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UPDATE 29
Udhar papa bua wagarah sab preshan ho gaye aur papa pandit ji se bole.
Papa...pandit ji aap kaisi baten kar rahe ho. Shadi koi gudde guddi ka khel nahi hai 100 taiyariyan karni hoti hain. Bhala ek din mein bhi koi shadi hoti hai.
Pandit ji…..dekho jajman jo sahi tha maine aapko bata diya. Aage aapki marji.
MKM...bhai sahib taiyari kya karni hai. Kisi ko bulane ki jarurat nahi hai. Ladka ladki ek doosre ko pasand aa gaye hain. Hamari family hai. Aapke bhi sabhi log hain to kal hi nipta dete hain na shadi ka kaam.
Papa...behan ji dekhiye kitne rasmo riwaz nibhane hote hain. Kitni shopping hogi. Aur naate rishtedar sab naraz ho jayenge bolenge bhai behno ne mil kar shadi kar di. Kisi ko bulaya bhi nahi.
MKM...rishtedaron ka kya hai bhai sahib unka to kitna bhi kar lo kisi na kisi baat par bolna unka kaam hota hai. Aur kuchh bhi karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai. Aur doosri baat ham log len den ke bilkul khilaf hain to koi shopping ka matlab hi nahi reh gaya. Isliye aap ek sada sa program rakhke in dono ke fere karwa do.
Papa...par behan ji….
MKM…. par war kuchh nahi bhai sahib. Ab please aap maan jao. Fir hanste hue boli ke yeh shayad pehli shadi hogi jisme ladke wale paisa kharchawana nahi chahte par ladki wale ade hue hain.
Unki baat sunkar sab log hans pade. Papa abhi bhi thoda preshan dikh rahe the. Mujhe to ab chut milne ki koi umid nazar nahi aa rahi thi. Mujhe pata nahi tha ke chhutki meri sthiti par nazar rakhe hue thi. Yeh baat mujhe baad mein pata chali.
Fir mayank ki maa ke saath saath uske papa bhi bolne lag gaye to sabki baat sunkar aur bua wagarah se salah kar ke papa ne mayank ke papa ko bola.
Papa..thik hai bhai sahib. Jab aap sabko aise hi thik lag raha hai to fir kal hi shadi karwa dete hain. Par utna achha intzaam nahi ho payega.
MKP...bhai sahib kya aap in 10 logon ka intzam kar sakte ho?
Papa...aise to aap kal 100 log bula lo unka bhi turant intzaam kar dunga.
MKP...100 nahi bas yahi 10 log honge aur kal hi shadi hogi. Ab yahi final kar do.
Papa...to thik hai ji yeh tay raha kal ke kal hi shadi hogi. Pandit ji feron ka time bhi bata dijiye ab.
Pandit ji...jajman subah 11 baje achha muhurat hai. Bas wahi feron ka time rahega. Aap usse pehle jai mala wagarah karwa lena. Aur bhi jo rasme hon unhe poora kar lena.
Papa..bas pandit ji ek din mein kya rasme ho payengi. Jitni ho sakengi wo kar lenge. Fir meri or dekhte hue kaha...beta maine to koshihs ki ek mahine ki ab jab bhagwan ki marji inhe kal milane ki hai to kaise rok sakte hain.
Main...arey papa aap tension kyun le rahe ho. Yadi yeh kal ke liye hi likha tha ko kal hi to hoga...main apne aap ko normal kar chuka tha. Main aksar apne aap ko pristhitiyon ke anusar dhaal leta hun. Shayad isiliye thoda khush bhi reh pata hun. Uske baad papa fir mujhe bole.
Papa… aur beta sabko bithao. List banani hai saman ki. Unhone to kaha hai ekdam sada rakhna hai. Par yeh didi jijaji ki iklauti beti hai. Ab jijaji to yahan aa nahi sakte ek din mein. To hame hi saari taiyari karni hogi. Jitna ho sake utna to kar den.
Main….haan papa bas aap agya do. Jaisa aap kahoge waisa hi hoga.
Papa...apni mummy dono bua aur fufaji ki doosre kamre mein bula lao.
Shadi ki baat tay hone ke baad ladke wale wapis apne ghar chale gaye the akhir unko bhi to kuchh taiyari karni thi. Wo log agle din 9 baje aane ka bol kar vida ho gaye.
Main fatafat sabko le aya...aate hi fufaji papa par toot pade.
Fufaji...arey yeh kya bhai sahib. Aapne to naak katane ka poora intzam kar diya. Aapki nahi to hamari to kuchh izzat hai samaj mein. Aise saste mein nipta ke ham samaj mein kya muh dikhane ke kabil rahenge.
Papa...jijaji, isme naak katne wali kya baat hai. Aur hamne to unhe kaha nahi saste mein niptane ke liye. Ab neeru ko ladka aur ladke ko neeru pasand hai. Ladka lakhon mein ek hai. Wo log kuchh bhi nahi chahte aisa rishta kahan milega ab aap hi batao.
Fufaji...fir bhi rishtedar kya kahenge ke char logon ne milkar hi sab kuchh nipta diya.
Tanu bua...aap to bas rehne hi do. Janti hun main aapko bhi apke rishtedaron ko bhi kitna mante hain aapko. Pith pichhe sabhi aapki burai karte hain. Chahe kitna bhi kar lo log to fir bhi kisi na kisi chij mein meen mekh nikal hi dete hain. Fir papa ki or dekh kar boli. Aap inki baat mat suno bhai sahib inhe to bina matlab ke tang adane ki adat hai. Aapko jaisa thik lage waisa hi karo.
Jab patni ne achhi tarah se thukai ki to fufaji sakpaka kar reh gaye jaise unhe samp sungh gaya ho. Mujhe ander hi ander bahut khushi mili. Kab se papa ko faltu bole ja rahe the wo.
Fir sabne mil kar bahut hi jaruri saman ki list banayi. Kuchh jimmedari papa ne khudh li aur jyadatar kaam mere jimme aaye. Main car mein mehak di aur vini ko apne saath le gaya saman ikatha karne ke liye.
Dopahar se raat tak pata nahi ghar se market aur market se ghar mere kitne chakkar lage. Par hamne sara samaan ikatha kar diya. Wo bhi aise hi nahi khub achhi tarah se choice karke kharida sab kuchh.
Mohalle mein bhi sandesha pahuncha diya gaya ke kal neeru ki shadi hai. Sab log ekdam se hairan reh gaye. Sabko pehle raat ko ladies sangeet par invite kiya gaya fir agle din shadi mein.
Maine papa ke kamo se hat ke ek kaam apne man se kiya tha. Raat ko ladies sangeet ke liye DJ ka intzaam ek baar fir se mujhe sab logon se shabashi mili. Kyunki sham ko DJ lagne se mahaul poora rangeen ho gaya aur ghar par poori raunak dekh ke ab lag raha tha ke yeh shadi wala ghar hai.
Main jab ek minute ke liye neeru didi se akele mein mila to unhone dukh jataya ke mujhe unki chut ab shayad hi kabhi nasib ho to maine muskura ke kaha ke didi jab tak likha tha ham dono ne enjoy kiya.
Fir unko bola ke main unki mayank ke saath shadi par sach mein bahut khush hun ke meri didi itne achhe ghar mein ja rahi hai aur use apni pasand ka dulha mil gaya hai to mere liye isse achhi kya baat ho sakti hai.
Neeru didi ne bhav vibhor hokar mujhe gale laga liya. Lekin meri kismat kharab is baar bhi chhutki aa gayi aur mujhe boli ke papa mujhe bula rahe hain. Main abki baar usse nazren nahi mila pa raha tha.
Halanki maine aur neeru didi ne kuchh bhi nahi kiya tha. Par fir bhi mujhe mehsus ho raha tha ke vini shayad kuchh soch na rahi ho.
Papa ne mujhse bas yeh puchhna tha ke koi kaam to pending nahi raha. Maine unhe bataya ke bas do char kaam aise reh gaye hain jo kal hi hone hain baki sab kaam ho gaye hain.
Meri baat sunkar papa bahut khush hue aur mujhe ab enjoy karne ke liye bola. Main side mein khada soch raha tha ke waise to chalo khushi ki baat hai ke neeru didi ko achha rishta mil gaya hai par mere hath se chut to nikal hi gayi hai na.
To us din jitna asan main soch raha tha chut milna utna bhi asan nahi hai kyunki pehle mummy ne mere aage papa ke city mein na rehne wali condition laga di. Ab didi ki shadi ki wajah se didi bhi mujhse door ho gayi.
Jab main yeh sab soch raha tha to shayad vini mujhe dekh rahi thi wo mere paas aayi aur mujhse bolne lagi.
Vini...kya hua bhai kab se dekh rahi hun tum kisi soch mein dube hue ho. Kya tum is rishte se khush nahi ho.
Main...arey kya baat karti ho chhutki, main bhala apni behan ke itne achhi jagah rishta hone par khush kyun nahi hunga.
Vini...main kab se tumhe dekh rahi hun. Tum kuchh bujhe bujhe se ho bhai. Koi baat hai man mein to tum mujhse share kar sakte ho.
Main...main sach keh raha hun vini aisi koi baat nahi hai. Waise bhi agar kuchh hoga to main apni pyari behan se hi share karunga. Aur tum vishvas karo main is rishte se bahut khush hun.
Maine dekha meri baat sunkar vini muskura rahi thi. Mujhe us par kafi pyar aaya to maine use gale laga liya. Aur aap log mera yakin mano us wakt mere man mein apni chhoti behan ke liye koi bhi doosre khyal nahi aaye.
Fir ham dono apne apne kaam mein lag gaye. Use apni behan ke saath time bitana tha to mujhe market ka kuchh kaam yaad aa gaya. Kaam karne ko akela main hi to ladka tha.
Oh haan yaad aya ek aur ladka bhi to hai….Mr. Manav...par nahi yaar wo badi company mein manager hai. To wo kaam thode karega kuchh. To kaam ke liye reh gaya akela main. Par chalo itna to apni pyari behan ke liye karna banta hi hai.
Mujhe akela jaate dekh papa mere saath ho liye halanki maine bahut mana kiya ke kaam najdik hi hona hai par papa kahan manne wale the. Wo mere saath ho liye. Ration ka thoda sa samaan tha wo lekar ham wapis aaye to sab log DJ par dance shuru kar chuke the.
Udhar papa bua wagarah sab preshan ho gaye aur papa pandit ji se bole.
Papa...pandit ji aap kaisi baten kar rahe ho. Shadi koi gudde guddi ka khel nahi hai 100 taiyariyan karni hoti hain. Bhala ek din mein bhi koi shadi hoti hai.
Pandit ji…..dekho jajman jo sahi tha maine aapko bata diya. Aage aapki marji.
MKM...bhai sahib taiyari kya karni hai. Kisi ko bulane ki jarurat nahi hai. Ladka ladki ek doosre ko pasand aa gaye hain. Hamari family hai. Aapke bhi sabhi log hain to kal hi nipta dete hain na shadi ka kaam.
Papa...behan ji dekhiye kitne rasmo riwaz nibhane hote hain. Kitni shopping hogi. Aur naate rishtedar sab naraz ho jayenge bolenge bhai behno ne mil kar shadi kar di. Kisi ko bulaya bhi nahi.
MKM...rishtedaron ka kya hai bhai sahib unka to kitna bhi kar lo kisi na kisi baat par bolna unka kaam hota hai. Aur kuchh bhi karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai. Aur doosri baat ham log len den ke bilkul khilaf hain to koi shopping ka matlab hi nahi reh gaya. Isliye aap ek sada sa program rakhke in dono ke fere karwa do.
Papa...par behan ji….
MKM…. par war kuchh nahi bhai sahib. Ab please aap maan jao. Fir hanste hue boli ke yeh shayad pehli shadi hogi jisme ladke wale paisa kharchawana nahi chahte par ladki wale ade hue hain.
Unki baat sunkar sab log hans pade. Papa abhi bhi thoda preshan dikh rahe the. Mujhe to ab chut milne ki koi umid nazar nahi aa rahi thi. Mujhe pata nahi tha ke chhutki meri sthiti par nazar rakhe hue thi. Yeh baat mujhe baad mein pata chali.
Fir mayank ki maa ke saath saath uske papa bhi bolne lag gaye to sabki baat sunkar aur bua wagarah se salah kar ke papa ne mayank ke papa ko bola.
Papa..thik hai bhai sahib. Jab aap sabko aise hi thik lag raha hai to fir kal hi shadi karwa dete hain. Par utna achha intzaam nahi ho payega.
MKP...bhai sahib kya aap in 10 logon ka intzam kar sakte ho?
Papa...aise to aap kal 100 log bula lo unka bhi turant intzaam kar dunga.
MKP...100 nahi bas yahi 10 log honge aur kal hi shadi hogi. Ab yahi final kar do.
Papa...to thik hai ji yeh tay raha kal ke kal hi shadi hogi. Pandit ji feron ka time bhi bata dijiye ab.
Pandit ji...jajman subah 11 baje achha muhurat hai. Bas wahi feron ka time rahega. Aap usse pehle jai mala wagarah karwa lena. Aur bhi jo rasme hon unhe poora kar lena.
Papa..bas pandit ji ek din mein kya rasme ho payengi. Jitni ho sakengi wo kar lenge. Fir meri or dekhte hue kaha...beta maine to koshihs ki ek mahine ki ab jab bhagwan ki marji inhe kal milane ki hai to kaise rok sakte hain.
Main...arey papa aap tension kyun le rahe ho. Yadi yeh kal ke liye hi likha tha ko kal hi to hoga...main apne aap ko normal kar chuka tha. Main aksar apne aap ko pristhitiyon ke anusar dhaal leta hun. Shayad isiliye thoda khush bhi reh pata hun. Uske baad papa fir mujhe bole.
Papa… aur beta sabko bithao. List banani hai saman ki. Unhone to kaha hai ekdam sada rakhna hai. Par yeh didi jijaji ki iklauti beti hai. Ab jijaji to yahan aa nahi sakte ek din mein. To hame hi saari taiyari karni hogi. Jitna ho sake utna to kar den.
Main….haan papa bas aap agya do. Jaisa aap kahoge waisa hi hoga.
Papa...apni mummy dono bua aur fufaji ki doosre kamre mein bula lao.
Shadi ki baat tay hone ke baad ladke wale wapis apne ghar chale gaye the akhir unko bhi to kuchh taiyari karni thi. Wo log agle din 9 baje aane ka bol kar vida ho gaye.
Main fatafat sabko le aya...aate hi fufaji papa par toot pade.
Fufaji...arey yeh kya bhai sahib. Aapne to naak katane ka poora intzam kar diya. Aapki nahi to hamari to kuchh izzat hai samaj mein. Aise saste mein nipta ke ham samaj mein kya muh dikhane ke kabil rahenge.
Papa...jijaji, isme naak katne wali kya baat hai. Aur hamne to unhe kaha nahi saste mein niptane ke liye. Ab neeru ko ladka aur ladke ko neeru pasand hai. Ladka lakhon mein ek hai. Wo log kuchh bhi nahi chahte aisa rishta kahan milega ab aap hi batao.
Fufaji...fir bhi rishtedar kya kahenge ke char logon ne milkar hi sab kuchh nipta diya.
Tanu bua...aap to bas rehne hi do. Janti hun main aapko bhi apke rishtedaron ko bhi kitna mante hain aapko. Pith pichhe sabhi aapki burai karte hain. Chahe kitna bhi kar lo log to fir bhi kisi na kisi chij mein meen mekh nikal hi dete hain. Fir papa ki or dekh kar boli. Aap inki baat mat suno bhai sahib inhe to bina matlab ke tang adane ki adat hai. Aapko jaisa thik lage waisa hi karo.
Jab patni ne achhi tarah se thukai ki to fufaji sakpaka kar reh gaye jaise unhe samp sungh gaya ho. Mujhe ander hi ander bahut khushi mili. Kab se papa ko faltu bole ja rahe the wo.
Fir sabne mil kar bahut hi jaruri saman ki list banayi. Kuchh jimmedari papa ne khudh li aur jyadatar kaam mere jimme aaye. Main car mein mehak di aur vini ko apne saath le gaya saman ikatha karne ke liye.
Dopahar se raat tak pata nahi ghar se market aur market se ghar mere kitne chakkar lage. Par hamne sara samaan ikatha kar diya. Wo bhi aise hi nahi khub achhi tarah se choice karke kharida sab kuchh.
Mohalle mein bhi sandesha pahuncha diya gaya ke kal neeru ki shadi hai. Sab log ekdam se hairan reh gaye. Sabko pehle raat ko ladies sangeet par invite kiya gaya fir agle din shadi mein.
Maine papa ke kamo se hat ke ek kaam apne man se kiya tha. Raat ko ladies sangeet ke liye DJ ka intzaam ek baar fir se mujhe sab logon se shabashi mili. Kyunki sham ko DJ lagne se mahaul poora rangeen ho gaya aur ghar par poori raunak dekh ke ab lag raha tha ke yeh shadi wala ghar hai.
Main jab ek minute ke liye neeru didi se akele mein mila to unhone dukh jataya ke mujhe unki chut ab shayad hi kabhi nasib ho to maine muskura ke kaha ke didi jab tak likha tha ham dono ne enjoy kiya.
Fir unko bola ke main unki mayank ke saath shadi par sach mein bahut khush hun ke meri didi itne achhe ghar mein ja rahi hai aur use apni pasand ka dulha mil gaya hai to mere liye isse achhi kya baat ho sakti hai.
Neeru didi ne bhav vibhor hokar mujhe gale laga liya. Lekin meri kismat kharab is baar bhi chhutki aa gayi aur mujhe boli ke papa mujhe bula rahe hain. Main abki baar usse nazren nahi mila pa raha tha.
Halanki maine aur neeru didi ne kuchh bhi nahi kiya tha. Par fir bhi mujhe mehsus ho raha tha ke vini shayad kuchh soch na rahi ho.
Papa ne mujhse bas yeh puchhna tha ke koi kaam to pending nahi raha. Maine unhe bataya ke bas do char kaam aise reh gaye hain jo kal hi hone hain baki sab kaam ho gaye hain.
Meri baat sunkar papa bahut khush hue aur mujhe ab enjoy karne ke liye bola. Main side mein khada soch raha tha ke waise to chalo khushi ki baat hai ke neeru didi ko achha rishta mil gaya hai par mere hath se chut to nikal hi gayi hai na.
To us din jitna asan main soch raha tha chut milna utna bhi asan nahi hai kyunki pehle mummy ne mere aage papa ke city mein na rehne wali condition laga di. Ab didi ki shadi ki wajah se didi bhi mujhse door ho gayi.
Jab main yeh sab soch raha tha to shayad vini mujhe dekh rahi thi wo mere paas aayi aur mujhse bolne lagi.
Vini...kya hua bhai kab se dekh rahi hun tum kisi soch mein dube hue ho. Kya tum is rishte se khush nahi ho.
Main...arey kya baat karti ho chhutki, main bhala apni behan ke itne achhi jagah rishta hone par khush kyun nahi hunga.
Vini...main kab se tumhe dekh rahi hun. Tum kuchh bujhe bujhe se ho bhai. Koi baat hai man mein to tum mujhse share kar sakte ho.
Main...main sach keh raha hun vini aisi koi baat nahi hai. Waise bhi agar kuchh hoga to main apni pyari behan se hi share karunga. Aur tum vishvas karo main is rishte se bahut khush hun.
Maine dekha meri baat sunkar vini muskura rahi thi. Mujhe us par kafi pyar aaya to maine use gale laga liya. Aur aap log mera yakin mano us wakt mere man mein apni chhoti behan ke liye koi bhi doosre khyal nahi aaye.
Fir ham dono apne apne kaam mein lag gaye. Use apni behan ke saath time bitana tha to mujhe market ka kuchh kaam yaad aa gaya. Kaam karne ko akela main hi to ladka tha.
Oh haan yaad aya ek aur ladka bhi to hai….Mr. Manav...par nahi yaar wo badi company mein manager hai. To wo kaam thode karega kuchh. To kaam ke liye reh gaya akela main. Par chalo itna to apni pyari behan ke liye karna banta hi hai.
Mujhe akela jaate dekh papa mere saath ho liye halanki maine bahut mana kiya ke kaam najdik hi hona hai par papa kahan manne wale the. Wo mere saath ho liye. Ration ka thoda sa samaan tha wo lekar ham wapis aaye to sab log DJ par dance shuru kar chuke the.
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