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Adultery PYAAR KI BHOOKH ( COMPLETE)

Ankitshrivastava

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Ab Aage........


Hotel Dikash Me........


Room me DJ , najam ko kutiya banaye puri taqat se chodta hua uski gaand par thappad barsa raha tha.....aur najam dard aur chudaai ke maze se cheekh rahi thi......

DJ - bol saali......aur kya bak kar aai hai...bol....

Najam- aaahhhh....kuch nhi....main use jhooth bola.....aaahhh...bol diya ki main sarfaraj ke sath thi....usi ke kahne par sabnam bani....

DJ- jhooth mat bola....yeeehhh....bol saali....aur kya bola.....

Najam- bas itna hi ki hum use maarne wale the.....aur kuch nhi....

DJ - sach me....ya aur bhi kuch hai.....

Najam-aaahhh...haa......wo sochta hai ki tum mantri ki wajah se uske piche ho.....

DJ(gaand me lund daal kar)- teri gaand aaj bhi kasi hui lagti hai.....

Najam- to pyaar se maaro na.....

DJ - pyaar gaya maa chudane.....tu ye bata ki mantri ki kya baat boli usne....

Najam- aaahh...wo mantri ko barbaad karna chahta hai...uski mami ki wajah se...

DJ - use pata hai ki wo mera bhai hai.....

Najam- haa....wo janta hai...aaaahhhh...main gaaii...aaahhhhhh...

DJ- main bhi aaya......yeeehhhhhh...yeeehhhh...yeehh....

Aur DJ najam ke sath bister par ludak jata hai.....

DJ(thodi der baad)- tu aaj bhi bada maza deti hai meri jaan...uuummhhhh....ab bata...teri koun si kamjori uske hath lag gai....

Najam- humara beta.....

DJ(chounk kar)- kya....humara....ye saali randi.....ye kya bak rahi hai....humara koun sa beta....

Najam- main sach bol rahi hu.....wo hum dono ka beta hai..jo ab uske hath lag gaya hai....tabhi to mujhe chuchap un dono ki baaten sunni padi....

DJ (gusse se)- chup kar....saali mera beta ho gaya aur mujhe pata bhi nhi...haatt...

Najam- main sach bol rahi hu....wo tab wajood me aaya jab tum jail ja chuke the...aur fir main bhi desh se bahar chali gai....tumhe batane ka mouka hi nhi mila.....

DJ- chup kar randi.....saali main janta hu ki tune waha ja kar kya-kya kiya....kitno se chudi hai tu....aur ab us paap ki paidaish ko mere palle baandh rahi hai....haa....

Itna sunte hi najam ki aankho se aanshu chhalak gaye....aur wo ek-tak DJ ko ghoorne lagi.....

DJ - oye...aise ghoorne se kuch nhi hota.....wo tera paap hai to tu dekh.....ab jaldi se taiyaar ho ja.....aaj raat tujhe sharabi ke paas jana hai...

Najam- kya...kyo....koun sharabi....

DJ- wo sab baad me...bas tujhe ja kar use khush karna hai.....taki wo meri chhoti chhamiya ko chhod de....samjhi...

Najam- to tum kisi aur ke liye mujhe uske sath litaoge....aisa kya khas hai usme....

DJ - isse tujhe koi matlab nhi....bas ye jaan le ki ek wahi hai jo us ladke ko kaabu me kar sakti hai....ab taiyaar ho ja.....aur sun.....fir se baccha na taang lana...pata chale ki kusi dusre ko paap ko mera naam dene lage....samjhi.....tab tak main us kamini damini ko dekhta hu.....saali ne mere bhai ko fasaya....ab pura pariwar bhugtega.....bas kuch der me hi sab khatm......

Itna bol kar DJ bathroom me ghus gaya aur Najam ne turant kisi ko call kar diya.....

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Damini ke ghar..........


Main parul ke sath room me baitha hi tha ki tabhi mujhe ek msg mila aur main kuch call kar ke damini ke ghar pahuch gaya.........

Jab main damini ke ghar pahucha to mere saamne damini ka pura pariwar khada tha....aur sath me payal aur uska pati bhi.....

Damini- tum ye sab kyo kar rahe ho.....

Main- kya baat hai....na hello , na haay, na chai, na coffy.....seedha sawaal.....

Damini- maaf karna....main bhi...par kya karu....jabse tumne bola hai ki hum sabko jana hoga....tabhi se dimaaag kaam nhi kar raha.....

Main- samjh sakta hu....par isme ghabrane jaosa kuch nhi hai....samjh lo ki tum family trip par ja rahi ho....

Damini- par kuch to batao....aakhir baat kya hai....

Main- kuch khas hai....aur ye sab tumhari security ke liye hai....

Kamini- kya wo log hume maarna chahte hai.....

Main- saayad....kuch kah nhi sakte....well...jo bhi ho...mere rahte tum logo ko kharoch bhi nhi aaygi....ab ja kar apni taiyari karo.....aur koi mujhe ek coffy la kar do....

Kamini(muskura kar)- oh sorry....maon abhi bhijwati hu....

Damini(sabke jane ke baad)- koun hai iske piche......

Main- kuch kameene log.....jinhe lagta hai ki tumhari wajah se hi mantri ki band baji hai.....

Damini- waise baat to sahi hai.....matri ki biwi ko kabu karne me maine hi sath diya tha.....

Main- hmm...aur wo kisi ne uske bhai ko bata diya hai....

Damini- isiliye humare gaurds ki mout hui na....wo log hume maarne aaye the....hai na....

Main- haa....par mere aadmiyon ne unhe rok liya tha.....but us gaurd ko nhi bacha sake.....sorry....

Damini- to kya wo fir se aayge.....

Main- aisa kuch nhi hoga....tum bas meri baat mano.....main jald hi sab theek kar duga.....

Damini- mujhe bharosha hai tum par....lo coffy pio....aur fir us sonam ko sambhalo......jabse aai hai tabhi se tumse milne ko mari ja rahi hai....pata nhi aisa kya hai tumhare andar.....log deewane ban jate hai.....

Main(coffy ki chuski maar kar)- tumhe to pata hi hoga.......hmm..

Damini(muskura kar)- bahur acchi tarah...ab ja kar use sambhalo.......

Main- kyo nhi.....bas abhi aata hu....tum intzaar karo....aur yaad rahe...ye attack wali baat kisi ko pata na chale.....samjhi......

Damini- main bhi nhi chahti ki mera pariwar kouff me rahe.....main sabko ready karti hu....bas ab hum sab tumhare bharoshe hai....

Main- hmm....sab theek hoga.....aata hu....

Aur fir jaise hi main uper bane room me enter hua to sonam bed se uth kar lagbhag bhaagte hiye mere seene se lipat kar rone lagi.....

Main- hey....tum..tum ro kyo rahi hu....

Sonam- thank god ki aap theek ho.....

Main(sir sahla kar)- are....mujhe kuch nhi hone wala.....bahut bada kameena hu main...itni aasaani se nhi jauga....

Sonam(hath maar kar)- chup rahiye....yaha meri jaan par bani hai aur aapko majaak soojh raha hai....

Main(sonam ka chehra haatho me thaam kar)- nhi...ye majaak nhi.....sach hai....mujhe kuch nhi hone wala....hmm...ab jara muskura do....mujhe tere chehre par ye aanshu pasand nhi aate....

Sonam(aankh saaf kar ke)- hmm....kaise hai aap.....

Main- bas....ye puchne ke liye itna tadap rahi thi....mujhe to laga....

Sonam(beech me)- kya laga....

Main- are wahi...mujhe laga ki yaha aauga to mujhe apni sonam ka pyaar milega.....kuch hum karege....kuch tum karogi...kuch kuchi-ku jaisa....

Sonam(sharma kar)- aapko bas ek hi cheej dikhti hai....hai na....

Main- accha...tum kya mujhe tharki samjhti ho...theek hai...main chalta hu....bye...

Sonam(seene se chipak kar)- sochna bhi mat......

Main- accha....to mujhe yaha rukne ki wajah do....

Sonam- wajah aapki baahon me hai......

Main- soch lo....meri baat n me aane wali pise bina nhi jati...

Sonam(kas kar pakad kar)- to pees do....

Main(muskura kar)- khushi se....

Aur maine sonam ko uthaya aur bed par lita kar uske uper let gaya.....aur dekhte hi dekhte hum dono ek-dusre ke hontho ko betahasa choosne lage......

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Door Sahar Me.........


Jaise hi dhyanchand ke pair me goli lagi to wo tadapta hua farsh par gir gaya.....aur tabhi room me ek ladka aaya.....jise dekh kar pappu muskura utha.....

Pappu- accha hua tum waqt par aa gaye....

Saamne- hmm...aur buddhe....kaisa hai ab....jinda to hai....swagat nhi karoge mera.....haa...hahahaha.....

Aur us ladke ke sath-sath pappu ke thahake bhi room me goonjne lage.....

Dhyanchand(tadapta hua)- aaahhh....tu....tu hai koun....

Ladka- main.....are mera naam jan kar kya karega tu...waise bhi marne hi wala hai....fir bhi....marte huye insaan ko na nhi bolte.....to sun....naam hai sonu.....ankit ka dost.....( sonu - sushma ka beta )

Dhyanchand (tadapta hua)- tune mujhe kyo mara....meri tujhse...aah....kya dushmani......

Sonu(aage badta hua)- dost ka dushman.....matlab mera dushman.....aur haa....tum jaiso ki wajah se maine bahut kuch khoya hai.....isliye teri jaan par kahi na kahi mera haq bhi banta hai.....samjha....

Dhyanchand- par maine tera kya bigada....

Sonu(gusse se)- kya bigada.....to sun....tere laalch ke chakkar me maine apne maa-baap ko kho diya.....aur unki mout ka hisaab to chukana hi hoga.....hai na....

Dhyanchand- par main to unhe janta bhi nhi...to fir...

Sonu(beech me)- abe chup....sala...tu janta nhi...to sun...wo bhi nhi jante the ki unhe kyo mara gaya....par maare gaye na....isliye jaise ko taisa....unki mout ki wajah wo khud nhi the....isliye teri mout ki wajah bhi main nhi.....bas katil main hi banuga.....

Ye bolte huye sonu ne dhyan chand par gun taan di....par pappu ne use rok liya....

Pappu- nhi...abhi nhi....abhi isko bahut se jawaab dene hai.....

Sonu- aisa kya....to chal....bhoukna suru kar buddhe....pappu mama....aap sawaal karo...dekhta hu sala kaise nhi bolta.....

Pappu- hmm...to batao dhyanchand.....sarojini tai kaha hai....

Dhyanchand(ghoor kar)- nhi batauga....kabhi nhhhiiiii...aaaahhhhh......kameene.....

Dhyanchand ke muh se jaise hi na nikla....waise hi sonu ne ek goli chalai aur dhyanchand ka dusra pair bhi goli se chhid gaya.....

Dhyanchand- saalo....aahhh...marna hai maar do.....par main kabhi nhi batauga ki wo kaha hai.....

Sonu(chilla kar)- bata de buddhe warna puri gun tere bheje me khali kar duga....

Dhyanchand(gusse se)- to maar na....roka kisne hai...maar saale.....par itna yaad rakh..mere bete tujhe bhi nhi chhodege...tu bhi marega....tum sab maroge....samjhe....

Pappu- dekh...sarafat se muh khol de....nhi to hum teri aisi haalat karege ki tu mout ki bheek magega...par tujhe mout nhi milegi....samjha....ab soch le....

Dhyanchand(muskura kar)- kya babu....mujhe dhamka rahe ho...haa....hahaha.....aisi dhamkiya mera muh na khulwa paygi.....bahit moti chamdi hai meri.....main muh nhi kholuga to matlab nhi kholuga....

Pappu(gusse se)- to tu aise hi mar....sonu.....maar de saale ko....

Jyoti- nhi jeth ji....nhi...agar ye mar gaya to meri maa kabhi nhi mil paygi...aur hum kabhi nhi jaan payge ki khajane ka raaj kya hai....

Sonu- kya....to kya tumhari maa ko khajane ka raaj pata hai...

Jyoti- saayad...kyoki agar aisa nhi hota to wo ab tak jinda na rahti....kuch to aisa hai jo wo apne seene me sambhal kar rakhe huye hai.....saayad kisi khas ke liye....saayad humare ankit ke liye... .

Pappu- ankit...haa...ab usi se puchte hai ki is kameene ka kya kare....sala....sonu....ankit ko ca karo....

Sonu- hmm...(aadmiyon se)- oh hello....in logo ko aazaad karo...aur is kameene ko sambhalo......

Aur fir sonu , ankit ko call lagata hai.......

( Call Par )

Sonu- hello....

Main- hi....bapisi kaisi rahi....

Sonu- umm...badiya hi hai....jis cheej se door gaya tha....wahi fir se suru ho gai.....fir se wahi khoon kharaba....

Main- oh ho....matlab tumhari jaroorat pad hi gai.....

Sonu- ha bhai....buddha bada chalaak nikla....

Main- nhi....buddha nhi....par uske sathi jaroor ho sakte hai.....

Sonu- kahi tum DJ ki baat to nhi kar rahe....

Main- haa....mujhe yakeen tha ki DJ ki pappu mama par najar jaroor hogi....kyoki usi ke kahne par hi to us rekha ne mere mama-mami ko fasaya tha.....

Sonu- hmm..par ek baat saayad tum nhi jante.....ye buddha us DJ ka sathi nhi hai....

Main- kya....sathi nhi....to fir iski kya dushmani hai mama se....

Sonu- dushmani ki wajah hai khoon ka rishta....

Main- tum kahna kya chahte ho....

Sonu- yahi ki ye buddha...us kameene ka baap hai....

Main(chounk kar)- kya....DJ ka baap.....oh my....ab samjha ki ye kameenepan ki suruwat kaha se hui....chhodna mat saale ko.....

Sonu(muskura kar)- ye kya bolne ki baat hai....main to ise abhi narakbaasi bana sakta hu....par tumhare mama ne rukne ko bola hai....saayad kuch hai iske paas jo tumhare liye jaroori ho....

Main- ohh....jara mama ko phon dena.....

Pappu(phon le kar)- ha ankit.....

Main- aap theek to ho na....

Pappu- ha beta....main theek hu.....sonu ko bhejna kaam aa gaya.....

Main- haa...main janta tha ki wo DJ kameenapan jaroor karega....isliye aap par najar rakhi...aur aapke nikalte hi jab dharam ne call kiya to use lapet liya...bas...for to pura plan saamne aa gaya....

Pappu- par ek baat samjh nhi aai...tumhe dharam par shaq kaise hua.....

Main- pata nhi....main bas itna janta tha ki ho na ho aapko gaon wale hi dhokha dege....isliye maine har ek insaan par najar rakhwai...jisse aapne baat ki thi....main janta tha ki kuch to hai...jo gaon se juda hai...aur wahi kaam aa gaya....

Pappu- hmm...bahut aage ki soch lete ho beta...

Main(muskura kar)- kya karu mama....sawaal jab jindagi aur mout ka ho...tab dimaag apne aap tej bhagne lagta hai.....waise bhi main har kisi par bharosha nhi karta....kya karu...apno ne hi itni thokar maari hai ki sab bharosha toot chuka hai....

Pappu- main samjhta hu beta....kyoki main bhi unme se ek hu....mujhe maaf kar dena....

Main- aap maafi mat magiye....aap bas jald se jald us buddhe ka muh khulwaiye....

Pappu- par wo kameena muh kholne ko taiyaar hi nhi...bolta hai ki maar de....muh nhi kholuga.....

Main- aisa kya....hmm....ek kaam kijiye......(Aur fir maine pappu mama ko kuch samjha diya...jise sun kar wo khush ho gaye)

Pappu- theek hai beta.....hum abhi intzaam karte hai.....fir call karta hu....

Main- hmm...aur bedio call karna....main bhi to dekhu ki kameene ne kya-kya chhupa kar rakha hai.....

Aur fir pappu call cut kar ke dyaanchand ko baandhne ka bol deta hai......

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Damini Ke Ghar..........


Jaise hi maine call rakha to mere baju me leti hui sonam mujhe ajeeb najron se ghoorne lagi.....

Main- ab tumhe kya hua.....

Sonam- aap ye sab kyo kar rahe hai....kya ye sahi hai....

Main- kyo....isme galat kya hai....

Sonam- kusi ki jaan lena aapko galat nhi lagta....kya insaan ki jaan ki aapke liye koi keemat nhi....

Main- hai...bilkul hai....par jo insaan apni insaaniyat bhool kar dusre insaan ki jaan lene patlr utaaru ho jaaye...wo insaan kahlane ke layak nhi.....

Sonam- tab to aap bhi nhi hai....

Main(ghoor kar)- sonam.....tum janti bhi ho ki tum kya bol rahi hu.....

Sonam- sorry...par aap dusron ki jaan lege to aapko kya bolu....

Main- tumhe pata hai ki tumhare maa-papa ke sath kya hua...kyo hua...kaise hua....

Sonam- hmm.....

Main- to tum nhi chahti ki unko insaaf mile....unko aisi dardnaak mout dene walo ko saza mile.....

Sonam- chahti hu....par uske liye kanoon banaya gaya hai.....

Main- umh...tumhe lagta hai ki kanoon in darindo ka kuch bigaad sakta hai.....nhi...ye saale kanoon ko apne bistar ki randi samjhte hai....sala jaisa chahe waisa use kar ke fek dete hai...samjhi....

Sonam- aur aap...kya aap kanoon ko mante hai...

Main- haa....manta hu....par us kanoon ko nhi jo samaaj ke liye banaya gaya hai....main khud ka kanoon banata hu..aur usi hisaab se logo ka hisaab karta hu....

Sonam- matlab aap bhi kanoon todte hai.....

Main- haa....us kanoon ko jaroor jo logo ke liye banaya gaya hai....par main apne banaye kanoon ko kisi keemat par nhi todta....

Sonam- to aapka kanoon kya kahta hai....agar koi galat kare to use maar do...yahi na....

Main- haa....yahi.....yahi mera kanoon hai...aur yahi sahi bhi hai....

Sonam- hmm...to fir aapke baare me aapka kanoon alag kyo...

Main(ghoor kar)- kya....iska kya matlab....

Sonam(aankho me dekh kar)- aapko lagta hai ki aap puri tarah sahi hai.....

Main sonam ka ye sawaal sun kar kuch pal ke liye khamosh rah gaya....kyoki sach yahi tha ki main bhi kahi na kahi galat hu....

Sonam- kya hua.....kya aapka kanoon aapke saamne aate hi past pad gaya....kya ab aapke kanoon me itni himaat nhi ki wo aapko sahi aur galat ki pahchan kara sake....ya aapme itni himmat nhi ki aap apne hi bataye kanoon ka saamna kar sake.....

Main(najren ghuma kar)- tumhe kapde pahan lene chahiye.....

Sonam- ye meri baat ka jawaab nhi hua.....

Main- kaha na.....kapde pahno....

Aur main khud uth kar apne kapde pahanne laga....aur sinam ne bhi mera mood dekh kar chupchap kapde pahan liye.....

Sonam(kaode pahan kar)- gussa ho gaye....sorry....mera wo matlab.....

Main(beech me)- nhi.....sorry nhi....tumne jo kaha wo sahi hai.....saayad bahut hi sahi......

Sonam- to kya aap mante hai ki aap galat ho.....

Main- nhi...kabhi nhi....main janta hu ki main kya kar raha hu...kyo kar raha hu...aur kis liye kar raha hu....ho sakta hai ki maine kuch galtiya ki ho....par....kisi acche maqsad ke raste me kuch bure karm bhi karne hi hote hai....samjhi....

Sonam- tab to aapko ye bhi sochna chahiye ki dusre bhi apne maqsad ko haasil karne ke liye bure karm kar sakte hai...to unhe saza kisliye.....

Main(joor se)- kyoki wo jaan-bhoojh kar wo karm karte hai....unka maqsad hi bebuniyaad hota hai.....agar sahi hota to is sab ki noubat hi na aati.....par main janta hu...ki wo galat the....galat hai.. aur galat hi rahege...isliye unko saza dene ke liye mujhe kabhi afsoos nhi hota.....samjhi.....

Sonam- samjhi....par aapka kya....kya aap sabki najron me apne aapko sahi saabit kar sakte hai....haa....

Main(ghoor kar)- mujhe uski jaroorat nhi....aur ab tum dhyaan se suno....tum bhale hi mujhe galat samjho....mujhe kuch bhi bolo....par isse main rukne wala nhi....main us har saksh ko mita duga jo mere raste ki rukawat banega....ya fir mere apno ko dard dega....samjhi.....

Sonam(mera hath pakad kar)- par aapke apno ko aapki jaroorat hai....agar is sab me aapko kuch ho gaya to....to hum sab ka kya.....

Main(beech me)- kuch nhi hoga mujhe....main vada karta hu....is ladaai ko bhale hi maine suru nhi kiya tha....par iska ant main hi karuga....aur fir apne sabhi apno ke sath khushaal din gujaruga.....theek hai....tum jyada mat socho.....aaj hi tum damini-kamini aur baki sabke sath chali jao.....ab hum tabhi milege....jab main saare kameeno ko unke anjaam tak pahucha duga....ok...

Sonam- nhi....plz mujhe rukne dijiye na....main aapke kaam me koi dakhal nhi doogi....

Main- nhi....ye mumkin nhi....tum sab ki suraksha ki jimmedari meri hai.....aur main apni jimmedari bakhoobi nibata hu....aur haa....sonu bhi 1-2 din me wahi pahuch jayga.....ab uska kaam khatm hua....ok....

Sonam- par aap akele....plz....

Main- nhi bola na...ab zid nhi....ab aaram karo....raat ko safar karna hai...uuummmm...chalta hu....

Aur sonam ko kiss de kar main waha se nikal aaya.....aur seedha damini ke room me chala gaya.....waha main use saari baat samjhai aur fir apne ghar ki taraf nikal aaya.......

Aur waha mere nikalte hi sonam ne kisi ko msg kar diya.......

""MAINE APNI JAGAH PAHUCH GAI HU....AUR WO NAHI MANA.......TO AB BAS RAAT KA INTZAAR KARO....AUR IS BAAR CHOOKNA MAT......SAMJHE.....""


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Door sahar me.......



Ankit ke bataye idea ke hisaab se pappu, sonu aur unke aadmiyon ne dhyaanchand ko pura nanga kar ke uske jism ko blade se cut marna suru kar diya....

Aur har ek cut ke baad us jagah laal mirch powder dalne lage......

Dhyanchand- aahhhh.....saalo....bahut pachhtaoge....aaaahhhhhh.....

Sonu- wo hum dekh lege....pahle tujhe to thikane laga lu....

Dhyanchand- aaaaahhhh......chhod de saale....aaaahh...aaahhh...

Sonu lagtaar dhyanchand ke jishm ki cut marta raha aur pappu un par mirch powder dalta raha.....

Jisse dhyaanchand ki himmat tootne lagi aur wo dard se tadpata hua apne aapko chhodne ki minnate karne laga.....

Sonu- kya hua....nikal gai saari hekdi.....chal bol.....kaha hai sarojini ji....

Dhyanchand- aaahhhh.....wo..wo yahi hai......

Pappu- kya...yahi....matlab is ghar me.....

Dhyanchand- haa....isi ghar me....talghar me kaid hai.......

Pappu- kaha hai wo tal ghar....bol...kaha se jana hai...

Dhyaanchand- mere bedroom me.....almari ke neeche.....

Pappu- sach bol raha hai na.....

Sonu- ab bhi koi shaq hai kya....sach hi bol raha hai....aur jhooth nikla to fir se maze lege.......aap ja kar unhe le aao......tab tak main iska khyaal rakhta hu......

Itna sunte hi pappu , chunni urf jyoti ko sath le kar tal ghar me pahuch gaya....jaha sarojini ko rassiyon se baandh kar rakha hua tha.....aur wo besudh si padi thi....

Uski haalat dekh kar jyoti ke sath-sath pappu ki aankho se bhi aanshu tapak pade....

Unki haalat behad hi kharaab lag rahi thi...aur sareer bhi kaafi kamjoor ho chala tha.....

Jyoti(sisakte huye)- maa....ye...ye kya ho gaya....us kameene ne inhe...(aur jyoti ro padi)

Tabhi pappu aage bada aur kuch hi palo me sarojini ko aazaad kar diya.....par jaise hi pappu ne unke chehre par pani ke chhente maare...to hosh me aate hi wo joor-joor se cheekhne lagi.....

Sarojini- nhi....meri bacchi ko chhod do...chhod do meri bacchi ko.....chhod do....

Jyoti(aage bad kar)- maa...shant ho jaiye.....main yahi hu....maa....

Sarojini- nhi....door raho....meri bacchi ko chhod do....chhod do use.....

Pappu(jyoti ko dekh kar)- inhe hua kya hai....

Jyoti- pata nhi...saauad koi sadma laga ho....

Pappu- theek hai...pahle inhe doctor ke paas le jaate hai.....main ankit ko bata deta hu....

Jyoti - jeth ji.....use pahle aap ankit ko munni ke baare me bata do........kahi aisa na ho ki is kameene ke aadmi munni ko nuksaan pahucha de......

Pappu- matlab...wo log jante hai ki munni koun hai....

Jyoti - haa....par meri wajah se wo use kuch nhi karte the....par ab...

Pappu- samjh gaya....uski photo do....main ankit ko bhejta hu...

Aur fir pappu ne mujhe ek msg ke sath munni ki photo bhej di......


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Aur yaha jaise hi maine msg dekha to 1 minute ke liye mera dimaag ghoom gaya......

Main(photo dekh kar)- MEGHA.......MEGHA HI MUNNI HAI.......kya madhrchodi hai be.....ye kaise hua.....????




Note - Actually i wanted to post 2 updates...dats why its late.....but next update is in under process....will post tomorrow....ok





Update posted frnds.......

Hopw u'll like it.......

Thanks & Enjoyeeee.........
 

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Ab Aage........


Hotel Dikash Me........


Room me DJ , najam ko kutiya banaye puri taqat se chodta hua uski gaand par thappad barsa raha tha.....aur najam dard aur chudaai ke maze se cheekh rahi thi......

DJ - bol saali......aur kya bak kar aai hai...bol....

Najam- aaahhhh....kuch nhi....main use jhooth bola.....aaahhh...bol diya ki main sarfaraj ke sath thi....usi ke kahne par sabnam bani....

DJ- jhooth mat bola....yeeehhh....bol saali....aur kya bola.....

Najam- bas itna hi ki hum use maarne wale the.....aur kuch nhi....

DJ - sach me....ya aur bhi kuch hai.....

Najam-aaahhh...haa......wo sochta hai ki tum mantri ki wajah se uske piche ho.....

DJ(gaand me lund daal kar)- teri gaand aaj bhi kasi hui lagti hai.....

Najam- to pyaar se maaro na.....

DJ - pyaar gaya maa chudane.....tu ye bata ki mantri ki kya baat boli usne....

Najam- aaahh...wo mantri ko barbaad karna chahta hai...uski mami ki wajah se...

DJ - use pata hai ki wo mera bhai hai.....

Najam- haa....wo janta hai...aaaahhhh...main gaaii...aaahhhhhh...

DJ- main bhi aaya......yeeehhhhhh...yeeehhhh...yeehh....

Aur DJ najam ke sath bister par ludak jata hai.....

DJ(thodi der baad)- tu aaj bhi bada maza deti hai meri jaan...uuummhhhh....ab bata...teri koun si kamjori uske hath lag gai....

Najam- humara beta.....

DJ(chounk kar)- kya....humara....ye saali randi.....ye kya bak rahi hai....humara koun sa beta....

Najam- main sach bol rahi hu.....wo hum dono ka beta hai..jo ab uske hath lag gaya hai....tabhi to mujhe chuchap un dono ki baaten sunni padi....

DJ (gusse se)- chup kar....saali mera beta ho gaya aur mujhe pata bhi nhi...haatt...

Najam- main sach bol rahi hu....wo tab wajood me aaya jab tum jail ja chuke the...aur fir main bhi desh se bahar chali gai....tumhe batane ka mouka hi nhi mila.....

DJ- chup kar randi.....saali main janta hu ki tune waha ja kar kya-kya kiya....kitno se chudi hai tu....aur ab us paap ki paidaish ko mere palle baandh rahi hai....haa....

Itna sunte hi najam ki aankho se aanshu chhalak gaye....aur wo ek-tak DJ ko ghoorne lagi.....

DJ - oye...aise ghoorne se kuch nhi hota.....wo tera paap hai to tu dekh.....ab jaldi se taiyaar ho ja.....aaj raat tujhe sharabi ke paas jana hai...

Najam- kya...kyo....koun sharabi....

DJ- wo sab baad me...bas tujhe ja kar use khush karna hai.....taki wo meri chhoti chhamiya ko chhod de....samjhi...

Najam- to tum kisi aur ke liye mujhe uske sath litaoge....aisa kya khas hai usme....

DJ - isse tujhe koi matlab nhi....bas ye jaan le ki ek wahi hai jo us ladke ko kaabu me kar sakti hai....ab taiyaar ho ja.....aur sun.....fir se baccha na taang lana...pata chale ki kusi dusre ko paap ko mera naam dene lage....samjhi.....tab tak main us kamini damini ko dekhta hu.....saali ne mere bhai ko fasaya....ab pura pariwar bhugtega.....bas kuch der me hi sab khatm......

Itna bol kar DJ bathroom me ghus gaya aur Najam ne turant kisi ko call kar diya.....

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Damini ke ghar..........


Main parul ke sath room me baitha hi tha ki tabhi mujhe ek msg mila aur main kuch call kar ke damini ke ghar pahuch gaya.........

Jab main damini ke ghar pahucha to mere saamne damini ka pura pariwar khada tha....aur sath me payal aur uska pati bhi.....

Damini- tum ye sab kyo kar rahe ho.....

Main- kya baat hai....na hello , na haay, na chai, na coffy.....seedha sawaal.....

Damini- maaf karna....main bhi...par kya karu....jabse tumne bola hai ki hum sabko jana hoga....tabhi se dimaaag kaam nhi kar raha.....

Main- samjh sakta hu....par isme ghabrane jaosa kuch nhi hai....samjh lo ki tum family trip par ja rahi ho....

Damini- par kuch to batao....aakhir baat kya hai....

Main- kuch khas hai....aur ye sab tumhari security ke liye hai....

Kamini- kya wo log hume maarna chahte hai.....

Main- saayad....kuch kah nhi sakte....well...jo bhi ho...mere rahte tum logo ko kharoch bhi nhi aaygi....ab ja kar apni taiyari karo.....aur koi mujhe ek coffy la kar do....

Kamini(muskura kar)- oh sorry....maon abhi bhijwati hu....

Damini(sabke jane ke baad)- koun hai iske piche......

Main- kuch kameene log.....jinhe lagta hai ki tumhari wajah se hi mantri ki band baji hai.....

Damini- waise baat to sahi hai.....matri ki biwi ko kabu karne me maine hi sath diya tha.....

Main- hmm...aur wo kisi ne uske bhai ko bata diya hai....

Damini- isiliye humare gaurds ki mout hui na....wo log hume maarne aaye the....hai na....

Main- haa....par mere aadmiyon ne unhe rok liya tha.....but us gaurd ko nhi bacha sake.....sorry....

Damini- to kya wo fir se aayge.....

Main- aisa kuch nhi hoga....tum bas meri baat mano.....main jald hi sab theek kar duga.....

Damini- mujhe bharosha hai tum par....lo coffy pio....aur fir us sonam ko sambhalo......jabse aai hai tabhi se tumse milne ko mari ja rahi hai....pata nhi aisa kya hai tumhare andar.....log deewane ban jate hai.....

Main(coffy ki chuski maar kar)- tumhe to pata hi hoga.......hmm..

Damini(muskura kar)- bahur acchi tarah...ab ja kar use sambhalo.......

Main- kyo nhi.....bas abhi aata hu....tum intzaar karo....aur yaad rahe...ye attack wali baat kisi ko pata na chale.....samjhi......

Damini- main bhi nhi chahti ki mera pariwar kouff me rahe.....main sabko ready karti hu....bas ab hum sab tumhare bharoshe hai....

Main- hmm....sab theek hoga.....aata hu....

Aur fir jaise hi main uper bane room me enter hua to sonam bed se uth kar lagbhag bhaagte hiye mere seene se lipat kar rone lagi.....

Main- hey....tum..tum ro kyo rahi hu....

Sonam- thank god ki aap theek ho.....

Main(sir sahla kar)- are....mujhe kuch nhi hone wala.....bahut bada kameena hu main...itni aasaani se nhi jauga....

Sonam(hath maar kar)- chup rahiye....yaha meri jaan par bani hai aur aapko majaak soojh raha hai....

Main(sonam ka chehra haatho me thaam kar)- nhi...ye majaak nhi.....sach hai....mujhe kuch nhi hone wala....hmm...ab jara muskura do....mujhe tere chehre par ye aanshu pasand nhi aate....

Sonam(aankh saaf kar ke)- hmm....kaise hai aap.....

Main- bas....ye puchne ke liye itna tadap rahi thi....mujhe to laga....

Sonam(beech me)- kya laga....

Main- are wahi...mujhe laga ki yaha aauga to mujhe apni sonam ka pyaar milega.....kuch hum karege....kuch tum karogi...kuch kuchi-ku jaisa....

Sonam(sharma kar)- aapko bas ek hi cheej dikhti hai....hai na....

Main- accha...tum kya mujhe tharki samjhti ho...theek hai...main chalta hu....bye...

Sonam(seene se chipak kar)- sochna bhi mat......

Main- accha....to mujhe yaha rukne ki wajah do....

Sonam- wajah aapki baahon me hai......

Main- soch lo....meri baat n me aane wali pise bina nhi jati...

Sonam(kas kar pakad kar)- to pees do....

Main(muskura kar)- khushi se....

Aur maine sonam ko uthaya aur bed par lita kar uske uper let gaya.....aur dekhte hi dekhte hum dono ek-dusre ke hontho ko betahasa choosne lage......

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Door Sahar Me.........


Jaise hi dhyanchand ke pair me goli lagi to wo tadapta hua farsh par gir gaya.....aur tabhi room me ek ladka aaya.....jise dekh kar pappu muskura utha.....

Pappu- accha hua tum waqt par aa gaye....

Saamne- hmm...aur buddhe....kaisa hai ab....jinda to hai....swagat nhi karoge mera.....haa...hahahaha.....

Aur us ladke ke sath-sath pappu ke thahake bhi room me goonjne lage.....

Dhyanchand(tadapta hua)- aaahhh....tu....tu hai koun....

Ladka- main.....are mera naam jan kar kya karega tu...waise bhi marne hi wala hai....fir bhi....marte huye insaan ko na nhi bolte.....to sun....naam hai sonu.....ankit ka dost.....( sonu - sushma ka beta )

Dhyanchand (tadapta hua)- tune mujhe kyo mara....meri tujhse...aah....kya dushmani......

Sonu(aage badta hua)- dost ka dushman.....matlab mera dushman.....aur haa....tum jaiso ki wajah se maine bahut kuch khoya hai.....isliye teri jaan par kahi na kahi mera haq bhi banta hai.....samjha....

Dhyanchand- par maine tera kya bigada....

Sonu(gusse se)- kya bigada.....to sun....tere laalch ke chakkar me maine apne maa-baap ko kho diya.....aur unki mout ka hisaab to chukana hi hoga.....hai na....

Dhyanchand- par main to unhe janta bhi nhi...to fir...

Sonu(beech me)- abe chup....sala...tu janta nhi...to sun...wo bhi nhi jante the ki unhe kyo mara gaya....par maare gaye na....isliye jaise ko taisa....unki mout ki wajah wo khud nhi the....isliye teri mout ki wajah bhi main nhi.....bas katil main hi banuga.....

Ye bolte huye sonu ne dhyan chand par gun taan di....par pappu ne use rok liya....

Pappu- nhi...abhi nhi....abhi isko bahut se jawaab dene hai.....

Sonu- aisa kya....to chal....bhoukna suru kar buddhe....pappu mama....aap sawaal karo...dekhta hu sala kaise nhi bolta.....

Pappu- hmm...to batao dhyanchand.....sarojini tai kaha hai....

Dhyanchand(ghoor kar)- nhi batauga....kabhi nhhhiiiii...aaaahhhhh......kameene.....

Dhyanchand ke muh se jaise hi na nikla....waise hi sonu ne ek goli chalai aur dhyanchand ka dusra pair bhi goli se chhid gaya.....

Dhyanchand- saalo....aahhh...marna hai maar do.....par main kabhi nhi batauga ki wo kaha hai.....

Sonu(chilla kar)- bata de buddhe warna puri gun tere bheje me khali kar duga....

Dhyanchand(gusse se)- to maar na....roka kisne hai...maar saale.....par itna yaad rakh..mere bete tujhe bhi nhi chhodege...tu bhi marega....tum sab maroge....samjhe....

Pappu- dekh...sarafat se muh khol de....nhi to hum teri aisi haalat karege ki tu mout ki bheek magega...par tujhe mout nhi milegi....samjha....ab soch le....

Dhyanchand(muskura kar)- kya babu....mujhe dhamka rahe ho...haa....hahaha.....aisi dhamkiya mera muh na khulwa paygi.....bahit moti chamdi hai meri.....main muh nhi kholuga to matlab nhi kholuga....

Pappu(gusse se)- to tu aise hi mar....sonu.....maar de saale ko....

Jyoti- nhi jeth ji....nhi...agar ye mar gaya to meri maa kabhi nhi mil paygi...aur hum kabhi nhi jaan payge ki khajane ka raaj kya hai....

Sonu- kya....to kya tumhari maa ko khajane ka raaj pata hai...

Jyoti- saayad...kyoki agar aisa nhi hota to wo ab tak jinda na rahti....kuch to aisa hai jo wo apne seene me sambhal kar rakhe huye hai.....saayad kisi khas ke liye....saayad humare ankit ke liye... .

Pappu- ankit...haa...ab usi se puchte hai ki is kameene ka kya kare....sala....sonu....ankit ko ca karo....

Sonu- hmm...(aadmiyon se)- oh hello....in logo ko aazaad karo...aur is kameene ko sambhalo......

Aur fir sonu , ankit ko call lagata hai.......

( Call Par )

Sonu- hello....

Main- hi....bapisi kaisi rahi....

Sonu- umm...badiya hi hai....jis cheej se door gaya tha....wahi fir se suru ho gai.....fir se wahi khoon kharaba....

Main- oh ho....matlab tumhari jaroorat pad hi gai.....

Sonu- ha bhai....buddha bada chalaak nikla....

Main- nhi....buddha nhi....par uske sathi jaroor ho sakte hai.....

Sonu- kahi tum DJ ki baat to nhi kar rahe....

Main- haa....mujhe yakeen tha ki DJ ki pappu mama par najar jaroor hogi....kyoki usi ke kahne par hi to us rekha ne mere mama-mami ko fasaya tha.....

Sonu- hmm..par ek baat saayad tum nhi jante.....ye buddha us DJ ka sathi nhi hai....

Main- kya....sathi nhi....to fir iski kya dushmani hai mama se....

Sonu- dushmani ki wajah hai khoon ka rishta....

Main- tum kahna kya chahte ho....

Sonu- yahi ki ye buddha...us kameene ka baap hai....

Main(chounk kar)- kya....DJ ka baap.....oh my....ab samjha ki ye kameenepan ki suruwat kaha se hui....chhodna mat saale ko.....

Sonu(muskura kar)- ye kya bolne ki baat hai....main to ise abhi narakbaasi bana sakta hu....par tumhare mama ne rukne ko bola hai....saayad kuch hai iske paas jo tumhare liye jaroori ho....

Main- ohh....jara mama ko phon dena.....

Pappu(phon le kar)- ha ankit.....

Main- aap theek to ho na....

Pappu- ha beta....main theek hu.....sonu ko bhejna kaam aa gaya.....

Main- haa...main janta tha ki wo DJ kameenapan jaroor karega....isliye aap par najar rakhi...aur aapke nikalte hi jab dharam ne call kiya to use lapet liya...bas...for to pura plan saamne aa gaya....

Pappu- par ek baat samjh nhi aai...tumhe dharam par shaq kaise hua.....

Main- pata nhi....main bas itna janta tha ki ho na ho aapko gaon wale hi dhokha dege....isliye maine har ek insaan par najar rakhwai...jisse aapne baat ki thi....main janta tha ki kuch to hai...jo gaon se juda hai...aur wahi kaam aa gaya....

Pappu- hmm...bahut aage ki soch lete ho beta...

Main(muskura kar)- kya karu mama....sawaal jab jindagi aur mout ka ho...tab dimaag apne aap tej bhagne lagta hai.....waise bhi main har kisi par bharosha nhi karta....kya karu...apno ne hi itni thokar maari hai ki sab bharosha toot chuka hai....

Pappu- main samjhta hu beta....kyoki main bhi unme se ek hu....mujhe maaf kar dena....

Main- aap maafi mat magiye....aap bas jald se jald us buddhe ka muh khulwaiye....

Pappu- par wo kameena muh kholne ko taiyaar hi nhi...bolta hai ki maar de....muh nhi kholuga.....

Main- aisa kya....hmm....ek kaam kijiye......(Aur fir maine pappu mama ko kuch samjha diya...jise sun kar wo khush ho gaye)

Pappu- theek hai beta.....hum abhi intzaam karte hai.....fir call karta hu....

Main- hmm...aur bedio call karna....main bhi to dekhu ki kameene ne kya-kya chhupa kar rakha hai.....

Aur fir pappu call cut kar ke dyaanchand ko baandhne ka bol deta hai......

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Damini Ke Ghar..........


Jaise hi maine call rakha to mere baju me leti hui sonam mujhe ajeeb najron se ghoorne lagi.....

Main- ab tumhe kya hua.....

Sonam- aap ye sab kyo kar rahe hai....kya ye sahi hai....

Main- kyo....isme galat kya hai....

Sonam- kusi ki jaan lena aapko galat nhi lagta....kya insaan ki jaan ki aapke liye koi keemat nhi....

Main- hai...bilkul hai....par jo insaan apni insaaniyat bhool kar dusre insaan ki jaan lene patlr utaaru ho jaaye...wo insaan kahlane ke layak nhi.....

Sonam- tab to aap bhi nhi hai....

Main(ghoor kar)- sonam.....tum janti bhi ho ki tum kya bol rahi hu.....

Sonam- sorry...par aap dusron ki jaan lege to aapko kya bolu....

Main- tumhe pata hai ki tumhare maa-papa ke sath kya hua...kyo hua...kaise hua....

Sonam- hmm.....

Main- to tum nhi chahti ki unko insaaf mile....unko aisi dardnaak mout dene walo ko saza mile.....

Sonam- chahti hu....par uske liye kanoon banaya gaya hai.....

Main- umh...tumhe lagta hai ki kanoon in darindo ka kuch bigaad sakta hai.....nhi...ye saale kanoon ko apne bistar ki randi samjhte hai....sala jaisa chahe waisa use kar ke fek dete hai...samjhi....

Sonam- aur aap...kya aap kanoon ko mante hai...

Main- haa....manta hu....par us kanoon ko nhi jo samaaj ke liye banaya gaya hai....main khud ka kanoon banata hu..aur usi hisaab se logo ka hisaab karta hu....

Sonam- matlab aap bhi kanoon todte hai.....

Main- haa....us kanoon ko jaroor jo logo ke liye banaya gaya hai....par main apne banaye kanoon ko kisi keemat par nhi todta....

Sonam- to aapka kanoon kya kahta hai....agar koi galat kare to use maar do...yahi na....

Main- haa....yahi.....yahi mera kanoon hai...aur yahi sahi bhi hai....

Sonam- hmm...to fir aapke baare me aapka kanoon alag kyo...

Main(ghoor kar)- kya....iska kya matlab....

Sonam(aankho me dekh kar)- aapko lagta hai ki aap puri tarah sahi hai.....

Main sonam ka ye sawaal sun kar kuch pal ke liye khamosh rah gaya....kyoki sach yahi tha ki main bhi kahi na kahi galat hu....

Sonam- kya hua.....kya aapka kanoon aapke saamne aate hi past pad gaya....kya ab aapke kanoon me itni himaat nhi ki wo aapko sahi aur galat ki pahchan kara sake....ya aapme itni himmat nhi ki aap apne hi bataye kanoon ka saamna kar sake.....

Main(najren ghuma kar)- tumhe kapde pahan lene chahiye.....

Sonam- ye meri baat ka jawaab nhi hua.....

Main- kaha na.....kapde pahno....

Aur main khud uth kar apne kapde pahanne laga....aur sinam ne bhi mera mood dekh kar chupchap kapde pahan liye.....

Sonam(kaode pahan kar)- gussa ho gaye....sorry....mera wo matlab.....

Main(beech me)- nhi.....sorry nhi....tumne jo kaha wo sahi hai.....saayad bahut hi sahi......

Sonam- to kya aap mante hai ki aap galat ho.....

Main- nhi...kabhi nhi....main janta hu ki main kya kar raha hu...kyo kar raha hu...aur kis liye kar raha hu....ho sakta hai ki maine kuch galtiya ki ho....par....kisi acche maqsad ke raste me kuch bure karm bhi karne hi hote hai....samjhi....

Sonam- tab to aapko ye bhi sochna chahiye ki dusre bhi apne maqsad ko haasil karne ke liye bure karm kar sakte hai...to unhe saza kisliye.....

Main(joor se)- kyoki wo jaan-bhoojh kar wo karm karte hai....unka maqsad hi bebuniyaad hota hai.....agar sahi hota to is sab ki noubat hi na aati.....par main janta hu...ki wo galat the....galat hai.. aur galat hi rahege...isliye unko saza dene ke liye mujhe kabhi afsoos nhi hota.....samjhi.....

Sonam- samjhi....par aapka kya....kya aap sabki najron me apne aapko sahi saabit kar sakte hai....haa....

Main(ghoor kar)- mujhe uski jaroorat nhi....aur ab tum dhyaan se suno....tum bhale hi mujhe galat samjho....mujhe kuch bhi bolo....par isse main rukne wala nhi....main us har saksh ko mita duga jo mere raste ki rukawat banega....ya fir mere apno ko dard dega....samjhi.....

Sonam(mera hath pakad kar)- par aapke apno ko aapki jaroorat hai....agar is sab me aapko kuch ho gaya to....to hum sab ka kya.....

Main(beech me)- kuch nhi hoga mujhe....main vada karta hu....is ladaai ko bhale hi maine suru nhi kiya tha....par iska ant main hi karuga....aur fir apne sabhi apno ke sath khushaal din gujaruga.....theek hai....tum jyada mat socho.....aaj hi tum damini-kamini aur baki sabke sath chali jao.....ab hum tabhi milege....jab main saare kameeno ko unke anjaam tak pahucha duga....ok...

Sonam- nhi....plz mujhe rukne dijiye na....main aapke kaam me koi dakhal nhi doogi....

Main- nhi....ye mumkin nhi....tum sab ki suraksha ki jimmedari meri hai.....aur main apni jimmedari bakhoobi nibata hu....aur haa....sonu bhi 1-2 din me wahi pahuch jayga.....ab uska kaam khatm hua....ok....

Sonam- par aap akele....plz....

Main- nhi bola na...ab zid nhi....ab aaram karo....raat ko safar karna hai...uuummmm...chalta hu....

Aur sonam ko kiss de kar main waha se nikal aaya.....aur seedha damini ke room me chala gaya.....waha main use saari baat samjhai aur fir apne ghar ki taraf nikal aaya.......

Aur waha mere nikalte hi sonam ne kisi ko msg kar diya.......

""MAINE APNI JAGAH PAHUCH GAI HU....AUR WO NAHI MANA.......TO AB BAS RAAT KA INTZAAR KARO....AUR IS BAAR CHOOKNA MAT......SAMJHE.....""


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Door sahar me.......



Ankit ke bataye idea ke hisaab se pappu, sonu aur unke aadmiyon ne dhyaanchand ko pura nanga kar ke uske jism ko blade se cut marna suru kar diya....

Aur har ek cut ke baad us jagah laal mirch powder dalne lage......

Dhyanchand- aahhhh.....saalo....bahut pachhtaoge....aaaahhhhhh.....

Sonu- wo hum dekh lege....pahle tujhe to thikane laga lu....

Dhyanchand- aaaaahhhh......chhod de saale....aaaahh...aaahhh...

Sonu lagtaar dhyanchand ke jishm ki cut marta raha aur pappu un par mirch powder dalta raha.....

Jisse dhyaanchand ki himmat tootne lagi aur wo dard se tadpata hua apne aapko chhodne ki minnate karne laga.....

Sonu- kya hua....nikal gai saari hekdi.....chal bol.....kaha hai sarojini ji....

Dhyanchand- aaahhhh.....wo..wo yahi hai......

Pappu- kya...yahi....matlab is ghar me.....

Dhyanchand- haa....isi ghar me....talghar me kaid hai.......

Pappu- kaha hai wo tal ghar....bol...kaha se jana hai...

Dhyaanchand- mere bedroom me.....almari ke neeche.....

Pappu- sach bol raha hai na.....

Sonu- ab bhi koi shaq hai kya....sach hi bol raha hai....aur jhooth nikla to fir se maze lege.......aap ja kar unhe le aao......tab tak main iska khyaal rakhta hu......

Itna sunte hi pappu , chunni urf jyoti ko sath le kar tal ghar me pahuch gaya....jaha sarojini ko rassiyon se baandh kar rakha hua tha.....aur wo besudh si padi thi....

Uski haalat dekh kar jyoti ke sath-sath pappu ki aankho se bhi aanshu tapak pade....

Unki haalat behad hi kharaab lag rahi thi...aur sareer bhi kaafi kamjoor ho chala tha.....

Jyoti(sisakte huye)- maa....ye...ye kya ho gaya....us kameene ne inhe...(aur jyoti ro padi)

Tabhi pappu aage bada aur kuch hi palo me sarojini ko aazaad kar diya.....par jaise hi pappu ne unke chehre par pani ke chhente maare...to hosh me aate hi wo joor-joor se cheekhne lagi.....

Sarojini- nhi....meri bacchi ko chhod do...chhod do meri bacchi ko.....chhod do....

Jyoti(aage bad kar)- maa...shant ho jaiye.....main yahi hu....maa....

Sarojini- nhi....door raho....meri bacchi ko chhod do....chhod do use.....

Pappu(jyoti ko dekh kar)- inhe hua kya hai....

Jyoti- pata nhi...saauad koi sadma laga ho....

Pappu- theek hai...pahle inhe doctor ke paas le jaate hai.....main ankit ko bata deta hu....

Jyoti - jeth ji.....use pahle aap ankit ko munni ke baare me bata do........kahi aisa na ho ki is kameene ke aadmi munni ko nuksaan pahucha de......

Pappu- matlab...wo log jante hai ki munni koun hai....

Jyoti - haa....par meri wajah se wo use kuch nhi karte the....par ab...

Pappu- samjh gaya....uski photo do....main ankit ko bhejta hu...

Aur fir pappu ne mujhe ek msg ke sath munni ki photo bhej di......


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Aur yaha jaise hi maine msg dekha to 1 minute ke liye mera dimaag ghoom gaya......

Main(photo dekh kar)- MEGHA.......MEGHA HI MUNNI HAI.......kya madhrchodi hai be.....ye kaise hua.....????




Note - Actually i wanted to post 2 updates...dats why its late.....but next update is in under process....will post tomorrow....ok






Update posted frnds.......

Hopw u'll like it.......

Thanks & Enjoyeeee.........
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Ab Aage........


Hotel Dikash Me........


Room me DJ , najam ko kutiya banaye puri taqat se chodta hua uski gaand par thappad barsa raha tha.....aur najam dard aur chudaai ke maze se cheekh rahi thi......

DJ - bol saali......aur kya bak kar aai hai...bol....

Najam- aaahhhh....kuch nhi....main use jhooth bola.....aaahhh...bol diya ki main sarfaraj ke sath thi....usi ke kahne par sabnam bani....

DJ- jhooth mat bola....yeeehhh....bol saali....aur kya bola.....

Najam- bas itna hi ki hum use maarne wale the.....aur kuch nhi....

DJ - sach me....ya aur bhi kuch hai.....

Najam-aaahhh...haa......wo sochta hai ki tum mantri ki wajah se uske piche ho.....

DJ(gaand me lund daal kar)- teri gaand aaj bhi kasi hui lagti hai.....

Najam- to pyaar se maaro na.....

DJ - pyaar gaya maa chudane.....tu ye bata ki mantri ki kya baat boli usne....

Najam- aaahh...wo mantri ko barbaad karna chahta hai...uski mami ki wajah se...

DJ - use pata hai ki wo mera bhai hai.....

Najam- haa....wo janta hai...aaaahhhh...main gaaii...aaahhhhhh...

DJ- main bhi aaya......yeeehhhhhh...yeeehhhh...yeehh....

Aur DJ najam ke sath bister par ludak jata hai.....

DJ(thodi der baad)- tu aaj bhi bada maza deti hai meri jaan...uuummhhhh....ab bata...teri koun si kamjori uske hath lag gai....

Najam- humara beta.....

DJ(chounk kar)- kya....humara....ye saali randi.....ye kya bak rahi hai....humara koun sa beta....

Najam- main sach bol rahi hu.....wo hum dono ka beta hai..jo ab uske hath lag gaya hai....tabhi to mujhe chuchap un dono ki baaten sunni padi....

DJ (gusse se)- chup kar....saali mera beta ho gaya aur mujhe pata bhi nhi...haatt...

Najam- main sach bol rahi hu....wo tab wajood me aaya jab tum jail ja chuke the...aur fir main bhi desh se bahar chali gai....tumhe batane ka mouka hi nhi mila.....

DJ- chup kar randi.....saali main janta hu ki tune waha ja kar kya-kya kiya....kitno se chudi hai tu....aur ab us paap ki paidaish ko mere palle baandh rahi hai....haa....

Itna sunte hi najam ki aankho se aanshu chhalak gaye....aur wo ek-tak DJ ko ghoorne lagi.....

DJ - oye...aise ghoorne se kuch nhi hota.....wo tera paap hai to tu dekh.....ab jaldi se taiyaar ho ja.....aaj raat tujhe sharabi ke paas jana hai...

Najam- kya...kyo....koun sharabi....

DJ- wo sab baad me...bas tujhe ja kar use khush karna hai.....taki wo meri chhoti chhamiya ko chhod de....samjhi...

Najam- to tum kisi aur ke liye mujhe uske sath litaoge....aisa kya khas hai usme....

DJ - isse tujhe koi matlab nhi....bas ye jaan le ki ek wahi hai jo us ladke ko kaabu me kar sakti hai....ab taiyaar ho ja.....aur sun.....fir se baccha na taang lana...pata chale ki kusi dusre ko paap ko mera naam dene lage....samjhi.....tab tak main us kamini damini ko dekhta hu.....saali ne mere bhai ko fasaya....ab pura pariwar bhugtega.....bas kuch der me hi sab khatm......

Itna bol kar DJ bathroom me ghus gaya aur Najam ne turant kisi ko call kar diya.....

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Damini ke ghar..........


Main parul ke sath room me baitha hi tha ki tabhi mujhe ek msg mila aur main kuch call kar ke damini ke ghar pahuch gaya.........

Jab main damini ke ghar pahucha to mere saamne damini ka pura pariwar khada tha....aur sath me payal aur uska pati bhi.....

Damini- tum ye sab kyo kar rahe ho.....

Main- kya baat hai....na hello , na haay, na chai, na coffy.....seedha sawaal.....

Damini- maaf karna....main bhi...par kya karu....jabse tumne bola hai ki hum sabko jana hoga....tabhi se dimaaag kaam nhi kar raha.....

Main- samjh sakta hu....par isme ghabrane jaosa kuch nhi hai....samjh lo ki tum family trip par ja rahi ho....

Damini- par kuch to batao....aakhir baat kya hai....

Main- kuch khas hai....aur ye sab tumhari security ke liye hai....

Kamini- kya wo log hume maarna chahte hai.....

Main- saayad....kuch kah nhi sakte....well...jo bhi ho...mere rahte tum logo ko kharoch bhi nhi aaygi....ab ja kar apni taiyari karo.....aur koi mujhe ek coffy la kar do....

Kamini(muskura kar)- oh sorry....maon abhi bhijwati hu....

Damini(sabke jane ke baad)- koun hai iske piche......

Main- kuch kameene log.....jinhe lagta hai ki tumhari wajah se hi mantri ki band baji hai.....

Damini- waise baat to sahi hai.....matri ki biwi ko kabu karne me maine hi sath diya tha.....

Main- hmm...aur wo kisi ne uske bhai ko bata diya hai....

Damini- isiliye humare gaurds ki mout hui na....wo log hume maarne aaye the....hai na....

Main- haa....par mere aadmiyon ne unhe rok liya tha.....but us gaurd ko nhi bacha sake.....sorry....

Damini- to kya wo fir se aayge.....

Main- aisa kuch nhi hoga....tum bas meri baat mano.....main jald hi sab theek kar duga.....

Damini- mujhe bharosha hai tum par....lo coffy pio....aur fir us sonam ko sambhalo......jabse aai hai tabhi se tumse milne ko mari ja rahi hai....pata nhi aisa kya hai tumhare andar.....log deewane ban jate hai.....

Main(coffy ki chuski maar kar)- tumhe to pata hi hoga.......hmm..

Damini(muskura kar)- bahur acchi tarah...ab ja kar use sambhalo.......

Main- kyo nhi.....bas abhi aata hu....tum intzaar karo....aur yaad rahe...ye attack wali baat kisi ko pata na chale.....samjhi......

Damini- main bhi nhi chahti ki mera pariwar kouff me rahe.....main sabko ready karti hu....bas ab hum sab tumhare bharoshe hai....

Main- hmm....sab theek hoga.....aata hu....

Aur fir jaise hi main uper bane room me enter hua to sonam bed se uth kar lagbhag bhaagte hiye mere seene se lipat kar rone lagi.....

Main- hey....tum..tum ro kyo rahi hu....

Sonam- thank god ki aap theek ho.....

Main(sir sahla kar)- are....mujhe kuch nhi hone wala.....bahut bada kameena hu main...itni aasaani se nhi jauga....

Sonam(hath maar kar)- chup rahiye....yaha meri jaan par bani hai aur aapko majaak soojh raha hai....

Main(sonam ka chehra haatho me thaam kar)- nhi...ye majaak nhi.....sach hai....mujhe kuch nhi hone wala....hmm...ab jara muskura do....mujhe tere chehre par ye aanshu pasand nhi aate....

Sonam(aankh saaf kar ke)- hmm....kaise hai aap.....

Main- bas....ye puchne ke liye itna tadap rahi thi....mujhe to laga....

Sonam(beech me)- kya laga....

Main- are wahi...mujhe laga ki yaha aauga to mujhe apni sonam ka pyaar milega.....kuch hum karege....kuch tum karogi...kuch kuchi-ku jaisa....

Sonam(sharma kar)- aapko bas ek hi cheej dikhti hai....hai na....

Main- accha...tum kya mujhe tharki samjhti ho...theek hai...main chalta hu....bye...

Sonam(seene se chipak kar)- sochna bhi mat......

Main- accha....to mujhe yaha rukne ki wajah do....

Sonam- wajah aapki baahon me hai......

Main- soch lo....meri baat n me aane wali pise bina nhi jati...

Sonam(kas kar pakad kar)- to pees do....

Main(muskura kar)- khushi se....

Aur maine sonam ko uthaya aur bed par lita kar uske uper let gaya.....aur dekhte hi dekhte hum dono ek-dusre ke hontho ko betahasa choosne lage......

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Door Sahar Me.........


Jaise hi dhyanchand ke pair me goli lagi to wo tadapta hua farsh par gir gaya.....aur tabhi room me ek ladka aaya.....jise dekh kar pappu muskura utha.....

Pappu- accha hua tum waqt par aa gaye....

Saamne- hmm...aur buddhe....kaisa hai ab....jinda to hai....swagat nhi karoge mera.....haa...hahahaha.....

Aur us ladke ke sath-sath pappu ke thahake bhi room me goonjne lage.....

Dhyanchand(tadapta hua)- aaahhh....tu....tu hai koun....

Ladka- main.....are mera naam jan kar kya karega tu...waise bhi marne hi wala hai....fir bhi....marte huye insaan ko na nhi bolte.....to sun....naam hai sonu.....ankit ka dost.....( sonu - sushma ka beta )

Dhyanchand (tadapta hua)- tune mujhe kyo mara....meri tujhse...aah....kya dushmani......

Sonu(aage badta hua)- dost ka dushman.....matlab mera dushman.....aur haa....tum jaiso ki wajah se maine bahut kuch khoya hai.....isliye teri jaan par kahi na kahi mera haq bhi banta hai.....samjha....

Dhyanchand- par maine tera kya bigada....

Sonu(gusse se)- kya bigada.....to sun....tere laalch ke chakkar me maine apne maa-baap ko kho diya.....aur unki mout ka hisaab to chukana hi hoga.....hai na....

Dhyanchand- par main to unhe janta bhi nhi...to fir...

Sonu(beech me)- abe chup....sala...tu janta nhi...to sun...wo bhi nhi jante the ki unhe kyo mara gaya....par maare gaye na....isliye jaise ko taisa....unki mout ki wajah wo khud nhi the....isliye teri mout ki wajah bhi main nhi.....bas katil main hi banuga.....

Ye bolte huye sonu ne dhyan chand par gun taan di....par pappu ne use rok liya....

Pappu- nhi...abhi nhi....abhi isko bahut se jawaab dene hai.....

Sonu- aisa kya....to chal....bhoukna suru kar buddhe....pappu mama....aap sawaal karo...dekhta hu sala kaise nhi bolta.....

Pappu- hmm...to batao dhyanchand.....sarojini tai kaha hai....

Dhyanchand(ghoor kar)- nhi batauga....kabhi nhhhiiiii...aaaahhhhh......kameene.....

Dhyanchand ke muh se jaise hi na nikla....waise hi sonu ne ek goli chalai aur dhyanchand ka dusra pair bhi goli se chhid gaya.....

Dhyanchand- saalo....aahhh...marna hai maar do.....par main kabhi nhi batauga ki wo kaha hai.....

Sonu(chilla kar)- bata de buddhe warna puri gun tere bheje me khali kar duga....

Dhyanchand(gusse se)- to maar na....roka kisne hai...maar saale.....par itna yaad rakh..mere bete tujhe bhi nhi chhodege...tu bhi marega....tum sab maroge....samjhe....

Pappu- dekh...sarafat se muh khol de....nhi to hum teri aisi haalat karege ki tu mout ki bheek magega...par tujhe mout nhi milegi....samjha....ab soch le....

Dhyanchand(muskura kar)- kya babu....mujhe dhamka rahe ho...haa....hahaha.....aisi dhamkiya mera muh na khulwa paygi.....bahit moti chamdi hai meri.....main muh nhi kholuga to matlab nhi kholuga....

Pappu(gusse se)- to tu aise hi mar....sonu.....maar de saale ko....

Jyoti- nhi jeth ji....nhi...agar ye mar gaya to meri maa kabhi nhi mil paygi...aur hum kabhi nhi jaan payge ki khajane ka raaj kya hai....

Sonu- kya....to kya tumhari maa ko khajane ka raaj pata hai...

Jyoti- saayad...kyoki agar aisa nhi hota to wo ab tak jinda na rahti....kuch to aisa hai jo wo apne seene me sambhal kar rakhe huye hai.....saayad kisi khas ke liye....saayad humare ankit ke liye... .

Pappu- ankit...haa...ab usi se puchte hai ki is kameene ka kya kare....sala....sonu....ankit ko ca karo....

Sonu- hmm...(aadmiyon se)- oh hello....in logo ko aazaad karo...aur is kameene ko sambhalo......

Aur fir sonu , ankit ko call lagata hai.......

( Call Par )

Sonu- hello....

Main- hi....bapisi kaisi rahi....

Sonu- umm...badiya hi hai....jis cheej se door gaya tha....wahi fir se suru ho gai.....fir se wahi khoon kharaba....

Main- oh ho....matlab tumhari jaroorat pad hi gai.....

Sonu- ha bhai....buddha bada chalaak nikla....

Main- nhi....buddha nhi....par uske sathi jaroor ho sakte hai.....

Sonu- kahi tum DJ ki baat to nhi kar rahe....

Main- haa....mujhe yakeen tha ki DJ ki pappu mama par najar jaroor hogi....kyoki usi ke kahne par hi to us rekha ne mere mama-mami ko fasaya tha.....

Sonu- hmm..par ek baat saayad tum nhi jante.....ye buddha us DJ ka sathi nhi hai....

Main- kya....sathi nhi....to fir iski kya dushmani hai mama se....

Sonu- dushmani ki wajah hai khoon ka rishta....

Main- tum kahna kya chahte ho....

Sonu- yahi ki ye buddha...us kameene ka baap hai....

Main(chounk kar)- kya....DJ ka baap.....oh my....ab samjha ki ye kameenepan ki suruwat kaha se hui....chhodna mat saale ko.....

Sonu(muskura kar)- ye kya bolne ki baat hai....main to ise abhi narakbaasi bana sakta hu....par tumhare mama ne rukne ko bola hai....saayad kuch hai iske paas jo tumhare liye jaroori ho....

Main- ohh....jara mama ko phon dena.....

Pappu(phon le kar)- ha ankit.....

Main- aap theek to ho na....

Pappu- ha beta....main theek hu.....sonu ko bhejna kaam aa gaya.....

Main- haa...main janta tha ki wo DJ kameenapan jaroor karega....isliye aap par najar rakhi...aur aapke nikalte hi jab dharam ne call kiya to use lapet liya...bas...for to pura plan saamne aa gaya....

Pappu- par ek baat samjh nhi aai...tumhe dharam par shaq kaise hua.....

Main- pata nhi....main bas itna janta tha ki ho na ho aapko gaon wale hi dhokha dege....isliye maine har ek insaan par najar rakhwai...jisse aapne baat ki thi....main janta tha ki kuch to hai...jo gaon se juda hai...aur wahi kaam aa gaya....

Pappu- hmm...bahut aage ki soch lete ho beta...

Main(muskura kar)- kya karu mama....sawaal jab jindagi aur mout ka ho...tab dimaag apne aap tej bhagne lagta hai.....waise bhi main har kisi par bharosha nhi karta....kya karu...apno ne hi itni thokar maari hai ki sab bharosha toot chuka hai....

Pappu- main samjhta hu beta....kyoki main bhi unme se ek hu....mujhe maaf kar dena....

Main- aap maafi mat magiye....aap bas jald se jald us buddhe ka muh khulwaiye....

Pappu- par wo kameena muh kholne ko taiyaar hi nhi...bolta hai ki maar de....muh nhi kholuga.....

Main- aisa kya....hmm....ek kaam kijiye......(Aur fir maine pappu mama ko kuch samjha diya...jise sun kar wo khush ho gaye)

Pappu- theek hai beta.....hum abhi intzaam karte hai.....fir call karta hu....

Main- hmm...aur bedio call karna....main bhi to dekhu ki kameene ne kya-kya chhupa kar rakha hai.....

Aur fir pappu call cut kar ke dyaanchand ko baandhne ka bol deta hai......

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Damini Ke Ghar..........


Jaise hi maine call rakha to mere baju me leti hui sonam mujhe ajeeb najron se ghoorne lagi.....

Main- ab tumhe kya hua.....

Sonam- aap ye sab kyo kar rahe hai....kya ye sahi hai....

Main- kyo....isme galat kya hai....

Sonam- kusi ki jaan lena aapko galat nhi lagta....kya insaan ki jaan ki aapke liye koi keemat nhi....

Main- hai...bilkul hai....par jo insaan apni insaaniyat bhool kar dusre insaan ki jaan lene patlr utaaru ho jaaye...wo insaan kahlane ke layak nhi.....

Sonam- tab to aap bhi nhi hai....

Main(ghoor kar)- sonam.....tum janti bhi ho ki tum kya bol rahi hu.....

Sonam- sorry...par aap dusron ki jaan lege to aapko kya bolu....

Main- tumhe pata hai ki tumhare maa-papa ke sath kya hua...kyo hua...kaise hua....

Sonam- hmm.....

Main- to tum nhi chahti ki unko insaaf mile....unko aisi dardnaak mout dene walo ko saza mile.....

Sonam- chahti hu....par uske liye kanoon banaya gaya hai.....

Main- umh...tumhe lagta hai ki kanoon in darindo ka kuch bigaad sakta hai.....nhi...ye saale kanoon ko apne bistar ki randi samjhte hai....sala jaisa chahe waisa use kar ke fek dete hai...samjhi....

Sonam- aur aap...kya aap kanoon ko mante hai...

Main- haa....manta hu....par us kanoon ko nhi jo samaaj ke liye banaya gaya hai....main khud ka kanoon banata hu..aur usi hisaab se logo ka hisaab karta hu....

Sonam- matlab aap bhi kanoon todte hai.....

Main- haa....us kanoon ko jaroor jo logo ke liye banaya gaya hai....par main apne banaye kanoon ko kisi keemat par nhi todta....

Sonam- to aapka kanoon kya kahta hai....agar koi galat kare to use maar do...yahi na....

Main- haa....yahi.....yahi mera kanoon hai...aur yahi sahi bhi hai....

Sonam- hmm...to fir aapke baare me aapka kanoon alag kyo...

Main(ghoor kar)- kya....iska kya matlab....

Sonam(aankho me dekh kar)- aapko lagta hai ki aap puri tarah sahi hai.....

Main sonam ka ye sawaal sun kar kuch pal ke liye khamosh rah gaya....kyoki sach yahi tha ki main bhi kahi na kahi galat hu....

Sonam- kya hua.....kya aapka kanoon aapke saamne aate hi past pad gaya....kya ab aapke kanoon me itni himaat nhi ki wo aapko sahi aur galat ki pahchan kara sake....ya aapme itni himmat nhi ki aap apne hi bataye kanoon ka saamna kar sake.....

Main(najren ghuma kar)- tumhe kapde pahan lene chahiye.....

Sonam- ye meri baat ka jawaab nhi hua.....

Main- kaha na.....kapde pahno....

Aur main khud uth kar apne kapde pahanne laga....aur sinam ne bhi mera mood dekh kar chupchap kapde pahan liye.....

Sonam(kaode pahan kar)- gussa ho gaye....sorry....mera wo matlab.....

Main(beech me)- nhi.....sorry nhi....tumne jo kaha wo sahi hai.....saayad bahut hi sahi......

Sonam- to kya aap mante hai ki aap galat ho.....

Main- nhi...kabhi nhi....main janta hu ki main kya kar raha hu...kyo kar raha hu...aur kis liye kar raha hu....ho sakta hai ki maine kuch galtiya ki ho....par....kisi acche maqsad ke raste me kuch bure karm bhi karne hi hote hai....samjhi....

Sonam- tab to aapko ye bhi sochna chahiye ki dusre bhi apne maqsad ko haasil karne ke liye bure karm kar sakte hai...to unhe saza kisliye.....

Main(joor se)- kyoki wo jaan-bhoojh kar wo karm karte hai....unka maqsad hi bebuniyaad hota hai.....agar sahi hota to is sab ki noubat hi na aati.....par main janta hu...ki wo galat the....galat hai.. aur galat hi rahege...isliye unko saza dene ke liye mujhe kabhi afsoos nhi hota.....samjhi.....

Sonam- samjhi....par aapka kya....kya aap sabki najron me apne aapko sahi saabit kar sakte hai....haa....

Main(ghoor kar)- mujhe uski jaroorat nhi....aur ab tum dhyaan se suno....tum bhale hi mujhe galat samjho....mujhe kuch bhi bolo....par isse main rukne wala nhi....main us har saksh ko mita duga jo mere raste ki rukawat banega....ya fir mere apno ko dard dega....samjhi.....

Sonam(mera hath pakad kar)- par aapke apno ko aapki jaroorat hai....agar is sab me aapko kuch ho gaya to....to hum sab ka kya.....

Main(beech me)- kuch nhi hoga mujhe....main vada karta hu....is ladaai ko bhale hi maine suru nhi kiya tha....par iska ant main hi karuga....aur fir apne sabhi apno ke sath khushaal din gujaruga.....theek hai....tum jyada mat socho.....aaj hi tum damini-kamini aur baki sabke sath chali jao.....ab hum tabhi milege....jab main saare kameeno ko unke anjaam tak pahucha duga....ok...

Sonam- nhi....plz mujhe rukne dijiye na....main aapke kaam me koi dakhal nhi doogi....

Main- nhi....ye mumkin nhi....tum sab ki suraksha ki jimmedari meri hai.....aur main apni jimmedari bakhoobi nibata hu....aur haa....sonu bhi 1-2 din me wahi pahuch jayga.....ab uska kaam khatm hua....ok....

Sonam- par aap akele....plz....

Main- nhi bola na...ab zid nhi....ab aaram karo....raat ko safar karna hai...uuummmm...chalta hu....

Aur sonam ko kiss de kar main waha se nikal aaya.....aur seedha damini ke room me chala gaya.....waha main use saari baat samjhai aur fir apne ghar ki taraf nikal aaya.......

Aur waha mere nikalte hi sonam ne kisi ko msg kar diya.......

""MAINE APNI JAGAH PAHUCH GAI HU....AUR WO NAHI MANA.......TO AB BAS RAAT KA INTZAAR KARO....AUR IS BAAR CHOOKNA MAT......SAMJHE.....""


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Door sahar me.......



Ankit ke bataye idea ke hisaab se pappu, sonu aur unke aadmiyon ne dhyaanchand ko pura nanga kar ke uske jism ko blade se cut marna suru kar diya....

Aur har ek cut ke baad us jagah laal mirch powder dalne lage......

Dhyanchand- aahhhh.....saalo....bahut pachhtaoge....aaaahhhhhh.....

Sonu- wo hum dekh lege....pahle tujhe to thikane laga lu....

Dhyanchand- aaaaahhhh......chhod de saale....aaaahh...aaahhh...

Sonu lagtaar dhyanchand ke jishm ki cut marta raha aur pappu un par mirch powder dalta raha.....

Jisse dhyaanchand ki himmat tootne lagi aur wo dard se tadpata hua apne aapko chhodne ki minnate karne laga.....

Sonu- kya hua....nikal gai saari hekdi.....chal bol.....kaha hai sarojini ji....

Dhyanchand- aaahhhh.....wo..wo yahi hai......

Pappu- kya...yahi....matlab is ghar me.....

Dhyanchand- haa....isi ghar me....talghar me kaid hai.......

Pappu- kaha hai wo tal ghar....bol...kaha se jana hai...

Dhyaanchand- mere bedroom me.....almari ke neeche.....

Pappu- sach bol raha hai na.....

Sonu- ab bhi koi shaq hai kya....sach hi bol raha hai....aur jhooth nikla to fir se maze lege.......aap ja kar unhe le aao......tab tak main iska khyaal rakhta hu......

Itna sunte hi pappu , chunni urf jyoti ko sath le kar tal ghar me pahuch gaya....jaha sarojini ko rassiyon se baandh kar rakha hua tha.....aur wo besudh si padi thi....

Uski haalat dekh kar jyoti ke sath-sath pappu ki aankho se bhi aanshu tapak pade....

Unki haalat behad hi kharaab lag rahi thi...aur sareer bhi kaafi kamjoor ho chala tha.....

Jyoti(sisakte huye)- maa....ye...ye kya ho gaya....us kameene ne inhe...(aur jyoti ro padi)

Tabhi pappu aage bada aur kuch hi palo me sarojini ko aazaad kar diya.....par jaise hi pappu ne unke chehre par pani ke chhente maare...to hosh me aate hi wo joor-joor se cheekhne lagi.....

Sarojini- nhi....meri bacchi ko chhod do...chhod do meri bacchi ko.....chhod do....

Jyoti(aage bad kar)- maa...shant ho jaiye.....main yahi hu....maa....

Sarojini- nhi....door raho....meri bacchi ko chhod do....chhod do use.....

Pappu(jyoti ko dekh kar)- inhe hua kya hai....

Jyoti- pata nhi...saauad koi sadma laga ho....

Pappu- theek hai...pahle inhe doctor ke paas le jaate hai.....main ankit ko bata deta hu....

Jyoti - jeth ji.....use pahle aap ankit ko munni ke baare me bata do........kahi aisa na ho ki is kameene ke aadmi munni ko nuksaan pahucha de......

Pappu- matlab...wo log jante hai ki munni koun hai....

Jyoti - haa....par meri wajah se wo use kuch nhi karte the....par ab...

Pappu- samjh gaya....uski photo do....main ankit ko bhejta hu...

Aur fir pappu ne mujhe ek msg ke sath munni ki photo bhej di......


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Aur yaha jaise hi maine msg dekha to 1 minute ke liye mera dimaag ghoom gaya......

Main(photo dekh kar)- MEGHA.......MEGHA HI MUNNI HAI.......kya madhrchodi hai be.....ye kaise hua.....????




Note - Actually i wanted to post 2 updates...dats why its late.....but next update is in under process....will post tomorrow....ok






Update posted frnds.......

Hopw u'll like it.......

Thanks & Enjoyeeee.........
Awesome Update.
To ab sonam ne bhi gaddari ki to kya Sonu bhi ab daga dega ? Sarojni mil gayi aur munni megha hai par kya use kuchh malum na hai ?
Damini ki faimly ek baar bach par agar somam dhokha de rahi to agli baar kaise bachegi ?
Shyad Dj ke es rawiye se Najma ko farak pade ? Aur Anu ka kya hua sharabi ke pass jane ke baad thoda detail me bataeyega .
Agle update ka Besabri se intzar rahega
 

kamdev99008

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anu aur raksha ki maa megha........................wo hai sarojini ki beti munni........................wowwww

abhi to sonam ne kisko message kiya....wo bhi dekhna hai...............ye sonam hi hai ya....ye bhi mask hi hai
 

gauravrani

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Namaste sir.
Sharabhi jo hai wo ankit ka admi hai. Ya khud ankit ho sakta hai.
Anu ne kaka tha ki ap yaha. Matalab anu uski ejjat karta hai.
Jarur wo ankit hai.
Chunni sarojine ki badi beti aur usle sath aarojini ka bhai ho sakta hai.
Najma ka beta saririk aur mansik rup se kamjor . Yahi hota hai . Jab ghar sab hoshiyar ho per apna khun ki kamjor nikale.
Jaise richa ki beti riya. Ankit ke ghar me me dj ki wife hai. Mantri ne hi najma ke bete ka pata bataya hoga kyoki mantri ankit ke hat me hai. Aur najma ka beta ankit ke hat me hai. Aur anu ankit ke hath me hai. Ziya juhi ankit chuda he lega uska pata mantri batayega.ankit ke ghar alka asli hai ki nakali. Dj ab kya karega. Pappu bach bayega ki nahi. Sarijini ki beti ko chunni aur munni ko alka ka kyosa raj pata hai.
Ankit ko pata chal gaya ki uski maa alka badal di gayi hai.
Sir kuch sex chudai seen dikhao bahut din se nahi dekhane ko mila hai. Mami ka chudai seen aur bate bahut sexy hai. Muze to gaon ki aurato ki yad aa gayi.
Gaon ka seen kisi bui story me bahut bada rool hota hai. Gaon ka mausam goan ka ket me chudai. Gaon me ghar me chudai
Maa aur bete aur behen aur bhai. Aur chachi ,bhua , dadi chudai.
Agli story gaon ke upar likhana . Goan ka seen sex bahut maza ayega.
Apka bahut bada fan hu sir.
Thank you.
 

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Ab Aage........


Hotel Dikash Me........


Room me DJ , najam ko kutiya banaye puri taqat se chodta hua uski gaand par thappad barsa raha tha.....aur najam dard aur chudaai ke maze se cheekh rahi thi......

DJ - bol saali......aur kya bak kar aai hai...bol....

Najam- aaahhhh....kuch nhi....main use jhooth bola.....aaahhh...bol diya ki main sarfaraj ke sath thi....usi ke kahne par sabnam bani....

DJ- jhooth mat bola....yeeehhh....bol saali....aur kya bola.....

Najam- bas itna hi ki hum use maarne wale the.....aur kuch nhi....

DJ - sach me....ya aur bhi kuch hai.....

Najam-aaahhh...haa......wo sochta hai ki tum mantri ki wajah se uske piche ho.....

DJ(gaand me lund daal kar)- teri gaand aaj bhi kasi hui lagti hai.....

Najam- to pyaar se maaro na.....

DJ - pyaar gaya maa chudane.....tu ye bata ki mantri ki kya baat boli usne....

Najam- aaahh...wo mantri ko barbaad karna chahta hai...uski mami ki wajah se...

DJ - use pata hai ki wo mera bhai hai.....

Najam- haa....wo janta hai...aaaahhhh...main gaaii...aaahhhhhh...

DJ- main bhi aaya......yeeehhhhhh...yeeehhhh...yeehh....

Aur DJ najam ke sath bister par ludak jata hai.....

DJ(thodi der baad)- tu aaj bhi bada maza deti hai meri jaan...uuummhhhh....ab bata...teri koun si kamjori uske hath lag gai....

Najam- humara beta.....

DJ(chounk kar)- kya....humara....ye saali randi.....ye kya bak rahi hai....humara koun sa beta....

Najam- main sach bol rahi hu.....wo hum dono ka beta hai..jo ab uske hath lag gaya hai....tabhi to mujhe chuchap un dono ki baaten sunni padi....

DJ (gusse se)- chup kar....saali mera beta ho gaya aur mujhe pata bhi nhi...haatt...

Najam- main sach bol rahi hu....wo tab wajood me aaya jab tum jail ja chuke the...aur fir main bhi desh se bahar chali gai....tumhe batane ka mouka hi nhi mila.....

DJ- chup kar randi.....saali main janta hu ki tune waha ja kar kya-kya kiya....kitno se chudi hai tu....aur ab us paap ki paidaish ko mere palle baandh rahi hai....haa....

Itna sunte hi najam ki aankho se aanshu chhalak gaye....aur wo ek-tak DJ ko ghoorne lagi.....

DJ - oye...aise ghoorne se kuch nhi hota.....wo tera paap hai to tu dekh.....ab jaldi se taiyaar ho ja.....aaj raat tujhe sharabi ke paas jana hai...

Najam- kya...kyo....koun sharabi....

DJ- wo sab baad me...bas tujhe ja kar use khush karna hai.....taki wo meri chhoti chhamiya ko chhod de....samjhi...

Najam- to tum kisi aur ke liye mujhe uske sath litaoge....aisa kya khas hai usme....

DJ - isse tujhe koi matlab nhi....bas ye jaan le ki ek wahi hai jo us ladke ko kaabu me kar sakti hai....ab taiyaar ho ja.....aur sun.....fir se baccha na taang lana...pata chale ki kusi dusre ko paap ko mera naam dene lage....samjhi.....tab tak main us kamini damini ko dekhta hu.....saali ne mere bhai ko fasaya....ab pura pariwar bhugtega.....bas kuch der me hi sab khatm......

Itna bol kar DJ bathroom me ghus gaya aur Najam ne turant kisi ko call kar diya.....

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Damini ke ghar..........


Main parul ke sath room me baitha hi tha ki tabhi mujhe ek msg mila aur main kuch call kar ke damini ke ghar pahuch gaya.........

Jab main damini ke ghar pahucha to mere saamne damini ka pura pariwar khada tha....aur sath me payal aur uska pati bhi.....

Damini- tum ye sab kyo kar rahe ho.....

Main- kya baat hai....na hello , na haay, na chai, na coffy.....seedha sawaal.....

Damini- maaf karna....main bhi...par kya karu....jabse tumne bola hai ki hum sabko jana hoga....tabhi se dimaaag kaam nhi kar raha.....

Main- samjh sakta hu....par isme ghabrane jaosa kuch nhi hai....samjh lo ki tum family trip par ja rahi ho....

Damini- par kuch to batao....aakhir baat kya hai....

Main- kuch khas hai....aur ye sab tumhari security ke liye hai....

Kamini- kya wo log hume maarna chahte hai.....

Main- saayad....kuch kah nhi sakte....well...jo bhi ho...mere rahte tum logo ko kharoch bhi nhi aaygi....ab ja kar apni taiyari karo.....aur koi mujhe ek coffy la kar do....

Kamini(muskura kar)- oh sorry....maon abhi bhijwati hu....

Damini(sabke jane ke baad)- koun hai iske piche......

Main- kuch kameene log.....jinhe lagta hai ki tumhari wajah se hi mantri ki band baji hai.....

Damini- waise baat to sahi hai.....matri ki biwi ko kabu karne me maine hi sath diya tha.....

Main- hmm...aur wo kisi ne uske bhai ko bata diya hai....

Damini- isiliye humare gaurds ki mout hui na....wo log hume maarne aaye the....hai na....

Main- haa....par mere aadmiyon ne unhe rok liya tha.....but us gaurd ko nhi bacha sake.....sorry....

Damini- to kya wo fir se aayge.....

Main- aisa kuch nhi hoga....tum bas meri baat mano.....main jald hi sab theek kar duga.....

Damini- mujhe bharosha hai tum par....lo coffy pio....aur fir us sonam ko sambhalo......jabse aai hai tabhi se tumse milne ko mari ja rahi hai....pata nhi aisa kya hai tumhare andar.....log deewane ban jate hai.....

Main(coffy ki chuski maar kar)- tumhe to pata hi hoga.......hmm..

Damini(muskura kar)- bahur acchi tarah...ab ja kar use sambhalo.......

Main- kyo nhi.....bas abhi aata hu....tum intzaar karo....aur yaad rahe...ye attack wali baat kisi ko pata na chale.....samjhi......

Damini- main bhi nhi chahti ki mera pariwar kouff me rahe.....main sabko ready karti hu....bas ab hum sab tumhare bharoshe hai....

Main- hmm....sab theek hoga.....aata hu....

Aur fir jaise hi main uper bane room me enter hua to sonam bed se uth kar lagbhag bhaagte hiye mere seene se lipat kar rone lagi.....

Main- hey....tum..tum ro kyo rahi hu....

Sonam- thank god ki aap theek ho.....

Main(sir sahla kar)- are....mujhe kuch nhi hone wala.....bahut bada kameena hu main...itni aasaani se nhi jauga....

Sonam(hath maar kar)- chup rahiye....yaha meri jaan par bani hai aur aapko majaak soojh raha hai....

Main(sonam ka chehra haatho me thaam kar)- nhi...ye majaak nhi.....sach hai....mujhe kuch nhi hone wala....hmm...ab jara muskura do....mujhe tere chehre par ye aanshu pasand nhi aate....

Sonam(aankh saaf kar ke)- hmm....kaise hai aap.....

Main- bas....ye puchne ke liye itna tadap rahi thi....mujhe to laga....

Sonam(beech me)- kya laga....

Main- are wahi...mujhe laga ki yaha aauga to mujhe apni sonam ka pyaar milega.....kuch hum karege....kuch tum karogi...kuch kuchi-ku jaisa....

Sonam(sharma kar)- aapko bas ek hi cheej dikhti hai....hai na....

Main- accha...tum kya mujhe tharki samjhti ho...theek hai...main chalta hu....bye...

Sonam(seene se chipak kar)- sochna bhi mat......

Main- accha....to mujhe yaha rukne ki wajah do....

Sonam- wajah aapki baahon me hai......

Main- soch lo....meri baat n me aane wali pise bina nhi jati...

Sonam(kas kar pakad kar)- to pees do....

Main(muskura kar)- khushi se....

Aur maine sonam ko uthaya aur bed par lita kar uske uper let gaya.....aur dekhte hi dekhte hum dono ek-dusre ke hontho ko betahasa choosne lage......

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Door Sahar Me.........


Jaise hi dhyanchand ke pair me goli lagi to wo tadapta hua farsh par gir gaya.....aur tabhi room me ek ladka aaya.....jise dekh kar pappu muskura utha.....

Pappu- accha hua tum waqt par aa gaye....

Saamne- hmm...aur buddhe....kaisa hai ab....jinda to hai....swagat nhi karoge mera.....haa...hahahaha.....

Aur us ladke ke sath-sath pappu ke thahake bhi room me goonjne lage.....

Dhyanchand(tadapta hua)- aaahhh....tu....tu hai koun....

Ladka- main.....are mera naam jan kar kya karega tu...waise bhi marne hi wala hai....fir bhi....marte huye insaan ko na nhi bolte.....to sun....naam hai sonu.....ankit ka dost.....( sonu - sushma ka beta )

Dhyanchand (tadapta hua)- tune mujhe kyo mara....meri tujhse...aah....kya dushmani......

Sonu(aage badta hua)- dost ka dushman.....matlab mera dushman.....aur haa....tum jaiso ki wajah se maine bahut kuch khoya hai.....isliye teri jaan par kahi na kahi mera haq bhi banta hai.....samjha....

Dhyanchand- par maine tera kya bigada....

Sonu(gusse se)- kya bigada.....to sun....tere laalch ke chakkar me maine apne maa-baap ko kho diya.....aur unki mout ka hisaab to chukana hi hoga.....hai na....

Dhyanchand- par main to unhe janta bhi nhi...to fir...

Sonu(beech me)- abe chup....sala...tu janta nhi...to sun...wo bhi nhi jante the ki unhe kyo mara gaya....par maare gaye na....isliye jaise ko taisa....unki mout ki wajah wo khud nhi the....isliye teri mout ki wajah bhi main nhi.....bas katil main hi banuga.....

Ye bolte huye sonu ne dhyan chand par gun taan di....par pappu ne use rok liya....

Pappu- nhi...abhi nhi....abhi isko bahut se jawaab dene hai.....

Sonu- aisa kya....to chal....bhoukna suru kar buddhe....pappu mama....aap sawaal karo...dekhta hu sala kaise nhi bolta.....

Pappu- hmm...to batao dhyanchand.....sarojini tai kaha hai....

Dhyanchand(ghoor kar)- nhi batauga....kabhi nhhhiiiii...aaaahhhhh......kameene.....

Dhyanchand ke muh se jaise hi na nikla....waise hi sonu ne ek goli chalai aur dhyanchand ka dusra pair bhi goli se chhid gaya.....

Dhyanchand- saalo....aahhh...marna hai maar do.....par main kabhi nhi batauga ki wo kaha hai.....

Sonu(chilla kar)- bata de buddhe warna puri gun tere bheje me khali kar duga....

Dhyanchand(gusse se)- to maar na....roka kisne hai...maar saale.....par itna yaad rakh..mere bete tujhe bhi nhi chhodege...tu bhi marega....tum sab maroge....samjhe....

Pappu- dekh...sarafat se muh khol de....nhi to hum teri aisi haalat karege ki tu mout ki bheek magega...par tujhe mout nhi milegi....samjha....ab soch le....

Dhyanchand(muskura kar)- kya babu....mujhe dhamka rahe ho...haa....hahaha.....aisi dhamkiya mera muh na khulwa paygi.....bahit moti chamdi hai meri.....main muh nhi kholuga to matlab nhi kholuga....

Pappu(gusse se)- to tu aise hi mar....sonu.....maar de saale ko....

Jyoti- nhi jeth ji....nhi...agar ye mar gaya to meri maa kabhi nhi mil paygi...aur hum kabhi nhi jaan payge ki khajane ka raaj kya hai....

Sonu- kya....to kya tumhari maa ko khajane ka raaj pata hai...

Jyoti- saayad...kyoki agar aisa nhi hota to wo ab tak jinda na rahti....kuch to aisa hai jo wo apne seene me sambhal kar rakhe huye hai.....saayad kisi khas ke liye....saayad humare ankit ke liye... .

Pappu- ankit...haa...ab usi se puchte hai ki is kameene ka kya kare....sala....sonu....ankit ko ca karo....

Sonu- hmm...(aadmiyon se)- oh hello....in logo ko aazaad karo...aur is kameene ko sambhalo......

Aur fir sonu , ankit ko call lagata hai.......

( Call Par )

Sonu- hello....

Main- hi....bapisi kaisi rahi....

Sonu- umm...badiya hi hai....jis cheej se door gaya tha....wahi fir se suru ho gai.....fir se wahi khoon kharaba....

Main- oh ho....matlab tumhari jaroorat pad hi gai.....

Sonu- ha bhai....buddha bada chalaak nikla....

Main- nhi....buddha nhi....par uske sathi jaroor ho sakte hai.....

Sonu- kahi tum DJ ki baat to nhi kar rahe....

Main- haa....mujhe yakeen tha ki DJ ki pappu mama par najar jaroor hogi....kyoki usi ke kahne par hi to us rekha ne mere mama-mami ko fasaya tha.....

Sonu- hmm..par ek baat saayad tum nhi jante.....ye buddha us DJ ka sathi nhi hai....

Main- kya....sathi nhi....to fir iski kya dushmani hai mama se....

Sonu- dushmani ki wajah hai khoon ka rishta....

Main- tum kahna kya chahte ho....

Sonu- yahi ki ye buddha...us kameene ka baap hai....

Main(chounk kar)- kya....DJ ka baap.....oh my....ab samjha ki ye kameenepan ki suruwat kaha se hui....chhodna mat saale ko.....

Sonu(muskura kar)- ye kya bolne ki baat hai....main to ise abhi narakbaasi bana sakta hu....par tumhare mama ne rukne ko bola hai....saayad kuch hai iske paas jo tumhare liye jaroori ho....

Main- ohh....jara mama ko phon dena.....

Pappu(phon le kar)- ha ankit.....

Main- aap theek to ho na....

Pappu- ha beta....main theek hu.....sonu ko bhejna kaam aa gaya.....

Main- haa...main janta tha ki wo DJ kameenapan jaroor karega....isliye aap par najar rakhi...aur aapke nikalte hi jab dharam ne call kiya to use lapet liya...bas...for to pura plan saamne aa gaya....

Pappu- par ek baat samjh nhi aai...tumhe dharam par shaq kaise hua.....

Main- pata nhi....main bas itna janta tha ki ho na ho aapko gaon wale hi dhokha dege....isliye maine har ek insaan par najar rakhwai...jisse aapne baat ki thi....main janta tha ki kuch to hai...jo gaon se juda hai...aur wahi kaam aa gaya....

Pappu- hmm...bahut aage ki soch lete ho beta...

Main(muskura kar)- kya karu mama....sawaal jab jindagi aur mout ka ho...tab dimaag apne aap tej bhagne lagta hai.....waise bhi main har kisi par bharosha nhi karta....kya karu...apno ne hi itni thokar maari hai ki sab bharosha toot chuka hai....

Pappu- main samjhta hu beta....kyoki main bhi unme se ek hu....mujhe maaf kar dena....

Main- aap maafi mat magiye....aap bas jald se jald us buddhe ka muh khulwaiye....

Pappu- par wo kameena muh kholne ko taiyaar hi nhi...bolta hai ki maar de....muh nhi kholuga.....

Main- aisa kya....hmm....ek kaam kijiye......(Aur fir maine pappu mama ko kuch samjha diya...jise sun kar wo khush ho gaye)

Pappu- theek hai beta.....hum abhi intzaam karte hai.....fir call karta hu....

Main- hmm...aur bedio call karna....main bhi to dekhu ki kameene ne kya-kya chhupa kar rakha hai.....

Aur fir pappu call cut kar ke dyaanchand ko baandhne ka bol deta hai......

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Damini Ke Ghar..........


Jaise hi maine call rakha to mere baju me leti hui sonam mujhe ajeeb najron se ghoorne lagi.....

Main- ab tumhe kya hua.....

Sonam- aap ye sab kyo kar rahe hai....kya ye sahi hai....

Main- kyo....isme galat kya hai....

Sonam- kusi ki jaan lena aapko galat nhi lagta....kya insaan ki jaan ki aapke liye koi keemat nhi....

Main- hai...bilkul hai....par jo insaan apni insaaniyat bhool kar dusre insaan ki jaan lene patlr utaaru ho jaaye...wo insaan kahlane ke layak nhi.....

Sonam- tab to aap bhi nhi hai....

Main(ghoor kar)- sonam.....tum janti bhi ho ki tum kya bol rahi hu.....

Sonam- sorry...par aap dusron ki jaan lege to aapko kya bolu....

Main- tumhe pata hai ki tumhare maa-papa ke sath kya hua...kyo hua...kaise hua....

Sonam- hmm.....

Main- to tum nhi chahti ki unko insaaf mile....unko aisi dardnaak mout dene walo ko saza mile.....

Sonam- chahti hu....par uske liye kanoon banaya gaya hai.....

Main- umh...tumhe lagta hai ki kanoon in darindo ka kuch bigaad sakta hai.....nhi...ye saale kanoon ko apne bistar ki randi samjhte hai....sala jaisa chahe waisa use kar ke fek dete hai...samjhi....

Sonam- aur aap...kya aap kanoon ko mante hai...

Main- haa....manta hu....par us kanoon ko nhi jo samaaj ke liye banaya gaya hai....main khud ka kanoon banata hu..aur usi hisaab se logo ka hisaab karta hu....

Sonam- matlab aap bhi kanoon todte hai.....

Main- haa....us kanoon ko jaroor jo logo ke liye banaya gaya hai....par main apne banaye kanoon ko kisi keemat par nhi todta....

Sonam- to aapka kanoon kya kahta hai....agar koi galat kare to use maar do...yahi na....

Main- haa....yahi.....yahi mera kanoon hai...aur yahi sahi bhi hai....

Sonam- hmm...to fir aapke baare me aapka kanoon alag kyo...

Main(ghoor kar)- kya....iska kya matlab....

Sonam(aankho me dekh kar)- aapko lagta hai ki aap puri tarah sahi hai.....

Main sonam ka ye sawaal sun kar kuch pal ke liye khamosh rah gaya....kyoki sach yahi tha ki main bhi kahi na kahi galat hu....

Sonam- kya hua.....kya aapka kanoon aapke saamne aate hi past pad gaya....kya ab aapke kanoon me itni himaat nhi ki wo aapko sahi aur galat ki pahchan kara sake....ya aapme itni himmat nhi ki aap apne hi bataye kanoon ka saamna kar sake.....

Main(najren ghuma kar)- tumhe kapde pahan lene chahiye.....

Sonam- ye meri baat ka jawaab nhi hua.....

Main- kaha na.....kapde pahno....

Aur main khud uth kar apne kapde pahanne laga....aur sinam ne bhi mera mood dekh kar chupchap kapde pahan liye.....

Sonam(kaode pahan kar)- gussa ho gaye....sorry....mera wo matlab.....

Main(beech me)- nhi.....sorry nhi....tumne jo kaha wo sahi hai.....saayad bahut hi sahi......

Sonam- to kya aap mante hai ki aap galat ho.....

Main- nhi...kabhi nhi....main janta hu ki main kya kar raha hu...kyo kar raha hu...aur kis liye kar raha hu....ho sakta hai ki maine kuch galtiya ki ho....par....kisi acche maqsad ke raste me kuch bure karm bhi karne hi hote hai....samjhi....

Sonam- tab to aapko ye bhi sochna chahiye ki dusre bhi apne maqsad ko haasil karne ke liye bure karm kar sakte hai...to unhe saza kisliye.....

Main(joor se)- kyoki wo jaan-bhoojh kar wo karm karte hai....unka maqsad hi bebuniyaad hota hai.....agar sahi hota to is sab ki noubat hi na aati.....par main janta hu...ki wo galat the....galat hai.. aur galat hi rahege...isliye unko saza dene ke liye mujhe kabhi afsoos nhi hota.....samjhi.....

Sonam- samjhi....par aapka kya....kya aap sabki najron me apne aapko sahi saabit kar sakte hai....haa....

Main(ghoor kar)- mujhe uski jaroorat nhi....aur ab tum dhyaan se suno....tum bhale hi mujhe galat samjho....mujhe kuch bhi bolo....par isse main rukne wala nhi....main us har saksh ko mita duga jo mere raste ki rukawat banega....ya fir mere apno ko dard dega....samjhi.....

Sonam(mera hath pakad kar)- par aapke apno ko aapki jaroorat hai....agar is sab me aapko kuch ho gaya to....to hum sab ka kya.....

Main(beech me)- kuch nhi hoga mujhe....main vada karta hu....is ladaai ko bhale hi maine suru nhi kiya tha....par iska ant main hi karuga....aur fir apne sabhi apno ke sath khushaal din gujaruga.....theek hai....tum jyada mat socho.....aaj hi tum damini-kamini aur baki sabke sath chali jao.....ab hum tabhi milege....jab main saare kameeno ko unke anjaam tak pahucha duga....ok...

Sonam- nhi....plz mujhe rukne dijiye na....main aapke kaam me koi dakhal nhi doogi....

Main- nhi....ye mumkin nhi....tum sab ki suraksha ki jimmedari meri hai.....aur main apni jimmedari bakhoobi nibata hu....aur haa....sonu bhi 1-2 din me wahi pahuch jayga.....ab uska kaam khatm hua....ok....

Sonam- par aap akele....plz....

Main- nhi bola na...ab zid nhi....ab aaram karo....raat ko safar karna hai...uuummmm...chalta hu....

Aur sonam ko kiss de kar main waha se nikal aaya.....aur seedha damini ke room me chala gaya.....waha main use saari baat samjhai aur fir apne ghar ki taraf nikal aaya.......

Aur waha mere nikalte hi sonam ne kisi ko msg kar diya.......

""MAINE APNI JAGAH PAHUCH GAI HU....AUR WO NAHI MANA.......TO AB BAS RAAT KA INTZAAR KARO....AUR IS BAAR CHOOKNA MAT......SAMJHE.....""


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Door sahar me.......



Ankit ke bataye idea ke hisaab se pappu, sonu aur unke aadmiyon ne dhyaanchand ko pura nanga kar ke uske jism ko blade se cut marna suru kar diya....

Aur har ek cut ke baad us jagah laal mirch powder dalne lage......

Dhyanchand- aahhhh.....saalo....bahut pachhtaoge....aaaahhhhhh.....

Sonu- wo hum dekh lege....pahle tujhe to thikane laga lu....

Dhyanchand- aaaaahhhh......chhod de saale....aaaahh...aaahhh...

Sonu lagtaar dhyanchand ke jishm ki cut marta raha aur pappu un par mirch powder dalta raha.....

Jisse dhyaanchand ki himmat tootne lagi aur wo dard se tadpata hua apne aapko chhodne ki minnate karne laga.....

Sonu- kya hua....nikal gai saari hekdi.....chal bol.....kaha hai sarojini ji....

Dhyanchand- aaahhhh.....wo..wo yahi hai......

Pappu- kya...yahi....matlab is ghar me.....

Dhyanchand- haa....isi ghar me....talghar me kaid hai.......

Pappu- kaha hai wo tal ghar....bol...kaha se jana hai...

Dhyaanchand- mere bedroom me.....almari ke neeche.....

Pappu- sach bol raha hai na.....

Sonu- ab bhi koi shaq hai kya....sach hi bol raha hai....aur jhooth nikla to fir se maze lege.......aap ja kar unhe le aao......tab tak main iska khyaal rakhta hu......

Itna sunte hi pappu , chunni urf jyoti ko sath le kar tal ghar me pahuch gaya....jaha sarojini ko rassiyon se baandh kar rakha hua tha.....aur wo besudh si padi thi....

Uski haalat dekh kar jyoti ke sath-sath pappu ki aankho se bhi aanshu tapak pade....

Unki haalat behad hi kharaab lag rahi thi...aur sareer bhi kaafi kamjoor ho chala tha.....

Jyoti(sisakte huye)- maa....ye...ye kya ho gaya....us kameene ne inhe...(aur jyoti ro padi)

Tabhi pappu aage bada aur kuch hi palo me sarojini ko aazaad kar diya.....par jaise hi pappu ne unke chehre par pani ke chhente maare...to hosh me aate hi wo joor-joor se cheekhne lagi.....

Sarojini- nhi....meri bacchi ko chhod do...chhod do meri bacchi ko.....chhod do....

Jyoti(aage bad kar)- maa...shant ho jaiye.....main yahi hu....maa....

Sarojini- nhi....door raho....meri bacchi ko chhod do....chhod do use.....

Pappu(jyoti ko dekh kar)- inhe hua kya hai....

Jyoti- pata nhi...saauad koi sadma laga ho....

Pappu- theek hai...pahle inhe doctor ke paas le jaate hai.....main ankit ko bata deta hu....

Jyoti - jeth ji.....use pahle aap ankit ko munni ke baare me bata do........kahi aisa na ho ki is kameene ke aadmi munni ko nuksaan pahucha de......

Pappu- matlab...wo log jante hai ki munni koun hai....

Jyoti - haa....par meri wajah se wo use kuch nhi karte the....par ab...

Pappu- samjh gaya....uski photo do....main ankit ko bhejta hu...

Aur fir pappu ne mujhe ek msg ke sath munni ki photo bhej di......


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Aur yaha jaise hi maine msg dekha to 1 minute ke liye mera dimaag ghoom gaya......

Main(photo dekh kar)- MEGHA.......MEGHA HI MUNNI HAI.......kya madhrchodi hai be.....ye kaise hua.....????




Note - Actually i wanted to post 2 updates...dats why its late.....but next update is in under process....will post tomorrow....ok






Update posted frnds.......

Hopw u'll like it.......

Thanks & Enjoyeeee.........
Bahut hi jaandar update. To dayachand ko bhokne par majbur kar hi diya. Lekin ye sonam kab badal di gayi he. Aur ye kaun he jo sonam bani hui he. Lagta he ki damini ka pariwar ab story se gayab hone wala he. To megha hi munni he. Sarojani lagta he abhi dimagi taur par sahi nahi he.

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