Incest SAAND

[kingxlegion]

Suoerb
Update bhai... lots of l9ve waiting for next

 

[firefox420]

lagta hai .. Raj ko kuch jyaada he tagda chakkar aaya hai .. isi liye aaj update nahi aaya .. ya fir Sheetal ne fir 2-3 haath raseed kar diye honege ...

 

[Xfan]

Nicr bhai ab delhete hai kya plan banaya minakshi aur raj ne...
Aur ye achanak sir dard kucch samajh nahi aa raha kucch lafada to nahi haina...
Aur ye delhi tour kucch hajam nahi ho raha...
Idher chodu gang bhi plan tayar karkr baithi hai...

Aur next Minakshi ki suhagraat to phir kiske sath hogi...
Kya apne hero ke saath lekin wo to delhi jaa raha hai yaa phir kisi aut ke saath...
Dekhate hai kya hota hai to...

 

[Xfan]

Waiting fot next...

 

[prem pujari]

bhai mail kardena mere paa

 

[Nadan Dill]

wating new upbate bhaii

 

[Sp bala]

SAAND
UPDATE- 179​

Malti—aaaahahhhhh….theek hai..agar tera mann iss umar me mujhe phir se maa banane ka hai to main jarur tere bachche paida karungi..rajjj…akhir tum ab mere pati ho……aaahhhh…. mujhe chod chod kar mujhe apne bachcho ki maa banana tumhara adhikar hai rajjjj…lekin sab tumhe hi sambhalna padega aage sab ko….aaahhhhh

Maine maa ki chuchi ko dono hatho se daboch kar unke upar jhuk gaya aur hoth chuste huye toofani speed se maa ki bur ko chodne laga…thodi hi der me mere lund se lambi lambi pichkariya nikal kar maa ki bur ke bhitar unki bachchedani ko bharne lagi…itne salo baad apni bur me garam garam veerya ki dhar girte hi maa bhi khud ko nahi sambhal payi aur vo mere sath hi jhad gayi.

Main maa ke upar hi let kar apne lund ko unki bur me nitharta raha..aur phir unse chipak kar let gaya….subah jab meri ankh khuli to samne dekhte hi main hadbada gaya.

Ab aage…….

Samne sheetal didi khadi mujhe gusse se dekh rahi thi…mujhe samajhte der nahi lagi ki ye sheetal didi hi hain kyon ki sadhana mujhe aise gusse se kabhi nahi dekhegi….maa ka pata nahi kab uth kar chali gayi thi mere paas se.

Sheetal (daant kar)—ye kya kumbh karan ki tarah so raha hai…? Itna bhi dhyan nahi hai ki aaj ghar me shadi hai.. kuch kaam bhi ho sakta hai..

Raj—vo maine maa se kaha to tha ki mujhe subah jaldi utha dena…lekin maa ne uthaya hi nahi…

Sheetal—maa ki tabiyat kharab kaise ho gayi…? Vo langda kyo rahi hai…?

Raj—mujhe kya pata…? Main raat bhar jaag thodi hi na raha tha ki mujhe malum hoga…

Sheetal—idiot…le pakad apni coffee…aur phir jaldi se fresh ho kar nasta karne aa jana samajha..jyada time laga to soch lena..

Raj—didi, ab main sp ho gaya hu…kuch to meri post ka lihaz kiya karo…jab dekho mujhe daant-ti rahti ho..aise me meri post ki insult hoti hai…

Sheetal—achcha, ye to maine socha hi nahi tha….yahi ruk..main abhi apni chappal le kar aati hu…

Raj (hadbada kar)—kyaaaa…chappal…..?

Didi ke jate hi Main jaldi se coffee pi kar bahar aa gaya kyon ki subah subah main chappal se pit kar muhurt kharab nahi karna chahta tha aur fresh hone gaya to bathroom khali hi nahi tha…to maine socha ki chal ke maa ko hi dekh leta hu…lekin maa mehmano ke paas baithi huyi thi to main bhi unke paas hi chala gaya.

Kanchan—uth gaya mera beta…ja nasta kar le…

Raj—haan bua, pahle fresh ho lu..lekin abhi bathroom khali hi nahi hai..

Kanchan—haan vo sarika gayi hai abhi nahane ko….tu ek kaam kar na…vo aa jaye to chale jana..

Raj—theek hai bua….(malti ki taraf dekh kar)..maa, didi kah rahi thi ki tumhari tabiyat theek nahi hai…kya hua…?

Malti (mushkura kar)—hmmm, vo thoda bathroom me fisal gayi thi…(mann me)..sab teri raat ki kartoot ki vajah se hai ki mujhse chalte bhi nahi ban raha hai, abhi tak vaha par dard hai.)

Raj—chalo, chalo main doctor ko dikha lata hu..

Malti—nahi, iski koi jarurat nahi hai..(mann me)..tere sath gayi to tu mujhe bilkul hi apang kar dega…do char din to ab main kuch karwane ki halat me nahi hu.

Raj—nahi maa, chalo taiyar ho jao...kahi jyada bigad gayi tabiyat to…?

Pushpa—haan bhabhi chali jao na raj ke sath…

Malti—iski ab koi jarurat nahi hai didi....sheetal ne dard door karne wali goli de di thi khane ko…ab araam hai…raj, tum ek kaam karna, apne fufa ji ke sath bazar chale jana…kuch shadi ka samaan kharidna baki rah gaya hai…

Raj—theek hai maa.

Main vaha se uth kar sadhana se milne chala gaya lekin vaha sheetal didi bhi baithi thi..aur sath me minakshi didi apni kuch saheliyo ke sath thi..mujhe dekhte hi didi phir bhadak uthi.

Sheetal (daant kar)—maine tujhe fresh hone ko kaha tha na…abhi tak aise hi ghum raha hai..

Raj—abhi bathroom khali nahi hai….phir mujhe fufa ji ke sath market bhi jana hai to socha ki sadhana ko kuch mangwana to nahi hai, isliye puchne chala aaya…

Sheetal (muh bana kar)—use jo bhi jarurat hogi, main dekh lungi…tujhe chinta karne ki jarurat nahi hai..(mann me).. mujhse nahi puchta ki kya chahiye…? Uski itni fikra hone lagi isko..

Minakshi didi meri taraf tension bhari udas nazro se dekh rahi thi…lekin mera dhyan to sadhana ki taraf tha, vo bhi mujhe hi dekh rahi thi…maine usko ishare se apne piche aane ka bol kar vaha se bahar aa gaya…sadhna mera ishara samajh kar uthne lagi to sheetal didi ne taang ada di..

Sheetal—kya hua…kaha ja rahi ho…?

Sadhana—bas abhi aati hu…vo minakshi ko dene ke liye mujhe kuch gift manwana hai to raj ko bol deti hu..

Sheetal—tum yahi baitho..main bol dungi usko…

Sadhana—theek hai….(purse se paise nikal kar)…ye raj ko de dena..

Sheetal—iski jarurat nahi hai…hamara jo kuch bhi hai, usme tumhara bhi utna hi haq hai jitna ki mera…tum koi parayi nahi ho..

Sadhana—lekin…

Sheetal (beech me hi)—(gale laga kar)..koi lekin vekin nahi…..main bol dungi raj ko…

Main bahar khade ho kar sadhna ke bahar nikalne ka intazar karta raha..lekin vo jab nahi aayi to main fresh hone ke liye bathroom ke paas ja kar darwaja khatkhatane laga…

Raj (mann me)—ye sadhana bhi na..mere bulane par bhi nahi aayi…jarur sheetal didi ne aane nahi diya hoga…ye didi bhi na, meri janam kundli me saanp ki tarah kundli maar ke baith gayi hain.

“Do minute ruko, khol rahi hu..kapde to pahan lu.” Andar se sarika ne jawab diya.

Thodi hi der me darwaja khula to khulte hi main andar ghus gaya.....andar sarika apni saree pahan rahi thi to bas usko dekhta hi rah gaya…sarika ekdam mast lag rahi thi…mujhe bathroom ke andar khade dekh kar vo bhi sakpaka gayi pahle.

Raj (upar se niche tak dekh kar)—wow.. ! beautiful...what a sexy..

Sarika (sakpaka kar)—kyaa... ?

Raj—nahi..kuch nahi...main to ye kah raha tha ki upar wale ne badi hi fursat me banaya hai aap ko....kaash aap bua ki nanad nahi hoti to...

Sarika—to kya... ?

Raj—to main aap se shadi kar leta..vaise abhi bhi kuch nahi bigda..sochta hu aap ko bhaga le jau kahi ...

Sarika (sharma kar)—kuch bhi bolte ho tum raj...

Raj—sachchi, aap bahut khubsurat ho….aap ke liye special kapde launga aaj, jo aap ki khubsurti me chaar chaand laga denge….

Sarika (sharmate huye)—tum nahao..main chalti hu..

Raj—ek minute suniye to…

Sarika—(darwaje ke paas ruk kar)..kyaaa….?

Raj—kam se kam apna size to bata do…

Sarika—kyaaa…?

Raj—aap ke liye kapde lana hai na….size malum hoga tabhi to ekdam fitting ke launga na….main chahta hu ki aap aur bhi sundar dikho..

Sarika ne meri baat ka koi jawab nahi diya aur sharmate huye vaha se bhag gayi…uske jate hi maine darwaja band kar ke lower utar kar nanga ho gaya…chaddi to akhiri bar maine kab pahni thi, yaad hi nahi hai…shower chalu kar ke nahane laga…Tabhi koi darwaja knock karne laga...main to full nanga ho kar naha raha tha, aisi halat me darwaja kholna to possible tha nahi.

Raj—koun hai…?

“Vo..mere kuch kapde bathroom me hi rah gaye hain…thoda khol do to main apne kapde le lu.” Bahar se sarika ki awaz aayi.

Awz sunte hi main samajh gaya ki ye sarika hai…maine bathroom me nazar daudayi to hanger me mujhe uski bra aur panty ke sath sath saree, peticot tange huye dikh gaye jo ki geele the…khair saree peticot se mujhe kya lena dena tha to albatta maine uski bra aur panty ko utha liya aur dekhne laga…

Bra ka size 34’’ dekh kar dil khush ho gaya…panty me samne bur ke paas safed daag bana hua tha jo kafi dark tha..shayad isiliye dhone ke baad bhi nahi chhuta tha…main uss daag ko gaur se dekhne laga…lund apne poore ufaan par aa gaya bur ka khyal mann me ubharte hi.

Sarika—raj, darwaja kholo na…

Raj—haan, khol raha hu..

Maine uski bra aur panty ko apne lund par taang diya aur phir upar se towel lapet liya…towel lapetne par bhi vaha ka hissa tambu ki tarah utha hua tha….phir maine darwaja khola…sarika andar aate hi apne kapde wali jagah par dekhne lagi aur maine mouke ka fayda utha kar door lock kar diya….jaise hi use darwaja band hone ka ehsaas hua to vah hadbada gayi.

Sarika—ye…ye..darwaja kyo lock kar diya….?

Raj—vo to hawa se apne aap hi band ho gaya hai..maine thode hi band kiya hai…

Sarika ki nazar towel ke andar mere khade lund par aa kar ruk gayi….uski upar ki saans upar aur niche ki saans niche hi rah gayi…dil tezi se dhadakne laga…usko aise apne lund ko ghurte dekh kar mere chehre par mushkurahat aa gayi.

Raj (dhire se)—pasand aaya…? Chahiye kya.... ?

Sarika (sakpaka kar)—kkk...kyaa... ?

Raj (mushkura kar)—vahi..kapde....kyo..aap kya samjhi thi... ?

Sarika (niche dekhte huye)—kkk..kuch nahi.....yaha to sirf do hi kapde hain...mere baki kapde kaha hain... ?

Raj—baki ke kapde to aapne pahan liye honge....ek bar check kar ke dekh lo...pahne hain ki nahi.... ?

Sarika—main yaha hanger me tange kapdo ki baat kar rahi hu...

Raj—kyo..aur koun se kapde the saree aur peticot ke alawa.... ?

Sarika—vo...vo...do kapde aur bhi the inke sath me....vo nahi mil rahe...main yahi rakh ke le jana bhul gayi thi jaldi jaldi me..

Raj—ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki jaldi jaldi me aap ne vo kapde pahan liye ho... ? ek bar check to kar lo...

Sarika—geele kapde bhala kyo pahanungi…?

Sarika abhi bhi chor nazro se beech beech me mere lund ko dekh leti thi aur khade khade apne dono pair aapas me ragad rahi thi…main uski taraf badhne laga to vo hadbadane lagi aur piche hat kar deewar se tik gayi.

Sarika (dhire se)—raj, pls darwaja khol do…kisi ko malum chala ki main yaha tumhare sath bathroom me hu to sab mere baare me na jane kya kya sochenge….aur pls mere kapde de do…

Raj (paas aa kar dhire se)—koi kuch nahi sochega….koun se kapde nahi mil rahe aap ke…?

Sarika—mujhe nahi malum…main ja rahi hu..yaha se….

Raj (hath pakad ke)—aap ne meri baat ka jawab nahi diya.... ?

Sarika (dhire se)—raj, mujhe jane do...

Raj—chali jana, achcha yahi bata do...aap ko bhaga le jau..... ?

Sarika (dhire se)—main tumse umra me bahut badi hu, raj…hihihi…mere kapde de do pls..

Raj—chahiye kya….?

Sarika—kyaaa... ?

Raj—vahi jo aap itni der se dekh rahi ho...

Sarika (hadbada kar)—nn..nahi..main ne kuch nahi dekha...

Raj—phir bhi bata do...chahiye kya.... ?

Sarika (dhire se)—raj..hath chhodo..mujhe jane do..

Raj—pahle batao chahiye ki nahi….?

Sarika (lund ki taraf dekh kar)—(dhire se)…kyaa.... ?

Raj—kapde

Sarika—tum kapdo ki baat kar rahe the…?

Raj—hmmm…kyo aap kya samjhi thi….?

Sarika (sharam se)—kuch nahi..

Raj—to batao chahiye ki nahi….?

Sarika—chahiye, tabhi to aayi hu….pls..de do na…

Raj—main to de hi dunga aap ko…lekin pahle aap mujhe apni to de do…

Sarika (chounk kar)—kyaaa….?

Raj—mera matlab hai ki apne size ka naap de do mujhe..tabhi to main aap ke liye bazar se kapde la kar dunga na… pata nahi aap kya samajh rahi thi…? Kuch aur bhi chahiye tha kya…?

Sarika—mmm..mujhe kuch nahi chahiye…bas mere kapde de do..

Raj—tabhi to bol raha hu ki pahle aap mujhe, apni de do …matlab apne size ka naap..

Sarika (sharma kar)—mere vo kapde to tumhare paas hi hain…khud hi dekh lo..

Raj—ab mujhe kya pata ki vo kapde aap ke fitting ke hain bhi ya nahi….kaho to main khud hi apne hath se check kar lu..?

Sarika (dhire se)—mujhe jane do…phir akele me check karte rahna…

Raj—akele me kyo, yahi check kar leta hu…

Itna kah kar main sarika ke aur karib ho gaya aur uske upar jhukne laga to vo sakpakane lagi…maine hath badha ke usko kamar se pakad ke apni taraf khich liya.

Sarika (hadbadate huye)—rajjj….ye galat hai…pls jane do mujhe….agar kisi ko malum chal gaya to main kahi ki nahi rahungi.. pls..rajj..

Raj (kaan me)—mere hote huye kisi ki himmat nahi hai aap ko kuch bolne ki…aap daro mat…

Maine dhire se uske kaan ko chum liya jisse vo ekdam se sihar gayi….aur ankhe band kar li…main samajh gaya ki ye bhi chudna to chahti hai bas duniya aur samaaz se darti hai….kaan se chumte huye main uske gaalo tak aa gaya aur phir uske kaamp rahe hotho par apne hotho ki mohar laga di…..hotho ko chumte hi sarika jor se mujhse khud hi chipak gayi.

Hotho ko chuste huye mera ek hath uski kamar se hote huye gaand par pahuch gaya aur uske dono golo ko daba daba kar unka jayza lene me laga jabki dusra hath blouse ke upar pahuch kar uski chuchiyo ko halke halke masalne laga.

Main abhi kuch aur aage karta ki tabhi bahar se sheetal didi ki awaz aane lagi jisse sarika ne ghabra kar mujhe dhakka de diya.. Iss chakkar me meri towel ke andar lund me tangi uski bra panty niche gir gayi…sarika ki nazar jaise hi unn par padi to vo uthane ke liye niche jhuki magar usse pahle hi maine utha liya.

Sarika (dhire se)—raj, de do na..dekho..sheetal bhi idhar hi aa rahi hai pls..

Raj (panty dikhate huye)—pahle batao ki ye daag kis cheez ka hai…?

Sarika (sharma kar)—mujhe nahi malum..

“arey vo kumbh karan, bathroom me hi so gaya kya phir se…? chal jaldi se bahar nikal, mujhe bhi nahana hai.” Iss bar bilkul darwaje ke paas se sheetal didi ki awaz aayi.

Didi ki awaz sunte hi sarika aur bhi jyada darr gayi..usne mere hath se apni panty ko jhapatne ki koshish ki to maine hath piche khich liya…to usne jaldi se darwaja khola aur tezi se bahar bhag gayi…mera durbhagya ki sheetal didi vahi darwaje ke paas hi khadi thi.

Sarika ko bathroom se nikal kar bhagte dekh sheetal didi ke kaan turant khade ho gaye….vo ekdam shocked ho kar kabhi bathroom ko to kabhi sarika ko bhagte huye dekh rahi thi.

Aur phir agle hi pal vo dandanate huye bathroom me ghus aayi….aur andar aate hi jab unhone mere hatho me bra panty dekhi to unka poora chehra gusse se tamtama gaya…lund bhi madarchod ‘ jhanda ooncha rahe hamara’ ki tarz par sir uthaye khada tha..jisse sheetal didi aur bhi jyada bhadak gayi.

Sheetal (gusse me)—chatttaaakkkk……kya kar raha tha uske sath andar….?

Raj (hadbada kar)—kkkk…kis ke sath….? Mmm…main to..bbb..bas…naha…raha tha..

Sheetal (gusse me)—achcha, tu do ghante se uske sath andar ghuse naha raha tha…? Chatttaaakkkk…maine tujhe mana kiya tha na ki usse door rahna..kya kar raha tha….?

Raj (gaal sahlate huye)—kkkkk…kuch bhi to nahi kar raha tha….

Sheetal (gusse me)—ye tere hath me kya hai…..?

Maine hadbada kar jaise hi apne hatho ki taraf dekha to chounk gaya kyon ki mere ek hath me sarika ki bra to dusre hath me uski panty thi, jisse main apne gaal sahla raha tha…maine jaldi se dono ko ek taraf phenk diya….lund to gaal me thappad padte hi darr kar chupchap turant baith gaya tha.

Raj (chounk kar)—mmmm…ye…ye… meri nahi hain….kasam se…

Sheetal (gusse me)—main yahi darwaje par khadi hu…jaldi se naha ke bahar nikal…..phir batati hu aaj tujhe…

Raj (mann me)—madarchod..iss lund ne pareshan kar diya hai..lagta hai ki madarchod ko kaat ke phenk du….maza ye leta hai madarchod aur saza gaalo ko bhugatni padti hai…

Maine jaldi se apna lower uthaya aur vaha se bahar chala gaya…fresh hone ke baad bina fufa ji ke sath market jane laga to tabhi mujhe kuch yaad aaya.

Raj (mann me)—didi, iss samay nahane gayi hain…iska matlab ki jo bahar hai, vo meri sadhana hai…jaldi se apni jaan ki ek pappy le leta hu…

Rama Kant—raj beta, chalo na…phir lout kar baraat ki taiyari bhi to karni hai…

Raj—haan fufa ji…bas do minute..abhi aaya..

Main bhag kar andar gaya minakshi ke room me jaha sadhna bhi baithi huyi thi minakshi ke paas aur maa bhi…ye dekh kar main nirash ho gaya ki pappy lene ka koi chance nahi milne wala.

Raj—sadhna tum bhi chalo na mere sath market…

“Tu phir se aa gaya, ruk abhi batati hu tujhe.” Jise main sadhana samajh raha tha vo sheetal didi nikli.

Raj (shocked)—didi..aap…? lekin aap to nahane gayi thi na…?

Sheetal—tujhe isse matlab…mera mann..pahle usko bhej diya..main baad me nahaungi..

Raj (nirash)—theek hai..main chalta hu..

Sheetal—sun..market se sadhana ke liye kuch kapde aur jwellery le aana aur mere liye bhi….uske paas kapde nahi hain pahanne ke liye….aur kuch gift bhi le lena minakshi ko dene ke liye sadhna ke vaste…. aur kisi se jhagda nahi karna aur phone chalu rahna chahiye..main phone karungi samjha..

Raj—hmm..theek hai..

Main phir vaha se nikal gaya….raste me firefox ko bhi sath me le kar fufa ji aur chacha ke sath market chala gaya…market pahuch kar fufa aur chacha samaan lene ke liye dukaan me ruk gaye jabki main firefox ke sath mall me aa gaya.

Market pahuch kar fufa aur chacha samaan lene ke liye dukaan me ruk gaye jabki main firefox ke sath mall me aa gaya.

Firefox—bhai, aap do din se kaha gayab ho agye the…?

Raj—ab kya batau yaar…pata nahi main kaise nashe ki halat me jaisalmer ke registan me pahuch gaya tha…dusre din subah pata chala ki main kaha hu…

Firefox—registan me…? Hahahahaha…vo didi raat bhar aap ko city me dhoond rahi thi…bechari kitna ro rahi thi aap ke liye….

Raj—hmmm…ye to hai bhai….meri didi ki yahi to khoobi hai….jab unke samne rahta hu to mujhse ladti rahti hain aur jab door hota hu to roti hain…..aur tumne didi ko kya bataya ki maine daru pi thi aur tum ko bhi pilayi thi…?

Firefox—to kya karta bhai….apni jaan sab ko pyari hoti hai….unko sach bata ke mujhe unke chappal thode hi khane the..vo aap ko hi mubarak ho…hihihihi

Raj—pata nahi yaar…main ab sp ban gaya hu…phir bhi meri post ka jara bhi khyal nahi karti hain..bas peetne lag jati hain mujhe jaise ki main koi kolhu ka bail hu…

Firefox—bail nahi saand ho aap….hihihihi

Main vahi mall me gaya tha jaha uss din jhagda hua tha isliye sabhi pahchanne lage the…mujhe dekhte hi manager khud hi bhag kar mere paas aa gaya.

Manager—aaiye sir…welcome sir…..kya lena hai sir….? Bata dijiye..main nikalwa deta hu…

Raj—vo to main bata hi dunga….manager sahab…lekin pahle ye to bataiye ki aap ke ghar me koun koun hain..?

Manager—vo kyo sahab…?

Raj—bas general knowledge ke liye…

Firefox (mann me)—lagta hai ki ye saand ab manager ke ghar par bhi chadhne wala hai…hihihi…?

Manager—mere ghar me mere alawa, meri biwi, aur do ladkiya hain…meri maa aur ek bahan bhi sath me hi rahti hain… kabhi aaiye na sir hamare ghar..coffee pine ke liye…meri badi beti bahut achcha banati hai…

Raj—koun si class me padhti hain ladkiya….?

Manager—badi wali BCA kar rahi hai aur choti wali 12th me hai….aur bahan ki shadi karne ke liye ladka dekh raha hu…

Raj—theek hai apna address bata do..kisi din jarur aaunga tumhare ghar…bhai inke ghar ka pata likh lo….aur sath me sab ke naam bhi likh lena….kya pata kab jarurat pad jaye…

Firefox (mushkura kar)—jarur bhai…

Manager (add likhane ke baad)—sir kya lenge…?

Raj—manager sahab..ek kaam kariye…aap ke mall me jo best quality ke kapde hain unme se 7 salwar suit pink colour ke aur 7 blue colour ke nikalwa dijiye…yahi colour bra aur panty ka bhi rahega..size 34-32-36….same yahi lahnga choli me hi hona chahiye….

Manager—ok sir..

Manager ne turant hi ek sales girl ko bula kar apne cabin se mere bataye naap aur colour ke kapde nikalwa kar mujhe de diye…maine paise dene chahe to usne nahi liye….firefox ne bhi apne liye kuch kapde le liye…

Manager—sir, ek bar jarur aana hamare ghar..main aapka intazar karunga sir..

Firefox—ayenge jarur ayenge…

Hum mall se nikal pade aur ek jwellery shop me ja kar teen diamond neckless liya aur vapis fufa ji ke paas jane laga ki tabhi meri nazar ek paan ki dukan ke paas khade ladke par gayi to maine gadi rok di….ye vahi ladka tha jise minakshi didi pyar karti hain aur jisse shadi na ho pane ki vajah se dukhi rahti hain…unhone apne mobile me mujhe iski photo bhi dikhayi thi….mere rukne ki main vajah ye thi ki uske sath me iss samay ek ladki bhi thi.

Firefox—kya hua bhai…yaha kyo rok diya aapne…?

Raj—yaar ek kaam karo…vo jo ladka dikh raha hai na…uski kundli nikalo ja kar….

Firefox—koi khas baat hai kya…?

Raj—pahle pata to karo…

Firefox—abhi karta hu…

Firefox (usko awaz laga kar)—ye lawde….idhar aa bhosdi ke…

Ladka (paas aa kar)—kya hai…aur gali kyo de rahe ho…?

Firefox—jitna puchu..utna jawab de...warna, piche se gaand me danda ghusedunga aur muh se nikalunga..samjaha..jhantu

Ladka—maine kiya hai sir... ?

Firefox—naam kya hai tera.... ?

Ladka—ji ankit..

Firefox—tere khilaf complain hai..ki tu ladkiyo ko pareshan karta hai...chal baith gadi me...

Ankit—ye jhuth hai…maine kisi ladki ko nahi chheda…

Firefox—achcha to phir tere sath vo ladki koun hai…?

Ankit—vo meri bahan hai..

Firefox—aur naam…

Ankit—ankita

Firefox—achcha…bhosdi ke..tu usko chodta nahi hai sale…?

Ankit—aap ye kaisi baat kar rahe hain sir, vo meri bahan hai..

Firefox—sale raat din usko chodta hai aur bolta hai ki bahan hai…chal thane madarchod.. baith gadi me..chal.chal..chal baith…andar sp sahab baithe hain, vahi teri khabar lenge ab dhang se….

Firefox ne ankit ko vahi khada kar ke uske sath wali ladki ko bhi awaz de kar vahi bula liya…jabki main bahar nikal kar uss pan ki dukan me ciggrette pine laga…cigrrette pite huye main meenu didi, rashmi, jyoti, kumkum, anuradha, vrinda, arti, thakurain, vandana, chhamiya, chodu gang aur shilpa se bari bari thodi thodi der tak baate karne me lag gaya.

Ladki—ji, kya kaam hai…?

Firefox—naam…?

Ladki—ankita…kyo kya kaam hai…?

Firefox—vahi ju tu karti hai…chudwayegi….?

Ankita (gussa hote huye)—tamiz se baat karo...

Firefox—tamiz se baat karu, to theek hai...to tamiz se hi karta hu.. .Mohtarma-e-aliya, ye nacheez banda aap ke jalwa-e-hushn ka shikar ho gaya hai.....aap ke mubarak paawon ke beech jo darwaja-e-jannat hai....usme ye nacheez apne auzar-e-ishq ki dakhila-e-gachagach ki ijazat chahta hai......mohtarma-e-aala, aap ki nawajish hogi........agar aap apna poora libas-e-chilman utar ke apne mubarak paawon ke darmiyan hamare nacheez auzar-e-ishq ko dakhila adaa farmaye....banda aap ke badan-e-makhmal ko apne badan-e-bekaraar se ghamasan malish-e-azim dete huye aap ke jannati darwaje ko bhitar tak apne ishq ke pani aab-e-lawda se gusal karana chahta hai.

Ankita (shocked)—main aap ki shikayat karungi…thane me..

Firefox—tera baap teri kitni tarif karta firta hai ki meri beti aisi hai..meri beti vaisi hai….aur tu iss ladke ke sath chudwati ghum rahi hai…sharam nahi aati tujhe…iss mariyal ladke se chudwate huye..anari chodaiya matlab bur ka satyanash..

Ankita (gusse se)—aap ko sharam nahi aati, aisa bolte huye…vo mera bhai hai…..bhaiyaaa …chalo yaha se…

Firefox—are ruk to…sun to pahle..

Lekin vo nahi ruki aur gusse me ankit ke paas ja kar uska hath pakad ke vaha se chali gayi … unke jate hi main bhi gadi ke paas aa gaya.

Raj—kya hua..kuch pata chala…?

Firefox—haan yaar..vo dono bhai bahan hain….ankit aur ankita….Sali badi teekhi mirchi hai..

Raj—hahahaha…chalo…chale..

Phir hum fufa ji aur chacha ke paas aa gaye…unki kharid dari bhi ho chuki thi….unko le kar ek hotel me lunch karne ke baad hum vapis ghar lout aaye….andar ghuste hi billi rasta kaat gayi.

Sheetal—itna time kyo laga diya….? Kya kar raha tha ab tak…?

Malti—usko do minute saans to lene de, maharani…bechara aaya nahi ki ration pani le kar chadh gayi uss par…

Sheetal—tumne hi bigad ke rakha hai maa isko….baad me roti ho phir….chal la packet de idhar..

Raj (mann me)—ek kaam karta hu..ye pink wale kapde sadhna ko de deta hu aur blue wale didi ko…sadhna ab se daily yahi pink wale kapde pahnegi kyon ki 7 swt le kar aaya hu to mujhe sadhna ko pahchanne me bhi koi dikkat nahi hogi ab.

Sheetal—khade khade hi so gaya kya….? Chal de idhar..dekhu to kya le kar aaya hai…?

Raj—ye lo..ye aap ke liye....sadhna kaha hai... ?

Sheetal—chal de mujhe..main de dungi usko...

Sheetal didi jabardasti samaan chheen kar le gayi andar..aur main baki kamo me lag gaya ....shaam tak fursat hi nahi mili.. shaam ko jab baraat aane ka time hua to sab taiyar hone lagi..ye dekh kar main bhi room me ja kar ready hone laga… jab ready ho kar bahar aane laga to bathroom jate huye pink lanhga choli pahni sadhna mujhe dikhi..mera dil khushi se nach utha….wakayi me sadhna iss dress me bahut khubsurat lag rahi thi…kamar aise matka kar chal rahi thi ki uski chaal ko dekh kar nagin bhi sharma jaye..

Main khud ko iss sunahri mouke ka fayda uthane se nahi rok paya ..aur sadhna bathroom me ghusne hi wali thi ki tabhi main daud kar usko piche se apni baho me bhar liya aur chumne laga.

Raj—ohh..sadhna..meri jaan...kitni khubsurat lag rahi ho tum....badi mushkil se akele me tumhe pyar karne ka mouka mila hai....chal aa ja bathroom me jaldi se isse pahle ki meri vo hitlar didi kawab me haddi ban kar aa jaye..chal aa ja..uummm

Supab update tha bhai ....

 

[Sp bala]

SAAND
UPDATE- 180​

Sheetal didi jabardasti samaan chheen kar le gayi andar..aur main baki kamo me lag gaya.... shaam tak fursat hi nahi mili.. shaam ko jab baraat aane ka time hua to sab taiyar hone lagi..ye dekh kar main bhi room me ja kar ready hone laga… jab ready ho kar bahar aane laga to bathroom jate huye pink lanhga choli pahni sadhna mujhe dikhi..mera dil khushi se nach utha….wakayi me sadhna iss dress me bahut khubsurat lag rahi thi…kamar aise matka kar chal rahi thi ki uski chaal ko dekh kar nagin bhi sharma jaye..

Main khud ko iss sunahri mouke ka fayda uthane se nahi rok paya ..aur sadhna bathroom me ghusne hi wali thi ki tabhi main daud kar usko piche se apni baho me bhar liya aur chumne laga.

Raj—ohh..sadhna..meri jaan...kitni khubsurat lag rahi ho tum....badi mushkil se akele me tumhe pyar karne ka mouka mila hai....chal aa ja bathroom me jaldi se isse pahle ki meri vo hitlar didi kawab me haddi ban kar aa jaye..chal aa ja..uummm

Ab aage.......

Sadhna ko god me utha kar main jaldi se bathroom me ghus gaya aur darwaja andar se lock kar ke jaise hi palta to meri hairangi ka koi thikana hi nahi raha.

"Chatttaaakkkk...itna pitne ke baad bhi tu nahi sudhra...teri niyat itni kharab ho gayi ki tu apni hi bahan ke sath aisi ghatiya harkat karne bathroom me ghus aaya...... ?" jise main sadhna samajha tha vo sheetal didi nikli.

Raj (shocked)—didi...aap... ?

Sheetal (gussa)—hmmm..main...main hitlar hu na... ?

Raj (hairan)—lekin ye kapde to main sadhna ke liye laya tha…?

Sheetal—mujhe pasand aa gaye to maine le liye ye….

Raj (hairan)—to iska matlab ki aapne apni wali blue dress sadhna ko de diya…?

Sheetal—nahi..vo bhi maine le liye…sadhna ko maine apne pahle wale kapde de diye jo maine kharide the..apne liye..

Raj (shocked)—to phir main jo kapde aaj laya tha 14 salwar suit aur 14 lanhga choli..unme se koun sa sadhna ko diya aapne…?

Sheetal—aaj jo tune kharida unme se kuch bhi nahi diya…mujhe sab pasand the to maine le liye…

Raj—ye galat hai didi…ye sarasar dhokha hai..mere sath..

Sheetal (chillate huye)—chal nikal yaha se..nahi to maar maar ke teri shakal bigad dungi…

Bas phir kya tha..maine jaldi se darwaja khola aur sidhe ghar se bahar pahuch kar hi dum liya…mera to dimag hi kharab ho gaya tha..mujhe didi ke upar bahut gussa aa raha tha lekin kuch kar nahi sakta tha.

Sheetal (mann me)—tu kya samjha tha ki main kuch nahi samjhungi…main achchi tarah janti hu ki tu ek hi colour ki itne kapde kyo laya hai, isiliye na jisse ki tu ye kapde pahanne par uss naqli sadhna ko pahchan sake..lekin raj, main aisa nahi hone dungi….tu chahe jitni bhi koshish kar le, main tujhe sheetal ke sath kuch nahi karne dungi.

Main vaha se sidhe vivah sthal par aa gaya…jaha fufa ji ne teen char kaam pakda diye…aur maine vo kaam firefox ko bata kar phir se sadhna ko khojne laga…vo mujhe maa ke paas white suit pahne baithe huye dikh gayi to main bhi vahi pahuch gaya.

Raj—maa tum bahut beautiful lag rahi ho aaj..

Malti (mushkura)—main ya sadhna….?

Raj—dono..

Malti—kyo sidhe sidhe bhi to bol sakta hai sadhna ko..?

Raj—maa, chalo na chhat me..ek cheez dikhata hu tumhe..

Malti—mujhe bahut kaam hain abhi..aur vaise bhi mere pairo me aaj dard ho raha hai….jo bhi dikhana ho, sadhna beti ko dikha de….ja beti..

Raj (mann me)—agar tumhari yahi ichcha hai to theek hai…aao sadhna..

Sadhna (hich kichate huye)—lekin dikhana kya hai….?

Raj—yaha se kaise batau…? Chalo to pahle...tabhi na pata chalega...

Sadhna—kaha jana hai…?

Raj—mere sath aao..chhat me chalte hain..

Main sadhna ko le kar chhat me chala gaya…iss samay vaha par koi nahi tha….phir bhi logo ki nazro se bachne ke liye main usko pani ki tanki ke piche side le gaya.

Sadhna (tension)—yaha kyo laye ho mujhe….?

Raj (baho me le kar)—pyasa kuwe ke paas kyo jata hai…? Apni pyas bujhane ke liye na…

Sadhna (ghabra kar)—(chhudane ki koshish karte huye)..nahii…raj…ye sab bilkul nahi…jinhone mujhe beti ki tarah pala hai……jab tak vo is rishte ko manzur nahi karte tab tak tum mujhe hath bhi nahi lagaoge….agar tum sach me mujhe pyar karte ho to meri baat ka maan rakhoge…chhodo mujhe..

Raj (chidh kar)—ye kya bachpana hai sadhna..? pahle tum mujhse kitna pyar karti thi…kabhi mujhe rokti nahi thi…ab tum ko kya ho gaya hai…? Aise kyo kar rahi ho…? Badi mushkil se to ye mouka mila hai tumhe pyar karne ka…kitna tadpa hu main tumhare liye..aur tum ho ki natak kiye ja rahi ho…

Sadhna—iska matlab ki tumhe mera sirf jism chahiye..yahi na….mera jism pane ke liye tum tadap rahe the…iska to sirf ek hi arth hua ki tum mujhse sachcha pyar karte hi nahi…bas apni hawas mitani hai tumhe…

Raj (dard)—mere pyar ko gaali to mat do sadhna….main to aaj bhi vahi raj hu, jo tumhe deewano ki tarah pagalpan ki had tak pyar karta tha….par shayad tum badal gayi ho, sadhna….

Sadhna (udas)—main bhi jaisi thi, vaisi hi hu….agar tum mujhse sach me pyar karte ho to meri ek choti si baat bhi nahi maan sakte kya….? Ek to meri yaad dast jane se mujhe kuch yaad nahi hai….dusra, mujhe jis admi ne baap ka pyar diya, mujhe nayi jindagi di, aaj vo jail me hai..teesra, mujhe mere asli maa baap ka pata chala to malum hua ki vo mar chuke hain… ye jaan kar mere dil par kya beet rahi hogi iss samay…mere dil me kitna dukh hai…aur tumhe aise me mere sharir se pyar karne ki padi hai, mera dukh baantne ki jagah…

Raj (dard)—sari duniya to mujhe galat samajhti hi thi lekin tumne bhi aaj mujhe galat samajh liya sadhna….aaj mere pyar ko hawash ka naam de diya tumne….khair I’m sorry….jaisa tum chahogi vaisa hi hoga…ok, ab to gussa thoonk do…

Idhar sheetal bathroom se vapis maa ke paas aa gayi lekin vaha sadhna ko na dekh kar chintit ho gayi..vo charo taraf sadhna ko dekhne lagi.

Sheetal—maa, vo sadhna kaha gayi…?

Malti—raj usko chhat par le kar gaya hai….aa ja baith yaha tu…

Sheetal (shocked)—kkk...kyaaaaa....chhat me ... ?

Malti—kuch kaam hoga usko….akhir vo uski hone wali biwi hai…are, ab tu kaha chali…?

Lekin sheetal ne to ab kuch suna hi nahi…vo to sidhe chhat ki taraf daud laga di…jaise ki agar vo jaldi vaha nahi pahuchi to koi uski kisi kimti cheez ko loot lega…

Sheetal (tension, mann me)—mera bathroom jana bhi gunah ho gaya….meri hi galti hai..mujhe bathroom jana hi nahi chahiye tha…..vo idiot pata nahi uske sath kya kar raha hoga….?

Sheetal jaldi jaldi chhat ki sidhiya chadhne lagi…kisi ke chhat me aane ki aahat sunayi dete hi sadhna mere paas se uth kar niche jane lagi magar uski mulaqat sidhiyo me hi sheetal se ho gayi…sadhna ki ghabrahat dekh kar sheetal ka mood aur bhi kharab ho gaya.

Sadhna ek nazar uski taraf dekh kar sidhiya utarte huye bahar chali gayi jabki sheetal gusse me upar aa kar idhar udhar mujhe dekhne lagi…tabhi main bhi pani ki tanki ke piche se nikal aaya..

Sheetal (mann me)—aaaannn…ye pani ki tanki ke piche kya kar raha tha…? Kahi isne sheetal ke sath aisi vaisi harkat to nahi kar di jaisi uss din raat me mere sath kar raha tha…? Tabhi shayad vo itni ghabrayi huyi thi..

Raj—didi..aap..yaha…?

Sheetal (gusse me)—chatttaaakkk…..kya kar raha tha akele me uske sath…?

Raj (mood kharab)—(gaal sahlate huye)…didi, ye kya hai..jab dekho tab …maarti rahti ho…?

Sheetal (gusse me)—abhi aur marungi…jaldi bata..kya kiya tune uske sath…?

Raj—aap se to baat karna hi bekar hai…

Main phir bina kuch kahe hi biche chala gaya..piche piche sheetal didi bhi pahuch gayi maa ke paas jaha sadhna bhi baithi huyi thi…didi bar bar sadhna ke chehre ko gaur se dekh rahi thi.

Sheetal (mann me)—ab kaise pata karu ki raj ne kya kkya kiya hai abhi iske sath…? Isse puchungi bhi to ye mujhe koun sa bata degi ki raj ne mere doodh dabaye hain…? Pata nahi iski yaad dast kab ayegi…? Tab tak to ye meri sout ban ke mere hi sir me baith jayegi…Aise main kab tak darr darr ke jeeti rahungi…? Har samay yahi darr laga rahta hai ki kahi raj mera haq isko na de de…? Ab kaise isko raj se door karu…?

Sadhana (mann me)—mujhe raj ko aise nahi bolna chahiye tha…use kitna dukh hua hoga, meri baat se… uski vajah se hi to aaj mujhe apne asli mummy papa ke baare me pata chala hai….usne mujhe bachane ki khatir uss din mall me apni jaan ki bhi parwah nahi ki..aur maine uska shukriya karne ki jagah use ulta sidha suna diya…lekin main karti bhi kya…agar rokti nahi to na jane kya kya karne lag jata mere sath…ek idea hai..raj sheetal se darta hai aur sheetal meri hum shakal hai kyon na akele me main raj se sheetal jaisa behave karu to vo mujhe sheetal samajh kar mujhse door hi rahega…

Gaon wagairah me baraat shaam ko hi aa jati hai…to baraat ke aate hi hum sab unke swagat satkar me lag gaye…gaon me city ki tarah Dj ka shor sharaba nahi hota hai….baratiyo ko nasta karane ke baad dwar chaar (dwar puja) ke pujan ki taiyari hone lagi…

Mera mood thoda ukhada hua jarur tha lekin baad me mujhe bhi ye ehsaas hua ki sadhna ka kahna bhi theek hi hai…abhi vo apna mummy papa ki mout ki khabar se sadme me hai..isliye vo dukhi hai…yahi soch kar maine apne dil ko bahla liya aur kaam ke lag gaya.

Darwaje par baraat ke aate hi sab baratiyo ko dekhne me lag gaye….vahi samay par dulha bhi aa gaya..jise dekhte hi main samajh gaya ki minakshi didi kyo isse chidti hain…dulhe ki umra 35 se kam nahi lag rahi thi..rang bhi poora kala tha.

Tabhi mujhe kuch samaan lene ke liye bhitar jana pada…jab main usko le kar lout raha tha to kisi ke sisakne ki awaz sunayi padi…mere kaan khade ho gaye, ghar me kisi ke rone ki awaz sunte hi…to main bhi dekhne ke liye udhar gaya.. awaz minakshi didi ke room se aa rahi thi.

Maine darwaje ko halka dhakka diya to vaj khul gaya…room me minakshi didi akeli thi, dulhan ke libas me…main bhi samajh gaya…vo bhi mujhe dekh kar bistar se uth ke aa kar mere seene se lipat gayi aur sisakne lagi.

Raj—kya baat hai didi, aap ro kyo rahi ho….?

Minakshi (sisakte huye)—meri kismat me to ab rona hi likha hai to kya karu…? Maine to apni taqdir se samjhauta bhi karne ki soch li thi lekin tumne mere dil me jhuthi ummid jaga kar usko bhi tod diya.

Raj—maine koun si jhuthi ummid di aap ko…?

Minakshi (sisakte huye)—tumne hi to kaha tha ki main sab theek kar dunga....lekin kiya kuch bhi nahi ...aaj to main kisi aur ki ho jaungi....mera sapna adhura hi rah gaya.

Raj—vo to main ab bhi kah raha hu ki main sab theek kar dunga...

Minakshi—kab theek karoge jab meri shadi ho jayegi aur phir uske baad main ankit ko muh dikhane ke layak nahi rahungi tab…?

Raj—main sab theek kar dunga lekin usme aap ki bhi madad chahiye hogi mujhe…

Minakshi (ankho me dekhte huye)—kaisi madad….? Main kya madad kar sakti hu…main to khud hi majboor hu…

Raj—aap ko hi karni hogi meri madad…ab main jo kahne ja raha hu use dhyan se suno…(kaan me)..**********************

Minakshi (shocked)—kyaaaaaa…..? nahi, ye mujhse nahi hoga…

Raj—soch lo, yahi ek tarika hai, jisse saanp bhi mar jayega aur lathi bhi nahi tootegi....faisla aap ko karna hai...main chalta hu...

Minakshi (kuch soch kar)—theek hai...main taiyar hu...jaisa tum kahoge vaisa hi karungi..

Raj—tab to samajh lo ki 100% aap ki problem bhi solve ho jayegi...ok..

Main minakshi didi ko poori planning samjha kar vapis bahar aa gaya to dekha ki firefox minakshi didi ki ek saheli ko chhedne me laga hua tha aur vo usko gaaliya diye ja rahi thi…

Firefox—hi..hi..meri chuddo rani…kab chudegi…bata de…?

Ladki (gusse me)—(vaha se jate huye)...kamina kahi ka…

Firefox—are..batati to ja meri chuddo...

Ladki (gusse me)—kutta…

Raj—kya baat hai yaar…? Koun hai ye ladki…? Jo tujhe itni der se gaaliya de rahi thi aur tu has raha tha phir bhi…?

Firefox—kuch nahi bhai...ye to apna roj ka kaam hai...

Raj—usko chuddo chuddo kyo bol rahe the…? Aur ye chuddo..! naam kuch samajh me nahi aaya…? Khoob chudwati hai kya….?

Firefox—are nahi bhai…uska naam chanda hai….mere dil ki rani hai vo…isliye main pyar se use chuddo rani kahta hu… aur bhai chudwana to door ki baat hai vo kisi ko ghaas bhi nahi dalti…pichle 5 saal se koshish kar raha hu, lekin hath hi nahi aa rahi Sali…bahut bhaav khati hai apni jawani par…

Poori raat shadi ka program chalta raha….shadi me maine DGP aur commissioner ko bhi invite kiya tha, to vah bhi aaye the..jisse fufa ji ki image ban gayi thi sab ke beech…vo sabhi khana khane ke baad gift de kar vapis lout gaye…dulhan ke libas me minakshi didi qayamat lag rahi thi…halanki unka chehra dhanka hua tha ghunghat se…

Iss beech sheetal didi ne kayi bar mujhse baat karne ki koshish ki lekin maine koi response nahi diya unhe…subah shadi ka program khatam hone hi wala tha ki tabhi mere mobile me kisi ka call aane laga to main thoda door ja ke baat karne me lag gaya…..

Baat khatam kar ke main palta hi tha ki achanak mere sir me tez dard hone laga…ankho ke samne sab kuch ghumta hua aur dhundhla dhundhla sa dikhayi dene laga..aisa lagne laga ki main abhi yahi gir jaunga.

Main apna sir dono hatho se pakad kar vahi chupchap ankhe band kar ke baith gaya…jaha sabhi shadi ke karya kram ko dekhne me khoye huye the vahi meri har gati vidhi par sheetal didi bahut der se apni ankhe gadaye huye thi..ye mujhe pata nahi tha…mujhe aise niche baithe dekh kar vo turant daudte huye mere paas aa gayi.

Sheetal—rajj..kya hua..aise niche kyo baithe ho…? Sab theek to hai na…?

Raj (sir pakde)—hmmm…sab theek hai..bas thoda sir me dard hai…

Sheetal (pakad kar)—chal andar main pain killer deti hu aur aur sir me balm bhi laga dungi….thak gaya hoga din bhar ghumte ghumte..chal uth..

Raj—theek ho jayega abhi…aap pareshan mat ho…

Sheetal—aise kaise theek ho jayega…chal uth..

Sheetal didi bar bar kahti rahi andar chalne ko lekin mere andar uthne ki jaise bilkul himmat hi nahi thi…Karib dus minute baad sab apne aap normal ho gaya to didi jabardasti mujhe pakad ke andar le aayi..aur pain killer khila ke sir me balm lagane lagi.

Sheetal—kis ka phone tha jo itni der tak baat kar raha tha…?

Raj—home minister ka….unhone mujhe urgent delhi bulaya hai ek meeting ke liye….mujhe abhi nikalna hoga..aap maa ko bata dena…

Sheetal—jana jyada jaruri hai kya…? Shadi to ho jane de kam se kam…

Raj—didi, meeting subah 11 baje ki hai…abhi nikalunga tabhi time par pahuch paunga…jaruri hoga tabhi to bulaya hai..

Sheetal—main bhi sath me chalungi..

Raj—didi, main vaha kisi picnic par ya ghumne nahi ja raha hu…vaise bhi ye sab kaam confidential hota hai..

Sheetal didi ko samjha bujha kar main ready hone ke baad maa ko bata kar gadi se nikal gaya…vahi dusri taraf amilpur me amtul daily ghanto uske ghar ke bahar chakkar lagata rahta iss ummid me ki vo phuljhadi ek bar to bahar nikal kar apni manmohini surat dikha jaye kintu uski ye abhilasa matra ek abhilasa hi ban kar rah gayi thi…do din se yahi chal raha tha.

Shaam ko lout kar sab ek sath kisi na kisi bar me pine baith jate…aaj bhi pite huye sab uski hi charcha me lage huye the lekin koi tarika samajh me nahi aa raha tha.

Siraj—kya hua..kaam bana ki nahi…?

Amtul—ghanta bana….din bhar uske ghar ke samne idhar udhar ghumte huye lund jhulate ghumta rahta hu..lekin vo bahar hi nahi nikalti…

Siraj—aise kab tak chalega…? Kahi uss madarchod vidhayak ko pata chala ki tu uski ladki ko patane ke chakkar me hai to gaand me bamboo daal dega…

Amtul—vidhayak ki maa ka bhosda…ghar me ghus kar madarchod ki biwi ko chod dalunag..

Iron—ye idea theek rahega…

Jeetu—koun sa idea…?

Iron—ghar me ghusne ka…

Raghuhalkal—aur uski biwi ko chodne ka…hihihihihi

Iron—nahi be…ghar me ghus kar anamika se milne ka…ya phir uske ghar ki kisi ladki ya aurat ko set karne ka..

Raghuhalkal—hmmm..amtul, tu yahi kar…pahle anamika ki maa ko set kar ke pel de..vo anamika ko set karwa degi..jaise raj karta hai…raj ne thakurain ko uske ghar me ghus kar set kiya badle me thakurain ne poora ghar usse pelwa diya..

Amtul—abe, mujhe anamika se shadi karni hai..samjha..

Siraj—idea bura nahi hai…dekh tu uski maa ko matlab ki vidhayak ki biwi matlab ki apni saas ko pata ke pel de pahle.. vo anamika ko patane me teri madad karegi..

Amtul—lekin ghar me ghusunga kaise…?

Deshraj—tu to din bhar uske ghar ke aas paas ghumta hai…koi aisa admi dikha kya jo daily uske ghar aata jata ho aur ghar ka member bhi na ho vo…?

Amtul (kuch soch kar)—aate jate to bahut log hain..lekin daily nahi….( ek pag pine ke baad)…ek admi hai..jo daily subah shaam aata jata hai…

Iron—koun…?

Amtul—uske bunglow ke bahar hi vidhayak ka banwaya hua ek mandir hai…uss mandir ka pujari daily subah shaam arti aur parsad dene jata hai bunglow me..

Deshraj—phir ban gaya kaam…

Jeetu—vo kaise….?

Deshraj—vo aise ki..*************

Amtul—are yaar lekin isme risk hai…

Deshraj—ishq aur jung me sab jayaz hai..itna risk to lena hi padega agar anamika naam ki vo hari mirchi khani hai to..

Amtul—theek hai..main taiyar hu…

Siraj—to phir chalo abhi chalte hain…vo pujari abhi mandir me hi mil jayega…arti kar raha hoga abhi…

Amtul—ok

Sabhi apne apne pag khatam kar ke chal diye.vidhayak ke ghar ki taraf….mandir ghar ke samne hi tha, vidhayak ki jamin par hi….jab sabhi vaha pahuche to arti khatam hone ko thi…arti khatam kar ke mandir ka pujari arti le kar jaise hi palta to kuch logo ko daru ke nashe me ladkhadate huye mandir me ghuste dekh kar vo bhadak gaya….ye nashe me jhumte admi aur koi nahi balki chodu gang hi thi.

Pujari—chalo..chalo..bahar niklo…daru pi kar yaha aana mana hai….yaha bade bade log aate hain…chalo bahar chalo..

Amtul (ladkhadate huye)—pujari, yaha kitne bade admi aate hain…? Pahle bata ki yaha sabse bada koun…?

Pujari—yaha mandir me khade hain to mandir sabse bada…

Amtul (nashe me)—mandir kaahe ka bada....? agar mandir bada to phir dharti par kaahe pada.... ?

Pujari—to phir dharti badi…

Siraj (jhumte huye)—dharti kaahe ki badi…..? agar dharti badi, to phir shesh naag ke upar kaahe padi….?

Pujari—phir shesh naag bade…

Iron (nashe me)—shesh naag kaahe ke bade..? agar shesh naag bade, to phir shankar ji ke gale me kaahe ko pade…?

Pujari (pareshan)—phir shankar ji bade…

Jeetu—shankar ji kaahe ke bade….? Agar shankar ji bade, to phir parvat par kaahe pade….?

Pujari (tension)—phir parvat bada…

Raghuhalkal—parvat kaahe ka bada.... ? agar parvat bada to hanuman ji ke hath me kaahe ko pada…..?

Pujari (pareshan)—phir hanuman ji sabse bade…

Deshraj—hanuman ji kaahe ko bade….? Agar hanuman ji bade to phir ram chandra ji ke pairo me kaahe ko pade….?

Ab to pujari poori tarah se pareshan ho gaya…aur chodu gang to full talli thi…unhe kya pata ki kya bol rahe hain..sahi ya galat…pujari ne chidh kar hath jod liye..

Pujari (chidh kar)—tum hi bata do ki koun bada….?

Amtul (nashe me)—sun pujari…iss dharti me vahi bada…jo daru ke chaar pag thok ke apne pairo par khada….

Ye sunte hi pujari ne apna matha peet liya…tabhi…

(3612 Words)

Next :- Minakshi Ki Suhag Raat.

Supab update anand bhai , asli sheetal ka aisa reaction ana toh swavabik hai , jabki use kuch bhi yaad nahi , agar use sab juch yaad ah bhi gaya toh or bhi gadbad ho jaye ga ....

Ab dekhte hai raaj ne meenakshi didi ke liye kaun sa idea soch kar ralha hai , and chodu gang vidhayak ke ghar mai ghus ke kaun sa dhamal karte hai ....

Eagerly waiting for next one ....

 

[anandsngh12]

SAAND
UPDATE- 181​

Ab to pujari poori tarah se pareshan ho gaya…aur chodu gang to full talli thi…unhe kya pata ki kya bol rahe hain..sahi ya galat…pujari ne chidh kar hath jod liye..

Pujari (chidh kar)—tum hi bata do ki koun bada….?

Amtul (nashe me)—sun pujari…iss dharti me vahi bada…jo daru ke chaar pag thok ke apne pairo par khada….

Ye sunte hi pujari ne apna matha peet liya…tabhi…

Ab aage......

Deshraj ne sab ko kuch ishara kiya...ishara samajhte hi jitu ne ek apni jeb se ek kapda nikal kar pujari ki naak se sata diya. Pujari chounk kar khud ko chhudane ki koshish me lag gaya magar tab tak usko raghuhalkal ne daboch liya...asal me uss kapde par chloroform laga hua tha...kuch hi der me pujari behosh ho gaya.

Uske behosh hote hi chodu gang ne use utha kar apni gadi me daal diya...aur phir sabne mil kar pujari ke kapde utar liye.. thodi der me amtul jab gadi se bahar aaya to vah pujari ke gate up me tha...kapde bhi pujari ke jaise hi pahan liye the usne.

Siraj—bhai ab ja andar..aur de de sab ko parsad…

Iron—sasu maa ko upar niche dono muh me khila dena..best of luck

Amtul—abe, agar ye pujari hosh me aa gaya to…?

Jitu—hosh me aa bhi gaya to nanga kaha jayega…?

Sab—hihihihihi

Amtul—theek hai main jata hu phir….pahle ye paan kha lu jisse smell achchi wali aaye…

Siraj—ok,best of luck..

Amtul arti ki thali aur parsad le kar vidhayak ke bunglow ki taraf chal diya...jaise hi gate par pahucha to guard ne usko rok diya..amtul ka dil dhakk kar ke rah gaya.

Guard 1—koun ho tum aur andar kaha ghuse chale ja rahe ho….?

Amtul—gaand sahab, main vo pujari ji ka bhatija hu…aaj unki tabiyat thodi kharab thi to unhone mujhe arti aur parsad dene ke liye bheja hai..

Guard 2—lekin pandit ji ka to koi bhai hai hi nahi to bhatija kaha se paida ho gaya…?

Amtul—gaand sahab, main unke door ke rishte me bhatija lagta hu…main haridwar me purohit ka kaam karta hu…pandit ji kabhi kabhi kisi na kisi ki janam kundli banwane ke liye mujhe bula liya karte hain..

Guard 1—iska matlab ki aap bhavishya bhi bata sakte ho kisi ka….?

Amtul—kaisi baat karte ho gaand sahab, aap to jinda ho..hum to mare huye logo ka bhi bhavishya bata sakte hain..

Guard 2—to maharaj, mera hath dekh ke batao na kuch mere bhavishya ke bare me….?

Guard 1—pahle mera pandit ji…aapne daru pi hai…? Aap ke muh se mahak aa rahi hai..

Amtul—are nahi..nahi..gaand sahab...ye daru ki mahak nahi hai....tohri daayi ko chodu...ye to banarsi paan ki khushbu hai, jiski mahak aap ko daru jaise lag rahi hai...

Guard 1 (gussa hote huye)—ye kya badatmizi hai... ? gaali kyo de rahe ho…?

Amtul—tohri daayi ko chodu…ye gaali thodi hi na hoti hai…ye to ashirwad hai…iska matlab hota hai ki tumhara kalyan ho.. samjhe gaand sahab..

Guard 1—samajh gaya..samajh gaya….ab jaldi se mera bhavishya bata do..

Amtul—mujhe abhi andar sab ko arti aur parsad dena hai…agar deri ho gayi to vidhayak ji naraz ho jayenge…

Guard 1—abhi to bade sahab family ke sath kisi party me gaye huye hain…raat se pahle nahi aane wale..

Amtul—phir bhi jo log hain unhe to arti aur parsad de hi du…jisse kisi ko ye kahne ke liye nahi rahega ki pujari ji ne arti time par nahi bheji bunglow me…

Guard 2—theek hai pandit ji…lout kar bata dena..

Amtul—theek hai gaand sahab…main chalta hu…tohri daayi ko chodu..

Guard 2—chaliye pandit ji…main aap ke sath chalta hu…

Guard ne amtul ko andar jane ke liye rasta de diya….andar jane ka rasta clear hote hi amtul jaldi se guard ke sath bunglow me pravesh kar gaya…andar pahucha kar guard vapis gate par chala gaya, jate jate usne amtul ke baare me vo sab bata diya jo amtul ne usko bataya tha…vaha sirf 8-10 naukarani aur ek buddha naukar hi tha…amtul ne unn sabhi ko parsad aur arti de di.

Amtul (mann me)—achcha mouka hai…koi nahi hai…tab tak kisi naukrani se hi kaam chala leta hu aur sab ke baare me pata karta hu…ye naukrani theek rahegi.

Amtul—suno, vidhayak ji kab tak ayenge….?

Naukrani —unko aane me to bahut raat ho jayegi…pandit ji..guard bata raha tha ki aap bahut achche jyotishi ho…to mera hath dekhiye na…

Amtul—theek hai..pahle apna naam aur umra to batao…

Naukrani—ji mera naam chameli hai…abhi 40 saal ki huyi hu..

Amtul—apne naam ki tarah hi sundar bhi ho tum chameli….shadi ho gayi tumhari…?

Chameli—ji pandit ji…mera pati nahi hai..usne divorce de diya hai..bas ek beti hai sheela..vo college me padhti hai…bas uski shadi ho jaye to main chinta se mukt ho jau..

Amtul—hmmm…theek hai dikhao apna hath…

Chameli—lijiye..dekhiye..

Amtul (hath dekhte huye)—hmmmm…

Chameli—kya bata rahi hain meri rekhaye pandit ji…?

Amtul—main bata to dunga lekin ho sakta hai ki tumhe bura lage..

Chameli (tension)—kyo aisa kya likha hai mere bhagya me... ?

Amtul (dhire se)—tumhare hath ki rekhaye to bata rahi hain ki tumhare pati se tum ko koi santan hai hi nahi...aur tum bahut chudwati ho...

Ye sunte hi chameli ka chehre ka rang feeka pad gaya...itne din vidhayak ke ghar ke bahar chakkar lagate huye amtul ne vaha rahne walo ke baare me sab pata kar chuka tha pahle hi...

Chameli (ghabrate huye)—ye..ye..kya utpatang baate kar rahe ho aap….? Main bade sahab se aap ki shikayat karungi..

Amtul—main bak nahi raha balki jo sach hai vahi bata raha hu…

Chameli (gussa ho kar)—nikal jao yaha se….isse pahle ki bade malik aa kar tumhe jaan se maar de..chale jao..

Amtul—main to arti aur parsad dene aaya tha aur dene ke baad hi jaunga….maine to tumse nahi kaha tha ki apna hath dikhao..tumne khud hi kaha tha..aur jo tumhare hath ki rekhaye bata rahi hain maine to bas vahi kaha hai…bade shouk se bata dena vidhayak ji ko…main khud hi unhe bata dunga…

Chameli—vo tumhari baat kabhi nahi manenge…

Amtul—kyon nahi manenge.. ? kyon ki tum unki rakhail ho...isliye hi na.. !

Chameli—pandit ji..nikal jaiye yaha se...nahi to main guard ko bulwa kar bahar nikalwa dungi...

Amtul—nikalwa do...mujhe kya fark padta hai..vaise main tumhari kismat badal sakta tha...ghar aane wali laxmi ko thokra rahi ho to main kya kar sakta hu...

Itna bol kar amtul vaha se uth kar bahar jane laga..jabki chameli kuch soch me doob gayi...amtul ko jate dekh kar turant uske samne khadi ho gayi.

Chameli—kya sach me meri kismat badal sakti hai pandit ji... ?

Amtul—ab kya fayda..chalo mujhe jane do...

Chameli—mujhe maaf kar do pandit ji….bataiye na mujhe koi upaay…kaise badlegi meri kismat…?

Amtul—pahle batao ki jo maine kaha vo sach hai ya nahi…?

Chameli (sir jhuka ke dhire se)—ji pandit ji..sach hai….ab bataiye na..

Amtul—mujhe poori baat batao pahle...

Chameli—yaha nahi…aap mere sath guest room me chaliye..

Amtul ek room me aa kar)—ab batao..

Chameli —ji main yaha pichle 20 saal se jab se meri shadi huyi ..kaam kar rahi hu…mere pati ko yaha mera kaam karna pasand nahi tha…lekin karti bhi to kya, hum garib jo the…ek din usne mujhe talaq de diya..

Amtul—kahi isliye to nahi ki vidhayak tujhe chodta tha….?

Chameli (dhire se)—ji, mere pati ne ek bar dekh liya tha..

Amtul—iska matlab ki sheela, vidhayak ki beti hai….?

Chameli—ji..

Amtul—Vaise aur kisne kisne choda hai tujhe... ?

Chameli—(no response)

Amtul—dekho poori baat batao…tabhi main teri madad karunga..

Chameli—ji, chote sahab ne bhi kiya hai..kayi bar…

Amtul—hmmm…dono ne chod chod ke tumhari bur ko to bhosda hi bana diya hoga…gaand bhi maarte the ki nahi…?

Chameli—(chup)

Amtul—batao..

Chameli—ji

Amtul—kya ji…?

Chameli—ji..maarte the….ab to maine sab bata diya..ab bataiye na..kya upaay aap batane wale the…?

Amtul—bata dunga…lekin badle me main bhi teri bur aur gaand ka maza lena chahta hu…faisla tum par hai..koi jabardasti nahi hai..

Chameli kuch der tak khade khade kuch sochti rahi..phir dhire se palat kar darwaje ke paas tak gayi aur ek nazar bahar jhankne ke baad darwaja andar se band kar diya…aur palat kar vapis amtul ke samne aa kar khadi ho gayi.

Vahi dusri taraf minakshi ki shadi achchi tarah se sampann ho gayi…shadi poori hone ke do ghante baad hi vo apne sasural ke liye vida ho gayi…jis gadi me vo baithi thi usme minakshi aur driver ke alawa dulha (pappu) apni do bahno (chunni..20 yr & munni..22 yr) ke sath baitha hua tha...uska chehra ekdam murjhaya hua tha…raste me uske mobile par kisi ka missed call aaya to ek jagah pahuch kar minakshi ne gadi rokne ke liye kaha.

Chunni—yaha gadi kyo rukwa di bhabhi…? Kuch lena hai kya…?

Minakshi—vo meri ek saheli bhi mere sath meri sasural ghumne jana chahti hai…agar kisi ko koi dikkat na ho to bula lu use…? Vo sath me rahegi to mera bhi mann laga rahega vaha par..

Pappu—achcha to meri Sali aa rahi hai…hihihi…bula lo….(kaan me)..Sali to aadhi gharwali hoti hai..lage hath uski bhi suhag raat ho jayegi..hihihi

Minakshi (mushkura kar)—hihihi..(mann me)..kala kaluta..kamina kahi ka…dekhti hu ki tu kaise suhag raat manata hai mere sath..raat to hone de pahle..

Minakshi ne mobile se apni saheli ko phone kar diya ki aa jao....thodi hi der me gadi ki taraf ek sundar ladki aati huyi dikhayi di...pappu ke muh me to pani aa gaya jabki minakshi muh phade ekdam shocked ho kar rah gayi...badle me usne minakshi ko aise hairan dekh kar mushkurate huye ankh maar di…jisse minakshi ka chehra khushi se phool ki tarah khil utha.

Pappu—wow..sexy

“Are minakshi, ye kala kouwa koun hai tumhare sath….?” Pappu ne jaise hi gate khola to uss ladki ne use dekh kar vyang kiya.

Munni—dhang se baat karo…ye mere bhaiya hai aur ye meri bhabhi aur tumhare jija ji..samjhi..

“Ohhhh…sorry..jija ji…maine aap ko pahchana nahi tha..pahli baar dekha hai na, shayad isliye..” ladki ne jawab diya.

Pappu—koi baat nahi….tum meri Sali ho…mazaak kar sakti ho…ghar chal ke main vasul kar lunga..

“Kyo nahi..kyo nahi…jarur ..mujhe intazar rahega uss pal ka….lekin jija ji, kya aap aage baith jayenge, main apni dost ke paas baiyhna chahti hu..?” ladki ne kaha.

Pappu—haan..haan ..bilkul..

Pappu uth kar aage wali seat par baith gaya..aur vo ladki minakshi ke bagal me baith gayi…minakshi use dekh dekh kar mushkuraye ja rahi thi.

Munni—vaise aap ka naam kya hai…? Aur aap ki awaz to bilkul ladko jaisi lagti hai..

“Vo kya hai na ki jukham ki vajah se mera gala baith gaya hai, isliye awaz thodi bhari ho gayi hai….vaise log pyar se mujhe urvashi kahte hain.” Ladki ne munni ki baat ka jawab dete huye kaha.

Chunni—bhari nahi balki bahut bhari hai.

Asal me ye ladki koi aur nahi balki raj hai...usne firefox se pata kiya tha kisi achche make up wale ka...aaj subah subah uska hi call aaya tha kyon ki raj ne usko pahle hi bata diya tha ki aaj subah tak har haal me kaam ho jana chahiye…aise to ghar se jane nahi milta isliye usne home minister se meeting hone ki jhuthi baat kah kar ghar se nikal gaya.

Vaha pahuchte hi make up wale ne uska poora huliya hi change kar diya…yahi sab plan usne minakshi ko bhi bata diya tha raat me..yahi vajah thi ki jab minakshi ne usko aise gate up me dekha to hairan rah gayi aur phir uske chehre par khushi ki lahar daud gayi kyon ki ab vo apne aap ko surakshit mahsoos kar rahi thi.

Aise hi baate karte huye vo sab apne ghar pahuch gaye…pappu ka ghar kafi bada tha…pahuchte hi saas ne arti utar kar gadi se bahar le kar aayi..vaha kafi bheed bhad thi…darwaje par chawal ke upar lota rakha hua tha..jise minakshi ne apne pair se ludhka kar andar grih pravesh kiya…saas ki age lagbhag 60 saal ke aas paas ki lag rahi thi.

Nain naksh sundar the iss umra me bhi..rang gora..phooli huyi gaand…dono betiya bilkul apni maa par gayi thi…sabhi dulhan ko ek kamre me le gayi….thodi hi der me vaha par ladies ka mela lag gaya…minakshi abhi iss samay ghunghat me thi…kyon ki dulhan ka chehra pahli bar muh dikhayi ki rasm ke samay hi dekhne ko milta hai.

Din bhar sab ka vaha aana jana laga raha…main bhi ladki bana unke sath baitha raha…jo bhi minakshi ko chhedti mazaak me..to main bhi hasi majaak karte huye kabhi unki chuchi to kabhi gaand masal deta.

Dophar baad ghar me satya narayan bhagwan ki katha huyi..jisme pappu aur minakshi dono shamil huye….uske baad kul devta ki pooja ki gayi…kyon ki bhartiya sanskriti ke rivaj ke anusar dulhan ke pahli bar sasural aane par sabse pahle satya narayan bhagwan ki katha aur kul devta ki pooja kar ke bhagwan evam kul devta ka ashirwad prapt kiya jata hai uske baad hi anya koi rasm nibhayi jati hai..phir chahe vo suhag raat hi kyo na ho…

Ek aurat—maiye se kya kya mila hai…?

Saas (muh bana kar)—kuch nahi mila....pappu ke bapu ne to mera ladka dubo diya...kahi aur shadi hoti to na jane kitna milta...kitne hi rishte unhone thukra diye...aur iss bhikharin ko yaha le aaye...

Munni—sahi kahti ho mummy...maine socha tha ki ye dahej me 8-10 to kam se kam layegi hi..magar ek phuti koudi bhi nahi mili hame to..sach me bhikhari hi hai iska baap..hhuunnnhh

Dusri aurat—mere ladke ki shadi me to 25 lakh mile hain sath me ek car, tv, cooler, fridge, double bed, bartan aur pata nahi kitna samaan aaya hai bahu ke mayke se...bartan to itne aaye hain ki poora kamra hi bhar gaya..

Saas—hamari to kismat hi phut fgayi….hamne to samjha tha ki pappu ke bapu ke dost hain to dono ek dusre ki haisiyat jante hi honge…ab mujhe kya pata tha ki bilkul hi bhikhari hain..nahi to main ye shadi kabhi nahi hone deti..

Chunni munni aur uski maa bahut der tak dahej kam milne ka rona rote huye minakshi didi ko khari khoti sunati rahi... sun sun kar mera to dimag hi kharab ho gaya tha...phir bhi samay ki nazakat ko samajhte huye shant rahne me hi apni bhalayi samjhi....lekin sab ko sabak sikhane ka mann hi mann faisla bhi kar liya.

Chunni (kaan me)—chinta mat karo bhabhi..raat me pappu bhaiya poora badla le lenge aap se..hihihihi

Khair raat bhi ho gayi….dinner karne ke baad sabhi phir se ussi room me minakshi ke paas jama ho gaye….jab ki pappu apne dosto ke sath kahi gaya hua tha…thodi der baad sab minakshi ko le kar dusre kamre me jane lagi to main bhi unke sath chala gaya.

Ye vahi room tha jisko suhag raat ke liye sajaya gaya tha…chunni aur munni ne minakshi ko phoolo se saje bistar par baitha diya aur use chhedne lagi…..main bhi unse hasi majaak karta raha.

Chunni—didi mujhe to ab neend aa rahi hai….kal bhi shadi ke karan nahi so payi thi…good night bhabhi

Munni—ruk na main bhi chalti hu..mujhe bhi to sona hai..urvashi, tum nahi chalogi sone..?

Raj—main bhi aati hu…thodi der baat to kar lu apni dost se..

Munni—theek hai...

Vo sab vaha se chali gayi..maine dekha ki minakshi didi ki ankhe nam hain to maine unke anshu poche aur unko samjhane laga...vo mere seene se lag gayi.

Minakshi—dekh liya na raj..main inn logo ko kyo pasand nahi karti thi... ?

Raj—yaha mujhe mere naam se mat bulao..deewaro ke bhi kaan hote hain....theek hai main chalta hu sone,..

Minakshi (chounk kar)—ye tum kya kah rahe ho raj…? Mujhe yaha barbad hone jane ke liye chhod jana chahte ho…? Tumne to kaha tha ki…

Raj—tension mat lo..main bas abhi dus minute me aaya..

Minakshi—agar tumhare jate hi vo kaliya aa gaya to….?

Raj—uss kaliya ki maa ko chodu….main uske aane se pahle hi aa jaunga…fikar not..

Main minakshi didi ke room se bahar aa kar sab ko check karne laga ki koun kya kar raha hai…? Saas aur kuch ladies jaag rahi thi jabki baki sab lete huye the ya shayad so chuke the… aur phir didi ki saas ko ek jhalak dikhla kar vapis minakshi didi ke paas aa gaya.

Minakshi didi ko ek bar phir se maine apna poora parivartit plan samjha diya..vo hairani se meri taraf dekhne lagi jaise ki maine koi avishwashniya baat kah di ho…

Minakshi (shocked)—kyaaa..tum ye sab karoge….?

Raj—hmmm..ye ab jaruri hai karna…tabhi aap ko manchaha phal milega..aur aap ko kya karna hai ye maine samjha hi diya hai…

Minakshi didi abhi kuch kahne hi wali thi ki tabhi darwaje par dastak hone lagi…hum dono samajh gaye ki kala kouwa aa gaya hai…main turant almari ke piche ja kar chhup gaya aur minakshi didi ko darwaja kholne ka ishara kiya.

Minakshi ne ja kar darwaja khola to samne papu kaliya hi khada tha uske sath me uska ek dost bhi tha….minakshi samne se hat gayi to vah kala kouwa apne sathi ke sath andar ghuste hi darwaja band kar diya aur kaanv kaanv karne laga….vo ekdam nashe me dhutt ho kar aaya tha.

Pappu—ohh..maaf karna..dosto ne jabardasti ki to thodi si peeni padi mujhe…tum bahut sundar ho minakshi…maine to tumhe pahli nazar me hi pasand kar liya tha….aao bistar me raat beeti ja rahi hai….jaldi se apni suhag raat mana le…

Usne minakshi didi ko baho me lene ki koshish ki to didi usse thoda door hat gayi…vo phir se unki taraf badha to didi bed par chadh kar baith gayi.

Pappu—door kyo bhag rahi ho…aaj to hamari suhag raat hai….dekho raat bhi jawan hai aur hum bhi…aaj ek ho jaye hum dono…aao meri baho me..(lund ki taraf ishara karte huye)…dekho ye tumhare sath suhag raat manane ke naam se hi kitna uchhal raha hai..

Minakshi (gussa hote huye)—aap ko sharam aani chahiye…ek to aap daru pi kar aaye hain aur upar se apne kisi anjan admi ke samne aisi baate kar rahe hain…chhee…

P’dost—are yaar pappu…bhabhi to ekdam kancha maal hai yaar….

Usne minakshi ko chhune ki koshish ki to didi ne uska hath jhitak diya jor se aur usse door ho kar khadi ho gayi… main almari ke piche se ye sab dekh raha tha..mujhe itna gussa aa raha tha ki abhi bahar aa ke dono ki gaand phad du.

Pappu—are ye to mera dost hai..isse kya sharmana….hum dono har kaam mil baant ke karte hain…

Minakshi (gusse me)—apne dost ko bolo ki yaha se chala jaye…

P’dost—gussa kyo hoti ho bhabhi... ? main to mazaak kar raha tha….theek hai pappu main ja raha hu…bye..suhag raat achche se manana….bhabhi bahut garam hain…achche se thandi kar dena..hihihihihi

Uska dost vaha se chala gaya to didi ne jaldi se darwaja phir band kar diya...Minakshi didi ghabrate huye bar bar almari ki taraf dekh rahi thi….maine almari se thoda sa bahar jhank kar unhe aage badhne ka ishara kiya…papu apne kapde utarne me lag gaya tha.

Minakshi (ghabrate huye)—ttt…theek hai…..main kaha mana kar rahi hu…lekin meri ek shart hai..

Pappu—kaisi shart….?

Minakshi—aapne muh dikhayi nahi di kuch bhi mujhe…isliye sabse pahle suhag raat main manaungi aap ke sath… uske baad aap manana..

Papau—wah..! kya qatil shart rakhi hai tumne….iss shart ne to mera dil hi jeet liya..mujhe manzoor hai…lekin tum suhag raat manaogi kaise…? hihihihihi

Minakshi—vo sochna mera kaam hai…

Pappu—hihihihihi…theek hai..tum manao ya main manau..baat to ek hi hai..hihihihi…phatna to tumhari hi hai aaj..

Minakshi—chalo ankh me ye kali patti baandho…

Pappu—lekin patti kyo….?

Minakshi (sharmate huye)—kyon ki aap mujhe suhag raat manate huye dekhoge to mujhe bahut sharam ayegi…

Pappu—aaye…haaye…main to mar gaya…kasam se…aaj tak bahut si loundiyo ko choda lekin aisa maza kabhi nahi aaya jitna tumhari inn adao se aa raha hai…main jab tumhari lunga tab na jane kitna maza aane wala hai…soch ke hi mera dil khushi se jhum raha hai..

Phir minakshi ne apne hatho se uski ankho par vo kala kapda kas ke baandh diya aur sath me dono hath bhi bistar ke dono kinaro se baandh diye..aur phir meri taraf dekhne lagi..to main bhi almari ke piche se bahar nikal aaya…aur didi ko ekdam perfect ka ishara kiya.

Pappu ke paas pahuch kar main uski chaddi utarne laga...aur phir apne bhi kapde kholne lag gaya...ye dekh kar minakshi jo ki paas me hi baithi huyi thi, usne apna muh dusri taraf kar liya.

Pappu—kya kar rahi ho minakshi…jaldi karo na…?

Minakshi (ghabra kar)—haa..haa…karrrr……r..a..hiii…huuuuu

Minakshi didi ne ye bolne ke liye jaise hi apna muh ghumaya to uski ankhe phati ki phati rah gayi…kyon ki main ab tak nanga ho chuka tha….didi palak jhapakna hi bhul gayi….maine table ke upar rakhi tel ki shishi utha kar apne lund par tel lagaya aur phir pappu ko pakad ke ekdam se palat diya jisse vo hadbada gaya.

Pappu—ye…ye..tum..kya karne wali ho..minakshi…..?

Maine minakshi didi ko pappu ki baat ka jawab dene ka ishara kiya...jo ki ektak mere lund ko dekhne me hi khoyi huyi thi. Jab unhone mere ishare par koi dhyan nahi diya to maine unhe pakad kar hilaya jisse vo yakayak hosh me aa kar sakpaka gayi….maine tel pappu ki gaand me udel diya..jisse vo aage kya hone wala hai ye soch kar ghabra gaya..

Pappu (ghabra kar)—ye…ye..tum kya kar rahi ho mere sath…minakshi…?

Minakshi (mere lund ki taraf ghurte huye)—kkk…kuch bhi to nahi…..bas suhag raat ka maza lo aap ab….

Maine minakshi ko ishara kiya to usne jaldi se ek kapda utha ke pappu ke muh me thoons diya..aur phir maine uske dono pair pakad ke lund ko uski gaand me lagaya aur ek tagda takatwar dhakka gift kar diya usko….vo jor se cheekha lekin uski cheekh uske muh ke andar hi dafan ho kar rah gayi.

Magar main bina ruke de danadan tagde dhakke maar maar kar poora lund uski gaand me thoons diya…pappu bin pani ki machhli ki tarah tadapte huye behosh ho gaya…gaand se khoon ki dhara bah chali…mainakshi didi ankhe phade dar sahmi ek tak mujhe dekhe ja rahi thi..maine unko pappu ke chehre par pani dalne ka ishara kiya to vah kampte huye uthi aur uske muh me pani girane lagi.

Hosh me aate hi vo phir se chhat patane laga..lekin meri pakad se nikal pana uske liye lagbhag namumkin hi tha…main pelam pel relam pel uski gaand pelne laga….vo jitni bar behosh hota utni bar hosh me la la kar pelta..aur akhir uski gaand me hi apna pani bhar diya.

Raj (mann me)—madarchod bahut akad raha tha….meri didi ko chodega …teri maa ko chodu..sale gaandu..

“Chodan..Chodan Ratte Ratte, Pappu Ki Phat Gayi Gaand….Rote Rote Behaal Ho Gaya, Chadh Gaya Upar Saand.”

Pappu phir se behosh ho gaya tha…maine uske muh se kapda nikal kar uske hath aur ankho ki patti khol di…maine apne kapde pahne aur phir se almari ke piche ja kar chhup gaya….didi ne phir se uske chehre par pani dal kar usko hosh me lane lagi…hosh me aate hi vo jor jor se rone laga….to maine didi ko plan aage badhane ka ishara kiya…jo abhi bhi khud shocked thi.

Minakshi—ro kyo rahe hain….? Aaiye ab aap ki bari…ab aap manao suhag raat…

Pappu (rote huye jor se)—chup kar…..Sali raand….me..re….sath..bahut bada dhokha hua hai……salo ne lund wali biwi vo bhi saand jaise lund wali pakda di mujhe…aaaahhh…maaa …mar gayaaa….door…door hat mujhse….main tujhe kal hi divorce de dunga…..

Minakshi—aisa na kahiye…main aap ki biwi hu….

Pappu (rote huye)—tu biwi nahi..Sali tu to biwi ka baba hai.... .

Minakshi—gussa thook do..aao na suhag raat manate hain ab...

Pappu (darr aur khauf)—door hat mujhse…Sali…saand jaise bhayanak lund wali….dekh mere paas mat aana….

Minakshi didi uske paas aane lagi to vah itna dahshat me aa gaya ki jaisi nange halat me tha .. vaise me hi jaldi se darwaja khol kar chillate huye dahshat me ghar se bahar ki taraf tezi se girte padte bhaga..didi ki saas ne jab uski chillane ki awaz suni to tab tak pappu ghar se bahar bhag gaya tha..uski maa piche piche uske dekhne chali gayi….yahi sahi mouka jaan kar main jaldi se room se nikal kar apne bistar me ja kar let gaya.

Saas (shocked)—pappu…o..pappuuu…kaha chala gaya ye itni raat me..vo bhi nang dhadang ….chalo bahu se puchti hu..kya baat hai…?

Ye soch kar vo jaldi se minakshi ke room me aa gayi…apni saas ko dekhte hi didi bistar se uth kar langdate huye chalne ka natak karne lagi…didi ko aise chalte dekh kar uski saas ki nazar bistar ki chadar me lage khoon ke dhabbo par gayi to vah khush ho gayi…ki uske bete ne bazi maar li.

Saas—bahu…ye pappu aise gusse me chillate huye nang dhadang halat me kaha chala gaya…?

Minakshi (sir jhuka ke)—ab hum kaise bataye maa ji…hame to bahut laaz aa rahi hai kahne me bhi…

Saas—mujhe batao to sahi..baat kya ho gayi…?

Minakshi—aap ke bete ne hamari kya halat kar di..khud hi ye bistar dekh lijiye…hame bahut dard ho raha tha aur vo maan hi rahe the to maine unko dhakka de diya..bas yahi baat par vo gussa ho kar chale gaye…

Saas (lambi saans lete huye)—ohhh..to ye baat hai..

Minakshi—maa ji..mujhe akele me darr lag raha hai..pls aap mere sath so jaiye na..

Saas—main chunni ya munni me se kisi ko bhej deti hu..

Minakshi—ji jaisa aap theek samjhe..

Saas vaha se ja kar chunni aur munni ko uthane lagi lekin vo gahri neend me thi to uth nahi rahi thi..phir mujhe uthane ki koshish ki to main bhi nahi utha jaan bujh kar....akhir me phir se chunni aur munni ko uthane lagi to chunni kisi tarah se ankh malte huye uthi.

Chunni—kyaa hai mummy….sone bhi nahi deti…?

Saas—ja ja kar apni bhabhi ke paas ja ke so ja…pappu kahi gaya hai…

Chunni—ufff…kya musibat hai…ye manhoos meri neend kharab karne aayi hai iss ghar me…

Chunni vaha se uth kar didi ko mann hi mann gaaliya dete huye uske kamre me aa kar let gayi…uske jane ke thodi der baad main bhi didi ke room me pahuch gaya aur dhire se darwaja band kar diya.

 

[Raja thakur]

Nice update