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Last me aapne padha ki ek taraf DJ apne hi baap dhyaanchand ko marwane ke liye gunde bhejta hai....but akram use aur megha ke pariwar ko bacha leta hai....
Wahi dusri taraf nakli alka , renu ko maarne ki kosis karti hai par ankit use bacha leta hai aur fir nakli alka ko saza ke tour par jam kar chodta hai....
Wahi dilkas hotel me baitha hua DJ jab nakli alka se baat jarta gai to wo use batata gai ki jo ankit abhi ankit ke ghar me hai...wo koi mask pahne huye nakli ankit nhi...balki ankit ka hi judwa bhai hai.....
Jise sun kar nakli alka bhouchakki rah jati hai.....
Ab Aage.......
ANKIT KE GHAR ME........
DJ ki baat sun kar alka (nakli ) ko ek joordaar shock lag gaya tha....wo apne aap me hi kuch sochte huye ekdam chup ho gai thi....aur dusri taraf DJ usko baar-baar aawaaz de raha tha.....
( Call Par )
DJ - hello...hello...kya hua....areeeee...kuch to bolo.....helloooooo....
Alka(chounk kar)- huh...ha..ha bol rahi hu....kya kah rahe the.....
DJ - maine kaha ki wo ladka bhi alka ka hi beta hai....us saale ankit ka bada bhai.....
Alka- par...par ye kaise ho sakta hai....alka ne to sirf ek hi ladke ko jamlnm diya tha...aur wo hai ankit....to ye dusra kaha se aa gaya....haa....
DJ - nhi...usne 2 ladko ko janm diya tha....2 judwa ladko ko....
Alka- judwa....par tab to doctor ne yahi bola tha ki ek hi ladka hua hai....to wo...
DJ (beech me)- haa....yahi kaha tha....par wo sach nhi tha.....
Alka- matlab usne jhooth kaha tha....par kyo...??
DJ - kyoki main aisa hi chahta tha.....
Alka(chounk kar)- kya....matlab tum...tum waha the....par ye kaise ho sakta hai....tum to....
DJ (beech me)- jail me tha.....yahi bolna chahti ho na.....
Alka- haa.....to fir kaise....
DJ(beech me)- kaise....kyo...kab...kaha....tum ye sab bhool jao.....filhaal jo kaha hai us par bharosha karo.....baki milne par bata duga....ok
Alka- hmm...to ab...aage kya socha....aur kitne din aisi jindagi jeeni hogi....
DJ - bas kuch din...bas ek baar wo alka muh khol de.....to samjho sab ho gaya....chalo ab tum phon rakho....mujhe thoda kaam hai....
Alka- theek hai.....par jaldi karna....mujhe yaha kuch theek nhi lagta....
DJ (muskura kar)- ha meri jaan....main bhi tumhe door rakh kar khush nhi hu....bas thoda ruko....fir aish hi aish hoge....chalo bye.....
Alka- bye.....
Fir jaise hi DJ ne call cut kar ke apne saamne khade apne bhai(mantri) ko dekha....to muskurane laga.....
DJ - kya hua chhote....aise kyo dekh raha hai......
Mantri- aapne abhi jo kaha....kya wo sach tha....
DJ - pahle ye to bata ki tu kis baare me bol raha hai.....
Mantri- ankit....aur kya....kya wo ladka ankit ka bhai.....
DJ (hath dikha kar)- tune jo bhi suna hai....use apne tak hi rahne dena......aur ab is baare me koi baat nhi hogi.....samjhe....
Mantri- par bhai....
DJ (beech me)- bola na.....abhi nhi....abhi tu ja.....mujhe kuch der ke liye akela chhhod de.....ja....
Mantri(man maar kar)- hmm...theek hai.....
Ye bol kar mantri nikal gaya....aur DJ aaraam karne laga......
Wahi dusri taraf ankit ke ghar me moujood nakli alka , DJ ki kahi baaton ke baare me sochne lagi.....use abhi bhi samjh nhi aa raha tha ki ankit ka bhai kab paida hua...aur DJ ke hath kaise laga.......
Alka(man me)- ek to mujhe ye samjh nhi aa raha ki alka ne 2 bete kab paida kar diye....aur uper se ye ladka....ye to hath dho kar mere piche pad gaya hai....sala bilkul ankit ki tarah hi hai....waisa hi chodta hai....kameena.....aur uper se ye DJ meri baat hi nhi samjh raha.....ab use kaise batau ki uski jaan ko wo ankit aur ye ladka....dono chod chuke hai....aur wo bhi berahmi se......huh....kya karu main.....kisse bolu.....kisi se bol bhi to nhi sakti....aaahhh....kya karu....
Yu hi sochte-sochte alka ki need kab lag gai....ye use bhi pata nhi chala......
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SHARAABI KE ADDE PAR.......
Yaha najam jab se aai thi tab se hi khush thi....kyoki ek to use DJ naam ki bala se chhutkara mil gaya tha aur akash ke roop me apna pahla pyaar bhi mil chuka tha......
Najam is waqt akash ke intzaar me room me baithi hui dil hi dil soch rahi thi ki ab use aage kya karna chahiye....kya yu hi akash ki rakhel ban kar jindagi bitani chahiye ya DJ ka sath de kar uski jindagi ka maqsad pura karana chahiye.....
Bajam(man me)- bgaad me jaaye DJ.....main ab uski koi madad nhi karne wali.....badi muskil se to ankit se bachi hu....warna ab tak maar hi dala hota usne....to ab use dhokha de kar DJ ki tarafdaari.....kya karu....na to main marna chahti hu aur na hi main DJ ko marte dekhna chahti hu.....aakhir ab karu kya....hmm..ek rasta hai...agar nain kisi tarah akash ko apne hath me le kar samjha lu to DJ bach sakta hai.....are akash ki baat to ankit bhi nhi taal sakta....aur is tarah DJ jinda bhi rahega aur main bhi akash ki rakhel ban kar apni jindagi khushali se jee lugi.....
Najam ye sab soch hi rahi thi ki tabhi room ka darwaja khula aur ek hatta-katta mard andar aaya....
Najam- tum....tum koun ho....
Sharabi- main hi hu asli sharabi.....
Najam(hairani se)- matlab sharabi naam ka saksh sach me hai...mujhe to laga tha ki.....
Sharabi(beech me)- tumhe jo bhi laga ho....lagde do....par tumhare lagne se to haqiqat nhi badal sakti na.....
Najam(sahmi hui)- accha....matlab sharabi sach me hai....to fir ye sab naatak kyo....
Sharabi- humari marji....tujhe kya.....
Najam- tujhe kya...matlab.....are main hi to is naatak me fasi hu....aur mujhe hi puchte ho ki mujhe kya....
Sharabi(joir se)- chup....yaha aawaaj neeche rakh baat kar....warna us gale ko hi ukhaad diya jayga jo itni unchi aawaaj nikalta hai....samjhi.....
Najam(saham kar)- sorry...main to bas puch rahi thi ki akash kaha hai...aur aapko mujhse kya kaam hai....
Sharabi- kaam to bada aasaan hai.....wahi...jisme tujhe maharath haasil hai...mard ko khush karna....
Najam(chounk kar)- kya...matlab tum...mere sath....
Sharabi- haa...main....tere sath....tere sath abhi tha-tha thaiya karne wala hu...haha....
Najam(sahmi hui)- nhi....aisa mat karo...main akash ki....tum aksh ko bulao....mujhe usse baat karni hai....
Sharabi(haste huye)- wo sab baad me.....abhi to bas tu mujhe khush kar....aaja....
Aur ye bol jar sharabi bed par baithi najam par toot pada aur najam majboori me uska jyada birodh bhi nhi kar saki......
Najam(man me)- lagta hai ki ek aur lund meri choot me muhar lagane wala hai....koi baat nhi.....itne khaye to ek aur sahi....chal saale....tu bhi najam ke hushm ka maza chakh le....aaja...
Aur fir najam bhi sharabi ka pura sath dene lagi......par use ye pata nhi tha ki ye sab ek jaal tha...jisme fas kar najam ne apna sab kych kho diya tha.......
Waha najam maze maar rahi thi aur yaha S ke paas ek call aaya....jo abhi DJ ke paas hi ja raha tha......
S (call par)- haa...to kaam ho hi gaya....theek hai....tum mujhe bhej dena....fir main DJ ko bhi dikha duga.....aur yakeen mano....agar ye chaal kaamyaab rahi na....to DJ to waqt ke pahle hi khatm samjho....ok...chalo...main wait karta hu......
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ANKIT KE GHAR ME..........
Alka ko chodne ke baad main renu ke baju me aa kar so gaya tha......aur fir jab renu ki aankh khuli to mujhe aur room ke toote gate ko dekh kar chounk gai....
Par fir usne mujhe pyaar se dekka aur mere seene par sir rakh kar let gai...jisse kuch hi der me meri need khul gai.....
Main- to aap jaag gai....
Renu- hmm...aur tumhe bhi jaga diya.....hai na....
Main- to kya.....waise itna pyaar kyo aa gaya.....kya mood ban gaya....haa...
Renu- mood....wo to tumhare liye hamesha hi bana rahega....par tumne mana kiya tha na.....
Main- hmm....aur sahi kiya tha.....main nhi chahta ki maine jo bhi kiya....wo ab bhi karu...aur wo bhi ye sach janne ke baad ki aapke aur mere dad ek hi hai....samjhi na....
Renu- janti hu....isliye main bhi aisa nhi sochti ab....
Main- to fir itna pyaar kyo....
Renu- wo...wo to apne bhai par aaya hai.....kuoki usne abhi-abhi mera bura hone se bachaya hai......
Main- matlab......
Renu- maine gate ki haalat dekh li hai.....ab batao....kya hua tha yaha.....hmm...
Main- jo bhi hua tha....wo ho chuka.....ab khas baat ye hai ki hum sab safe hai....aur ab aap ready ho jao.....
Renu- ready....par kisliye....
Main- yaha se jane ke liye....aur is baat par koi wahas nhi hogi.....aap apni taiyaari karo.....kal subah hote hi aap aur mami is ghar se door pahuch jaogi....chalo utho ab....main mami ko bhi taiyaari karne ka bol du.....
Renu(uth kar)- theek hai....agar tum kahte ho to main kahi bhi ja sakti hu....par kam se kam mujhe batao to ki yaha chal kya raha hai.....
Main- wo jaldi hi samjha duga....filhaal aap taiyari karo....main mami se mil kar aata hu.....
Ye bol kar main uth kar neeche mami ke room me aaya par mami room me nhi thi.....to maine mami ko call kiya...aur unhone mujhe bola ki wo ghar ke bahar hai.....to maine unhe ghar aane ko bol diya........
Main(man me)- ab ye mami kaha gai thi.....wo to yaha kisi ko janti bhi nhi....to fir....kahi kuch lafda to nhi.....nhi-nhi....main bhi na jane kya sochne lag gaya....saayad market gai hogi....par unhe market jane ki jaroorat hi kya thi....kuch chahiye tha to mujhe bol deti....khair...aane do....wo khud hi bata degi ki kaha gai thi.....hmm...
Khair....thodi der baad mami ghar aa gai aur unke aate hi maine unhe apni baahon me kas liya......
Mami- aahh...kya karte ho lalla....lagta hai bade mood me ho...
Main- are...mood to aapko dekh kar hi ban jata hai....uummhh...accha...aap thi kaha....
Mami- bas kuch khas kaam se bazaar gai thi....
Main- ab aisa bhi kya khas kaam aa gaya jo aap mujhe nhi bata rahi.....haa...
Mami- tujhe kyo nhi bataugi....par uske liye thoda intzaar karna hoga....fir pura bataugi...aur dikhaugi bhi ki main kya karne gai thi....
Main- ohh....chalo wo baad me dekh lege....pahle thoda pyaar to kar lu....
Mami- are thoda kyo.....tu jitna marji pyaar kar le....bas mujhe bathroom to jane de....thoda fresh ho aau....fir jo tum kaho.....
Main- ohk...chalo...main thoda aur intzar kar leta hu....
Mami(uth kar)- hmm...bas abhi aai......
Itna bol ka mami bathroom me ghus gai aur main wahi baith kar unka wait karne laga......
Tabhi mujhe rony ka call aaya......
(Call Par)
Main- ha rony.....sab theek hai na....
Rony- pata nhi....par kuch to ajeeb hai....
Main- tum bol kta rahe ho....are main mom auf us ladke ka puch raha hu....
Rony- wo sab to theek hi hai....par abhi maine kuch aur batane ko call kiya hai....
Main- kuch aur....matlab....kis ke baare me....
Rony- main naam to nhi janta....par maine unko pahle bhi dekh hai.....
Main- ye kya baat hui...accha theek hai...pahle ye batao ki aisa kya hua jo tumne mujhe batane ko call kiya....puri baat batao....
Rony- hmm.... wo main abhi kisi kaam se ghar aa raha tha....to mujhe ek lady aur ek aadmi dikhe....jinhe dekh kar mujhe aisa laga ki wo dono apne aap ko kusi se chupane ki kosis kar rahe hai....
To pahle to maine socha ki hoge koi.....par tabhi us lady ke chehre par dala kapda....jisse wo apna chehra chhipaye thi....wo ud gaya...aur maine use pahchan liya.....
Aur fir us aadmi jab us lady ke udte kapde ko pakdne ki kosis ki to uska chehra bhi mujhe dikh gaya....aur kamaal ki baat ye hai ki maine use bhi dekha hua hai...
Aur haa....fir us aadmi ne us lady ko kuch diya.....aur use lete hi lady ne us cheej ko is tarah se apne pursh me chhipaya...jaise ki bahut keemti ya khatarnaak cheej ho....
Main- hmm...to theek hai....tune unhe dekha hoga....aur wo koi saamaan de bhi rahe hoge....to isme tention kya leni.....
Rony- are tention ye hai ki jab maine yaad kiya ki unko kaha dekha....to mujhe yaad aaya ki dono aapse hi link hai....bas isliye mujhe tention hui....aur socha ki aapko bata du....
Main(serious)- ohh...to koun the wo....
Rony- maine bola to....unki sakle yaad thi...par naam yaad nhi aa rahe....
Main- to ab main kya karu....yaar tu naam batayega tab hi kuch action luga na.....
Rony- ha....isliye main bas kaam nipta kar bapis ghar jauga....fir waha pyra data dekh kar aapko unki photo send karuga....mujhe yakeen hai ki mere paas dono ki photo hogi....
Main- to theek hai....tu waha security ko bol kar jaldi se ghar pahuch...aur bata mujhe.....aakhir maine bhi to dekhu ki wo hai koun....aur jo bhi hai....unse mujhe koi khatra bhi hai ya fir tera shak hi hai sab....
Rony- pata nhi....par unko dekh kar mujhe doubt hua....aur mera man bol raha hai ki kuch to aisa tha...jise wo dono chupke se karna chahte the....
Main- ohk...tu ab jyada tention mat le....pahle apna kaam nipta aur fir photo send kar...baki baad me dekh lege....ok
Rony- ok....accha bye..
Main(call cut kar ke)- ye rony bhi na.....pata nhi kise dekh liya.....khair...ladka hai wafadaar.....chalo ab isne kise dekha...ye baad me.....pahle apni mami ko to dekh lu....pata nhi kitni der lagaygi....oh mami....jaldi aao na....
Ye sochte huye main bed par let gaya........
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DOOR KAHI SUNSAAN GHAR ME........
Yaha par akram, sonu aur pappu, megha ke pariwar ke sath aa chuke the aur abhi-abhi doctor dhyaanchand ka ilaaj kar ke fursat hua tha......
Pappu - doctor sahab....ab ye theek to hai na.....
Dr.pradhaan- haa....iski kismat acchi thi ki goli dil me nhi lagi.....ye jinda rahega...
Pappu - chalo accha hua....agar ye mar jata to kafi baaten saamne aane se rah jati....
Pradhaan - hmm....accha main ab chalta hu...mujhe alka ji ko bhi dekhna hai...aap log iska khyaal rakhna....aur agar ise koi dard ho to ye tablet khila dena....
Pappu(tablet le kar)- theek hai doctor....thank you.....
Fir Dr.pradhaan waha se nikal gaye....aur unke jate hi pappu ke sath-sath akram aur sonu bhi dhyaanchamd ke saamne ja kar use ghoorne lage....
Dhyaanchand- uhh....main janta hu ki tum sabko mujh par bahut gussa hoga....aur ye sahi bhi hai...aana bhi chahiye....maine kaam hi kuch aise kiye hai...maine hi...
Akram(beech me)- oye...hume tere ateet se koi lena-dena nhi....tu bas ye bata ki kya tu ab bhi apne us nalayak bete ka sath dega....ya ankit ka....
Dhyaanchand- koun beta....kaisa beta....jisne mujhe jaan se maarne ki kosis ki wo....kya wo beta kahlane ke laayak hai...haa....
Akram- ab jo boya hai...wahi to fal milega na....isme uski galti nhi....ye to usne apne baap se hi seekha hai na...ki sirf apna kaam banao...baki jo raste me aaye use mita do...hai na....ye tune hi to sikhaya hai use....hai na.......
Dhyaanchamd(najre chura kar)- theek kaha tumne....ye mere hi karmo ka fal hai....khair.....bhagwan ne mujhe ek mouka to diya...jisse main apne karmo ko sudhaar saku....
Alram- to tum ankit ka sath dene taiyaar ho.....
Dhyaanchand(kuch soch kar)- ankit ko bulao....mujhe use kuch batana hai....kuch aisa...jo mere alawa koi jinda aadmi nhi janta.....use jaldi bulao....
Akram- hmm....par tum abhi aaraam karo.....wo aa jayga.....aur sonu....tum log yaha ka dhyaan rakhna....main thodi der se aata hu....
Pappu - kyo...tum kaha ja rahe ho....
Akram- kuch kaam se hi ja raha hu.....aata hu....aur haa....
Ye bol kar akram nikal gaya aur dhyaanchand aankhe band kar ke apni jindagi ke karmo ke baare me sochne laga......aur sochte-sochte uski aankh lag gai.....
Sonu- to ab hum kya kare.....ye to sala so gaya....
Pappu- sone do....tum sab aaraam karo.....main bhi ankit ko call kar ke sab bata deta hu...
Sonu- pahle khana kha lete hai....
Pappu- are 2 minute hi to lagege.....tum chal kar suru karo...main bas abhi aaya....thoda fresh bhi ho jaau....
Aur sonu ko bhej kar pappu bathroom me ghus gaya.....
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ANKIT KE GHAR ME......
Main yaha leta hua mami ka wait hi kar raha tha ki mujhe pappu mama ka call aa gaya....aur unhone mujhe dhyaanchand ki sari jaankari de dali....
(Call Par)
Main(baith kar)- hmm...to ye baat hai....khair....abhi kya kar raha hai wo......
Pappu- ab to so gaya...saayad injection ka asar ho....
Main- to theek hai.....sone do saale ko.....main khud waha aauga.....dekhte hai ye aisa kya janta hai jise aur koi jinda insaan nhi janta....
Pappu- pata nhi....par mujhe lagta hai ki wo sach bol raha tha....kuch to hai uske paas...koi gahra raaj.....
Main- accha...chalo dekhte hai.....abhi aap log bas us par najar rakho...aur koi bhi gadbad ho to call karna....chalo ab rakhta hu....kyoki mujhe jiska intzaar tha...wo mere saamne aa chuka hai....
Asal me pappu mama se baat karte time hi mami bathroom se bahar aa gai...aur unhe dekh kar mujhe sararat soojh gai....isliye maine phon ko speaker par kar diya....
Pappu- accha...aisa koun sa khas saksh hai....
Main(mami ko paas bula kar)- bas mama...hai ek haseena....jis par mujhe bahut pyaar aata hai....
Ye bolte huye maine mami ko apni god me baitha liya aur bade pyaar se unke gaalo ko choomne laga.....
Mami ne turant mujhe ghoor kar rukne ko bola....par main kaha manne wala tha....
Pappu- oh ho....kismat wali hai....waise hai koun wo....
Main- ab kya bolu....bas yu samjh lo ki meri hi hai...waise kahne ko to kisi aur ki biwi hai...par ab meri biwi hi samjh lo....kyo ji...sahi kaha na....
Meri baat sun kar mami ne sharma kar mere kandhe par hath maara aur fir muskura kar haa me gardan hila di....aur tabhi maine mami ka pallu hata diya aur unke doodho ke beech ek kiss kar diya....
Main- are mama...ab kya bolu....itni rasbhari hai ye...ki man karta hai ki pure din-raat isko choosta hi rahu....
Pappu- sach me....are jara hume bhi milwao kabhi....dekhe to kitna ras bhara hai.....
Main- abhi aap to rahne hi do....filhaal to main uske rasbhare doodho ko choosne wala hu....aap chaho to sun kar maza le sakte ho.....
Papuu(has kar)- wah bganje....tu to bada wala ho gaya....tu waha doodh choisega aur main chusaai sunta rahu...hmm..waise wo aourat mujhe ye sab sunwane ko raji hogi bhi ki nhi....
Main(mami ka doodh sahla kar)- bilkul hogi....chalo usse puch hi leta hu...suno....mere mama ko tumhare doodh chuswane ki aawaaj sunni hai....tumhe koi harz to nhi na....
Mami ne muskura kar naa me gardan hila di....
Main- are mama...tumhari to nikal padi....wo taiyaar hai.....
Pappu- ohh...tab to suna hi do....
Main- abhi lo....
Aur fir mere isaare par mami ne sharmate huye apna blouse khol diya aur fir piche haath le ja kar bra ka hum bhi khol diya...jusse unki bra aasaani se doodho ke neeche sarak gai aur unke dono bade-bade doidh aazaad ho gaye....
Main- uummm...kya rasbhare doodh hai....aaauuummmmmm.....
Mami- ssshhhh.....
Pappu- oh ho bhanje.....maine suna.....tumhare chooste hi uski aah nikal gai....badi garam aourat lagti hai yaar....
Main- uuummmmhhh....ha mama...behut garam hai....par iska pati itna bada chutiya hai ki is jaise garam maal ko chhod kar bahar muh maarta firta hai....
Pappu- marne do chutiye ko...tum aish karo....
Main(mami ko dekh kar)- sahi kaha....ab ise apne chutiye pati ki jaroorat bhi nhi....main hu na....aaauummmmm...uuummmmm....
Aur main jooro se mami ke doodh choosne laga....jisse thodi hi der me mami garam ho gai aur mujhe phon rakhne ko bolne lagi.......
Main- uuummm..uummmmhhhh...mama....ab phon rakho....kyoki ab mujhe mere maze ke beech koi nhi chahiye.......chalo....main baad me milta hu....
Itna bol kar maine call cut ki aur mami ko kas ke baahon me jakad liya....
Main- mami....aapne to badi der laga di....kis kaam me busy thi kya....
Mami(muskura kar)- lalla....kuch jaroori kaam hi tha.....
Main- accha...koun sa kaam...aapne bola tha ki dikha hi degi..to dikhao.....
Mami- wo to dikha hi dugi....abhi tum bolo...kya baat hui...jo itni jaldi aane ko kaha....
Main- hmm....aap ready ho jao....aaj raat main aapko jannat ki sair karane ke mood me hu.....
Mami- kya baat hai lalla....bada khush dikh raha hai.....
Main- ha mami.....khush to bahut hu aaj....isiliye is khushi ko aapke sath baantna chahta hu......
Mami- accha....par baat kya hai.....
Main- wo bhi batata hu....par pahle aapka ras to chakh lu.........
Ye bol kar maine mami ke doidho ko fir se muh me bhar liya aur mami bhi mere balon me haath ferti hui masti se apne doodh chuswane lagi.....
Mami- aah....chakh le lalla...ye sab tere liye hi hai...uuummm....jee bhar ke chakh le....aah...kaat mat lalla....
Aur fir maine mami ke doodh chooste huye ek hath unki saree me daal diya aur tatolte huye unke peti kot ke naade ko kholne ki kosis karne laga.....
Mami- aahh...lalla...aise to tu tod hi dega....ruk ja...main apne lalla ke liye khud hi sab nikaal deti hu......
Ye bol kar mami ne apne hatho se apni saree nikali air turant hi peticot ka nada khol diya....
Aur nada khulte hi maine hath bada kar unki choot ko mutthi me dawa liya....
Mami- aaahh.....lalla....
Main ek taraf mami ke doodh choosne me laga tha aur dusri taraf unki choot ko masal raha tha.....jisse mami kuch hi der me puri tarah garam ho gai....aur unki choot ras bahane lagi.....
Mami- aahhh...bas kar lalla....ab aur sahan nhi hota....aahhh...ab apni mami ko thanda kar de....aahh...daal se lalla..bheete daal se jaldi se.....
Mami ab garam ho kar lund khane ki maag kar rahi thi....par main apni hi masti me laga tha....jiski wajah se mami jayda der tak tik nhi paai aur unki choot ne sara choitras mere hath me hi nikaal diya....aur mami jhad kar meri baahon me past ho gai.....
Mami- aah lalla....tu to bahut maza karwata hai.....uuff.....aur tadpata aise hai ki jaise saza de raha ho....
Main(man me)- sahi kaha.....maza bhi deta hu aur saza bhi.....aap yaha maza karo....aur waha ek dhokebaaj saza bhugtega.....
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SAM HOTEL ME........
Yaha jis room me bahadur aur uski biwi ruke huye the....us room me ek ladki bhi kaid thi.....jo maar kha-kha kar behosh ho gai thi....aur ab fir se hosh me aa gai thi.....
Aur jaise hi ladki hosh me aai to bahadur ki biwi menka uthi aur ek hunter le kar us ladki ki taraf badi....
Menka- accha hua tu hosh me aa gai.....main kafi der se bor hi ho rahi thi....to ab chal....fir se time-paas karte hai....main tujh par hunter barsa kar aur tu cheekh-cheekh kar.....
Ye bol kar menka ne hunter uthaya hi tha ki tabhi piche se kusi ne us hunter ko pakad liya.....
Hunter ruk jane se menka chounk gai aur jab usne mud kar piche dekha to wo aur jyada chounk gai....kyoki piche ek anhana saksh khasa hua tha...jisne hunter pakda hua tha......
Menka(hairani se)- tt..tum...tum bheeter kaise aaye...aur tum ho koun......
Saksh- to yaha chhipa kar rakha hai is kameenk ko.....hmm....aa jao dosto....wo yahi hai...
Aur fir us saksh ki aawaaj sun kar 2 log aur us room me aa gaye....jinhd dekh jar menka dar gai....
Kyoki ek to uske saamne teen anjaan log khade the aur uper se use apna pati kahi nhi dikh raha tha.....jo ki kuch der pahle yahi tha......
Menka(man me)- mera aadmi kaha gaya....kahi inhone kuch.....aur ye hai koun...jo is ladki ke lite aaye hai....ye jaroor ankit baba ke dushman hi hoge....ab main kya karu.....main akeli aourat...auf ye teen mard.....pata nhi ab kya hoga mera....
Saksh- chalo....ab suru karte hai.....dekhe to sahi ki aakhir ye bala kya hai....
Saksh 2- sahi kaha.....saza ka waqt aa gaya hai.....chalo....
Ye bol kar wo teeno log menka ke paas aane lage aur menka ka dil joro se dhadakne laga.....
Menka(man me)- saza....matlab....ab to main gai...ye mujhe kaccha chaba jayge....aahh....aakhir ye kis gunaah ki saza mil rahi hai......hey bhagwan....
Aage dekhte hai SAZA kise milti hai aur MAZA kise.......???
Note - Dosto....saayad ye update utna accha na lage....but story ko link karne ke liye jaroori tha....aage aap khud samjh jaoge.. ok...
Last me aapne padha ki ek taraf DJ apne hi baap dhyaanchand ko marwane ke liye gunde bhejta hai....but akram use aur megha ke pariwar ko bacha leta hai....
Wahi dusri taraf nakli alka , renu ko maarne ki kosis karti hai par ankit use bacha leta hai aur fir nakli alka ko saza ke tour par jam kar chodta hai....
Wahi dilkas hotel me baitha hua DJ jab nakli alka se baat jarta gai to wo use batata gai ki jo ankit abhi ankit ke ghar me hai...wo koi mask pahne huye nakli ankit nhi...balki ankit ka hi judwa bhai hai.....
Jise sun kar nakli alka bhouchakki rah jati hai.....
Ab Aage.......
ANKIT KE GHAR ME........
DJ ki baat sun kar alka (nakli ) ko ek joordaar shock lag gaya tha....wo apne aap me hi kuch sochte huye ekdam chup ho gai thi....aur dusri taraf DJ usko baar-baar aawaaz de raha tha.....
( Call Par )
DJ - hello...hello...kya hua....areeeee...kuch to bolo.....helloooooo....
Alka(chounk kar)- huh...ha..ha bol rahi hu....kya kah rahe the.....
DJ - maine kaha ki wo ladka bhi alka ka hi beta hai....us saale ankit ka bada bhai.....
Alka- par...par ye kaise ho sakta hai....alka ne to sirf ek hi ladke ko jamlnm diya tha...aur wo hai ankit....to ye dusra kaha se aa gaya....haa....
DJ - nhi...usne 2 ladko ko janm diya tha....2 judwa ladko ko....
Alka- judwa....par tab to doctor ne yahi bola tha ki ek hi ladka hua hai....to wo...
DJ (beech me)- haa....yahi kaha tha....par wo sach nhi tha.....
Alka- matlab usne jhooth kaha tha....par kyo...??
DJ - kyoki main aisa hi chahta tha.....
Alka(chounk kar)- kya....matlab tum...tum waha the....par ye kaise ho sakta hai....tum to....
DJ (beech me)- jail me tha.....yahi bolna chahti ho na.....
Alka- haa.....to fir kaise....
DJ(beech me)- kaise....kyo...kab...kaha....tum ye sab bhool jao.....filhaal jo kaha hai us par bharosha karo.....baki milne par bata duga....ok
Alka- hmm...to ab...aage kya socha....aur kitne din aisi jindagi jeeni hogi....
DJ - bas kuch din...bas ek baar wo alka muh khol de.....to samjho sab ho gaya....chalo ab tum phon rakho....mujhe thoda kaam hai....
Alka- theek hai.....par jaldi karna....mujhe yaha kuch theek nhi lagta....
DJ (muskura kar)- ha meri jaan....main bhi tumhe door rakh kar khush nhi hu....bas thoda ruko....fir aish hi aish hoge....chalo bye.....
Alka- bye.....
Fir jaise hi DJ ne call cut kar ke apne saamne khade apne bhai(mantri) ko dekha....to muskurane laga.....
DJ - kya hua chhote....aise kyo dekh raha hai......
Mantri- aapne abhi jo kaha....kya wo sach tha....
DJ - pahle ye to bata ki tu kis baare me bol raha hai.....
Mantri- ankit....aur kya....kya wo ladka ankit ka bhai.....
DJ (hath dikha kar)- tune jo bhi suna hai....use apne tak hi rahne dena......aur ab is baare me koi baat nhi hogi.....samjhe....
Mantri- par bhai....
DJ (beech me)- bola na.....abhi nhi....abhi tu ja.....mujhe kuch der ke liye akela chhhod de.....ja....
Mantri(man maar kar)- hmm...theek hai.....
Ye bol kar mantri nikal gaya....aur DJ aaraam karne laga......
Wahi dusri taraf ankit ke ghar me moujood nakli alka , DJ ki kahi baaton ke baare me sochne lagi.....use abhi bhi samjh nhi aa raha tha ki ankit ka bhai kab paida hua...aur DJ ke hath kaise laga.......
Alka(man me)- ek to mujhe ye samjh nhi aa raha ki alka ne 2 bete kab paida kar diye....aur uper se ye ladka....ye to hath dho kar mere piche pad gaya hai....sala bilkul ankit ki tarah hi hai....waisa hi chodta hai....kameena.....aur uper se ye DJ meri baat hi nhi samjh raha.....ab use kaise batau ki uski jaan ko wo ankit aur ye ladka....dono chod chuke hai....aur wo bhi berahmi se......huh....kya karu main.....kisse bolu.....kisi se bol bhi to nhi sakti....aaahhh....kya karu....
Yu hi sochte-sochte alka ki need kab lag gai....ye use bhi pata nhi chala......
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SHARAABI KE ADDE PAR.......
Yaha najam jab se aai thi tab se hi khush thi....kyoki ek to use DJ naam ki bala se chhutkara mil gaya tha aur akash ke roop me apna pahla pyaar bhi mil chuka tha......
Najam is waqt akash ke intzaar me room me baithi hui dil hi dil soch rahi thi ki ab use aage kya karna chahiye....kya yu hi akash ki rakhel ban kar jindagi bitani chahiye ya DJ ka sath de kar uski jindagi ka maqsad pura karana chahiye.....
Bajam(man me)- bgaad me jaaye DJ.....main ab uski koi madad nhi karne wali.....badi muskil se to ankit se bachi hu....warna ab tak maar hi dala hota usne....to ab use dhokha de kar DJ ki tarafdaari.....kya karu....na to main marna chahti hu aur na hi main DJ ko marte dekhna chahti hu.....aakhir ab karu kya....hmm..ek rasta hai...agar nain kisi tarah akash ko apne hath me le kar samjha lu to DJ bach sakta hai.....are akash ki baat to ankit bhi nhi taal sakta....aur is tarah DJ jinda bhi rahega aur main bhi akash ki rakhel ban kar apni jindagi khushali se jee lugi.....
Najam ye sab soch hi rahi thi ki tabhi room ka darwaja khula aur ek hatta-katta mard andar aaya....
Najam- tum....tum koun ho....
Sharabi- main hi hu asli sharabi.....
Najam(hairani se)- matlab sharabi naam ka saksh sach me hai...mujhe to laga tha ki.....
Sharabi(beech me)- tumhe jo bhi laga ho....lagde do....par tumhare lagne se to haqiqat nhi badal sakti na.....
Najam(sahmi hui)- accha....matlab sharabi sach me hai....to fir ye sab naatak kyo....
Sharabi- humari marji....tujhe kya.....
Najam- tujhe kya...matlab.....are main hi to is naatak me fasi hu....aur mujhe hi puchte ho ki mujhe kya....
Sharabi(joir se)- chup....yaha aawaaj neeche rakh baat kar....warna us gale ko hi ukhaad diya jayga jo itni unchi aawaaj nikalta hai....samjhi.....
Najam(saham kar)- sorry...main to bas puch rahi thi ki akash kaha hai...aur aapko mujhse kya kaam hai....
Sharabi- kaam to bada aasaan hai.....wahi...jisme tujhe maharath haasil hai...mard ko khush karna....
Najam(chounk kar)- kya...matlab tum...mere sath....
Sharabi- haa...main....tere sath....tere sath abhi tha-tha thaiya karne wala hu...haha....
Najam(sahmi hui)- nhi....aisa mat karo...main akash ki....tum aksh ko bulao....mujhe usse baat karni hai....
Sharabi(haste huye)- wo sab baad me.....abhi to bas tu mujhe khush kar....aaja....
Aur ye bol jar sharabi bed par baithi najam par toot pada aur najam majboori me uska jyada birodh bhi nhi kar saki......
Najam(man me)- lagta hai ki ek aur lund meri choot me muhar lagane wala hai....koi baat nhi.....itne khaye to ek aur sahi....chal saale....tu bhi najam ke hushm ka maza chakh le....aaja...
Aur fir najam bhi sharabi ka pura sath dene lagi......par use ye pata nhi tha ki ye sab ek jaal tha...jisme fas kar najam ne apna sab kych kho diya tha.......
Waha najam maze maar rahi thi aur yaha S ke paas ek call aaya....jo abhi DJ ke paas hi ja raha tha......
S (call par)- haa...to kaam ho hi gaya....theek hai....tum mujhe bhej dena....fir main DJ ko bhi dikha duga.....aur yakeen mano....agar ye chaal kaamyaab rahi na....to DJ to waqt ke pahle hi khatm samjho....ok...chalo...main wait karta hu......
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ANKIT KE GHAR ME..........
Alka ko chodne ke baad main renu ke baju me aa kar so gaya tha......aur fir jab renu ki aankh khuli to mujhe aur room ke toote gate ko dekh kar chounk gai....
Par fir usne mujhe pyaar se dekka aur mere seene par sir rakh kar let gai...jisse kuch hi der me meri need khul gai.....
Main- to aap jaag gai....
Renu- hmm...aur tumhe bhi jaga diya.....hai na....
Main- to kya.....waise itna pyaar kyo aa gaya.....kya mood ban gaya....haa...
Renu- mood....wo to tumhare liye hamesha hi bana rahega....par tumne mana kiya tha na.....
Main- hmm....aur sahi kiya tha.....main nhi chahta ki maine jo bhi kiya....wo ab bhi karu...aur wo bhi ye sach janne ke baad ki aapke aur mere dad ek hi hai....samjhi na....
Renu- janti hu....isliye main bhi aisa nhi sochti ab....
Main- to fir itna pyaar kyo....
Renu- wo...wo to apne bhai par aaya hai.....kuoki usne abhi-abhi mera bura hone se bachaya hai......
Main- matlab......
Renu- maine gate ki haalat dekh li hai.....ab batao....kya hua tha yaha.....hmm...
Main- jo bhi hua tha....wo ho chuka.....ab khas baat ye hai ki hum sab safe hai....aur ab aap ready ho jao.....
Renu- ready....par kisliye....
Main- yaha se jane ke liye....aur is baat par koi wahas nhi hogi.....aap apni taiyaari karo.....kal subah hote hi aap aur mami is ghar se door pahuch jaogi....chalo utho ab....main mami ko bhi taiyaari karne ka bol du.....
Renu(uth kar)- theek hai....agar tum kahte ho to main kahi bhi ja sakti hu....par kam se kam mujhe batao to ki yaha chal kya raha hai.....
Main- wo jaldi hi samjha duga....filhaal aap taiyari karo....main mami se mil kar aata hu.....
Ye bol kar main uth kar neeche mami ke room me aaya par mami room me nhi thi.....to maine mami ko call kiya...aur unhone mujhe bola ki wo ghar ke bahar hai.....to maine unhe ghar aane ko bol diya........
Main(man me)- ab ye mami kaha gai thi.....wo to yaha kisi ko janti bhi nhi....to fir....kahi kuch lafda to nhi.....nhi-nhi....main bhi na jane kya sochne lag gaya....saayad market gai hogi....par unhe market jane ki jaroorat hi kya thi....kuch chahiye tha to mujhe bol deti....khair...aane do....wo khud hi bata degi ki kaha gai thi.....hmm...
Khair....thodi der baad mami ghar aa gai aur unke aate hi maine unhe apni baahon me kas liya......
Mami- aahh...kya karte ho lalla....lagta hai bade mood me ho...
Main- are...mood to aapko dekh kar hi ban jata hai....uummhh...accha...aap thi kaha....
Mami- bas kuch khas kaam se bazaar gai thi....
Main- ab aisa bhi kya khas kaam aa gaya jo aap mujhe nhi bata rahi.....haa...
Mami- tujhe kyo nhi bataugi....par uske liye thoda intzaar karna hoga....fir pura bataugi...aur dikhaugi bhi ki main kya karne gai thi....
Main- ohh....chalo wo baad me dekh lege....pahle thoda pyaar to kar lu....
Mami- are thoda kyo.....tu jitna marji pyaar kar le....bas mujhe bathroom to jane de....thoda fresh ho aau....fir jo tum kaho.....
Main- ohk...chalo...main thoda aur intzar kar leta hu....
Mami(uth kar)- hmm...bas abhi aai......
Itna bol ka mami bathroom me ghus gai aur main wahi baith kar unka wait karne laga......
Tabhi mujhe rony ka call aaya......
(Call Par)
Main- ha rony.....sab theek hai na....
Rony- pata nhi....par kuch to ajeeb hai....
Main- tum bol kta rahe ho....are main mom auf us ladke ka puch raha hu....
Rony- wo sab to theek hi hai....par abhi maine kuch aur batane ko call kiya hai....
Main- kuch aur....matlab....kis ke baare me....
Rony- main naam to nhi janta....par maine unko pahle bhi dekh hai.....
Main- ye kya baat hui...accha theek hai...pahle ye batao ki aisa kya hua jo tumne mujhe batane ko call kiya....puri baat batao....
Rony- hmm.... wo main abhi kisi kaam se ghar aa raha tha....to mujhe ek lady aur ek aadmi dikhe....jinhe dekh kar mujhe aisa laga ki wo dono apne aap ko kusi se chupane ki kosis kar rahe hai....
To pahle to maine socha ki hoge koi.....par tabhi us lady ke chehre par dala kapda....jisse wo apna chehra chhipaye thi....wo ud gaya...aur maine use pahchan liya.....
Aur fir us aadmi jab us lady ke udte kapde ko pakdne ki kosis ki to uska chehra bhi mujhe dikh gaya....aur kamaal ki baat ye hai ki maine use bhi dekha hua hai...
Aur haa....fir us aadmi ne us lady ko kuch diya.....aur use lete hi lady ne us cheej ko is tarah se apne pursh me chhipaya...jaise ki bahut keemti ya khatarnaak cheej ho....
Main- hmm...to theek hai....tune unhe dekha hoga....aur wo koi saamaan de bhi rahe hoge....to isme tention kya leni.....
Rony- are tention ye hai ki jab maine yaad kiya ki unko kaha dekha....to mujhe yaad aaya ki dono aapse hi link hai....bas isliye mujhe tention hui....aur socha ki aapko bata du....
Main(serious)- ohh...to koun the wo....
Rony- maine bola to....unki sakle yaad thi...par naam yaad nhi aa rahe....
Main- to ab main kya karu....yaar tu naam batayega tab hi kuch action luga na.....
Rony- ha....isliye main bas kaam nipta kar bapis ghar jauga....fir waha pyra data dekh kar aapko unki photo send karuga....mujhe yakeen hai ki mere paas dono ki photo hogi....
Main- to theek hai....tu waha security ko bol kar jaldi se ghar pahuch...aur bata mujhe.....aakhir maine bhi to dekhu ki wo hai koun....aur jo bhi hai....unse mujhe koi khatra bhi hai ya fir tera shak hi hai sab....
Rony- pata nhi....par unko dekh kar mujhe doubt hua....aur mera man bol raha hai ki kuch to aisa tha...jise wo dono chupke se karna chahte the....
Main- ohk...tu ab jyada tention mat le....pahle apna kaam nipta aur fir photo send kar...baki baad me dekh lege....ok
Rony- ok....accha bye..
Main(call cut kar ke)- ye rony bhi na.....pata nhi kise dekh liya.....khair...ladka hai wafadaar.....chalo ab isne kise dekha...ye baad me.....pahle apni mami ko to dekh lu....pata nhi kitni der lagaygi....oh mami....jaldi aao na....
Ye sochte huye main bed par let gaya........
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DOOR KAHI SUNSAAN GHAR ME........
Yaha par akram, sonu aur pappu, megha ke pariwar ke sath aa chuke the aur abhi-abhi doctor dhyaanchand ka ilaaj kar ke fursat hua tha......
Pappu - doctor sahab....ab ye theek to hai na.....
Dr.pradhaan- haa....iski kismat acchi thi ki goli dil me nhi lagi.....ye jinda rahega...
Pappu - chalo accha hua....agar ye mar jata to kafi baaten saamne aane se rah jati....
Pradhaan - hmm....accha main ab chalta hu...mujhe alka ji ko bhi dekhna hai...aap log iska khyaal rakhna....aur agar ise koi dard ho to ye tablet khila dena....
Pappu(tablet le kar)- theek hai doctor....thank you.....
Fir Dr.pradhaan waha se nikal gaye....aur unke jate hi pappu ke sath-sath akram aur sonu bhi dhyaanchamd ke saamne ja kar use ghoorne lage....
Dhyaanchand- uhh....main janta hu ki tum sabko mujh par bahut gussa hoga....aur ye sahi bhi hai...aana bhi chahiye....maine kaam hi kuch aise kiye hai...maine hi...
Akram(beech me)- oye...hume tere ateet se koi lena-dena nhi....tu bas ye bata ki kya tu ab bhi apne us nalayak bete ka sath dega....ya ankit ka....
Dhyaanchand- koun beta....kaisa beta....jisne mujhe jaan se maarne ki kosis ki wo....kya wo beta kahlane ke laayak hai...haa....
Akram- ab jo boya hai...wahi to fal milega na....isme uski galti nhi....ye to usne apne baap se hi seekha hai na...ki sirf apna kaam banao...baki jo raste me aaye use mita do...hai na....ye tune hi to sikhaya hai use....hai na.......
Dhyaanchamd(najre chura kar)- theek kaha tumne....ye mere hi karmo ka fal hai....khair.....bhagwan ne mujhe ek mouka to diya...jisse main apne karmo ko sudhaar saku....
Alram- to tum ankit ka sath dene taiyaar ho.....
Dhyaanchand(kuch soch kar)- ankit ko bulao....mujhe use kuch batana hai....kuch aisa...jo mere alawa koi jinda aadmi nhi janta.....use jaldi bulao....
Akram- hmm....par tum abhi aaraam karo.....wo aa jayga.....aur sonu....tum log yaha ka dhyaan rakhna....main thodi der se aata hu....
Pappu - kyo...tum kaha ja rahe ho....
Akram- kuch kaam se hi ja raha hu.....aata hu....aur haa....
Ye bol kar akram nikal gaya aur dhyaanchand aankhe band kar ke apni jindagi ke karmo ke baare me sochne laga......aur sochte-sochte uski aankh lag gai.....
Sonu- to ab hum kya kare.....ye to sala so gaya....
Pappu- sone do....tum sab aaraam karo.....main bhi ankit ko call kar ke sab bata deta hu...
Sonu- pahle khana kha lete hai....
Pappu- are 2 minute hi to lagege.....tum chal kar suru karo...main bas abhi aaya....thoda fresh bhi ho jaau....
Aur sonu ko bhej kar pappu bathroom me ghus gaya.....
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ANKIT KE GHAR ME......
Main yaha leta hua mami ka wait hi kar raha tha ki mujhe pappu mama ka call aa gaya....aur unhone mujhe dhyaanchand ki sari jaankari de dali....
(Call Par)
Main(baith kar)- hmm...to ye baat hai....khair....abhi kya kar raha hai wo......
Pappu- ab to so gaya...saayad injection ka asar ho....
Main- to theek hai.....sone do saale ko.....main khud waha aauga.....dekhte hai ye aisa kya janta hai jise aur koi jinda insaan nhi janta....
Pappu- pata nhi....par mujhe lagta hai ki wo sach bol raha tha....kuch to hai uske paas...koi gahra raaj.....
Main- accha...chalo dekhte hai.....abhi aap log bas us par najar rakho...aur koi bhi gadbad ho to call karna....chalo ab rakhta hu....kyoki mujhe jiska intzaar tha...wo mere saamne aa chuka hai....
Asal me pappu mama se baat karte time hi mami bathroom se bahar aa gai...aur unhe dekh kar mujhe sararat soojh gai....isliye maine phon ko speaker par kar diya....
Pappu- accha...aisa koun sa khas saksh hai....
Main(mami ko paas bula kar)- bas mama...hai ek haseena....jis par mujhe bahut pyaar aata hai....
Ye bolte huye maine mami ko apni god me baitha liya aur bade pyaar se unke gaalo ko choomne laga.....
Mami ne turant mujhe ghoor kar rukne ko bola....par main kaha manne wala tha....
Pappu- oh ho....kismat wali hai....waise hai koun wo....
Main- ab kya bolu....bas yu samjh lo ki meri hi hai...waise kahne ko to kisi aur ki biwi hai...par ab meri biwi hi samjh lo....kyo ji...sahi kaha na....
Meri baat sun kar mami ne sharma kar mere kandhe par hath maara aur fir muskura kar haa me gardan hila di....aur tabhi maine mami ka pallu hata diya aur unke doodho ke beech ek kiss kar diya....
Main- are mama...ab kya bolu....itni rasbhari hai ye...ki man karta hai ki pure din-raat isko choosta hi rahu....
Pappu- sach me....are jara hume bhi milwao kabhi....dekhe to kitna ras bhara hai.....
Main- abhi aap to rahne hi do....filhaal to main uske rasbhare doodho ko choosne wala hu....aap chaho to sun kar maza le sakte ho.....
Papuu(has kar)- wah bganje....tu to bada wala ho gaya....tu waha doodh choisega aur main chusaai sunta rahu...hmm..waise wo aourat mujhe ye sab sunwane ko raji hogi bhi ki nhi....
Main(mami ka doodh sahla kar)- bilkul hogi....chalo usse puch hi leta hu...suno....mere mama ko tumhare doodh chuswane ki aawaaj sunni hai....tumhe koi harz to nhi na....
Mami ne muskura kar naa me gardan hila di....
Main- are mama...tumhari to nikal padi....wo taiyaar hai.....
Pappu- ohh...tab to suna hi do....
Main- abhi lo....
Aur fir mere isaare par mami ne sharmate huye apna blouse khol diya aur fir piche haath le ja kar bra ka hum bhi khol diya...jusse unki bra aasaani se doodho ke neeche sarak gai aur unke dono bade-bade doidh aazaad ho gaye....
Main- uummm...kya rasbhare doodh hai....aaauuummmmmm.....
Mami- ssshhhh.....
Pappu- oh ho bhanje.....maine suna.....tumhare chooste hi uski aah nikal gai....badi garam aourat lagti hai yaar....
Main- uuummmmhhh....ha mama...behut garam hai....par iska pati itna bada chutiya hai ki is jaise garam maal ko chhod kar bahar muh maarta firta hai....
Pappu- marne do chutiye ko...tum aish karo....
Main(mami ko dekh kar)- sahi kaha....ab ise apne chutiye pati ki jaroorat bhi nhi....main hu na....aaauummmmm...uuummmmm....
Aur main jooro se mami ke doodh choosne laga....jisse thodi hi der me mami garam ho gai aur mujhe phon rakhne ko bolne lagi.......
Main- uuummm..uummmmhhhh...mama....ab phon rakho....kyoki ab mujhe mere maze ke beech koi nhi chahiye.......chalo....main baad me milta hu....
Itna bol kar maine call cut ki aur mami ko kas ke baahon me jakad liya....
Main- mami....aapne to badi der laga di....kis kaam me busy thi kya....
Mami(muskura kar)- lalla....kuch jaroori kaam hi tha.....
Main- accha...koun sa kaam...aapne bola tha ki dikha hi degi..to dikhao.....
Mami- wo to dikha hi dugi....abhi tum bolo...kya baat hui...jo itni jaldi aane ko kaha....
Main- hmm....aap ready ho jao....aaj raat main aapko jannat ki sair karane ke mood me hu.....
Mami- kya baat hai lalla....bada khush dikh raha hai.....
Main- ha mami.....khush to bahut hu aaj....isiliye is khushi ko aapke sath baantna chahta hu......
Mami- accha....par baat kya hai.....
Main- wo bhi batata hu....par pahle aapka ras to chakh lu.........
Ye bol kar maine mami ke doidho ko fir se muh me bhar liya aur mami bhi mere balon me haath ferti hui masti se apne doodh chuswane lagi.....
Mami- aah....chakh le lalla...ye sab tere liye hi hai...uuummm....jee bhar ke chakh le....aah...kaat mat lalla....
Aur fir maine mami ke doodh chooste huye ek hath unki saree me daal diya aur tatolte huye unke peti kot ke naade ko kholne ki kosis karne laga.....
Mami- aahh...lalla...aise to tu tod hi dega....ruk ja...main apne lalla ke liye khud hi sab nikaal deti hu......
Ye bol kar mami ne apne hatho se apni saree nikali air turant hi peticot ka nada khol diya....
Aur nada khulte hi maine hath bada kar unki choot ko mutthi me dawa liya....
Mami- aaahh.....lalla....
Main ek taraf mami ke doodh choosne me laga tha aur dusri taraf unki choot ko masal raha tha.....jisse mami kuch hi der me puri tarah garam ho gai....aur unki choot ras bahane lagi.....
Mami- aahhh...bas kar lalla....ab aur sahan nhi hota....aahhh...ab apni mami ko thanda kar de....aahh...daal se lalla..bheete daal se jaldi se.....
Mami ab garam ho kar lund khane ki maag kar rahi thi....par main apni hi masti me laga tha....jiski wajah se mami jayda der tak tik nhi paai aur unki choot ne sara choitras mere hath me hi nikaal diya....aur mami jhad kar meri baahon me past ho gai.....
Mami- aah lalla....tu to bahut maza karwata hai.....uuff.....aur tadpata aise hai ki jaise saza de raha ho....
Main(man me)- sahi kaha.....maza bhi deta hu aur saza bhi.....aap yaha maza karo....aur waha ek dhokebaaj saza bhugtega.....
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SAM HOTEL ME........
Yaha jis room me bahadur aur uski biwi ruke huye the....us room me ek ladki bhi kaid thi.....jo maar kha-kha kar behosh ho gai thi....aur ab fir se hosh me aa gai thi.....
Aur jaise hi ladki hosh me aai to bahadur ki biwi menka uthi aur ek hunter le kar us ladki ki taraf badi....
Menka- accha hua tu hosh me aa gai.....main kafi der se bor hi ho rahi thi....to ab chal....fir se time-paas karte hai....main tujh par hunter barsa kar aur tu cheekh-cheekh kar.....
Ye bol kar menka ne hunter uthaya hi tha ki tabhi piche se kusi ne us hunter ko pakad liya.....
Hunter ruk jane se menka chounk gai aur jab usne mud kar piche dekha to wo aur jyada chounk gai....kyoki piche ek anhana saksh khasa hua tha...jisne hunter pakda hua tha......
Menka(hairani se)- tt..tum...tum bheeter kaise aaye...aur tum ho koun......
Saksh- to yaha chhipa kar rakha hai is kameenk ko.....hmm....aa jao dosto....wo yahi hai...
Aur fir us saksh ki aawaaj sun kar 2 log aur us room me aa gaye....jinhd dekh jar menka dar gai....
Kyoki ek to uske saamne teen anjaan log khade the aur uper se use apna pati kahi nhi dikh raha tha.....jo ki kuch der pahle yahi tha......
Menka(man me)- mera aadmi kaha gaya....kahi inhone kuch.....aur ye hai koun...jo is ladki ke lite aaye hai....ye jaroor ankit baba ke dushman hi hoge....ab main kya karu.....main akeli aourat...auf ye teen mard.....pata nhi ab kya hoga mera....
Saksh- chalo....ab suru karte hai.....dekhe to sahi ki aakhir ye bala kya hai....
Saksh 2- sahi kaha.....saza ka waqt aa gaya hai.....chalo....
Ye bol kar wo teeno log menka ke paas aane lage aur menka ka dil joro se dhadakne laga.....
Menka(man me)- saza....matlab....ab to main gai...ye mujhe kaccha chaba jayge....aahh....aakhir ye kis gunaah ki saza mil rahi hai......hey bhagwan....
Aage dekhte hai SAZA kise milti hai aur MAZA kise.......???
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I've forgotten a bit, remember a little bit, 
According to me Najam should choose the right path. My guess was right, Sharabi and Akash was different. 
Now Dhyanchand is also supporting us. Maneka's life is in danger, we have to be saved.
