hai.....ki apne jishm ko gairon ki marji se kuchalwaaye aur uske badle me apne pariwar ko paal sake......
Are aisa kaam to sadak chaap randiya karti hai...to kya wo bhi ek...nhi....
Sania achanak se tadap uthi aur uske rone ki rafteer aur bad gai....par kuch der rone ke baad wo fir se soch me pad gai....
Sania soch rahi thi ki kya kare....kya wo aisi noukri ko thokar maar kar yaha se chali jaaye...ya fir wo kare...jo manager chahta hai......
Par wo aisa kaise kar sakti hai.....wo ek gair mard ko apne jishm ko roundne ki sahmati kaise de sakti hai......
Sania ye sob soch-soch kar paagal ho rahi thi...use samjh nhi aa raha tha ki kya kare....
Ek taraf golu tha.....jo apne ghar me rakh kar use roj bhog raha tha....aur dusri taraf ye manager....jo uski majboori ka faayda uthana chaah raha tha.....
Sania kafi der roi aur sochti rahi ki use kya karna chahiye....tab use laga ki manager hi sahi rasta hai......
Kam se kam use golu bhai se to aazaadi mil jayegi....aur manager...wo to sirf ek baar hi uska jishm roundega....par golu to use har din-har raat apne neeche dale rahege......
Aur fir jab sania ne soch hi liya ki ab uske paas manager ke alawa koi aur rasta nhi bacha....to usne apne aanshu poche aur dil ko majboot kar ke table par rakhi ghanti baja di...
Ghanti bajte hi manager khushi-khushi cabin me aaya aur aate hi gate lock kar diya.....
Manager(paas aa kar)- to tumne soch liya....
Sania- hmm...
Manager- to kya tum taiyaar ho meri banne ke liye....
Sania(gusse se)- nhi...par ek baar ke liye.......haa...
Manager- uff...itna gussa....koi baat nhi...gussa to garmi ki nisaani hai...aur mujhe aisi garam aourten hi pasand hai....aao....waha sofe par aa jao.....
Itna kah kar manager ne apna cote nikaal kar table par rakha aur sofe par ja kar baith gaya....
Aur kuch hi der baad sania bhi apna handbag table par rakh kar sofe ke paas pahuch gai....
Sania(paas aa kar)- sirf 1 hi baar....
Manager- bilkul......
Sania- ye gate to band hai na.....nhi to kisi ne.......
Manager- ghabrao mat....band hai...ab yaha koi nahi aa sakta.....
Ye bol kar manager sania ko ghoorne laga....usne dekha ki sania sach me bahut mast jishm ki maalkin hai.....uska har ang madakta se bhara hua tha....
Manager ki najar abhi sania ke pet par thi...jaha se uske jishm ka gora rang saaf dikh raha tha....aur us par ek gahri naabhi....jo sania ne chhupai hui thi.....
Manager ne fir apni najron ko uthaya aur sania ka tana hua seena dekhne laga....jo saf bata raha tha ki is seene par moujood uske dono doodh kaafi bhare huye hai....
Sania ye sab dekh kar dil hi dil me ghabra rahi thi...use apne aap par sharmindigi mahsoos ho rahi thi......
Aaj sania sochne par majboor ho gai thi ki use sirf apne souhar ki wajah se hi aisa din dekhna pad raha hai.....wo din...jab wo ek gair mard ke saamne khud ki marji se aai hai...ki aao aur mere jishm ko round dalo.....
Manager- kya tum apni marji se taiyaar ho....
Sania(najren jhukaaye)- hmm...
Manager(ek peper dikha kar)- to fir ye lo...aur is par sighn karo...
Sania- ye...kya hai ye....
Manager- tumhari noukri....bas ek sign karo aur noukri tumhari hui...chalo...time mat gawaao...ye lo pen aur sighn karo....
Ye bol kar manager ne sania ko pen diya aur saniya jhuk kar sofe par paper rakh sighn karne lagi....
Aise jhukne se sania ka pallu thoda khul gaya aur manager ki aankho ke saamne sania ke gore doodho ka kuch hisaa dikhne laga....jise dekh kar manager ne apni jeebh ko apne hontho par fira diya....
Wahi sania to itni bechain mahsoos kar rahi thi...ki usne sighn karne se pahle ek baar us paper par likha matter bhi nhi padha aur sighn kar diya....
Sighn karne ke baad sania ne wo paper bapis manager ko de diya aur usne ek kameeni muskaan dikhate huye paper ko jeb me daal liya.....
Sania(man me)- ye kaisa din dekhna pada mujhe...apni aabroo ko de kar noukri le rahi hu.....chhee....main aaj apne aapko itna gira hua mahsoos kar rahi hu ki....par main kya karu....mere souhar ki wajah se mere paas aur koi rasta bhi to nhi bacha....aur is tarah main golu ji se to bach jaugi na.....
Manager- ohk...to ab ye noukri tumhari hui....aur tum meri....aahh..sach me kamaal ho tum....mujhe to us shoaib se jalan hone lagi....kya kismat hai saale ki....mast patakha biwi paai saale ne...uumm.....ab jara paas to aao meri jaan.......
Manager ki baat sun kar bina man ke hi sania uske thoda kareeb aa gai.....aur fir manager ne apna hath dhire se aage badaya aur uski nangi kamar par rakh diya......
Kamar par hath lagte hi sania ki aankhe bhar aai...aur tabhi manager ne use kheech kar apne baju me baitha liya.....
Manager - wah sania.....khoobsoorat to tum ho hi....par tumhara jishm to...uummm....kitna mulayam hai.....aise jishm wali aouat ko maine aaj tak nahi choda....sach me....aaj to maza hi aa jayga.....kasam se....
Sania manager ki baaton se bahut ghabra rahi thi...wo bas soch rahi thi ki jo bhi hona ho wo jaldi ho jaaye...aur wo noukri le kar yaha se nikal jaaye.....
Sania- plz sir....jo bhi karna hai...jara jaldi kijiye.....
Manager- are kya jaldi.....are ab to tum mere hatho me ho.....bhool jao jane ki baat....samjhi....main tumhe saam tak choduga......uuummmhhh...
Ye bol kar manager ne sania ko kiss karna chaha...par sania piche ho gai.....
Sania- ye kya bol rahe hai...aapne sirf ek baar ke liye kaha tha....
Manager(has kar)- tumhe kya main itna bada bewakoof lagta hu...jo tere jaise maal ko ek baar hi chakhuga.....ab to main tumhe roj ragduga....tujhe apni rakhel bana kar rakhuga....samjhi...
Manager ke badalte tever dekh sania ghabra gai aur usne apne aap ko chudane ki kosis ki....par manager ne use aache se daboch rakha tha....
Sania- ye....ye aap kaisi baaten..aahh..main aapke dost ki biwi hu.....kam se kam itna to yaad rakhiye....
Manager- are kahe ka dost.....ab uski koi aoukaat nhi...to fir usse kaisi dosti.....ab to bas tujhse dosti hogi....tu meri randi jo ban gai hai.....
Sania ne jaise hi randi sabd suna to uska khoon ubal gaya aur usne puri taqat se manager ke pet me mara aur uske hatho se chhitak kar door khadi ho gai...
Aur turant gate kholne ki kosis ki...par gate to bahar se lock tha....to sania use khatkhatane lagi....
Manager- koi fayda nhi.....is manjil par sirf hum dono hi hai...aur yaha meri marji ke bina gate nhi khulega...samjhi.....
Sania- plz...mujhe jane do....plz.....
Manager- haattt saali....mujhe maarti hai....ab tu dekh...main kaise teri maa chodta hu....badi garmi hai na.....ab tu dekh...kaise har din teri garmi ko thanda karta hu.....saali randi....
Sania(chilla kar)- bas....ye kya randi-randi laga rakha hai.....maine sirf majboori me ek baar karne ki ijajat di thi...to aaraam se kar ke mujhe jane dete...par tum to......
Manager(beech me)- are chup....tujhe kya laga tha...ki main ek baar me hi maan jauga.....are haattt...saali...maine tujhe dekhte hi apni randi banane ka soch liya tha....aur ab kanoonan tu meri randi hai...samjhi...
Sania- bakwas band kar...main bahar ja kar sabko bataugi ki tu kya hai...fir tu gaya.....samjha....
Manager(chilla kar)- are haattt....main gaya..haa....are koi mera ghanta nhi ukhaad sakta.....kyoki tune khud hi sighn kar ke apne aapko meri randi bana diya hai.....yaad hai na ye paper...dekh...le...dekh sali....
Ye bol kar manager ne apni pocket se paper nikala aur sania ko dikhane laga...
Manager- isme saaf-saaf likha hai ki aaj se tu apne aapko meri randi ke roop me samarpit karti hai....aur ye sab tu pure hosh me ...bina kisi dawaab ke aur apni marji se kar rahi hai.....samjhi...
Sania(gusse se)- kya bakta hai.....maine aisa kuch nhi kiya....
Manager- par ye sighn kar ke tune wo sab kuch kar liya jo tu nhi karne wali thi...aur ab kanoonan koi mera kuch nhi bigaad sakta...bhale hi main abhi tera balatkaar hi kyo na kar du....
Sania ye sun kar buri tarah hairaan ho gai thi....use apne aap par bahut gussa aa raha tha...kyoki usne bina padhe hi paper sighn kiya tha.....
Manager- aur sun....isme ye bhi likha hai ki ye sab tune 5 lakh rupaye ke badle kiya hai.....isliye ab agar tu yaha se jayegi bhi....to bhi nhi bachegi...kyoki tere pas 5 laakh to kya...5 footi koudi bhi nhi hai...samjhi....to chukayegi kaise.....haaa...
Ab to sania ka aur bhi bura haal ho gaya....usne ye kya kar diya...itni badi galti kaise kar di....ab wo apni ijjat bachaye to 5 lakh dene padege...nhi to is kameene ki randi banna padega....
Ye sab sochte hi sania rone lagi aur use rota dekh manager hasne laga.....
Ki tabhi sania ka phon bajne laga...jo uske handbag me tha...table par....
Manager- ye le...tere souhar ka phon hoga saayad....chal..use bata de ki tu is noukri ke badle meri randi ban chuki hai...chal...bata de saale ko....waise bhi...ab wo to kisi kaam ka hai nhi...to teri choot ko thanda koun karega.....main hi na....hahahaha....
Sania ye sab sun kar aur jyada rone lagi aur ja kar apna phon nikala....aur jaise hi usne phon uthaya....to uski aankhe chamak uthi....
Sania(rote huye)- hello.....golu ji....
Aur tabhi manager ne uske hatho se phon chhuda liya....
Sania(joor se)- aahh.....golu ji ye kameena........
Manager(call cut kar ke,)- ab kya....cut ho gaya.....aur ab....ab tu taiyaar ho ja....ya to chupchap meri randi ban ja...ya main tera...samjhi na....
Sania ghabraai hui piche hone lagi aur manager hasta hua uske paas aane laga....
Sania- dekho...mujhse door raho...mujhe..mujhe koi noukri nhi chahiye....mujhe bas jane do...
Manager- nhi meri rani....ab tu noukri kar ya na kar....par meri randi to tu ban hi gai....
Sania- dekho...main kah rahi hu...mujhse...door raho mujhse....
Ye bol kar sania fir se gate ki tataf bhagi aur joor-joor se gate peetne lagi...par iska koi fayda nhi hua....
Wahi manager hasta hua aage aaya aur sania ko kamar se pakad kar kheechta hua sofe par patak diya....
Sania(rote huye)- plz....jane do mujhe.......
Manager- abhi nhi meri jaan....aaaa.....
Ye bol kar manager ne sania ke hath pakde aur khud uske uper jhuk gaya....par sania ne tabhi apne ghutne mod kar laat fatkaar di aur manager ke chagul se nikalne lagi...
Par sania uthi hi thi ki manager ne uska pallu pakad liya...jo neeche sarak aaya tha...
Yaha sania aage badi to uski saree khulne lagi...jise dekh kar sania ne apni saree ko kamar se pakda aur pallu kheechne lagi...
Par manager kaha pallu chodne wala tha....wo pallu ko apne hatho me lapet ta hua aage bada...yaha sania ne saree kheechne ke liye pura joor lagaya....par wo naakaam rahi....
Fir jaise hi manager paas aane laga to sania ne saree chood di aur aage bhaag gai....jis se uski saree nikal gai....aur wo sirf blouse-peticote me aa gai...
Apne aapko is haal me dekh kar sania ne sharmindigi aur dar se apne hatho se apne khule huye seene ko dhak liya.....aur waha manager saree ko side me fek kar aage badne laga...
Sania(rote huye)- plz...mujhe jane do...
Manager- bahut jhatpata liya tune...ab dekh...main tera kya haal banata hu...yaha aa ....saali randi....
Aur manager ne lapak kar sania ko pakda aur use baal kheech liye....sania ko dard hua aur usne apne baal chudane ke liye dono hath piche kar liye....jis se uska seena thoda aur ubhar gaya...
Aur ubhara hua seena dekh kar manager ne apna muh jhukaya aur uske doodho ke beech ki daraar par rakhne hi wala tha ki ek joordaar aawaaj hui aur manager chounk gaya.....
Ye aawaaj thi us cabin ke gate ki...jise ek kick maar kar tod diya gaya tha...aur us darwaze ko todne wale the golu bhai....
Gate ki aawaaj se manager chounk gaya aur gate dekhte hi uske hath dheele pad gaye aur sania uske hatho se nikal gai...
Fir jaise hi sania ne gate ki taraf dekha to uski aankho me chamak aa gai aur wo rote huye darwaje ki taraf bhaagi aur golu ke seene se lipat gai....
Sania(rote huye)- golu ji....
Golu(sahla kar)- bas.....ab nhi...main aa gaya hu na....
Sania(rote huye)- is kameene ne meri...(rone lagi)
Golu- sshhh...kuch mat bolo....tumhari ye farsh par padi hui saree aur tumhari is haalat ne mujhe sab bata doya hai.....
Sania(sisakte huye)- is kamenne ne meri....
Golu(beech me)- bas na.....chup raho....main hu na....uumm...chup raho...
Sania is waqt golu ke choude seene me is kadar lipti hui thi...jaise ki wahi uske sab kuch ho.....use is waqt golu ji ek gair nhi...balki apna sabse bada humdard lag raha tha....
Manager- tt..tu hai koun...aur andar kaise aaya.....
Golu- sshhh....thoda ruko....main sab batata hu....
Manager- kya....tu saale....ruk...main abhi security ko bulata hu....
Golu- sshhh...bola na chup....aur tention mat le....main sab samjha kar hi jauga....ok....sania....tum ek kaam karo.....bathroom me ja kar apni saree pahan lo...tab tak main is aadmi ko samjha deta hu...hmm..
Ye bol kar golu ne apne piche khade aadmi ko isara kiya to wo ja kar sania ki saree utha laya......fir golu ne wo saree li aur cabin ke ek taraf bane bathroom ke gate tak sania ko le gaye....aur fir use saree de kar bathroom me kar diya....
Sania ne bathroom me jaldi se saree pahni....is douraan use bas manager ki aah sunaai di....
Aur jab sania bahar nikli....to usne dekha ki manager farsh par pada hai...uske muh se khoon nikal raha hai...wo dard se tadap raha hai....aur golu uska ek hath pakad kar uske seene par pair rakh kar khade hai....
Golu- teri himmat kaise hui meri jaan ko hath lagane ki...haa...tune socha bhi kaise...bol saale.....
Manager- aaahhhh...maaf kar do....aahh...
Golu- nhi....jo hath meri jaan ke jishm ko chhu chuke hai.....unko aise nhi chhod sakta....apne in hatho ko alvida bol de...bol.....aaaaa..aahh....
Aur golu ne ek haath ko aise maroda ki manager ki cheekh puri building me goinj uthi.....aur jab wo hath chhoda to wo bejaan ho kar farsh par ja gira.....aur manager to dard se fadfadane laga....
Tabhi golu ne jhuk kar dusra hath pakda...aur uska bhi kuch der baad wahi haal hua.....
Fir golu ne uske seene se pair hata liya aur manager kisi garden kate murge ki tarah jhatpatane laga.....
Golu(apne aadmi se)- neeche ja kar bol de....saale ko hospital le jaaye....warna mar hi jayega.....
Fir golu sania ki taraf bada aur sania ne apna sir jhuka liya....
Golu- ab to dar nhi na...
Sania ne naa me gardan hila di...
Golu(gale me hath daal kar)- to chalo....
Sania- wo....
Golu- wo kya....
Sanua- iski jeb me ek paper hai...jisme mere sighn hai....wo jaroori hai...bahut jaroori....
Golu- hmm...
Aur golu ne ja kar wo paper nikala aur fir sania ke gale me hath daale huye us building ke bahar nikal gaya....