Update 25
me or rahul apne ghar aa gaye kal ke sare tamashe me subah ke 4 baj gaye the
Jab hum wapas aaye toh dekha ki gupta ji hume hi dekh rahe the
Hum unhe ignore karke ghar me aa gaye
Rahul :- bhai kaam toh mila nahi humara jana toh waste ho gaya. Uper se jo paise mil rahe the woh bhi aapne nahi liye
Me :- kyon ki ab hume paise kamane ki jarurat nahi hai
Rahul :- aisa kyu
Me :- kyon ki bhale hi mene unse paise lene se mana kar diya ho lekin usse bhi jaruri cheej mene leli hai unse
Rahul :- aisi kya cheej
Me :- GYAN
Rahul :- gyan kaisa gyan konsa gyan aur kab mila
Me (muskurate hue) :- mastishk partiroopam (मस्तिष्क प्रतिरूपम)
Rahul (sir pr hath marte hue) :- me kaise bhul gaya
(मस्तिष्क प्रतिरूपम :- ek aisi vidya hai jo har shadow me hoti hai jisme koi bhi shadow jiska bhi hath pakadega uske dimag ke andar ka sara knowledge aur talents sab shadow copy kar payega
Note :- ye ability jab koi insaan ya beast use karte hai toh use gyan dhaarta ज्ञान धरता kaha jata hai jaise isme hath pakadna padta hai waise hi gyan ke liye chuna aur talant ke liye sirf dekhna hi kafi hai)
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Rahul :- toh kya pata chala aapko
Me :- sabse important chij mili woh tina aur uske dad se
Rahul :- kya
Me :- tina ko street fighters pe bait lagana uska favorite task hai jisse woh is city ke bahut se street clubs me ja chuki hai jiske addresses ab mujhe bhi mil gaye jisse ab paison ki toh koi kami nahi hogi aur dusra uske dad cbi chief hai jisse mujhe is city ke har gunde mawali don aur corrupt politicians and officers ki list mil gayi aur sath hi kuch officials websites ki log in id aur passwords bhi ab humara aadhe se jyada kaam in baap beti ne aasan kar diya toh wahi dip ek brilliant hacker hai jisse mujhe alag alag hacking method and software ka bhi pata chal chuka hai wohi tina ki maa ko stocks ka bahut knowledge hai isse humara kaam aur bhi aasan ho gaya
Rahul (excited hoke) :- matlab ab action ki baari na bhaiya
Me (haste hue) :- ha bilkul pahle hum street clubs me jake paise kamayenge phir paison ko stocks me invest karenge jiske liye dip ke dad ki help leni hongi uske baad ek business shuru karenge phir shuru hoga revenge jisme hume sirf pyade aur khas logon ko hi marna hai king ka hisaab host khud karenge samjha
Rahul :- ha lekin dip ke dad ki help kyu
Me :- bhale hi hume stocks ka acha khasa knowledge ho lekin hume phir bhi invest kaise karna hai ye nahi pata jiske liye expert ki rai jaruri hai jo ki hai
Rahul :- dip ke dad
Me :- bilkul sahi ab tera dimag kaam kar raha hai
Rahul :- lekin aapke dimag ko kya hua
Me :- matlab
Rahul :-hospital me apni mohini shakti (attraction power) ko kyu jagrit(active) kia aur woh tina ko kaise ghoor ghoor ke dekh rahe the
Me :- ghabra mat me aisa kuch nahi karne wala jisse future me problem create ho
Rahul :- theek hai waise mujhe woh gupta uncle thode gadbad lagte hai
Me :- nahi aisa nahi hai unhone bahut si ajib cheeje dekhi hai isliye woh bhi thode ajib lagte hai
Rahul :- acha toh club kab chalna hai
Me :- raat 12 ke baad
Rahul :- toh ab kya
Me :- kharidari ki list banate hai
Wahi humare jane ke baad hospital me
T. Dad :- tina beta maine apne office ke sabse brilliant cop ko bulaya hai tum use sab kuch sach bata dena
Tabhi dip ko bhi hosh aane lagta hai
Dip (karahta hua) :- tina….. Tina
Tina :- ha dip me yahi hu aur sahi salamat hu
Dip :- woh do ladke kaha hai
D. Dad :- woh toh chale gaye
Dip :- mujhe unhe thanks bolna tha
D. Dad :- chal koi baat nahi waise itni raat ko tum dono gaye kaha the
Tina :- wo chachi woh me aur dip woh
T. Mom :- ye wo wo kya laga rakha hai kahi phir se toh un clubs me nahi gayi thi
Ab tina bhi kya bole uski maa ne jo bola woh sach tha dono wahi gaye the
T. Dad :- bolo beta shayad hume unke khilaf kuch proof mil sake
Tina abhi bhi kuch nahi boli kewal apni nazre niche kar ke haa me gardan hila di
T. Mom :- mana kia tha na ek toh itni raat ko akele jati ho woh bhi aise jagah jaha sare aawara hi ghumte rahte hai agar wo dono time par waha nahi aate toh kya hota pata hai
Ye sab yaha drama chal raha tha toh wahi d. Mom kuch khoi khoi lag rahi thi jise
T. Mom ne note kar liya
T. Mom :- kya hua bhabhi aap kis soch me gum ho
D. Mom :- me us rudra aur rahul ke baare me soch rahi hu
T. Mom :- matlab
D. Mom :- kya tum ne us rudra ki shakkal gaur se dekhi
T. Mom :- aap saaf baat kyu nahi karti ho
D. Mom :- uski shakkal me ne pahle bhi kahi dekhi hai
T. Mom :- lekin kaha
D. Mom :- ha yad aaya tujhe yaad hai hum sab picnic banane lonawla gaye the 2 mahine pahle waha mujhe rudra mila tha
T. Mom :- ha phir isme itna ajib kya hai
D. Mom :- dekh agar tu kisi ko nahi batayegi aisa wada karti hai tabhi batati hu
T. Mom :- thik hai me wada karti hu aapki ye baat apne tak hi rakhungi
D. Mom :- jab se use lonawla me dekha tha tab se jaise meri andar ki soi hui aurat jag gayi ho tujhe toh pata hai ki aaj kal inka drink bhi badh gaya hai aur phir raat raat bhar bahar rahte hai starting me toh mene khudko sambhal liya tha lekin jab lonawla me use dekha tab se hi mere andar jaise rudra ko pane ki aag lagi hai in 2 mahino me maine kaise taise khudko sambhala hi tha ki aaj phir woh mil gaya
T. Mom :- ho sakta hai ye sab bas aapke physical needs fulfil nahi hote is wajah se ho
D. Mom :- ha ho sakta hai
Abhi koi kuch aur bolta ki tabhi us kamre ka darwaja khula aur 3 log andar aaye
T. Dad :- aao abhinav aao sam
Abhi :- hi chief ye hai saju skecth artist
T. Dad :- ha tina tumne unka jitna chehra dekha woh in ko batao
Phir tina aur sanju sam ke saath dusre room me chale jate hai
Abhi :- sir aapne un do ladkon ke baare me jikr kiya tha kaha hai wo unse bhi puch tach karni padegi
D. Mom :- nahi un dono ka naam kahi nahi aaye ga report me likhna ki ye sab dip ne apne self defence me kia
Abhi :- lekin mam
T. Dad (chief) :- ha abhi un dono ka naam kahi na aaye
Abhi :- ok sir
Abhi koi kuch bolta ki tabhi door se sanju sam aur tina wapas andar aate hai
Sanju :- sir skecth is done
Abhi :- ok sam in sketches ka dekho humare files me kuch record hai ya nahi
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Update 26
Chief :- waise us blast wale case ka kuch hua ya nahi
Abhi :- mat puchiye sir woh case nahi pura headache hai jaise koi thriller suspense movie ho
Cheif :- ek kaam karo us case ka jyada load mat lo uper se pressure aa raha hai ki case ko rafa dafa kar do
Abhi :- kuch samay pahle tak toh ye sab mere sir pe nach rahe the result do result do karke ab kya hua
Sam :- me bol raha tha na sir iske piche koi badi hasti jarur hongi
Abhi :- ha ab mujhe bhi yahi lag raha hai khaas kar woh sujit ka sun ke toh dimaag hi chakra gaya
Cheif :- aisa kya sun liya
Abhi :- kal office me batata hu sir chakra jayega sab sun ke
Chief :- chal thik hai aur kabhi kabhi apne purane doston ke liye bhi samay nikal liya kar
Abhi(muskura ke) :- kya kare mera boss ek number ka khadoos hai woh mujhe khud ke liye samy nikalne nahi deta purane dosto ke liye khak time dega
Abhinav ki is baat pr sabhi has dete hai
(chaliye aap ka thoda confusion ko kam kar deta hu
D. Dad = jay = stock me dusron ka paisa invest karte hai aur adviser bhi hai stock market me
D. Mom = jaya = simple house wife lekin college ke dino se inke dimag me har dum sex hi chaya rehta hai
Dip = college boy ise compuer ke baare me bahut knowledge hai isne khud ke kuch software bhi banaye hai hacking iska man pasand kam hai lekin isne kabhi uska misuse nahi kiya ye baat sirf tina aur tina ke dad hi jante hai
T. Dad = abhay = CBI chief ki post par hai
T. Mom = lata = ek house wife hai lekin stock me investing inke favorite kamo mese ek hai
Tina = college girl dip ke hi sath padhti hai padhai me khas nahi hai lekin ise fight dekhna aur bait lagana pasand hai
Abhinav = CBI OFFICER
sam = abhinav ka junior)
Wahi humare ghar pe
Morning 9 am
Abhi me aur rahul aage ka plan hi bana rahe the ki tabhi ghar ki door bell baji
Jab mene darwaja khola toh samne gupta ji the
Me (unse hath milate hue) :- are uncle aap good morning uncle aaiye na andar me aane hi wala tha aapke pass
G(chinta se) :- kyu kya hua sab theek toh hai na koi gadbad toh nahi
Me :- are uncle shant me toh mere documents dene aane wala tha
G :- acha theek hai lao
Rahul :- aap itna ajib behave kyu karte ho
Me :- rahul thoda shant raha kar
G :- are rahne do iska sawal galat nahi hai
Baat aisi hai ki ye jo ghar hai jisme abhi hum log hai yaha aaj se 20 saal pahle ek kabristan tha woh todke ek builder ne ye ghar banaya lekin is ghar ke udghtan ke 1 din baad hi woh car accident me mara gaya phir uske bache jaise jaise bade hote gaye unki arthik sthiti kharab hote chali gayi phir kuch mahine pahle ye ghar humne ka damo me unse kharid liya lekin kharid toh liya uske baad se humare sath sab bura hi ho raha hai humne jab bhi kisi ko yaha rent pr rakha woh kuch hi ghanto me sadme me chala gaya aisa ab tak 3 logon ke saath ho chuka hai isiliye thoda dar laga rahta hai aur kuch nahi
Me :- jab aapko ye sab pata tha toh ghar kharida kyu
G :- mera hotels ka business hai mera 1 hotel pahle se hi is sahar me tha aur jab mene is ghar ko dekha toh mujhe laga tha ye sab andhwishvas hai isiliye ye ghar todke ek hotel banane ka vichar tha ye prime location hai yaha hotel khola toh hume bahut fayda ho sakta hai isiliye ye ghar kharida tha lekin ab toh jis hotel pe humara ghar chalta tha uski bhi 2 din baad nilami hone wali hai
Me :- ye ghar aapne kitne me kharida tha
G :- ye jaan ke tum kya karoge
Me :- aap bataiye toh
G :- ye ghar aur aspass ki sari jamin maine kul 50cr. Me kharidi thi
Ye sunne ke baad rudra kuch der apni aakhe band karke kuch sochta hai phir achanak se
Me :- agar me aapko aapka hotel wapas dila du toh kya aap is ghar ko aur aspas ki sari jamin ko 55cr. Me bechoge
G :- dekho ye majak ka vishay nahi hai woh hotel sahar ke bicho bich hai woh jagah tum lene jaoge 200 ke niche koi dega nahi uper se use pane ke liye tum itne paise laoge kaise
Me :- kya sachi me uska koi 200 ke niche nahi bechega
G :- me likh ke deta hu nilami last price 250cr. Se uper hi hogi
Me :-paka
G :- 101% paka
Me :- ok then me aapko aapka hotel wapas dilaunga uske badle aapke hotel me 25% shair aur ye ghar mera woh bhi free me
G :- dekho ye majak jake kisi aur ke saath kar theek hai
Me (pen aur paper unke saamne rakh ke):- jis bank me aapka hotel hai uska naam address aapke hotel ka naam aur address aur aapka phone number likh dijiye
G :- dekho faltu me jhuti ummide mat dikhao
Me :- last call hai ek 250+cr. Ka hotel milega woh bhi sirf is 50cr. Ki jamin aur hotel ke 25% shairs ke badle offer achi hai
Nahi toh ye ghar bhi me aapse kharid lunga aur hotel bhi nahi milega
G :- acha tum kharid loge aur me bech dunga kyu
Me(haste hue) aapne hi toh bola is ghar me jo bhi aaya 24 ghante se jyada tika nahi aur jo bhi gaya woh abhi tak sadme me hai toh sochiye aise ghar me aap kitne renters laoge sab mere jaise nahi na honge woh toh sadme me chale jayenge aur agar kisi ne complent kar di toh kya aap puri jindagi free me toh ghar apne pass nahi rakhoge aapne ye ghar aur as pass ki sari jamin 50 me kharidi toh ab jo bhi ye kharidega iski haalat dekhte hue kam ss kam kharidega aap ko koi munafa nahi aur wohi me aapko is 50cr ke jamin ke 250+ ki hotel de raha hu matlab aapka hi fayda soch lijiye aaj ka din hai
Mere aise samjhane ke baad gupta uncle kisi soch me gum ho gaye ab tak unhe sochte sochte 10 miniute ho gaye the
Me :- uncle aap aaram se sochiye mujhe thoda kaam hai
G :- me taiyar hu lekin me shairs nahi dunga badle me tum kuch aur bhi mang sakte ho
Me :- theek hai toh shairs ke badle me kya lunga ye me baad me bata dunga ab aap ja sakte hai
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Aaj ke liye itna hi
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Ye shadow ke pass to bahut hi Khatarnak skill hai bhai, dusro ke dimag ko hi copy kr liya Vahi un skills se prapt jankari se paise kmane ka socha hai, Gupta Ji se bhi unhe unka hotel dilvane ke badle me jis ghar me abhi rah rhe hai vo lene ka kaha hai dekhte hai kya hota hai aage...
Idhar dip ki MA rudra ko 2 baar dekh chuki hai pahli baar real rudra ko or dusri baar shadow rudra ko, unki jismani jwala bhadak uthi hai pati ke interest kam hone ke chalte...
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