Kya bhaiya arjun ko padte ho fir bhi aisee baate krte ho stri hai samaan nahi jallaad ko pta chal gya to sbki lulli kaat dega
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"Hum college me the toh Shankar sirf sharir thik rakhne ke liye he kushti khelta tha bhai. Aur waha iski takkar me bhi sirf 3 log hote the jinme se 2 toh yaha maujood he hai.", Joginder ji ne jaam ke sath purane dino ki charcha shuru karte hue kaha. Ashok ji bhi bade gor se sunn rahe the aur waise he baaki sabhi. Narinder halka muskura raha tha jaise usko pata tha ke aage baat kaha jaane wali hai. 2-2 jaam ke baad ab 8 sofe aapas me ek ghera bana chuke the.
"Maine toh suna tha Shankar mukkebaji me khiladi tha.", Ye baat Walia ji ne kahi thi aur unke samarthan me 2-3 aur gardan hili. Shankar ki bagal me baithe hue Umed aur Gajendra Bhalla bhi tabiyat se kissa sunn rahe the.
"Arre bhai sahab, apna Shankar kushti isliye khelta tha ki Umed, Inder aur Vishnu ko practice karwa sake.Fir agle saal Inder ke sath Balwan aa gaya tha jo in sabhi ke samkaksh tha. Shankar ne ekagrata ke liye mere sath boxing seekhni shuru kar di. Jaante ho ye pehla vyakti tha jo ek he saal me inter university khela aur jeeta. Meri aur iski category alag na hoti toh jaane ye meri kya durgati karta.. Hahaha.. Waise Vishnu aur Balwan se kabhi fir mulakaat hui kya tumhari Inder?", Sandhu ji ne jo naam liye the wo sunn kar ek pal ko toh Shankar ka bhi dimaag ghoom gaya tha. Bhalla ko ab jaan pada tha ki ye log jiwan me vyapari nahi hai, ek khoon hai jaise.
"Na Sandhu ji. Aakhiri bar Balwan toh hamari shaadi me aaya tha lekin Vishnu us haadse ke baad antim varsh ke paper diye bina he gayab ho gaya tha. Gajju ne toh papa se bol kar jaanch-padtal bhi karwaai thi lekin uska kuch pata na chal saka. Heera tha Vishnu lekin uske sath kismat ne bada he bhayankar khel khela.", Narinder ki baat sunn kar jaise Param aur Gulati ko bhi kuch yaad aa gaya.
"Ye Gajju kaun hai bhai?", Bhalla beech me he bol utha.
"Hahaha.. Gajendra bhai lagta hai aapka pyaar ka naam bhi Gajju hai.? Ye bhi dekho kismat ka khel. Dono partner ka chota naam Gajju. Ye Umed hai na apna iska naam he Gajju hai aur hamare dada isko Gajraaj bulate the.", Narinder ne mahol ko thik karna chaha par jigyasa toh sabhi ko thi in dono naam ko jaan ne ki. Bhalla muskuraya lekin fir usne bhi wahi sawaal kiya jo sabhi jaan na chahte the.
"Hahaha.. sahi kaha bhai Inder tumne, hamare pita humko Gajju he bulate the. Waise jab kissa suna he rahe ho jo dilchasp lag raha hai toh fir poora batao na bhai. Tumhare baare me toh humko pata lag he chuka hai, kisi pauraanik yodha sa jiwan raha hai tumhara aur Bhole bhai ka. Ye Balwan aur Vishnu ki kya kahani hai.?", Ashok ji ne ishare se ek waiter ko 24 gilaas bharne ka kaha aur 2 waiter waha saji plate me garam gosht, namkeen aadi parosne lage. Dheema sangeet nirantar chal raha tha jisme khoye Shankar ne he jawaab dena behtar samjha. Is beech Arjun bhi inse kuch he duri par kursi ghuma kar aa baitha, Balbir ke sath.
"Chota mooh aur badi baat lagegi Gajendra bhai. Ye Gulati, Jaat, Bhuppi aur ye dono (doctor dost) mere humsaath the, doctory me. Sandhu waha Inder ka senior aur mera dost tha. Umed bhi iski he kaksha me tha aur hum sab ka meljol college se bhi pehle se he tha aapas me. Josh nikalne ke liye kushti,kabaddi ya boxing me lagbhag hum sabhi shamil rehte the. Inder state champion bana tha kushti me lekin isne wo trophy kabhi swikaar nahi ki thi. Kyonki hum sabse behtareen khiladi tha Vishnu Vardhan. Main badaai nahi karunga lekin usne mujhe aur Gajju ko 30 second se jyada kabhi tikne nahi diya tha. Balwan inke samkash tha aur ghar pariwar se bhi thik tha hum sabke jaise. Vishnu khel kote me dusre varsh me aaya tha aur thoda gareeb pariwar se tha.", Shankar ne cigratte sulgate hue dabbi Gulati ki taraf badhai aur dusri taraf Bhalla aur Daleep ne bhi dhuan uthaya.
"Matlab sachmuch wo itna khaas tha kya Shankar? Apne Inder se bhi jyada? Aur fir kya hua uske jiwan me.", Daleep ko bhi jaise is sabka pata na tha.
"Fir teesre varsh me Inder ko Vishnu ke baare me sab pata chala. Isne aur Ajju ne koshish bhi ki thi ki usko pata lage bina uski haalat me sudhar kiya jaaye. Us se pehle he hamari ek bahot badi muthbhed hui jis se bahot kuch badal gaya.", Shankar ne Sombir Singh wala prakaran saaf na batate hue kuch viraam liya.
"Sabko pata hai bhai us baat ka aur Gajendra ko fir kabhi bata denge. Mujhe bhi yaad hai ki Vishnu aur Inder hum dono ke peeche aaye the waha.", Umed ne baat aage badhai. Inder ne bhi sar haan me hilaya.
"Aap log samajhte ho ki hum 3 logo ne wo kaarnama kar dikhaya tha lekin uska dusra sach ye bhi hai ki Inder aur Vishnu samay rehte na aate toh baat badal jaati. Us ghatna ke baad Vishnu kuch samay sirf Inder ke sath he raha aur ek din khabar aayi ki uske pariwar ko khatam kar diya gaya hai. Baap, maa, chota bhai aur 2 behne thi uski jinko soye me he maar dala tha kuch darindo ne. Fir wo ek baar college aaya lekin imtihaan nahi diye. Uski khabar he nahi lagi aur wo gaanv bhi nahi gaya wapis.", Shankar ne baat ko kam shabdo me he nibta diya tha kyonki mahol khushi ka tha lekin baat ateet ki kuch dard aur dil se judi.
"Bahot bura hua tha bechare ke sath aur jaante ho Shankar uske baad Balwan ke pariwar ke sath bhi kuch waisa he hua tha. Lekin Inder tab ja chuka tha aur tum doctor ban gaye the.", Sandhu ji ne ek aur dhamaka kiya.
"Chalo is par fir kabhi charcha karenge sardar ji. Aaj toh dastoor alag hai, maamla bhi yaaron ke sath haseen shaam wala hai toh aapko he lapet lete hai. Bhaiyaon, apne Joginder Sandhu ji boxing ke dronacharya hai lekin inke ishq ki bhi majedar kahani hai. Ab Sardaar ji, jara kissa apne lafzo me sunao nahi toh hamara mirch masala jyada ho jayega.", Narinder ne aadtan unhe lapeta toh taaliyan bajne lagi thi. Sabhi ka chehra ab Sandhu ji ki taraf tha jinhe Walia ji bhi chutki kaat rahe the.
"Oh bhrava (bhai) kitthe fansa tah yaar? Lo ji fir bina mirch masale ke sunata hu aap logo ko. Kehne ko toh main Jatt family se hu lekin wo daur kuch aur tha. Hamari shrimati ji thi Patiale ki aur hum XXXX shehar punjab ke. College se pehle saal chuttiyon me ghar ke liye nikla tha aur Inder mujhe leke aaya apne shehar aur idhar se hum dono gaye bus-adde.", Ab baaki sabke sath kuch dur baitha Arjun bhi mand mand muskura raha tha.
"Fir bhai sahab?", Tejpal ne apne aap he pooch liya.
"Fir bhai maine dekhi peele salwar kameej me basant ki patang se lehrati hui wo sikhni jo hath me jaali wali peti liye paseena paunch rahi thi. Bus ka intjaar karti hui wo thoda ghabraai hui jaise kisi ko idhar udhar dhoondne me lagi thi. Inder bahot sharati tha aur isne dekha usko aur mujhe usko dekhte hue. Jaane isne kya kaha tha uske paas ja kar ki wo aur bhi ghabra kar thoda aage chali gayi. Fir bus aayi toh kismat se adde par usme jaane wale hum 2 he sawaar the. Seat bhi 2 logo wali ek he khaali aur jaise he main us sohne gulaab ke paas baitha usne mera gaal itni jor se laal kiya tha ki bus ki break bhi lag gayi.", Baat kehte hue he Sandhu ji ne apne gaal par hath rakh liya jaise wo pal abhi taja taja hua ho.
"Hahaha... ye kaisi love story suna rahe bhai? Matlab ek shabd shuru hone se pehle he thappad khaa baithe sardaar ji? Waise Inder bhai ne kaha kya tha jo aapki itni ijjat-afjaai hui?"
"Ye toh isko he pata hai. Mujhe toh aaj he yaad aaya ke kaand me iska bhi hath tha aur main poochna bhool gaya."
"Arre Joginder bhai, aapne he toh kaha tha us waqt ke 'Inder, es kudi de vich na pehle todd di daaru toh vi vadh nasha hai' aur maine unhe bataya tha ke wo jo sardaar yuvak hai usne nasha kiya hua hai aur wo maine kuch din pehle thaane me bhi dekha tha. Aap sambhal kar jana.", Narinder ke khulase par joro se hansi ki awaaj goonj uthi thi.
"Oh teri toh.. Ghar ka Inder Lanka lagaye. Dekh le Shankar iske kaand. Aur bhaiyon uske baad dhoop me laal gaal pe thappad lagte he meri aankhon me paani aa gaya tha jisko hamari begam ne shayad nasha he samjha. Log toh mauka dekh rahe the meri thukaai karne ka lekin nashe ki baat sunn kar unhone mera basta dekha toh usme boxing ke gloves, medal aur college ka card aadi mila unhe. Main rabb di sau chukki ki main khilaadi hu aur jiwan me kabhi koyi nasha patta nahi kiya, bau ji mere gurughar me paathi hai. Fer sab shaant hue lekin ab sardaarni ji toh rone he lag padi aur agle 4 ghante bas main gaal pe hath rakh unhe khamoshi se khada hua dekhta raha. Patiala bus adde se motor badalni thi mujhe lekin main ruk gaya kuch der. Wo rikshe par baith ke nikli toh bhi mujhe mudd ke dekhti ja rahi thi. Paise dhele jyada na the mere pas isliye ek ek gali duri rakhta main uske peeche dauda. Ghar jyada dur na tha aur usne bhi mujhe aakhir me dekh liya jab wo ghar me jaane lagi. Us din kismat sachmuch meharbaan thi.", Sandhu ji ne yaadon me he khush hote hue apna prem vivran sunaya toh sabko aage sunn ne ki jaldi hui. Har vyakti poora jaam ek ghoont me gale se utaar gaya.
"Fir?"
"Kismat aise kaise meharbaan hui?"
"Hua ye bhai ke hamari billo ka jo ghar tha uske sath wala he meri sagi bua ka tha jo mujhe ekdum se apne saamne dekh khushi se galiyare se bhaagti bahar aayi aur gale laga kar apne sath andar le gayi. Wo time tha jab rishteydar saal-mahino me milne aate toh dil se satkaar hota tha. 20 din main bua ke raha aur fir bua ki beti ne he billo se meri baat karwaai. 2 saal, mai har chutti me pehle bua ke jata aur fir kuch din baad apne ghar. Bua ne toh mere kehne se pehle he unke yaha baat kar li thi aur love story ko arrange marriage banwa diya. Sach kahu toh agar Inder wo kaarnama na karta toh hamari begam toh shayad kabhi dhyaan bhi na deti ki ek sardar ladka, usko dil me basa chuka hai. Wo thappad aur mera character jaan kar he usne mere baare me sochna shuru kiya."
"Dekha Sardaar ji, matlab maante ho na ke main kabhi bhi kuch galat nahi karta.? Is baat par College wala pehalwani naach Sardaar ji ke sath karenge apne Shankar bhai aur .... sabke chahte Bhuppi urf Bhupender bhaiya. Oh bhai sangeetkaar, gana laga de 'jija tu kala main gori ghani'.", Inder ne ye rukka jor se lagaya tha aur sharaab ke halke suroor me jhoomte Sandhu ji toh apne sath Sangwan ko bhi liye us manch par chal diye. Shankar aur Bhuppi ko dhakke de de kar waha bheja gaya aur fir is hariyanvi gaane ke mahila bol par Sandhu ji ke thumke aur purush vaani par Shankar jaam pakde kisi pehalwan sarikhe ek taang ek hath upar utha kar jhoomne laga. Kuch he der me wo sabhi 2 darjan log waha gilaas liye uchal kood karne lage the. Samay jaise 25-26 saal peeche chala gaya ho aur ye college ka varshik-utsav ho jaha daaru shaamil thi bas anushashan se pare.
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Babita ke wo sughad aur hahakari gore nitambh aaj-tak bedaag the. Fooli hui choot ka andruni gulaabi bhaag kisi rubber ki tarah phail kar Arjun ke sakht aur motte lung ko poora andar samahit kiye kasa hua tha. Sachmuch wo dudhari jersey gaaye si Babita bas is tagde junglee ghode ke liye he bani thi aur uske latakte hue dono motte doodh daboche Arjun ne kamar ko gati pradan ki toh kamre se Babita ki jordaar siskaariyan goonj uthi.
"Aahhh... khaagad.. ummm.. tera jor dekh ke toh ek baar meri bhi himmat na hoti.. aaiiii.. araam se daba mere bobbe, abhi doodh na aata inme.", Babita ka chehra itni he der me surkh laal ho chuka tha. Muskaan ke sath aadhi chudaai se he Arjun ka lund phool kar kahi jyada motta aur bhaynkar ho chuka tha. Babita ki naram choot ki surang in gehre dhakko aur sakht ragad se itni jaldi paniyane lagi thi ki kaamras Arjun ke andkosh bhigone laga. Arjun bhi aasakt tha Babita ke prati kyonki iske sath he wo itni ghanghor chudaai kar pata tha, jaha koyi bandish ya darr na tha.
"Huhhh.. Doodh bhi niklega Babbu darling.. aahhh.. Sachmuch tumhe aise dekh kar khud par kaabu nahi rehta.. aahhh.. Aur ye gubbare kuch bade bhi hone lage hai..", Arjun doodh masalta poori jaan se Babita ki thukaai karne me juta raha. Har dhakke par Babita ke wo asadharan kulhe rubber ke golo se hilne lagte. Thapp-thapp ka madhur sangeet itna tej tha ki bathroom me band Muskaan bhi isko sunn kar paani ke niche khadi apne taja chudi choot ko sehlane lagi. Babita ke halke bhoore nipple buri tarah masle jaane se jamuni hone lage the aur gore chuche laal. Har baar wo moosal andar bahar hota kuch jyada chamakne lagta. Babita ke sharir ko samajhte hue Arjun ne kaamras se apni ungli chikni karke ek he baar me us laal-phool se band ched me utaar di.
"Ooiii maa re.. Yo na kare nahi toh Golu .. aahhh... kar aur jor se kar.. aahhh..", Apni he baat ko nakarti hui Babita ab is 3 tarfa humle ka poora maja lene lagi. Ek hath se uska ek ubhar masalta Arjun chudaai ke sath sath ungli se Babita ke gaand ka chhalla bhi dhila karne laga. Sharir me jordaar kampann hote he Babita chucho ke bal he bister par dher hui aur un motte chuttado ke beech ki naram khaai me Arjun ne ek jhatke me he poora lund utaar diya. Gaand lachili na hoti toh buri taraf fatt kar chirna taye tha. Ek jordaar cheekh ke saath Babita ne apan sar idhar udhar patka lekin jald he Arjun ke nirantar dhakko ne uski gaand ko bhi apna gulaam bana liya.
"Aaaaaaiiii.. faad di re meri raam-pyaari.. aahhhh.. Tera sotta (danda) bahot jaalim hai Arjunnnnn.. aur kaske maar ya nigodi.. aahhh.. aise he..", Babita madhosh hoti hui apna ek hath choot par dabaye 2-3 ungliyan andar karne lagi. Arjun bhi utne he josh se us kase hue guda-dwaar ka jarra jarra hilata hua apne antim pal ke kareeb tha.
"Aaahhhh.. aaaya main Babbu.. ummmmm", Is baar usne gaand ki dono faanke failate hue apne andkosh tak us chhed ke bahar tika diye. Itni gehraai me wo pehle kabhi na gaya tha. Babita ko apne peit tak uske veerya ki garam dharaye goli si lagti mehsoos hui toh choot ne ek baar fir paani ugal diya. Wo cheekhti hui jhadd rahi thi aur Arjun hunkaarta hua paseene me lathpath apne veerya ki antim boond tak Babita ke us kase hue chhed ki gehraai me girata buri tarah Babita ko jakde tha. Agle 3-4 minute tak dono waise he dher rahe aur Babita ne hosh sambhalte hue dhimi awaaj me kaha.
"Uth ja khaagad.. aahhh.. Aaj main Golu ke saamne na ja sakti.. uff marr gayi re Muskaan tere chakkar me..aahhh.", Lund pukk ki awaaj karta bahar nikal wapis un motte kulho par lambvat tik gaya. Gadha safed taral rista hua choot ki taraf ja raha tha aur Arjun Babita ki bagal me leta uske ek motte doodh ko halke halke hontho se peeta jaise Babita se alag hona he nahi chahta tha.
"Hatt ja malang.. uff.. ja ke lund dho le bathroom me aur 2-3 baar jaldi jaldi service kar de agle kuch dino me. Aaahhhhh.. Golu aur main fer Shimla jaa rahe ek mahine ke liye.", Babita ne bina he safaai kiye jameen par giri apni salwaar pehni aur fir bra-kameej pehan kar langdati hui wapis bed par aa ke pasar gayi. Arjun bhi muskurata hua bathroom ki chitkani khol andar gaya toh bheegi khadi Muskaan ko baahon me liye uske sath he halki chhed-chaad karta naha kar pehle khud bahar aaya aur kapde pehan kar haveli se chal diya. Babita ke honth bhi choos choos kar usne utne he fula diye the jitne Muskaan ke.
"Dekh tere chakkar me meri durgati bhi ho gayi.. aaahh.. hans kya rahi hai waha khadi khadi? Ab apne jija ko roti daal diyo aur bata diyo meri tabiyat dheeli hai thodi.", Muskaan kapde pehne bahar aayi toh usko hansta dekh Babita bhi sharmane ke sath sath hans rahi thi. Arjun ne Muskaan ke sath jaha poore pyaar se sansarg kiya tha wahi Babita ki dono taraf se buri tarah chudaai karke uska har ang jhakjhor diya tha.
"Waise aap itni badi ho fir bhi shor bahot macha rahi thi.", Muskaan baal sukhati hui khud ko aaine me dekhti hui boli.
"Jis din tere pichwade me wo loha bharega na fir puchungi tere se. Aayi badi ki bachi. Tere sath bahot narmi hai uski, dil se pyaar karta hai tujhe aur parwah bhi. Waise thoda bahot mila kar Arjun se time nikaal ke. Maine dekha tha ke wo tere sath time bitana pasand karta hai. Kal market chaliyo, tere liye lehnga aur choli lene.", Babita ne 2 takiye bagal me rakhte hue bade he sneh se aisa kaha tha.
"Shabnam didi keh rahi thi ki jab pyaar ki koyi manzil na ho toh peeche hat jana he sahi hai. Lekin Babita didi, ye jaruri toh nahi na ki pyaar jo abhi haansil hai us par kabja dikhaya jaaye? Isme koyi contract sign thodi na hota hai. Mujhe bhi pata hai ki Arjun mujhse pyaar karta hai aur jab wo mere sath hota hai toh sirf meri he baat karta hai. Main isme he khush hu lekin Shabnam didi jis tarah keh rahi thi, mujhe atcha nahi laga.", Muskaan ne apne baalo ko ek dhile rubber se baandh kar Babita ki bagal me aate hue kaha. Uske chehre ki chamak ab kahi jyada thi lekin kuch gambhirta aa chuki thi badi behan ka jikar karke.
"Wo bawli hai Muskaan. Shabnam ko main bhali bhanti jaanti hu aur Arjun ka naam leke ungli bhi karti rahi wo naani wali haveli me. Ab Arjun ne itne ehsaan kar diye uspe toh dil se chahne bhi lagi hogi. Aur ek sach ye bhi hai ke Arjun na kabhi tera ho sakta na uska. Lekin uska dil hai na usme sabke liye jagah hai. Rahi baat kabje wali baat toh wo ek plot pe hota hai, poore shehar pe nahi. Arjun pe jaan dene wali koyi hum 3 he hai kya? Waise tune jo bhi kaha wo sach hai Muskaan. Jab kisi par haq jatana ho toh wo bhi poori tarah se aapka hona chahiye. Baaki pyaar toh ehsaas hai aur ek ehsaas ko yaad karke poori zindagi khushi se gujaari ja sakti hai, bas usme milawat na ho. Chal main bhi tere sath he chalti hu aangan me.", Babita bhi poori gehraai se ijhaar kar rahi thi aur Muskaan ko bhi atcha laga tha ki Arjun ke sath uske pyaar ko Babita bhi sahi se samajhti hai.
Udhar is halke andhere me car ko gaanv ke bahar wali sadak par liye bas kuch he aage aaya tha ki 50 kadam saamne beech sadak laal splendor motorcycle lagaye khade Anil aur Kuldeep najar aaye. Arjun ne ek gehri saans lete hue unse kuch he faansle par car rokte hue aaspas najar daudai aur bahar nikal aaya.
"Maafi maang le aur fer chala ja yaha se. Aainda is taraf najar bhi na aaiyo aur baaki teri marji.", Arjun ko apne saamne spaat chehre khada dekh ye baat Kuldeep ne kahi thi lekin Anil ke chehre par toh jaise jamaane bhar ka gussa vyaapt tha. Arjun ne baat sunn kar haami bhari.
"Aapko meri baat galat lagi toh iske liye mujhe maaf kar dijiye. Aur koshish rahegi ki main is taraf na he aaun.", Arjun ne hath jodd kar ek baar Kuldeep ki taraf dekha aur fir Anil ko. Itna bol kar wo abhi mudne he laga tha ki Anil bifar pada.
"Aade sadak ke beech naak ragad meri jooti ke saamne. Meri behan khaatir bhunda bolya tha ne toh khairiyat ya se ke jameen pe hath dhar. Nahi toh apne paanv pe chaalan joga toh main chhodu koni.", Anil motorcycle se aage aata hua Arjun ke ab thik saamne khada tha. Kad-kaathi uski bhi 6 feet thi aur utna he majboot sharir. Lekin ab Arjun ke chehre par jo sard muskaan aayi wo batane ke liye paryapt thi ki saamne wala jarurat se jyada he bol gaya hai.
"Tum jara bhi samajhdar insaan nahi ho. Kuldeep agar tum apne dost ki durdasha nahi chahte toh isko abhi yaha se le jao. Waise bhi main kuch jaldi me hu aur jaldi me kaam galat ho he jata hai.", Arjun itna bol kar palta he tha ki Anil ka dharya jawaab de gaya. Usne pehalwani ke asool se viprit Arjun ke peeth par waar karne ki koshish ki thi lekin shishe me uske aks ko dekhta Arjun kahi jyada he tej nikla. Kuldeep jabtak kuch samajhta uska ye pagal dost sadak par Arjun ki jooti ke niche pada tha. Sar pe jordaar chot lagi thi Anil ke aur ab uska sharir tadaf raha tha.
"Maine kaha tha ke jaldi me kaam galat he hota hai. Aur kaise pehalwan ho jo peeth piche waar karte ho? Kuldeep, motorcycle ek taraf karo aur fir isko kisi dispensary me dikhane le jana. Baaki agar tum bhi aisa he kuch karne ka vichaar rakhte ho toh mujhe jyada se jyada ek minute lagega lekin idhar tum dono ko ilaaj ke liye leke jaane wala mujhe koyi najar nahi aa raha. Gaanv me toh main jab dil karega tab aaunga lekin ye agar mujhe haveli ke aaspas bhi dikha na toh jo maine kaha tha wo main karke dikhaunga.", Arjun ne Anil ki chhaati se paanv hatate hue ke baar Kuldeep ko ghoor ke dekha jo abhi tak hairat me tha ki 100 kilo wajni uske dost ke sath pal bhar me ye kya ho gaya. Car ka darwaja khulte he sadak se motorcycle bhi ek taraf ho chuki thi. Arjun ne apni bagal wali seat par rakha angocha Anil ke chehre par fekte hue ishaare se kuldeep ko samjhaya ki wo is kapde se iska khoon rok le.
"Chalta hu aur agar ye sab kabhi akhaade me karo toh behtar hoga. Baaki kisi se ye kehna nahi ki aisa maine kiya hai.", Arjun ne Kuldeep ko muskura kar aakhiri baat kahi thi jo Anil ke sar pe angocha baand raha tha. Car nikal chuki thi aur Anil dard se karaah raha tha.
"Behanchod mana bhi karu tha ke beech me taang na adaaiyo apni. Wo maan bhi gaya tha aur jaave bhi tha chup-chaala. Samajh bhi koni aaya tu kadd sadak pe ja laagya aur manne saaf pata hai ke wo chahta toh teri arr meri bhundi durgati kar deta. Khappar (sar) khulwaye bina chain na aaya na tanne bhi?", Kuldeep ne thoda kaske wo gamcha Anil ke sar pe lapeta toh wo karahta hua paanv pasare sadak par he baith gaya. Kuch samay tak toh usko sabkuch ghoomta hua he lag raha tha aur fir aankhon ka dhundlapan kam hua toh bahot dhimi awaaj me bola.
"Ke hoya tha?"
"Maa chud gayi aur hum dekhte he reh gaye. Baawlbooch, teri haalat dekh jara. Wo toh kaam karke nikal liya aur eb tu chal mere sath doctor dhore. Thoda kass ke pakad liye manne.", Kuldeep ne motorcycle idhar laa kar pehle Anil ko mushkil se baithaya aur fir ek hath se uska hath pakde dusre se motorcycle araam se chalata hua apni manjil ki taraf badh chala. Unhone kisse kahani samajh kar Arjun ka vishwas na karke ye bhaari galti ki thi lekin fir bhi jyada nuksaan na hua.
"Bijender ya Vikas ne bol ke samjhota karwa liye Kullu.. aah maa ri, kadd bhi dukhan laagi meri toh. Daaru utre baad toh bahot dukhega bhai."
"Kise ne kuch na kahiye Anil, wo bol ke gaya hai. Bas koyi puche toh bolna hai splendor tisal (fisal) gayi thi. Le eb aade teri marham-patti karwa ke fer main tanne ghar chhod dunga.", Inki ye dardbhari daastan abhi aise he chalne wali thi aur udhar Arjun ye geet sunta-gungunata hua ghar ki taraf pahuchne laga tha. "Chhoti si kahani se, baarisho ke paani se....saari baatein dhull gayi... naa jaane kyun dil bhar gaya."
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"Aap ek baar soch lo ji. Kahi ye fainsla lena bhaari na par jaaye aapko. Wo din kuch aur tha or us samay aapke sath Raghubir bhai sahab bhi the. Aaj yaha mala utaar kar aap wo kaam karne ja rahe ho jiski ijajat aapke asool bhi nahi dete.", Ghar se sabhi purush Sanjiv ki sharaab wali mefil ke liye nikal chuke the aur bas Rameshwar ji he kamre me khade apne kurte pyjame ke sath wo sab dhaaran kar rahe the jo unka dharam bhai aur aatma Raghubir Singh pehna karte the.
"Thaanedarni ji, aaj yahi samajh lo ki Raghubir ja raha hai apne paute ko shubhkaamnaye dene. Rahi baat peene pilane ki toh waha Rameshwar dhyaan rakh lega is baat ka ki kahi bhi jyada na ho. Arjun ko sath liye ja raha hu aur agar thoda bhi adhik hua toh wo samay se wapis aa jayega ghar aur main udhar he kamre me araam kar lunga.", Rameshwar ji ki chhata dekh ek pal toh khud Kaushalya ji bhi mohit ho chuki thi. Aaj barso baad he wo itne khush the aur aise mahol me unhone jyada kuch na kehte hue uth kar almaari se wo sone ki ghadi nikaal kar unki taraf badha di jiske upar Raghu-Ram ankit tha.
"Fir toh aaj apne charo beto (umed sahit) ko bhi milwa dena is roop se. Jaante ho na Raghubir bhai sahab mehfil me kisi ko apne se upar nahi jaane dete the, siwaye aapke? Aaj sabko ehsaas hona he chahiye ki ye Pandit ji nahi hai. Sharaab se jyada maayne hai mere liye aapke aur Raghubir bhai sahab ke prem ke. Raat wahi rukna aur lagta hai Arjun bhi aa gaya. Bhajan ne yaha samaan bhijwane ke sath sath log bhi lagwa diye hai apne toh aap nishchint he jaaye.", Car ki awaaj se Kaushalya ji ne unhe sachet kiya toh Pandit ji bhi muskura diye.
"Haan bhai ab ye Arjun maharaaj bhi sath jaayenge he. Pehle bhi ek Arjun pahuch jata tha aisi jagah lekin ab isko toh sath he leke jaunga. Jara wo laal rumaal bhi dedo jis se tumhari bhi kami na lage.", Rameshwar ji ki aisi chuhal sunn kar Kaushalya ji bharpoor sharmaai lekin fir unhone bhi safed kinare wala ek laal rumaal khudse apne pati ki daayi jeb me rakh diya.
"Nar-Narayan toh kabhi alag ho nahi sakte. Le jaao apne dhanurdhar ko aur pehle he bata deti hu ki Shankar ke mahol me wo rama toh aapka hukka paani fir bagiche me milega."
"Haan jaise main hukka peeta hu? Chalo ab apna dhyaan rakhna aur aaj Shashtri ji ke bhi kuch dukh dur karte hai. Raghubir ka unse bhi bahot prem tha aur ab toh wo chai bhi tumhare hath ki peene aate hai jaise Raghubir kehta tha hamesha."
"Niklo ab yaha se. Aaye bade chai waale. Aap bhool gaye lekin mujhe yaad hai Pramod Shastri isliye unhone mujhe seedha bhabhi kaha tha. Bas thoda samay laga yaad aane me lekin main aur Purnima unse mile the jab Shalini ka 15va janamdin tha.", Kaushalya ji ne unhe vida kiya kyonki Arjun bhi aa chuka tha yaha. Apne dada ko aise dekh wo bas muskurata hua fir se car ke steering par ja baitha. Aaj Rameshwar ji uski bagal me baithe the. Kisse kahani se bhari raat ki shuruaat ghar se he shuru hui.
Kisse-Kahani (3)
"Hum college me the toh Shankar sirf sharir thik rakhne ke liye he kushti khelta tha bhai. Aur waha iski takkar me bhi sirf 3 log hote the jinme se 2 toh yaha maujood he hai.", Joginder ji ne jaam ke sath purane dino ki charcha shuru karte hue kaha. Ashok ji bhi bade gor se sunn rahe the aur waise he baaki sabhi. Narinder halka muskura raha tha jaise usko pata tha ke aage baat kaha jaane wali hai. 2-2 jaam ke baad ab 8 sofe aapas me ek ghera bana chuke the.
"Maine toh suna tha Shankar mukkebaji me khiladi tha.", Ye baat Walia ji ne kahi thi aur unke samarthan me 2-3 aur gardan hili. Shankar ki bagal me baithe hue Umed aur Gajendra Bhalla bhi tabiyat se kissa sunn rahe the.
"Arre bhai sahab, apna Shankar kushti isliye khelta tha ki Umed, Inder aur Vishnu ko practice karwa sake.Fir agle saal Inder ke sath Balwan aa gaya tha jo in sabhi ke samkaksh tha. Shankar ne ekagrata ke liye mere sath boxing seekhni shuru kar di. Jaante ho ye pehla vyakti tha jo ek he saal me inter university khela aur jeeta. Meri aur iski category alag na hoti toh jaane ye meri kya durgati karta.. Hahaha.. Waise Vishnu aur Balwan se kabhi fir mulakaat hui kya tumhari Inder?", Sandhu ji ne jo naam liye the wo sunn kar ek pal ko toh Shankar ka bhi dimaag ghoom gaya tha. Bhalla ko ab jaan pada tha ki ye log jiwan me vyapari nahi hai, ek khoon hai jaise.
"Na Sandhu ji. Aakhiri bar Balwan toh hamari shaadi me aaya tha lekin Vishnu us haadse ke baad antim varsh ke paper diye bina he gayab ho gaya tha. Gajju ne toh papa se bol kar jaanch-padtal bhi karwaai thi lekin uska kuch pata na chal saka. Heera tha Vishnu lekin uske sath kismat ne bada he bhayankar khel khela.", Narinder ki baat sunn kar jaise Param aur Gulati ko bhi kuch yaad aa gaya.
"Ye Gajju kaun hai bhai?", Bhalla beech me he bol utha.
"Hahaha.. Gajendra bhai lagta hai aapka pyaar ka naam bhi Gajju hai.? Ye bhi dekho kismat ka khel. Dono partner ka chota naam Gajju. Ye Umed hai na apna iska naam he Gajju hai aur hamare dada isko Gajraaj bulate the.", Narinder ne mahol ko thik karna chaha par jigyasa toh sabhi ko thi in dono naam ko jaan ne ki. Bhalla muskuraya lekin fir usne bhi wahi sawaal kiya jo sabhi jaan na chahte the.
"Hahaha.. sahi kaha bhai Inder tumne, hamare pita humko Gajju he bulate the. Waise jab kissa suna he rahe ho jo dilchasp lag raha hai toh fir poora batao na bhai. Tumhare baare me toh humko pata lag he chuka hai, kisi pauraanik yodha sa jiwan raha hai tumhara aur Bhole bhai ka. Ye Balwan aur Vishnu ki kya kahani hai.?", Ashok ji ne ishare se ek waiter ko 24 gilaas bharne ka kaha aur 2 waiter waha saji plate me garam gosht, namkeen aadi parosne lage. Dheema sangeet nirantar chal raha tha jisme khoye Shankar ne he jawaab dena behtar samjha. Is beech Arjun bhi inse kuch he duri par kursi ghuma kar aa baitha, Balbir ke sath.
"Chota mooh aur badi baat lagegi Gajendra bhai. Ye Gulati, Jaat, Bhuppi aur ye dono (doctor dost) mere humsaath the, doctory me. Sandhu waha Inder ka senior aur mera dost tha. Umed bhi iski he kaksha me tha aur hum sab ka meljol college se bhi pehle se he tha aapas me. Josh nikalne ke liye kushti,kabaddi ya boxing me lagbhag hum sabhi shamil rehte the. Inder state champion bana tha kushti me lekin isne wo trophy kabhi swikaar nahi ki thi. Kyonki hum sabse behtareen khiladi tha Vishnu Vardhan. Main badaai nahi karunga lekin usne mujhe aur Gajju ko 30 second se jyada kabhi tikne nahi diya tha. Balwan inke samkash tha aur ghar pariwar se bhi thik tha hum sabke jaise. Vishnu khel kote me dusre varsh me aaya tha aur thoda gareeb pariwar se tha.", Shankar ne cigratte sulgate hue dabbi Gulati ki taraf badhai aur dusri taraf Bhalla aur Daleep ne bhi dhuan uthaya.
"Matlab sachmuch wo itna khaas tha kya Shankar? Apne Inder se bhi jyada? Aur fir kya hua uske jiwan me.", Daleep ko bhi jaise is sabka pata na tha.
"Fir teesre varsh me Inder ko Vishnu ke baare me sab pata chala. Isne aur Ajju ne koshish bhi ki thi ki usko pata lage bina uski haalat me sudhar kiya jaaye. Us se pehle he hamari ek bahot badi muthbhed hui jis se bahot kuch badal gaya.", Shankar ne Sombir Singh wala prakaran saaf na batate hue kuch viraam liya.
"Sabko pata hai bhai us baat ka aur Gajendra ko fir kabhi bata denge. Mujhe bhi yaad hai ki Vishnu aur Inder hum dono ke peeche aaye the waha.", Umed ne baat aage badhai. Inder ne bhi sar haan me hilaya.
"Aap log samajhte ho ki hum 3 logo ne wo kaarnama kar dikhaya tha lekin uska dusra sach ye bhi hai ki Inder aur Vishnu samay rehte na aate toh baat badal jaati. Us ghatna ke baad Vishnu kuch samay sirf Inder ke sath he raha aur ek din khabar aayi ki uske pariwar ko khatam kar diya gaya hai. Baap, maa, chota bhai aur 2 behne thi uski jinko soye me he maar dala tha kuch darindo ne. Fir wo ek baar college aaya lekin imtihaan nahi diye. Uski khabar he nahi lagi aur wo gaanv bhi nahi gaya wapis.", Shankar ne baat ko kam shabdo me he nibta diya tha kyonki mahol khushi ka tha lekin baat ateet ki kuch dard aur dil se judi.
"Bahot bura hua tha bechare ke sath aur jaante ho Shankar uske baad Balwan ke pariwar ke sath bhi kuch waisa he hua tha. Lekin Inder tab ja chuka tha aur tum doctor ban gaye the.", Sandhu ji ne ek aur dhamaka kiya.
"Chalo is par fir kabhi charcha karenge sardar ji. Aaj toh dastoor alag hai, maamla bhi yaaron ke sath haseen shaam wala hai toh aapko he lapet lete hai. Bhaiyaon, apne Joginder Sandhu ji boxing ke dronacharya hai lekin inke ishq ki bhi majedar kahani hai. Ab Sardaar ji, jara kissa apne lafzo me sunao nahi toh hamara mirch masala jyada ho jayega.", Narinder ne aadtan unhe lapeta toh taaliyan bajne lagi thi. Sabhi ka chehra ab Sandhu ji ki taraf tha jinhe Walia ji bhi chutki kaat rahe the.
"Oh bhrava (bhai) kitthe fansa tah yaar? Lo ji fir bina mirch masale ke sunata hu aap logo ko. Kehne ko toh main Jatt family se hu lekin wo daur kuch aur tha. Hamari shrimati ji thi Patiale ki aur hum XXXX shehar punjab ke. College se pehle saal chuttiyon me ghar ke liye nikla tha aur Inder mujhe leke aaya apne shehar aur idhar se hum dono gaye bus-adde.", Ab baaki sabke sath kuch dur baitha Arjun bhi mand mand muskura raha tha.
"Fir bhai sahab?", Tejpal ne apne aap he pooch liya.
"Fir bhai maine dekhi peele salwar kameej me basant ki patang se lehrati hui wo sikhni jo hath me jaali wali peti liye paseena paunch rahi thi. Bus ka intjaar karti hui wo thoda ghabraai hui jaise kisi ko idhar udhar dhoondne me lagi thi. Inder bahot sharati tha aur isne dekha usko aur mujhe usko dekhte hue. Jaane isne kya kaha tha uske paas ja kar ki wo aur bhi ghabra kar thoda aage chali gayi. Fir bus aayi toh kismat se adde par usme jaane wale hum 2 he sawaar the. Seat bhi 2 logo wali ek he khaali aur jaise he main us sohne gulaab ke paas baitha usne mera gaal itni jor se laal kiya tha ki bus ki break bhi lag gayi.", Baat kehte hue he Sandhu ji ne apne gaal par hath rakh liya jaise wo pal abhi taja taja hua ho.
"Hahaha... ye kaisi love story suna rahe bhai? Matlab ek shabd shuru hone se pehle he thappad khaa baithe sardaar ji? Waise Inder bhai ne kaha kya tha jo aapki itni ijjat-afjaai hui?"
"Ye toh isko he pata hai. Mujhe toh aaj he yaad aaya ke kaand me iska bhi hath tha aur main poochna bhool gaya."
"Arre Joginder bhai, aapne he toh kaha tha us waqt ke 'Inder, es kudi de vich na pehle todd di daaru toh vi vadh nasha hai' aur maine unhe bataya tha ke wo jo sardaar yuvak hai usne nasha kiya hua hai aur wo maine kuch din pehle thaane me bhi dekha tha. Aap sambhal kar jana.", Narinder ke khulase par joro se hansi ki awaaj goonj uthi thi.
"Oh teri toh.. Ghar ka Inder Lanka lagaye. Dekh le Shankar iske kaand. Aur bhaiyon uske baad dhoop me laal gaal pe thappad lagte he meri aankhon me paani aa gaya tha jisko hamari begam ne shayad nasha he samjha. Log toh mauka dekh rahe the meri thukaai karne ka lekin nashe ki baat sunn kar unhone mera basta dekha toh usme boxing ke gloves, medal aur college ka card aadi mila unhe. Main rabb di sau chukki ki main khilaadi hu aur jiwan me kabhi koyi nasha patta nahi kiya, bau ji mere gurughar me paathi hai. Fer sab shaant hue lekin ab sardaarni ji toh rone he lag padi aur agle 4 ghante bas main gaal pe hath rakh unhe khamoshi se khada hua dekhta raha. Patiala bus adde se motor badalni thi mujhe lekin main ruk gaya kuch der. Wo rikshe par baith ke nikli toh bhi mujhe mudd ke dekhti ja rahi thi. Paise dhele jyada na the mere pas isliye ek ek gali duri rakhta main uske peeche dauda. Ghar jyada dur na tha aur usne bhi mujhe aakhir me dekh liya jab wo ghar me jaane lagi. Us din kismat sachmuch meharbaan thi.", Sandhu ji ne yaadon me he khush hote hue apna prem vivran sunaya toh sabko aage sunn ne ki jaldi hui. Har vyakti poora jaam ek ghoont me gale se utaar gaya.
"Fir?"
"Kismat aise kaise meharbaan hui?"
"Hua ye bhai ke hamari billo ka jo ghar tha uske sath wala he meri sagi bua ka tha jo mujhe ekdum se apne saamne dekh khushi se galiyare se bhaagti bahar aayi aur gale laga kar apne sath andar le gayi. Wo time tha jab rishteydar saal-mahino me milne aate toh dil se satkaar hota tha. 20 din main bua ke raha aur fir bua ki beti ne he billo se meri baat karwaai. 2 saal, mai har chutti me pehle bua ke jata aur fir kuch din baad apne ghar. Bua ne toh mere kehne se pehle he unke yaha baat kar li thi aur love story ko arrange marriage banwa diya. Sach kahu toh agar Inder wo kaarnama na karta toh hamari begam toh shayad kabhi dhyaan bhi na deti ki ek sardar ladka, usko dil me basa chuka hai. Wo thappad aur mera character jaan kar he usne mere baare me sochna shuru kiya."
"Dekha Sardaar ji, matlab maante ho na ke main kabhi bhi kuch galat nahi karta.? Is baat par College wala pehalwani naach Sardaar ji ke sath karenge apne Shankar bhai aur .... sabke chahte Bhuppi urf Bhupender bhaiya. Oh bhai sangeetkaar, gana laga de 'jija tu kala main gori ghani'.", Inder ne ye rukka jor se lagaya tha aur sharaab ke halke suroor me jhoomte Sandhu ji toh apne sath Sangwan ko bhi liye us manch par chal diye. Shankar aur Bhuppi ko dhakke de de kar waha bheja gaya aur fir is hariyanvi gaane ke mahila bol par Sandhu ji ke thumke aur purush vaani par Shankar jaam pakde kisi pehalwan sarikhe ek taang ek hath upar utha kar jhoomne laga. Kuch he der me wo sabhi 2 darjan log waha gilaas liye uchal kood karne lage the. Samay jaise 25-26 saal peeche chala gaya ho aur ye college ka varshik-utsav ho jaha daaru shaamil thi bas anushashan se pare.
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Babita ke wo sughad aur hahakari gore nitambh aaj-tak bedaag the. Fooli hui choot ka andruni gulaabi bhaag kisi rubber ki tarah phail kar Arjun ke sakht aur motte lung ko poora andar samahit kiye kasa hua tha. Sachmuch wo dudhari jersey gaaye si Babita bas is tagde junglee ghode ke liye he bani thi aur uske latakte hue dono motte doodh daboche Arjun ne kamar ko gati pradan ki toh kamre se Babita ki jordaar siskaariyan goonj uthi.
"Aahhh... khaagad.. ummm.. tera jor dekh ke toh ek baar meri bhi himmat na hoti.. aaiiii.. araam se daba mere bobbe, abhi doodh na aata inme.", Babita ka chehra itni he der me surkh laal ho chuka tha. Muskaan ke sath aadhi chudaai se he Arjun ka lund phool kar kahi jyada motta aur bhaynkar ho chuka tha. Babita ki naram choot ki surang in gehre dhakko aur sakht ragad se itni jaldi paniyane lagi thi ki kaamras Arjun ke andkosh bhigone laga. Arjun bhi aasakt tha Babita ke prati kyonki iske sath he wo itni ghanghor chudaai kar pata tha, jaha koyi bandish ya darr na tha.
"Huhhh.. Doodh bhi niklega Babbu darling.. aahhh.. Sachmuch tumhe aise dekh kar khud par kaabu nahi rehta.. aahhh.. Aur ye gubbare kuch bade bhi hone lage hai..", Arjun doodh masalta poori jaan se Babita ki thukaai karne me juta raha. Har dhakke par Babita ke wo asadharan kulhe rubber ke golo se hilne lagte. Thapp-thapp ka madhur sangeet itna tej tha ki bathroom me band Muskaan bhi isko sunn kar paani ke niche khadi apne taja chudi choot ko sehlane lagi. Babita ke halke bhoore nipple buri tarah masle jaane se jamuni hone lage the aur gore chuche laal. Har baar wo moosal andar bahar hota kuch jyada chamakne lagta. Babita ke sharir ko samajhte hue Arjun ne kaamras se apni ungli chikni karke ek he baar me us laal-phool se band ched me utaar di.
"Ooiii maa re.. Yo na kare nahi toh Golu .. aahhh... kar aur jor se kar.. aahhh..", Apni he baat ko nakarti hui Babita ab is 3 tarfa humle ka poora maja lene lagi. Ek hath se uska ek ubhar masalta Arjun chudaai ke sath sath ungli se Babita ke gaand ka chhalla bhi dhila karne laga. Sharir me jordaar kampann hote he Babita chucho ke bal he bister par dher hui aur un motte chuttado ke beech ki naram khaai me Arjun ne ek jhatke me he poora lund utaar diya. Gaand lachili na hoti toh buri taraf fatt kar chirna taye tha. Ek jordaar cheekh ke saath Babita ne apan sar idhar udhar patka lekin jald he Arjun ke nirantar dhakko ne uski gaand ko bhi apna gulaam bana liya.
"Aaaaaaiiii.. faad di re meri raam-pyaari.. aahhhh.. Tera sotta (danda) bahot jaalim hai Arjunnnnn.. aur kaske maar ya nigodi.. aahhh.. aise he..", Babita madhosh hoti hui apna ek hath choot par dabaye 2-3 ungliyan andar karne lagi. Arjun bhi utne he josh se us kase hue guda-dwaar ka jarra jarra hilata hua apne antim pal ke kareeb tha.
"Aaahhhh.. aaaya main Babbu.. ummmmm", Is baar usne gaand ki dono faanke failate hue apne andkosh tak us chhed ke bahar tika diye. Itni gehraai me wo pehle kabhi na gaya tha. Babita ko apne peit tak uske veerya ki garam dharaye goli si lagti mehsoos hui toh choot ne ek baar fir paani ugal diya. Wo cheekhti hui jhadd rahi thi aur Arjun hunkaarta hua paseene me lathpath apne veerya ki antim boond tak Babita ke us kase hue chhed ki gehraai me girata buri tarah Babita ko jakde tha. Agle 3-4 minute tak dono waise he dher rahe aur Babita ne hosh sambhalte hue dhimi awaaj me kaha.
"Uth ja khaagad.. aahhh.. Aaj main Golu ke saamne na ja sakti.. uff marr gayi re Muskaan tere chakkar me..aahhh.", Lund pukk ki awaaj karta bahar nikal wapis un motte kulho par lambvat tik gaya. Gadha safed taral rista hua choot ki taraf ja raha tha aur Arjun Babita ki bagal me leta uske ek motte doodh ko halke halke hontho se peeta jaise Babita se alag hona he nahi chahta tha.
"Hatt ja malang.. uff.. ja ke lund dho le bathroom me aur 2-3 baar jaldi jaldi service kar de agle kuch dino me. Aaahhhhh.. Golu aur main fer Shimla jaa rahe ek mahine ke liye.", Babita ne bina he safaai kiye jameen par giri apni salwaar pehni aur fir bra-kameej pehan kar langdati hui wapis bed par aa ke pasar gayi. Arjun bhi muskurata hua bathroom ki chitkani khol andar gaya toh bheegi khadi Muskaan ko baahon me liye uske sath he halki chhed-chaad karta naha kar pehle khud bahar aaya aur kapde pehan kar haveli se chal diya. Babita ke honth bhi choos choos kar usne utne he fula diye the jitne Muskaan ke.
"Dekh tere chakkar me meri durgati bhi ho gayi.. aaahh.. hans kya rahi hai waha khadi khadi? Ab apne jija ko roti daal diyo aur bata diyo meri tabiyat dheeli hai thodi.", Muskaan kapde pehne bahar aayi toh usko hansta dekh Babita bhi sharmane ke sath sath hans rahi thi. Arjun ne Muskaan ke sath jaha poore pyaar se sansarg kiya tha wahi Babita ki dono taraf se buri tarah chudaai karke uska har ang jhakjhor diya tha.
"Waise aap itni badi ho fir bhi shor bahot macha rahi thi.", Muskaan baal sukhati hui khud ko aaine me dekhti hui boli.
"Jis din tere pichwade me wo loha bharega na fir puchungi tere se. Aayi badi ki bachi. Tere sath bahot narmi hai uski, dil se pyaar karta hai tujhe aur parwah bhi. Waise thoda bahot mila kar Arjun se time nikaal ke. Maine dekha tha ke wo tere sath time bitana pasand karta hai. Kal market chaliyo, tere liye lehnga aur choli lene.", Babita ne 2 takiye bagal me rakhte hue bade he sneh se aisa kaha tha.
"Shabnam didi keh rahi thi ki jab pyaar ki koyi manzil na ho toh peeche hat jana he sahi hai. Lekin Babita didi, ye jaruri toh nahi na ki pyaar jo abhi haansil hai us par kabja dikhaya jaaye? Isme koyi contract sign thodi na hota hai. Mujhe bhi pata hai ki Arjun mujhse pyaar karta hai aur jab wo mere sath hota hai toh sirf meri he baat karta hai. Main isme he khush hu lekin Shabnam didi jis tarah keh rahi thi, mujhe atcha nahi laga.", Muskaan ne apne baalo ko ek dhile rubber se baandh kar Babita ki bagal me aate hue kaha. Uske chehre ki chamak ab kahi jyada thi lekin kuch gambhirta aa chuki thi badi behan ka jikar karke.
"Wo bawli hai Muskaan. Shabnam ko main bhali bhanti jaanti hu aur Arjun ka naam leke ungli bhi karti rahi wo naani wali haveli me. Ab Arjun ne itne ehsaan kar diye uspe toh dil se chahne bhi lagi hogi. Aur ek sach ye bhi hai ke Arjun na kabhi tera ho sakta na uska. Lekin uska dil hai na usme sabke liye jagah hai. Rahi baat kabje wali baat toh wo ek plot pe hota hai, poore shehar pe nahi. Arjun pe jaan dene wali koyi hum 3 he hai kya? Waise tune jo bhi kaha wo sach hai Muskaan. Jab kisi par haq jatana ho toh wo bhi poori tarah se aapka hona chahiye. Baaki pyaar toh ehsaas hai aur ek ehsaas ko yaad karke poori zindagi khushi se gujaari ja sakti hai, bas usme milawat na ho. Chal main bhi tere sath he chalti hu aangan me.", Babita bhi poori gehraai se ijhaar kar rahi thi aur Muskaan ko bhi atcha laga tha ki Arjun ke sath uske pyaar ko Babita bhi sahi se samajhti hai.
Udhar is halke andhere me car ko gaanv ke bahar wali sadak par liye bas kuch he aage aaya tha ki 50 kadam saamne beech sadak laal splendor motorcycle lagaye khade Anil aur Kuldeep najar aaye. Arjun ne ek gehri saans lete hue unse kuch he faansle par car rokte hue aaspas najar daudai aur bahar nikal aaya.
"Maafi maang le aur fer chala ja yaha se. Aainda is taraf najar bhi na aaiyo aur baaki teri marji.", Arjun ko apne saamne spaat chehre khada dekh ye baat Kuldeep ne kahi thi lekin Anil ke chehre par toh jaise jamaane bhar ka gussa vyaapt tha. Arjun ne baat sunn kar haami bhari.
"Aapko meri baat galat lagi toh iske liye mujhe maaf kar dijiye. Aur koshish rahegi ki main is taraf na he aaun.", Arjun ne hath jodd kar ek baar Kuldeep ki taraf dekha aur fir Anil ko. Itna bol kar wo abhi mudne he laga tha ki Anil bifar pada.
"Aade sadak ke beech naak ragad meri jooti ke saamne. Meri behan khaatir bhunda bolya tha ne toh khairiyat ya se ke jameen pe hath dhar. Nahi toh apne paanv pe chaalan joga toh main chhodu koni.", Anil motorcycle se aage aata hua Arjun ke ab thik saamne khada tha. Kad-kaathi uski bhi 6 feet thi aur utna he majboot sharir. Lekin ab Arjun ke chehre par jo sard muskaan aayi wo batane ke liye paryapt thi ki saamne wala jarurat se jyada he bol gaya hai.
"Tum jara bhi samajhdar insaan nahi ho. Kuldeep agar tum apne dost ki durdasha nahi chahte toh isko abhi yaha se le jao. Waise bhi main kuch jaldi me hu aur jaldi me kaam galat ho he jata hai.", Arjun itna bol kar palta he tha ki Anil ka dharya jawaab de gaya. Usne pehalwani ke asool se viprit Arjun ke peeth par waar karne ki koshish ki thi lekin shishe me uske aks ko dekhta Arjun kahi jyada he tej nikla. Kuldeep jabtak kuch samajhta uska ye pagal dost sadak par Arjun ki jooti ke niche pada tha. Sar pe jordaar chot lagi thi Anil ke aur ab uska sharir tadaf raha tha.
"Maine kaha tha ke jaldi me kaam galat he hota hai. Aur kaise pehalwan ho jo peeth piche waar karte ho? Kuldeep, motorcycle ek taraf karo aur fir isko kisi dispensary me dikhane le jana. Baaki agar tum bhi aisa he kuch karne ka vichaar rakhte ho toh mujhe jyada se jyada ek minute lagega lekin idhar tum dono ko ilaaj ke liye leke jaane wala mujhe koyi najar nahi aa raha. Gaanv me toh main jab dil karega tab aaunga lekin ye agar mujhe haveli ke aaspas bhi dikha na toh jo maine kaha tha wo main karke dikhaunga.", Arjun ne Anil ki chhaati se paanv hatate hue ke baar Kuldeep ko ghoor ke dekha jo abhi tak hairat me tha ki 100 kilo wajni uske dost ke sath pal bhar me ye kya ho gaya. Car ka darwaja khulte he sadak se motorcycle bhi ek taraf ho chuki thi. Arjun ne apni bagal wali seat par rakha angocha Anil ke chehre par fekte hue ishaare se kuldeep ko samjhaya ki wo is kapde se iska khoon rok le.
"Chalta hu aur agar ye sab kabhi akhaade me karo toh behtar hoga. Baaki kisi se ye kehna nahi ki aisa maine kiya hai.", Arjun ne Kuldeep ko muskura kar aakhiri baat kahi thi jo Anil ke sar pe angocha baand raha tha. Car nikal chuki thi aur Anil dard se karaah raha tha.
"Behanchod mana bhi karu tha ke beech me taang na adaaiyo apni. Wo maan bhi gaya tha aur jaave bhi tha chup-chaala. Samajh bhi koni aaya tu kadd sadak pe ja laagya aur manne saaf pata hai ke wo chahta toh teri arr meri bhundi durgati kar deta. Khappar (sar) khulwaye bina chain na aaya na tanne bhi?", Kuldeep ne thoda kaske wo gamcha Anil ke sar pe lapeta toh wo karahta hua paanv pasare sadak par he baith gaya. Kuch samay tak toh usko sabkuch ghoomta hua he lag raha tha aur fir aankhon ka dhundlapan kam hua toh bahot dhimi awaaj me bola.
"Ke hoya tha?"
"Maa chud gayi aur hum dekhte he reh gaye. Baawlbooch, teri haalat dekh jara. Wo toh kaam karke nikal liya aur eb tu chal mere sath doctor dhore. Thoda kass ke pakad liye manne.", Kuldeep ne motorcycle idhar laa kar pehle Anil ko mushkil se baithaya aur fir ek hath se uska hath pakde dusre se motorcycle araam se chalata hua apni manjil ki taraf badh chala. Unhone kisse kahani samajh kar Arjun ka vishwas na karke ye bhaari galti ki thi lekin fir bhi jyada nuksaan na hua.
"Bijender ya Vikas ne bol ke samjhota karwa liye Kullu.. aah maa ri, kadd bhi dukhan laagi meri toh. Daaru utre baad toh bahot dukhega bhai."
"Kise ne kuch na kahiye Anil, wo bol ke gaya hai. Bas koyi puche toh bolna hai splendor tisal (fisal) gayi thi. Le eb aade teri marham-patti karwa ke fer main tanne ghar chhod dunga.", Inki ye dardbhari daastan abhi aise he chalne wali thi aur udhar Arjun ye geet sunta-gungunata hua ghar ki taraf pahuchne laga tha. "Chhoti si kahani se, baarisho ke paani se....saari baatein dhull gayi... naa jaane kyun dil bhar gaya."
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"Aap ek baar soch lo ji. Kahi ye fainsla lena bhaari na par jaaye aapko. Wo din kuch aur tha or us samay aapke sath Raghubir bhai sahab bhi the. Aaj yaha mala utaar kar aap wo kaam karne ja rahe ho jiski ijajat aapke asool bhi nahi dete.", Ghar se sabhi purush Sanjiv ki sharaab wali mefil ke liye nikal chuke the aur bas Rameshwar ji he kamre me khade apne kurte pyjame ke sath wo sab dhaaran kar rahe the jo unka dharam bhai aur aatma Raghubir Singh pehna karte the.
"Thaanedarni ji, aaj yahi samajh lo ki Raghubir ja raha hai apne paute ko shubhkaamnaye dene. Rahi baat peene pilane ki toh waha Rameshwar dhyaan rakh lega is baat ka ki kahi bhi jyada na ho. Arjun ko sath liye ja raha hu aur agar thoda bhi adhik hua toh wo samay se wapis aa jayega ghar aur main udhar he kamre me araam kar lunga.", Rameshwar ji ki chhata dekh ek pal toh khud Kaushalya ji bhi mohit ho chuki thi. Aaj barso baad he wo itne khush the aur aise mahol me unhone jyada kuch na kehte hue uth kar almaari se wo sone ki ghadi nikaal kar unki taraf badha di jiske upar Raghu-Ram ankit tha.
"Fir toh aaj apne charo beto (umed sahit) ko bhi milwa dena is roop se. Jaante ho na Raghubir bhai sahab mehfil me kisi ko apne se upar nahi jaane dete the, siwaye aapke? Aaj sabko ehsaas hona he chahiye ki ye Pandit ji nahi hai. Sharaab se jyada maayne hai mere liye aapke aur Raghubir bhai sahab ke prem ke. Raat wahi rukna aur lagta hai Arjun bhi aa gaya. Bhajan ne yaha samaan bhijwane ke sath sath log bhi lagwa diye hai apne toh aap nishchint he jaaye.", Car ki awaaj se Kaushalya ji ne unhe sachet kiya toh Pandit ji bhi muskura diye.
"Haan bhai ab ye Arjun maharaaj bhi sath jaayenge he. Pehle bhi ek Arjun pahuch jata tha aisi jagah lekin ab isko toh sath he leke jaunga. Jara wo laal rumaal bhi dedo jis se tumhari bhi kami na lage.", Rameshwar ji ki aisi chuhal sunn kar Kaushalya ji bharpoor sharmaai lekin fir unhone bhi safed kinare wala ek laal rumaal khudse apne pati ki daayi jeb me rakh diya.
"Nar-Narayan toh kabhi alag ho nahi sakte. Le jaao apne dhanurdhar ko aur pehle he bata deti hu ki Shankar ke mahol me wo rama toh aapka hukka paani fir bagiche me milega."
"Haan jaise main hukka peeta hu? Chalo ab apna dhyaan rakhna aur aaj Shashtri ji ke bhi kuch dukh dur karte hai. Raghubir ka unse bhi bahot prem tha aur ab toh wo chai bhi tumhare hath ki peene aate hai jaise Raghubir kehta tha hamesha."
"Niklo ab yaha se. Aaye bade chai waale. Aap bhool gaye lekin mujhe yaad hai Pramod Shastri isliye unhone mujhe seedha bhabhi kaha tha. Bas thoda samay laga yaad aane me lekin main aur Purnima unse mile the jab Shalini ka 15va janamdin tha.", Kaushalya ji ne unhe vida kiya kyonki Arjun bhi aa chuka tha yaha. Apne dada ko aise dekh wo bas muskurata hua fir se car ke steering par ja baitha. Aaj Rameshwar ji uski bagal me baithe the. Kisse kahani se bhari raat ki shuruaat ghar se he shuru hui.
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Ijjat Babita ki rakhkar aapko haqiqat se bhi awgat karwa hai mere bhai..... Varna Goli bhi pehlwan hai pehle usse kusti ka dam bharoWese mai bolne he wala tha ki mujhe kab se babita ki yaad aane lagi aur Dmahi19 bhaiya ne kar di beijaati
I also like Babita Didi , the XXX factor of the story..... Naye naye launde bhi haath apni **** jagah lagane lagte hain sirf naam sunkar aur scene unka mahino tak haath hatane nahi deta
Lage raho bhai
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Bawliponch index hi dykh lety yh likhny sy pehlyBhaiya yeh wala update shyad 176(3) nhi hai
Arey kya keh rhe ho bhaiya ? Smjha nhiBawliponch index hi dykh lety yh likhny sy pehly
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Arey han tbhi toh likha last update 176(2) tha and yeh 176(3) hona chaiye tha lekin Enigma bhaiya ne 177(3) likha hai. Isliye mene esa poochaPage 1 dykho 176 update tak index update hy
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