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Ek gunda—yaar....ye to sab janta hai....hahahahaha...tab to isse dosti karni hi padegi

Raj—mujhse dosti karoge....?


Raand Se Dosti, Lund Ko Khatra

Daaru Se Dosti, Lever Ko Khatra
Saand Se Dosti, Gaand Ko Khatra
Mujhse Dosti Karoge.... ?


2nd gunda—sale teri itni himmat….

Raj—vahi ruk ja warna
“Yahi Se Lund Phenk Kar Marunga Na To Sidhe Ja Kar Teri Maa Ke Bhosde Me Ghusega, Aur Tera Baap Teri Maa Ko Bina Chode hi Free Fokat Me Phir Se Baap Ban Jayega.”

Ab aage……

Deepak (jor se)—teri itni majal…hame maa ki gali deta hai…..shayad tune inspector deshraj ka naam nahi suna…agar jaan jata ki main uska bhai hu to dekhte hi pant me moot deta sale…ab dekh main kaise tere samne iss Sali dimple ki gaand marta hu…..aur mere dost teri gaand marenge…hihihihi

Dimple (ghabra kar)—raj..ye kya kar raha hai…jaldi se mafi mang le deepak se…

Deepak vaha se uth kar mere paas aaya aur sidhe dimple ka hath pakad liya aur usko uthane laga.....ye dekh mera dimag ab poori tarah se kharab ho gaya.

Raj—hath chhod.....

Uske sathi—hahahahahaha

Raj (jor se)—suna nahi...maine kaha....hath chhod

Deepak—achcha...agar nahi chhoda to kya kar lega..... ?

Raj (gusse me)—teri aur tere bhai deshraj dono ki maa chod dunga.

Deepak (gusse me)—kya.....maha tune... ? ye maaro re iss harami ko….

Raj (chutki bajate huye)—Jaha ho vahi ruk jaoo
“Koi Gaandu Gaand Nahi Hilayega.”

Lekin unn madarchodo ko na manna tha aur na maane….hocky kit lekar doud pade meri oor…..maine vahi paas me rakhi do cold drinks ki bottle utha liya….jaise hi unhone hath upar kiya mujhe maarne ke liye to maine kinare ho kar do ke sir me bottle phod diya…aur ek ki gaand me laat to dusre ki gardan me ek mukka jor se ragad diya….dono dhadam se muh ke bal niche gir kar khoon ki ulti karne lage kyon ki kaanch ke tukde unke chehre par ghus gaye the.

Jisse unka dhyan dard hone ki vajah se mujh par se hat gaya…maine turant baju me rakhi table pakad kar baki dono ke upar patak di..jisse vo dono niche gir gaye.

Unke niche girte hi maine ek hocky chhuda kar de dana dan pitna chalu kar diya charo ko….apne sathiyo ko maar khate dekh kar deepak ne revolver nikal li aur fire kar diya lekin goli mere kandhe ko touch karte huye nikal gayi.

Dimple (jor se)—rajjjjjjjj

Raj (kandha sahlate huye)—teri maa ko chodu..madarchod

Maine vahi hocky kit jor se uske rovolver wale hath par kas ke mara to vo chhitak kar door phisal gayi ….usne apna tamancha uthane ke liye tezi se lapka lekin tab tak main uske paas pahuch gaya uske pairo me apni taang phansa ke gira diya.

Aur phir ghasit kar usko bhi uske dosto ke paas le aaya aur laat ghoonso ki barsat kar di unke upar…. canteen me bheed jama ho gayi thi lekin koi chu cha tak nahi kar raha tha….dimple aur uski saheliya to muh phade hairani se dekhe ja rahi thi.

Raj (gusse me)—kya bol raha tha madarchod…..gaand marega….ruk abhi batata hu tujhe ki gaand kaise marte hain….?

Main lohe ka koi pipe ya sariya talashne laga idhar udhar….tab tak deepak ne jaldi se apna mobile nikal kar kisi ko number lagane laga…mujhe jaise hi awaz sunayi di doud kar maine uske hath par jor se kood gaya jisse mobile to chaknachur hua hi vo dard se chillane laga.

Tabhi mujhe cycle khadi dikhi canteen ke ek kone me…maine doud kar uski chain khich ke nikal li….ye dekhte hi unn sabhi ki gaand phat gayi…vo sabhi college ke andar bhage..main bhi chain liye unke piche doud chala.

Bhagte huye maine ground se do chote patthar uthaye aur vahi se phenk ke mara to ek ja kar deepak ke sir me tannnn se jor se laga…aur vaha se khoon bahne laga…lekin vo madarchod gir ke turant utha aur phir bhagne laga.

Pancho bhagte huye principal cabin me ghus gaye aur andar se darwaja band karne lage tabhi maine ek laat maar ke darwaja khol diya….sabhi principal se bachane ki bheekh mangne lage.

Deepak—sir, hame bacha lo, ye hame jaan se maar dega.

Principal—maine police ko phone kar diya hai,…..(jor se)--ye mr. tumhari himmat kaise huyi college me ghus kar maar peet karne ki….?

Raj (gusse me)—tadaaaaakkkkkkk…….tu hi hai na iss college ka principal madarchod…teri maa ko chodu

Principal—dekho tamiz se baa……..

Raj—tadakkkkkkk.....tamiz se baat karu tujhse madarchod....tadaaakkkk...tamiz se..hmmmm.... tadaaakkkkk

Principal ke naak muh se khoon ki nadi bahne lagi.....maine chain ko majbooti se pakad kar unn sabhi ki sata sat dhunayi shuru kar kar di....kisi ke naak se khoon bah raha tha, to kisi ke muh se, to kisi ke kaan se.....

Sathi—hame maaf kar do.....chhod do...nahi to ab hum mar jayenge....aaaaaa...maaaaa.....ab mattt... marooo...aaaaaa...pls

Raj—sirf ek shart par chhodunga.

Charo—hame manzoor hai....bas hame chhod do...

Deepak—aaaaaa….mera bhai tumhe aur dimple ko chhodega nahi…aaaaaaaaaa

Raj—tadaaakkkk….tadaaakkkkk……teri maa ko chodu madarchod...
”Tere Sharir Mein Itna Khoon Nahi Hoga, Jitna Saand Ek Baar Mein Moot Deta Hai..”

Charo—nahiii hame nahi…hum ab aur maar nahi kha sakte……tum jaisa kahoge hum karne ko taiyar hain….

Raj—to theek hai……tum charo me se do log iss madarchod deepak ki gaand maroge aur do log sale ka muh me lund ghused ke chodoge…chalo shuru ho jaooo

Principal—ye tum sahi nahi …aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Raj—madarchod…chinta mat kar..iske baad teri bhi gaand ka number ayega.

Principal (pair pakad)—nahiii…nahiii…mujhe jane dooo….main tumhare pair padta huuu

Raj (gusse me)—tum logo ne suna nahi maine kya kaha…..? ki phir se dhunayi shuru karu….? Chal be principal hath pakad iss madarchod ke....aur tum chalu karo...main film banaunga….(jor se)—chalu karoo madarchodo…tumhari maa ko chodu

Deepak (darte huye)—nahiii…ye tum log kya kar rahe ho…….salo mere kapde kyo utar rahe ho…..? chhod do mujhe… aaaaaa

Charo—maaf karna yaar….hame apni jaan jyada pyari hai

Principal—aur mujhe bhi

Principal ne deepak ka hath pakad liya…jabki dusra hath to vaise hi uska toot chuka tha…..charo ne jaldi jaldi usko nanga kar ke do logo ne ek sath uski gaand me thook laga ke lund pel diya….to do logo ne muh me….dard se uski halat kharab hone lagi…..deepak ki gaand se khoon ki dhara bah chali…lekin dono satasat pelne me lage rahe…vahi haal muh ka bhi tha bechara dard me chilla tak nahi sakta tha.

Raj—maine kaha tha na….Saand Se Dosti, Gaand Ko Khatra......dekh le mujhse dosti karne ki soch kar dal di na apni gaand khatre me....madarchodo, jitna tezi se maroge utni jaldi chhutti milegi.

Maine chain lekar sabke upar jor se phir se thok diya….iss baar unn charo ki speed mast satasat badh gayi….aur main chair me baith kar unki video mobile me banane laga.

Raj—chalo be ab round change karo…piche wale aage jaooo…aage wale piche..

Turant charo ne apni jagah change kar li….muh se lund nikalte hi deepak dard me jor se cheekh utha…. lekin phir se do logo ne uske muh me ek sath apne apne lund thoons diye…aur phir se uski gaand aur muh ki pelayi shuru ho gayi.

Raj—tujhe gaand maarne ka bahut shouk tha na….ab pata chala ki gaand kaise mari jati hai…..?

Aur phir agle aadha ghante tak deepak ki cheekhe uske muh ke andar hi goonjti rahi……vo dard se chhat patata raha…akhir sab jhad gaye…..uski gaand aur muh uske apne hi sathiyo ke veerya se labalab bhar gayi.

Raj—aur ek baat agar tum logo me se kisi ne bhi bahar apni juban kholi to ye video market me release ho jayega..phir to aage kya hoga ye tum sab khud hi jante ho……aur sabse important baat…aaj ke baad iss saand se panga kabhi mat lena....mera ek hi usool hai
"Na Appointment, Na Commitment, Only Punishment"

Deepak –aaaaaaaahhhh…… vo video delete kar do..pls….nahi to main kisi ko muh dikhane ke kabil nahi rahunga…ls

Raj—maine kaha na…jab tak tum sab ki juban band hai….ye video bhi band rahega….ab apne kapde pahno aur niklo bahar aur sun be lawde…koun koun hai tere ghar me….?

Deepak—mummy, papa, bhaiya aur bhabhi aur main

Raj—mummy aur bhabhi ki kya umar hai…..?

Deepak—mummy ki 58 saal aur bhabhi ki 22 saal…

Raj—Kya naam hai teri bhabhi ka…?

Deepak—Arti….lekin ye kyo puch rahe ho….?

Raj—general knowledge ke liye puchna padta hai….apna ye haal dekh kar ye to samajh hi gaya hoga jab maine teri ye halat ki hai to tere bhai ki kaisi halat karunga……? chal ab phoot yaha se….

Sab apna apna muh saaf kar ke langdate huye vaha se bahar nikal gaye…sab se buri halat deepak ki thi, usse to chala tak nahi ja raha tha

Raj—abe o principal…tere ghar me koun koun hai…?

Principal—mere alawa, meri biwi aur do ladkiya hain.

Raj—shadi ho gayi unki….?

Principal—abhi nahi…ek abhi 11th me padhti hai aur dusri ki shadi ke liye ladka dhoond raha hu.

Raj—dhoondne ki kya jarurat hai…damad tere samne baitha hai aur tu yaha vaha talash kar raha hai…..vaise bhi shadi ke baad do cheeze hi to important hoti hain…ek suhagrat aur dusra bachcha…..tu aisa kar usko kuch din ke liye mere paas bhej dena…tera shadi ka kharcha bach jayega….suhagrat bhi ho jayegi aur bachcha bhi mil jayega…itni mahgayi me shadi ke jhanjhat me padne se to achcha hai.

Principal—(chup)

Raj—ok, abhi chalta hu….kal ghar aunga sab ko bata dena ki damad ji aa rahe hain..samajh gaya na

Main bhi bahar aa gaya....dekha to bahar ground me police khadi thi….lekin deshraj nahi tha….sab se puch tachh kar rahe the, mere vaha pahuchne tak vo vapis lout gaye….mujhe sakushal dekhte hi dimple aa kar mere gale se lag gayi aur kya hoth aur kya gaal sab jagah chipchipa kar diya.

Dimple—tu theek to hai na…..? dikha mujhe goli kaha lagi hai….?

Raj—mujhe kuch nahi hua…sab theek hai…..vaise ye police wale kutte kya bol rahe the….?

Dimple—dekh kitna khoon bah raha hai aur kahta hai ki kuch nahi hua hai.

Mere mana karne ke baad bhi vo nahi mani aur apna rumal nikal ke pahle to khoon saf kiya aur phir apne dupatte ko phad ke vaha baandh diya.

Dimple—lekin kamal hai kisi ne bhi tumhara nam nahi liya...yaha tak ki deepak aur uske dosto ne bhi tumhara naam nahi liya…aisa kyo….? Kya kiya tumne unke sath….?

Raj—gaand maar li maine unki….ab vo jindagi bhar kisi ko pareshan nahi karenge.

Babita—kya hum bhi dost ban sakte hain…?

Raj—jarur…jarur kyo nahi….lekin dosti karne ke baad kuch lena dena to hoga na…?

Babita—sure

Raj—
“Tumhara Hardware, Software Ban Jayega” vaise agar free ho to shaam ko picture dekhne chale….?

Dolly—jarur….
"Don’t fear come near, put my jawani ka scooter in third gear"

Dimple (gusse me)—nahi iski koi jarurat nahi hai....aur tum kaan khol kar sun lo....raj se door hi rahna, samjhi....unhhh.. dekhte hi muh se laar tapakne lagi….ab chal pahle doctor ke paas

Raj—iski koi jarurat nahi hai…..ye mamuli chot hai.… sab chalta rahta hai.

Dimple—bilkul nahi…ok bye friends

Babita—bye…raj shaam ko intazar karungi..bye

Dimple—muh noch lungi tera

Iske baad hum college se nikal kar doctor ke paas gaye...jaha accident ka bata kar malham patti karayi.... uske baad maine ek naya mobile kharida aur hotel me nasta karne ke baad bus pakad ke vapis gaon lout aaya.

Dimple (raste me)—raj thanks...meri help karne ke liye.....agar tum nahi hote to mera kya hota... ? tum sach me bahut achche ho…..sirf ek burayi hai tujh me…vo sab chhod kyo nahi dete tum…..?

Raj—kuch nahi hota….mere andar burayi hi burayi hai…..lekin koi mere se jude logo par buri nazar daale to mujhse bardast nahi hota…..bur chodna meri kamjori hai…bur ke bina main ek bhi din nahi rah sakta…(dhire se)...khud to deti nahi aur jo kuch yaha vaha se main jugad karta hu pet bharne ke liye, vo bhi chhodne ko kah rahi hai.

Dimple—tumhe meri chahiye na... ? to le lo.....aaj se dimple tumhari huyi....mera ye tan, mera ye mann.... sab kuch tere hawale karti hu....tujhe jo karna hai kar mere sath, main aaj se tujhe nahi rokungi.

Raj—rahne de...mujhe bheekh nahi chahiye

Dimple—ye bheekh nahi hai, raj....I really love you.....pasand to main tumhe bachpan se karti aa rahi thi, lekin pyar ka ehsaas aaj hua hai....jab tumhe aaj meri izzat ki khatir apni jaan ki parwah kiye bina unn haramiyo se ladte dekha to mere dil ne kaha ki dimple yahi hai sachcha pyar, ...mujhe apni inn majboot baaho me samet lo raj...main teri hona chahti hu, hamesha hamesha ke liye....phir bhi agar tujhe koi shak hai to abhi issi waqt kisi bhi khet me lita kar mera kuwarapan le le...main ufff tak nahi karungi.

Raj—chal..chal...gaon aane wala hai....aur sun raat me tu mere room me aa jana..sab ke so jane ke baad...phir tere pyar ko achche se check kaunga.

Dimple—theek hai...main intazar karungi raat ke uss pal ka.

Raj—theek hai ab tu ghar ja…main thoda khet me mama se mil ke aata hu.

Dimple—theek hai jaldi aana.

Gaon me pahuch kar maine dimple ko ghar bhej diya aur khud chup chap khisak liya jyoti se milne uske ghar….vaise jyoti ki halat bhi kal se kuch theek nahi thi….farm house se loutne ke baad uska dil bhi bagawat karne par utar aaya tha…seene me meetha meetha dard uthne laga tha.
 

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Gakab ka update tha bhai. Saand ki khurak tayaar ho rahi he. Thakur ne kya plan banaya he jyoti ko pakadne ka dekte he. To desraj ka bhai deepak bhi saan ke lapete me aa gya ab. Aur bhai kya dailog mare he last me sand ne kasam se siti baja di mene to ghar par.
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