Update - 35
Main kuch der tak sochta raha ki phon wali koun ho sakti hai...par mujhe kuch samjh nhi aaya to maine use call kar diya....
( CALL PAR )
Main- hello...batao koun ho tum...
unknown-kya hua, nahi samjhe…
main-ji nahi…plzz aap batao na…
unknown-ok, ek clue aur deti hu...
main-ha bilkul…
unknown- intzaar me doobe the hum, or baat aapke dil ki jawan par aa gai….
Main-kya…???...main abhi bhi nahi samjha....
( Main to so ke abhi jaga tha...is haalat me kisi ko naam tak yaad nhi rahta or ye paheli puche ja rahi thi....ghanta samjh me aayga....)
Unknown-aapke pass time hi time hai...jab samjh jaaye to isi number par call karna...nahi to mat karna..ok
Main-are yaar ye to galat hai…aisa nahi hota…boliye na aap koun hai…????
Unknown- main aapke call ka intzaar karugi…par pata aapko khud hi lagana hoga…bbye…
Isse pahle ki main kuch kahta, usne call cut kar di….
Main (man me)-koun hai saali…2 line bol di or dimaag me tention daal di ki pahchano….koun ho sakti hai….???
Main soch hi raha tha ki mere room ke gate par koi aa gaya or knock karne laga…
Maine gate khola to saamne aunty thi…maine aunty ko andar kar ke gate band kiya or palat kar aunty mere gale se gal gai…
Main-ohh..aunty…kya hua..??
Aunty -beta..kya batau…choot teri yaad me ro rahi hai…
Main-are aunty itni si baat…aap kaho to abhi choot ko lund se mila du…
Aunty -beta man to bahut hai par abhi time nahi hai…
Aunty ne mujhe kiss karna suru kiya...aur maine aunty ki gannd ko dawana chalu kiya…..
Aunty -aahhh…beta abhi mat kar kuch bhi warna chude bina nahi ja paugi…
Main-to chudne ke baad chali jana…
Aunty -nahi beta , bacchi ki bidaai hai…waha sab wait kar rahe hai…abhi nahi…..
Main-ok aunty ….to ye bataiye ki aap yaha kyo aai thi…??
Aunty -are wo to tumne jagaane aai thi…neeche chal bidaai hone wali hai…fir kamini ko bol kar hum bhi chalte hai…
Main(aunty ko chhod kar)-ok, aap chalo main abhi aaya….
Aunty mujhe bula kar jane lagi aur gate open karte hi unhe kuch yaad aaya aur mud kar boli…
Aunty -are beta ek baat aur ..
Main-kya..??
Aunty -are wo sonu tumhe puch raha tha…
Main-koun sonu, apna sanjeev ya fir jo yaha aaya hai wo sonu…???
Aunty -are jo yaha hai…wo sushma ka beta..
Main-accha, kyo puch raha tha…???
Aunty -wo to nahi bataya…bas kah raha tha ki kuch baat karni hai…
Main(man me)-lagta hai sonu line par aa jayga…
Aunty -theek hai...neeche aa ja aur sonu se bhi mil lena...
Main-okk aunty,,,abhi aata hu...
Iske baad aunty neeche chali gai aur gate band karke main bathroom me fresh hone chala gaya….
Thodi der baad main fresh hone ke bad ready hua aur neeche jane ke liye nikal gaya…..
Neeche jaate huye main sochne laga ki necche mahol kaisa hoga….sab ro rahe hoge…aur mujhe ye sab bilkul accha nahi lagta tha…
Main fir sonu ke bare me sochne laga , ki kya baat karni hai sonu ko mujhse…kahi meri help to nahi mangne wala…lagta hai saale ko chudaai ka chska lagne laga hai…
Aise hi main sochte huye neeche pahuch gaya or haweli ke bahar gate ki taraf aa gaya…jaha bidaai ho rahi thi...
Waha maine dekha ki bidaai ho rahi thi or aourton ne rona suru kar diy a tha….kuch log aaram se ro rahe the or kuch old womens joor se ro rahi thi......
Kamini, damini, payal, sushma, sonam, or kajal…sab rone me busy thi…
Ek taraf aunty , deepa, richa aur manu khadi hui thi…unki aankhen bhi nam thi….
Aise mahol me aourton aur ladkiyo ki aankhe apne aap nam ho hi jati hai….pata nhi kyo....
Main bhi ek side khada ho kar sab dekhne laga…dekhte hi dekhte bidaai ho gai aur ladke wale chale gaye….
Jo ghar ki aourten thi wo sab roti hui andar chali gai , sath me relative aur frnd bhi andar chale gaye….ladkiya bhi subakte huye andar jane lagi…
Tabhi sonam ki nazar mujhse mili…aur maine dekha ki wo rote huye badi sweet dikh rahi thi..
Usne kuch der mujhe dekha or fir ladkiyon ke sath andar nikal gai….
Jo bhi gents the wo yaha-waha ho gaye…koi sone gaya to koi aaram se baithne …kuch ghoomne lage aur main sonu ko dekhne laga…
Tabhi mere piche se sonu ne mujhe bulaya…
Sonu-hello Ak....yha..
Main palat kar sonu ke pass pahucha or bola...
Main-aur bhai kya haal hai…
Sonu-are haal chhod , ye bata ki kha the tum…kabse dekh raha hu tumhe…
Main-main to so raha tha…par mujhe kyo dekh rahe the…???
Sonu-are bhai kuch kaam tha tumse…
Main-oh aisa,,,,to bolo ….kya kaam hai…
Sonu-yaha nahi chalo kahi akele me chalte hai….
Main-ok..to mere room me chale...???
Sonu-are ab upper jayge or kisi ne mujhe kuch kaam bol diya... hall se nikalte huye to…waha nahi aur kahi…
Main-aur kahi…???...yahi bol na , baat kya hai...??
Sonu-are yaar private baat hai, kuch help chahiye...
Main-to tum hi bolo kaha chale…
Sonu-chalo guest house chalte hai…waha drink bhi mil jayga…thoda pite hai….wahi baat karege...
Main-ok…chalo
Main aur sonu fir guest house me aa gaye , ye wahi guest house hai jiske bathroom me maine smita ko choda tha….
Jaise hi hum guest house me aay..to sonu ne 1 noukar se beer aur snacs lane ka bola aur hum 1 room me baith gaye …
Main-ha ab bata, baat kya hai…
Sonu-yaar samjh nahi aa raha ki kaha se suru karu…
Main-dekh tu mujhe apna dost samjh aur jo bhi man me hai bol dal..
Sonu-yaar dost samjhta hu tabhi to tujhse baat karne ko bulaya...nahi to aisi baat maine kisi ko bhi nahi batata...
Main-accha to mere dost... bol kya baat hai....
Hum baat hi suru karne waale the ki noukar beer aur snacs lekar aa gaya…
Sab samaan rakhne ke baad noukar chala gya or sonu ne gate ko andar se lock karke bolna suru kiya…
Sonu-bhai, baat hai sex ke bare me…
Main-accha…to kaisi baat hai…I mean sex kiya hai ya karna hai…???
Sonu-bhai beer pite huye baat kare.....
Main –ha,,,ha,,kyo nahi
Humne fir beer ki bottle open ki aur beer peete huye baat karne lage…
Main-ha bhai ab bol
Sonu-bhai pata nahi mujhe kya ho gaya hai,,,har waqt sex karne ka man karta hai…
Main-to isme gaat kya hai…hum jawaan hai to aisa mood to hoga hi na
Sonu- par….mere sath problem alag hai
Main-accha,,,kya hai wo..??
Sonu-bhai aaj kal mujhe koi bhi aourat ya ladki dikhti hai to lagta hai ki iski baja du….sayad isliye ki mujhe ab tak koi sex partner nahi mila...
Main(man me)-saala apni behan ko chodta hai or kah raha hai ki sex partner nahi mila,,,,,gandu jhoot kyo bol raha hai…
Sonu-kya hua…bolo na kuch..
Main-accha ye bata ki tune aaj tak sex kiya hai ya nahi….
Sonu-haa….kia hai
Main-kitni choot fadi yaar…
Sonu-are kaha yaar…ek hi mili abhi tak..or wo bhi kam hi mil pati hai….
Main(man me)-lagta hai ki isne sirf apni behan ko hi choda hai ab tak, ya fir ye jhoot bol raha hai…
Sonu-kaha kho gye…??
Main-kuch nahi main ye soch raha tha ki tujhe sex karna kitna pasand hai…...
Sonu-matlab..??
Main-dekh bura mat manna ..ek dost ke naate ek baat puchu…???
Sonu-ha bhai…bilkul bura nahi manuga, dost bola hai tujhe,,,bina sankoch ke puch…
Main-ok, par baat acchi na lage to ignore kar dena, dil pe mat lena…
Sonu-are puch na bhai…kuch bhi puch…
Main-accha ye bata tujhe kis tarah ki ladkiya ya aourten pasand aati hai..jyada…???
Sonu-yaar sach bolu to pasand to sab haati hai..par mujhe auntiya jyada mast lagti hai…
Main-wo kyo..???
Sonu-yaar wo unke bade-bade boobs aur moti gand….pagal hi kar deti hai…
Main-accha,,,ab ye bata ki kya tujhe sirf baahar wali hi pasand aati hai ya ghar wali bhi..???
Sonu-matlab..???
Main-dekh bura nahi manna…par main ye puch raha tha ki jaise tujhe bahar ki choot dekh kar sex ka man karta hai , kya waise hi tujhe apne ghar ya ristedaar ki aouraten or ladkiyo ko dekh kar sex ka man karta hai kya,,,,????
Meri baat sun kar sonu chup raha bas mujhe ghoorta raha, maine socha ki sayad bura maan gaya to main bola...
Main- bhai dil par mat le , chal beer khatm kar , jo dil me ho wo btana.....
Iske baad main beer pine laga or sonu soch me pad gaya....main soch raha tha ki pata nahi sonu kya bolega ab.....?????
Thodi der tak main beer peete huye sonu ko dekhta raha....wo kisi gahri soch me tha.....maine baat ko aage badate huye kaha.....
Main-dekh bhai maine kaha tha na ki bura mat manna, main bas teri help karne ki soch raha hu , isi liye pucha..sorry bhai
Sonu-are, koi baat nahi,,,isme bura manne jaisi koi baat nahi,,,,tu bas mere man ki janna chahta tha,,,hai na..???
Main-haa, bilkul...to fir bata...
Sonu-bhai , dekh mujhe galat mat samjhna,…par sach to ye hai ki mujhe sab aourton or ladkiyo ko dekh kar unhe chodne ka man karta hai….chahe wo koi bhi ho…
Main-accha…or teri maa ko dekh kar bhi..
Sonu-bura mat manna,,,par haa mera to kabse man hai ki main apni maa ko chodu..or usse bhi jyada….
Main-kya..??
Sonu-dekh bhai tu mera dost hai isliye tujhe bata raha hu…par ye baat kisi ko pata nahi chalni chahiye…
Main-trust me..dost hu tera…kisi se nahi kahuga bol...
Sonu-bhai mera man karta hai ki ….......kaise bolu...????
Main-bejhijhak bol bhai...
Sonu-yahi ki koi meri maa ko randi ki tarah chode wo bhi mere samne...
Main(shocked) - kya..??,,,,par kyo...???
Sonu-pata nahi bhai..lekin main apni maa ko chudte huye dekhna chahta hu pahle....fir main bhi unhe chodna chahta hu...
Main-hmmm..accha or ye bata ki apni behan ke baare me kya soch hai teri...
Sonu-bhai main apni didi ko kisi ke sath mil kar chodna chahta hu…or haa..main to unhe choduga hi….
Main-kya baat hai…matlab teri iksha to hat kar hai…hahaha
Sonu-haa bhai , pata nahi ye sapna sach hoga ki nahi…par mujhe sabse pahle choot chahiye ,,,,
Main-agar main teri saari iksha puri kar du to…
Sonu-kya…sach me…majak mat kar..???
Main-agar kar du to bol….mujhe kya milega…???
Sonu(soch me pad gaya)- main kya de sakta hu...???...tu hi bata...???
Main(man me )- ek risk leta hu...agar ye apni maa or behan ko chudwa sakta hai to baki ke pariwar ko to chudwa hi dega...
Sonu- kya hua....??? bol main kya kar sakta hu tere liye...???
Main- bhai agar main teri maa or didi ko tera bana du or tujhe choot bhi dilawau to mujhe bhi kuch chahiye...
Sonu- bhai main samjha nahi...saaf bol na....kya chahiye....???
Main - tere pariwar ki saari chooten...
Sonu(dare huye)- bhai ye kya...???..kaise...???
Main- wo main dekh luga ..tu bas ha bol...
Sonu- ok ...mujhe koi problem nhi..par plz bhai koi lafda mat karna
Main- dont worry..trust me...
Sonu- tb to ok...isi bahane mujhe bhi mil jaygi...
Main - haa...ab is matter ko baad me dekhege...abhi tere sapno ki baat kare...main pura karuga tera sapna..ok
Sonu-bhai, agar tune ye sab kar diya to main apne pariwaar ki sab choot tumhe dilwane me help karuga…
Main-accha…or kya de sakta hai…???
Sonu-bhai jindgi se bada kuch nahi...main apni jindgi tere hawale kar duga....tu jo bolega..wo main karuga...baki tu bata ki kya chahiye tujhe...???
Saala sonu to choot ke chakkar me jyada hi imotional ho gaya....
Main(soch kar)-theek hai....to pahle tumhara kaam ho jaye…uske baad main apni demand batauga…ok
Sonu-theek hai par tu ye sab nahi kar payega bhai…meri maa bahut sareef hai….nahi manegi..
Main-wo mujh par chhod de….mera kaam hai, main dekh luga….
Sonu- par jab tak meri tadap ka kya karu..iska ilaaj to batao….
Main-tu sahar me hi rahta hai , main tujhe choot ka intzaam kar duga…okk
Sonu-par bhai sahar to kal jauga sayad ...abhi ka kya..???
Main-hmmm..to aaj raat ko tujhe ek choot dilwata hu…badle me mera ek kam karna hoga…
Sonu-bol bhai , kuch bhi bol…
Main-to sun…tujhe kaise bhi karke..apni maa ko mere room me lana hoga…1hr ke liye…or yaad rahe kisi ko bhi ye pata na chale ki teri maa mere room me hai…
Sanu(soch me pad gaya)-bhai maa ka kisi ko pata to nahi chalne duga par maa tere room me aaygi kyo…kya boluga main…
Main-tu bas unhe 1hr ke liye sabse chupa ke le aa..baki mere room me rokne ka kaam main dekh luga...
Sonu-ye main kar sakta hu…par mujhe choot kaise milegi…or kiski..???
Main-wo main tujhe call kar duga….tu pahle maa ko lana mere room me or tujhe choot de duga…or teri maa ko mai sambhal looga...ok
Sonu-done bhai..lo ye mera no. le lo…
Iske baad humne apne number exchange kiye aur beer khatm karke nikal aay.....
Guest house se bahar aa kar fir se ek baar plan ko discuss kiya or alag - alag apni majil ki taraf nikal gaye.......
Note - updates posted......
Thanks & Enjoye........