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Adultery PYAAR KI BHOOKH ( COMPLETE)

Iron Man

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Sorry dost...thoda late ho gaya....but late update dene ki wajah bhi hai....updats dekhnkar sikayat nhi rahegi....1 ki jagah 2 update...ok

Bas post kar raha hu....

Thanks buddy.....
 

Ankitshrivastava

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Ab Aage.........



SANJU KE GHAR PAR.......


Jab sonu aur pappu, dhyaanchand, sarojini, chunni , munni(megha) , raksha aur anu ko le kar nikle to aage jate hi unki cars ke piche 2 cars lag gai....

Sonu(drive karte huye)- pappu ji.....mujhe aisa kyo lag raha hai ki ye piche chal rahi cars humara pichha kar rahi hai.....

Pappu(pichhe dekh kar)- tum ye kaise bol sakte ho......ho sakta hai ki inhe bhi isi raste jana ho.....

Sonu- ho sakta hai....chalo check kar lete hai....aap dusri car ko tej chalne ko bolo....

Aur ye bol kar sonu ne car ki speed bada di...aur dusri car bhi teji se chal padi....

Par tabhi un cars ke piche lagi dono cars bhi speed se aage badne lagi.....

Sonu- ab kya kahte ho pappu ji....

Pappu - tum sahi the...ye saale humare hi pichhe hai....par ye log hai koun....

Sonu- aur koun ho sakte hai....hoge usi kameene DJ ke aadmi.....

Pappu - par use kaise pata chala ki hum kaha hai.....

Pappu ke aisa bolte hi car me tej hasi goojne lagi....wo thi dhyanchand ki hasi.....

Pappu- tu has kyo raha hai...kya ye sab tera kaam hai.....

Sonu- kya yaar....aap ab bhi puch hi rahe hai....ye jaroor is kameene ka kaam hoga....

Pappu- lagta hai isne koi camera aur mike chhipa rakha hai...tabhi to DJ ko pata chala....

Sonu- are nhi...aap bhool gaye kya....humne ise nanga kar ke talaashi li thi....iske paas kuch nhi.....

Pappu- to fir ye saala has kyo raha hai....kuch to jaroor hai iske paas...bol saale....kya chhipaya hai tune....

Dhyaanchand- pappu babu...tum aaj bhi bewakoof hi ho...hahaha....are wo kadka sach bol raha hai.....maine kuch nhi chhupya hai.....

Pappu(gusse se)- to fir use pata kaise chala.....

Dhyaanchand- kyoki mera bete ka dimaag bada tej hai babu....wo kab kya kar deta hai.....tum ye soch bhi nhi sakte....samjhe....

Pappu- bhaad me jaay tu aur tera beta...huh...

Dhyaanchand- nhi babu....ab bhaad me to tum sab jaoge.....thoda intzaar karo.....mere bete ke aadmi tum sabki kabre yahi khod dalege......sab ke sab maroge....samjhe....

Dhyaanchand ki baat par pappu ko gussa aa gaya aur usne lagbhag adhmare pade dhyanchand ko ek joordaar muqqa maar diya....aur wahi sonu ne car ki speed aur jyada bada di....

Kuch hi der me charon cars basti se baahar khuli sadak par doudne lagi....

Tabhi picha karne wali cars ne speed badai.......par sonu ne badi chalaki se unko aage jane se rok diya.....

Thodi der tak cars ki aage nikalne ki kasmakas chalti rahi....pichha karne wale car ko aage badate aur sono car ghumate huye unko aage badne se rok deta....

Jab picha karne wale naakaam rahe to unhone gun nikaal li....

Sonu(mirror me dekhte hi)- sab jhuk jao...abhi...

Sonu ke kahte hi sab sheet ki aad le kar jhuk gaye....aur wahi piche se goliyan chalne lagi.....

Ye sab dekh jar raksga ne ghabra kar ek call jar diya......

Pappu- sonu.....tej bhaga na...

Sonu- are main tej hi bgaga raha hu...par wo bhi puri speed se bad raha hai....

Pappu - to ab kya kare.....

Sonu- nhi pata....bas bhagna hi padega.....

Ye bol kar sonu ne excelator par pair dawaya hi tha ki tabhi car ladkhadane lagi.......

Pappu- ye...ye kya kiya.....

Sonu(car sambhalte hute)- maine nhi...un kameeno ne....inki...to....

Pappu(aage dekhte hute)- sambhal ke sonu....

Sonu- kosis kar raha hu....

Sonu jaise-taise car sambhal raha tha...par car ka ek tayer goli lagne se fat chuka tha.....

Isi wajah se car sadak par ragad maarte hute road se utar gai aur finally ek ped se takra kar ruk gai....

Pappu- aahh...kya kiya tune....

Sonu- maine...maine kya kiya...dekh nahi rahe ki tayre me goli lagi hai....main kya karta....

Pappu- ab kya kare....wo log aa hi rahe hai....

Dhyanchand- ab tum log kuch nhi kar sakte.....haha..hahahah...hagahahaha....

Sonu(gusse se)- galatfahmi hai teri.....

Ye bol kar sonu ne gun nikali aur dhyaanchand ki kanpati par laga kar car se nikal gaya.....

Sonu- pappu ji....aap chunni ko phon kar do ki wo log ruke na.....hum jaldi hi milege....

Pappu- hmm..(aur call lagane laga )

Yaha dushmano ki ek car chunni ki car ke piche lagi hui thi...aur dusri car se kuch aadmi nikal kar sonu ke saamne khade the....

Aadmi- car me jo bhi hai...sabko bahar nikalo....

Sonu- unki chhodo....tum pahle meri baat suno....dekho....apne hathyaar rakho aur nikal lo yaha se....kyoki ab hum tumgari car se hi aage jayge.....

Aadmi- accha....hmm....idea accha hai.....par aisa kuch nhi hone wala.....asal me hum pahle tum sabko marege aur fir dhyanchand ko le kar yaha se jayge...aur tab tak humare sathi dusri car ke logo ko bhi nipta chuke hoge....

Sonu(muskura kar)- dekh....agar aisa kuch socha bhi na.....to sabse pahle ye buddha marega....aur ye mar gaya to...jante ho na....ye koun hai....tere boss ka baap...haa...

Aadmi(dusre aadmi se)- call kar....

Sonu- ha call kar.....aur bata use ki uska baap meri gun ke nisane par hai.....agar ek bhi galat harqat hui na...to iske bheje ka kachoomar ban jayga....

Aadmi(call par)- ji boss...ok boss....jaisa aap kahe....

Sonu- kya bola usne.....haa...chalo ab niklo...

Aadmi(call cut jar ke)- aisa bilkul nhi hoga....

Aur us aadmi ne gun taan kar fire kar diya....aur sonu ne badi furti se dhyaanchand ko apne saamne kar diya...jisse golu seedhe dhyaanchand ke seene me ja dhasi....

Sonu- ye..ye kya kiya...dekh saale....gaya tere boss ja baap...ab kya karega....kya bolega use...

Aadmi- boss ne hi bola hai....buddha marta hai to mare...par tum me se koi jinda nhi rahna chahiye.....

Aadmi ki baat sun kar sonu aur pappu to hairaan huye hi....par sabse jyada hairaan tha dhyaanchand.....jo abhi goli lagne se tadap raha tha.....

Dhyaanchand- aahh..kya...kya mere bete ne....aahh..usne mujge maarne ko....

Aadmi(beech me)- ha...unhe ab tumhari koi jaroorat nhi.......

Ye sunte hi dhyanchand ekdam sunn pad gaya....wo ektak un aadmiyon ko dekhne laga aur fir uski aankhon se aanshu jhalak pade....

Dhyaanchand- mere bete ne aisa bola...use.....use meri jaroorat nhi.....aahh...main to...main soch bhi nhi sakta tha....aaahhh...

Sonu- dekh liya tune.....aur tu aise kameene ke liye saalon se kameenapan kar raha tha...ab dekh....teri jaroorat khatm hui aur tujhe maarne ko bol diya....

Dhyaanchand sonu ki baat sun kar khamosh raha aur sir jhuka kar rone laga....

Aadmi- chalo ab alvida kahne ka waqt aa gaya.....aur suruwat is buddhe se hi hogi.....

Tabhi ek car sansanati hui aai aur break lagte hi ek goli chali....aur wo aadmi dher ho gaya....

Ye dekh kar baki ke aadmiyon ne bhi car ki taraf gun taani....par wo kuch kar pate...isse pahle hi car ki taraf se dusri goli chali aur dusra aadmi dher ho gaya....

Aur yaha mouka pakar sonu ne bhi jaldi se 2 goli chala di aur baki ke 2 aadmi bhi dher ho gaye.....

Pappu- ye car me koun hai....

Sonu- kya pata....bahar nikle to pata chale.....

Ye bol kar sonu aur pappu car ki taraf dekhne lage.....is beech raksha bhi car se nikal aai aur muskurate huye sonu ke baju me khadi ho gai....

Sonu- tum..tum muskura kyo rahi ho.....kya tum janti ho ki ye koun hai....

Raksha- jante to aap bhi hai....khud dekh lo....

Tabhi car ka gate khula aur ek ladka baahar aaya....jise dekh kar sabke chehre par hairani ke bhaav aa gaye.....

Raksha- ye kaise....maine to....

Sonu(beech me)- kya hua.....tumhe bhi pata nhi tha kya....

Raksha- nhi...iska to bilkul nhi....

Akram- abe aise kya dekh rahe ho....us buddhe ko uthao aur chalo.....chalo aao....

Itna sunte hi sonu aur pappu ne dhyaaanchand ko uthaya aur raksha ke sath car me baith gaye....aur niksl pade aage ki taraf....

Sonu(car me)- tum yaha pahuche kaise....

Akram- ye to raksha ka kamaal hai.....isne hi wawt rahte ankit ko call kar diya tha....

Sonu- to ankit kyo nhi aaya.....

Akram- usne aane me der ho jati....aur main paas me hi tha....to aa gaya...

Sonu- thoda tej chalo....ek car abhi bhi humare sathiyon ke piche hai....

Akram- ghabrao mat....yaha aane ke pahle main unko nipta kar aaya hu.....humare log safe hai....aur sahi jagah pahuch chuke hai.....

Sonu- ohh..to fir hospital chalo......is buddhe ko bhi bachana hai.....

Akram- apna doctor bhi wahi mil jayga....

Sionu- to tej bgagao....kahi ye buddha tapak na jaaye....

Akram- sahi kaha....

Aur fir akram ne car ki speed badai aur car hawa ki raftaar se aage badne lagi......

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DOOR KAHI EK SUNSAAN ILAAKE ME BANE GHAR ME.......


Rony ka dil aur dimaag is waqt behad ghabra raha tha....aur dusri taraf DJ ankit ke seene ko badi gour se dekhe ja raha tha.....

Mantri - bhai.....ye wo nhi hai....ye ankit hi hai.....

DJ (joor se)- bola na ki dekh raha hu....thodi der chup rah.....

Aur mantri ko daantne ke baad DJ ne apna hath aage badaya aur ankit ke seene par laga diya....aur fir teji se uska seena ragadne laga......

DJ - hmm...ye sala ankut hi hai.....huh...

Mantri - maine to pahle hi bola tha.....are agar ye humara aadmi hota to ab tak to aapko khabar mil hi gai hoti....

DJ - teri baat bhi theek hai....par kya karu....jab meri aatma kuch bolyi hai na....to main bina kuch soche wahi karta hu....jo meri aatma kahti hai....

Mantri- janta hu....accha ab to aapko tasalli ho gai na......

DJ - ha ho gai....puri tarah se....ye ankut hi hai....

Mantri- to ab chale kya.....

DJ - nhi....pahle jara in maa-bete ka milan kara du.....

Mantri - par ye ladka abhi hosh me nhi hai..aur aisi haalat me ise alka dekhegi to saatad aur bhi beemaar ho jaaye.....wo doctor ne bola tha na....

DJ - are ha yaar...main bhi bhool jata hu...ye rony.....jitna jald ho sake is lagdke ko hosh me laao....par yaad rakhna....hosh me bhi ye kusi kaam ka na rahne paaye....samjha na.....

Rony- jj..ji....maine doctor ko bol rakha hai sab.....

DJ - theek hai....ab relax ho ja....aur jaise hi ye hosh me aaye to mujhe turant khabar karna...chal chhote....hum tab tak dusra jaam bhi dekh lete hai....

Ye bol kar DJ aur mantri waha se nikal gaye.....aur unke jane ke baad rony ankut ke saamne baitha aur use ek-tak ghoorne laga.....

Main- abe kitna ghoorega....meri aawaaz sunte hi rony chounk jar piche ja gira......

Rony- aaa..mummy.......

Main- abe chillata kyo hai....main hi hu....real ankit....

Rony(sambhalte huye)- sir...aap...aap yaha kaise....

Main- kaise kya.....aana pada...warna us kameene ko sach pata chal jata.....aur wo mujhe hone nhi dena tha....samjha.....

Rony- par aap aaye kab..auf kaha se...aur aapke hath pair kisne baadhe....

Main- abe....ye pair mainr hi baadhe the....aur hath....to ye dekh.....ye badhe hi nhi...sirf rassi lipti hai...dekh...

Ye bol jar maine rassi fek kar rony ko apne hath dikhaye sur jaldi se apne paron me badhi rassi khol di....

Rony- par aap aaye kaise...aur aapko kaise pata chala ki DJ yaha aaya hua hai...

Main(muskyra kar)- ye sab technology ka kamaal hai dost.....khair....meri najar DJ ki har rk harqat par hai...aur jaise hi mujhe khabar hui ki wo yaha aane wala hai...yo main samjh gaya ki jaroor koi tention hone wali hai...kyoki wo badi jaldi me aur gusse me nikla tha....

Rony- ohh..to aap usse pahle hi aa gaye....

Main- aana pada....aur yaha aane ke chakkar me aaj pahli baar itni tej car doudaai ki puch mat......ek baar to mujhe laga ki main late ho gaya....par last me sahi time par sahi jagah pahuch hi gaya....aur sara khel bigadne se bach gaya....

Rony- ohh...waise DJ ko shaq kyo hua...aur wo aapke seene par kya dekh raha tha....

Main- use shaq kyo hua...ye to main nhi janta....par haa....ye hum jaroor jaan sakte hai ki wo mere seene par kya doond raha tha....ho na ho us nakli ankit ke seene par kuch hai...koi nisaan saayad....

Rony- are haa...wo nakli ankut hai kaha....

Main- bed ke neeche....nikaal use....jara dekhu to ki uske seene par aisa hai kya...jo DJ dekh raha tha...nikaal....

Rony- hmm..

Fir rony ne nakli ankit ko nikala aur jaldi se uski shirt ko khola...to hume uske seene par ek kala daag dikha.....

Main- hmm..ye dekh....ise dekh raha tha sala.....

Rony- hmm..are sir...aap bhi ek aisa hi nisaan kyo nhi banwa lete....kyoki agar aisa kabhi duwara hua to kam se kam hum safe to rahege.....

Main- yaar tujhse aisi ummeed nhi thi...

Rony- kya matlab....aisa kya bola maine....

Main- are yaar....DJ aaj dekh chuka hai ki ankit yani ki mere seene par koi nisaan nhi....aur ab tu bol raha ki nisaan banao....haa...

Rony(sir peet kar)- ohh..sorry-sorry....main bhi na....pata nhi...par abhi bhi dimaag sunn hai...wo DJ ke aane se thoda dar gaya tha na....

Main(kandha sahla kar)- relax yaar....tu tention kyo leta hai....mere rahte tujh par koi aanch nhi aa sakti....chal ab ise bapis baandh de...aur sun....doctor ko bolna ki mom ko jald se jald theek kare....waise mom hai kaha....

Rony- wo dusre room me hai......wo aapne bola tha na....

Main(beech me)- are haa....ye sala DJ ke chakkar me rah gaya...koi nhi...main le jata hu....tu doctor pradhaan ko call kar...aur mere liye drink maga....thoda aaraam kar lu....

Fir rony ne bahar ja kar apne aadmi ko order diya...aur us nakli ankit ko bandhwa diya....aur main drink karte huye kuch sochne laga.....

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ANKIT KE GHAR.........

Parul ghar me baithi kisi gahri soch me doobi hui apne phon ko lagataar dekhe ja rahi thi.....ki tabhi uske phon oar ek msg aaya.....

Aur us msg ko padhte hi wo khush ho gai aur muskurate huye relax ho kar sofe par pasar gai.....

Parul- chalo....kuch to accha hua.....warna pichle kuch time se bas bura hi bura ho raha tha mere sath......ab ja kar kuch aur soch paugi....hmm...kyo na aaj ankit bhai ka room check kar liya jaaye....dekhe to tijori me kuch hai bhi ya fir DJ bewakoof bana raha tha......hmm..yahi karti hu....

Par isse pahle ki parul uper jati.....renu aur manu ghar me dakhil ho gai....aur unhe dekhte hi parul ruk gai....

Parul- are di....aap aa gai....

Renu- ha...thoda der lag gai na....

Parul- are.....ab ladkiyan shopping me der nhi lagaygi to koun lagayga...haa...

Renu(muskyra kar)- sahi kaha....waise ye parul hai....

Manu(sakpaka kar)- main janti hu ise....bata kyo rahi ho....

Parul- ha di...aap manu ji se meri pahchan kyo kara rahi hai....hum pahli baar thode na mil rahe hai....

Renu(sir peet kar)- oh ho....asal me aaj market me meri kai saheliyan mili...aur baar-baar main manu se unki pahchan karati rahi....to bas wahi tumhare sath bhi ho gaya....sorry...

Parul- are di...isme sorry kya....accha aap log baitho...main aapke liye coffy banati hu....

Renu- ha....mera sir bhi bhari ho raha tha.....banao....

Parul(man me)- agar mujhe apna jaam karna hai to didi ka sona hi theek rahega...nhi to ye 10 sawaal puchegi....chalo...coffy pila kar inko sula deti hu....

Ye sochte huye parul ne coffy banai aur usme need ki dawa mila kar renu aur manu ko pila di....

Aur fir kuch der baad hi renu aur manu apne-apne room me ja kar gahri need me so gai.....aur parul ankit ke room me ja kar chhanbeen karne lagi.....

Yaha jaise hi manu room me aai to alka ko room me nhi paya.....

Manu- ye alka kaha gai.....alka...alka...

Alka(bathroom se)- hmmm..

Manu- ohh...bathroom me hai....theek hai...jaldi aao.....tumse kuch baat karni hai....

Aur isse pahle ki alka bahar aati....manu ke upwr need ki goli ka asar hua aur wo so gai......

Alka(bahar aate hi)- ha bol....are...so gai kya....are uth na.....uth....

Par manu kaha jaagne wali thi...wo to gahri need me thi.....

Alka- ye achanak so kaise gai....kahi kusi ne kuch....ek minute....

Aur alka ne jaldi se manu ki palke khol kar aankhe dekhi aur aankh dekhte hi chounk gai....

Alka- ise to sulaya gaya hai...saayad need ki goli...ya fir behoshi ki....par ye kiya kisne....jaroor koi gadbad hai....

Ye soch jar alka ne DJ ko call laga diya.....


( Call Par )


DJ - ha jaan....kya hua....

Alka- kaha ho tum.....

DJ - main to hotel me hi hu....par tum itni ghabrai hui kyo ho.....

Alka- ek gadbad ho gai....

DJ - kya hua....

Alka- are wo....jo manu hai na....use kisi ne sula diya....

DJ - manu ko...hahahahaha....tum bhi na jaan.....manu ko koun sula sakta hai......hahaha....

Alka- are...tum has rahe ho....samjho na....main kya bol rahi hu....

DJ - ohhkk...main samjh bhi gaya....aur mujhe oata bhi hai ki use kisne sulaya....

Alka- kisne....

DJ - humari chhoti si jasoos ne...parul...

Alka- parul ne...par kyo....

DJ - are...wo saayad renu ko sulana chahti thi....to usne coffy me need ki goliyan mila di...aur wahi coffy usne tumhari manu ko bhi pila di...hahaha....

Alka- ohh...par kyo....wo karne kya wali hai....

DJ - jaha tak main janta hu.....wo is waqt ankit ke kamre ki chhanbeen kar rahi hai....saauad maine use tijori ke baare me jo bola tha....wo wahi dekh rahi hogi...

Alka- accha....par jab use kuch nhi milega tab.....tab kya bologe.....

DJ - uski nouwat hi nhi aaygi....kyoki ankit ki tijori kholna uske bas ki baat nhi.....tum tention mat lo....

Alka- hmm...waise us anu ka kaam hua ki nhi....

DJ - ha ho gaya.....uska bhi....aur uske sathiyon ka bhi.....bas is sab me mujhe us buddhe dhyaanchand ki kurwani bhi deni padi....

Alka(chounk kar)- kya....tumhe use maar dala....kyo....wo humare sath hi the....

DJ - ha...janta hu....par ghoda bhi jab buddha ho jata hai....to use race me nhi doudate....to fir main ek buddhe insaan ke liye apni race kaise haar jata....haa...

Alka- main kya bolu....ye tumhara faisla hai....tumhi jano....par haa...ye sab jald se jald khatm karo....pata nhi kyo mujhe dar sa lagne laga hai....

DJ - are...tu dar rahi hai....kyo...are tu pichhle 20 saalon se nhi dari....to ab kyo....are bhool gai kya....wo tu hi hai jisne hume apne maqsad ke itne kareeb la kar khada kiya hai....tune hi to sab sambhala tha....warna main to jail pahuch gaya tha....tu na hoti to kuch na hota....aur aaj tu hi darne lagi...kyo...

Alka- pata nhi....bas ye jaldi se khatm karo......ankit aur alka ...dono tumhare paas hai...to unse khajane ki chaabi haadil karo aur fir sab khatm karo bas....

DJ - ha meri jaan...bas 2 din me sab ho jayga...par tum ye to batao ki tumhe dar kis baat ka hai....

Alka(man me)- ab kaise bolu ki wo nakli ankit mujhe chodne ki firaaq me hai...pata nhi kab aa kar meri choot faad dega....

DJ - bolo na jaan....hua kya....

Alka- huh...nhi...hua to kuch nhi...fir bhi...haldi khatm karo....

DJ - karta hu.....par pahle tum us ladki ko thikane lagao.....uska marna bahut jaroori hai....

Alka- par kyo...tum uske piche kyo pade ho....uski kya galti.....wo to humare....

DJ (beech me)- nhi...mujhe aur kuch nhi sunna....bas mujhe us akash ka pura khandaan mitana hai.....isliye usko niptao...aaj hi...aur haa....apne ankit ki madad le lena....kaam aasaan ho jayga...

Alka(man me)- kaam to aasaan ho jayga...par sath me mera kaam tanaam ho jayga....

DJ - kya hua....chup kyo ho gai...

Alka- kucb nhi...main soch rahi thi ki usi se bol kar marwa dete hai na...main kyo....

DJ(beech me)- nhi....ye kaam tumhe hi karna hoga....

Alka- par kyo...koi khas wajah..,..

DJ - khas hi samjho....pahle tum use khatm karo....fir samjhauga...chalo ab rakhta hu......mujhe thoda kaam hai....

Ye bol kar DJ ne call cut kar di...aur call cut hote hi alka gusse se badbadane lagi....

Alka- pata nhi ye karna kya chahta hai...ab us ladki ko main hi maaru...pata nhi kyo...baad me batauga....huh.....ab us kameene ki madad leni hogi....aur wo sala to....huh...aur ye saali....ise bhi abhi sona tha.....bas jaldi se ye sab khatm ho jao to chain mile....sala, saalo se jindagi me ek din chain nhi mila....jab dekho tab kuch na kuch...ye alkash aur alka ne to meri jingdagi hi tawaah kar di....aur fir uska beta....kaneena....

Aise hi gaali bakte huye alka bed par baithi aur takiye ke neeche se ek dairy nikaal kar usme kuch likhne lagi.......
 

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DILKAS HOTEL ME...........


DJ ne jaise hi call cut kiya to uske saamne baitha aadmi DJ ko gour se dekhne laga.....

DJ - aise kya dekh raha hai.....

Aadmi- kya tumne apne baap ko hi marwa diya......

DJ (najren chura kar)- hmm....

Aadmi- ohh....tum to bade kameene insaan ho.....

DJ - aur tum kya ho....haa....pahle apne aapko dekho....fir mujh par ungli uthana....

Aadmi(sir jhatak kar)- theek hai....kaam ki baat kare....

DJ - aur kya maine tumhe yaha mujra dikhane ke liye bulaya tha.....

Aadmi- to bolo....ab mujhse kya chahte ho....

DJ - tum acchi tarah se jante ho ki mujhe kya chahiye....aur main ye bhi janta hu ki wo cheej sirf tum hi mujhe de sakte ho....

Aadmi- agar tum sab jante hi ho....tab to tumhe ye bhi pata hoga ki us cheej ko haasil karna tumgare liye itna aasaan nhi hone wala.....

DJ - haa...acchi tarah se janta hu....isliye to tumhe yaha bulaya....taki aamne-saamne baith kar saari baaten saaf-saaf kar li jaaye.....

Aadmi- to seedha mudde ki baat karo....bolo....keemat kya de sakte ho....

DJ - keemat....10% theek hai na....

Aadmi(has kar)- kya yaar....itni door bulaya....wo bhi aisa ghatiya mazaak jarne ke liye....

DJ(gusse se)- ye koi mazaak nhi hai.....main kaam ki baat kar raha hu....

Aadmi(joor se)- kaam ki baat...haa....agar ye tumhare kaam ki baat hai to bhool jao....kyoki mera jawaab hai......naaa....bada wala naaaaa.....samjha....

DJ (joir se)- chup kar....teri himmat kaose hui mujhe na bolne ki....

Aadmi(khada ho kar)- chilla mat.....main tere se bhi jyada joor se chilla sakta hu....samjha na...aur ye akad hai na....wo kisi aur ko dikhana....mujhe nhi.....samjha....

DJ (khada ho kar)- chup kar....tu mujhe janta nhi....main chahu to....

Aadmi(beech me)- main nhi janta...haa...abe saale.....yaha ek main hi hu jo tere kameenepan ko bakhoobi janta hu....isliye mujhe dhamkane ki kosis bhi mat karna...kyoki main teri har dhamki ka muhtod jawaab de sakta hu...aur ye baat tu bhi acchi tarah se janta hai....

DJ(man me)- baat to iski sahi hai....agar iske sath panga lita to mera saalo ka plan is kameene ki wajah se bigad jayga.....

Aadmi- kis soch me pad gaya.....mujhe raste se hatane ki soch raha hai kya.....haa...

DJ - nhi....bilkul nhi....asal me....kya bolu...wo sharaab pi hui hai na....to thoda gussa....

Aadmi(beech me)- ye gussa apni jeb me daal....aage kaam aayga.....filhaal meri baat sun....agar tujhe us khajane tak pahuchna hai na....to mujhe 50% dena hoga....aur isse pahle ki tu kuch bole...to tujhe bata du ki ye mera pahla aur aakhiri faisla hai....50% do aur khazaane ki ek chaabi tumhari.....baki chaabi ka tum jano....mujhe bas 1 chaabi ki keemat chahiye....

DJ - par ek chaabi ki keemat 50%....ye to koi hisaab nhi na.....kyoki baki ki chaabi...aur khajane ka pata to maine lagaya na....to mera hissa jyada banta hai....tum...tum 20% le lo...bas...

Aadmi- dekh....mujhe jo bolna tha wo main bol chuka....50% dega to chaabi milegi....nhi to bhool ja....main chala fir....

DJ - theek hai....tum jeete...chaabi lao....

Aadmi(muskura kar)- chaabi....yaar ek baat bata....tujhe kya mere maathe par C likha najar aa raha hai kya....

DJ (gusse se)- matlab....

Aadmi- matlab ye mere hoshiyaar dost....ki main chutiya nhi jo tujhe chaabi de du.....tu pahle baki ki chaabi doond le....fir hum khajane ki jagah hi milege....aur sath me saare darwaje kholege....samjha na....

DJ (daant pees kar)- theek hai....ye bhi maanta hu....ab khush....chal ab baith ja...ek-ek peg maarte hai...

Aadmi- theek hai....bana fir....aur ye bata....ki wo ankit kaha hai....

DJ - tu peg laga....ankit ki fikr mujh par chhod de.....le....

Aur fir dono peg gatakne lage......

DJ (man me)- bas ek baar wo chaabi dikha de....fir teri bali wahi chadauga....

Aadmi(man me)- tu kitna bhi dimaag laga le saale......par mujhe raste se hatana tere bas ki baat nhi....tu bas khajane tak to le ja mujhe....fir teri saalo ki mehnat ka meetha fal main hi khauga....sirf aur sirf main......

DJ - aage ka kya socha hai....bapis jaoge ya yahi rukoge.....

Aadmi- filhaal to yahi rahuga...waise khajane ke baare me to kuch batao...ab tak kya pata chala....

DJ - hmm...to hume ab tak sirf khajane ka naksha mil paya hai....aur rasta bhi...par rasta abhi pura nhi mila....aur haa....sabse jaroori baat....khajaane me 5 darwaje hai....aur humare paas ab tak sirf 2 chaabiyon ki jaan jari hai...bas...

Aadmi- matlab 3 chabi aur doondna hoga...

DJ - asal me sirf ek....kyoki baki ke 2 darwajon ki chaabi mujhe jald hi milne wali hai....

Aadmi- ohh...to wo aakhiri chaabi kaha milegi...koi idea.....

DJ - uski fikr tum mat karo....wo main dekh luga....tum bas aish karo....

Aur ye bol kar DJ ne fir se 2 peg banaye aur dono log jaam se jaam takra kar shraab ka luft lene lage.......

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RIYA KE GHAR PAR..........


Rony ke sath drink karne ke baad main seedha riya ke ghar pahuch gaya....kyoki mera kaam abhi baki tha.....

Riya(gate kholte hi)- aap gaye kaha the....koi problem thi kya.....

Main- andar aau ya yahi sab sunogi....

Riya(side ho kar)- sorry.....

Main(andar aate hi)- kya hua....yaha fir se maatam kyo fail gaya....

Sanju- teri wajah se.....tu itni jaldi me bhaga....aur uper se ghabraya hua bhi tha....to hum bhi ghabra gaye.....

Rajni- ha beta....hum tabse yahi soch rahe the ki aakhir aisa kya hua jo tu itni jaldi me bhaag gaya.....

Sanju- ab bolega bhi ya sunta hi rahega.....

Main- are saans to lene do....riya....coffy milegi....

Riya- hmm..lati hu.....

Sanju- bol na bhai...kyo tention bada raha hai.....

Main- ok...asal me DJ ko pata chal gaya tha ki wo ladka asli ankit nhi hai.....

Sanju(chounk kar)- kya...par kaise....aur...ab kya....

Main- itna paresaan mat ho....maine use yakeen dila diya ki uska shaq bebuniyaad tha....ab sab theek hai....

Sanju- matlab....main kuch samjh nhi pa raha....use pata chala...aur tune uska shaq door kiya....aakhiri hya kya tha waha....

Main- bata raha hu na.......sun...

Aur fir maine sanju aur rajni ko puri baat bata di...jise sun kar dono ki tention door ho gai.....

Sanju- oh god....saale ko shaq kaise hua....

Main- are...wo bewakoof nhi....dimaag uska bhi chalta hai...tabhi to sala itne aage tak pahucha hai...samjha....

Sanju- to ab tu kya karega...baar-baar to sahi time par waha pahuch nhi payga na....kabhi pakda gaya to....

Main- dont worry....uska intzaam kar diya hai.....doctor pradhan aaj raat ko sab theek jar dege....fir hume uski jaroorat nhi hogi...ok

Tabhi riya coffy le kar aai aur hum sab coffy ki chuskiya lene lage.....

Main- aunty....ab aap khush hai na....

Rajni- ha beta...bahut khush...waise alka kaisi hai...main usse...

Main(beech me)- nhi aunty...abhi nhi....thoda wait karo....par haa...aaj main aapko kisi se milauga jaroor...jisse mil jar aapki khushi kai guna bad jaygi...

Rajni- accha....kis se milane wale ho....

Main- coffy to khatm karo....fir pata chal hi jayga...hmm..

Aur fir humne coffy khatm ki aur uske baad main rajni aunty ko le kar andar wale room me le gaya....jaha ek bed par koi chaddar oodhe leta hua tha.....

Rajni- beta ye....koun hai ye....

Main- aap khud hi dekh lo....jao....

Mere kahne par rajni aunty aage gai aur hairani se mujhe dekh kar bed par lete saksh ka chaddar hata diya.....

Aur jaise hi unhone us saksh ka chehra dekha to wo chouk kar piche ho gai....aur isse pahle ki wo ladkhada kar girti...maine ja kar unhe sambhal liya.....

Rajni(poonam ko dekhte huye)- ye...ye to....ye kaise ho sakta hai...kah de ki ye....ye meri....

Main(beech me)- ha aunty...ye aapki hi beti hai....poonam.....

Rajni- par ye to....ye to mar chuki thi....maine khud dekha tha...to ye...ye kaise.....

Main- aunty....pahle aap shant ho jaaye...fir main sab batata hu....aaiye baithiye....

Aur naine aunty ko chair par baitha kar unhe pani pine ko de diya.....

Rajni(pani pi kar)- ab bata beta...ye sab kya hai....kya ye sach hai.....ya fir koi mazaak...

Main- aunty...aapko lagta hai ki main aapke sath itna ganda mazaak kar sakta hu...

Rajni- nhi beta....par main jo dekh rahi hu...use manna bahut muskil hai...kyoki maine apni beti ki laash.....

Main(beech me)- wo nakli thi.....aur ye asli hai....bilkul asli....aapki apni beti...poonam....

Rajni- par ye sab hua kaise.....

Main- batata hu.....asal me us din....

Aur maine aunty ko poonam ke kidnap se le kar uski mout ki khabar tak ki saari sacchai bata di...jise sun kar aunty khush ho gai...aur unki aankho se aanshu jharne lage....

Aur jaise hi maine apni baat khatm ki to aunty ne uth kar mujhe seene se chipka liya aur betahasa mera sir choomne lagi....

Rajni- uummm...uummmhh...beta....tu nhi janta ki aaj tune mujh par kitna bada ahsaan kiya hai.....main to ye soch-soch jar har din marti thi ki meri beti sirf meri wajah se nhi rahi....par tune mujhe meri beti louta kar mujhe ek nai jindagi de di beta....sach me...aaj ja din meri jindagi ja sabse bada din hai...jo khushiya hi khushiya le kar aaya...beta aur beti....aaj dono mujhe bapis mil gaye.....aur iski wajah sirf tu hai beta...sirf tu....

Main- bas aunty.....ab aur kuch na kahiye....waise bhi apno ke liye kiya gaya koi kaam ahsaan nhi hota...hmm...ab aap apni beti se mil lo...jagao use....

Mere kahne par aunty ne mujhe chhoda aur bed par baith jar poonam ja sir sahlane lagi....

Yaha sanju aur riya bhi room me aa jar mere sath khade ho gaye...aur waha aunty pyaar se poonam ko jagati rahi....

Aur jab poonam ne aankhe kholi to ek hi jhatke me wo uth kar baith gai....

Ye dekh jar mere sath-sath sanju aur riya bhi hairaan rah gaye.....

Waha poonam ne aunty ko saamne dekha to uski aankhe bhi num ho gai aur wo rote huye aunty ke gale lag gai....

Poonam- mummy....aap..aap aa gai mummy.....

Aunty- ha beta....main aa gai....aa gai beta....

Waha maa beti ek-dusre se lipat kar aashu baha rahi thi aur yaha hum teeno hairani se unhe ghoore ja rahe the.....

Roya(mere kaan me)- ankit....ye kaise hua.....poonam di ne to ek baar me hi aunty ko pahchaan liya...aur dekho....wo to bilkul theek bhi lag rahi hai....

Main- hmm..main bhi hairaan hu....

Sanju- par ye hua kaise.....haa...

Main- sanju....log aise hi nhi kahte ki maa ka rishta baccho se sabse jyada kaas hota hai.....aur ye bhi ki maa ka dil baccho ke dil se juda rahta hai.....

Riya- sahi kaha....maa ka dil hamesha baccho ke liye hi dhadakta hai....

Ye bolte huye riya ki aankhe bhi num ho gai.....

Main- riya....sorry yaar...main to bas....

Riya- huh...kuch nhi hua mujhe....chhodo ye sab....khushi ki baat yo ye hai ki poonam di theek ho gai....

Sanju- haa.....par ye chamatkaar hua kaise....samjh nhi aaya.....

Main- ye hum nhi samjh sakte beta....bas main itna janta hu ki jo kaam koi nhi kar sakta....wo maa ka pyaar kar deta hai......ab chalo....maa-beti ko thodi der akela chhod do....

Sanju- kyo...hum bhi di se....

Main(beech me)- abhi nhi....baad me....abhi chal....aur haa....poonam ko kuch batana nhi....puche to accident ka bol dena.....main baad me aaug...ok...

Sanju- ok...par tu ja kaha raha hai....

Main- ghar aur kaha....mujhe bhi apni maa ja khyaal rakhna hai na....

Ye bol kar main muskura diya....aur hum teeno room se baahar aa gaye....aur fir main sanju aur riya ko kuch samjha kar waha se nikal aaya.......

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ANKIT KE GHAR PAR.........


DJ se baat karne ke baad alka ne kuch der diary me kuch likha aur fir kafi tak kisi soch me doobi baithi rahi.....

Aur fir kuch faisla kar ke usne kisi ko msg kiya.....aur kareeb 30-40 minute baad wo room se nikli aur dawe pair renu ke room me chali gai.....

Alka(gate laga kar)- ye bhi behosh hi hai....chalo accha hai.....behoshi me hi ise hamesha ke liye sula deti hu.....

Ye soch kar alka aage to bad gai....par uska dil jooro se dhadak raha tha....uska dil ye kaam karne ko puri tarah se taiyaar nhi tha......par uska dimaag baar-baar DJ ki baat yaad kar raha tha.....ki use renu ki mout chahiye.....

Alka- mera man to nhi hai....fir bhi ye karna hi hoga....sorry renu.....teri mout bilkul aisi hi hogi....jaise gehu ke sath ghun pis jata hai....

Ye bol kar alka ne takiya uthaya aur renu ke muh ko dawane hi ja rahi thi...ki tabhi gate ki joordaar aawaaj sun kar alka ki gaand fat gai...aur takiya uske hath se chhot gaya.....

Alka(gate ki taraf dekh kar)- ttt...tum...tum yaha kaise....

Main(gusse se)- teri to...kya karne wali thi saali....maregi use...haa...

Alka- pahle ye batao ki tune gate kaise toda....

Main- laat maar kar.....dikhaau ki kaise maari...haa....

Alka(gusse se)- bakwas band karo....mujhe apna kaam jarne do....aur tum....tum jao yaha se...

Main- oye....main jane ke liye gate todkar nhi aaya....samjhi na....chal door rah usse...chal...

Alka- tum jante ho ki tum kya kar rahe ho....haa...ye tere boss ka hukum hai....aaj ise maarna hi hoga....

Main- wo sab main nhi janta....par mere rahte huye tu ise hath bhi nhi laga sakti...samjhi na....

Alka- accha....agar aisa hai to ruk...main tere boss ko hi call karti hu...fir dekhna ki kya hoga....

Main- kya...call karegi....theek hai.....kar...tu call kar...aur main bhi ek call karta hu....police ko....aur unhe batata hu ki is ghar me koun , kya jar raha hai....

Alka(gusse se)- ye kya bakwas hai...tim humare liye kaam jarne aaye ho ya inke liye...haa...

Main- tu mujhe mat bata ki mujhe kya karna hai.....main jo karne aaya hu wo karuga hi...par apne tareeke se....aur ek baat....tu aur tera boss agar mujhe bina bataye is ghar me kuch karega na...to tum sab seedha jail jaoge...samjhi na....

Alka- accha...aur tera kya hoga...tu bhi sath me jayga....

Main- janta hu...aur main iske liye taiyaar bhi hu....mera kya....nakli ankut banne ke liye kitni saza milegi....par tum dono ka kya....saale tum dono ko to lambi lagegi....dono ne kitne kaand kiye hai...pata hai na....aur sun...main sarkari gawaah ban kar tum dono ki pol khol duga...to saza aur bhi kam hogi...par tum dono ki bachi hui jindagi jail me hi niklegi...samjhi na....

Alka- accha....aur tu ye karega kaise....kya saboot dega....pata hai na ki bina saboot kanoon kuch nhi manta...janta hai na....

Main(muskyra kar)- saboot chahiye tujhe...to dekh...ye raha saboot....

Aur maine phon nikaal kar alka ko ek vedio dikha diya....jisme DJ baitha hua phon par kisi ko apna plan bata raha tha....


Main- dekh liya....chal ab ek aur dekh....

Aur fir maine dusra vedio dikhaya...jisme DJ , nakli ankit ke sath baitha hua use asli ankit ke ghar me daakhil hone ka plan samjha raha tha.....

Main- dekh liya....ab bol....jise bolna ho bolo.....

Alka(sahmi hui)- ye sab tumne kab kiya....

Main- wo sab chhod...ha itna jaroor jaan le ki agar tune meri baat nhi maani.....to ye vedio seedha police ke paas jayge...aur fir kya hoga....ye tu acche se janti hai....hai na....

Alka(man me)- sabse pahle to ise hi maarna padega...sala dhokhebaaz....

Main- kya sochne lagi...mujhe maarne ka to nhi soch nlrahi na....

Alka(sakpaka kar)- nnn..nhi to....

Main- to sochna bhi mat....kyoki maine pahle hi ye vedio mere ek dost ko de rakhe hai....aur bol rakha hai ki agar mujhe kych bhi hua.....to ye sab le ja kar police ko dikha dena....fir police sab dekh legi...samjhi na.....

Ye sab sun kar uski to buri haalat ho gai....kyoki use police ke naam se bhi dar lagta tha.....


Alka- nhi...tum..tum aisa kuch nhi karoge...aur main tumhe maarne ka kyo sochne lagi....aakhir tum humare liye hi to aaye ho yaha....ab chalo...is ladki ko khatm karte hai....

Main- lagta hai tumne meri baat dhyaan se nhi suni....maine kaha na...ki is ladki ko tum kuch nhi karogi......samjhi na....ab chalo yaha se...

Alka- par boss ne to kaha...

Main(beech me)- usne kya bola....aur tum us se kya bologi...is se mujhe kuch lena-dena nhi......bas ye yaad rakhna ki agar ise kuch hua na...to tum sab gaye....samjhi....ab chalo....

Alka- aakhir tum chahte kya ho....bhoolo mat tum humare...aahh...

Alka itna hi bol paai thi ki maine aage bad kar uske baal pakad liye.......

Main- chal....aaj tujhe bata hi deta hu ki main chahta kya hu...chal saali....

Ye bol kar main alka ko baalo se pakad kar apne room me laya aur bed par patak diya.....

Alka- ye...ye kya badtamizi hai......tum jante ho na ki main koun hu...haa....

Main(gate lock kar ke)- janta hu....par saayad tu nhi samjhi ki main kya hu...koi baat nhi....aaj samjh jaygi...chal...ye kapde nikaal....

Alka(gusse se)- ye kya bakwas hai.....dekho...sarafat se mujhe jane do....warna tera wo haal.....

Main(beech me)- haatt...haal to tera main bigaduga......ruk saali....


Aur maine teji se aage gaya aur usko dhakka maar kar bed par lita diya.....aur jaldi se apne kapde nikaal kar short me aa gaya....

Main- tu kapde nhi nikalegi na...to main hi nikaal deta hu....

Ye bol kar main bed par chada aur uske pair pakad kar use sir ke bal khada kar diya...jisse uske jishm me fasi maxi uske seene tak sarak gai....aur maine pair se maxi dawa kar uske pairon ko uper utha diya.....

Jaise hi wo uper hui to maxi fasi hone ki wajah se use dard hua...to usne na chahte huye bhi apne hatho se maxi ko nikal jane diya....

Aur jaise hi uski maxi nikli to maine use bed par patak diya aur khud uske uper let gaya.....

Alka- kameene....chhod de mujhe...warna bahut pachhtayga....

Main- chhod du....par kaise....tera ye chikna jushm dekh jar bhi tujhe chhod diya...to laanat hai mere mard hone par.....ab aaram se maan ja...nhi to...

Alka- nhi to kya be...kya karega tu....

Main- karuga to wahi jo karne aaya hu....tu mane ya na mane.....

Ye bol kar maine uske hatho ko bed par dawaya aur jhuk jar uski bra me fase boobs choosne laga.....

Main- uuummmmmmmhh....aah....bra me ye haal hai...to nange kitne saandaar hoge na....

Alka- ruk ja kameene....nhi to...aaahhhh.....

Alka kuch bolti...usse pahle hi naine ek boob ko muh me dawaya aur daant gada diye...jisse wo tadap uthi....

Main- uuummmmhhh...aah...ab maan bhi ja....warna rote huye hi maza le....aauuummmmm.....uuummmm....

Ye bol kar main bari-bari uske dono boobs ko choosne laga aur alja jhatpatate huye mujhe rokne ki naakaam kosis karti rahi....

Par thodi der baad jan mere thook se uske dono boobs bra samet geele ho gaye...to wo bhi garam hone lagi....par abhi bhi uska rokna jaari tha....

Main(man me)- ruk saali....tujhe pura garam kar ke hi maza luga.....

Ye soch jar maine daanto se pakad jar bra ko uper kar diya ...jisse uske nange boibs mere saamne aa gaye...aur nain baari-baari uske gulaabi nippal ko choosne laga.....

Meri harqaton se alka garam hoti ja rahi thi....aur is baat ka hi use dar tha ki kahi wo garam ho kar mera sath na de de....isliye wo abhi bhi birodh jar rahi thi....

Par jab maine kuch der tak usje nage boobs ko chhosa to uska badbadana kam hone laga.....aur uski aankhe bhi band ho gai....

Maine mouka dekh kar turant apne hatho se uski panty pakdi aur ek hi jhatke main uske pairo se nikaal feki...

Aur is se pahle ki wo uth pati....maine uski jaaghe pakad kar use hawa me utha diya.......

Alka- aaahhh..kya jar raha gai kameene....

Main- tujhe asli mard ka sukh de raha hu saali....maza kar na.....

Ye bol kar maine usko thoda uper kiya aur apna muh uski choot me laga diya.....

Alka- aaahhhhh....chhod de kammene....aaahhhh...

Main- uuummmhhhh....kya nast choot hai teri....isko thokne ka to bada maza aayga....aauuummmmmm...uuummmm..

Aur main teji se uski choot choosne kaga.....aur choit ki chusaai ne use itna garaklm jar fiya ki kuch der me hi uski choot pani bahane lagi.....

Main- uuummmhhhh...aahh...garam ho gai saali.....ab maza aayga....

Ye bol kar main khada hua aur apna short bhi nikal feka......aur jaise hi mera lund uski aankho ke saamne aaya...to wo chounk kar lund ko dekhne lagi.......

Main- aise kya dekh rahi hai saali...najar lagaygi kya....aaja tujhe swaad de du iska....

Aur isse pahle ki wo kuch samjh pati....main bed se neeche aaya aur use ghuma kar uske muh me lund daal diya.....

Alka- ggguuummmmm...uuuummmmm...uuummm......

Main- ruk ja saali...kaatna mat....warna tu mari...samjhi na....ye saali...maza le....

Aur ye bol jar main teji se uska muh chodne laga....

Main joordaar dhakko ke sath uska muh chod raha tha aur wo bas jhatpatati hui aankho se aanshu waha rahi thi....

Thodi der baad jab mera man bhar gaya to maine lund ko baahar kheecha aur use ghuma kar uski taago ko uper kar diya.....

Alka- tujhe main chhodugi nnnnnnaaahhiiiii.......aaahhhhh...maa....mar gai....

Alka bol hi rahi thi ki maine lund ko set karke ek joirdaar dhakka mata aur uski choot me dhaas diya.....

Main- jo jarna gai wo baad me....abhi chudaai ja maza le...yeehhhh...yeehhh...


Aur main teji se dhakke marne laga.....aur mere dhakko ke jawaab me alka bhi cheekh-cheekh jar mahoul garam jarne lagi.....

Thodi der baad hi wo puri garam ho jar masti me apni gaand hilane lagi....to maine khysh ho jar apni speed bada di.....

Aur maine use tak tak chhoda...jab tak wo 2 baad khad nhi gai....

Jaise hi wo dowara jhadi to maine lund ko choot se nikaal liya aur use palta kar uski jaagho par baith gaya....

Alka- bas kar kameene...saans to kene de....

Main- yske liye time nhi hai abhi....abhi tera cheekhne ka time aa gaya....

Alka- kya...matlab...nhi..waha nhi...nhi...mmmaaaa....aaaaiiiiiiii.....mmaaar dala.....aaaahhhhh....

Alka bol hi rahi thi ki maine uski gaand ko faila jar lund ko gaand me dhaas diya.....

Alka- nikaal saale..bahar nikaallll....aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.........

Alka nikalne ka boli hi thi ki maine do dhakje naar jar pura lund uski gaand me daal diya....

Alja- maar dala...aaahhhhh...kameene....main teri jaan....aaaahhhhhhh....

Main- bola na....jo jarna hai kar lena....par abhi maza kar.....

Ye bol jar maine lund ko dheere-dheere andar-baahar karna suru kar diya......

Aur jab maine dekha ki uska dard thoda kam ho gaya....to maine tej dhakke suru kar diye.....

Mere dhakko ke saamne alka ka jishm ek baar fir se garam ho gaya...aur wo halki-halki siskiyan le kar apni gaand hilane lagi...


Ye dekh kar maine puri soeed se uski gaand marna suru kar diya......aur ewo bhi pura sath dete huye gaand marwane lagi....

Thodi der ke dhakko ke baad uski choot ne ek baar fir se jawaab de diya....

Aur uske jhadte hi maine use kheech kar kutiya bana liya aur teji se gaand marna jari rakha.....


Kareeb 15-20 minute tak maine kaayde se uski gaand maari aur fir usi ki gaand me lundras ki pichkari maar kar alag ho gaya....

Main- aaahhh....aaj to bada maza aaya...kya mast maal hai tu...taviyat khush ho gai....

Meri baat par wo kuch nhi boli.....wo to bed par ulti padi hui joor-joor se aahen bhar rahi thi....

Main- theek hai....aaraam kar tu....main to chala....

Ye bol jar main bathroom me ghys gaya....aur mere jane ke baad alka bhi uthi aur apne utha jar sirf maxi pahan kar lagdate huye apne room me jane lagi....

Main(bathroom se nikal kar)- chali jaogi ya main kuch help karu....

Alka(gusse se)- bakwas band karo....tumhe iska anjaam bhugatna hoga....

Main(muskura kar)- wo to sab theek hai......agli baar kab mil rahi ho.....kal dopahar me aau....kyoki aaj to tum kisi kaam ki nhi rahi..haa...

Meri baat oar alja ne mujge ghoir jar dekha....par bina kuch bole hi gate khol kar apne room me nikal gai....

Main(man me)- ye to bas suruwat hai....aage -aage dekh....tera kya haal jarta hu....meri behen ko maarne chali thi saali.....ab dekh...har din kaise tujhe mout deta hu......huh...

Yaha main apne room se nikal jar renu ke sath bister par aaraam karne laga.....(kyoki uske room ja gate toot chuka tha....aur mujge dar tha ki wo kaeeni fir se na aa jaye )


Aur waha alka apne jishm ko ragad-ragad kar naha rahi thi....aise ki mano chudaai ke nisaan mita rahi ho....

Fir wo ready ho kar kafi der tak kych sochti rahi...aur fir usne DJ ko call lagaya.....

( Call Par )

DJ - are jaan...kya sahi time par call kiya....main tumhe hi call jarne wala tha.....

Alka- kyo...kya hua....

DJ - are aaj hume ankit aur alka ke khilaaf ek aur mohra mil gaya....wo bhi unka apna....aur uske paas khajane ki ek chaabi bhi hai...

Alka- hmm....ye to accha hai...

DJ - kya baat hai....tum paresaan ho kya....kya kyvh hua hai....kahi wo ladki...wo...

Alka(beech me)- wo jinda hai....

DJ - kyo....matlab tumne....

Alja(beech me)- aaj mouka nhi mila...sorry....

DJ - oh ho...isme sorry kya....aaj nhi to kal sahi....mujhe tum par pura bharosga hai....to isliye paresaan ho....

Alka- nhi...asal me mujge us ladke ke baare me baat karni thi....

DJ - fir wahi ladka...ab kya kiya usne....

Alja(man me)- kaise batau ki usne kya kiya.....faad di meri.....

DJ - hello jaan...bolo na kya hua....koi paresaani....

Alka- huh..nhi to.....asal me haa......

DJ - kya hua....

Alka- kaise kahu....asal me mujhe wo ladka nakli nhi lagta....wo...wo asli ankit hi lag raha hai....

DJ - oh ho....mujhe bhi laga tha....par ab main confirm hu ki wo humara aadmi hi hai...asli nhi...

Alka- par mujhe to ...pata nhi kyo....par wo asli hi laga....kyoki maine gour se check kiya hai...uske chehre par mask jaisa dikhta hi nhi.....

DJ (has kar)- mask hoga to dikhega na....

Alka(chounk kar)- kya matlab.....usne mask nhi pahna....

DJ - nhi...ye uska asli chehra hai....

Alka- kya bol rahe ho....ye asli chehra hai....matlab tum bolna chahte ho ki iska aur ankit ka chehra ek jaisa hi hai.....janam se...apne aap....

DJ - haa....yahi sach hai....dono ke chehre ek jaise hai....

Alka- tumhara matlab wo dono humsakl hai....

DJ - aisa hi samjh lo....dono ek jaisa chehra le jar hi oaida huye the....

Alka(man me)- agar ye maan bhi lu....to kya ek jaise lund bhi hai...kyoki ye wahi lund tha jisne mujhe damini ke ghar choda tha.....ye kaise mumkin hai...kya aisa ho sakta hai.....nhi....

DJ - ab kta sochne lagi....main sach bol raha hu....

Alka- huh...theek hai...mana ki humsakl hai...par humsakl kad aur kathi se alag hote hai....bilkul ek jaise nhi...par ise dekh jar to yahi lagta hai ki ye ankit hi hai......bilkul wahi baal...wahi chaal...wahi hath-pair....sab wahi hai...bolkil ankit ki tarah....ye kaise ho sakta hai....

DJ - ho sakta ha....aur unke sath yahi hua hai....

Alka- par kaise...ye kaise mumkin ho sakta hai.....humsaklon me itni samanta nhi ho sakti...ye to bas...bhaiyon me

DJ (beech me)- haa.....bhai........bilkul sahi kaha....ye ladka ankit ka bhai hi hai....


""ALKA AUR AKASH KA BADA BETA.....ANKIT KA BADA BHAI.....""



Alka - kya....ye kaise mumkin hai...kaise.....???????





Updates posted frnds.......

Hope u'll like it......

Thanks & Enjoyeeee..........
 
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DILKAS HOTEL ME...........


DJ ne jaise hi call cut kiya to uske saamne baitha aadmi DJ ko gour se dekhne laga.....

DJ - aise kya dekh raha hai.....

Aadmi- kya tumne apne baap ko hi marwa diya......

DJ (najren chura kar)- hmm....

Aadmi- ohh....tum to bade kameene insaan ho.....

DJ - aur tum kya ho....haa....pahle apne aapko dekho....fir mujh par ungli uthana....

Aadmi(sir jhatak kar)- theek hai....kaam ki baat kare....

DJ - aur kya maine tumhe yaha mujra dikhane ke liye bulaya tha.....

Aadmi- to bolo....ab mujhse kya chahte ho....

DJ - tum acchi tarah se jante ho ki mujhe kya chahiye....aur main ye bhi janta hu ki wo cheej sirf tum hi mujhe de sakte ho....

Aadmi- agar tum sab jante hi ho....tab to tumhe ye bhi pata hoga ki us cheej ko haasil karna tumgare liye itna aasaan nhi hone wala.....

DJ - haa...acchi tarah se janta hu....isliye to tumhe yaha bulaya....taki aamne-saamne baith kar saari baaten saaf-saaf kar li jaaye.....

Aadmi- to seedha mudde ki baat karo....bolo....keemat kya de sakte ho....

DJ - keemat....10% theek hai na....

Aadmi(has kar)- kya yaar....itni door bulaya....wo bhi aisa ghatiya mazaak jarne ke liye....

DJ(gusse se)- ye koi mazaak nhi hai.....main kaam ki baat kar raha hu....

Aadmi(joor se)- kaam ki baat...haa....agar ye tumhare kaam ki baat hai to bhool jao....kyoki mera jawaab hai......naaa....bada wala naaaaa.....samjha....

DJ (joir se)- chup kar....teri himmat kaose hui mujhe na bolne ki....

Aadmi(khada ho kar)- chilla mat.....main tere se bhi jyada joor se chilla sakta hu....samjha na...aur ye akad hai na....wo kisi aur ko dikhana....mujhe nhi.....samjha....

DJ (khada ho kar)- chup kar....tu mujhe janta nhi....main chahu to....

Aadmi(beech me)- main nhi janta...haa...abe saale.....yaha ek main hi hu jo tere kameenepan ko bakhoobi janta hu....isliye mujhe dhamkane ki kosis bhi mat karna...kyoki main teri har dhamki ka muhtod jawaab de sakta hu...aur ye baat tu bhi acchi tarah se janta hai....

DJ(man me)- baat to iski sahi hai....agar iske sath panga lita to mera saalo ka plan is kameene ki wajah se bigad jayga.....

Aadmi- kis soch me pad gaya.....mujhe raste se hatane ki soch raha hai kya.....haa...

DJ - nhi....bilkul nhi....asal me....kya bolu...wo sharaab pi hui hai na....to thoda gussa....

Aadmi(beech me)- ye gussa apni jeb me daal....aage kaam aayga.....filhaal meri baat sun....agar tujhe us khajane tak pahuchna hai na....to mujhe 50% dena hoga....aur isse pahle ki tu kuch bole...to tujhe bata du ki ye mera pahla aur aakhiri faisla hai....50% do aur khazaane ki ek chaabi tumhari.....baki chaabi ka tum jano....mujhe bas 1 chaabi ki keemat chahiye....

DJ - par ek chaabi ki keemat 50%....ye to koi hisaab nhi na.....kyoki baki ki chaabi...aur khajane ka pata to maine lagaya na....to mera hissa jyada banta hai....tum...tum 20% le lo...bas...

Aadmi- dekh....mujhe jo bolna tha wo main bol chuka....50% dega to chaabi milegi....nhi to bhool ja....main chala fir....

DJ - theek hai....tum jeete...chaabi lao....

Aadmi(muskura kar)- chaabi....yaar ek baat bata....tujhe kya mere maathe par C likha najar aa raha hai kya....

DJ (gusse se)- matlab....

Aadmi- matlab ye mere hoshiyaar dost....ki main chutiya nhi jo tujhe chaabi de du.....tu pahle baki ki chaabi doond le....fir hum khajane ki jagah hi milege....aur sath me saare darwaje kholege....samjha na....

DJ (daant pees kar)- theek hai....ye bhi maanta hu....ab khush....chal ab baith ja...ek-ek peg maarte hai...

Aadmi- theek hai....bana fir....aur ye bata....ki wo ankit kaha hai....

DJ - tu peg laga....ankit ki fikr mujh par chhod de.....le....

Aur fir dono peg gatakne lage......

DJ (man me)- bas ek baar wo chaabi dikha de....fir teri bali wahi chadauga....

Aadmi(man me)- tu kitna bhi dimaag laga le saale......par mujhe raste se hatana tere bas ki baat nhi....tu bas khajane tak to le ja mujhe....fir teri saalo ki mehnat ka meetha fal main hi khauga....sirf aur sirf main......

DJ - aage ka kya socha hai....bapis jaoge ya yahi rukoge.....

Aadmi- filhaal to yahi rahuga...waise khajane ke baare me to kuch batao...ab tak kya pata chala....

DJ - hmm...to hume ab tak sirf khajane ka naksha mil paya hai....aur rasta bhi...par rasta abhi pura nhi mila....aur haa....sabse jaroori baat....khajaane me 5 darwaje hai....aur humare paas ab tak sirf 2 chaabiyon ki jaan jari hai...bas...

Aadmi- matlab 3 chabi aur doondna hoga...

DJ - asal me sirf ek....kyoki baki ke 2 darwajon ki chaabi mujhe jald hi milne wali hai....

Aadmi- ohh...to wo aakhiri chaabi kaha milegi...koi idea.....

DJ - uski fikr tum mat karo....wo main dekh luga....tum bas aish karo....

Aur ye bol kar DJ ne fir se 2 peg banaye aur dono log jaam se jaam takra kar shraab ka luft lene lage.......

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RIYA KE GHAR PAR..........


Rony ke sath drink karne ke baad main seedha riya ke ghar pahuch gaya....kyoki mera kaam abhi baki tha.....

Riya(gate kholte hi)- aap gaye kaha the....koi problem thi kya.....

Main- andar aau ya yahi sab sunogi....

Riya(side ho kar)- sorry.....

Main(andar aate hi)- kya hua....yaha fir se maatam kyo fail gaya....

Sanju- teri wajah se.....tu itni jaldi me bhaga....aur uper se ghabraya hua bhi tha....to hum bhi ghabra gaye.....

Rajni- ha beta....hum tabse yahi soch rahe the ki aakhir aisa kya hua jo tu itni jaldi me bhaag gaya.....

Sanju- ab bolega bhi ya sunta hi rahega.....

Main- are saans to lene do....riya....coffy milegi....

Riya- hmm..lati hu.....

Sanju- bol na bhai...kyo tention bada raha hai.....

Main- ok...asal me DJ ko pata chal gaya tha ki wo ladka asli ankit nhi hai.....

Sanju(chounk kar)- kya...par kaise....aur...ab kya....

Main- itna paresaan mat ho....maine use yakeen dila diya ki uska shaq bebuniyaad tha....ab sab theek hai....

Sanju- matlab....main kuch samjh nhi pa raha....use pata chala...aur tune uska shaq door kiya....aakhiri hya kya tha waha....

Main- bata raha hu na.......sun...

Aur fir maine sanju aur rajni ko puri baat bata di...jise sun kar dono ki tention door ho gai.....

Sanju- oh god....saale ko shaq kaise hua....

Main- are...wo bewakoof nhi....dimaag uska bhi chalta hai...tabhi to sala itne aage tak pahucha hai...samjha....

Sanju- to ab tu kya karega...baar-baar to sahi time par waha pahuch nhi payga na....kabhi pakda gaya to....

Main- dont worry....uska intzaam kar diya hai.....doctor pradhan aaj raat ko sab theek jar dege....fir hume uski jaroorat nhi hogi...ok

Tabhi riya coffy le kar aai aur hum sab coffy ki chuskiya lene lage.....

Main- aunty....ab aap khush hai na....

Rajni- ha beta...bahut khush...waise alka kaisi hai...main usse...

Main(beech me)- nhi aunty...abhi nhi....thoda wait karo....par haa...aaj main aapko kisi se milauga jaroor...jisse mil jar aapki khushi kai guna bad jaygi...

Rajni- accha....kis se milane wale ho....

Main- coffy to khatm karo....fir pata chal hi jayga...hmm..

Aur fir humne coffy khatm ki aur uske baad main rajni aunty ko le kar andar wale room me le gaya....jaha ek bed par koi chaddar oodhe leta hua tha.....

Rajni- beta ye....koun hai ye....

Main- aap khud hi dekh lo....jao....

Mere kahne par rajni aunty aage gai aur hairani se mujhe dekh kar bed par lete saksh ka chaddar hata diya.....

Aur jaise hi unhone us saksh ka chehra dekha to wo chouk kar piche ho gai....aur isse pahle ki wo ladkhada kar girti...maine ja kar unhe sambhal liya.....

Rajni(poonam ko dekhte huye)- ye...ye to....ye kaise ho sakta hai...kah de ki ye....ye meri....

Main(beech me)- ha aunty...ye aapki hi beti hai....poonam.....

Rajni- par ye to....ye to mar chuki thi....maine khud dekha tha...to ye...ye kaise.....

Main- aunty....pahle aap shant ho jaaye...fir main sab batata hu....aaiye baithiye....

Aur naine aunty ko chair par baitha kar unhe pani pine ko de diya.....

Rajni(pani pi kar)- ab bata beta...ye sab kya hai....kya ye sach hai.....ya fir koi mazaak...

Main- aunty...aapko lagta hai ki main aapke sath itna ganda mazaak kar sakta hu...

Rajni- nhi beta....par main jo dekh rahi hu...use manna bahut muskil hai...kyoki maine apni beti ki laash.....

Main(beech me)- wo nakli thi.....aur ye asli hai....bilkul asli....aapki apni beti...poonam....

Rajni- par ye sab hua kaise.....

Main- batata hu.....asal me us din....

Aur maine aunty ko poonam ke kidnap se le kar uski mout ki khabar tak ki saari sacchai bata di...jise sun kar aunty khush ho gai...aur unki aankho se aanshu jharne lage....

Aur jaise hi maine apni baat khatm ki to aunty ne uth kar mujhe seene se chipka liya aur betahasa mera sir choomne lagi....

Rajni- uummm...uummmhh...beta....tu nhi janta ki aaj tune mujh par kitna bada ahsaan kiya hai.....main to ye soch-soch jar har din marti thi ki meri beti sirf meri wajah se nhi rahi....par tune mujhe meri beti louta kar mujhe ek nai jindagi de di beta....sach me...aaj ja din meri jindagi ja sabse bada din hai...jo khushiya hi khushiya le kar aaya...beta aur beti....aaj dono mujhe bapis mil gaye.....aur iski wajah sirf tu hai beta...sirf tu....

Main- bas aunty.....ab aur kuch na kahiye....waise bhi apno ke liye kiya gaya koi kaam ahsaan nhi hota...hmm...ab aap apni beti se mil lo...jagao use....

Mere kahne par aunty ne mujhe chhoda aur bed par baith jar poonam ja sir sahlane lagi....

Yaha sanju aur riya bhi room me aa jar mere sath khade ho gaye...aur waha aunty pyaar se poonam ko jagati rahi....

Aur jab poonam ne aankhe kholi to ek hi jhatke me wo uth kar baith gai....

Ye dekh jar mere sath-sath sanju aur riya bhi hairaan rah gaye.....

Waha poonam ne aunty ko saamne dekha to uski aankhe bhi num ho gai aur wo rote huye aunty ke gale lag gai....

Poonam- mummy....aap..aap aa gai mummy.....

Aunty- ha beta....main aa gai....aa gai beta....

Waha maa beti ek-dusre se lipat kar aashu baha rahi thi aur yaha hum teeno hairani se unhe ghoore ja rahe the.....

Roya(mere kaan me)- ankit....ye kaise hua.....poonam di ne to ek baar me hi aunty ko pahchaan liya...aur dekho....wo to bilkul theek bhi lag rahi hai....

Main- hmm..main bhi hairaan hu....

Sanju- par ye hua kaise.....haa...

Main- sanju....log aise hi nhi kahte ki maa ka rishta baccho se sabse jyada kaas hota hai.....aur ye bhi ki maa ka dil baccho ke dil se juda rahta hai.....

Riya- sahi kaha....maa ka dil hamesha baccho ke liye hi dhadakta hai....

Ye bolte huye riya ki aankhe bhi num ho gai.....

Main- riya....sorry yaar...main to bas....

Riya- huh...kuch nhi hua mujhe....chhodo ye sab....khushi ki baat yo ye hai ki poonam di theek ho gai....

Sanju- haa.....par ye chamatkaar hua kaise....samjh nhi aaya.....

Main- ye hum nhi samjh sakte beta....bas main itna janta hu ki jo kaam koi nhi kar sakta....wo maa ka pyaar kar deta hai......ab chalo....maa-beti ko thodi der akela chhod do....

Sanju- kyo...hum bhi di se....

Main(beech me)- abhi nhi....baad me....abhi chal....aur haa....poonam ko kuch batana nhi....puche to accident ka bol dena.....main baad me aaug...ok...

Sanju- ok...par tu ja kaha raha hai....

Main- ghar aur kaha....mujhe bhi apni maa ja khyaal rakhna hai na....

Ye bol kar main muskura diya....aur hum teeno room se baahar aa gaye....aur fir main sanju aur riya ko kuch samjha kar waha se nikal aaya.......

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ANKIT KE GHAR PAR.........


DJ se baat karne ke baad alka ne kuch der diary me kuch likha aur fir kafi tak kisi soch me doobi baithi rahi.....

Aur fir kuch faisla kar ke usne kisi ko msg kiya.....aur kareeb 30-40 minute baad wo room se nikli aur dawe pair renu ke room me chali gai.....

Alka(gate laga kar)- ye bhi behosh hi hai....chalo accha hai.....behoshi me hi ise hamesha ke liye sula deti hu.....

Ye soch kar alka aage to bad gai....par uska dil jooro se dhadak raha tha....uska dil ye kaam karne ko puri tarah se taiyaar nhi tha......par uska dimaag baar-baar DJ ki baat yaad kar raha tha.....ki use renu ki mout chahiye.....

Alka- mera man to nhi hai....fir bhi ye karna hi hoga....sorry renu.....teri mout bilkul aisi hi hogi....jaise gehu ke sath ghun pis jata hai....

Ye bol kar alka ne takiya uthaya aur renu ke muh ko dawane hi ja rahi thi...ki tabhi gate ki joordaar aawaaj sun kar alka ki gaand fat gai...aur takiya uske hath se chhot gaya.....

Alka(gate ki taraf dekh kar)- ttt...tum...tum yaha kaise....

Main(gusse se)- teri to...kya karne wali thi saali....maregi use...haa...

Alka- pahle ye batao ki tune gate kaise toda....

Main- laat maar kar.....dikhaau ki kaise maari...haa....

Alka(gusse se)- bakwas band karo....mujhe apna kaam jarne do....aur tum....tum jao yaha se...

Main- oye....main jane ke liye gate todkar nhi aaya....samjhi na....chal door rah usse...chal...

Alka- tum jante ho ki tum kya kar rahe ho....haa...ye tere boss ka hukum hai....aaj ise maarna hi hoga....

Main- wo sab main nhi janta....par mere rahte huye tu ise hath bhi nhi laga sakti...samjhi na....

Alka- accha....agar aisa hai to ruk...main tere boss ko hi call karti hu...fir dekhna ki kya hoga....

Main- kya...call karegi....theek hai.....kar...tu call kar...aur main bhi ek call karta hu....police ko....aur unhe batata hu ki is ghar me koun , kya jar raha hai....

Alka(gusse se)- ye kya bakwas hai...tim humare liye kaam jarne aaye ho ya inke liye...haa...

Main- tu mujhe mat bata ki mujhe kya karna hai.....main jo karne aaya hu wo karuga hi...par apne tareeke se....aur ek baat....tu aur tera boss agar mujhe bina bataye is ghar me kuch karega na...to tum sab seedha jail jaoge...samjhi na....

Alka- accha...aur tera kya hoga...tu bhi sath me jayga....

Main- janta hu...aur main iske liye taiyaar bhi hu....mera kya....nakli ankut banne ke liye kitni saza milegi....par tum dono ka kya....saale tum dono ko to lambi lagegi....dono ne kitne kaand kiye hai...pata hai na....aur sun...main sarkari gawaah ban kar tum dono ki pol khol duga...to saza aur bhi kam hogi...par tum dono ki bachi hui jindagi jail me hi niklegi...samjhi na....

Alka- accha....aur tu ye karega kaise....kya saboot dega....pata hai na ki bina saboot kanoon kuch nhi manta...janta hai na....

Main(muskyra kar)- saboot chahiye tujhe...to dekh...ye raha saboot....

Aur maine phon nikaal kar alka ko ek vedio dikha diya....jisme DJ baitha hua phon par kisi ko apna plan bata raha tha....


Main- dekh liya....chal ab ek aur dekh....

Aur fir maine dusra vedio dikhaya...jisme DJ , nakli ankit ke sath baitha hua use asli ankit ke ghar me daakhil hone ka plan samjha raha tha.....

Main- dekh liya....ab bol....jise bolna ho bolo.....

Alka(sahmi hui)- ye sab tumne kab kiya....

Main- wo sab chhod...ha itna jaroor jaan le ki agar tune meri baat nhi maani.....to ye vedio seedha police ke paas jayge...aur fir kya hoga....ye tu acche se janti hai....hai na....

Alka(man me)- sabse pahle to ise hi maarna padega...sala dhokhebaaz....

Main- kya sochne lagi...mujhe maarne ka to nhi soch nlrahi na....

Alka(sakpaka kar)- nnn..nhi to....

Main- to sochna bhi mat....kyoki maine pahle hi ye vedio mere ek dost ko de rakhe hai....aur bol rakha hai ki agar mujhe kych bhi hua.....to ye sab le ja kar police ko dikha dena....fir police sab dekh legi...samjhi na.....

Ye sab sun kar uski to buri haalat ho gai....kyoki use police ke naam se bhi dar lagta tha.....


Alka- nhi...tum..tum aisa kuch nhi karoge...aur main tumhe maarne ka kyo sochne lagi....aakhir tum humare liye hi to aaye ho yaha....ab chalo...is ladki ko khatm karte hai....

Main- lagta hai tumne meri baat dhyaan se nhi suni....maine kaha na...ki is ladki ko tum kuch nhi karogi......samjhi na....ab chalo yaha se...

Alka- par boss ne to kaha...

Main(beech me)- usne kya bola....aur tum us se kya bologi...is se mujhe kuch lena-dena nhi......bas ye yaad rakhna ki agar ise kuch hua na...to tum sab gaye....samjhi....ab chalo....

Alka- aakhir tum chahte kya ho....bhoolo mat tum humare...aahh...

Alka itna hi bol paai thi ki maine aage bad kar uske baal pakad liye.......

Main- chal....aaj tujhe bata hi deta hu ki main chahta kya hu...chal saali....

Ye bol kar main alka ko baalo se pakad kar apne room me laya aur bed par patak diya.....

Alka- ye...ye kya badtamizi hai......tum jante ho na ki main koun hu...haa....

Main(gate lock kar ke)- janta hu....par saayad tu nhi samjhi ki main kya hu...koi baat nhi....aaj samjh jaygi...chal...ye kapde nikaal....

Alka(gusse se)- ye kya bakwas hai.....dekho...sarafat se mujhe jane do....warna tera wo haal.....

Main(beech me)- haatt...haal to tera main bigaduga......ruk saali....


Aur maine teji se aage gaya aur usko dhakka maar kar bed par lita diya.....aur jaldi se apne kapde nikaal kar short me aa gaya....

Main- tu kapde nhi nikalegi na...to main hi nikaal deta hu....

Ye bol kar main bed par chada aur uske pair pakad kar use sir ke bal khada kar diya...jisse uske jishm me fasi maxi uske seene tak sarak gai....aur maine pair se maxi dawa kar uske pairon ko uper utha diya.....

Jaise hi wo uper hui to maxi fasi hone ki wajah se use dard hua...to usne na chahte huye bhi apne hatho se maxi ko nikal jane diya....

Aur jaise hi uski maxi nikli to maine use bed par patak diya aur khud uske uper let gaya.....

Alka- kameene....chhod de mujhe...warna bahut pachhtayga....

Main- chhod du....par kaise....tera ye chikna jushm dekh jar bhi tujhe chhod diya...to laanat hai mere mard hone par.....ab aaram se maan ja...nhi to...

Alka- nhi to kya be...kya karega tu....

Main- karuga to wahi jo karne aaya hu....tu mane ya na mane.....

Ye bol kar maine uske hatho ko bed par dawaya aur jhuk jar uski bra me fase boobs choosne laga.....

Main- uuummmmmmmhh....aah....bra me ye haal hai...to nange kitne saandaar hoge na....

Alka- ruk ja kameene....nhi to...aaahhhh.....

Alka kuch bolti...usse pahle hi naine ek boob ko muh me dawaya aur daant gada diye...jisse wo tadap uthi....

Main- uuummmmhhh...aah...ab maan bhi ja....warna rote huye hi maza le....aauuummmmm.....uuummmm....

Ye bol kar main bari-bari uske dono boobs ko choosne laga aur alja jhatpatate huye mujhe rokne ki naakaam kosis karti rahi....

Par thodi der baad jan mere thook se uske dono boobs bra samet geele ho gaye...to wo bhi garam hone lagi....par abhi bhi uska rokna jaari tha....

Main(man me)- ruk saali....tujhe pura garam kar ke hi maza luga.....

Ye soch jar maine daanto se pakad jar bra ko uper kar diya ...jisse uske nange boibs mere saamne aa gaye...aur nain baari-baari uske gulaabi nippal ko choosne laga.....

Meri harqaton se alka garam hoti ja rahi thi....aur is baat ka hi use dar tha ki kahi wo garam ho kar mera sath na de de....isliye wo abhi bhi birodh jar rahi thi....

Par jab maine kuch der tak usje nage boobs ko chhosa to uska badbadana kam hone laga.....aur uski aankhe bhi band ho gai....

Maine mouka dekh kar turant apne hatho se uski panty pakdi aur ek hi jhatke main uske pairo se nikaal feki...

Aur is se pahle ki wo uth pati....maine uski jaaghe pakad kar use hawa me utha diya.......

Alka- aaahhh..kya jar raha gai kameene....

Main- tujhe asli mard ka sukh de raha hu saali....maza kar na.....

Ye bol kar maine usko thoda uper kiya aur apna muh uski choot me laga diya.....

Alka- aaahhhhh....chhod de kammene....aaahhhh...

Main- uuummmhhhh....kya nast choot hai teri....isko thokne ka to bada maza aayga....aauuummmmmm...uuummmm..

Aur main teji se uski choot choosne kaga.....aur choit ki chusaai ne use itna garaklm jar fiya ki kuch der me hi uski choot pani bahane lagi.....

Main- uuummmhhhh...aahh...garam ho gai saali.....ab maza aayga....

Ye bol kar main khada hua aur apna short bhi nikal feka......aur jaise hi mera lund uski aankho ke saamne aaya...to wo chounk kar lund ko dekhne lagi.......

Main- aise kya dekh rahi hai saali...najar lagaygi kya....aaja tujhe swaad de du iska....

Aur isse pahle ki wo kuch samjh pati....main bed se neeche aaya aur use ghuma kar uske muh me lund daal diya.....

Alka- ggguuummmmm...uuuummmmm...uuummm......

Main- ruk ja saali...kaatna mat....warna tu mari...samjhi na....ye saali...maza le....

Aur ye bol jar main teji se uska muh chodne laga....

Main joordaar dhakko ke sath uska muh chod raha tha aur wo bas jhatpatati hui aankho se aanshu waha rahi thi....

Thodi der baad jab mera man bhar gaya to maine lund ko baahar kheecha aur use ghuma kar uski taago ko uper kar diya.....

Alka- tujhe main chhodugi nnnnnnaaahhiiiii.......aaahhhhh...maa....mar gai....

Alka bol hi rahi thi ki maine lund ko set karke ek joirdaar dhakka mata aur uski choot me dhaas diya.....

Main- jo jarna gai wo baad me....abhi chudaai ja maza le...yeehhhh...yeehhh...


Aur main teji se dhakke marne laga.....aur mere dhakko ke jawaab me alka bhi cheekh-cheekh jar mahoul garam jarne lagi.....

Thodi der baad hi wo puri garam ho jar masti me apni gaand hilane lagi....to maine khysh ho jar apni speed bada di.....

Aur maine use tak tak chhoda...jab tak wo 2 baad khad nhi gai....

Jaise hi wo dowara jhadi to maine lund ko choot se nikaal liya aur use palta kar uski jaagho par baith gaya....

Alka- bas kar kameene...saans to kene de....

Main- yske liye time nhi hai abhi....abhi tera cheekhne ka time aa gaya....

Alka- kya...matlab...nhi..waha nhi...nhi...mmmaaaa....aaaaiiiiiiii.....mmaaar dala.....aaaahhhhh....

Alka bol hi rahi thi ki maine uski gaand ko faila jar lund ko gaand me dhaas diya.....

Alka- nikaal saale..bahar nikaallll....aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.........

Alka nikalne ka boli hi thi ki maine do dhakje naar jar pura lund uski gaand me daal diya....

Alja- maar dala...aaahhhhh...kameene....main teri jaan....aaaahhhhhhh....

Main- bola na....jo jarna hai kar lena....par abhi maza kar.....

Ye bol jar maine lund ko dheere-dheere andar-baahar karna suru kar diya......

Aur jab maine dekha ki uska dard thoda kam ho gaya....to maine tej dhakke suru kar diye.....

Mere dhakko ke saamne alka ka jishm ek baar fir se garam ho gaya...aur wo halki-halki siskiyan le kar apni gaand hilane lagi...


Ye dekh kar maine puri soeed se uski gaand marna suru kar diya......aur ewo bhi pura sath dete huye gaand marwane lagi....

Thodi der ke dhakko ke baad uski choot ne ek baar fir se jawaab de diya....

Aur uske jhadte hi maine use kheech kar kutiya bana liya aur teji se gaand marna jari rakha.....


Kareeb 15-20 minute tak maine kaayde se uski gaand maari aur fir usi ki gaand me lundras ki pichkari maar kar alag ho gaya....

Main- aaahhh....aaj to bada maza aaya...kya mast maal hai tu...taviyat khush ho gai....

Meri baat par wo kuch nhi boli.....wo to bed par ulti padi hui joor-joor se aahen bhar rahi thi....

Main- theek hai....aaraam kar tu....main to chala....

Ye bol jar main bathroom me ghys gaya....aur mere jane ke baad alka bhi uthi aur apne utha jar sirf maxi pahan kar lagdate huye apne room me jane lagi....

Main(bathroom se nikal kar)- chali jaogi ya main kuch help karu....

Alka(gusse se)- bakwas band karo....tumhe iska anjaam bhugatna hoga....

Main(muskura kar)- wo to sab theek hai......agli baar kab mil rahi ho.....kal dopahar me aau....kyoki aaj to tum kisi kaam ki nhi rahi..haa...

Meri baat oar alja ne mujge ghoir jar dekha....par bina kuch bole hi gate khol kar apne room me nikal gai....

Main(man me)- ye to bas suruwat hai....aage -aage dekh....tera kya haal jarta hu....meri behen ko maarne chali thi saali.....ab dekh...har din kaise tujhe mout deta hu......huh...

Yaha main apne room se nikal jar renu ke sath bister par aaraam karne laga.....(kyoki uske room ja gate toot chuka tha....aur mujge dar tha ki wo kaeeni fir se na aa jaye )


Aur waha alka apne jishm ko ragad-ragad kar naha rahi thi....aise ki mano chudaai ke nisaan mita rahi ho....

Fir wo ready ho kar kafi der tak kych sochti rahi...aur fir usne DJ ko call lagaya.....

( Call Par )

DJ - are jaan...kya sahi time par call kiya....main tumhe hi call jarne wala tha.....

Alka- kyo...kya hua....

DJ - are aaj hume ankit aur alka ke khilaaf ek aur mohra mil gaya....wo bhi unka apna....aur uske paas khajane ki ek chaabi bhi hai...

Alka- hmm....ye to accha hai...

DJ - kya baat hai....tum paresaan ho kya....kya kyvh hua hai....kahi wo ladki...wo...

Alka(beech me)- wo jinda hai....

DJ - kyo....matlab tumne....

Alja(beech me)- aaj mouka nhi mila...sorry....

DJ - oh ho...isme sorry kya....aaj nhi to kal sahi....mujhe tum par pura bharosga hai....to isliye paresaan ho....

Alka- nhi...asal me mujge us ladke ke baare me baat karni thi....

DJ - fir wahi ladka...ab kya kiya usne....

Alja(man me)- kaise batau ki usne kya kiya.....faad di meri.....

DJ - hello jaan...bolo na kya hua....koi paresaani....

Alka- huh..nhi to.....asal me haa......

DJ - kya hua....

Alka- kaise kahu....asal me mujhe wo ladka nakli nhi lagta....wo...wo asli ankit hi lag raha hai....

DJ - oh ho....mujhe bhi laga tha....par ab main confirm hu ki wo humara aadmi hi hai...asli nhi...

Alka- par mujhe to ...pata nhi kyo....par wo asli hi laga....kyoki maine gour se check kiya hai...uske chehre par mask jaisa dikhta hi nhi.....

DJ (has kar)- mask hoga to dikhega na....

Alka(chounk kar)- kya matlab.....usne mask nhi pahna....

DJ - nhi...ye uska asli chehra hai....

Alka- kya bol rahe ho....ye asli chehra hai....matlab tum bolna chahte ho ki iska aur ankit ka chehra ek jaisa hi hai.....janam se...apne aap....

DJ - haa....yahi sach hai....dono ke chehre ek jaise hai....

Alka- tumhara matlab wo dono humsakl hai....

DJ - aisa hi samjh lo....dono ek jaisa chehra le jar hi oaida huye the....

Alka(man me)- agar ye maan bhi lu....to kya ek jaise lund bhi hai...kyoki ye wahi lund tha jisne mujhe damini ke ghar choda tha.....ye kaise mumkin hai...kya aisa ho sakta hai.....nhi....

DJ - ab kta sochne lagi....main sach bol raha hu....

Alka- huh...theek hai...mana ki humsakl hai...par humsakl kad aur kathi se alag hote hai....bilkul ek jaise nhi...par ise dekh jar to yahi lagta hai ki ye ankit hi hai......bilkul wahi baal...wahi chaal...wahi hath-pair....sab wahi hai...bolkil ankit ki tarah....ye kaise ho sakta hai....

DJ - ho sakta ha....aur unke sath yahi hua hai....

Alka- par kaise...ye kaise mumkin ho sakta hai.....humsaklon me itni samanta nhi ho sakti...ye to bas...bhaiyon me

DJ (beech me)- haa.....bhai........bilkul sahi kaha....ye ladka ankit ka bhai hi hai....


""ALKA AUR AKASH KA BADA BETA.....ANKIT KA BADA BHAI.....""



Alka - kya....ye kaise mumkin hai...kaise.....???????





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SANJU KE GHAR PAR.......


Jab sonu aur pappu, dhyaanchand, sarojini, chunni , munni(megha) , raksha aur anu ko le kar nikle to aage jate hi unki cars ke piche 2 cars lag gai....

Sonu(drive karte huye)- pappu ji.....mujhe aisa kyo lag raha hai ki ye piche chal rahi cars humara pichha kar rahi hai.....

Pappu(pichhe dekh kar)- tum ye kaise bol sakte ho......ho sakta hai ki inhe bhi isi raste jana ho.....

Sonu- ho sakta hai....chalo check kar lete hai....aap dusri car ko tej chalne ko bolo....

Aur ye bol kar sonu ne car ki speed bada di...aur dusri car bhi teji se chal padi....

Par tabhi un cars ke piche lagi dono cars bhi speed se aage badne lagi.....

Sonu- ab kya kahte ho pappu ji....

Pappu - tum sahi the...ye saale humare hi pichhe hai....par ye log hai koun....

Sonu- aur koun ho sakte hai....hoge usi kameene DJ ke aadmi.....

Pappu - par use kaise pata chala ki hum kaha hai.....

Pappu ke aisa bolte hi car me tej hasi goojne lagi....wo thi dhyanchand ki hasi.....

Pappu- tu has kyo raha hai...kya ye sab tera kaam hai.....

Sonu- kya yaar....aap ab bhi puch hi rahe hai....ye jaroor is kameene ka kaam hoga....

Pappu- lagta hai isne koi camera aur mike chhipa rakha hai...tabhi to DJ ko pata chala....

Sonu- are nhi...aap bhool gaye kya....humne ise nanga kar ke talaashi li thi....iske paas kuch nhi.....

Pappu- to fir ye saala has kyo raha hai....kuch to jaroor hai iske paas...bol saale....kya chhipaya hai tune....

Dhyaanchand- pappu babu...tum aaj bhi bewakoof hi ho...hahaha....are wo kadka sach bol raha hai.....maine kuch nhi chhupya hai.....

Pappu(gusse se)- to fir use pata kaise chala.....

Dhyaanchand- kyoki mera bete ka dimaag bada tej hai babu....wo kab kya kar deta hai.....tum ye soch bhi nhi sakte....samjhe....

Pappu- bhaad me jaay tu aur tera beta...huh...

Dhyaanchand- nhi babu....ab bhaad me to tum sab jaoge.....thoda intzaar karo.....mere bete ke aadmi tum sabki kabre yahi khod dalege......sab ke sab maroge....samjhe....

Dhyaanchand ki baat par pappu ko gussa aa gaya aur usne lagbhag adhmare pade dhyanchand ko ek joordaar muqqa maar diya....aur wahi sonu ne car ki speed aur jyada bada di....

Kuch hi der me charon cars basti se baahar khuli sadak par doudne lagi....

Tabhi picha karne wali cars ne speed badai.......par sonu ne badi chalaki se unko aage jane se rok diya.....

Thodi der tak cars ki aage nikalne ki kasmakas chalti rahi....pichha karne wale car ko aage badate aur sono car ghumate huye unko aage badne se rok deta....

Jab picha karne wale naakaam rahe to unhone gun nikaal li....

Sonu(mirror me dekhte hi)- sab jhuk jao...abhi...

Sonu ke kahte hi sab sheet ki aad le kar jhuk gaye....aur wahi piche se goliyan chalne lagi.....

Ye sab dekh jar raksga ne ghabra kar ek call jar diya......

Pappu- sonu.....tej bhaga na...

Sonu- are main tej hi bgaga raha hu...par wo bhi puri speed se bad raha hai....

Pappu - to ab kya kare.....

Sonu- nhi pata....bas bhagna hi padega.....

Ye bol kar sonu ne excelator par pair dawaya hi tha ki tabhi car ladkhadane lagi.......

Pappu- ye...ye kya kiya.....

Sonu(car sambhalte hute)- maine nhi...un kameeno ne....inki...to....

Pappu(aage dekhte hute)- sambhal ke sonu....

Sonu- kosis kar raha hu....

Sonu jaise-taise car sambhal raha tha...par car ka ek tayer goli lagne se fat chuka tha.....

Isi wajah se car sadak par ragad maarte hute road se utar gai aur finally ek ped se takra kar ruk gai....

Pappu- aahh...kya kiya tune....

Sonu- maine...maine kya kiya...dekh nahi rahe ki tayre me goli lagi hai....main kya karta....

Pappu- ab kya kare....wo log aa hi rahe hai....

Dhyanchand- ab tum log kuch nhi kar sakte.....haha..hahahah...hagahahaha....

Sonu(gusse se)- galatfahmi hai teri.....

Ye bol kar sonu ne gun nikali aur dhyaanchand ki kanpati par laga kar car se nikal gaya.....

Sonu- pappu ji....aap chunni ko phon kar do ki wo log ruke na.....hum jaldi hi milege....

Pappu- hmm..(aur call lagane laga )

Yaha dushmano ki ek car chunni ki car ke piche lagi hui thi...aur dusri car se kuch aadmi nikal kar sonu ke saamne khade the....

Aadmi- car me jo bhi hai...sabko bahar nikalo....

Sonu- unki chhodo....tum pahle meri baat suno....dekho....apne hathyaar rakho aur nikal lo yaha se....kyoki ab hum tumgari car se hi aage jayge.....

Aadmi- accha....hmm....idea accha hai.....par aisa kuch nhi hone wala.....asal me hum pahle tum sabko marege aur fir dhyanchand ko le kar yaha se jayge...aur tab tak humare sathi dusri car ke logo ko bhi nipta chuke hoge....

Sonu(muskura kar)- dekh....agar aisa kuch socha bhi na.....to sabse pahle ye buddha marega....aur ye mar gaya to...jante ho na....ye koun hai....tere boss ka baap...haa...

Aadmi(dusre aadmi se)- call kar....

Sonu- ha call kar.....aur bata use ki uska baap meri gun ke nisane par hai.....agar ek bhi galat harqat hui na...to iske bheje ka kachoomar ban jayga....

Aadmi(call par)- ji boss...ok boss....jaisa aap kahe....

Sonu- kya bola usne.....haa...chalo ab niklo...

Aadmi(call cut jar ke)- aisa bilkul nhi hoga....

Aur us aadmi ne gun taan kar fire kar diya....aur sonu ne badi furti se dhyaanchand ko apne saamne kar diya...jisse golu seedhe dhyaanchand ke seene me ja dhasi....

Sonu- ye..ye kya kiya...dekh saale....gaya tere boss ja baap...ab kya karega....kya bolega use...

Aadmi- boss ne hi bola hai....buddha marta hai to mare...par tum me se koi jinda nhi rahna chahiye.....

Aadmi ki baat sun kar sonu aur pappu to hairaan huye hi....par sabse jyada hairaan tha dhyaanchand.....jo abhi goli lagne se tadap raha tha.....

Dhyaanchand- aahh..kya...kya mere bete ne....aahh..usne mujge maarne ko....

Aadmi(beech me)- ha...unhe ab tumhari koi jaroorat nhi.......

Ye sunte hi dhyanchand ekdam sunn pad gaya....wo ektak un aadmiyon ko dekhne laga aur fir uski aankhon se aanshu jhalak pade....

Dhyaanchand- mere bete ne aisa bola...use.....use meri jaroorat nhi.....aahh...main to...main soch bhi nhi sakta tha....aaahhh...

Sonu- dekh liya tune.....aur tu aise kameene ke liye saalon se kameenapan kar raha tha...ab dekh....teri jaroorat khatm hui aur tujhe maarne ko bol diya....

Dhyaanchand sonu ki baat sun kar khamosh raha aur sir jhuka kar rone laga....

Aadmi- chalo ab alvida kahne ka waqt aa gaya.....aur suruwat is buddhe se hi hogi.....

Tabhi ek car sansanati hui aai aur break lagte hi ek goli chali....aur wo aadmi dher ho gaya....

Ye dekh kar baki ke aadmiyon ne bhi car ki taraf gun taani....par wo kuch kar pate...isse pahle hi car ki taraf se dusri goli chali aur dusra aadmi dher ho gaya....

Aur yaha mouka pakar sonu ne bhi jaldi se 2 goli chala di aur baki ke 2 aadmi bhi dher ho gaye.....

Pappu- ye car me koun hai....

Sonu- kya pata....bahar nikle to pata chale.....

Ye bol kar sonu aur pappu car ki taraf dekhne lage.....is beech raksha bhi car se nikal aai aur muskurate huye sonu ke baju me khadi ho gai....

Sonu- tum..tum muskura kyo rahi ho.....kya tum janti ho ki ye koun hai....

Raksha- jante to aap bhi hai....khud dekh lo....

Tabhi car ka gate khula aur ek ladka baahar aaya....jise dekh kar sabke chehre par hairani ke bhaav aa gaye.....

Raksha- ye kaise....maine to....

Sonu(beech me)- kya hua.....tumhe bhi pata nhi tha kya....

Raksha- nhi...iska to bilkul nhi....

Akram- abe aise kya dekh rahe ho....us buddhe ko uthao aur chalo.....chalo aao....

Itna sunte hi sonu aur pappu ne dhyaaanchand ko uthaya aur raksha ke sath car me baith gaye....aur niksl pade aage ki taraf....

Sonu(car me)- tum yaha pahuche kaise....

Akram- ye to raksha ka kamaal hai.....isne hi wawt rahte ankit ko call kar diya tha....

Sonu- to ankit kyo nhi aaya.....

Akram- usne aane me der ho jati....aur main paas me hi tha....to aa gaya...

Sonu- thoda tej chalo....ek car abhi bhi humare sathiyon ke piche hai....

Akram- ghabrao mat....yaha aane ke pahle main unko nipta kar aaya hu.....humare log safe hai....aur sahi jagah pahuch chuke hai.....

Sonu- ohh..to fir hospital chalo......is buddhe ko bhi bachana hai.....

Akram- apna doctor bhi wahi mil jayga....

Sionu- to tej bgagao....kahi ye buddha tapak na jaaye....

Akram- sahi kaha....

Aur fir akram ne car ki speed badai aur car hawa ki raftaar se aage badne lagi......

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DOOR KAHI EK SUNSAAN ILAAKE ME BANE GHAR ME.......


Rony ka dil aur dimaag is waqt behad ghabra raha tha....aur dusri taraf DJ ankit ke seene ko badi gour se dekhe ja raha tha.....

Mantri - bhai.....ye wo nhi hai....ye ankit hi hai.....

DJ (joor se)- bola na ki dekh raha hu....thodi der chup rah.....

Aur mantri ko daantne ke baad DJ ne apna hath aage badaya aur ankit ke seene par laga diya....aur fir teji se uska seena ragadne laga......

DJ - hmm...ye sala ankut hi hai.....huh...

Mantri - maine to pahle hi bola tha.....are agar ye humara aadmi hota to ab tak to aapko khabar mil hi gai hoti....

DJ - teri baat bhi theek hai....par kya karu....jab meri aatma kuch bolyi hai na....to main bina kuch soche wahi karta hu....jo meri aatma kahti hai....

Mantri- janta hu....accha ab to aapko tasalli ho gai na......

DJ - ha ho gai....puri tarah se....ye ankut hi hai....

Mantri- to ab chale kya.....

DJ - nhi....pahle jara in maa-bete ka milan kara du.....

Mantri - par ye ladka abhi hosh me nhi hai..aur aisi haalat me ise alka dekhegi to saatad aur bhi beemaar ho jaaye.....wo doctor ne bola tha na....

DJ - are ha yaar...main bhi bhool jata hu...ye rony.....jitna jald ho sake is lagdke ko hosh me laao....par yaad rakhna....hosh me bhi ye kusi kaam ka na rahne paaye....samjha na.....

Rony- jj..ji....maine doctor ko bol rakha hai sab.....

DJ - theek hai....ab relax ho ja....aur jaise hi ye hosh me aaye to mujhe turant khabar karna...chal chhote....hum tab tak dusra jaam bhi dekh lete hai....

Ye bol kar DJ aur mantri waha se nikal gaye.....aur unke jane ke baad rony ankut ke saamne baitha aur use ek-tak ghoorne laga.....

Main- abe kitna ghoorega....meri aawaaz sunte hi rony chounk jar piche ja gira......

Rony- aaa..mummy.......

Main- abe chillata kyo hai....main hi hu....real ankit....

Rony(sambhalte huye)- sir...aap...aap yaha kaise....

Main- kaise kya.....aana pada...warna us kameene ko sach pata chal jata.....aur wo mujhe hone nhi dena tha....samjha.....

Rony- par aap aaye kab..auf kaha se...aur aapke hath pair kisne baadhe....

Main- abe....ye pair mainr hi baadhe the....aur hath....to ye dekh.....ye badhe hi nhi...sirf rassi lipti hai...dekh...

Ye bol jar maine rassi fek kar rony ko apne hath dikhaye sur jaldi se apne paron me badhi rassi khol di....

Rony- par aap aaye kaise...aur aapko kaise pata chala ki DJ yaha aaya hua hai...

Main(muskyra kar)- ye sab technology ka kamaal hai dost.....khair....meri najar DJ ki har rk harqat par hai...aur jaise hi mujhe khabar hui ki wo yaha aane wala hai...yo main samjh gaya ki jaroor koi tention hone wali hai...kyoki wo badi jaldi me aur gusse me nikla tha....

Rony- ohh..to aap usse pahle hi aa gaye....

Main- aana pada....aur yaha aane ke chakkar me aaj pahli baar itni tej car doudaai ki puch mat......ek baar to mujhe laga ki main late ho gaya....par last me sahi time par sahi jagah pahuch hi gaya....aur sara khel bigadne se bach gaya....

Rony- ohh...waise DJ ko shaq kyo hua...aur wo aapke seene par kya dekh raha tha....

Main- use shaq kyo hua...ye to main nhi janta....par haa....ye hum jaroor jaan sakte hai ki wo mere seene par kya doond raha tha....ho na ho us nakli ankit ke seene par kuch hai...koi nisaan saayad....

Rony- are haa...wo nakli ankut hai kaha....

Main- bed ke neeche....nikaal use....jara dekhu to ki uske seene par aisa hai kya...jo DJ dekh raha tha...nikaal....

Rony- hmm..

Fir rony ne nakli ankit ko nikala aur jaldi se uski shirt ko khola...to hume uske seene par ek kala daag dikha.....

Main- hmm..ye dekh....ise dekh raha tha sala.....

Rony- hmm..are sir...aap bhi ek aisa hi nisaan kyo nhi banwa lete....kyoki agar aisa kabhi duwara hua to kam se kam hum safe to rahege.....

Main- yaar tujhse aisi ummeed nhi thi...

Rony- kya matlab....aisa kya bola maine....

Main- are yaar....DJ aaj dekh chuka hai ki ankit yani ki mere seene par koi nisaan nhi....aur ab tu bol raha ki nisaan banao....haa...

Rony(sir peet kar)- ohh..sorry-sorry....main bhi na....pata nhi...par abhi bhi dimaag sunn hai...wo DJ ke aane se thoda dar gaya tha na....

Main(kandha sahla kar)- relax yaar....tu tention kyo leta hai....mere rahte tujh par koi aanch nhi aa sakti....chal ab ise bapis baandh de...aur sun....doctor ko bolna ki mom ko jald se jald theek kare....waise mom hai kaha....

Rony- wo dusre room me hai......wo aapne bola tha na....

Main(beech me)- are haa....ye sala DJ ke chakkar me rah gaya...koi nhi...main le jata hu....tu doctor pradhaan ko call kar...aur mere liye drink maga....thoda aaraam kar lu....

Fir rony ne bahar ja kar apne aadmi ko order diya...aur us nakli ankit ko bandhwa diya....aur main drink karte huye kuch sochne laga.....

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ANKIT KE GHAR.........

Parul ghar me baithi kisi gahri soch me doobi hui apne phon ko lagataar dekhe ja rahi thi.....ki tabhi uske phon oar ek msg aaya.....

Aur us msg ko padhte hi wo khush ho gai aur muskurate huye relax ho kar sofe par pasar gai.....

Parul- chalo....kuch to accha hua.....warna pichle kuch time se bas bura hi bura ho raha tha mere sath......ab ja kar kuch aur soch paugi....hmm...kyo na aaj ankit bhai ka room check kar liya jaaye....dekhe to tijori me kuch hai bhi ya fir DJ bewakoof bana raha tha......hmm..yahi karti hu....

Par isse pahle ki parul uper jati.....renu aur manu ghar me dakhil ho gai....aur unhe dekhte hi parul ruk gai....

Parul- are di....aap aa gai....

Renu- ha...thoda der lag gai na....

Parul- are.....ab ladkiyan shopping me der nhi lagaygi to koun lagayga...haa...

Renu(muskyra kar)- sahi kaha....waise ye parul hai....

Manu(sakpaka kar)- main janti hu ise....bata kyo rahi ho....

Parul- ha di...aap manu ji se meri pahchan kyo kara rahi hai....hum pahli baar thode na mil rahe hai....

Renu(sir peet kar)- oh ho....asal me aaj market me meri kai saheliyan mili...aur baar-baar main manu se unki pahchan karati rahi....to bas wahi tumhare sath bhi ho gaya....sorry...

Parul- are di...isme sorry kya....accha aap log baitho...main aapke liye coffy banati hu....

Renu- ha....mera sir bhi bhari ho raha tha.....banao....

Parul(man me)- agar mujhe apna jaam karna hai to didi ka sona hi theek rahega...nhi to ye 10 sawaal puchegi....chalo...coffy pila kar inko sula deti hu....

Ye sochte huye parul ne coffy banai aur usme need ki dawa mila kar renu aur manu ko pila di....

Aur fir kuch der baad hi renu aur manu apne-apne room me ja kar gahri need me so gai.....aur parul ankit ke room me ja kar chhanbeen karne lagi.....

Yaha jaise hi manu room me aai to alka ko room me nhi paya.....

Manu- ye alka kaha gai.....alka...alka...

Alka(bathroom se)- hmmm..

Manu- ohh...bathroom me hai....theek hai...jaldi aao.....tumse kuch baat karni hai....

Aur isse pahle ki alka bahar aati....manu ke upwr need ki goli ka asar hua aur wo so gai......

Alka(bahar aate hi)- ha bol....are...so gai kya....are uth na.....uth....

Par manu kaha jaagne wali thi...wo to gahri need me thi.....

Alka- ye achanak so kaise gai....kahi kusi ne kuch....ek minute....

Aur alka ne jaldi se manu ki palke khol kar aankhe dekhi aur aankh dekhte hi chounk gai....

Alka- ise to sulaya gaya hai...saayad need ki goli...ya fir behoshi ki....par ye kiya kisne....jaroor koi gadbad hai....

Ye soch jar alka ne DJ ko call laga diya.....


( Call Par )


DJ - ha jaan....kya hua....

Alka- kaha ho tum.....

DJ - main to hotel me hi hu....par tum itni ghabrai hui kyo ho.....

Alka- ek gadbad ho gai....

DJ - kya hua....

Alka- are wo....jo manu hai na....use kisi ne sula diya....

DJ - manu ko...hahahahaha....tum bhi na jaan.....manu ko koun sula sakta hai......hahaha....

Alka- are...tum has rahe ho....samjho na....main kya bol rahi hu....

DJ - ohhkk...main samjh bhi gaya....aur mujhe oata bhi hai ki use kisne sulaya....

Alka- kisne....

DJ - humari chhoti si jasoos ne...parul...

Alka- parul ne...par kyo....

DJ - are...wo saayad renu ko sulana chahti thi....to usne coffy me need ki goliyan mila di...aur wahi coffy usne tumhari manu ko bhi pila di...hahaha....

Alka- ohh...par kyo....wo karne kya wali hai....

DJ - jaha tak main janta hu.....wo is waqt ankit ke kamre ki chhanbeen kar rahi hai....saauad maine use tijori ke baare me jo bola tha....wo wahi dekh rahi hogi...

Alka- accha....par jab use kuch nhi milega tab.....tab kya bologe.....

DJ - uski nouwat hi nhi aaygi....kyoki ankit ki tijori kholna uske bas ki baat nhi.....tum tention mat lo....

Alka- hmm...waise us anu ka kaam hua ki nhi....

DJ - ha ho gaya.....uska bhi....aur uske sathiyon ka bhi.....bas is sab me mujhe us buddhe dhyaanchand ki kurwani bhi deni padi....

Alka(chounk kar)- kya....tumhe use maar dala....kyo....wo humare sath hi the....

DJ - ha...janta hu....par ghoda bhi jab buddha ho jata hai....to use race me nhi doudate....to fir main ek buddhe insaan ke liye apni race kaise haar jata....haa...

Alka- main kya bolu....ye tumhara faisla hai....tumhi jano....par haa...ye sab jald se jald khatm karo....pata nhi kyo mujhe dar sa lagne laga hai....

DJ - are...tu dar rahi hai....kyo...are tu pichhle 20 saalon se nhi dari....to ab kyo....are bhool gai kya....wo tu hi hai jisne hume apne maqsad ke itne kareeb la kar khada kiya hai....tune hi to sab sambhala tha....warna main to jail pahuch gaya tha....tu na hoti to kuch na hota....aur aaj tu hi darne lagi...kyo...

Alka- pata nhi....bas ye jaldi se khatm karo......ankit aur alka ...dono tumhare paas hai...to unse khajane ki chaabi haadil karo aur fir sab khatm karo bas....

DJ - ha meri jaan...bas 2 din me sab ho jayga...par tum ye to batao ki tumhe dar kis baat ka hai....

Alka(man me)- ab kaise bolu ki wo nakli ankit mujhe chodne ki firaaq me hai...pata nhi kab aa kar meri choot faad dega....

DJ - bolo na jaan....hua kya....

Alka- huh...nhi...hua to kuch nhi...fir bhi...haldi khatm karo....

DJ - karta hu.....par pahle tum us ladki ko thikane lagao.....uska marna bahut jaroori hai....

Alka- par kyo...tum uske piche kyo pade ho....uski kya galti.....wo to humare....

DJ (beech me)- nhi...mujhe aur kuch nhi sunna....bas mujhe us akash ka pura khandaan mitana hai.....isliye usko niptao...aaj hi...aur haa....apne ankit ki madad le lena....kaam aasaan ho jayga...

Alka(man me)- kaam to aasaan ho jayga...par sath me mera kaam tanaam ho jayga....

DJ - kya hua....chup kyo ho gai...

Alka- kucb nhi...main soch rahi thi ki usi se bol kar marwa dete hai na...main kyo....

DJ(beech me)- nhi....ye kaam tumhe hi karna hoga....

Alka- par kyo...koi khas wajah..,..

DJ - khas hi samjho....pahle tum use khatm karo....fir samjhauga...chalo ab rakhta hu......mujhe thoda kaam hai....

Ye bol kar DJ ne call cut kar di...aur call cut hote hi alka gusse se badbadane lagi....

Alka- pata nhi ye karna kya chahta hai...ab us ladki ko main hi maaru...pata nhi kyo...baad me batauga....huh.....ab us kameene ki madad leni hogi....aur wo sala to....huh...aur ye saali....ise bhi abhi sona tha.....bas jaldi se ye sab khatm ho jao to chain mile....sala, saalo se jindagi me ek din chain nhi mila....jab dekho tab kuch na kuch...ye alkash aur alka ne to meri jingdagi hi tawaah kar di....aur fir uska beta....kaneena....

Aise hi gaali bakte huye alka bed par baithi aur takiye ke neeche se ek dairy nikaal kar usme kuch likhne lagi.......
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Wow mera ek prediction to theek hi nikla ... Poonam jinda hai. Woh bas naam yaad nahi raha aur Priya bol diya. Supriya to mere jehan me aayi hi nahi thi. Jis tarah aap bhumika bandh rahe the, usse yehi andesha tha ki Rajni ki beti jinda hai. Ab issi khusi me Rajni aur Poona ke saath ek threesome to banta hai ... please please.

Waise Megha aur Raksha ke saath threesome kab hua. mujhe yaad nahi ki maine pahda ho. par kahin usak reference to aya tha. Agar threesome scene likha tha to koi mijhe bataye please.

Ankit ka bada bhai - judwa bhai - nice twist. Ab ayega maza!
 

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Ab Aage.........



SANJU KE GHAR PAR.......


Jab sonu aur pappu, dhyaanchand, sarojini, chunni , munni(megha) , raksha aur anu ko le kar nikle to aage jate hi unki cars ke piche 2 cars lag gai....

Sonu(drive karte huye)- pappu ji.....mujhe aisa kyo lag raha hai ki ye piche chal rahi cars humara pichha kar rahi hai.....

Pappu(pichhe dekh kar)- tum ye kaise bol sakte ho......ho sakta hai ki inhe bhi isi raste jana ho.....

Sonu- ho sakta hai....chalo check kar lete hai....aap dusri car ko tej chalne ko bolo....

Aur ye bol kar sonu ne car ki speed bada di...aur dusri car bhi teji se chal padi....

Par tabhi un cars ke piche lagi dono cars bhi speed se aage badne lagi.....

Sonu- ab kya kahte ho pappu ji....

Pappu - tum sahi the...ye saale humare hi pichhe hai....par ye log hai koun....

Sonu- aur koun ho sakte hai....hoge usi kameene DJ ke aadmi.....

Pappu - par use kaise pata chala ki hum kaha hai.....

Pappu ke aisa bolte hi car me tej hasi goojne lagi....wo thi dhyanchand ki hasi.....

Pappu- tu has kyo raha hai...kya ye sab tera kaam hai.....

Sonu- kya yaar....aap ab bhi puch hi rahe hai....ye jaroor is kameene ka kaam hoga....

Pappu- lagta hai isne koi camera aur mike chhipa rakha hai...tabhi to DJ ko pata chala....

Sonu- are nhi...aap bhool gaye kya....humne ise nanga kar ke talaashi li thi....iske paas kuch nhi.....

Pappu- to fir ye saala has kyo raha hai....kuch to jaroor hai iske paas...bol saale....kya chhipaya hai tune....

Dhyaanchand- pappu babu...tum aaj bhi bewakoof hi ho...hahaha....are wo kadka sach bol raha hai.....maine kuch nhi chhupya hai.....

Pappu(gusse se)- to fir use pata kaise chala.....

Dhyaanchand- kyoki mera bete ka dimaag bada tej hai babu....wo kab kya kar deta hai.....tum ye soch bhi nhi sakte....samjhe....

Pappu- bhaad me jaay tu aur tera beta...huh...

Dhyaanchand- nhi babu....ab bhaad me to tum sab jaoge.....thoda intzaar karo.....mere bete ke aadmi tum sabki kabre yahi khod dalege......sab ke sab maroge....samjhe....

Dhyaanchand ki baat par pappu ko gussa aa gaya aur usne lagbhag adhmare pade dhyanchand ko ek joordaar muqqa maar diya....aur wahi sonu ne car ki speed aur jyada bada di....

Kuch hi der me charon cars basti se baahar khuli sadak par doudne lagi....

Tabhi picha karne wali cars ne speed badai.......par sonu ne badi chalaki se unko aage jane se rok diya.....

Thodi der tak cars ki aage nikalne ki kasmakas chalti rahi....pichha karne wale car ko aage badate aur sono car ghumate huye unko aage badne se rok deta....

Jab picha karne wale naakaam rahe to unhone gun nikaal li....

Sonu(mirror me dekhte hi)- sab jhuk jao...abhi...

Sonu ke kahte hi sab sheet ki aad le kar jhuk gaye....aur wahi piche se goliyan chalne lagi.....

Ye sab dekh jar raksga ne ghabra kar ek call jar diya......

Pappu- sonu.....tej bhaga na...

Sonu- are main tej hi bgaga raha hu...par wo bhi puri speed se bad raha hai....

Pappu - to ab kya kare.....

Sonu- nhi pata....bas bhagna hi padega.....

Ye bol kar sonu ne excelator par pair dawaya hi tha ki tabhi car ladkhadane lagi.......

Pappu- ye...ye kya kiya.....

Sonu(car sambhalte hute)- maine nhi...un kameeno ne....inki...to....

Pappu(aage dekhte hute)- sambhal ke sonu....

Sonu- kosis kar raha hu....

Sonu jaise-taise car sambhal raha tha...par car ka ek tayer goli lagne se fat chuka tha.....

Isi wajah se car sadak par ragad maarte hute road se utar gai aur finally ek ped se takra kar ruk gai....

Pappu- aahh...kya kiya tune....

Sonu- maine...maine kya kiya...dekh nahi rahe ki tayre me goli lagi hai....main kya karta....

Pappu- ab kya kare....wo log aa hi rahe hai....

Dhyanchand- ab tum log kuch nhi kar sakte.....haha..hahahah...hagahahaha....

Sonu(gusse se)- galatfahmi hai teri.....

Ye bol kar sonu ne gun nikali aur dhyaanchand ki kanpati par laga kar car se nikal gaya.....

Sonu- pappu ji....aap chunni ko phon kar do ki wo log ruke na.....hum jaldi hi milege....

Pappu- hmm..(aur call lagane laga )

Yaha dushmano ki ek car chunni ki car ke piche lagi hui thi...aur dusri car se kuch aadmi nikal kar sonu ke saamne khade the....

Aadmi- car me jo bhi hai...sabko bahar nikalo....

Sonu- unki chhodo....tum pahle meri baat suno....dekho....apne hathyaar rakho aur nikal lo yaha se....kyoki ab hum tumgari car se hi aage jayge.....

Aadmi- accha....hmm....idea accha hai.....par aisa kuch nhi hone wala.....asal me hum pahle tum sabko marege aur fir dhyanchand ko le kar yaha se jayge...aur tab tak humare sathi dusri car ke logo ko bhi nipta chuke hoge....

Sonu(muskura kar)- dekh....agar aisa kuch socha bhi na.....to sabse pahle ye buddha marega....aur ye mar gaya to...jante ho na....ye koun hai....tere boss ka baap...haa...

Aadmi(dusre aadmi se)- call kar....

Sonu- ha call kar.....aur bata use ki uska baap meri gun ke nisane par hai.....agar ek bhi galat harqat hui na...to iske bheje ka kachoomar ban jayga....

Aadmi(call par)- ji boss...ok boss....jaisa aap kahe....

Sonu- kya bola usne.....haa...chalo ab niklo...

Aadmi(call cut jar ke)- aisa bilkul nhi hoga....

Aur us aadmi ne gun taan kar fire kar diya....aur sonu ne badi furti se dhyaanchand ko apne saamne kar diya...jisse golu seedhe dhyaanchand ke seene me ja dhasi....

Sonu- ye..ye kya kiya...dekh saale....gaya tere boss ja baap...ab kya karega....kya bolega use...

Aadmi- boss ne hi bola hai....buddha marta hai to mare...par tum me se koi jinda nhi rahna chahiye.....

Aadmi ki baat sun kar sonu aur pappu to hairaan huye hi....par sabse jyada hairaan tha dhyaanchand.....jo abhi goli lagne se tadap raha tha.....

Dhyaanchand- aahh..kya...kya mere bete ne....aahh..usne mujge maarne ko....

Aadmi(beech me)- ha...unhe ab tumhari koi jaroorat nhi.......

Ye sunte hi dhyanchand ekdam sunn pad gaya....wo ektak un aadmiyon ko dekhne laga aur fir uski aankhon se aanshu jhalak pade....

Dhyaanchand- mere bete ne aisa bola...use.....use meri jaroorat nhi.....aahh...main to...main soch bhi nhi sakta tha....aaahhh...

Sonu- dekh liya tune.....aur tu aise kameene ke liye saalon se kameenapan kar raha tha...ab dekh....teri jaroorat khatm hui aur tujhe maarne ko bol diya....

Dhyaanchand sonu ki baat sun kar khamosh raha aur sir jhuka kar rone laga....

Aadmi- chalo ab alvida kahne ka waqt aa gaya.....aur suruwat is buddhe se hi hogi.....

Tabhi ek car sansanati hui aai aur break lagte hi ek goli chali....aur wo aadmi dher ho gaya....

Ye dekh kar baki ke aadmiyon ne bhi car ki taraf gun taani....par wo kuch kar pate...isse pahle hi car ki taraf se dusri goli chali aur dusra aadmi dher ho gaya....

Aur yaha mouka pakar sonu ne bhi jaldi se 2 goli chala di aur baki ke 2 aadmi bhi dher ho gaye.....

Pappu- ye car me koun hai....

Sonu- kya pata....bahar nikle to pata chale.....

Ye bol kar sonu aur pappu car ki taraf dekhne lage.....is beech raksha bhi car se nikal aai aur muskurate huye sonu ke baju me khadi ho gai....

Sonu- tum..tum muskura kyo rahi ho.....kya tum janti ho ki ye koun hai....

Raksha- jante to aap bhi hai....khud dekh lo....

Tabhi car ka gate khula aur ek ladka baahar aaya....jise dekh kar sabke chehre par hairani ke bhaav aa gaye.....

Raksha- ye kaise....maine to....

Sonu(beech me)- kya hua.....tumhe bhi pata nhi tha kya....

Raksha- nhi...iska to bilkul nhi....

Akram- abe aise kya dekh rahe ho....us buddhe ko uthao aur chalo.....chalo aao....

Itna sunte hi sonu aur pappu ne dhyaaanchand ko uthaya aur raksha ke sath car me baith gaye....aur niksl pade aage ki taraf....

Sonu(car me)- tum yaha pahuche kaise....

Akram- ye to raksha ka kamaal hai.....isne hi wawt rahte ankit ko call kar diya tha....

Sonu- to ankit kyo nhi aaya.....

Akram- usne aane me der ho jati....aur main paas me hi tha....to aa gaya...

Sonu- thoda tej chalo....ek car abhi bhi humare sathiyon ke piche hai....

Akram- ghabrao mat....yaha aane ke pahle main unko nipta kar aaya hu.....humare log safe hai....aur sahi jagah pahuch chuke hai.....

Sonu- ohh..to fir hospital chalo......is buddhe ko bhi bachana hai.....

Akram- apna doctor bhi wahi mil jayga....

Sionu- to tej bgagao....kahi ye buddha tapak na jaaye....

Akram- sahi kaha....

Aur fir akram ne car ki speed badai aur car hawa ki raftaar se aage badne lagi......

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DOOR KAHI EK SUNSAAN ILAAKE ME BANE GHAR ME.......


Rony ka dil aur dimaag is waqt behad ghabra raha tha....aur dusri taraf DJ ankit ke seene ko badi gour se dekhe ja raha tha.....

Mantri - bhai.....ye wo nhi hai....ye ankit hi hai.....

DJ (joor se)- bola na ki dekh raha hu....thodi der chup rah.....

Aur mantri ko daantne ke baad DJ ne apna hath aage badaya aur ankit ke seene par laga diya....aur fir teji se uska seena ragadne laga......

DJ - hmm...ye sala ankut hi hai.....huh...

Mantri - maine to pahle hi bola tha.....are agar ye humara aadmi hota to ab tak to aapko khabar mil hi gai hoti....

DJ - teri baat bhi theek hai....par kya karu....jab meri aatma kuch bolyi hai na....to main bina kuch soche wahi karta hu....jo meri aatma kahti hai....

Mantri- janta hu....accha ab to aapko tasalli ho gai na......

DJ - ha ho gai....puri tarah se....ye ankut hi hai....

Mantri- to ab chale kya.....

DJ - nhi....pahle jara in maa-bete ka milan kara du.....

Mantri - par ye ladka abhi hosh me nhi hai..aur aisi haalat me ise alka dekhegi to saatad aur bhi beemaar ho jaaye.....wo doctor ne bola tha na....

DJ - are ha yaar...main bhi bhool jata hu...ye rony.....jitna jald ho sake is lagdke ko hosh me laao....par yaad rakhna....hosh me bhi ye kusi kaam ka na rahne paaye....samjha na.....

Rony- jj..ji....maine doctor ko bol rakha hai sab.....

DJ - theek hai....ab relax ho ja....aur jaise hi ye hosh me aaye to mujhe turant khabar karna...chal chhote....hum tab tak dusra jaam bhi dekh lete hai....

Ye bol kar DJ aur mantri waha se nikal gaye.....aur unke jane ke baad rony ankut ke saamne baitha aur use ek-tak ghoorne laga.....

Main- abe kitna ghoorega....meri aawaaz sunte hi rony chounk jar piche ja gira......

Rony- aaa..mummy.......

Main- abe chillata kyo hai....main hi hu....real ankit....

Rony(sambhalte huye)- sir...aap...aap yaha kaise....

Main- kaise kya.....aana pada...warna us kameene ko sach pata chal jata.....aur wo mujhe hone nhi dena tha....samjha.....

Rony- par aap aaye kab..auf kaha se...aur aapke hath pair kisne baadhe....

Main- abe....ye pair mainr hi baadhe the....aur hath....to ye dekh.....ye badhe hi nhi...sirf rassi lipti hai...dekh...

Ye bol jar maine rassi fek kar rony ko apne hath dikhaye sur jaldi se apne paron me badhi rassi khol di....

Rony- par aap aaye kaise...aur aapko kaise pata chala ki DJ yaha aaya hua hai...

Main(muskyra kar)- ye sab technology ka kamaal hai dost.....khair....meri najar DJ ki har rk harqat par hai...aur jaise hi mujhe khabar hui ki wo yaha aane wala hai...yo main samjh gaya ki jaroor koi tention hone wali hai...kyoki wo badi jaldi me aur gusse me nikla tha....

Rony- ohh..to aap usse pahle hi aa gaye....

Main- aana pada....aur yaha aane ke chakkar me aaj pahli baar itni tej car doudaai ki puch mat......ek baar to mujhe laga ki main late ho gaya....par last me sahi time par sahi jagah pahuch hi gaya....aur sara khel bigadne se bach gaya....

Rony- ohh...waise DJ ko shaq kyo hua...aur wo aapke seene par kya dekh raha tha....

Main- use shaq kyo hua...ye to main nhi janta....par haa....ye hum jaroor jaan sakte hai ki wo mere seene par kya doond raha tha....ho na ho us nakli ankit ke seene par kuch hai...koi nisaan saayad....

Rony- are haa...wo nakli ankut hai kaha....

Main- bed ke neeche....nikaal use....jara dekhu to ki uske seene par aisa hai kya...jo DJ dekh raha tha...nikaal....

Rony- hmm..

Fir rony ne nakli ankit ko nikala aur jaldi se uski shirt ko khola...to hume uske seene par ek kala daag dikha.....

Main- hmm..ye dekh....ise dekh raha tha sala.....

Rony- hmm..are sir...aap bhi ek aisa hi nisaan kyo nhi banwa lete....kyoki agar aisa kabhi duwara hua to kam se kam hum safe to rahege.....

Main- yaar tujhse aisi ummeed nhi thi...

Rony- kya matlab....aisa kya bola maine....

Main- are yaar....DJ aaj dekh chuka hai ki ankit yani ki mere seene par koi nisaan nhi....aur ab tu bol raha ki nisaan banao....haa...

Rony(sir peet kar)- ohh..sorry-sorry....main bhi na....pata nhi...par abhi bhi dimaag sunn hai...wo DJ ke aane se thoda dar gaya tha na....

Main(kandha sahla kar)- relax yaar....tu tention kyo leta hai....mere rahte tujh par koi aanch nhi aa sakti....chal ab ise bapis baandh de...aur sun....doctor ko bolna ki mom ko jald se jald theek kare....waise mom hai kaha....

Rony- wo dusre room me hai......wo aapne bola tha na....

Main(beech me)- are haa....ye sala DJ ke chakkar me rah gaya...koi nhi...main le jata hu....tu doctor pradhaan ko call kar...aur mere liye drink maga....thoda aaraam kar lu....

Fir rony ne bahar ja kar apne aadmi ko order diya...aur us nakli ankit ko bandhwa diya....aur main drink karte huye kuch sochne laga.....

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ANKIT KE GHAR.........

Parul ghar me baithi kisi gahri soch me doobi hui apne phon ko lagataar dekhe ja rahi thi.....ki tabhi uske phon oar ek msg aaya.....

Aur us msg ko padhte hi wo khush ho gai aur muskurate huye relax ho kar sofe par pasar gai.....

Parul- chalo....kuch to accha hua.....warna pichle kuch time se bas bura hi bura ho raha tha mere sath......ab ja kar kuch aur soch paugi....hmm...kyo na aaj ankit bhai ka room check kar liya jaaye....dekhe to tijori me kuch hai bhi ya fir DJ bewakoof bana raha tha......hmm..yahi karti hu....

Par isse pahle ki parul uper jati.....renu aur manu ghar me dakhil ho gai....aur unhe dekhte hi parul ruk gai....

Parul- are di....aap aa gai....

Renu- ha...thoda der lag gai na....

Parul- are.....ab ladkiyan shopping me der nhi lagaygi to koun lagayga...haa...

Renu(muskyra kar)- sahi kaha....waise ye parul hai....

Manu(sakpaka kar)- main janti hu ise....bata kyo rahi ho....

Parul- ha di...aap manu ji se meri pahchan kyo kara rahi hai....hum pahli baar thode na mil rahe hai....

Renu(sir peet kar)- oh ho....asal me aaj market me meri kai saheliyan mili...aur baar-baar main manu se unki pahchan karati rahi....to bas wahi tumhare sath bhi ho gaya....sorry...

Parul- are di...isme sorry kya....accha aap log baitho...main aapke liye coffy banati hu....

Renu- ha....mera sir bhi bhari ho raha tha.....banao....

Parul(man me)- agar mujhe apna jaam karna hai to didi ka sona hi theek rahega...nhi to ye 10 sawaal puchegi....chalo...coffy pila kar inko sula deti hu....

Ye sochte huye parul ne coffy banai aur usme need ki dawa mila kar renu aur manu ko pila di....

Aur fir kuch der baad hi renu aur manu apne-apne room me ja kar gahri need me so gai.....aur parul ankit ke room me ja kar chhanbeen karne lagi.....

Yaha jaise hi manu room me aai to alka ko room me nhi paya.....

Manu- ye alka kaha gai.....alka...alka...

Alka(bathroom se)- hmmm..

Manu- ohh...bathroom me hai....theek hai...jaldi aao.....tumse kuch baat karni hai....

Aur isse pahle ki alka bahar aati....manu ke upwr need ki goli ka asar hua aur wo so gai......

Alka(bahar aate hi)- ha bol....are...so gai kya....are uth na.....uth....

Par manu kaha jaagne wali thi...wo to gahri need me thi.....

Alka- ye achanak so kaise gai....kahi kusi ne kuch....ek minute....

Aur alka ne jaldi se manu ki palke khol kar aankhe dekhi aur aankh dekhte hi chounk gai....

Alka- ise to sulaya gaya hai...saayad need ki goli...ya fir behoshi ki....par ye kiya kisne....jaroor koi gadbad hai....

Ye soch jar alka ne DJ ko call laga diya.....


( Call Par )


DJ - ha jaan....kya hua....

Alka- kaha ho tum.....

DJ - main to hotel me hi hu....par tum itni ghabrai hui kyo ho.....

Alka- ek gadbad ho gai....

DJ - kya hua....

Alka- are wo....jo manu hai na....use kisi ne sula diya....

DJ - manu ko...hahahahaha....tum bhi na jaan.....manu ko koun sula sakta hai......hahaha....

Alka- are...tum has rahe ho....samjho na....main kya bol rahi hu....

DJ - ohhkk...main samjh bhi gaya....aur mujhe oata bhi hai ki use kisne sulaya....

Alka- kisne....

DJ - humari chhoti si jasoos ne...parul...

Alka- parul ne...par kyo....

DJ - are...wo saayad renu ko sulana chahti thi....to usne coffy me need ki goliyan mila di...aur wahi coffy usne tumhari manu ko bhi pila di...hahaha....

Alka- ohh...par kyo....wo karne kya wali hai....

DJ - jaha tak main janta hu.....wo is waqt ankit ke kamre ki chhanbeen kar rahi hai....saauad maine use tijori ke baare me jo bola tha....wo wahi dekh rahi hogi...

Alka- accha....par jab use kuch nhi milega tab.....tab kya bologe.....

DJ - uski nouwat hi nhi aaygi....kyoki ankit ki tijori kholna uske bas ki baat nhi.....tum tention mat lo....

Alka- hmm...waise us anu ka kaam hua ki nhi....

DJ - ha ho gaya.....uska bhi....aur uske sathiyon ka bhi.....bas is sab me mujhe us buddhe dhyaanchand ki kurwani bhi deni padi....

Alka(chounk kar)- kya....tumhe use maar dala....kyo....wo humare sath hi the....

DJ - ha...janta hu....par ghoda bhi jab buddha ho jata hai....to use race me nhi doudate....to fir main ek buddhe insaan ke liye apni race kaise haar jata....haa...

Alka- main kya bolu....ye tumhara faisla hai....tumhi jano....par haa...ye sab jald se jald khatm karo....pata nhi kyo mujhe dar sa lagne laga hai....

DJ - are...tu dar rahi hai....kyo...are tu pichhle 20 saalon se nhi dari....to ab kyo....are bhool gai kya....wo tu hi hai jisne hume apne maqsad ke itne kareeb la kar khada kiya hai....tune hi to sab sambhala tha....warna main to jail pahuch gaya tha....tu na hoti to kuch na hota....aur aaj tu hi darne lagi...kyo...

Alka- pata nhi....bas ye jaldi se khatm karo......ankit aur alka ...dono tumhare paas hai...to unse khajane ki chaabi haadil karo aur fir sab khatm karo bas....

DJ - ha meri jaan...bas 2 din me sab ho jayga...par tum ye to batao ki tumhe dar kis baat ka hai....

Alka(man me)- ab kaise bolu ki wo nakli ankit mujhe chodne ki firaaq me hai...pata nhi kab aa kar meri choot faad dega....

DJ - bolo na jaan....hua kya....

Alka- huh...nhi...hua to kuch nhi...fir bhi...haldi khatm karo....

DJ - karta hu.....par pahle tum us ladki ko thikane lagao.....uska marna bahut jaroori hai....

Alka- par kyo...tum uske piche kyo pade ho....uski kya galti.....wo to humare....

DJ (beech me)- nhi...mujhe aur kuch nhi sunna....bas mujhe us akash ka pura khandaan mitana hai.....isliye usko niptao...aaj hi...aur haa....apne ankit ki madad le lena....kaam aasaan ho jayga...

Alka(man me)- kaam to aasaan ho jayga...par sath me mera kaam tanaam ho jayga....

DJ - kya hua....chup kyo ho gai...

Alka- kucb nhi...main soch rahi thi ki usi se bol kar marwa dete hai na...main kyo....

DJ(beech me)- nhi....ye kaam tumhe hi karna hoga....

Alka- par kyo...koi khas wajah..,..

DJ - khas hi samjho....pahle tum use khatm karo....fir samjhauga...chalo ab rakhta hu......mujhe thoda kaam hai....

Ye bol kar DJ ne call cut kar di...aur call cut hote hi alka gusse se badbadane lagi....

Alka- pata nhi ye karna kya chahta hai...ab us ladki ko main hi maaru...pata nhi kyo...baad me batauga....huh.....ab us kameene ki madad leni hogi....aur wo sala to....huh...aur ye saali....ise bhi abhi sona tha.....bas jaldi se ye sab khatm ho jao to chain mile....sala, saalo se jindagi me ek din chain nhi mila....jab dekho tab kuch na kuch...ye alkash aur alka ne to meri jingdagi hi tawaah kar di....aur fir uska beta....kaneena....

Aise hi gaali bakte huye alka bed par baithi aur takiye ke neeche se ek dairy nikaal kar usme kuch likhne lagi.......
Awesome Super Fantastic Mind Blowing Dhanshu Update.
Dj late hua aur Ankit ne use koi mauka na diya aur phir se maat kha gaya . Edhar uske aadmi bhi nakam huye Akram ne baji palat di Dj ki apni baap ki kurabani kaam na aayi . Ab ye budhha bachega kya ya marte marte kuchh Raaz kholega ?
 
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