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Update - 395
Aur sabse jyada hairaan karne wali thi us aourat ki photo....kyoki wo aourat thi meri badi mami.....neelam mami....
Main(man me)- neelam mami mere chhote mama ke sath.....kyo....aur mami ne ye baat mujhse chhipai......kyo.....ulta mujhse jhooth bola...kyo.....aakhir wo karna kya chahti hai....????
Ab Aage......
Neelam mami ki photo dekh kar main paresaan ho gaya tha...halaki chhote mama ki photo bhi mujhe hairaan kar rahi thi...par neelam mami ke saamne chote mama wali hairani kuch bhi nhi thi...
Aur iski wajah thi mera apni mami par bharosha....jis bharoshe ki dam par maine unke sath renu di ko bheja tha...aur ab kahi na kahi main renu di ka soch kar ghabrane laga tha.....
Dhyaanchand- kya hua beta....koi paresaani....
Main- chupchap pade raho...main bapis aauga....
Aur main turant waha se nikal aaya aur mami ko call karne laga....par unka phon out of range aa raha tha....
Thak kar maine renu di ko call kiya....par unka phon bhi switch off tha....jisse meri paresaani aur jyada ho gai....
Mujhe samjh hi nhi aa raha tha ki aage kya karu....kaha jaau...kaise mami tak pahuchu....aur unse puchu ki aakhir wo karna kya chahti hai....aur kyo....
Main waisi hi paresaani me call par call lagate huye us ghar se nikal aaya....aur car ko us jagah ki taraf douda diya....jaha maine renu di aur mami ko bheja tha....
Par tabhi mujhe kuch yaad aaya aur maine car rok di...
Main(man me)- main kyo bhaag raha hu....waha mere aadmi pahle se hai...to fir bhagna kyo....aur waise bhi...agar mami kuch alag karna chahti hai...to wo waha to nhi jaygi...bilkul nhi....main call to karu...
Fir maine call karke apne aadmiyon se pucha aur unka jawaab wahi tha...ki waha koi nhi pahucha....jise sun kar meri paresaani aur jyada bad gai....
Mujhe ye samjh hi nhi aa raha tha ki aakhir mami karna kya chahti hai....aur kyo....??
Main(man me)- ab kya karu...kaha talaash karu unko....pata nhi kaha hogi.....aur renu di...unko is sab se door rakhna chahta tha aur dekho...na chahte huye bhi wo fas hi gai....aaahh....kya karu....
Kuch der tak main car se bahar aa kar yu hi fadfadata raha....aur tab ja kar mujhe kuch yaad aaya....
Main- ohh...to ye baat thi.....saayad isiliye mami mujhse milna chahti thi....par us mantri ki wajah se.....haatt....kaash main kal mami se mil leta......kaash main ek baar mami se baat kar pata....tab saayad pata chalta ki mami ke dil me chal kya raha hai.....
Ki tabhi mera phon bajne laga...ye ek unknown number tha.....
( Call Par )
Main- hello...koun....
Menka- saab ji....main hu menka....wo bahadur ji ki...
Main(beech me)- wo main samjh gaya....bolo...kya baat hai....
Menka- aapse kuch jaroori baat karni thi....
Main- to bolo...main sun raha hu....
Menka- nhi...wo...aap kya abhi yaha aa sakte hai.....
Main- kyo...aisi kya khas baat hai....
Menka- kuch khas hi hai saab ji....agar aap thoda waqt nikaal kar aa jate to.....
Main- par kuch to bolo....kis baare me baat hai....haa...
Menka- wo....wo aapki neelam mami ke baare me...
Main(chounk kar)- kya....mami ke baare me...par tum....
Menka(beech me)- saab ji....aap aa jaiye...main sab batati hu....
Main- ok..main abhi pahucha.....
Aur maine car ko seedha SAM hotel ki taraf douda diya......
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EK SUNSAAN GHAR ME........
DJ pure gusse se bhara hua sharaab ke goont maar raha tha....aur uske saamne do kursiyon par do log baithe the...jo jinda to the...par kisi laash ki tarah hi thi....
Ye the alka aur nakli ankit....jise DJ abhi bhi asli ankit samjh raha tha......
DJ - rony.....kab aayega sala doctor....
Rony(sakpaka kar)- wo aate hi hoge.....nikal chuke hai...bas pahuch hi rahe hoge...
DJ- jaldi aaye to accha hai.....aur aa kar inka muh khulwa de to aur accha....warna aaj inke sath usko bhi jinda laash bana duga....
Rony- ye lo...wo aa gaye....aaiye doctor saab...
DJ(gate ki taraf dekh kar)- koun ho tum.....tum wo doctor to nhi lagte....
Dr - nhi....main wo nhi...main hu dr.pradhaan.....
DJ - par purana doctor kaha gaya.....
Dr - wo...uska accident ho gaya...to usi ne mujhe bheja hai...
DJ - sala....chalo theek hai...tum dekho inhe....aur inko hosh me laao....mujhe inse kuch jaroori baat karni hai....aur sabse pahle is aourat ko dekho....ladke ko baad me...
Dr - hmm...
DJ - aur sun...mujhe ye aaj hi hosh me chahiye....kam se kam ye aourat to jaroor chahiye...samjha na...
Dr - dekhiye.....hum apni taraf se puri kosis karege.....baki jo bhagwaan ki marji...
DJ - nhi...yaha sirf meri marji chalegi...samjha na...aur ye bata...ye hum se tera kya matlab hai...
Dr - hum matlab meri team....main apni team ke sath hi kaam karta hu....
DJ - par wo hai kaha....tu to akela aaya hai...
Dr (muskura kar)- nhi...hum sath hi aaye hai...wo bas saamaan le kar aa rahe hoge...lo...aa gaye....
Dr ke kahte hi DJ ne gate ki taraf dekha aur uske saamne ek ladki aur 1 ladka aa gaya.....
Dr - ye rahi meri team....ye mera assistent aur meri nursh....
DJ (ghoorte huye)- accha....chalo...ab lag jaao kaam par.....
Dr - haa....hume ek room chahiye hoga....
DJ - room kisliye...yahi karo jo karna hai...
Dr - dekhiye....ye kaam aise nhi hote....aapko inko theek karwana hai ki nhi...
DJ - aur nhi to kya....
Dr - to bas...hume ek band room chahiye...waha hum inka treatment karege....
DJ - par yaha kya paresaani hai.....
Dr - dekhiye...hume inke dimaag ko dekhna hoga....surgery bhi karni pade saayad...aur ye kaam aise sabke saamne shor-gol me nhi hote....hume shant mahoul chahiye...nhi to jara si galti hui nhi...ki inki jaan bhi ja sakti hai...
DJ - nhi...inko jinda rahna hoga.....kisi bhi keemat par....ye rony...le ja sabko room me.....main yahi intzaar karta hu....aaj to main us alka ka muh khulwa kar hi jauga......
Aur DJ ne gusse se pura peg gatak liya....aur yaha rony aur dr ki team alka aur nakli ankit ke sath room me aa gaye....
Rony(room me aate hi)- aapko doctor ne sab bata to diya na....haa...
Dr - nhi....kyo...
Rony- are...kyo ka kya matlab....are inke sath kuch nhi karna.....jante hai na aap....
Dr - accha....kuch nhi karna tha to hume bulaya kyo...haa...
Rony- are...ye kya bol rahe ho aap.....aapko pata bhi hai ki aapke doctor kis ke liye kaam kar rahe the...aur inhe jante ho aap...ye aourat...ye koun hai...jante ho....
Dr - ha rony...hum sab jante hai...ye alka hai....ankit ki maa...aur is se pahle ki tum aur kuch bolo...tum bhi jaan lo ki hum koun hai...
Rony(hairani se)- matlab......koun hai aap....
Dr(dheere se)- tu hum sabko janta hai...jara dhyaan se dekh....
Rony(dekhte hute)- mujhe to kuch samjh nhi aa raha.....aap bataiye na....waise bhi time kam hai...
Dr - batata hu...par pahle ye bata ki tune DJ ke aane ki baat ankit ko kyo nhi batai.....
Rony- are...wo mujhe pata hi nhi tha....aur kamaal ki baat ye hai ki maine jo device iske mobile me lagaya tha...wo bhi kaam nhi kar raha....to main kuch nhi kar paya....jab ye aa gaya...tab ja kar main ankit ko bata paaya.....isiliye alka aunty ko yaha se bhej bhi nhi saka....
Dr - koi nhi...hum isiliye aaye hai.....ab tu tention mat le...hum sab dekh lege....
Rony - wo theek hai...par aap ye to batao ki aap ho koun....
Dr (muskura kar)- ye ladka hai sanju aur ladki hai riya...aur main hu....
Rony(beech me)- alok sir....
Dr - are wah...tu to pahchan gaya...
Rony- thank god ki aap log aa gaye...nahi to main ye soch kar hi paresaan tha ki aage kya hoga....kyoki DJ to aaj kasam kha kar aaya hai ki wo alka aunty ka muh khulwa kar hi jayga....
Dr - to khane do....tum tention chhodo aur baahar jao.....baki hum dekh lege...
Rony- ok...main jata hu....
Dr - riya...tum gate lock karo..aur sanju...tum khidki se jao aur us nakli alka ko le aao....
Fir dr yani ki alok ke hukum ke hisaab se sab kaam huye aur waha bahar DJ sharaab pita hua dr ke nikalne ka intzaar karne laga......
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ANKIT KE GHAR ME........
Is waqt ghar me sirf alka aur manu hi moujood thi......
Wo dono baaten hi kar rahi thi ki alka ka phon bajne laga.....
Manu- kiska phon aa gaya....sir ka hai kya....
Alka- aur kiska ho sakta hai...wahi hai....
( Call Par )
Alka- bolo.....
DJ - kaisi ho meri jaan.....
Alka- ye puchhne ke lite call kiya tha.....
DJ - hmm...bhadki hui ho....chalo koi baat nhi...main abhi tumhara mood theek kar deta hu....
Alka- accha....to karo...main bhi to dekhu ki tum kya karte ho....
DJ - time aa gaya meri jaan....
Alka(khush ho kar)- kya....tum..tum sach bol rahe ho na...
DJ - haa....bilkul sach.....
Alka- matlab tumhe khajane ki saari chabiyan mil gai....
DJ - bilkul.....humara plan kaamyaab raha....buddhe ne aakhir muh khol hi diya.....
Alka- wah....ye to good se bhi jyada good news hai....accha to...to kya ab yaha rahna....
DJ - koi jaroorat nhi...tum abhi ke abhi waha se niklo....aur ek baat....usko khatm kar ke hi aana.....
Ye sun kar alka ne manu ki taraf dekha....aur fir chal kar thoda door pahuch gai.....
Alka(dheere se)- par kyo...usne to humara sath diya na.....
DJ - janta hu...par sath dena uski iksha nhi...balki majboori thi....aur jab wo majboor nhi rahegi...tab saayad uska zameer jaag jaaye....to ho sakta hai ki wo humare liye khatarnaak saabit ho jaaye....aur fir ankit bhi to us par bharosha karta hai...kahi usi bharoshe ki khatir.....
Alka(dheere se)- par wo to marne hi wala hai na....
DJ - haa...wo to marega hi...par main koi risk nhi lena chahta....aur mujhe saboot chhodne ki buri aadat bhi nhi...janti ho na....
Alka- hmm..par uska bhai to...
DJ - bola na....maar kar aao...bas....
Alka- theek hai....par aana kaha hai....
DJ - tum use maaro aut ghar se niklo.....baahar koi tumhara intzaar kar raha hai....aur paril bhi pahuchti hi hogi.....
Alka- ohk...main bas 10 minute me nikalti hu....
Ye bol kar alka ne call rakha aur jaise hi usne manu ki taraf dekha to manu muskura uthi....
Manu- kya kaha sir ne.....
Alka- unhine kahs ki time aa gaya hai...
Manu- yes....matlab ab mujhe aur naatak nhi karna hoga...hum aazaad hoge...
Alka(aage bad kar)- ha....tum aaj se aazaad hi rahogi.....
Ye bolte huye alka bed ke paas aai aur apne sirhane ki taraf takiye ke neeche se gun nikali aur bapis khadi ho gai.....
Manu- main to bahut khush hu....itne dino se naatak kar-kar ke thak chuki thi....ab to bas jald se jald ye sab khatm ho...aur main apne.....aahh..ye kya kar rahi ho....ye gun...mujh par kyo...
Manu bol hi rahi thi ki alka ghoomi aur manu par gun taan di...
Alka- maaf karna....par tumhe ab marna hoga....
Manu- par kyo...main...main to tumhare sath hu....maine har kadam par tumhara sath diya....ankit....ankit ko jhooth bola...use dhokha diya...aur uske badle....
Alka(joor se)- haa...usi ke badle tumhe mout milegi....kyoki jab tum us ankit ko dhokha de sakti ho...to hume bhi de sakti ho na....
Manu- nhi...main..main tumhe...kaise...kabhi nhi....
Alka- sorry yaar...par main majboor hu...tumhe marna hi hoga....
Manu- plz..meri baat suno...plz...mujhe jane do...main apni family ke sath.....
Alka(beech me)- nhi yaar...main tumhe nhi chhod sakti....ab shant ho jao.....kyoki shanti se marogi...to aatma ko bhi shanti milegi.....ok....3....2....
Manu- nhi....plz....
Alka- 1....bye....bye.....
Aur fir room me goli chane ki aawaaj aai.....aur ek joordaar cheekh pure ghar me goonj uthi....
""Nnnnnaaahhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"""
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EK SUNSAAN GHAR ME..........
DJ baitha hua sharaab hi pi raha tha ki uske saamne doctor aur uski nurse aa gai....
DJ - kya hua doctor....sab theek to hua na....
Dr - ha....but eo ab bhi behosh hu hai....
DJ - par baat to unhe pure hosh me lane ki hui thi na.....
Dr - haa..aur humne puri kosis bji ki....par hum ye nhi kar sake....unki haalat abhi bhi waisi hi hai....
DJ - hmm...matlab tum kisi kaam ke nhi....
Dr - aisa nhi hai...par hum kare kya....humne saare test kiye...sab check kiya....fir bhi humne unhe....
DJ (beech me)- unhe hosh meal la nhi sake......hai na...
Dr - hmm....
DJ - theek hai...koi baat nhi....wo hosh me nhi aaye to na sahi....
Dr - ok...hum nikalte hai fir.....
DJ - are...maine jane ko to bola hi nhi....
Dr - matlab....
DJ - matlab ye....ki ab tum sab yahi rahoge....meri kaid me....
Dr - ye kya bakwas hai.....hume aur bhi kaam hai....samjhe...hum ja rahe hai....
DJ - aisi galti mat karna.....warna main tumhe bhi laash bana duga...wo bhi puri laash...jinda laash nhi...samjhe...
Rony- are sir..ye aap kya bol rahe hai...ye to doctor hai...aur apne hi aadmi hai...to....
DJ (beech me)- apne....haa...abe saale....mere chehre par kya chutiya likha hua hai kya...haa...main acche se jaan gaya hu ki ye koun hai....
Rony(sahama hua)- mm..matlab....
DJ - matlab ye munna...ki ye doctor nhi....ye hai wo kameena..jo apni duty chhod kar us saale ankit ka sath dene aa gaya....sala alok....
Rony(man me)- mar gaye...ise kaise pata ki...khair...isse pahle ki ye kuch kare....main ise hi pakad leta hu....aadmi to yaha mere hi hai....
DJ - kya hua munna....teri fat gai kya....
Rony- kya...nhi...nhi to...main kyo...mujhe kya lena - dena inse....
DJ - accha...aur doctor saab....tumhara kya kahna hai....
Alok (nakli daadi nikaal kar)- ab kahane ka nhi...balki karne ka time aa gaya hai.....samjha....
DJ - bahut khoob....acvha kiya ki tumne khud hi sach bak diya....ab jara ye bhi samjha do ki ye ladki koun hai....nurse to pakka nhi hogi...hai na....
Riya(baalon ki big nikaal kar)- sahi pahchana.....main koi nurse nhi...balki teri mout hu....
DJ - wah....randi ki beti ke itne tever....huh...tu saali us richa randi ki hi aoukaad hai na...haa...
Riya- ha....main wahi hu....aur ab main batati hu ki meri maa ko randi bolne ka anjaam kya hota hai.....
DJ - accha...to fir aao...der kis baat ki....aao saalo...
Ye bolte hute DJ ne glass ko jameen par de mara aur haalaat ki gambheerta samjh kar rony ne apne aadmiyon ko isara kar diya...
Par isse pahle wo aadmi DJ ki taraf badte....bahar se kuch hathyaarband aadmi aa gaye aur sabko gun ki nok par khada kar diya....
Rony(man me)- ye...ye log kaha se aa gaye...aur ye hai koun....
DJ - kya hua rony beta....hairaan rah gaye na....
Rony(ghabra kar)- main...main kyi...nhi to...
DJ - abe saale....ab bhi naatak....teri to...oye...isko batao ki mujhe dhokha dene ka anjaam kya hota hai...batao...
Tabhi ek aadmi rony ki taraf aaya aur uske muh par gun ka pichla hissa de mara...jisse rony karah utha aur uske muh se khoon nikal aaya....aur tabhi us aadmi ne rony ke pair me laat mari aur uska sir pakad kar jameena par patak diya....aur uski peeth par pair jama kar khada ho gaya....
Rony- aaahhh....ye sab kyo....
Alok(aage bad kar)- rony....
DJ - ruk ja alok....ek kadam bhi mat badana....agar aage bada...to pahle ye ladki jaygi....dekh le....gun ready hai iske sor me goli daalne ke liye....dekh le.....
Alok- ye sab sun kar majboor ho kar piche ho gaya....aur waha rony dard se tadapne laga....
DJ - kya hua rony....yahi soch raha hai na ki mujhe ye sab kaise pata laga...ki ye doctor nakli hai....aur mere aadmi bhi....hai na....
Rony- aahh...tum bachoge nhi....samjhe na....
DJ - wah...akad abhi bhi baki hai....are suno....saale ki akad nikalo...are ruko...pahle ise bata to du ki mujhe ye sab kisne bataya....tabhi to maza aayga....
Alok- dekho DJ....tum use chhod do....uska khoon bah raha hai...plz.....hum aaraam se baat karte hai na....
DJ (joor se) - abe chup....khoon banta hai to bahne de...jyada se jyada kya hoga....marega hi na....waise bhi jab ye janega ki iske baare me batane wali khud iski girlfriend parul hai....tab to ye waise bhi mar jayga na....saali parul bhi badi kamaal hai.....apne lover ko bhi fasa diya....hahaha....
Rony(man me)- parul....tumne aisa kiya....par tumhe ye pata kaise chala....kisne bataya tumhe...
Alok(hairani se)- kya kaha tumne....parul ne tumhe bataya...par ye kaise mumkin hai...
DJ - mumkin kaise nhi hoga.....ye mumkin hua mere bheje aadmi ki wajah se....jise mane ankit bana kar usi ke ghar me rakh diya....aur tum sab use asli ankit samjh kar sab kuch batate rahe...aur usne ye saari baaten patul ke dwara mujh tak pahucha di....ab samjh aa gaya na...
Alok(man me)- ye kya bak raha hai....iska bheja ankit to yaha jinda laash banke pada hai...to fir ye kaise possible hai....parul ko ankit to ye sab bata nhi sakta...jaroor kuch to hai...jo abhi saamne nhi...samjh nhi aa raha ki ye sab...
DJ - bas...ab jo sochna hai...wo baad me sochna....chalo....in teeno ko baandh kar daal do...aur....ek minute...alok..tere sath jo ladka tha...wo kaha gaya...oye...tum me se koi room me ja kar us ladke ko le aao...dekhu to ki wo kameena hai koun...
DJ itna bola hi tha ki baahar se car start hone ki aawaaj aai aut use sun kar alok muskura utha...
DJ - bahut hadi aa rahi hai....par tu ghabra mat....tera sathi kahi nhi jane wala....jao...uska pichs karo...aur le aso use...jinda ya murda....samjhe...ab jao...
( Asal me jab alok aur riya ki pahchaan DJ ke saamne aai....us waqt sanju andar room me tha....aur asli alka ko bahar nikaal raha tha.....
Pahle sanju ne socha ki bahar ja kar alok ki help kare...par jab DJ ke aadmi aa gaye to sanju ruk gaya aur asli alka ko khidki se nikaal kar car se nikal gaya.....)
Yaha DJ ka order milte hi uske aadmi sanju ke piche nikal pade....aur baki ke aadmiyon me rony,alok aur riya ko baandh kar room me band kar diya....
Aadmi- ab kya kare sir....
DJ - filhaal to main daru piuga.....aur intzaar karuga ankit ke aane ka.....kyoki main janta hu....ki ankit yaha jaroor aayega....use aana hi hoga.....ankit....come....ur death is waiting.....hahahaha....
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HOTEL SAM ME..........
Main SAM hotel me ja kar seedha us room me pahucha jaha bahadur aur menka rah rahe the.....
Main(joor se)- bahadur....bahadur.....
Menka (saamne aa kar)- aaiye saab ji.....
Main- hmm...waise ye bahadur kaha hai....
Menka- wo....wo to kal raat se hi nhi aaye....bol ke gaye ki kisi jaroori kaam se ja rahe hai....
Main- accha...kuch bataya kya ki kis kaam se aur kaha ja raha hai.......
Menka- nhi..par haa...wo ek lifafa de kar gaye hai....kah rahe the ki agar main 2-3 din me na loutu to wo aapko de du....
Main- laao....kaha hai wo lifafa....
Menka- wo dusre kamre me hai....chaliye....
Main- hmm..
Fir main menka ke sath gaya aur wo lifafa khol kar dekhne laga.....
Main(muskura kar)- chalo....tention khatm....
Menka- kya hua baba.....kya hai is me......
Main- kuch khaas hi hai....mere liye...ruko 1 minute....tum 1 coffy le aao....
Fir menka coffy lene chali gai aur maine apne aadmi ko call kar ke ek kaam samjha diya.....
( Asal me hua ye tha ki maine bahadur ko apne chhote mama par najar rakhne ko bola tha....aur usne apna kaam bakhoobi kiya....
Fir jab mere chhote mama , neelam mami se mile aur unhone renu di ko nuksaan pahuchane ka plan kiya to bahadur unke pichhe nikal gaya.....
Aur us lifafe me usne mujhe wo wajah batai thi...jis wajah se mama-mami ne mujhse gaddari karne ka socha tha.....)
Khair.....thodi der baad menka coffy le kar aai...aur jab wo coffy dene jhuki to uska pallu sarak gaya aur uske blouse me kase huye gore doodho ka kuch hissa mere saamne aa gaya....
Main(man me)- wow....kya mast badan hai iska.....isne to sirf itna hi dikha kar aag laga di....
Menka- saab ji....coffy....
Main- huh...lao...aur tum baitho...
Menka turant apna pallu theek kar ke saamne padi chair par baithne lagi to maine use apne baju me baithne ko kaha....
Menka- aapke baju me....nhi-nhi...main kaise....
Main- are...isme kya...chalo aao...ye mera hukum samjho....
Menka- ji saab ji....
Aur menka mere baju me aa kar baith gai aur uske badak ki mast khusbu mujhe mahsoos hone lagi....
Kyoki main to thahra tharki....to aourat ke badan ki khusbu aate hi main paagal sa hone lagta hu......
Main menka ki khushbu me khoya hi yha ki mujhe ek aourat ki cheekh sunaai di......
Main- ye kya tha...ye to...ye koun cheekha....wo bhi yaha...
Menka- wo saab ji...wo apurat hai na...jise aapne yaha kaid kita tha....ye usi ki cheekh hai....
Main- par kyo...ab kya paresaani ho gai use....
Menka- wo...wo aapke hi aadmi aaye the na....
Main- par wo to kal aane wale the....fir aaj.....
Menka- kal hi aaye the...3 log the....aur fir 2 log yahi ruk gaye the....saayad wahi log...
Main(beech me)- samjh gaya....dekhu to ki saale kar kya rahe hai....tum jab tak....umm..1 aur coffy bana lo...main abhi aaya.....
Fir maine andar wale room tak pahucha aur jaise hi maine gate khola to saamne ka najara dekh kar meri hadi nikal gai....kyoki saamne wo dono aadmi us aourat ki hawa me latka kar chode ja rahe the....
Main(man me)- ye saale to full maze maar rahe hai....khair...maarne do....is bahane is kameeni ko samjh to aa jayega...ki galat kaam karne ka natija kitna bhayanak ho sakta hai....
Aur fir main wahi khada hua us aourat ki chudaai dekhne laga......ki tabhi mera phon baj pada....
( Call Par )
Main- ha koun....
DJ - teri mout.....DJ.....
Main- oh ho....to aakhirkaar tumhe meri yaad aa hi gai....bolo....kya bolna chahte ho....
DJ - main to boluga hi....par mujhe ye samjh me nhi aa raha ki apni mout se baat karne par bhi tumhari aawaaj me koi kouff nhi dikh raha.....
Main- kouff...wo bhi tujhse..hahaha.....kouff ko kabhi kouff nhi hota.....aur main kouff hu...tere liye....tere saathiyon ke liye....teri jindagi ke liye....
DJ - wah...gajab bolta hai...sach me....tu alka ki hi aoulaad hai....sach me....
Main- oye...ye faaltu ki baat chhod...aur bol....phon kyo kiya....
DJ - are haa....asal me tuhme kuch jaankari deni thi...ek tarah ki bad news samjho....
Main- bad news....accha...to bata hi do.....
DJ - to sun...main jaan chuka hu ki tu bhi us khajaane ke baare me jaan chuka hai....aur ab ye bhi mumkin hai ki tu uski chabiyon ke baare me bhi janta hi hoga.....bol...janta hai na....are janta hi hoga....sala wo buddha bina bataye to mara nhi hoga na....bol...sahi hai na....
Main- tum bolte raho.....
DJ - oh ho....gajab guroor hai teri baaton me.....khair...wo to main chaknachoor kar duga....wo bhi aaj hi....
Main(gusse se)- kaam ki baat kar.....samjha...
DJ - to sun...us khajane ki 4 chabiyan mere paas hai......bilkul mere saamne....
Main- kya bak raha hai...koun si chabhi...
DJ - are re....tu kitna bhola hai na....abe sun...ye naatak chhod...main janta hu ki mera baap marne ke pahle tujhe sab bata kar gaya hai...
Main(man me)- tujhe kya pata saale ki wo ab bhi jinda hai....
DJ - are haa....main batana bhiol gaya....asal me kuch der pahle hi mera baap mar chuka hai...tu nikla na waha se...bas usi ke turant baad....aur haa...wahi mujhe khajane ki ek chaabi mili...tera bada mama...pappu....
Main(shocked)- kya bak raha hai....
DJ - main bakta nhi bacche.....ab meri baat dhulyaan se sun...mere paas tere saare sage kaid hai....tere mama...teri mamiyan....tere sathi..tere dost..teri masooka....sab hai yaha....aur yakeen nhi hota...to khud dekh le...main blvedio bhejta hu....par uske pahle tujhe bata du...ki agar un sabko jinda dekhna chahta hai....to bina kusi chalaki ke tu aone baap ke sath mere paas aa ja...wo bhi bina hathyaar ke.....aur agar tune ya tere baap ne koi bhi chalaki ki...to samjho ki sab mare.....sab ke sab marege...samjha...ab rakh....
Fir DJ ne gusse se phon cut kar diya aur turant baad mere phon par ek vedio msg aa gaya.....
Us vedio ko jab maine play kiya to main dekh kar hairaan ho gaya....
Maine dekha ki usme wo sab hai...jinke baare me DJ bol raha tha.....
( Alok, riya, rony, pappu mama, neelam mami, chhote mama, chhoti mami, rekha, megha, anu, raksha aur sath me dhyaanchand ki laash )
Ye dekh kar meri aankho me gussa chha gaya aur dil ki dhadkane bhi bad gai......
Main- pappu mama aur saare......ye kaise fas gaye....kaise....haaattt.....aakhir ye sab hua kaise.....kaisseeee.....??????
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Ek car teji se sadak par bhaag rahi thi aur 2 cars uska pichha kar rahi thi....
Aage wali car me sanju tha...jo alka ko bachane ke liye use sath le kar bhaag raha tha.....aur uska pichhe the DJ ke aadmi.....
Sanju ne jab dekha ki aage sadak par bahut traffic hai to usne car ko sadak se utaar kar kacvhe raste par daal diya....aur DJ ke aadmi bji uske piche lag gaye.....
Dono ki cars full speed me doud rahi thi....ki achanak ek goli chali....aur sanju hadbada gaya....
Jis se sanju ki car ka balance bigda aur car ek ped ko ragad maarte huye nikal gai.....
Aur fir jaise hi sanju ne staring ghumaai to uske saamne ek aur ped aa gaya......juse bachane ke liye usne staring ko joor se ghuma diya....
Achanak staring ghoomne se car ke ek taraf ke tayre hawa me uth gaye....aur jab tak sanju car ko sambhal pata....uske saambe ek bada sa patthar aa gaya....
Car us pattar par uchhal kar nikli aur achanak se palat gai....
Car ulti padi thi.....petrol tank foot chuka tha....petrol nikal kar car ke aas-paas fail chuka tha.....aur sanju car me buri tarah fas chuka tha.....
Tabji DJ ke aadmiyon ki cars waha pahuchi...aur unhone nikal kar sanju ki car ko dekha...aur hasne lage....
Aadmi- ye to apne aap hi mar gaye....saale....bada souk yha na bhaagne ka....ab bhaag saale....
Aadmi- wo sab chhodo...ab ye batao ki karna kya hai.....inhe bachaaye ki marne de....
Aadmi- are...tum bhool gaye kya...boss ne bola tha ki jinda lao ya murda...koi fark nhi padega...
Aadmi- to thek hai....inhe nikaal kar le chalte hai....
Aadmi- bilkul nhi....inki kahani yahi khatm karte hai....
Aadmi- to karo fir...jo karna hai karo.....bas jaldi karo....isse pahle ki koi yaha aaye....niptao saalo ko....
Aadmi- abhi lo....ye raha...lighter....ye maine jalaya....aur ab dekhna....jaise hi main fekuga.....uske baat bas ek hi aawaaj aayegi....boom...
Aadmi- aur wo londa chilaayega....naahhiiiii.......fek fir...
Aur us aadmi ne lighter ko car ki taraf hawa me uchala....aur ek joordaar aawaaj us mahoul me goonj uthhi.....
""Ddddddhhaaaddddaaammmmm""
""Aaahhhhhhh...aah""
Ye aawaaj thi car ke bisfot ki.....jiski wajah se car ke parkhacche hawa me udhne lage.....
Aur sabse jyada hairaan karne wali thi us aourat ki photo....kyoki wo aourat thi meri badi mami.....neelam mami....
Main(man me)- neelam mami mere chhote mama ke sath.....kyo....aur mami ne ye baat mujhse chhipai......kyo.....ulta mujhse jhooth bola...kyo.....aakhir wo karna kya chahti hai....????
Ab Aage......
Neelam mami ki photo dekh kar main paresaan ho gaya tha...halaki chhote mama ki photo bhi mujhe hairaan kar rahi thi...par neelam mami ke saamne chote mama wali hairani kuch bhi nhi thi...
Aur iski wajah thi mera apni mami par bharosha....jis bharoshe ki dam par maine unke sath renu di ko bheja tha...aur ab kahi na kahi main renu di ka soch kar ghabrane laga tha.....
Dhyaanchand- kya hua beta....koi paresaani....
Main- chupchap pade raho...main bapis aauga....
Aur main turant waha se nikal aaya aur mami ko call karne laga....par unka phon out of range aa raha tha....
Thak kar maine renu di ko call kiya....par unka phon bhi switch off tha....jisse meri paresaani aur jyada ho gai....
Mujhe samjh hi nhi aa raha tha ki aage kya karu....kaha jaau...kaise mami tak pahuchu....aur unse puchu ki aakhir wo karna kya chahti hai....aur kyo....
Main waisi hi paresaani me call par call lagate huye us ghar se nikal aaya....aur car ko us jagah ki taraf douda diya....jaha maine renu di aur mami ko bheja tha....
Par tabhi mujhe kuch yaad aaya aur maine car rok di...
Main(man me)- main kyo bhaag raha hu....waha mere aadmi pahle se hai...to fir bhagna kyo....aur waise bhi...agar mami kuch alag karna chahti hai...to wo waha to nhi jaygi...bilkul nhi....main call to karu...
Fir maine call karke apne aadmiyon se pucha aur unka jawaab wahi tha...ki waha koi nhi pahucha....jise sun kar meri paresaani aur jyada bad gai....
Mujhe ye samjh hi nhi aa raha tha ki aakhir mami karna kya chahti hai....aur kyo....??
Main(man me)- ab kya karu...kaha talaash karu unko....pata nhi kaha hogi.....aur renu di...unko is sab se door rakhna chahta tha aur dekho...na chahte huye bhi wo fas hi gai....aaahh....kya karu....
Kuch der tak main car se bahar aa kar yu hi fadfadata raha....aur tab ja kar mujhe kuch yaad aaya....
Main- ohh...to ye baat thi.....saayad isiliye mami mujhse milna chahti thi....par us mantri ki wajah se.....haatt....kaash main kal mami se mil leta......kaash main ek baar mami se baat kar pata....tab saayad pata chalta ki mami ke dil me chal kya raha hai.....
Ki tabhi mera phon bajne laga...ye ek unknown number tha.....
( Call Par )
Main- hello...koun....
Menka- saab ji....main hu menka....wo bahadur ji ki...
Main(beech me)- wo main samjh gaya....bolo...kya baat hai....
Menka- aapse kuch jaroori baat karni thi....
Main- to bolo...main sun raha hu....
Menka- nhi...wo...aap kya abhi yaha aa sakte hai.....
Main- kyo...aisi kya khas baat hai....
Menka- kuch khas hi hai saab ji....agar aap thoda waqt nikaal kar aa jate to.....
Main- par kuch to bolo....kis baare me baat hai....haa...
Menka- wo....wo aapki neelam mami ke baare me...
Main(chounk kar)- kya....mami ke baare me...par tum....
Menka(beech me)- saab ji....aap aa jaiye...main sab batati hu....
Main- ok..main abhi pahucha.....
Aur maine car ko seedha SAM hotel ki taraf douda diya......
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EK SUNSAAN GHAR ME........
DJ pure gusse se bhara hua sharaab ke goont maar raha tha....aur uske saamne do kursiyon par do log baithe the...jo jinda to the...par kisi laash ki tarah hi thi....
Ye the alka aur nakli ankit....jise DJ abhi bhi asli ankit samjh raha tha......
DJ - rony.....kab aayega sala doctor....
Rony(sakpaka kar)- wo aate hi hoge.....nikal chuke hai...bas pahuch hi rahe hoge...
DJ- jaldi aaye to accha hai.....aur aa kar inka muh khulwa de to aur accha....warna aaj inke sath usko bhi jinda laash bana duga....
Rony- ye lo...wo aa gaye....aaiye doctor saab...
DJ(gate ki taraf dekh kar)- koun ho tum.....tum wo doctor to nhi lagte....
Dr - nhi....main wo nhi...main hu dr.pradhaan.....
DJ - par purana doctor kaha gaya.....
Dr - wo...uska accident ho gaya...to usi ne mujhe bheja hai...
DJ - sala....chalo theek hai...tum dekho inhe....aur inko hosh me laao....mujhe inse kuch jaroori baat karni hai....aur sabse pahle is aourat ko dekho....ladke ko baad me...
Dr - hmm...
DJ - aur sun...mujhe ye aaj hi hosh me chahiye....kam se kam ye aourat to jaroor chahiye...samjha na...
Dr - dekhiye.....hum apni taraf se puri kosis karege.....baki jo bhagwaan ki marji...
DJ - nhi...yaha sirf meri marji chalegi...samjha na...aur ye bata...ye hum se tera kya matlab hai...
Dr - hum matlab meri team....main apni team ke sath hi kaam karta hu....
DJ - par wo hai kaha....tu to akela aaya hai...
Dr (muskura kar)- nhi...hum sath hi aaye hai...wo bas saamaan le kar aa rahe hoge...lo...aa gaye....
Dr ke kahte hi DJ ne gate ki taraf dekha aur uske saamne ek ladki aur 1 ladka aa gaya.....
Dr - ye rahi meri team....ye mera assistent aur meri nursh....
DJ (ghoorte huye)- accha....chalo...ab lag jaao kaam par.....
Dr - haa....hume ek room chahiye hoga....
DJ - room kisliye...yahi karo jo karna hai...
Dr - dekhiye....ye kaam aise nhi hote....aapko inko theek karwana hai ki nhi...
DJ - aur nhi to kya....
Dr - to bas...hume ek band room chahiye...waha hum inka treatment karege....
DJ - par yaha kya paresaani hai.....
Dr - dekhiye...hume inke dimaag ko dekhna hoga....surgery bhi karni pade saayad...aur ye kaam aise sabke saamne shor-gol me nhi hote....hume shant mahoul chahiye...nhi to jara si galti hui nhi...ki inki jaan bhi ja sakti hai...
DJ - nhi...inko jinda rahna hoga.....kisi bhi keemat par....ye rony...le ja sabko room me.....main yahi intzaar karta hu....aaj to main us alka ka muh khulwa kar hi jauga......
Aur DJ ne gusse se pura peg gatak liya....aur yaha rony aur dr ki team alka aur nakli ankit ke sath room me aa gaye....
Rony(room me aate hi)- aapko doctor ne sab bata to diya na....haa...
Dr - nhi....kyo...
Rony- are...kyo ka kya matlab....are inke sath kuch nhi karna.....jante hai na aap....
Dr - accha....kuch nhi karna tha to hume bulaya kyo...haa...
Rony- are...ye kya bol rahe ho aap.....aapko pata bhi hai ki aapke doctor kis ke liye kaam kar rahe the...aur inhe jante ho aap...ye aourat...ye koun hai...jante ho....
Dr - ha rony...hum sab jante hai...ye alka hai....ankit ki maa...aur is se pahle ki tum aur kuch bolo...tum bhi jaan lo ki hum koun hai...
Rony(hairani se)- matlab......koun hai aap....
Dr(dheere se)- tu hum sabko janta hai...jara dhyaan se dekh....
Rony(dekhte hute)- mujhe to kuch samjh nhi aa raha.....aap bataiye na....waise bhi time kam hai...
Dr - batata hu...par pahle ye bata ki tune DJ ke aane ki baat ankit ko kyo nhi batai.....
Rony- are...wo mujhe pata hi nhi tha....aur kamaal ki baat ye hai ki maine jo device iske mobile me lagaya tha...wo bhi kaam nhi kar raha....to main kuch nhi kar paya....jab ye aa gaya...tab ja kar main ankit ko bata paaya.....isiliye alka aunty ko yaha se bhej bhi nhi saka....
Dr - koi nhi...hum isiliye aaye hai.....ab tu tention mat le...hum sab dekh lege....
Rony - wo theek hai...par aap ye to batao ki aap ho koun....
Dr (muskura kar)- ye ladka hai sanju aur ladki hai riya...aur main hu....
Rony(beech me)- alok sir....
Dr - are wah...tu to pahchan gaya...
Rony- thank god ki aap log aa gaye...nahi to main ye soch kar hi paresaan tha ki aage kya hoga....kyoki DJ to aaj kasam kha kar aaya hai ki wo alka aunty ka muh khulwa kar hi jayga....
Dr - to khane do....tum tention chhodo aur baahar jao.....baki hum dekh lege...
Rony- ok...main jata hu....
Dr - riya...tum gate lock karo..aur sanju...tum khidki se jao aur us nakli alka ko le aao....
Fir dr yani ki alok ke hukum ke hisaab se sab kaam huye aur waha bahar DJ sharaab pita hua dr ke nikalne ka intzaar karne laga......
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ANKIT KE GHAR ME........
Is waqt ghar me sirf alka aur manu hi moujood thi......
Wo dono baaten hi kar rahi thi ki alka ka phon bajne laga.....
Manu- kiska phon aa gaya....sir ka hai kya....
Alka- aur kiska ho sakta hai...wahi hai....
( Call Par )
Alka- bolo.....
DJ - kaisi ho meri jaan.....
Alka- ye puchhne ke lite call kiya tha.....
DJ - hmm...bhadki hui ho....chalo koi baat nhi...main abhi tumhara mood theek kar deta hu....
Alka- accha....to karo...main bhi to dekhu ki tum kya karte ho....
DJ - time aa gaya meri jaan....
Alka(khush ho kar)- kya....tum..tum sach bol rahe ho na...
DJ - haa....bilkul sach.....
Alka- matlab tumhe khajane ki saari chabiyan mil gai....
DJ - bilkul.....humara plan kaamyaab raha....buddhe ne aakhir muh khol hi diya.....
Alka- wah....ye to good se bhi jyada good news hai....accha to...to kya ab yaha rahna....
DJ - koi jaroorat nhi...tum abhi ke abhi waha se niklo....aur ek baat....usko khatm kar ke hi aana.....
Ye sun kar alka ne manu ki taraf dekha....aur fir chal kar thoda door pahuch gai.....
Alka(dheere se)- par kyo...usne to humara sath diya na.....
DJ - janta hu...par sath dena uski iksha nhi...balki majboori thi....aur jab wo majboor nhi rahegi...tab saayad uska zameer jaag jaaye....to ho sakta hai ki wo humare liye khatarnaak saabit ho jaaye....aur fir ankit bhi to us par bharosha karta hai...kahi usi bharoshe ki khatir.....
Alka(dheere se)- par wo to marne hi wala hai na....
DJ - haa...wo to marega hi...par main koi risk nhi lena chahta....aur mujhe saboot chhodne ki buri aadat bhi nhi...janti ho na....
Alka- hmm..par uska bhai to...
DJ - bola na....maar kar aao...bas....
Alka- theek hai....par aana kaha hai....
DJ - tum use maaro aut ghar se niklo.....baahar koi tumhara intzaar kar raha hai....aur paril bhi pahuchti hi hogi.....
Alka- ohk...main bas 10 minute me nikalti hu....
Ye bol kar alka ne call rakha aur jaise hi usne manu ki taraf dekha to manu muskura uthi....
Manu- kya kaha sir ne.....
Alka- unhine kahs ki time aa gaya hai...
Manu- yes....matlab ab mujhe aur naatak nhi karna hoga...hum aazaad hoge...
Alka(aage bad kar)- ha....tum aaj se aazaad hi rahogi.....
Ye bolte huye alka bed ke paas aai aur apne sirhane ki taraf takiye ke neeche se gun nikali aur bapis khadi ho gai.....
Manu- main to bahut khush hu....itne dino se naatak kar-kar ke thak chuki thi....ab to bas jald se jald ye sab khatm ho...aur main apne.....aahh..ye kya kar rahi ho....ye gun...mujh par kyo...
Manu bol hi rahi thi ki alka ghoomi aur manu par gun taan di...
Alka- maaf karna....par tumhe ab marna hoga....
Manu- par kyo...main...main to tumhare sath hu....maine har kadam par tumhara sath diya....ankit....ankit ko jhooth bola...use dhokha diya...aur uske badle....
Alka(joor se)- haa...usi ke badle tumhe mout milegi....kyoki jab tum us ankit ko dhokha de sakti ho...to hume bhi de sakti ho na....
Manu- nhi...main..main tumhe...kaise...kabhi nhi....
Alka- sorry yaar...par main majboor hu...tumhe marna hi hoga....
Manu- plz..meri baat suno...plz...mujhe jane do...main apni family ke sath.....
Alka(beech me)- nhi yaar...main tumhe nhi chhod sakti....ab shant ho jao.....kyoki shanti se marogi...to aatma ko bhi shanti milegi.....ok....3....2....
Manu- nhi....plz....
Alka- 1....bye....bye.....
Aur fir room me goli chane ki aawaaj aai.....aur ek joordaar cheekh pure ghar me goonj uthi....
""Nnnnnaaahhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"""
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EK SUNSAAN GHAR ME..........
DJ baitha hua sharaab hi pi raha tha ki uske saamne doctor aur uski nurse aa gai....
DJ - kya hua doctor....sab theek to hua na....
Dr - ha....but eo ab bhi behosh hu hai....
DJ - par baat to unhe pure hosh me lane ki hui thi na.....
Dr - haa..aur humne puri kosis bji ki....par hum ye nhi kar sake....unki haalat abhi bhi waisi hi hai....
DJ - hmm...matlab tum kisi kaam ke nhi....
Dr - aisa nhi hai...par hum kare kya....humne saare test kiye...sab check kiya....fir bhi humne unhe....
DJ (beech me)- unhe hosh meal la nhi sake......hai na...
Dr - hmm....
DJ - theek hai...koi baat nhi....wo hosh me nhi aaye to na sahi....
Dr - ok...hum nikalte hai fir.....
DJ - are...maine jane ko to bola hi nhi....
Dr - matlab....
DJ - matlab ye....ki ab tum sab yahi rahoge....meri kaid me....
Dr - ye kya bakwas hai.....hume aur bhi kaam hai....samjhe...hum ja rahe hai....
DJ - aisi galti mat karna.....warna main tumhe bhi laash bana duga...wo bhi puri laash...jinda laash nhi...samjhe...
Rony- are sir..ye aap kya bol rahe hai...ye to doctor hai...aur apne hi aadmi hai...to....
DJ (beech me)- apne....haa...abe saale....mere chehre par kya chutiya likha hua hai kya...haa...main acche se jaan gaya hu ki ye koun hai....
Rony(sahama hua)- mm..matlab....
DJ - matlab ye munna...ki ye doctor nhi....ye hai wo kameena..jo apni duty chhod kar us saale ankit ka sath dene aa gaya....sala alok....
Rony(man me)- mar gaye...ise kaise pata ki...khair...isse pahle ki ye kuch kare....main ise hi pakad leta hu....aadmi to yaha mere hi hai....
DJ - kya hua munna....teri fat gai kya....
Rony- kya...nhi...nhi to...main kyo...mujhe kya lena - dena inse....
DJ - accha...aur doctor saab....tumhara kya kahna hai....
Alok (nakli daadi nikaal kar)- ab kahane ka nhi...balki karne ka time aa gaya hai.....samjha....
DJ - bahut khoob....acvha kiya ki tumne khud hi sach bak diya....ab jara ye bhi samjha do ki ye ladki koun hai....nurse to pakka nhi hogi...hai na....
Riya(baalon ki big nikaal kar)- sahi pahchana.....main koi nurse nhi...balki teri mout hu....
DJ - wah....randi ki beti ke itne tever....huh...tu saali us richa randi ki hi aoukaad hai na...haa...
Riya- ha....main wahi hu....aur ab main batati hu ki meri maa ko randi bolne ka anjaam kya hota hai.....
DJ - accha...to fir aao...der kis baat ki....aao saalo...
Ye bolte hute DJ ne glass ko jameen par de mara aur haalaat ki gambheerta samjh kar rony ne apne aadmiyon ko isara kar diya...
Par isse pahle wo aadmi DJ ki taraf badte....bahar se kuch hathyaarband aadmi aa gaye aur sabko gun ki nok par khada kar diya....
Rony(man me)- ye...ye log kaha se aa gaye...aur ye hai koun....
DJ - kya hua rony beta....hairaan rah gaye na....
Rony(ghabra kar)- main...main kyi...nhi to...
DJ - abe saale....ab bhi naatak....teri to...oye...isko batao ki mujhe dhokha dene ka anjaam kya hota hai...batao...
Tabhi ek aadmi rony ki taraf aaya aur uske muh par gun ka pichla hissa de mara...jisse rony karah utha aur uske muh se khoon nikal aaya....aur tabhi us aadmi ne rony ke pair me laat mari aur uska sir pakad kar jameena par patak diya....aur uski peeth par pair jama kar khada ho gaya....
Rony- aaahhh....ye sab kyo....
Alok(aage bad kar)- rony....
DJ - ruk ja alok....ek kadam bhi mat badana....agar aage bada...to pahle ye ladki jaygi....dekh le....gun ready hai iske sor me goli daalne ke liye....dekh le.....
Alok- ye sab sun kar majboor ho kar piche ho gaya....aur waha rony dard se tadapne laga....
DJ - kya hua rony....yahi soch raha hai na ki mujhe ye sab kaise pata laga...ki ye doctor nakli hai....aur mere aadmi bhi....hai na....
Rony- aahh...tum bachoge nhi....samjhe na....
DJ - wah...akad abhi bhi baki hai....are suno....saale ki akad nikalo...are ruko...pahle ise bata to du ki mujhe ye sab kisne bataya....tabhi to maza aayga....
Alok- dekho DJ....tum use chhod do....uska khoon bah raha hai...plz.....hum aaraam se baat karte hai na....
DJ (joor se) - abe chup....khoon banta hai to bahne de...jyada se jyada kya hoga....marega hi na....waise bhi jab ye janega ki iske baare me batane wali khud iski girlfriend parul hai....tab to ye waise bhi mar jayga na....saali parul bhi badi kamaal hai.....apne lover ko bhi fasa diya....hahaha....
Rony(man me)- parul....tumne aisa kiya....par tumhe ye pata kaise chala....kisne bataya tumhe...
Alok(hairani se)- kya kaha tumne....parul ne tumhe bataya...par ye kaise mumkin hai...
DJ - mumkin kaise nhi hoga.....ye mumkin hua mere bheje aadmi ki wajah se....jise mane ankit bana kar usi ke ghar me rakh diya....aur tum sab use asli ankit samjh kar sab kuch batate rahe...aur usne ye saari baaten patul ke dwara mujh tak pahucha di....ab samjh aa gaya na...
Alok(man me)- ye kya bak raha hai....iska bheja ankit to yaha jinda laash banke pada hai...to fir ye kaise possible hai....parul ko ankit to ye sab bata nhi sakta...jaroor kuch to hai...jo abhi saamne nhi...samjh nhi aa raha ki ye sab...
DJ - bas...ab jo sochna hai...wo baad me sochna....chalo....in teeno ko baandh kar daal do...aur....ek minute...alok..tere sath jo ladka tha...wo kaha gaya...oye...tum me se koi room me ja kar us ladke ko le aao...dekhu to ki wo kameena hai koun...
DJ itna bola hi tha ki baahar se car start hone ki aawaaj aai aut use sun kar alok muskura utha...
DJ - bahut hadi aa rahi hai....par tu ghabra mat....tera sathi kahi nhi jane wala....jao...uska pichs karo...aur le aso use...jinda ya murda....samjhe...ab jao...
( Asal me jab alok aur riya ki pahchaan DJ ke saamne aai....us waqt sanju andar room me tha....aur asli alka ko bahar nikaal raha tha.....
Pahle sanju ne socha ki bahar ja kar alok ki help kare...par jab DJ ke aadmi aa gaye to sanju ruk gaya aur asli alka ko khidki se nikaal kar car se nikal gaya.....)
Yaha DJ ka order milte hi uske aadmi sanju ke piche nikal pade....aur baki ke aadmiyon me rony,alok aur riya ko baandh kar room me band kar diya....
Aadmi- ab kya kare sir....
DJ - filhaal to main daru piuga.....aur intzaar karuga ankit ke aane ka.....kyoki main janta hu....ki ankit yaha jaroor aayega....use aana hi hoga.....ankit....come....ur death is waiting.....hahahaha....
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HOTEL SAM ME..........
Main SAM hotel me ja kar seedha us room me pahucha jaha bahadur aur menka rah rahe the.....
Main(joor se)- bahadur....bahadur.....
Menka (saamne aa kar)- aaiye saab ji.....
Main- hmm...waise ye bahadur kaha hai....
Menka- wo....wo to kal raat se hi nhi aaye....bol ke gaye ki kisi jaroori kaam se ja rahe hai....
Main- accha...kuch bataya kya ki kis kaam se aur kaha ja raha hai.......
Menka- nhi..par haa...wo ek lifafa de kar gaye hai....kah rahe the ki agar main 2-3 din me na loutu to wo aapko de du....
Main- laao....kaha hai wo lifafa....
Menka- wo dusre kamre me hai....chaliye....
Main- hmm..
Fir main menka ke sath gaya aur wo lifafa khol kar dekhne laga.....
Main(muskura kar)- chalo....tention khatm....
Menka- kya hua baba.....kya hai is me......
Main- kuch khaas hi hai....mere liye...ruko 1 minute....tum 1 coffy le aao....
Fir menka coffy lene chali gai aur maine apne aadmi ko call kar ke ek kaam samjha diya.....
( Asal me hua ye tha ki maine bahadur ko apne chhote mama par najar rakhne ko bola tha....aur usne apna kaam bakhoobi kiya....
Fir jab mere chhote mama , neelam mami se mile aur unhone renu di ko nuksaan pahuchane ka plan kiya to bahadur unke pichhe nikal gaya.....
Aur us lifafe me usne mujhe wo wajah batai thi...jis wajah se mama-mami ne mujhse gaddari karne ka socha tha.....)
Khair.....thodi der baad menka coffy le kar aai...aur jab wo coffy dene jhuki to uska pallu sarak gaya aur uske blouse me kase huye gore doodho ka kuch hissa mere saamne aa gaya....
Main(man me)- wow....kya mast badan hai iska.....isne to sirf itna hi dikha kar aag laga di....
Menka- saab ji....coffy....
Main- huh...lao...aur tum baitho...
Menka turant apna pallu theek kar ke saamne padi chair par baithne lagi to maine use apne baju me baithne ko kaha....
Menka- aapke baju me....nhi-nhi...main kaise....
Main- are...isme kya...chalo aao...ye mera hukum samjho....
Menka- ji saab ji....
Aur menka mere baju me aa kar baith gai aur uske badak ki mast khusbu mujhe mahsoos hone lagi....
Kyoki main to thahra tharki....to aourat ke badan ki khusbu aate hi main paagal sa hone lagta hu......
Main menka ki khushbu me khoya hi yha ki mujhe ek aourat ki cheekh sunaai di......
Main- ye kya tha...ye to...ye koun cheekha....wo bhi yaha...
Menka- wo saab ji...wo apurat hai na...jise aapne yaha kaid kita tha....ye usi ki cheekh hai....
Main- par kyo...ab kya paresaani ho gai use....
Menka- wo...wo aapke hi aadmi aaye the na....
Main- par wo to kal aane wale the....fir aaj.....
Menka- kal hi aaye the...3 log the....aur fir 2 log yahi ruk gaye the....saayad wahi log...
Main(beech me)- samjh gaya....dekhu to ki saale kar kya rahe hai....tum jab tak....umm..1 aur coffy bana lo...main abhi aaya.....
Fir maine andar wale room tak pahucha aur jaise hi maine gate khola to saamne ka najara dekh kar meri hadi nikal gai....kyoki saamne wo dono aadmi us aourat ki hawa me latka kar chode ja rahe the....
Main(man me)- ye saale to full maze maar rahe hai....khair...maarne do....is bahane is kameeni ko samjh to aa jayega...ki galat kaam karne ka natija kitna bhayanak ho sakta hai....
Aur fir main wahi khada hua us aourat ki chudaai dekhne laga......ki tabhi mera phon baj pada....
( Call Par )
Main- ha koun....
DJ - teri mout.....DJ.....
Main- oh ho....to aakhirkaar tumhe meri yaad aa hi gai....bolo....kya bolna chahte ho....
DJ - main to boluga hi....par mujhe ye samjh me nhi aa raha ki apni mout se baat karne par bhi tumhari aawaaj me koi kouff nhi dikh raha.....
Main- kouff...wo bhi tujhse..hahaha.....kouff ko kabhi kouff nhi hota.....aur main kouff hu...tere liye....tere saathiyon ke liye....teri jindagi ke liye....
DJ - wah...gajab bolta hai...sach me....tu alka ki hi aoulaad hai....sach me....
Main- oye...ye faaltu ki baat chhod...aur bol....phon kyo kiya....
DJ - are haa....asal me tuhme kuch jaankari deni thi...ek tarah ki bad news samjho....
Main- bad news....accha...to bata hi do.....
DJ - to sun...main jaan chuka hu ki tu bhi us khajaane ke baare me jaan chuka hai....aur ab ye bhi mumkin hai ki tu uski chabiyon ke baare me bhi janta hi hoga.....bol...janta hai na....are janta hi hoga....sala wo buddha bina bataye to mara nhi hoga na....bol...sahi hai na....
Main- tum bolte raho.....
DJ - oh ho....gajab guroor hai teri baaton me.....khair...wo to main chaknachoor kar duga....wo bhi aaj hi....
Main(gusse se)- kaam ki baat kar.....samjha...
DJ - to sun...us khajane ki 4 chabiyan mere paas hai......bilkul mere saamne....
Main- kya bak raha hai...koun si chabhi...
DJ - are re....tu kitna bhola hai na....abe sun...ye naatak chhod...main janta hu ki mera baap marne ke pahle tujhe sab bata kar gaya hai...
Main(man me)- tujhe kya pata saale ki wo ab bhi jinda hai....
DJ - are haa....main batana bhiol gaya....asal me kuch der pahle hi mera baap mar chuka hai...tu nikla na waha se...bas usi ke turant baad....aur haa...wahi mujhe khajane ki ek chaabi mili...tera bada mama...pappu....
Main(shocked)- kya bak raha hai....
DJ - main bakta nhi bacche.....ab meri baat dhulyaan se sun...mere paas tere saare sage kaid hai....tere mama...teri mamiyan....tere sathi..tere dost..teri masooka....sab hai yaha....aur yakeen nhi hota...to khud dekh le...main blvedio bhejta hu....par uske pahle tujhe bata du...ki agar un sabko jinda dekhna chahta hai....to bina kusi chalaki ke tu aone baap ke sath mere paas aa ja...wo bhi bina hathyaar ke.....aur agar tune ya tere baap ne koi bhi chalaki ki...to samjho ki sab mare.....sab ke sab marege...samjha...ab rakh....
Fir DJ ne gusse se phon cut kar diya aur turant baad mere phon par ek vedio msg aa gaya.....
Us vedio ko jab maine play kiya to main dekh kar hairaan ho gaya....
Maine dekha ki usme wo sab hai...jinke baare me DJ bol raha tha.....
( Alok, riya, rony, pappu mama, neelam mami, chhote mama, chhoti mami, rekha, megha, anu, raksha aur sath me dhyaanchand ki laash )
Ye dekh kar meri aankho me gussa chha gaya aur dil ki dhadkane bhi bad gai......
Main- pappu mama aur saare......ye kaise fas gaye....kaise....haaattt.....aakhir ye sab hua kaise.....kaisseeee.....??????
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Ek car teji se sadak par bhaag rahi thi aur 2 cars uska pichha kar rahi thi....
Aage wali car me sanju tha...jo alka ko bachane ke liye use sath le kar bhaag raha tha.....aur uska pichhe the DJ ke aadmi.....
Sanju ne jab dekha ki aage sadak par bahut traffic hai to usne car ko sadak se utaar kar kacvhe raste par daal diya....aur DJ ke aadmi bji uske piche lag gaye.....
Dono ki cars full speed me doud rahi thi....ki achanak ek goli chali....aur sanju hadbada gaya....
Jis se sanju ki car ka balance bigda aur car ek ped ko ragad maarte huye nikal gai.....
Aur fir jaise hi sanju ne staring ghumaai to uske saamne ek aur ped aa gaya......juse bachane ke liye usne staring ko joor se ghuma diya....
Achanak staring ghoomne se car ke ek taraf ke tayre hawa me uth gaye....aur jab tak sanju car ko sambhal pata....uske saambe ek bada sa patthar aa gaya....
Car us pattar par uchhal kar nikli aur achanak se palat gai....
Car ulti padi thi.....petrol tank foot chuka tha....petrol nikal kar car ke aas-paas fail chuka tha.....aur sanju car me buri tarah fas chuka tha.....
Tabji DJ ke aadmiyon ki cars waha pahuchi...aur unhone nikal kar sanju ki car ko dekha...aur hasne lage....
Aadmi- ye to apne aap hi mar gaye....saale....bada souk yha na bhaagne ka....ab bhaag saale....
Aadmi- wo sab chhodo...ab ye batao ki karna kya hai.....inhe bachaaye ki marne de....
Aadmi- are...tum bhool gaye kya...boss ne bola tha ki jinda lao ya murda...koi fark nhi padega...
Aadmi- to thek hai....inhe nikaal kar le chalte hai....
Aadmi- bilkul nhi....inki kahani yahi khatm karte hai....
Aadmi- to karo fir...jo karna hai karo.....bas jaldi karo....isse pahle ki koi yaha aaye....niptao saalo ko....
Aadmi- abhi lo....ye raha...lighter....ye maine jalaya....aur ab dekhna....jaise hi main fekuga.....uske baat bas ek hi aawaaj aayegi....boom...
Aadmi- aur wo londa chilaayega....naahhiiiii.......fek fir...
Aur us aadmi ne lighter ko car ki taraf hawa me uchala....aur ek joordaar aawaaj us mahoul me goonj uthhi.....
""Ddddddhhaaaddddaaammmmm""
""Aaahhhhhhh...aah""
Ye aawaaj thi car ke bisfot ki.....jiski wajah se car ke parkhacche hawa me udhne lage.....
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ankit hamesha kaam ki bajay chudai me dhyan jyada deta hai................
pahle to mana ki use aisa banane ki sazishein ki gayi thi............lekin ab
ab itne hadson ke baad aur itni thokron ke baad bhi wo dhgokhe aur galtiyan hi jhelta ja raha hai
apne kisi bhi sathi par najar nahin rakh pata
badi mami aur chhote mama ne apna khel khela aur DJ ke shikanje mein fans gaye.............
DJ ke baap ke upar DJ ki puri najar thi........ ankit ka koi admi DJ ko har khabar de raha tha..... lekin ankit ko kuchh pata nahin
rony ki har khabar DJ ko thi..........
parul shuru se DJ ke liye kaam kar rahi hai......... lekin ankit ko aj tak pata hi nahin chala
khair............. dekhte hain.......... itni laparwahiyon aur aise khatarnak dushmanon ke hote huye bhi ankit sirf chudai se hi shayad sab ko maar kar jit jaye
hero hone ka fayda to milna hi chahiye use
pahle to mana ki use aisa banane ki sazishein ki gayi thi............lekin ab
ab itne hadson ke baad aur itni thokron ke baad bhi wo dhgokhe aur galtiyan hi jhelta ja raha hai
apne kisi bhi sathi par najar nahin rakh pata
badi mami aur chhote mama ne apna khel khela aur DJ ke shikanje mein fans gaye.............
DJ ke baap ke upar DJ ki puri najar thi........ ankit ka koi admi DJ ko har khabar de raha tha..... lekin ankit ko kuchh pata nahin
rony ki har khabar DJ ko thi..........
parul shuru se DJ ke liye kaam kar rahi hai......... lekin ankit ko aj tak pata hi nahin chala
khair............. dekhte hain.......... itni laparwahiyon aur aise khatarnak dushmanon ke hote huye bhi ankit sirf chudai se hi shayad sab ko maar kar jit jaye
hero hone ka fayda to milna hi chahiye use
vadiya update Hy veer gNice update Ankit bhai....super excited for next update
shabjaila
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nice.... shoking....great update..ANKIT BHAI . bhai update juld hi dedo ...mind ghoomk raha hai....please yaar