Incest SHIKAAR

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UPDATE 14
main pahunch gaya
raju ke ghar
jaise hi uske baap ne mujhe dekha
uski gand fat gayi
rf..aap yahan
main..tera bada beta kahan hai
rf..jee Woh toh college gaya hai
main..naam bata us madarchod ka
rf..jee Rishabh
main..aaj apne bete ki laash tujhe milegi
tayyari kar

yeh sunke raju ki maa
mere pair pakad li
rm..mere bete ko maaf kar dijiye
bhagwaan ke liye use mat maariye
main..us madarchod ne meri behen ka hath kaise pakda
randi abhi ke abhi tujhe aur teri betiyo ko chodke chala jaaunga
aur koi meri jhaant bhi nahi ukhaad paayega
lekin kya Maine aaj tak gaon ki kisi ladki ka hath pakda
yeh tera beta jiski maa chodke uska bhai paida kar sakta hoon
usne meri behen ko hath lagaya
saale ka sar kaat ke fenk dunga
rm..rote hue..use maaf kar dijiye
aap jo bolenge
main karungi

yeh sunke mera man kiya ki main uski teeno beti maang loon
uske bete ke jaan ke badle mein
pata nahi gusse mein kyun main yeh sab sochne lag jaata hoon
rm..aapne kaha tha tv mein
ki aap kisi ke sath bhi galat nahi karenge
phir aap meri kokh kaise ujaad sakte hain
main apne bete ke is galti ki saza bhugtungi
aap mere sath jo chahe kar lijiye
main aapki rakhel bhi banne ko tayyar hoon
bhagwaan ke liye use maaf kar dijiye

tabhi mujhe yaad aaya
ki baba ne kya kaha tha
aur phir main apna gussa peene laga
lekin dil nahi maan raha tha
main bura nahi hoon
main ved nahi banunga
nahi banunga
nahi banunga

main cheekh pada
kya jarurat thi madarchod ko meri nisha ka hath pakadne ki
ab do raaste hain
ya toh main use maar doon
ya phir uske ghar ki saari aurto ko chod doon

meri cheekh sunke woh sab ghabra gaye
main..theek hai
main tere bete ka sirf woh hath kaatunga
jisse usne meri behen ko chhua tha
rm..jee theek hai
mujhe koi dikkat nahi hai
main..aur main aaj teri teno beti se shaadi karunga

yeh sunke uski teeno beti mujhe dekhne lagi
ab pata nahi madarchodiyo ka kya naam tha
mujhe jo sahi laga
maine kiya
inko rakhel banaunga
toh ved ban jaaunga
Rishabh madarchod ko maarunga
toh uski maa mujhe baddua degi
aur baba ne kaha tha
ki Kabhi kisi ko dukh nahi pahunchna chahiye
tumhari wajah se

ab dev ko pata nahi tha
ki in ladkiyo ka naam kya hai
lekin chaliye aapko bata doon
ki inka naam kya hai
raju ki maa ka naam
meena tha
badi beti..shaalu
majhli beti..richa
chhoti beti..mala

ab apne bhaiya dev dikhte the ek dum hero
upar se neeche tak ek dum fit
upar se poore india ke godfather
toh ladkiyo aur kya chahiye
ladka dikhne mein achcha ho
fit ho
bahadur itna ho
ki log uske saamne jhukte ho
toh burayi kya hai
rf..man mein..agar yeh mere damad ban gaye
toh mujhe Kabhi kisi ke saamne jhukna nahi padega
aur inki shaadi ke liye paise bhi nahi dene padenge
aur ab us kutte thakur ki ghulami bhi nahi karunga
kab se chhote thakur kamal ki najar meri betiyo pe hai
mera pariwaar is gaon mein sabse uncha ho jaayega
rf..jee main tayyar hoon
main abhi pandit jee ko bulwata hoon
main..aur main inke liye shaadi ke jode leke aata hoon
aur sath mein jewellery bhi

yeh bolke main wahan se gayab ho gaya
main pahuncha ek mall mein
sab mujhe dekhke ghabra gaye
main..aise kya ghur rahe ho
teen dulhan ke liye shaadi ke jode do

sales girl bhaagi hui gayi
aur mere saamne ek ke baad ek shaadi ke jode rakhne lagi
main..are aaram se darne ki jarurat nahi hai
main kaunsa tumhein kha jaaunga
inmein se jo bhi tumhein Pasand ho
mujhe de do
sg..jee main choose karu
main..haan karo

uske hath kaanp rahe the
usne mujhe teen jode diye
main..ab ek aur pasand karo

sg ne jhat se pasand kiya
main..yeh tumhare liye
ab bill bana do

tabhi manager ghabrata hua mere paas pahuncha
manager.. sir paise ki jarurat nahi hai
poori dukaan aapki hai
jo chahein le ja sakte hain
main..haan haan pata hai
lekin yeh raha card
code is 2112 hai
jaldi se swipe kar

manager..man mein..kya karu
agar payment le liya
aur baad mein inhone mujhse puchha
ki tu mujhse payment lega
hey bhagwaan kahan fans gaya
poore sheher mein ek yahi mall tha
main..time nahi hai
jaldi kar

madarchod pata nahi kya soch raha tha
usne payment liya
aur kaanpte hatho se mujhe card Diya
main..thank you
aur suniye bhai sahab
ise maine jo gift diya hai
woh aisa na ho
ki aap isse wapas le lein
manager..jee nahi lunga
kabhi nahi lunga

main phir teleport hoke jewellery shop mein gaya
wahan bhi wohi haal hua
behen ke laudo ka
are yaar yeh itna darte kyun hai
main kauns jallad hoon
phir main teen jagah dulhan ke liye gehne pack karwaya
aur payment kar diya
haan yeh hota hai mard
jeweller ne bina koi sawal kiye
mere hath se card liya
aur phir wapas kar Diya
tabhi meri najar ek aadmi pe padi
jo Pareshaan dikh raha tha
main uske paas gaya
main..kya baat hai
aadmi..kuchh bhi toh nahi
main..aapko aisa lag raha hai
ki main aapse puchh raha hoon
aadmi..ghabrate hue..jee meri beti ki shaadi hai
pehle ladke waalo ne kaha tha
ki unhein 10 lakh ke gehne Chahiye
lekin ab woh 20 lakh ke gehne maang rahe hain
main..toh le lijiye
aadmi..jee mere paas paise hote toh le hi leta

main jeweller ke paas gaya
main..10 lakh le lo

jeweller ne le liya
main..maine aadhi payment kar di hai
ab aap le lijiye
aur haan ab ek baar aur ladke waale
aapse paise maange
toh mujhe phone kar dijiyega
number toh note kiya tha na aapne
aadmi..jee kiya tha

phir main wapas meena ke ghar aagaya
aur meena ki taraf sab cheez badha diya
meena darte hue mujhse le li

are yeh toh chacha hain
waah bhai waah
main..parnaam pandit jee
kaise hain

bechare chacha ke munh mein lauda fans gaya tha
kareeb ek ghante baad
teeno dulhan tayyar hoke aagayi
main baari baari teeno se shaadi kiya
aur phir woh teeno mere sath baith gayi
dharam..beta zabardasti shaadi nahi karni Chahiye
main.. lekin kisi aur ke ghar ki aurat se bachcha paida karna chahiye
hai na
rf..damad jee aap baithiye khaana ban raha hai
khaake jaaiyega
main..nahi hai bhukh

meena..meri betiyo ko sath nahi le jaayenge
main..abhi nahi
meena..aap unhein chhod toh nahi denge na
main..are saasu maa
aap abhi bhi nahi samjhi
maine kya kiya hai
..maine aapke bete ki teeno behno se shaadi ki
taaki use is baat ka ehsaas ho
ki meri behen ko chhune ka anjaam kya hai
meena..rote hue.. toh phir meri betiyo ka kya hoga
main.. woh meri biwi hain
aur marte dam tak rahengi

yeh sunke meena ke chehre pe thodi khushi jhalki
main chair pe baitha
Rishabh ka wait kar raha tha
kuchh der baad woh aaya
behenchod use do ladke sahara deke laa rahe the
use kisi ne itni maar maara tha
ki uska poora huliya bigda hua tha
tabhi meri najar raaju pe padi
jiska bhi huliya bigda tha
lekin utna nahi
mujhe dekhte hi uski gaand fat gayi
main..yeh kya hua tum dono ko
raju..kisi ne mujhe kidnap kar liya tha
aur phir bhaiya ko blackmail kiya
ki woh nisha didi ka hath pakde
uske baad usne mujhe chhod diya

main apna sar peet liya
behenchod is power ka yahi toh side effects hai
sabse pehle ab mujhe gussa nahi aata hai
lekin jab meri family pe koi chala jaaye
toh mera dimaag kharab ho jaata hai
main..toh phone nahi kar sakta tha
saale chutiye
raju..main toh ab sudhar gaya hoon
toh aap mujhe gaali kyun de rahe hain
main..woh is liye mere laal
kyunki ab main tera jeeja ban gaya hoon
teri teeno didi se meri shaadi ho chuki hai
Rishabh..yeh aapne theek nahi kiya
main..phir se boliyo

Rishabh behosh ho gaya
lekin mujhe pata tha
ki woh acting kar raha hai
kaun madarchod tha be
kahin ved toh nahi hai
lekin yeh chindi chori kyun karega woh
saale ka level itna gid gaya hai

teeno Ek hi room mein thi
wohi meri teeno biwi
teeno ghunghat odhe hui thi
main teeno ka ghunghat baari baari utha diya
teeno apni mundi neeche kiye hui thi
main..ab dekho main ghuma firake baat nahi karta
kisi bhi cheez ki jarurat ho
mujhe phone kar dena
ab shaadi tum teeno ki marzi se nahi hui hai
isi liye jab bhi chudai karni ho
bula lena
aisa na ho ki tum teeno mujhse badla lene ke liye kisi aur ke paas chali jaao
mera munh kaala karwane
agar aisa hua
toh ek ek ko jaan se maar dunga

shaalu..aap humein itna gida hua samajhte hain
ab aap humare pati hain
aur humesha rahenge
richa..aapko sharam nahi aati
humare baare mein aisa sochte hue
mala..waise toh dharmatma bane firte hain
lekin aapko baat karne ki ek jara bhi tameez nahi hai
aise kaun baat karta hai apni biwi se
main..are waah meri chhoti biwi ki jubaan kuchh jyada hi chalti hai
mala..daant bhi chalte hain

tabhi mere peechhe koi aagaya
aur usne mujhe sword maarne ki koshish ki
ab main gaand marane ke liye
Apne poore 6 saal barbaad nahi kiya tha
main sword ko Apne hath se pakad liya
aur jab peechhe muda
toh dekha ki ek ladki thi

main..alina

toh tum mera naam jaante ho
yeh bolke woh mujhe face pe kick maar di
main uski sword chhod diya
aur phir usne mujhe ek aur kick maara
main uska pair pakda
aur teleport ho gaya
sahara ke desert mein
woh apni sword ghumaye ja rahi thi
main..alina main tumhara bhai hoon
alina..bhai ne kaha tha
ki tum aisa hi bologe
yahi toh karte ho tum
brain washing
main..are sachmein main tumhara bhai hoon

alina ne apni sword mere seene mein ghusa diya
mere munh se khoon nikalne laga
alina..main yahi dekhna chahti thi
ki tum kya karte ho
jab koi tumhari behen ko touch karta hai
aur tumne Bilkul wohi kiya
jo bhai ne kaha tha
ki tum karoge
tum ne apni ek behen ka badla
Rishabh ki teeno behno se liya
yahi kiya tha
tumne meri mom ke sath
jab mere dad ne tumhein 10 percent dene se inkaar kar diya
toh tumne meri mom ka rape kiya
main.. cheekhte hue..apni zubaan band rakhkho
warna main bhool jaaunga
ki tum meri behen ho
alina..you bastard

yeh bolke alina ne meri Gardan uda di
meri gardan zameen pe padi hui thi
tabhi meri gardan wapas aagayi
jise dekhke alina muskura di
alina..main jaanti thi
ki tum jaisa bastard itni asaani se nahi marega
bhai time aagaya hai

aur tabhi wahan ved aagaya
apne sath kareeb 100 ladkiyo ko leke
woh bhi fighters hi thi
behen ke laude ki aankho ko kya hua
main.. madarchod teri aankh ko kya hua be
ved..aaj meri gudiya tumse badla legi
humare parents ka
meri aankho ka
tumne humari mom ka tab tak rape kiya
jab tak woh mar nahi gayi
aur phir tumne in sabki mom's ka bhi rape kiya
jab tak in sabki mom's mar nahi gayi
main..re behen ke lund kyun jhuth bol raha hai
tera kabse itna level gid gaya be
tujhse aur ummid bhi kya ki ja sakti hai

aur phir woh ladkiya
jinke ek hath mein gun thi
aur dusre hath mein sword meri taraf badhne lagi
main.. Yaar kyu kyu
maine vaada kiya tha baba se
ki main kisi ko bhi bematlab ka nahi maarunga

alina..sau chuhe khaake billi chali haj ko
kutte aaj teri maut hoke rahegi
main.. gudiya aaj tak kisi maa ne woh insaan nahi jana
jo mujhe maar sake
jitna mujhe koi maarne ki koshish karega
utna meri power use hogi
aur phir main hero ki jagah villen ban jaaunga
inki maa ke sath toh main kuchh nahi kiya
lekin in sabko jarur main chod daalunga

tabhi woh sab mujhpe goliya barsane lagi
sath mein mujhe sword se bhi maarne lagi
main bas bachne ki koshish kar raha tha
aur kya karta
Dekho jab main khud apni body ko hurt karta hoon
toh kuchh nahi hota hai
lekin jab koi aur mujhe hurt karta hai
toh meri power evil hone lagti hai

ab us behen ke laude ke saamne rehne ki wajah se main teleport nahi kar sakta tha
aur na invisible ho sakta tha
mere paas ab healing factor hi tha
lekin saali sabki sab bhosdi ninja thi
aur sabse badi ninja yeh meri behen alina
jo ek bhi vaar chukne nahi de rahi thi
main ek ladki ka hath pakda
aur use ghuma diya
uska hath toot gaya
dusri ladki aayi
main uske sar pe apna sar de maara
woh behosh hoke gid padi
main phir ek ek karke sabko behosh karta gaya
lekin alina thi ki humesha mujhse bach jaati thi
jab sab ladkiya behosh ho gayi
toh alina hansne lagi
alina..main toh bas test le rahi thi
bye bastard

main..are bhosdi apne bhai ko hi bastard bole ja rahi hai
tera dimaag toh kharab nahi hai
dna test karwa le
alina..tum mere bhai bhi ho
aur baap bhi
aur isi liye main tumse aur jyada nafrat karti ho
thu hai tumpe
jisne apni maa ka rape kiya
aur mujhe paida kiya
mere bhai ko paida kiya

uske baad alina teleport ho gayi
ved mujhe dekhke hans raha tha
ved..ab soch rahe hoge
ki maine aisa kya kiya
kuchh nahi kiya
bas apni story sunayi use
jismein ved ne duniya ki maa nahi chodi thi
dev ne chodi thi
matlab villen toh main hoon
lekin maine use bataya
ki tum villen ho
yeh saari ladki meri beti hain
lekin yeh sab samajhti hain
ki tum inke baap ho
bye

yeh bolke woh chala gaya
main cheekh cheekh ke rone laga....

nice update with good turn

 

[sexy ritu]

@update 13
Very good

 

[ABHISHEK TRIPATHI]

UPDATE 18

Kuch der baad karuna mere liye khaana leke aagayi
gate lock ki
aur mere paas aake baith gayi
khaana unke hath mein tha
main..jyada chalaki mat kijiye
chup karke meri god mein baithiye
aur mujhe khilaiye
karuna..khila rahi hoon na
aap bhi bilkul bachche ban jaate hain

phir karuna meri god mein baith gayi
aur niwala bana ke mere munh mein daal diya
main khaane laga
waise kitna ajeeb tha na
jab karuna ko mujhse pyar hua
toh main tha 18 saal ka
aur aaj bhi main 18 saal ka hi hoon
lekin karuna 35 saal ki ho gayi
jab aakhri niwala karuna ne mujhe khila diya
toh khaane ke baad main uska hath pakda
woh sharmane lagi
main uske ungli ko ek ek karke chusne laga
karuna.. yeh kya kar rahe hain
main..apni biwi ko pyar kar raha hoon
aur yeh aap aap kya lag rakhkha hai
aapse chhota hoon
karuna..haan pata hai
lekin achchi biwi isi Tarah baat karti hai apne pati se
ab ho gaya
toh chhodiye na
main..haan ho gaya

karuna muskurate hue chali gayi
rudra..dev so jaa
main..chal be bhosdike
rudra..puchh nahi raha hoon

yeh sunte hi main so gaya
aur phir main pahunch gaya
neelam chachi ke mayke
matlab main unke ghar ke bahar khada tha
ab unka maayka bhi gaon mein hi tha
ab main yahan is liye aaya tha
kyunki neelam chachi ke ghar pe ek chutiya aaya hua tha
apne kuchh aadmi leke
main neelam chachi ko awaj diya

neelam..yeh mujhe dev ki awajein kyun sunayi de rahi hain

main phirse awaj diya
tabhi neelam chachi ke bhai jo the
woh bahar aaye
nb..kaun ho beta
main..mujhe neelam chachi se milna hai
unse kahiye ki dev aaya hai
nb..are haan main toh bhool hi gaya tha
aao beta andar aao

main andar gaya
toh Dekha behenchod thakur bade akad ke sath baitha hua tha
ab baat yeh thi
ki neelam chachi ke bade bhai ne
apne bete ki shaadi ke liye
thakur se paise liye the byaaj pe
lekin shaadi ke baad unke bhai ko attack aaya
matlab inko jo mere saamne khade the
are kya inko inko
inka naam Ravinder hai
biwi.. Sharmila
bada beta..sandeep
wife.. Jyoti
chhoti beti..geeta

haan toh attack aane ke baad
yeh kaafi dino tak bed pe pade rahe
aur jab yeh apne kapde ki dukaan pe pahunche
toh pata chala ki inka beta saara maal bechke kha gaya
aur ab thakur aaya tha
apne paise maangne
yeh thakur bada harami tha
thakur.. Dekho Ravinder
mujhe mere paise do din mein mil jaane Chahiye
ya phir tumhein apni beti ki shaadi mujhse karwani hogi
Ravinder.. thakur sahab main aapko paise de dunga
lekin beyaj toh maaf kar dijiye
thakur.. paise kyun liye the
mujhe mere paise mil jaane Chahiye
ya phir main tumhari beti ko do din baad utha ke le jaaunga
phir dekhunga ki tum kya karte ho

uske baad thakur apne aadmiyo ko leke chala gaya
neelam chachi mujhe dekhke chaunk gayi
nisha mujhe dekhke room mein chali gayi
ab mere lund se na
woh dev ka maal thi
waise woh mera bhi maal thi
lekin abhi dev ka maal hai

kuchh der baad neelam chachi aur main room mein baithe hue the
woh mujhe ghur rahi thi
sath mein dari hui thi
main..kya hua aap dar kyun rahi hain
neelam..yahan kyun aaye ho
main..us din ke liye sorry bolne aaya hoon
neelam..main sab samajhti hoon
yeh sab tumhari chaal hai
lekin main tumse nahi darti

Abe behenchod ek toh yeh dev ko bada shauk hai famous hone ka
behenchod kahin ka
main apni aankhein band kiya
aur phir poori duniya mein jitne bhi log dev ko jaante the
woh bhool gaye
ki dev kaisa dikhta hai
matlab godfather dev
aur phir neelam chachi yeh bhi bhool gayi
ki main unke sath badtamizi kiya tha
nisha ko main is liye nahi bhoolne diya
kyunki woh phir mujhse aake chipakti
neelam..are beta dev
phone karke aata
main tere liye kuchh bana deti
dev..uski koi jarurat nahi hai
main bas yeh dekhne aaya tha
ki aap theek hain ki nahi
neelam..achcha kiya aagaya
mujhe yeh samajh nahi aaraha hai
ki main yahan kyun aayi thi
dev..mujhe kaise pata hoga
neelam..chal tu baith
main teŕe liye kuchh khaane ka leke aati hoon

aur phir neelam chachi jaane lagi
main unki matakti hui gaand dekhne laga
aah behenchod maza aagaya
bas jald hi neelam chachi meri rakhel ban jaayengi
aur sath mein unki Bhabhi ka bhi kalyan kar dunga
aur Jyoti ki god bhar dunga
samjhe ki nahi samjhe
saali geeta bhi chodne layak maal hai
ab Dekho bhai meri Zindagi ke do maqsad hain
pehla monster ko shakti na mile
aur dusra chudai chudai aur chudai

neelam chachi mere liye khaana leke aagayi
main kha liya
aur phir woh mere paas baith gayi
neelam..ek tu hai
jo yahan aagaya dekhne
ki main kaisi hoon
aur ek tere chacha hain jinhone ek phone tak nahi kiya
main.. Aditi didi kahan hain
neelam ..woh apni saheli se milne gayi hai

ab neelam chachi yeh bhi bhool gayi thi
ki mujhe pata hai
ki nisha unki aur Ravinder ki beti hai

tabhi geeta room mein aagayi
usne ek najar mujhe dekha
ab hum dikhte the hero
woh bhi Hollywood waale
humari maa American jo thi
geeta..bua aapko maa bula rahi hai
neelam..abhi jaati hoon
tu yahan baith
yeh dev hai
tere bhai jaisa hai
isse thodi baatein kar
tab tak main aati hoon

phir Neelam chachi chali gayi
geeta mere paas aake baith gayi
dev.. are neeche kya dekh rahi ho
geeta..kuchh nahi
dev..kya karti ho
geeta..jee main 12th mein hoon
dev..main bhi
kaunsa subject liya tha
geeta.. art's
dev..maine science liya tha
geeta..phir toh aap bade hoshiyaar honge
dev..haan woh toh main hoon
tumhein agar koi help chahiye ho
padhai mein toh mujhe batana
main tumhari help kar dunga
Geeta..jee theek hai
dev..waise koi boy freind hai ki nahi
geeta..main aisi ladki nahi hoon jee
main yeh sab kaam nahi karti
yeh sab galat kaam hote hain
dev..kisne kaha
geeta..maa kehti hain
ki pyar ka chakkar bada kharab hota hai
ladke toh pyar karte hain
lekin phir asli cheez milne ke baad bhaag jaate hain
dev..asli cheez Matlab
geeta.. matlab ladki ka sharir
Dev..haan baat toh tum sahi keh rahi ho
ek kaam karogi
gèeta..jee karungi
dev..nahi chhodo tum nahi kar paaogi
geeta..aap aise kyun bol rahe hain
main karungi
jarur karungi
dev..nahi kar paaogi
koi ladki nahi kar paayi
tum kahan se karogi

yeh sunke geeta mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
geeta..ab toh main karke rahungi
aap mujhe bataiye
ki mujhe kya karna hai
dev.. tumhein meri gf banna hoga

yeh sunke geeta chaunk gayi
geeta..aapko agar mujhe apni gf banana tha
toh aise hi bol dete
itna ghuma firake bolne ki kya jarurat thi
main..toh kya tum banogi meri gf
geeta..haan banungi
main..theek hai
toh apne bf ko ek kiss do
geeta..chhee chhee yeh sab mujhse nahi hoga
yeh sab galat hai
main..theek hai koi baat nahi
movie dekhogi
geeta.. Haan dekhungi

geeta mere pass aake baith gayi
ab dekho apne ko faraq nahi padta tha
ki woh kaali hai gori hai
uski shakal kaisi hai
lund pe jaaye yeh sab
apne ko choot Chahiye thi
ab power ka use karke zor zabardasti se
bhi choot mil jaati
lekin jo maza seduce karne mein hai
woh aur kahan
toh main play kar Diya Deadpool
jaise jaise movie aage badhti gayi
geeta aur dhyan se movie dekhne lagi
toh movie dekhte dekhte aaya woh scene jise DEKHKE geeta ki aankhein chaundhya gayi
wohi apne Deadpool bhaiya jismein maar bhi rahe the
aur marwa bhi rahe the
toh jaise hi scene khatam hua geeta ka chehra sharam ke maare laal ho gay
main..kya hua
geeta.. kuchh nahi
main jaati hoon
bahut saare kaam karne hain

aur phir geeta bhaag gayi
ab mujhe invisible hone ki koi jarurat nahi thi
main use Dekh pa raha tha
ki woh kahan ja rahi hai
aur Woh gayi seedha bathroom mein
aur apni shalwar neeche karke
apni panty utaar ke
apni jhaanto se bhari choot ko masalne lagi
geeta..ab main kaise batau
ki main sex ke liye tadap rahi hoon
lekin darti hoon
ki maa ko pata chal gaya
toh woh mujhe maar daalengi

ab main use kya batata
ki mujhe uski maa bhi chodni thi
ab Dekho main pehle hi bata chuka hoon
ki main zabardasti kisi ko dekhke Nahi chodta
mujhe bas agar koi dikh gayi
utni der tak
jitni der tak use nahi dikhna Chahiye
toh woh mujhse chudegi
chahe woh koi bhi
except dev items

ab uski maa ka naam tha Sharmila
ab gaon ki aurtein jaisi hoti hain
waise hi Sharmila bhi thi
sorry Sharmila maami
abhi geeta pe hi focus karte hain
kyunki behenchod phir aap log confused ho jaaoge
ki characters ke naam yaad nahi rehte
ek baar mein hi ek hi maal pataunga
theek hai
baaki jaise ki
yeh hona Nahi chahiye tha
lekin ho raha hai

woh behen ki laudi Ritika
pata nahi kyun mujhe yaad kar rahi thi
saala kaano mein mujhe uski awajein sunayi de rahi thi be
main uske saamne prakat ho Gaya

ab dekho suno aur samjho
woh saali towel mein thi
upar se leke neeche tak bheega badan
mera lund khada ho gaya
mujhe DEKHKE woh baukhla gayi

main use bade dhyan se dekhne laga
Ritika..aap yahan kya kar rahe hain
main..tumse milne aaya tha
nice figure

yeh sunke woh jhenp gayi
aur mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
main mud gaya
tab tak usne nighty pehen li
Ritika..ab aap mud sakte hain

main uski taraf mud gaya
aur phir woh mujhe gaur se dekhne lagi
main..haan toh ab bataogi
ki tum mujhe kyun yaad kar rahi thi
Ritika..main kyun aapko yaad karne lagi thi
main..dekho main man ki baatein nahi sun sakta
theek hai
lekin jab mujhe koi yaad karke badbadata hai
toh mujhe sunayi deta hai
isi liye mera time waste mat karo
aur jo baat karni hai jaldi karo
Ritika..mere man mein kayi sawal hain

main queen ki poori story suna diya
ek saans mein
jise sunke woh shocked ho gayi
Ritika..yeh shraap mujhe hi kyun mila
main..ab mujhe kya pata
Ritika..aur aapne mujhe kyun bachaya
main..tum sabki Raksha karna
mera farz hai
Ritika..lekin aap hain kaun


Haan behenchod dev the godfather ke baare mein yeh sab bhool chuki thi
isi liye ise pata nahi tha
ki main kaun hoon
main..mera naam rudra hai
Ritika.. bilkul aap pe suit karta hai naam
main..line mat maaro
Ritika..main main kyun line maarungi
main..maarna bhi mat
Ritika.. Nahi maarungi
lekin yeh sab kab tak chalega
main Zindagi bhar is dar mein toh nahi reh sakti
main..darne ki kya jarurat hai
hum abhi zinda hain
theek hai ab main chalta hoon
aur mujhe yaad mat karna
disturb hota hai

phir main wapas Ravinder ke ghar aagaya
tabhi mujhe kisi ki cheekh sunayi di
yeh toh deepti hai
ab woh thi
dev ka maal
isi liye main use awaj diya

aur rudra ki awaj sunte hi main jaag gaya

aur main deepti ke paas pahunch gaya
aur jab maine Dekha
ki do aadmi ne dèepti ko pakad rakhkha hai
aur teesra aadmi Deepti ke kapde faadne mein laga hua hai

main.. behen ke laudo
tumhari maa ko chodu

yeh bolke main Palak jhapakte hi unke paas pahunch gaya
aur jo aadmi Deepti ke kapde faad raha tha
main uske gale mein hath ghusa diya
woh tadapte hue mar gaya
apne sathi ko Marta dekh baaki dono ki gaand fat gayi
deepti buri tarah se ro rahi thi
mujhe dekhte hi woh mujhse lipat gayi
main.. don't worry main aagaya hoon

yeh bolke main baaki dono ki Gardan pakadke ghuma diya
uske baad main deepti ka hath pakda
aur uske ghar pahunch gaya
Deepti abhi bhi ro rahi thi
dèepti..mujhe laga aaj main
main..haan haan munh dikhane ke layak nahi bachti
dèepti..aap jaldi kyun nahi aaye
main..are main koi superhero hoon
jo mujhe tumhari cheekhein sunayi deti
Deepti..toh phir aap kyun aaye the
main..woh maine socha
kuchh der tum mere pair daba dogi

yeh sunke Deepti bura sa munh bana li
tabhi meri najar uski dress pe gayi
jo jagah jagah se fat gayi thi
main..change kar lo

Deepti chali gayi change karne bathroom mein
ab woh normal kapdo mein thi
woh mere paas aake baith gayi
aur mere pair dabane lagi
main..wahan akayle kyun gayi thi
dèepti..mujhe phone aaya tha
inhone mujhse kaha
ki in teeno ko kisi ne kidnap kiya hua hai
aur inhein maarna chahta hai
main toh bas help karne gayi thi
main..akayle kyun gayi thi
main puchh raha hoon
dèepti.. sorry
main..agli baar aisa hua na
toh aisi aisi gaali dunga
ki Zindagi bhar yaad rakhkhogi

yeh sunke Deepti munh dabake hansne lagi
main..hans kyun rahi ho
Deepti..izzat meri lutne waali thi
aur mujhse jyada gussa aapko aaraha hai

main uske gaalo ko zor se pakad liya
main..tum meri ho
agar tumhein kisi ne galti se bhi hath laga Diya
toh uski hasti duniya se mita dunga
dèepti.. sorry

main deepti ko chhod diya
dèepti..kuchh khaayenge


inki maa ko chodu
jise Dekho behen ki laudi khaana khilane pe aajati hai
main..kise gaali de raha hai be
rudra.. bhosdike kya karu main tera
chutiye inhein chodna nahi hai
toh inhein azaad kar de
kyun behenchod aise kaam kar raha hai
jisse inhein tujhse pyar ho jaaye...

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UPDATE 18

Kuch der baad karuna mere liye khaana leke aagayi
gate lock ki
aur mere paas aake baith gayi
khaana unke hath mein tha
main..jyada chalaki mat kijiye
chup karke meri god mein baithiye
aur mujhe khilaiye
karuna..khila rahi hoon na
aap bhi bilkul bachche ban jaate hain

phir karuna meri god mein baith gayi
aur niwala bana ke mere munh mein daal diya
main khaane laga
waise kitna ajeeb tha na
jab karuna ko mujhse pyar hua
toh main tha 18 saal ka
aur aaj bhi main 18 saal ka hi hoon
lekin karuna 35 saal ki ho gayi
jab aakhri niwala karuna ne mujhe khila diya
toh khaane ke baad main uska hath pakda
woh sharmane lagi
main uske ungli ko ek ek karke chusne laga
karuna.. yeh kya kar rahe hain
main..apni biwi ko pyar kar raha hoon
aur yeh aap aap kya lag rakhkha hai
aapse chhota hoon
karuna..haan pata hai
lekin achchi biwi isi Tarah baat karti hai apne pati se
ab ho gaya
toh chhodiye na
main..haan ho gaya

karuna muskurate hue chali gayi
rudra..dev so jaa
main..chal be bhosdike
rudra..puchh nahi raha hoon

yeh sunte hi main so gaya
aur phir main pahunch gaya
neelam chachi ke mayke
matlab main unke ghar ke bahar khada tha
ab unka maayka bhi gaon mein hi tha
ab main yahan is liye aaya tha
kyunki neelam chachi ke ghar pe ek chutiya aaya hua tha
apne kuchh aadmi leke
main neelam chachi ko awaj diya

neelam..yeh mujhe dev ki awajein kyun sunayi de rahi hain

main phirse awaj diya
tabhi neelam chachi ke bhai jo the
woh bahar aaye
nb..kaun ho beta
main..mujhe neelam chachi se milna hai
unse kahiye ki dev aaya hai
nb..are haan main toh bhool hi gaya tha
aao beta andar aao

main andar gaya
toh Dekha behenchod thakur bade akad ke sath baitha hua tha
ab baat yeh thi
ki neelam chachi ke bade bhai ne
apne bete ki shaadi ke liye
thakur se paise liye the byaaj pe
lekin shaadi ke baad unke bhai ko attack aaya
matlab inko jo mere saamne khade the
are kya inko inko
inka naam Ravinder hai
biwi.. Sharmila
bada beta..sandeep
wife.. Jyoti
chhoti beti..geeta

haan toh attack aane ke baad
yeh kaafi dino tak bed pe pade rahe
aur jab yeh apne kapde ki dukaan pe pahunche
toh pata chala ki inka beta saara maal bechke kha gaya
aur ab thakur aaya tha
apne paise maangne
yeh thakur bada harami tha
thakur.. Dekho Ravinder
mujhe mere paise do din mein mil jaane Chahiye
ya phir tumhein apni beti ki shaadi mujhse karwani hogi
Ravinder.. thakur sahab main aapko paise de dunga
lekin beyaj toh maaf kar dijiye
thakur.. paise kyun liye the
mujhe mere paise mil jaane Chahiye
ya phir main tumhari beti ko do din baad utha ke le jaaunga
phir dekhunga ki tum kya karte ho

uske baad thakur apne aadmiyo ko leke chala gaya
neelam chachi mujhe dekhke chaunk gayi
nisha mujhe dekhke room mein chali gayi
ab mere lund se na
woh dev ka maal thi
waise woh mera bhi maal thi
lekin abhi dev ka maal hai

kuchh der baad neelam chachi aur main room mein baithe hue the
woh mujhe ghur rahi thi
sath mein dari hui thi
main..kya hua aap dar kyun rahi hain
neelam..yahan kyun aaye ho
main..us din ke liye sorry bolne aaya hoon
neelam..main sab samajhti hoon
yeh sab tumhari chaal hai
lekin main tumse nahi darti

Abe behenchod ek toh yeh dev ko bada shauk hai famous hone ka
behenchod kahin ka
main apni aankhein band kiya
aur phir poori duniya mein jitne bhi log dev ko jaante the
woh bhool gaye
ki dev kaisa dikhta hai
matlab godfather dev
aur phir neelam chachi yeh bhi bhool gayi
ki main unke sath badtamizi kiya tha
nisha ko main is liye nahi bhoolne diya
kyunki woh phir mujhse aake chipakti
neelam..are beta dev
phone karke aata
main tere liye kuchh bana deti
dev..uski koi jarurat nahi hai
main bas yeh dekhne aaya tha
ki aap theek hain ki nahi
neelam..achcha kiya aagaya
mujhe yeh samajh nahi aaraha hai
ki main yahan kyun aayi thi
dev..mujhe kaise pata hoga
neelam..chal tu baith
main teŕe liye kuchh khaane ka leke aati hoon

aur phir neelam chachi jaane lagi
main unki matakti hui gaand dekhne laga
aah behenchod maza aagaya
bas jald hi neelam chachi meri rakhel ban jaayengi
aur sath mein unki Bhabhi ka bhi kalyan kar dunga
aur Jyoti ki god bhar dunga
samjhe ki nahi samjhe
saali geeta bhi chodne layak maal hai
ab Dekho bhai meri Zindagi ke do maqsad hain
pehla monster ko shakti na mile
aur dusra chudai chudai aur chudai

neelam chachi mere liye khaana leke aagayi
main kha liya
aur phir woh mere paas baith gayi
neelam..ek tu hai
jo yahan aagaya dekhne
ki main kaisi hoon
aur ek tere chacha hain jinhone ek phone tak nahi kiya
main.. Aditi didi kahan hain
neelam ..woh apni saheli se milne gayi hai

ab neelam chachi yeh bhi bhool gayi thi
ki mujhe pata hai
ki nisha unki aur Ravinder ki beti hai

tabhi geeta room mein aagayi
usne ek najar mujhe dekha
ab hum dikhte the hero
woh bhi Hollywood waale
humari maa American jo thi
geeta..bua aapko maa bula rahi hai
neelam..abhi jaati hoon
tu yahan baith
yeh dev hai
tere bhai jaisa hai
isse thodi baatein kar
tab tak main aati hoon

phir Neelam chachi chali gayi
geeta mere paas aake baith gayi
dev.. are neeche kya dekh rahi ho
geeta..kuchh nahi
dev..kya karti ho
geeta..jee main 12th mein hoon
dev..main bhi
kaunsa subject liya tha
geeta.. art's
dev..maine science liya tha
geeta..phir toh aap bade hoshiyaar honge
dev..haan woh toh main hoon
tumhein agar koi help chahiye ho
padhai mein toh mujhe batana
main tumhari help kar dunga
Geeta..jee theek hai
dev..waise koi boy freind hai ki nahi
geeta..main aisi ladki nahi hoon jee
main yeh sab kaam nahi karti
yeh sab galat kaam hote hain
dev..kisne kaha
geeta..maa kehti hain
ki pyar ka chakkar bada kharab hota hai
ladke toh pyar karte hain
lekin phir asli cheez milne ke baad bhaag jaate hain
dev..asli cheez Matlab
geeta.. matlab ladki ka sharir
Dev..haan baat toh tum sahi keh rahi ho
ek kaam karogi
gèeta..jee karungi
dev..nahi chhodo tum nahi kar paaogi
geeta..aap aise kyun bol rahe hain
main karungi
jarur karungi
dev..nahi kar paaogi
koi ladki nahi kar paayi
tum kahan se karogi

yeh sunke geeta mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
geeta..ab toh main karke rahungi
aap mujhe bataiye
ki mujhe kya karna hai
dev.. tumhein meri gf banna hoga

yeh sunke geeta chaunk gayi
geeta..aapko agar mujhe apni gf banana tha
toh aise hi bol dete
itna ghuma firake bolne ki kya jarurat thi
main..toh kya tum banogi meri gf
geeta..haan banungi
main..theek hai
toh apne bf ko ek kiss do
geeta..chhee chhee yeh sab mujhse nahi hoga
yeh sab galat hai
main..theek hai koi baat nahi
movie dekhogi
geeta.. Haan dekhungi

geeta mere pass aake baith gayi
ab dekho apne ko faraq nahi padta tha
ki woh kaali hai gori hai
uski shakal kaisi hai
lund pe jaaye yeh sab
apne ko choot Chahiye thi
ab power ka use karke zor zabardasti se
bhi choot mil jaati
lekin jo maza seduce karne mein hai
woh aur kahan
toh main play kar Diya Deadpool
jaise jaise movie aage badhti gayi
geeta aur dhyan se movie dekhne lagi
toh movie dekhte dekhte aaya woh scene jise DEKHKE geeta ki aankhein chaundhya gayi
wohi apne Deadpool bhaiya jismein maar bhi rahe the
aur marwa bhi rahe the
toh jaise hi scene khatam hua geeta ka chehra sharam ke maare laal ho gay
main..kya hua
geeta.. kuchh nahi
main jaati hoon
bahut saare kaam karne hain

aur phir geeta bhaag gayi
ab mujhe invisible hone ki koi jarurat nahi thi
main use Dekh pa raha tha
ki woh kahan ja rahi hai
aur Woh gayi seedha bathroom mein
aur apni shalwar neeche karke
apni panty utaar ke
apni jhaanto se bhari choot ko masalne lagi
geeta..ab main kaise batau
ki main sex ke liye tadap rahi hoon
lekin darti hoon
ki maa ko pata chal gaya
toh woh mujhe maar daalengi

ab main use kya batata
ki mujhe uski maa bhi chodni thi
ab Dekho main pehle hi bata chuka hoon
ki main zabardasti kisi ko dekhke Nahi chodta
mujhe bas agar koi dikh gayi
utni der tak
jitni der tak use nahi dikhna Chahiye
toh woh mujhse chudegi
chahe woh koi bhi
except dev items

ab uski maa ka naam tha Sharmila
ab gaon ki aurtein jaisi hoti hain
waise hi Sharmila bhi thi
sorry Sharmila maami
abhi geeta pe hi focus karte hain
kyunki behenchod phir aap log confused ho jaaoge
ki characters ke naam yaad nahi rehte
ek baar mein hi ek hi maal pataunga
theek hai
baaki jaise ki
yeh hona Nahi chahiye tha
lekin ho raha hai

woh behen ki laudi Ritika
pata nahi kyun mujhe yaad kar rahi thi
saala kaano mein mujhe uski awajein sunayi de rahi thi be
main uske saamne prakat ho Gaya

ab dekho suno aur samjho
woh saali towel mein thi
upar se leke neeche tak bheega badan
mera lund khada ho gaya
mujhe DEKHKE woh baukhla gayi

main use bade dhyan se dekhne laga
Ritika..aap yahan kya kar rahe hain
main..tumse milne aaya tha
nice figure

yeh sunke woh jhenp gayi
aur mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
main mud gaya
tab tak usne nighty pehen li
Ritika..ab aap mud sakte hain

main uski taraf mud gaya
aur phir woh mujhe gaur se dekhne lagi
main..haan toh ab bataogi
ki tum mujhe kyun yaad kar rahi thi
Ritika..main kyun aapko yaad karne lagi thi
main..dekho main man ki baatein nahi sun sakta
theek hai
lekin jab mujhe koi yaad karke badbadata hai
toh mujhe sunayi deta hai
isi liye mera time waste mat karo
aur jo baat karni hai jaldi karo
Ritika..mere man mein kayi sawal hain

main queen ki poori story suna diya
ek saans mein
jise sunke woh shocked ho gayi
Ritika..yeh shraap mujhe hi kyun mila
main..ab mujhe kya pata
Ritika..aur aapne mujhe kyun bachaya
main..tum sabki Raksha karna
mera farz hai
Ritika..lekin aap hain kaun


Haan behenchod dev the godfather ke baare mein yeh sab bhool chuki thi
isi liye ise pata nahi tha
ki main kaun hoon
main..mera naam rudra hai
Ritika.. bilkul aap pe suit karta hai naam
main..line mat maaro
Ritika..main main kyun line maarungi
main..maarna bhi mat
Ritika.. Nahi maarungi
lekin yeh sab kab tak chalega
main Zindagi bhar is dar mein toh nahi reh sakti
main..darne ki kya jarurat hai
hum abhi zinda hain
theek hai ab main chalta hoon
aur mujhe yaad mat karna
disturb hota hai

phir main wapas Ravinder ke ghar aagaya
tabhi mujhe kisi ki cheekh sunayi di
yeh toh deepti hai
ab woh thi
dev ka maal
isi liye main use awaj diya

aur rudra ki awaj sunte hi main jaag gaya

aur main deepti ke paas pahunch gaya
aur jab maine Dekha
ki do aadmi ne dèepti ko pakad rakhkha hai
aur teesra aadmi Deepti ke kapde faadne mein laga hua hai

main.. behen ke laudo
tumhari maa ko chodu

yeh bolke main Palak jhapakte hi unke paas pahunch gaya
aur jo aadmi Deepti ke kapde faad raha tha
main uske gale mein hath ghusa diya
woh tadapte hue mar gaya
apne sathi ko Marta dekh baaki dono ki gaand fat gayi
deepti buri tarah se ro rahi thi
mujhe dekhte hi woh mujhse lipat gayi
main.. don't worry main aagaya hoon

yeh bolke main baaki dono ki Gardan pakadke ghuma diya
uske baad main deepti ka hath pakda
aur uske ghar pahunch gaya
Deepti abhi bhi ro rahi thi
dèepti..mujhe laga aaj main
main..haan haan munh dikhane ke layak nahi bachti
dèepti..aap jaldi kyun nahi aaye
main..are main koi superhero hoon
jo mujhe tumhari cheekhein sunayi deti
Deepti..toh phir aap kyun aaye the
main..woh maine socha
kuchh der tum mere pair daba dogi

yeh sunke Deepti bura sa munh bana li
tabhi meri najar uski dress pe gayi
jo jagah jagah se fat gayi thi
main..change kar lo

Deepti chali gayi change karne bathroom mein
ab woh normal kapdo mein thi
woh mere paas aake baith gayi
aur mere pair dabane lagi
main..wahan akayle kyun gayi thi
dèepti..mujhe phone aaya tha
inhone mujhse kaha
ki in teeno ko kisi ne kidnap kiya hua hai
aur inhein maarna chahta hai
main toh bas help karne gayi thi
main..akayle kyun gayi thi
main puchh raha hoon
dèepti.. sorry
main..agli baar aisa hua na
toh aisi aisi gaali dunga
ki Zindagi bhar yaad rakhkhogi

yeh sunke Deepti munh dabake hansne lagi
main..hans kyun rahi ho
Deepti..izzat meri lutne waali thi
aur mujhse jyada gussa aapko aaraha hai

main uske gaalo ko zor se pakad liya
main..tum meri ho
agar tumhein kisi ne galti se bhi hath laga Diya
toh uski hasti duniya se mita dunga
dèepti.. sorry

main deepti ko chhod diya
dèepti..kuchh khaayenge


inki maa ko chodu
jise Dekho behen ki laudi khaana khilane pe aajati hai
main..kise gaali de raha hai be
rudra.. bhosdike kya karu main tera
chutiye inhein chodna nahi hai
toh inhein azaad kar de
kyun behenchod aise kaam kar raha hai
jisse inhein tujhse pyar ho jaaye...

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UPDATE 18

Kuch der baad karuna mere liye khaana leke aagayi
gate lock ki
aur mere paas aake baith gayi
khaana unke hath mein tha
main..jyada chalaki mat kijiye
chup karke meri god mein baithiye
aur mujhe khilaiye
karuna..khila rahi hoon na
aap bhi bilkul bachche ban jaate hain

phir karuna meri god mein baith gayi
aur niwala bana ke mere munh mein daal diya
main khaane laga
waise kitna ajeeb tha na
jab karuna ko mujhse pyar hua
toh main tha 18 saal ka
aur aaj bhi main 18 saal ka hi hoon
lekin karuna 35 saal ki ho gayi
jab aakhri niwala karuna ne mujhe khila diya
toh khaane ke baad main uska hath pakda
woh sharmane lagi
main uske ungli ko ek ek karke chusne laga
karuna.. yeh kya kar rahe hain
main..apni biwi ko pyar kar raha hoon
aur yeh aap aap kya lag rakhkha hai
aapse chhota hoon
karuna..haan pata hai
lekin achchi biwi isi Tarah baat karti hai apne pati se
ab ho gaya
toh chhodiye na
main..haan ho gaya

karuna muskurate hue chali gayi
rudra..dev so jaa
main..chal be bhosdike
rudra..puchh nahi raha hoon

yeh sunte hi main so gaya
aur phir main pahunch gaya
neelam chachi ke mayke
matlab main unke ghar ke bahar khada tha
ab unka maayka bhi gaon mein hi tha
ab main yahan is liye aaya tha
kyunki neelam chachi ke ghar pe ek chutiya aaya hua tha
apne kuchh aadmi leke
main neelam chachi ko awaj diya

neelam..yeh mujhe dev ki awajein kyun sunayi de rahi hain

main phirse awaj diya
tabhi neelam chachi ke bhai jo the
woh bahar aaye
nb..kaun ho beta
main..mujhe neelam chachi se milna hai
unse kahiye ki dev aaya hai
nb..are haan main toh bhool hi gaya tha
aao beta andar aao

main andar gaya
toh Dekha behenchod thakur bade akad ke sath baitha hua tha
ab baat yeh thi
ki neelam chachi ke bade bhai ne
apne bete ki shaadi ke liye
thakur se paise liye the byaaj pe
lekin shaadi ke baad unke bhai ko attack aaya
matlab inko jo mere saamne khade the
are kya inko inko
inka naam Ravinder hai
biwi.. Sharmila
bada beta..sandeep
wife.. Jyoti
chhoti beti..geeta

haan toh attack aane ke baad
yeh kaafi dino tak bed pe pade rahe
aur jab yeh apne kapde ki dukaan pe pahunche
toh pata chala ki inka beta saara maal bechke kha gaya
aur ab thakur aaya tha
apne paise maangne
yeh thakur bada harami tha
thakur.. Dekho Ravinder
mujhe mere paise do din mein mil jaane Chahiye
ya phir tumhein apni beti ki shaadi mujhse karwani hogi
Ravinder.. thakur sahab main aapko paise de dunga
lekin beyaj toh maaf kar dijiye
thakur.. paise kyun liye the
mujhe mere paise mil jaane Chahiye
ya phir main tumhari beti ko do din baad utha ke le jaaunga
phir dekhunga ki tum kya karte ho

uske baad thakur apne aadmiyo ko leke chala gaya
neelam chachi mujhe dekhke chaunk gayi
nisha mujhe dekhke room mein chali gayi
ab mere lund se na
woh dev ka maal thi
waise woh mera bhi maal thi
lekin abhi dev ka maal hai

kuchh der baad neelam chachi aur main room mein baithe hue the
woh mujhe ghur rahi thi
sath mein dari hui thi
main..kya hua aap dar kyun rahi hain
neelam..yahan kyun aaye ho
main..us din ke liye sorry bolne aaya hoon
neelam..main sab samajhti hoon
yeh sab tumhari chaal hai
lekin main tumse nahi darti

Abe behenchod ek toh yeh dev ko bada shauk hai famous hone ka
behenchod kahin ka
main apni aankhein band kiya
aur phir poori duniya mein jitne bhi log dev ko jaante the
woh bhool gaye
ki dev kaisa dikhta hai
matlab godfather dev
aur phir neelam chachi yeh bhi bhool gayi
ki main unke sath badtamizi kiya tha
nisha ko main is liye nahi bhoolne diya
kyunki woh phir mujhse aake chipakti
neelam..are beta dev
phone karke aata
main tere liye kuchh bana deti
dev..uski koi jarurat nahi hai
main bas yeh dekhne aaya tha
ki aap theek hain ki nahi
neelam..achcha kiya aagaya
mujhe yeh samajh nahi aaraha hai
ki main yahan kyun aayi thi
dev..mujhe kaise pata hoga
neelam..chal tu baith
main teŕe liye kuchh khaane ka leke aati hoon

aur phir neelam chachi jaane lagi
main unki matakti hui gaand dekhne laga
aah behenchod maza aagaya
bas jald hi neelam chachi meri rakhel ban jaayengi
aur sath mein unki Bhabhi ka bhi kalyan kar dunga
aur Jyoti ki god bhar dunga
samjhe ki nahi samjhe
saali geeta bhi chodne layak maal hai
ab Dekho bhai meri Zindagi ke do maqsad hain
pehla monster ko shakti na mile
aur dusra chudai chudai aur chudai

neelam chachi mere liye khaana leke aagayi
main kha liya
aur phir woh mere paas baith gayi
neelam..ek tu hai
jo yahan aagaya dekhne
ki main kaisi hoon
aur ek tere chacha hain jinhone ek phone tak nahi kiya
main.. Aditi didi kahan hain
neelam ..woh apni saheli se milne gayi hai

ab neelam chachi yeh bhi bhool gayi thi
ki mujhe pata hai
ki nisha unki aur Ravinder ki beti hai

tabhi geeta room mein aagayi
usne ek najar mujhe dekha
ab hum dikhte the hero
woh bhi Hollywood waale
humari maa American jo thi
geeta..bua aapko maa bula rahi hai
neelam..abhi jaati hoon
tu yahan baith
yeh dev hai
tere bhai jaisa hai
isse thodi baatein kar
tab tak main aati hoon

phir Neelam chachi chali gayi
geeta mere paas aake baith gayi
dev.. are neeche kya dekh rahi ho
geeta..kuchh nahi
dev..kya karti ho
geeta..jee main 12th mein hoon
dev..main bhi
kaunsa subject liya tha
geeta.. art's
dev..maine science liya tha
geeta..phir toh aap bade hoshiyaar honge
dev..haan woh toh main hoon
tumhein agar koi help chahiye ho
padhai mein toh mujhe batana
main tumhari help kar dunga
Geeta..jee theek hai
dev..waise koi boy freind hai ki nahi
geeta..main aisi ladki nahi hoon jee
main yeh sab kaam nahi karti
yeh sab galat kaam hote hain
dev..kisne kaha
geeta..maa kehti hain
ki pyar ka chakkar bada kharab hota hai
ladke toh pyar karte hain
lekin phir asli cheez milne ke baad bhaag jaate hain
dev..asli cheez Matlab
geeta.. matlab ladki ka sharir
Dev..haan baat toh tum sahi keh rahi ho
ek kaam karogi
gèeta..jee karungi
dev..nahi chhodo tum nahi kar paaogi
geeta..aap aise kyun bol rahe hain
main karungi
jarur karungi
dev..nahi kar paaogi
koi ladki nahi kar paayi
tum kahan se karogi

yeh sunke geeta mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
geeta..ab toh main karke rahungi
aap mujhe bataiye
ki mujhe kya karna hai
dev.. tumhein meri gf banna hoga

yeh sunke geeta chaunk gayi
geeta..aapko agar mujhe apni gf banana tha
toh aise hi bol dete
itna ghuma firake bolne ki kya jarurat thi
main..toh kya tum banogi meri gf
geeta..haan banungi
main..theek hai
toh apne bf ko ek kiss do
geeta..chhee chhee yeh sab mujhse nahi hoga
yeh sab galat hai
main..theek hai koi baat nahi
movie dekhogi
geeta.. Haan dekhungi

geeta mere pass aake baith gayi
ab dekho apne ko faraq nahi padta tha
ki woh kaali hai gori hai
uski shakal kaisi hai
lund pe jaaye yeh sab
apne ko choot Chahiye thi
ab power ka use karke zor zabardasti se
bhi choot mil jaati
lekin jo maza seduce karne mein hai
woh aur kahan
toh main play kar Diya Deadpool
jaise jaise movie aage badhti gayi
geeta aur dhyan se movie dekhne lagi
toh movie dekhte dekhte aaya woh scene jise DEKHKE geeta ki aankhein chaundhya gayi
wohi apne Deadpool bhaiya jismein maar bhi rahe the
aur marwa bhi rahe the
toh jaise hi scene khatam hua geeta ka chehra sharam ke maare laal ho gay
main..kya hua
geeta.. kuchh nahi
main jaati hoon
bahut saare kaam karne hain

aur phir geeta bhaag gayi
ab mujhe invisible hone ki koi jarurat nahi thi
main use Dekh pa raha tha
ki woh kahan ja rahi hai
aur Woh gayi seedha bathroom mein
aur apni shalwar neeche karke
apni panty utaar ke
apni jhaanto se bhari choot ko masalne lagi
geeta..ab main kaise batau
ki main sex ke liye tadap rahi hoon
lekin darti hoon
ki maa ko pata chal gaya
toh woh mujhe maar daalengi

ab main use kya batata
ki mujhe uski maa bhi chodni thi
ab Dekho main pehle hi bata chuka hoon
ki main zabardasti kisi ko dekhke Nahi chodta
mujhe bas agar koi dikh gayi
utni der tak
jitni der tak use nahi dikhna Chahiye
toh woh mujhse chudegi
chahe woh koi bhi
except dev items

ab uski maa ka naam tha Sharmila
ab gaon ki aurtein jaisi hoti hain
waise hi Sharmila bhi thi
sorry Sharmila maami
abhi geeta pe hi focus karte hain
kyunki behenchod phir aap log confused ho jaaoge
ki characters ke naam yaad nahi rehte
ek baar mein hi ek hi maal pataunga
theek hai
baaki jaise ki
yeh hona Nahi chahiye tha
lekin ho raha hai

woh behen ki laudi Ritika
pata nahi kyun mujhe yaad kar rahi thi
saala kaano mein mujhe uski awajein sunayi de rahi thi be
main uske saamne prakat ho Gaya

ab dekho suno aur samjho
woh saali towel mein thi
upar se leke neeche tak bheega badan
mera lund khada ho gaya
mujhe DEKHKE woh baukhla gayi

main use bade dhyan se dekhne laga
Ritika..aap yahan kya kar rahe hain
main..tumse milne aaya tha
nice figure

yeh sunke woh jhenp gayi
aur mujhe gusse se dekhne lagi
main mud gaya
tab tak usne nighty pehen li
Ritika..ab aap mud sakte hain

main uski taraf mud gaya
aur phir woh mujhe gaur se dekhne lagi
main..haan toh ab bataogi
ki tum mujhe kyun yaad kar rahi thi
Ritika..main kyun aapko yaad karne lagi thi
main..dekho main man ki baatein nahi sun sakta
theek hai
lekin jab mujhe koi yaad karke badbadata hai
toh mujhe sunayi deta hai
isi liye mera time waste mat karo
aur jo baat karni hai jaldi karo
Ritika..mere man mein kayi sawal hain

main queen ki poori story suna diya
ek saans mein
jise sunke woh shocked ho gayi
Ritika..yeh shraap mujhe hi kyun mila
main..ab mujhe kya pata
Ritika..aur aapne mujhe kyun bachaya
main..tum sabki Raksha karna
mera farz hai
Ritika..lekin aap hain kaun


Haan behenchod dev the godfather ke baare mein yeh sab bhool chuki thi
isi liye ise pata nahi tha
ki main kaun hoon
main..mera naam rudra hai
Ritika.. bilkul aap pe suit karta hai naam
main..line mat maaro
Ritika..main main kyun line maarungi
main..maarna bhi mat
Ritika.. Nahi maarungi
lekin yeh sab kab tak chalega
main Zindagi bhar is dar mein toh nahi reh sakti
main..darne ki kya jarurat hai
hum abhi zinda hain
theek hai ab main chalta hoon
aur mujhe yaad mat karna
disturb hota hai

phir main wapas Ravinder ke ghar aagaya
tabhi mujhe kisi ki cheekh sunayi di
yeh toh deepti hai
ab woh thi
dev ka maal
isi liye main use awaj diya

aur rudra ki awaj sunte hi main jaag gaya

aur main deepti ke paas pahunch gaya
aur jab maine Dekha
ki do aadmi ne dèepti ko pakad rakhkha hai
aur teesra aadmi Deepti ke kapde faadne mein laga hua hai

main.. behen ke laudo
tumhari maa ko chodu

yeh bolke main Palak jhapakte hi unke paas pahunch gaya
aur jo aadmi Deepti ke kapde faad raha tha
main uske gale mein hath ghusa diya
woh tadapte hue mar gaya
apne sathi ko Marta dekh baaki dono ki gaand fat gayi
deepti buri tarah se ro rahi thi
mujhe dekhte hi woh mujhse lipat gayi
main.. don't worry main aagaya hoon

yeh bolke main baaki dono ki Gardan pakadke ghuma diya
uske baad main deepti ka hath pakda
aur uske ghar pahunch gaya
Deepti abhi bhi ro rahi thi
dèepti..mujhe laga aaj main
main..haan haan munh dikhane ke layak nahi bachti
dèepti..aap jaldi kyun nahi aaye
main..are main koi superhero hoon
jo mujhe tumhari cheekhein sunayi deti
Deepti..toh phir aap kyun aaye the
main..woh maine socha
kuchh der tum mere pair daba dogi

yeh sunke Deepti bura sa munh bana li
tabhi meri najar uski dress pe gayi
jo jagah jagah se fat gayi thi
main..change kar lo

Deepti chali gayi change karne bathroom mein
ab woh normal kapdo mein thi
woh mere paas aake baith gayi
aur mere pair dabane lagi
main..wahan akayle kyun gayi thi
dèepti..mujhe phone aaya tha
inhone mujhse kaha
ki in teeno ko kisi ne kidnap kiya hua hai
aur inhein maarna chahta hai
main toh bas help karne gayi thi
main..akayle kyun gayi thi
main puchh raha hoon
dèepti.. sorry
main..agli baar aisa hua na
toh aisi aisi gaali dunga
ki Zindagi bhar yaad rakhkhogi

yeh sunke Deepti munh dabake hansne lagi
main..hans kyun rahi ho
Deepti..izzat meri lutne waali thi
aur mujhse jyada gussa aapko aaraha hai

main uske gaalo ko zor se pakad liya
main..tum meri ho
agar tumhein kisi ne galti se bhi hath laga Diya
toh uski hasti duniya se mita dunga
dèepti.. sorry

main deepti ko chhod diya
dèepti..kuchh khaayenge


inki maa ko chodu
jise Dekho behen ki laudi khaana khilane pe aajati hai
main..kise gaali de raha hai be
rudra.. bhosdike kya karu main tera
chutiye inhein chodna nahi hai
toh inhein azaad kar de
kyun behenchod aise kaam kar raha hai
jisse inhein tujhse pyar ho jaaye...

Nice update bhai

 

[Jassybabra]

Nice update