Incest Pyaar - 100 Baar

[Lallu]

Waiting bro

 

[Billi420]

Enigma bhaiya ki ghari mn 10 11 sy baad mn aata hy so keep waiting

 

[firefox420]

aaj ka ho gaya .. 2 din baad milte hai .. shubhraatri mitro

 

[MR SINGH]

Sa

aaj ka ho gaya .. 2 din baad milte hai .. shubhraatri mitro

Sajanva chale gaye katwa ke aur bole hamara ho gaya

 

[Iron Man]

 

[LightingEel]

Bade bhaiya aaj update ayega kya.??

 

[Harpreetsingh1989]

Update aaj raat 10 baje se pehle dunga dosto. Tabiyat thik nahi hai lekin alternate days par update deta rahunga. And sorry for yesterday Bili Bhai

Bhai sahab sogye lagte hai nind ki goli khake tabiyat thik nahi hai na.

 

[Billi420]

Boht hi dykhi mn k sath bta rha hoo bary bhiya ki tabiyt theek nh hony ki wjah sy bhabi ji ny laptop ko almari ki nazr kar diya hy ab chup chaap sy sojao nhi too bhabi ji khee danda joti ly k yhaa aagayi too tum sab khud hi almari mn ghus jao gy ap sab ka shub chintak

 

[Enigma]

Update 169
Pushpak


Ghar me geet aur shagan ka karyakram apne swaroop he chal raha tha. Keshav mama ne sabke tilak ityadi karke apne dono pramukh bhanja-bhanji ko kapde, gehne aadi se bhaat bhar kar wo sab bhi dikhaya jo wo apne sath le kar aaye the inhe shaadi me dene ke liye. Ye riwaaj he the jisme mama he apne bhanje/bhanji ko pehla shagun bhent karte hai.

Aadatan sabhi mahilaye kapde, gehno aadi me ruchi le rahi thi aur sabhi ke chehro par khoob waah-wahi thi ki Keshav ji ne itna kuch kiya hai. Rameshwar ji se lekar Preeti tak sabhi ke liye kuch na kuch jarur tha. Shagun abhi aur aage badha jab khud Sohanlal ji apni biwi Anjana ji ke sath padhare. Ek pal toh Kaushalya ji ne hairat se unke peeche samaan liye aaye Bittu aur Rajesh ko mana kiya lekin unhone he khud Keshav ke sar pe hath rakhne ke baad ijajat maangi.

"Behan ji, bache toh hamare liye bhi sabhi barabar hai. Sanjiv he toh pehla bacha tha jo hamare yaha Rekha ke sath aaya tha. Keshav bada hai aur uske baad Bittu ka bhi toh haq hai. Mana karke hume bahar matt kijiye aur Sarpanch ji bhi aaye hai.", Sohanlal ji ke shabdo ka prabhaav gehra he hua Kaushalya ji par aur wahi Rameshwar ji ki aankhon me bhi halka sa geelapan ubhar aaya, khushi se.

"Haan toh Sohan bhai waise bhi yada kada toh koyi punya kaam karte hai. Keshav beta, aapke sath ab pita-tulya Sohan bhai hai aur ye sarpanch pe jurmana lagega, laajmi.", Apni jagah se khade ho kar Rameshwar ji ne Krishna ji ke pita aur Sohanlal ji ka gale lag kar abhaar prakat kiya. Mahol aur bhi behtar ho gaya tha jab ghar ki pehli shaadi me wo rishteydar bhi jinki apni alag alag betiyan yaha byahi gayi thi, unhone bhi Lalita ji ko baap ki kami khalne na di.

"Is Sarpanch ki panchayat toh mehmaankhane me lagegi thanedar, tumhe Kundan bula raha wahi pe. Yaha betiyon aur bacho ke beech dillagi tum kaha kar rahe ho hume atche se khabar hai.", Aisa majaak Pandit ji ke sath ya toh khud Kaushalya ji kar sakti thi ya fir Sohanlal ji aur bas 2-3 unke hum-umar kareebi. Sohanlal ji ka sath khud Kaushalya ji ne diya in hansi ke thahako ke beech.

"Sahi kaha bhai sahab aapne. Purnima toh chalo inki najro ke aas-pas he rehti hai aur aaj Sunanda ke sath sath Anjana didi bhi aayi hai isliye khushi dekhte he banti hai inki.", Madhu ke sath sath Renuka, Rajeshwari, Romela ityaadi ki bhi hansi ki awaaj buland ho gayi thi. Wahi jin jin ke naam Kaushalya ji ne liye the wo sabhi chehra pallu me dabaye sharamsaar hone lagi. Khisiyate hue Pandit ji toh hath jodd kar jo waha se nikle palat kar dekha bhi nahi.

"Daadi, ab mujhe samajh aaya ye Ritu kyun itni hansod hai aur bebaak bhi. Aapne he ghutti di thi na isko?", Alka hanste hue Kaushalya ji se boli aur Ritu usko ghoor kar chup rehne ka kehne lagi. Hansi khushi ke inhi lamho me ek baar fir se wahi shagun aur geet goonjne lage the. Riti-riwaaj ka sahi maksad kya hai ye wahi samajh sakte hai jinhe bhare-poore pariwar ko ekatrit rakhne ki samajh ho. Inki jarurat itni he hoti hai ki apne ke prati khulkar prem jaahir kiya ja sake aur nirantar chalti zindagi se kuch kshann apno ke beech vyatit kiya ja sake.

"Arjun beta, ab Sanjiv ko pichle ghar le ja apni kisi bhi bua ke sath. Hamara pehla ghar wahi hai aur teri bua iski chhaap wahi utaregi. Najar bandhne ke baad tum ghar se akele bahar nahi jaoge iske baad Sanjiv.", Kaushalya ji ne apni jagah se uth kar ek kinare wali thaali Arjun ko pakdate hue dono ko hidayat di. Arjun ko ab samajh aaya tha ki daadi us ghar ko itna kyun maanti hai.

"Maa, najar aur chhaap Renu ko karne do. Maa bann ne wali hai ye toh bacha bhi najar me shamil hoga.", Madhu ne apni jagah Renuka ko aage kar diya tha aur yahi mehfil me baat khol bhi di thi ki Renuka garbhvati hai. Krishna ji ne ek laal chunari, jo khaas thi wo Lalita ji ko ishare se Renuka ko udhane ko kaha. Ab bhaat ki he rasam ke beech Renuka ko bhi sabhi bado ka aashirwad mil gaya tha.

"Lalita, neg tayaar rakhiyo meri beti ke liye. Tere chhore ki najar karke aayegi toh marji ka vachan legi tujhse.", Yaha ye awaaj Purnima ji ki taraf se aayi thi jinhone saaf keh diya tha unke liye bhi Renuka waisi he hai jaise Madhu-Shalini.

"Vachan hai maa ji, iski goadbharai bhi aisi he karungi aur shagun Renuka ke bhai sahab jaane.", Lalita ji bhi aaj us peeli saree bhi basant ka mausam lag rahi thi jinhe bacho ke byaah se jyada khushi thi ki sabhi dil se yaha shaamil hai aur unhe poora satkaar bhi mila. Arjun ne apne bade bhaiya ko bhi uthne me madad ki aur inke sath he Preeti bhi apni bua ke peeche Afsana ko liye.

"Hum bhi jaa sakte hai na daadi?", Uthne ke baad he Preeti ne wapis mudd kar Kaushalya ji se poocha toh unhone bhi hanste hue hath ke ishare se jaane ko kaha. Thaali ab Preeti ke hath thi aur Arjun ne khud bhaiya aur baaki sabke liye darwaje khol sabke baithne ke baad cielo bahar nikali.

"Tumne ye car kyun nikali?", Sawaal na chahte hue bhi Preeti ke mooh se nikal he gaya jiska jawaab khud Sanjiv bhaiya ne diya.

"Aisa hai Preeti ki Arjun chahe jitna bhi khud ko naastik ya alag bataye par jaisa daadi kehti hai ye waisa he karta hai. Shubh kaam ke liye ja rahe hai isliye isne black car ki jagah ye gaadi nikali. Dekh lo bhagwaan me nahi maanta par kirshan ji ka challa chabi me rakhta hai ye.", Sanjiv bhaiya bhi khulkar bolne lage hai ye ab Preeti ke liye nayi baat nahi rahi thi par Renuka ko khushi hui ki uska bada bhatija wo gambhir vyakti nahi raha jiski awaaj he yada kada sunai padti thi.

"Is Arjun ne toh tumhe bhi bolna sikha diya Sanjiv.", Renuka bua ki baat par ek pal toh Sanjiv sakpaka gaya lekin morcha Arjun ne apne hath liya.

"Kyon bua, aapko nahi sikhaya maine? Aap toh hamesha daadi ke he chipki rehti thi lekin ab dekho toh logo ke saamne khud ko Preeti ki badi behan batane lagi ho.", Ye baat khudse he jodi thi Arjun ne, behan wali. Aur iske sath he Renuka bua ne uska halke se kaan khinch diya. Akele hote toh wo aisa kadaapi na karti lekin is pal me ye bhi jatana tha ki bua bhatija bhi hai ye log.

"Dekha Sanjiv is shaitaan ko?", Bua ne aisa kaha he tha ki Arjun ne aaine se ek najar Renuka ko dekha aur jab dono ki najre mili toh Arjun ne aankh daba di. Mahol ekdum he shaant ho gaya tha. Sanjiv mooh dabaye hansi rok raha tha, Renuka ki najre sharam se jhuki thi aur Arjun ki harkat Preeti se bhi na bachi thi jo ab Sanjiv bhaiya jaise hansi daba kar bahar dekh rahi thi.

"Achanak hua kya hai?", Afsana jo itni der se ye sab khushi se dekh rahi thi, wo chup na reh saki aur iske baad bas Preeti, Sanjiv aur Arjun ke hansne ki awaaj he jawab me mili. Car ruk chuki thi aur Preeti ne uchak kar bahar dekha.

"Yaha toh pehle se he uncle log hai.", Umed, Rajesh ki car idhar wale ghar ke bahar he khadi dekh Preeti ne kaha tha. Arjun ne utar kar bada gate khola aur ek pal ke bagiche ki taraf hairat se dekh wapis car me baith usko ghar ke andar he le aaya.

"Yaha toh bhaiya khushti chal rahi hai.", Arjun ke aisa kehte he car se utarne wale sabhi ke chehre us taraf gaye jaha ghaans tayaar karne wali kacchi jagah ko kuch jyada he pola karke akhada sa he bana diya tha in logo ne. Preeti ne bhi Afsana ki tarah sar se ghuma kar gale me dupatta karte hue ghar ke andar wale hisse ka rukh kiya. Ye log andar chale gaye aur Arjun is akhaade ki taraf khincha aaya jaha Daleep mausa aur Dharampal ji akhade ke beech the wahi bahar poore josh me haunsla badhate uske pita, Inder chacha, Umed chacha, Rajesh mama, Ashok fufa ke sath sath chota Sangwan, Mehul Gulati aur Bhupinder bhi maujood the.

"Mere 2000 Dharampal bhai pe.", Ye Inder chacha ne bola he tha ki Daleep ji ne apne samaan tagde Dharampal ji ko kaakh ki taraf se hath daal kar mitti me peeth ke bal patak diya aur iske sath he chacha ki jagah ab Arjun ke pita chehak rahe the.

"Inder, Dharampal bhai me ab wo baat na rahi jo pehle thi. Tab Daleep ek minute nahi tikta tha aur aaj dekh pichle 10 minute me khel 50-50 raha lekin jeet Daleep ki hui. 5000 hara hai tu, 3 Umed se aur 2 mere se.", Shankar ki baat sunn kar jaha Inder ka chehra thoda mayus tha wahi Daleep ji khud Dharampal ji ka hath thaame akhaade ke dusri taraf aa baithe. Ye log yaha poori tayari se aaye the jaise unke paas kapde the aur saaf safaai ke saadhan bhi.

"Bhai, Shankar agar Umed ke sath akhaade me utarta hai toh mere 10 hajaar Shankar pe.", Ashok ji ne ye peshkash rakhi toh jija ki baat sunn kar turant he Shankar ne apni kameej utaar kar Rajesh ko pakda di. Umed bagle jhaank raha tha.

"Mere 15 Gajju pe jija. Chal be Gajju, naak na katwa diyo.", Umed saaf suthre kurte pajame me tha jo Inder ki baat sunn kar jhijhakta hua khada hua. Arjun unse 20 kadam dur idhar aangan me baitha ye sab dekh raha tha. Uske baap-chacha aur mama log is umar me bhi itne chust aur tagde hai. Ghar ke andar Renuka bua wahi sab kar rahi thi jo unhe Kaushalya ji ne samjhaya tha.

"Yaar kapdo ka panga hai mere nahi toh ladd leta. Tu he bhid le Inder iske sath.", Umed ki baar sunn kar baaki sabhi ke chehro pe muskaan aayi wahi Inder ke nirasha.

"Dekh Shankar ne bhi toh shirt khol di. Tu bhi kurta utaar aur pajame ki jagah ye track pehan le jo Rajesh laya hai.", Yaha toh jitne bhi track ek taraf pade the wo sabhi plastic ke lifafo me band the, jaise abhi tak prayog he na hue ho. Umed ek track pajama liye gaaye wale kamre me ja ghusa.

"Jija, ye track pajame aapke papa ne Arjun ke liye mangwaye the aur mujhe ni lagta ek bhi sahi salamat pahuchega.", Rajesh ke swar me jo vinti thi usko dekh Shankar ke sath sath baaki sabhi hansne lage.

"Tu pehle bata deta ke ye Arjun ke hain. Ab kushti ka program bhi tum log banao aur baad me rona bhi tumhara. Koyi na, 10 aur le aayio baad me. Tera he bhanja hai."

"Hahaha.. aaj toh waise Rajesh ko bhi 2-2 hath karne he chahiye. Saale sahab ne jaane aakhiri baar kab patakhni khaayi hogi?", Narinder ne baat ko ghumate hue Rajesh ko he lapet liya tha.

"Haan, sahi kaha Inder bhai. Ye apna Bhuppi bhi keh raha ke isko mitti ka swaad bahot pasand. Ek mukabla toh Rajesh bhai aur Bhuppi ka fix aur mere pehle se he 5000 Rajesh pe.", Ye Sangwan tha jo maje lene me inke he samkaksh tha. Dusri taraf baitha Bhuppi narajgi se inhe dekhne laga.

"Aaja be Bhole, tu bhi kya yaad karega.", Umed Sirf track pajame me idhar aaya tha aur uska jism kahi se Shankar se kam na tha balki sughad aur kuch chauda he tha Shankar se. Wahi kisi Arabi ghode sa kasa hua Shankar beshak aadha foot kad me kam tha lekin kandhe batate the ki kyon baaki sabhi ki najro me taqat ka dusra naam tha wo.

"Mere 10 Shankar pe aur Dharam bhai ke 10 Umed pe.", Daleep ne dono ki taraf se jab daanv lagaya toh Dharampal ji bhi hans diye. Idhar Inder ke 'start' kehte he wo dono tagde sharir ek dusre ki hatheliyan jakde bhid gaye. Sachmuch jor barabar he tha inme aur Arjun gor se dekh raha tha ke uske pita ke patt aur panje kitne majboot hai. Umed ke paanv piche sarak rahe the aur iske baad achanak he Shankar ka sharir hawa me utha aur fir peeth mitti me.

"Oh behanchod.. Ye kya tha Umed bhai?", Sangwan ki mooh se anyaas he nikla tha ye jab usne Shankar ko chitt dekha.

"Tension nahi Param bhai. In dono ka fainsla aise nahi hota. Gajju garam kar raha hai abhi Shankar ko aur inka best of 5 hai. Matlab jo 3 patakni de gaya wo jeetega.", Narinder ke khulase se Umed par daanv lagane wale thode nakhush dikhe the lekin wo maan rahe the ki Umed jitega he. Iske sath he fir se shuru hua daur lekin Shankar ne is bar panje pakadne ki jagah kisi saand ki tarah jhukk kar Umed ki kamar giraft me lete hue karari patakhni di. Ashok ji ko bhi ummeed na thi ki is umar bhi Shankar itna furtila hoga.

"Oh bhai.. Ye kya tha?"

"Jija, abhi dekhna Shankar ki duniya kaise palat ti hai.", Narinder ko jaise pehle he pata tha ke aage kya hona hai aur iske baad ke lagatar 2 daanv Umed ne chaturaai se jeet kar 3-1 se mukabla apne naam kar liya. In dono ke beech har baar bas ek he daav me patakhni ho jaati thi, jaise cricket me har ball par 6 ya out wala hisaab ho. Shankar ka jism itni der me he jaise kuch phool gaya tha.

"Aahh.. sala ye sab ab apne bas ka nahi raha.", Umed ek taraf he pasar gaya tha aur Shankar ne paani peete hue muskura kar Inder ki taraf dekha.

"Pata hai Gajju aisa kyun keh raha hai? Shankar ki battery charge ho chuki hai ab aur agar is waqt main bhi is se bhida toh gardan kal tak dukhti rahegi.", Narinder ko gehraai se pata tha aapas me har bhai ka hisaab.

"Chacha ji agar sirf khel he hai toh meri taraf se Arjun daavedar hai.", Ye awaaj Sanjiv bhaiya ki thi jo kitni der se idhar khade the khud Arjun ko khabar na hui. Jaise Preeti unki bagal me khadi thi matlab saaf tha ke Arjun ko bali ka bakra banaya gaya tha.

"Paise waise hai kya dulhe raja ya aise he apna ghoda race me utaarne chale aaye. Renu, tu toh udhaar nahi de rahi inhe. Dekh le ek naukri nahi karta aur dusre ki jeb filhal khaali hai.", Narinder ji ka jawaab sunn kar Renuka bua ne hanste hue naa me sar hilaya lekin Arjun toh uth kar car ki taraf he chal diya.

"Oh tera ghoda toh reverse gear pakad gaya Sanjiv. Hahaha.. paise baad me de dena bhai, ek he ghar me rehte hai sab.", Rajesh mama ne taang khinchaai ki thi aur Sanjiv bhaiya ne Arjun ko wapis bulaya.

"Bhaiya, papa aur chacha logo me main kahi bhi fit nahi baithta. Aur ghar pe kaam bhi hai abhi.", Wo dhimi awaaj me ye sab keh raha tha.

"Koyi kaam nahi hai abhi ghar pe.", Ab Preeti ne bhi tilli laga di thi

"Koyi jugaad bitha rahe ho kya tum sab mil kar? Atcha jao jao, koyi baat nahi. Bacho ko bhi josh aa jata hai aur apna Sanjiv toh waise he har time Arjun Arjun karta hai.", Narinder ji ne toh thaan he liya tha bacho ko uksaane ka chahe Shankar aur Umed najro se unhe mana bhi karte rahe.

"Main tayaar hu chacha ji lekin Papa aur fufa ji ke sath kushti nahi khelunga.", Arjun ne kadam aage badhate hue apni shart rakhi toh Shankar ji ne bhi swikriti di ek sehyogi pita ke sath.

"Mere 10 Narinder pe aur Shankar ke Arjun pe.", Umed ne ab lapeta bhi toh khud maje lene wale Narinder ko jisko katai ummeed nahi thi ab ye hoga.

"Haan aur mere bhi 5 Inder pe aur Sanjiv ke Arjun pe.",Ye the Ashok fufa jinhone mann bana liya tha ke ab chacha bhatija he mukabla kare. Kuch soch kar Dharampal ji ne bhi Arjun pe daanv lagaya aur Daleep ki taraf se Narinder par.

"Beta ab aa he ja maidaan me, dekhu toh hamare thaanedar ji aur is Gajju ne tujhe kitna tayaar kiya hai.", Narinder ji ne toh palak jhapakte the apni tshirt utaar kar ek taraf kursi par fenk di thi. 6 feet ke Inder ka sharir aaj bhi pehalwan sareekha kasa hua aur tagda tha. Bhuajo par sakht machliya aur 44 ka seena bahut tha batane ke liye ki kyun Umed par wo hamesha bhaari padte rahe.

"Chacha ji ke sath inhe mukabla nahi karne de Preeti. Hume maloom hai wo kya haalat karenge inki.", Afsana ne badi he dheemi awaaj me Preeti ke kaan me aisa kaha tha. Narinder ji ki dehshat se wo waakif thi jab baat uski badi pehan par aayi thi aur kaise Narinder ji ne wo shaksh he gaayab kar diye the.

"Masti majaak he hai Afsana ji aur chacha ji pyaar bhi bahot karte hai Arjun se.", Preeti ne jawaab dene ke sath sath ek najar Arjun ko dekha jo bina koyi kapda dheela kiye jameen ki mitti mastak se laga kar nange paanv akhaade me utar aaya tha. Ye sab abhi tak ghar wapis nahi laute the jis wajah se Tara ko Kaushalya ji ne idhar bheja tha aur uske sath sath Pandit ji bhi ye ghar dikhane ke liye apne sath Aacharya ji, Himani aur Col sahab ko lete aaye.

"Ab ye kya chal raha hai bhai idhar? Maidaan kaccha karne ko bheja tha ek ko aur idhar ye mustande majma lagaaye baithe hai. Yaha bhaaji-mithaai ke lie halwai lagana tha lekin ye toh khud he nang-dhadang se laut laga rahe hai. Upar se damaad ko shamil kiya hua.", Rameshwar ji thoda hairat me the lekin Col Sahab ne unhe muskura kar dakhal dene se rok diya. Tara bhi itraati hui Preeti ke kareeb he aa khadi hui.

"Dekhte hai Pandit ji ye kya khel khel rahe hai. Waise bhi waha ghar me toh aaj mahilao ke he kaam hai aur bhojan ke baad chalo yahi manoranjan sahi.", Ye sabhi aangan se itar he khade the aur akhaade wale logo ka poora dhyaan bas beech me khade Arjun aur Narinder par tha.

"Humne dekha hai be Inder chacha ji ko kushti karte aur sach kahu na toh tumse bhi 2 guna behtar the wo us time. Papa unse 2 patakni ki chhoot lete the.", Umed ne aur hawa bhari mukable me.

"Haan toh beta Arjun tumhe 4 patakni ki chhoot. Matlab main tabhi jeetunga jab tum 5 baar dharte ke gale lag chuke hoge. Gajju maharaaj, ye bagad billa ab mere hatthe chadha hai aur dekhna kya haal banata hu iska. Chal beta ye tshirt utaar de nahi toh tere sath baaki..", Ab Narinder ki najar apne pita aur baaki logo par padd chuki thi aur baat adhuri he reh gayi.

"Lage raho bhai... lage raho. Hum bhi dekhna chahte hai ke 3 saal tak Inder kyon aprajit raha Inter-college me. Bhool jao ke hum log bhi idhar maujood hai.", Aacharya ji ne unhe aaswasan diya toh Narinder kuch sehaj ho gaya lekin ab haalat ye thi ki baaki sabhi aise atche bacho ki tarah akhade ke bahar baith gaye the jaise ganit ka period ho aur kisi ne bhi kaam poora na kiya ho.

"Dekh kar khelna bas Inder. Vivaah ka samay hai aur koyi toot-foot hui toh tum kaam kaaj kaise karoge.", Rameshwar ji ne ye kaha toh Arjun pehli baar muskuraya. Baaki sabhi jo akhaade se dur the wo bhi hans diye the Pandit ji ke makhol par. Arjun ne dono hatho me mitti atche se masli toh is baar khud Shankar ji ne kaha.

"Beta, tshirt utaar do. Daanv sahi se nahi lagega aur Inder ki pakad tum par jyada kasegi agar kapde me rahoge.", Apni pita ki gehri baat samajhte he Arjun ne apne kandhe par lagi patti ki parwah na karte hue wo kasi hui tshirt khol kar kursi par rakh di. Ab jo jism akhaade me tha uski prashansha waha baithe aur khade sabhi vyaktiyon ki aankhon me thi. Himani ke toh mooh se anyaas he nikal gaya.. 'Wow' aur Afsana ko jab pata laga ki Preeti usko he ghoor rahi hai toh najre jhuka li.

"Dekh lo dekh lo, maje le rahi hu bas aapke. Wo utna bhi kamjor nahi hai jitna aapko lag raha tha."

"Humne ye toh nahi kaha lekin Inder chacha ke pas anubhav hai. Arjun kam-umar hai unke saamne.", Afsana dabi awaaj me he guftgu kar rahi thi aur Rameshwar ji chalte hue najdeek ja khade hue. Unhone bhi doctor tape se lagi wo patti dekh li thi jis par akhaade me maujood sabki najar thi.

"Shuru.", Rameshwar ji ne he awaaj di aur Arjun jab tak kuch samajh pata wo Inder chacha ka ek hath uski kaakh ke niche se gujra aur fir wo bas jameen par chitt pada tha. Turant wo uth khada hua aur idhar udhar dekhne laga jaise abhi ye hua kya tha.

"3 mauke aur milenge abhi. Tension mat lo beta jaani, seekh jaoge ki har mukable hath pakad ke nahi hota.", Narinder ji ne fir se uske saamne khade hote hue kaha aur hans diye.

"Matlab free-style khelni hai chacha ji? Chaliye toh is baar meri peethi nahi lagegi.", Arjun thoda sanjida ho gaya tha aur jis tarah se usne apne dono paanv vibhinni konn par jamaye the Shankar ji ka dhyaan udhar he gaya. Ek baar fir awaaj aai shuru aur Narinder ji gardan jhuka kar jaise he Arjun ki dusri kaakh ki taraf lapke unka poora jism 180 ghoom kar kamar ki taraf se Arjun ke hatho me tha. Sar niche aur paanv upar. Arjun ne unki peeth ya sar jameen par na lagate hue karwat ke bal mitti me gira diya.

"Atcha bachu.. lekin tagde sharir ko girane ka sirf yahi ek daanv nahi hai.", Narinder ji ko ummeed nahi thi ki aisa hoga aur Arjun ne unhe chitt na karke mauka kyun diya wo ye bhool kar jyada he utsahit ho gaye.

"Inder.. dhyaan se..", Shankar ne apne bhai ko chetaya jaise wo samajh rahe ho ki yaha Arjun kya karne ki chaah raha hai. 1-2 baar yahi upkram hota toh Inder apni taqat se ladne wala tha jo shayad sahi na hota. Lekin Arjun apne pita ki baat sunn kar jaise soch badal chuka tha. Mukabala shuru hua toh is baar chacha bhatije ki ungliya aapas me fansi thi. Sharirik bal ka uchit pradarshan tha jisme Arjun ko ehsaas hua ki sachmuch uske chacha abtak jitne bhi logo se wo bhida tha unme shaktishali hai. Naram mitti me Arjun ke paanv inch inch peeche sarak rahe the aur dono ke seene chehre ke sath sath ek dusre se bas inch bhar dur.

Peeth V akaar me khinch kar aisi maanspeshiya dikha rahi thi jo Sangwan, Mehul samet khud Shankar ki kalpana se pare thi. Ek pal aisa aaya ki dono sthir ho chuke the. Inder is se aage jor lagane me asmarth tha par Arjun ko roke rakha.

"Tera londa sachmuch tagda hai Shankar. Dekh toh yar kahi se lagta hai ye 18 ka hai.? Waise lagta toh Narinder bhi 30 se upar nahi aur hain bhi tujhse 21 lekin Arjun ne sharir chokha bana rakha.", Sangwan Shankar se baat kar he raha tha ke Shankar ki najar us safed patti ke badal rahe rang par padi.

"Inder rok de bas.. bahot hua.", Wo teji se uth kar dono ke beech aa khada hua aur jis tarah se dono ko alag kiya tha wo drishya batane ko bahut tha ki is waqt taqat me Shankar apne charam par tha jiske ek jhatke se Arjun mitti me aundhe bal gira aur Inder peeth ke. Shankar ne apne bete ka hath pakad kar khada karte hue jakhm par dhyaan diya.

"Aap log chaliye, hum bhi aate hai yahi se naha dho kar.", Narinder ne bhi dekh liya tha ke kis wajah se Shankar ko itna taav aaya tha. Sanjiv ne bhi Preeti ityaadi ko car me baithne ko kaha aur Pandit ji muskura kar ghar ke bheetar daakhil ho gaye Aacharya ji aur Col sahab ke sath.

"Utni badi chot nahi hai papa, waise he taar lag gayi thi jaali wale gamle ki.", Arjun ne pita ko wo patti kholte dekha toh unhe rokna chaha. Baaki sabhi log hath mooh dhone lage the.

"Beta, wo taar na itni majboot nahi hoti ki aise paar ho jaaye. Doctor hu chutiya nahi. Jab chot kandhe ki ho toh jor kandhe ka lagana bhi nahi chahiye. Kis ullu ke pathe ne ye dressing ki thi?", Shankar ne aur koyi sawaal nahi kiya tha ke kaha se chot lagi, kyo bataya nahi.. bas ghaav ko dhyaan se dekhne ke baad saaf rumaal ko geela karke jakham aur atche se dekha.

"Wo Model Town wale Dr Makkad ke clinic se.", Arjun ne jhempte hue jawaab diya.

"Behanchod ye BAMS wale bhi baaj nahi aate. Mehul tu le ja isko apne sath aur gaadi me he dressing kar de. Lohe ki motti keel ya waisa he kuch laga hai toh injection bhi de dio. Aur tum abhi 4-5 din gym-boxing kuch nahi karna.", Shankar ji ne wo rumaal wahi kandhe par dabane ke baad Arjun ko wo pakde rakhne ka kaha aur motor par nahane chal diye.

"Sorry yar pata nahi tha ke jakhm gehra hai risne bhi laga. Thik ho ja fir patakhni dunga tujhe.", Narinder ji ne parwah ke sath sath makhol kiya tha aur idhar Mehul Gulati jab Arjun ko liye bahar apni car ki taraf badha toh Sanjiv ko waha akele khada dekh Arjun ne najre jhuka li.

"Uncle aap dressing kar do iski, phir main iske injection khud lagwa launga.", Sanjiv ke pas ab mauka tha Arjun se dhero sawaal karne ka aur 10 minute baad he ye dono paidal ghar ki taraf chal diye.

"Injection toh tere mahine pehle he laga hai jo 6 mahine tak asar rakhta hai. Ab ye bata ki tere ye chot lagi kaise?", Arjun is baat se bach raha tha lekin Sanjiv ne jab usko akhaade me utarwaya toh yahi jaan ne ke liye ki aakhir uske chot lagi hai toh wo chhipa kyu raha hai aur chot lagi kaise.

"Abhi batana jaruri hai kya bhaiya?"

"Dekh fir mujhe ghar se bahar jaane nahi denge, isliye tu scooter nikaal aur nimbu-jeera ke sath ciggratte ke dauraan ab poori kahani bata.", Arjun ab bebas ho chuka tha aur Sanjiv bhaiya ko wo jhooth kabhi kehne nahi wala tha.
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"Sala meri toh samajh se he bahar hai ye ladka. Kaand kab kar deta hai kuch khabar he ni hoti. Tu ghar he tha na Inder aur ye kahi gaya tha is beech?", Shankar hath mooh dho kar ab saaf kapdo me tha fir se. Narinder ne ek baar Umed ki taraf dekha aur fir jawaab diya.

"Ye toh ghar he tha sara time aur chot iske keel se he lagi hai jo ghar wali gym me pata nahi kaise bench par padi thi. Arjun ne bataya tha mujhe par aisi choti moti chot lagti rehti hai yar. Chal ab kaam dhaam dekhte hai kuch nahi toh thaanedar ne ulta latka dena sabko.", Narinder khud he baat gol kar gaya tha kuch soch kar.

"Dimaag se paidal he ye ullu ka pattha.. Chal chalte hai ghar, roti ke baad main jara Diamond palace chakkar laga aau Rajesh ke sath. Tu Gajju ko le ja community center aur fir ek baar is catering wale ka bhi maamla dekh liyo. Milni ke kambal aur kapde Param lene ja raha Bhuppi ke sath. Daleep bhai, wo halwaai idhar he aayenge bhaaji banane wale. Khaane ke baad idhar dekh lena thoda kyonki bache bhi abse idhar he rehne aayenge. Kahi idhar udhar unhone najar.."

"Tension na le yar, halwaai ki maa ki choot. Is aangan me bhi najre kadhaai se upar uthi toh gaand me peetal bhar dunga. Chal waise bhi tagdi bhookh lagi hai aur aaj raat ka koi scene mat banana. Dharampal bhai ne kaha hai ki kal Sanjiv party de raha hai toh Walia ji ke sath he gilasi khadkegi.", Mastmaula Daleep bhi inke sath he tayaar ho kar chal diya. Sabhi ek sath he ghar ke liye nikle the aur is beech Bhuppi ne ye sawaal Narinder se kar he liya jo itni der se uske jehan me tha.

"Inder bhai, Arjun ke baare me kya raaye hai? Mera matlab hai ki tumne toh parkha he hoga uski taqat ko?", Narinder ne safari ka darwaja kholne se pehle jawaab dena he behtar samjha.

"Wo ek second se pehle he mujhe barabar kar deta Bhupi bhai. Jis tarah se usne mujhe charkhe ki tarah ghuma kar araam se mitti me rakha tha us se saaf tha ke yaha baitha koyi vyakti uski takkar ka nahi. Dusri baat ye ki wo ek tarah se meri he taqat ki limit jaan gaya tha lekin usne jor nahi lagaya. Haan Shankar shayad 1 minute tik sake uske saamne, wo bhi agar ye pehle se tayaar ho. Dekha nahi bete ka khoon dekh kar kitni jaan aa gayi thi ekdum se isme.? Duniya ke liye kasaai doctor hai apna Shankar lekin bacho ki ek khoon ki boond isko bardasht nahi.", Aur safari ki seat par Inder turant baith gaya, Shankar ko lapete me lene ke baad.

"Ye toh sahi kaha bhai. Pehli baar dekha ki Shankar bhi ghabrata hai aur Arjun toh baap ke saamne aaj bhi nanhe munne ki tarah seham raha tha.", Ashok ji pichli seat par baithte hue is taang khinchai me shamil ho gaye.

"Ashok bhai, baat ye nahi hai ki wo Arjun ka khoon tha.. Wo khoon usme mujhse aur mujhme mere pita se aaya hai. Us khoon ke ek katre ke badle mujhe khud nahi pata ke main kis hadd tak ja sakta hu."

"Shaant reh be Bhole. Tu toh serious he ho gaya. Khel kood me hota rehta hai ye sab.", Umed agli seat par Inder ke barabar aa baitha tha. Pichli par taang he nahi aani thi uski.

"Haan ye sahi kaha tune Gajju. Teri toh khel kood me taang 6 baar tooti hai na.. hahaha.. ", Narinder kaha kisi ko bakhsta tha aur yahi usne Umed ke sath bhi kiya. Sabhi aisi he chuhal karte hue wapis ghar laut aaye the jaha aaj lagbhag 100 logo ka khana chal raha tha aur garmi me bhi intjaam aisa rakha tha ki kisi ke chehre par paseene ki jhalak tak na dikhe. Is waqt sabhi log ghar me maujood the aur ghulmil rahe the. Gayab the bas 2 log jinki taraf kisi ka dhyaan bhi na gaya.

Market se Sanjiv bhaiya ke sath aane ke baad Arjun gayab tha aur waise he Walia ji aur unki shrimati ke vyast hone par Annu bhi nadarad thi. In dono ki gumshudgi sirf ek insaan ki najar me thi, Komal didi ke.
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Marina abhi Madhuri didi ke kamre me thi jahan unki shaadi ke gehne aur kapde aadi sabhi ladkiyan dekhne me lagi thi aur beech beech me Madhuri didi ke maje bhi liye ja rahe the. Vicki idhar Preeti ke sath andar aayi aur sabse pehle Marina se waise he mili jaisa Russia ka riwaaj tha, gaal choom kar. Afsana, jo pehle shaadi ka laal joda dekh rahi thi ab hairat se Preeti aur Marina ka milna dekh rahi thi.

"Tension matt lo Afsana begum ye dono videshi hai. Waise toh aap bhi Morocco se hai toh Vicki aapse waise he mil legi. Kyon Vicki?", Alka kaha aadat se baaj aati thi aur hanste hue usne Afsana ki khinchaai ki toh wo ghabrati hui Komal ki taraf sarak gayi.

"Nahi nahi.. hume ye sab pasand nahi."

"Ye tumse majaak kar rahi hai Afsana. Alka, thoda kam kar do ye majaak.", Komal didi ne jhoothi daant lagaai thi aur Alka hansti hui Vicki se gale lag kar milne ke baad uske pichwade par hath firati hui Afsana ko aankh maar di.

"Haa..", Afsana ne mooh par hath rakhne se pehle bas yahi kaha tha aur ab Marina bhi hanste hanste ek taraf se Afsana ki bagal me aa baithi.

"Tum bahot jada sundar ho Afsana.", Marina ke mooh se ye jubaan sunn kar Afsana ke hosh he udd gaye the.

"Aap hindi bolti hai? Aur hum sundar nahi hai itne, bas chashm aapke he jaise hai bas.", Afsana itne he samay me kam se kam ghul mil kar bolne toh lagi thi. Aur Marina ne bina bataye uska gaal choom liya.

"Tum bhi hindi bolti ho, hum bhi. Dost ban gaye na is baat par?", Marina ki is baat par Afsana ne muskura kar najre jhapka di. Ab jaha baaki sab gehne kapdo me lage the wahi Preeti khisak kar Marina aur Afsana ke pas aa baithi.

"Waise aap kam he urdu use karna Afsana ji Marina didi ke sath. Hindi toh inhe thik thaak aati hai lekin urdu jara bhi nahi. Waise Marina didi aapke mumma kaha hai?"

"Mumma toh tumhare ghar gaye hai abhi lekin tumhara lover boy kaha hai? Ghar me itne log hai aur wahi missing hai. Alka tumhe pata hai Arjun kaha hai?", Marina ne ye naam le kar kamre me maujood har ladki ka dhyaan apni taraf karwa diya tha aur Vicki ka sabse pehle. Jo shayad yaha aayi bhi is aas me thi lekin Preeti jaanti thi ki Arjun nahi hai aur wo kaha hai ye Komal ko pata tha.

"Aapne kahi jana tha kya Arjun ke sath?"

"Wo toh ghayal the aur unhone kisi ko khabar bhi nahi lagne di.", Afsana aur Preeti ne ek saath apni apni baat kahi thi aur Afsana ke batane par Komal ki aankhen badi ho gayi.

"Tumhe kaise pata Afsana ki Arjun ke chot lagi hai? Aur subah se toh wo bilkul sahi lag raha tha.",Komal ko chinta hote dekh Afsana ko apni galti ka ehsaas ho chuka tha aur wahi Aarti ke chehre par bhi pareshani saaf najar aa rahi thi.

"Wo dikh toh salamat he rahe the aapi lekin humne wo dusre ghar.. ", Afsana ko aise bolte dekh Preeti ne he baat sambhali uska hath dabate hue.

"Nahi didi, aisi koyi chot nahi thi aur wo pichle ghar gaye the na hum log toh waha Inder chacha ji ke sath Arjun khel raha tha. Bas wahi uske kandhe par laga bandage dikha tha aur Afsana ke sath sath sabhi ne dekha tha. Shayad kaam karte time he kuch laga hoga.", Darwaje par khamosh khadi Ritu ye sab sunn bhi chuki thi aur ab usko subah Arjun ke ghar se jaane ka kuch kuch samajh bhi aa chuka tha.

"Chalo chhodo ye sab aur ab ye batao ke aaj raat udhar wale ghar me kya dhamaal kiya jaaye?", Ritu ne andar aane ke sath he ye kissa yahi nibta diya aur uske darwaja band karne par baaki sabhi ladkiyan bhi samajh gayi ki aaj kuch toh gadbad ghotala karne ka iraada hai Ritu ka.

"Aisa hai raat me khana yaha koyi nahi khaayega aur jo bhi hamare sath waha ja raha hai utne logo ke hisaab se khana pack hoga.", Ye Alka thi, Ritu ki har khurafat me uski 50:50 ki bhaagidar.

"Preeti ke pas Vodka hai aur Vinni didi ne ek box beer sahi jagah chipa rakhi hai.", Tara ne plan ko thoda aur khol kar bataya jiske saath he ek baar fir Afsana hairaani se dekhne lagi.

"Aap ghabraye nahi, aapko nahi pilayenge. Waise is kamre me jitne bhi hai inme se kisi ko alcohal ka experience nahi hai. Bas ye ek he baar karke dekhne ka dil tha Ritu didi aur hum sabka. Baaki pata nahi kaun kaun agree hota hai.", Preeti bhi thoda ghabra rahi thi Komal didi ke sath sath Madhuri didi ke bhi yaha hone se.

"Main toh sabse pehle hu isme aur Keerti bhi.", Jasleen ne chehakte hue sehmati di aur uske sath he Marina ne bhi hath utha diya.

"I'm also in. Main aaj raat ko yahi rehne wali hu and Vodka is my drink.", Marina ke baad Aarti ne bhi hath uthaya toh Priyanka hairaan he ho gayi. Uski chhoti behan sachmuch ab chhoti nahi rahi thi.

"Dekho ab ye mauka fir shayad he mile kabhi life me toh meri bhi haa hai. Sirf ek gilaas beer.", Ye awaaj thi sabko hairaan karne wale shakhs ki, jiski ummeed yaha baithi ghar ki kisi bhi ladki ne nahi ki thi. Komal didi ne party me shamil hone ka fainsla kiya tha aur Alka unka chehra hath se sehla kar jaise bukhaar dekhne lagi.

"Kamaal he ho gaya ye toh fir. Pinki didi fir toh aapka bhi banta hai."

"Nahi nahi.. tum log he karo ye sab aur waise bhi mujhe Madhuri didi ke sath he rehne ka aadesh hai. Us ghar me main nahi ja sakti aur waise bhi sharaab ke hath nahi lagana."

"Mooh laga lena Pinki darling, hath me pakad lungi. Yar dekho hum sab eksath fir kabhi ho na ho, kya pata. Daadi ko main bol dungi ki aaj Madhuri didi ke sath Rupali adjust kar legi."

"Main bhi ja rahi hu, main nahi adjust karne wali.", Khamoshi se sabki sunti hui Rupali ne turant mana kiya aur sabhi hansi nikal gayi.

"Chalo phir done hai ki hum sabhi log aaj waha dhamaal karne wale hai. Lekin iske sath poori baat bhi sunn lo.", Alka jaise kuch bada he batane wali thi aur mahol ekdum shaant ho gaya lekin uski baat ko aage badhaya Tara ne.

"Games bhi hongi aur peene wale ko wo khelni bhi padengi. Komal didi aap soch lijiyega ek baar fir se aur baaki sabhi jo baad me kahi na nukur karne lage. Ek raat ke liye sabhi barabar honge toh No Lihaaj."

"Jyada se jyada kaunsi games hongi Tara? Truth-Dare, bottle ghuma kar task dena ya blindfold & guess? Bas itna jarur dhyaan rakhna ki wo hadd paar na ho jis se subah uthne par kisi ko bura lage.", Komal didi ne toh ek aur bomb gira diya tha ye khelo ke naam le kar aur unki baat sunn kar Tara ne hairat ke sath he haan me sar hila diya.

"Matlab saaf hai fir ki games, beer aur party. 9 baje yaha se chalenge aur phir poora ghar hamara."

"Agar hum peeyenge nahi toh kya hum shareek nahi ho sakte aap logo ke sath? Wo aisa hai Komal aapi ke Islaam me sharaab gunaah hai.",Afsana ki itni masoomiyat se kahi baat aur khud he uska shaamil hone ka dil dekh Komal didi ne uska gaal sehlate hue kaha.

"Bilkul, tum sath he chalogi hamare aur jo tumhe atcha lage wahi karna.", Ab Afsana ke chehre par bhi ek dilkash muskaan numaya thi. Is beech darwaje par hui thak-thak se Alka ne sabhi ko shant rehne ka ishara dia aur darwaja kholte he gehri saans bhari.

"Sab log aise kyun dekh rahe ho yar? Main he hu aur jaisa Alka ne kaha tha main samaan bhi le aayi.", Himani ke ek hath me kapde ka bag aur dusre me wo dhoop ka chasma tha jo wo jyadatar pehne rehti thi. Bag Alka ko pakdate hue usne khud he darwaja wapis laga diya. Jasleen ki najar bade gor se Himani ka avlokan karne lagi thi.

"Arre hairaan mat ho yar, bimari nahi hai ye bas meri aankhen na is Alka-Ritu ke sath sath Preeti jaisi hai. Pyaar he itna jyada hai na mera inke sath.", Himani ne khud he apna parichaya dene ke sath sath Punjab wali har ladki se hath milate hue apni do rangi aankhon ka chatpata kissa suna diya. Alka ne bag khol kar dekha toh andar hare kaanch ki 3 bottle thi.

"Arre hum log sharabi nahi hai jo itni bottles jugaad li. Aur tum yaha kyu le aayi Himani, fans jaayenge yar agar kisi ne galti se bhi dekh liya toh.", Himani abhi un sabme he vyast thi aur Alka na turant bag band karke almari me chhupa dia.

"Wo wine hai Alka didi, beer se bhi light.", Aisa Preeti ne kaha tha aur ab jaise wahi fans gayi thi.

"Tujhe bada pata hai ye light aur strong ka? Kahi tu bhi dada ji ki bottle se chori chori nasha toh nahi karti?", Aarti ka aisa kehna tha aur Preeti ne turant naa me sar hila diya.

"Hahaha... Kitni pyaari ho tum Preeti. Waise ye thik keh rahi hai Alka. Wine me utna alcohal nahi hota aur ye bottle mere mama ji ke bar se uthaai hai maine. Unhe toh pata bhi nahi hoga ki 3 bottle gayab hui hai. Waise aapse hum nahi mile, shayad waha ghar pe dekha jarur tha jab Preeti ke sath thi.", Himani bade araam se Preeti ke pas he baithte hue Afsana se ru-ba-ru hui jo khud hairaan thi ki ek khoobsurat ladki aur wo bhi dono alag alag nayno wali uske saamne thi.

"Hum Afsana Hussain hai aapi aur aap toh jaise khuda ka karishma he hai. Aise chashm humne aaj sirf dusri he baar dekhe hai zindagi me.", Afsana hath jodd kar milne lagi thi aur Himani ne usko gale laga kar parichaya diya.

"Yar ye sab chhodo aur ab party ka maamla jamao. Main toh bahot excited ho rahi hu aur life me pehli bar kuch chori kiya hai lekin dukh nahi hai.", Himani ne Ritu se kaha tha jo kuch soch rahi thi.

"Party toh hogi he Himani lekin hum log party kar toh Madhuri didi ki shaadi ki khushi me rahe hai aur yahi waha hongi nahi. Ajeeb nahi rahega?", Ab pehli baar Madhuri didi ke chehre par thodi chamak aayi thi jo pehle isliye he khamosh thi ki kisi ne unse poocha he nahi tha.

"Hmmm. sahi kaha yar.. Lekin billi ke gale me ghanti kaun bandhega?", Alka ke aisa kehne par Vinni ne bhi hath khade kar diye jo yaha sabse badi thi.

"Arjun..", Sujhaav aaya tha Rupali ki taraf se aur uske mann me kya chal raha tha iski khabar kisi ko nahi thi.

"Pagal hai Rupali. Wo bhala kyun aur kaise kar sakta hai aisa? Aur ye sharaab wali baat usko pata chali toh samajh le gaye kaam se.", Aarti ne asehmati dikhai thi is sujhaav par.

"Tumhare pas koyi sujhaav hai? Nahi hai na. Isliye meri baat suno aur isme thoda sach aur baaki jhooth bolna padega. Arjun se ye kehna hai ki hum sabhi log khaane, dance ki party kar rahi hai Madhuri didi ke sath. Usne toh waise bhi hamari safety ke liye us ghar me sona he hai lekin wo rahega chhatt par aur niche se hum rakhenge sabkuch band. Arjun ki help ke bina toh waise bhi possible nahi kyonki hum itna samaan waha leke kaise jaayenge? Tara ya koyi bhi car toh chala lega lekin waha car le jaane ki permission? Ghar toh paas me he hai.", Rupali ne asliyat se sabka saamna karwaya toh Komal didi ne jawaab diya.

"Main baat karungi us se aur wo sabkuch karega. Bas usko poora sach batana jaruri hai. Aur daadi jaruri Madhuri didi se poochengi toh didi aap unhe itna keh dena ki aapka bhi dil hai sabke sath ghulne milne ka. Unke saamne ye beer wala mamla nahi jana chahiye bas.", Ab sabke dimaag me baat ghus chuki thi ki ye kaam kis tarike se hoga.

"Done.", Aarti khush hote hue boli aur baaki sabke sath ab Madhuri didi bhi utsahit thi. Shaam ke 6 baj chuke the aur halke se shor ke sath he sabka dhyaan bahar gaya.
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"Shankar, shaant mere bhai shaant. Dekh wo khud aaya hai hamare ghar aur wo bhi akela.", Ghar ke bahar ye lambi shahi car ruki toh jo shandaar shaksh us se utra tha usko dekhte he bagiche ke pas Inder, Umed, Daleep se baatchit me mashgool Shankar ki bhanve uth gayi. Beshak in logo me kabhi koyi tanaav ya khaas baatchit na hui thi par dushmani toh agli peedhi tak aa he chuki thi. Pushpak 2 he kadam aage badha tha aur uska saamna apne se bhi 2-3 inche aur utne he tagde yuvak se hua.

"Dost, hum Shri Rameshwar Sharma ji se milne ki chahat rakhte hai. Aap pariwar se he hai shayad.?", Arjun bhi dang tha us vyakti ko saamne dekh jiski janam-kundli kuch samay pehle he uske hath lagi thi. Lekin itna naram vyavahaar aur baat karne ki tamij se wo itna toh samajh he chuka tha ki Pushpak kisi galat uddeshya se nahi aaya.

"Papa se tumhe kyun milna hai Pushpak?", Shankar ne Arjun ko ek taraf karte hue Pushpak ke saamne khade hote hue sawaal daga. Swar me gussa nahi tha lekin dimag halka abhi bhi garam tha.

"Pranaam Shankar bhai sahab. Ye toh nahi kahenge ki mil kar khushi hui kyonki aaj hum khush nahi ho sakte. Haan aap yakeenan atche dikh rahe hai. Tau ji se aavashyak kaam hai hume aur agar aap chahe toh mulakaat ke waqt shamil reh sakte hai.", Shankar ka toh sara gussa he hawa ho gaya jab Pushpak ne uske saamne hath jodd kar bhai sahab ke sath sath Pandit ji ke liye Tau ji kaha.

"Aao, mere sath chalo Pintu. Papa baithak me he hai aur ghar me bacho ka vivah hai isliye Shankar thoda disturb hai.", Inder ne mahol ko samajhte hue Pushpak ko apne sath liya lekin baaki sab bhi un dono ke peeche he chal diye. Arjun ko bhi ab jaan na tha ke ye shaksh unke ghar kaise aur kyun.

"Pranaam tau ji. Kshama chahte hai ki aise shub-avsar par hum aapke niwas-sthaan par samasya lekar aaye.", Baithak me filhal sirf Kaushalya ji aur Rameshwar ji ke sath unke chhote bhai aur Madhu he the. Ekake ye sajila sa vyakti Inder ke sath unke saamne aaya aur dono hath unke charano par rakhte hue mukhatib hua. Aisa he usne Kaushalya ji ke sath ke kiya tha aur unke siwa kisi aur ko dekha tak nahi. Rameshwar ji toh jaise is vyakti ko sabse behtar pehchante the aur unhone Pushpak ko dono kandhe par hath rakh kar apne gale se lagaya.

"Kaise ho tum Pintu beta? Aur jo bhi awsar ho tum hamare pas be-jhijhak aa sakte ho. Haan hamari bandish alag hai lekin tumse hume shikayat nahi. Inder, bhai ke liye khana lagwao.", Rameshwar ji ne baaki sabhi ko ungli ke ishare se bahar jaane ko kaha lekin Arjun ke chehre ko dekh usko apne he kareeb baithne ko kaha.

"Tau ji, kshama kijiyega lekin hum ann grahan nahi kar sakte. Samay ka abhaav hai aur aapka ye bhojan hum par udhaar raha."

"Shaant raho beta.. tum ghar pe ho aur tumhari jo bhi samasya hai hum uska uchit nidaan karenge. Ek chai he pee lo hamare sath?", Rameshwar ji ke aisa kehne par usne sirf haan me sar hilaya lekin aankhon se jharr jharr aansu girne lage the Pushpak ke aur uske dusri taraf baithi Kaushalya ji ne bina deri kiye seene se laga liya.

"Na mere bache na.. Tu hamesha se hamare liye wahi Pintu hai jo bachpan me tha. Chahe dukh ho ya sukh, tere tau ji aur teri ye taai, hamesha tere liye maujood hai. Aa nahi sakte bas jo tujhe atche se pata hai.", Kaushalya ji ke sar sehlane se jald he Pushpak sambhal gaya.

"Taa ji, aapne he naam diya tha hume aur sach kahu toh mere khushi ke wahi din mujhe yaad hai jinme aap aur tauji shamil the. Punjab se Rajasthan kya gaye, hum bandhan me aise bandhe ki laut na paaye.", Pushpak ka chehra khud Kaushalya ji ne apne pallu se saaf kiya aur ab kahi uska dhyaan apne saamne baithe usi yuvak par gaya jis se wo bahar mila tha. Idhar Lalita ji 2 cup chai aur kuch mishthan waha rakh kar jaise khamoshi se aayi thi waise he laut gayi.

"Ye tumhare chacha hai Arjun. Pushpak aur beta ye hamare pautra Arjun hai, apne Shankar ke suputra.", Arjun ne ab hath jod kar abhivadan kiya tha jab Pushpak ko chacha bataya gaya.

"Khushnaseeb hai aap Arjun jo inki chhaya me bade ho rahe ho. Hamare tau ji se behtar raja aur saadhu humne jiwankaal me nahi dekha. Aapke chacha hai lagte hai hum aur aap bejijhak hamare pas aa sakte hai.", Pushpak ne jyada aur kuch nahi kaha. Kaushalya ji ne chai ka cup saamne kiya toh Pushpak ne bhi saleeke se thaam lia. Kaushalya ji apne pati ke ishaare se abhi aane ka bol kar bahar chali gayi

"Ab hamare yuvraaj apne aane ka prayojan batayenge? Tumhari halat bahot kuch bayaan kar rahi hai Pintu aur tum jaldi me bhi ho.", Rameshwar ji ne Arjun ko ek baar dekh kar chai utha li. Yaha bas ab yahi 3 log the aur andar wale kamre ka darwaja Kaushalya ji band kar chuki thi. Pushpak ne bhi ab kahi dhyaan diya tha mahol par lekin Arjun ke waha baithne se samajh chuka tha ki ye ladka Pandit ji ka ajeej hai.

"Bua ji ka dehant ho gaya hai tau ji. Kumari Anamika ne apni 2 antim itchhaye humse kahi thi kyonki unhone kabhi hume maa ki kami mehsoos nahi hone di thi."

"Durbhagya.. Kshama karna bete ye humko bilkool gyaat na tha. Prabhu un jaise divya aatma ko apne charno me jagah de.", Rameshwar ji ki aankhon me ek pal me he paani bhar aaya tha jo in dono se chhipa na reh saka.

"Aap iska asar na hone de tau ji. Ghar ka mahol barkaraar rakhiye aur jo rishtey adrishya hai wo waise he rahe toh sabke liye thik hoga. Unhone aapka shukriya kaha tha unhe mehfooj rakhne ke liye aur har musibat se bachane ke liye. Dusri khwahish thi ki Kumari Bindiya ke sath Shabnam bitiya bhi unke sanskaar me shamil ho. Hum chahte hai ke hamare tauji ye khwahish poori kare.", Abhi Pushpak ki baat khatam he hui thi aur Rameshwar ji ne Arjun ko phone idhar khiskane ko kaha. Ek number jo unhe bhali bhaanti yaad tha milate hue unhone baat shuru ki.

"Kapoor sahab, Shabnam Mirza ke sabhi charge tatkaal prabhaav se hatwa diye jaaye. British embassy me iski soochna ek clean chit ke sath bhijwaye, ye aavashyak hai.", Dusri taraf se bhi jyada kuch nahi kaha gaya siwaye haan ke.

"Tumhare paas Shabnam ka number hai?", Rameshwar ji ne ye sawaal Arjun se kiya tha aur usne jhempte hue haan kaha aur aankhe moond kar jaise kuch yaad kiya aur antar-rashtriya number milane laga. Pushpak bhi hairaan tha Arjun ke aisa karne par lekin Rameshwar ji jyada hairaan hue jab Arjun khud he baat karne laga.

"Namastey chachi, main Arjun. Ji..", Arjun ne parichaya diya aur saamne se Bindiya ne bhi uska khushi se swagat kiya tha.

"Haan baat kuch aisi thi chachi ji ki aapko Shabnam didi ke sath India nikalna hoga, turant. Haan.. didi ke charge hatwa diye hai bauji ne aur aapko Delhi nahi utarna.", Arjun waise he unki baat sunn ne laga jo Bindiya keh rahi thi. Chinta laajmi thi aise baat karne se.

"Ji Pushpak chacha ji yahi saamne baithe hai unse baat kar lijiye. Aage wahi bata denge aapko.", Arjun shok samachar khudse nahi dena chahta tha aur handle Pushpak ki taraf badha diya.

"Pranaam didi. Aap tatkaal Pita ji ke niwas-sthaan ke liye nikaliye. Bua nahi rahi aur unki antim itcha thi ki aap dono unke sanskaar me shamil ho. Tauji ke yaha mangal avsar par hum aisi baat kar rahe hai. Chahe toh sanskaar ke baad he wapis laut sakti hai.", Pushpak ne ummeed ke viprit baat kehne ke sath he phone kaat diya tha.

"Aagya dijiye tau ji. Sanskaar ke 13 din poore hote he hum aapke paas aayenge. Safar adhik hai aur samay se pahuchna hai.", Pushpak ne ek baar fir unke charan sparsh karne ke baad hath jodd kar ijajat maangi. Koyi shukriya nahi koyi laag-lapet nahi, jaise khaas adhikar ho

"Hum aate tumhare sath beta bas."

"Aapko toh Kunwar Sa he nahi rok sakte tau ji lekin filhal aap ghar dekhiye aur hum ye jimmewari nibhate hai. Jald milenge aapse. Arjun aap ek khaas vyakti hai aur itna hume bhi anumaan ho gaya hai ki badlaav ki bayaar laane wale sailaab ho. Shukriya.", Ye baat usne Arjun se kahi thi aur Pandit ji khud Pushpak ko sath liye bahar nikle jaha aangan me unke dono bete khade the Umed aur Daleep ke sath. Kaushalya ji ne Pushpak ko vida karne se pehle uska tilak jarur kiya tha, parampara.

"Tai ji, bhojan par jald aayenge. Aagya dijiye.", Car me baithne se pehle Pushpak ne fir se dono ke charan sparsh kiye the aur kuch soch kar apne paanv se jooti utaar kar Arjun ki taraf sarka di.

"Aapke liye hum kuch la na sake lekin chacha aur bhatije me dost ka rishta bhi rehta hai. Hamari maujri ko pehan kar sammaan dijiyega Arjun.", Nange paanv he wo apni car me baith kar jis taraf se aaya tha wapis us taraf nikal chala. Mushkil se wo 30 minute bhi nahi ruka tha lekin Arjun ko jarur duvidha me chhod gaya tha.

"Pehan lo beta pehan lo inhe. Usne tumhe apna waaris banaya hai jooti saunp kar. Pushpak ka ahit matt karna aur wo tumhara uchit dhyaan bhi rakhega, jab tumhe jarurat hogi.", Rameshwar ji ke kehne bhar se Arjun ne chappal utaar kar wo sone-chaandi ke taar wali jooti pehan li thi, ratti bhar bhi akaar alag na tha unka Arjun ke paanv ke liye.

 

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Ghar me geet aur shagan ka karyakram apne swaroop he chal raha tha. Keshav mama ne sabke tilak ityadi karke apne dono pramukh bhanja-bhanji ko kapde, gehne aadi se bhaat bhar kar wo sab bhi dikhaya jo wo apne sath le kar aaye the inhe shaadi me dene ke liye. Ye riwaaj he the jisme mama he apne bhanje/bhanji ko pehla shagun bhent karte hai.

Aadatan sabhi mahilaye kapde, gehno aadi me ruchi le rahi thi aur sabhi ke chehro par khoob waah-wahi thi ki Keshav ji ne itna kuch kiya hai. Rameshwar ji se lekar Preeti tak sabhi ke liye kuch na kuch jarur tha. Shagun abhi aur aage badha jab khud Sohanlal ji apni biwi Anjana ji ke sath padhare. Ek pal toh Kaushalya ji ne hairat se unke peeche samaan liye aaye Bittu aur Rajesh ko mana kiya lekin unhone he khud Keshav ke sar pe hath rakhne ke baad ijajat maangi.

"Behan ji, bache toh hamare liye bhi sabhi barabar hai. Sanjiv he toh pehla bacha tha jo hamare yaha Rekha ke sath aaya tha. Keshav bada hai aur uske baad Bittu ka bhi toh haq hai. Mana karke hume bahar matt kijiye aur Sarpanch ji bhi aaye hai.", Sohanlal ji ke shabdo ka prabhaav gehra he hua Kaushalya ji par aur wahi Rameshwar ji ki aankhon me bhi halka sa geelapan ubhar aaya, khushi se.

"Haan toh Sohan bhai waise bhi yada kada toh koyi punya kaam karte hai. Keshav beta, aapke sath ab pita-tulya Sohan bhai hai aur ye sarpanch pe jurmana lagega, laajmi.", Apni jagah se khade ho kar Rameshwar ji ne Krishna ji ke pita aur Sohanlal ji ka gale lag kar abhaar prakat kiya. Mahol aur bhi behtar ho gaya tha jab ghar ki pehli shaadi me wo rishteydar bhi jinki apni alag alag betiyan yaha byahi gayi thi, unhone bhi Lalita ji ko baap ki kami khalne na di.

"Is Sarpanch ki panchayat toh mehmaankhane me lagegi thanedar, tumhe Kundan bula raha wahi pe. Yaha betiyon aur bacho ke beech dillagi tum kaha kar rahe ho hume atche se khabar hai.", Aisa majaak Pandit ji ke sath ya toh khud Kaushalya ji kar sakti thi ya fir Sohanlal ji aur bas 2-3 unke hum-umar kareebi. Sohanlal ji ka sath khud Kaushalya ji ne diya in hansi ke thahako ke beech.

"Sahi kaha bhai sahab aapne. Purnima toh chalo inki najro ke aas-pas he rehti hai aur aaj Sunanda ke sath sath Anjana didi bhi aayi hai isliye khushi dekhte he banti hai inki.", Madhu ke sath sath Renuka, Rajeshwari, Romela ityaadi ki bhi hansi ki awaaj buland ho gayi thi. Wahi jin jin ke naam Kaushalya ji ne liye the wo sabhi chehra pallu me dabaye sharamsaar hone lagi. Khisiyate hue Pandit ji toh hath jodd kar jo waha se nikle palat kar dekha bhi nahi.

"Daadi, ab mujhe samajh aaya ye Ritu kyun itni hansod hai aur bebaak bhi. Aapne he ghutti di thi na isko?", Alka hanste hue Kaushalya ji se boli aur Ritu usko ghoor kar chup rehne ka kehne lagi. Hansi khushi ke inhi lamho me ek baar fir se wahi shagun aur geet goonjne lage the. Riti-riwaaj ka sahi maksad kya hai ye wahi samajh sakte hai jinhe bhare-poore pariwar ko ekatrit rakhne ki samajh ho. Inki jarurat itni he hoti hai ki apne ke prati khulkar prem jaahir kiya ja sake aur nirantar chalti zindagi se kuch kshann apno ke beech vyatit kiya ja sake.

"Arjun beta, ab Sanjiv ko pichle ghar le ja apni kisi bhi bua ke sath. Hamara pehla ghar wahi hai aur teri bua iski chhaap wahi utaregi. Najar bandhne ke baad tum ghar se akele bahar nahi jaoge iske baad Sanjiv.", Kaushalya ji ne apni jagah se uth kar ek kinare wali thaali Arjun ko pakdate hue dono ko hidayat di. Arjun ko ab samajh aaya tha ki daadi us ghar ko itna kyun maanti hai.

"Maa, najar aur chhaap Renu ko karne do. Maa bann ne wali hai ye toh bacha bhi najar me shamil hoga.", Madhu ne apni jagah Renuka ko aage kar diya tha aur yahi mehfil me baat khol bhi di thi ki Renuka garbhvati hai. Krishna ji ne ek laal chunari, jo khaas thi wo Lalita ji ko ishare se Renuka ko udhane ko kaha. Ab bhaat ki he rasam ke beech Renuka ko bhi sabhi bado ka aashirwad mil gaya tha.

"Lalita, neg tayaar rakhiyo meri beti ke liye. Tere chhore ki najar karke aayegi toh marji ka vachan legi tujhse.", Yaha ye awaaj Purnima ji ki taraf se aayi thi jinhone saaf keh diya tha unke liye bhi Renuka waisi he hai jaise Madhu-Shalini.

"Vachan hai maa ji, iski goadbharai bhi aisi he karungi aur shagun Renuka ke bhai sahab jaane.", Lalita ji bhi aaj us peeli saree bhi basant ka mausam lag rahi thi jinhe bacho ke byaah se jyada khushi thi ki sabhi dil se yaha shaamil hai aur unhe poora satkaar bhi mila. Arjun ne apne bade bhaiya ko bhi uthne me madad ki aur inke sath he Preeti bhi apni bua ke peeche Afsana ko liye.

"Hum bhi jaa sakte hai na daadi?", Uthne ke baad he Preeti ne wapis mudd kar Kaushalya ji se poocha toh unhone bhi hanste hue hath ke ishare se jaane ko kaha. Thaali ab Preeti ke hath thi aur Arjun ne khud bhaiya aur baaki sabke liye darwaje khol sabke baithne ke baad cielo bahar nikali.

"Tumne ye car kyun nikali?", Sawaal na chahte hue bhi Preeti ke mooh se nikal he gaya jiska jawaab khud Sanjiv bhaiya ne diya.

"Aisa hai Preeti ki Arjun chahe jitna bhi khud ko naastik ya alag bataye par jaisa daadi kehti hai ye waisa he karta hai. Shubh kaam ke liye ja rahe hai isliye isne black car ki jagah ye gaadi nikali. Dekh lo bhagwaan me nahi maanta par kirshan ji ka challa chabi me rakhta hai ye.", Sanjiv bhaiya bhi khulkar bolne lage hai ye ab Preeti ke liye nayi baat nahi rahi thi par Renuka ko khushi hui ki uska bada bhatija wo gambhir vyakti nahi raha jiski awaaj he yada kada sunai padti thi.

"Is Arjun ne toh tumhe bhi bolna sikha diya Sanjiv.", Renuka bua ki baat par ek pal toh Sanjiv sakpaka gaya lekin morcha Arjun ne apne hath liya.

"Kyon bua, aapko nahi sikhaya maine? Aap toh hamesha daadi ke he chipki rehti thi lekin ab dekho toh logo ke saamne khud ko Preeti ki badi behan batane lagi ho.", Ye baat khudse he jodi thi Arjun ne, behan wali. Aur iske sath he Renuka bua ne uska halke se kaan khinch diya. Akele hote toh wo aisa kadaapi na karti lekin is pal me ye bhi jatana tha ki bua bhatija bhi hai ye log.

"Dekha Sanjiv is shaitaan ko?", Bua ne aisa kaha he tha ki Arjun ne aaine se ek najar Renuka ko dekha aur jab dono ki najre mili toh Arjun ne aankh daba di. Mahol ekdum he shaant ho gaya tha. Sanjiv mooh dabaye hansi rok raha tha, Renuka ki najre sharam se jhuki thi aur Arjun ki harkat Preeti se bhi na bachi thi jo ab Sanjiv bhaiya jaise hansi daba kar bahar dekh rahi thi.

"Achanak hua kya hai?", Afsana jo itni der se ye sab khushi se dekh rahi thi, wo chup na reh saki aur iske baad bas Preeti, Sanjiv aur Arjun ke hansne ki awaaj he jawab me mili. Car ruk chuki thi aur Preeti ne uchak kar bahar dekha.

"Yaha toh pehle se he uncle log hai.", Umed, Rajesh ki car idhar wale ghar ke bahar he khadi dekh Preeti ne kaha tha. Arjun ne utar kar bada gate khola aur ek pal ke bagiche ki taraf hairat se dekh wapis car me baith usko ghar ke andar he le aaya.

"Yaha toh bhaiya khushti chal rahi hai.", Arjun ke aisa kehte he car se utarne wale sabhi ke chehre us taraf gaye jaha ghaans tayaar karne wali kacchi jagah ko kuch jyada he pola karke akhada sa he bana diya tha in logo ne. Preeti ne bhi Afsana ki tarah sar se ghuma kar gale me dupatta karte hue ghar ke andar wale hisse ka rukh kiya. Ye log andar chale gaye aur Arjun is akhaade ki taraf khincha aaya jaha Daleep mausa aur Dharampal ji akhade ke beech the wahi bahar poore josh me haunsla badhate uske pita, Inder chacha, Umed chacha, Rajesh mama, Ashok fufa ke sath sath chota Sangwan, Mehul Gulati aur Bhupinder bhi maujood the.

"Mere 2000 Dharampal bhai pe.", Ye Inder chacha ne bola he tha ki Daleep ji ne apne samaan tagde Dharampal ji ko kaakh ki taraf se hath daal kar mitti me peeth ke bal patak diya aur iske sath he chacha ki jagah ab Arjun ke pita chehak rahe the.

"Inder, Dharampal bhai me ab wo baat na rahi jo pehle thi. Tab Daleep ek minute nahi tikta tha aur aaj dekh pichle 10 minute me khel 50-50 raha lekin jeet Daleep ki hui. 5000 hara hai tu, 3 Umed se aur 2 mere se.", Shankar ki baat sunn kar jaha Inder ka chehra thoda mayus tha wahi Daleep ji khud Dharampal ji ka hath thaame akhaade ke dusri taraf aa baithe. Ye log yaha poori tayari se aaye the jaise unke paas kapde the aur saaf safaai ke saadhan bhi.

"Bhai, Shankar agar Umed ke sath akhaade me utarta hai toh mere 10 hajaar Shankar pe.", Ashok ji ne ye peshkash rakhi toh jija ki baat sunn kar turant he Shankar ne apni kameej utaar kar Rajesh ko pakda di. Umed bagle jhaank raha tha.

"Mere 15 Gajju pe jija. Chal be Gajju, naak na katwa diyo.", Umed saaf suthre kurte pajame me tha jo Inder ki baat sunn kar jhijhakta hua khada hua. Arjun unse 20 kadam dur idhar aangan me baitha ye sab dekh raha tha. Uske baap-chacha aur mama log is umar me bhi itne chust aur tagde hai. Ghar ke andar Renuka bua wahi sab kar rahi thi jo unhe Kaushalya ji ne samjhaya tha.

"Yaar kapdo ka panga hai mere nahi toh ladd leta. Tu he bhid le Inder iske sath.", Umed ki baar sunn kar baaki sabhi ke chehro pe muskaan aayi wahi Inder ke nirasha.

"Dekh Shankar ne bhi toh shirt khol di. Tu bhi kurta utaar aur pajame ki jagah ye track pehan le jo Rajesh laya hai.", Yaha toh jitne bhi track ek taraf pade the wo sabhi plastic ke lifafo me band the, jaise abhi tak prayog he na hue ho. Umed ek track pajama liye gaaye wale kamre me ja ghusa.

"Jija, ye track pajame aapke papa ne Arjun ke liye mangwaye the aur mujhe ni lagta ek bhi sahi salamat pahuchega.", Rajesh ke swar me jo vinti thi usko dekh Shankar ke sath sath baaki sabhi hansne lage.

"Tu pehle bata deta ke ye Arjun ke hain. Ab kushti ka program bhi tum log banao aur baad me rona bhi tumhara. Koyi na, 10 aur le aayio baad me. Tera he bhanja hai."

"Hahaha.. aaj toh waise Rajesh ko bhi 2-2 hath karne he chahiye. Saale sahab ne jaane aakhiri baar kab patakhni khaayi hogi?", Narinder ne baat ko ghumate hue Rajesh ko he lapet liya tha.

"Haan, sahi kaha Inder bhai. Ye apna Bhuppi bhi keh raha ke isko mitti ka swaad bahot pasand. Ek mukabla toh Rajesh bhai aur Bhuppi ka fix aur mere pehle se he 5000 Rajesh pe.", Ye Sangwan tha jo maje lene me inke he samkaksh tha. Dusri taraf baitha Bhuppi narajgi se inhe dekhne laga.

"Aaja be Bhole, tu bhi kya yaad karega.", Umed Sirf track pajame me idhar aaya tha aur uska jism kahi se Shankar se kam na tha balki sughad aur kuch chauda he tha Shankar se. Wahi kisi Arabi ghode sa kasa hua Shankar beshak aadha foot kad me kam tha lekin kandhe batate the ki kyon baaki sabhi ki najro me taqat ka dusra naam tha wo.

"Mere 10 Shankar pe aur Dharam bhai ke 10 Umed pe.", Daleep ne dono ki taraf se jab daanv lagaya toh Dharampal ji bhi hans diye. Idhar Inder ke 'start' kehte he wo dono tagde sharir ek dusre ki hatheliyan jakde bhid gaye. Sachmuch jor barabar he tha inme aur Arjun gor se dekh raha tha ke uske pita ke patt aur panje kitne majboot hai. Umed ke paanv piche sarak rahe the aur iske baad achanak he Shankar ka sharir hawa me utha aur fir peeth mitti me.

"Oh behanchod.. Ye kya tha Umed bhai?", Sangwan ki mooh se anyaas he nikla tha ye jab usne Shankar ko chitt dekha.

"Tension nahi Param bhai. In dono ka fainsla aise nahi hota. Gajju garam kar raha hai abhi Shankar ko aur inka best of 5 hai. Matlab jo 3 patakni de gaya wo jeetega.", Narinder ke khulase se Umed par daanv lagane wale thode nakhush dikhe the lekin wo maan rahe the ki Umed jitega he. Iske sath he fir se shuru hua daur lekin Shankar ne is bar panje pakadne ki jagah kisi saand ki tarah jhukk kar Umed ki kamar giraft me lete hue karari patakhni di. Ashok ji ko bhi ummeed na thi ki is umar bhi Shankar itna furtila hoga.

"Oh bhai.. Ye kya tha?"

"Jija, abhi dekhna Shankar ki duniya kaise palat ti hai.", Narinder ko jaise pehle he pata tha ke aage kya hona hai aur iske baad ke lagatar 2 daanv Umed ne chaturaai se jeet kar 3-1 se mukabla apne naam kar liya. In dono ke beech har baar bas ek he daav me patakhni ho jaati thi, jaise cricket me har ball par 6 ya out wala hisaab ho. Shankar ka jism itni der me he jaise kuch phool gaya tha.

"Aahh.. sala ye sab ab apne bas ka nahi raha.", Umed ek taraf he pasar gaya tha aur Shankar ne paani peete hue muskura kar Inder ki taraf dekha.

"Pata hai Gajju aisa kyun keh raha hai? Shankar ki battery charge ho chuki hai ab aur agar is waqt main bhi is se bhida toh gardan kal tak dukhti rahegi.", Narinder ko gehraai se pata tha aapas me har bhai ka hisaab.

"Chacha ji agar sirf khel he hai toh meri taraf se Arjun daavedar hai.", Ye awaaj Sanjiv bhaiya ki thi jo kitni der se idhar khade the khud Arjun ko khabar na hui. Jaise Preeti unki bagal me khadi thi matlab saaf tha ke Arjun ko bali ka bakra banaya gaya tha.

"Paise waise hai kya dulhe raja ya aise he apna ghoda race me utaarne chale aaye. Renu, tu toh udhaar nahi de rahi inhe. Dekh le ek naukri nahi karta aur dusre ki jeb filhal khaali hai.", Narinder ji ka jawaab sunn kar Renuka bua ne hanste hue naa me sar hilaya lekin Arjun toh uth kar car ki taraf he chal diya.

"Oh tera ghoda toh reverse gear pakad gaya Sanjiv. Hahaha.. paise baad me de dena bhai, ek he ghar me rehte hai sab.", Rajesh mama ne taang khinchaai ki thi aur Sanjiv bhaiya ne Arjun ko wapis bulaya.

"Bhaiya, papa aur chacha logo me main kahi bhi fit nahi baithta. Aur ghar pe kaam bhi hai abhi.", Wo dhimi awaaj me ye sab keh raha tha.

"Koyi kaam nahi hai abhi ghar pe.", Ab Preeti ne bhi tilli laga di thi

"Koyi jugaad bitha rahe ho kya tum sab mil kar? Atcha jao jao, koyi baat nahi. Bacho ko bhi josh aa jata hai aur apna Sanjiv toh waise he har time Arjun Arjun karta hai.", Narinder ji ne toh thaan he liya tha bacho ko uksaane ka chahe Shankar aur Umed najro se unhe mana bhi karte rahe.

"Main tayaar hu chacha ji lekin Papa aur fufa ji ke sath kushti nahi khelunga.", Arjun ne kadam aage badhate hue apni shart rakhi toh Shankar ji ne bhi swikriti di ek sehyogi pita ke sath.

"Mere 10 Narinder pe aur Shankar ke Arjun pe.", Umed ne ab lapeta bhi toh khud maje lene wale Narinder ko jisko katai ummeed nahi thi ab ye hoga.

"Haan aur mere bhi 5 Inder pe aur Sanjiv ke Arjun pe.",Ye the Ashok fufa jinhone mann bana liya tha ke ab chacha bhatija he mukabla kare. Kuch soch kar Dharampal ji ne bhi Arjun pe daanv lagaya aur Daleep ki taraf se Narinder par.

"Beta ab aa he ja maidaan me, dekhu toh hamare thaanedar ji aur is Gajju ne tujhe kitna tayaar kiya hai.", Narinder ji ne toh palak jhapakte the apni tshirt utaar kar ek taraf kursi par fenk di thi. 6 feet ke Inder ka sharir aaj bhi pehalwan sareekha kasa hua aur tagda tha. Bhuajo par sakht machliya aur 44 ka seena bahut tha batane ke liye ki kyun Umed par wo hamesha bhaari padte rahe.

"Chacha ji ke sath inhe mukabla nahi karne de Preeti. Hume maloom hai wo kya haalat karenge inki.", Afsana ne badi he dheemi awaaj me Preeti ke kaan me aisa kaha tha. Narinder ji ki dehshat se wo waakif thi jab baat uski badi pehan par aayi thi aur kaise Narinder ji ne wo shaksh he gaayab kar diye the.

"Masti majaak he hai Afsana ji aur chacha ji pyaar bhi bahot karte hai Arjun se.", Preeti ne jawaab dene ke sath sath ek najar Arjun ko dekha jo bina koyi kapda dheela kiye jameen ki mitti mastak se laga kar nange paanv akhaade me utar aaya tha. Ye sab abhi tak ghar wapis nahi laute the jis wajah se Tara ko Kaushalya ji ne idhar bheja tha aur uske sath sath Pandit ji bhi ye ghar dikhane ke liye apne sath Aacharya ji, Himani aur Col sahab ko lete aaye.

"Ab ye kya chal raha hai bhai idhar? Maidaan kaccha karne ko bheja tha ek ko aur idhar ye mustande majma lagaaye baithe hai. Yaha bhaaji-mithaai ke lie halwai lagana tha lekin ye toh khud he nang-dhadang se laut laga rahe hai. Upar se damaad ko shamil kiya hua.", Rameshwar ji thoda hairat me the lekin Col Sahab ne unhe muskura kar dakhal dene se rok diya. Tara bhi itraati hui Preeti ke kareeb he aa khadi hui.

"Dekhte hai Pandit ji ye kya khel khel rahe hai. Waise bhi waha ghar me toh aaj mahilao ke he kaam hai aur bhojan ke baad chalo yahi manoranjan sahi.", Ye sabhi aangan se itar he khade the aur akhaade wale logo ka poora dhyaan bas beech me khade Arjun aur Narinder par tha.

"Humne dekha hai be Inder chacha ji ko kushti karte aur sach kahu na toh tumse bhi 2 guna behtar the wo us time. Papa unse 2 patakni ki chhoot lete the.", Umed ne aur hawa bhari mukable me.

"Haan toh beta Arjun tumhe 4 patakni ki chhoot. Matlab main tabhi jeetunga jab tum 5 baar dharte ke gale lag chuke hoge. Gajju maharaaj, ye bagad billa ab mere hatthe chadha hai aur dekhna kya haal banata hu iska. Chal beta ye tshirt utaar de nahi toh tere sath baaki..", Ab Narinder ki najar apne pita aur baaki logo par padd chuki thi aur baat adhuri he reh gayi.

"Lage raho bhai... lage raho. Hum bhi dekhna chahte hai ke 3 saal tak Inder kyon aprajit raha Inter-college me. Bhool jao ke hum log bhi idhar maujood hai.", Aacharya ji ne unhe aaswasan diya toh Narinder kuch sehaj ho gaya lekin ab haalat ye thi ki baaki sabhi aise atche bacho ki tarah akhade ke bahar baith gaye the jaise ganit ka period ho aur kisi ne bhi kaam poora na kiya ho.

"Dekh kar khelna bas Inder. Vivaah ka samay hai aur koyi toot-foot hui toh tum kaam kaaj kaise karoge.", Rameshwar ji ne ye kaha toh Arjun pehli baar muskuraya. Baaki sabhi jo akhaade se dur the wo bhi hans diye the Pandit ji ke makhol par. Arjun ne dono hatho me mitti atche se masli toh is baar khud Shankar ji ne kaha.

"Beta, tshirt utaar do. Daanv sahi se nahi lagega aur Inder ki pakad tum par jyada kasegi agar kapde me rahoge.", Apni pita ki gehri baat samajhte he Arjun ne apne kandhe par lagi patti ki parwah na karte hue wo kasi hui tshirt khol kar kursi par rakh di. Ab jo jism akhaade me tha uski prashansha waha baithe aur khade sabhi vyaktiyon ki aankhon me thi. Himani ke toh mooh se anyaas he nikal gaya.. 'Wow' aur Afsana ko jab pata laga ki Preeti usko he ghoor rahi hai toh najre jhuka li.

"Dekh lo dekh lo, maje le rahi hu bas aapke. Wo utna bhi kamjor nahi hai jitna aapko lag raha tha."

"Humne ye toh nahi kaha lekin Inder chacha ke pas anubhav hai. Arjun kam-umar hai unke saamne.", Afsana dabi awaaj me he guftgu kar rahi thi aur Rameshwar ji chalte hue najdeek ja khade hue. Unhone bhi doctor tape se lagi wo patti dekh li thi jis par akhaade me maujood sabki najar thi.

"Shuru.", Rameshwar ji ne he awaaj di aur Arjun jab tak kuch samajh pata wo Inder chacha ka ek hath uski kaakh ke niche se gujra aur fir wo bas jameen par chitt pada tha. Turant wo uth khada hua aur idhar udhar dekhne laga jaise abhi ye hua kya tha.

"3 mauke aur milenge abhi. Tension mat lo beta jaani, seekh jaoge ki har mukable hath pakad ke nahi hota.", Narinder ji ne fir se uske saamne khade hote hue kaha aur hans diye.

"Matlab free-style khelni hai chacha ji? Chaliye toh is baar meri peethi nahi lagegi.", Arjun thoda sanjida ho gaya tha aur jis tarah se usne apne dono paanv vibhinni konn par jamaye the Shankar ji ka dhyaan udhar he gaya. Ek baar fir awaaj aai shuru aur Narinder ji gardan jhuka kar jaise he Arjun ki dusri kaakh ki taraf lapke unka poora jism 180 ghoom kar kamar ki taraf se Arjun ke hatho me tha. Sar niche aur paanv upar. Arjun ne unki peeth ya sar jameen par na lagate hue karwat ke bal mitti me gira diya.

"Atcha bachu.. lekin tagde sharir ko girane ka sirf yahi ek daanv nahi hai.", Narinder ji ko ummeed nahi thi ki aisa hoga aur Arjun ne unhe chitt na karke mauka kyun diya wo ye bhool kar jyada he utsahit ho gaye.

"Inder.. dhyaan se..", Shankar ne apne bhai ko chetaya jaise wo samajh rahe ho ki yaha Arjun kya karne ki chaah raha hai. 1-2 baar yahi upkram hota toh Inder apni taqat se ladne wala tha jo shayad sahi na hota. Lekin Arjun apne pita ki baat sunn kar jaise soch badal chuka tha. Mukabala shuru hua toh is baar chacha bhatije ki ungliya aapas me fansi thi. Sharirik bal ka uchit pradarshan tha jisme Arjun ko ehsaas hua ki sachmuch uske chacha abtak jitne bhi logo se wo bhida tha unme shaktishali hai. Naram mitti me Arjun ke paanv inch inch peeche sarak rahe the aur dono ke seene chehre ke sath sath ek dusre se bas inch bhar dur.

Peeth V akaar me khinch kar aisi maanspeshiya dikha rahi thi jo Sangwan, Mehul samet khud Shankar ki kalpana se pare thi. Ek pal aisa aaya ki dono sthir ho chuke the. Inder is se aage jor lagane me asmarth tha par Arjun ko roke rakha.

"Tera londa sachmuch tagda hai Shankar. Dekh toh yar kahi se lagta hai ye 18 ka hai.? Waise lagta toh Narinder bhi 30 se upar nahi aur hain bhi tujhse 21 lekin Arjun ne sharir chokha bana rakha.", Sangwan Shankar se baat kar he raha tha ke Shankar ki najar us safed patti ke badal rahe rang par padi.

"Inder rok de bas.. bahot hua.", Wo teji se uth kar dono ke beech aa khada hua aur jis tarah se dono ko alag kiya tha wo drishya batane ko bahut tha ki is waqt taqat me Shankar apne charam par tha jiske ek jhatke se Arjun mitti me aundhe bal gira aur Inder peeth ke. Shankar ne apne bete ka hath pakad kar khada karte hue jakhm par dhyaan diya.

"Aap log chaliye, hum bhi aate hai yahi se naha dho kar.", Narinder ne bhi dekh liya tha ke kis wajah se Shankar ko itna taav aaya tha. Sanjiv ne bhi Preeti ityaadi ko car me baithne ko kaha aur Pandit ji muskura kar ghar ke bheetar daakhil ho gaye Aacharya ji aur Col sahab ke sath.

"Utni badi chot nahi hai papa, waise he taar lag gayi thi jaali wale gamle ki.", Arjun ne pita ko wo patti kholte dekha toh unhe rokna chaha. Baaki sabhi log hath mooh dhone lage the.

"Beta, wo taar na itni majboot nahi hoti ki aise paar ho jaaye. Doctor hu chutiya nahi. Jab chot kandhe ki ho toh jor kandhe ka lagana bhi nahi chahiye. Kis ullu ke pathe ne ye dressing ki thi?", Shankar ne aur koyi sawaal nahi kiya tha ke kaha se chot lagi, kyo bataya nahi.. bas ghaav ko dhyaan se dekhne ke baad saaf rumaal ko geela karke jakham aur atche se dekha.

"Wo Model Town wale Dr Makkad ke clinic se.", Arjun ne jhempte hue jawaab diya.

"Behanchod ye BAMS wale bhi baaj nahi aate. Mehul tu le ja isko apne sath aur gaadi me he dressing kar de. Lohe ki motti keel ya waisa he kuch laga hai toh injection bhi de dio. Aur tum abhi 4-5 din gym-boxing kuch nahi karna.", Shankar ji ne wo rumaal wahi kandhe par dabane ke baad Arjun ko wo pakde rakhne ka kaha aur motor par nahane chal diye.

"Sorry yar pata nahi tha ke jakhm gehra hai risne bhi laga. Thik ho ja fir patakhni dunga tujhe.", Narinder ji ne parwah ke sath sath makhol kiya tha aur idhar Mehul Gulati jab Arjun ko liye bahar apni car ki taraf badha toh Sanjiv ko waha akele khada dekh Arjun ne najre jhuka li.

"Uncle aap dressing kar do iski, phir main iske injection khud lagwa launga.", Sanjiv ke pas ab mauka tha Arjun se dhero sawaal karne ka aur 10 minute baad he ye dono paidal ghar ki taraf chal diye.

"Injection toh tere mahine pehle he laga hai jo 6 mahine tak asar rakhta hai. Ab ye bata ki tere ye chot lagi kaise?", Arjun is baat se bach raha tha lekin Sanjiv ne jab usko akhaade me utarwaya toh yahi jaan ne ke liye ki aakhir uske chot lagi hai toh wo chhipa kyu raha hai aur chot lagi kaise.

"Abhi batana jaruri hai kya bhaiya?"

"Dekh fir mujhe ghar se bahar jaane nahi denge, isliye tu scooter nikaal aur nimbu-jeera ke sath ciggratte ke dauraan ab poori kahani bata.", Arjun ab bebas ho chuka tha aur Sanjiv bhaiya ko wo jhooth kabhi kehne nahi wala tha.
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"Sala meri toh samajh se he bahar hai ye ladka. Kaand kab kar deta hai kuch khabar he ni hoti. Tu ghar he tha na Inder aur ye kahi gaya tha is beech?", Shankar hath mooh dho kar ab saaf kapdo me tha fir se. Narinder ne ek baar Umed ki taraf dekha aur fir jawaab diya.

"Ye toh ghar he tha sara time aur chot iske keel se he lagi hai jo ghar wali gym me pata nahi kaise bench par padi thi. Arjun ne bataya tha mujhe par aisi choti moti chot lagti rehti hai yar. Chal ab kaam dhaam dekhte hai kuch nahi toh thaanedar ne ulta latka dena sabko.", Narinder khud he baat gol kar gaya tha kuch soch kar.

"Dimaag se paidal he ye ullu ka pattha.. Chal chalte hai ghar, roti ke baad main jara Diamond palace chakkar laga aau Rajesh ke sath. Tu Gajju ko le ja community center aur fir ek baar is catering wale ka bhi maamla dekh liyo. Milni ke kambal aur kapde Param lene ja raha Bhuppi ke sath. Daleep bhai, wo halwaai idhar he aayenge bhaaji banane wale. Khaane ke baad idhar dekh lena thoda kyonki bache bhi abse idhar he rehne aayenge. Kahi idhar udhar unhone najar.."

"Tension na le yar, halwaai ki maa ki choot. Is aangan me bhi najre kadhaai se upar uthi toh gaand me peetal bhar dunga. Chal waise bhi tagdi bhookh lagi hai aur aaj raat ka koi scene mat banana. Dharampal bhai ne kaha hai ki kal Sanjiv party de raha hai toh Walia ji ke sath he gilasi khadkegi.", Mastmaula Daleep bhi inke sath he tayaar ho kar chal diya. Sabhi ek sath he ghar ke liye nikle the aur is beech Bhuppi ne ye sawaal Narinder se kar he liya jo itni der se uske jehan me tha.

"Inder bhai, Arjun ke baare me kya raaye hai? Mera matlab hai ki tumne toh parkha he hoga uski taqat ko?", Narinder ne safari ka darwaja kholne se pehle jawaab dena he behtar samjha.

"Wo ek second se pehle he mujhe barabar kar deta Bhupi bhai. Jis tarah se usne mujhe charkhe ki tarah ghuma kar araam se mitti me rakha tha us se saaf tha ke yaha baitha koyi vyakti uski takkar ka nahi. Dusri baat ye ki wo ek tarah se meri he taqat ki limit jaan gaya tha lekin usne jor nahi lagaya. Haan Shankar shayad 1 minute tik sake uske saamne, wo bhi agar ye pehle se tayaar ho. Dekha nahi bete ka khoon dekh kar kitni jaan aa gayi thi ekdum se isme.? Duniya ke liye kasaai doctor hai apna Shankar lekin bacho ki ek khoon ki boond isko bardasht nahi.", Aur safari ki seat par Inder turant baith gaya, Shankar ko lapete me lene ke baad.

"Ye toh sahi kaha bhai. Pehli baar dekha ki Shankar bhi ghabrata hai aur Arjun toh baap ke saamne aaj bhi nanhe munne ki tarah seham raha tha.", Ashok ji pichli seat par baithte hue is taang khinchai me shamil ho gaye.

"Ashok bhai, baat ye nahi hai ki wo Arjun ka khoon tha.. Wo khoon usme mujhse aur mujhme mere pita se aaya hai. Us khoon ke ek katre ke badle mujhe khud nahi pata ke main kis hadd tak ja sakta hu."

"Shaant reh be Bhole. Tu toh serious he ho gaya. Khel kood me hota rehta hai ye sab.", Umed agli seat par Inder ke barabar aa baitha tha. Pichli par taang he nahi aani thi uski.

"Haan ye sahi kaha tune Gajju. Teri toh khel kood me taang 6 baar tooti hai na.. hahaha.. ", Narinder kaha kisi ko bakhsta tha aur yahi usne Umed ke sath bhi kiya. Sabhi aisi he chuhal karte hue wapis ghar laut aaye the jaha aaj lagbhag 100 logo ka khana chal raha tha aur garmi me bhi intjaam aisa rakha tha ki kisi ke chehre par paseene ki jhalak tak na dikhe. Is waqt sabhi log ghar me maujood the aur ghulmil rahe the. Gayab the bas 2 log jinki taraf kisi ka dhyaan bhi na gaya.

Market se Sanjiv bhaiya ke sath aane ke baad Arjun gayab tha aur waise he Walia ji aur unki shrimati ke vyast hone par Annu bhi nadarad thi. In dono ki gumshudgi sirf ek insaan ki najar me thi, Komal didi ke.
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Marina abhi Madhuri didi ke kamre me thi jahan unki shaadi ke gehne aur kapde aadi sabhi ladkiyan dekhne me lagi thi aur beech beech me Madhuri didi ke maje bhi liye ja rahe the. Vicki idhar Preeti ke sath andar aayi aur sabse pehle Marina se waise he mili jaisa Russia ka riwaaj tha, gaal choom kar. Afsana, jo pehle shaadi ka laal joda dekh rahi thi ab hairat se Preeti aur Marina ka milna dekh rahi thi.

"Tension matt lo Afsana begum ye dono videshi hai. Waise toh aap bhi Morocco se hai toh Vicki aapse waise he mil legi. Kyon Vicki?", Alka kaha aadat se baaj aati thi aur hanste hue usne Afsana ki khinchaai ki toh wo ghabrati hui Komal ki taraf sarak gayi.

"Nahi nahi.. hume ye sab pasand nahi."

"Ye tumse majaak kar rahi hai Afsana. Alka, thoda kam kar do ye majaak.", Komal didi ne jhoothi daant lagaai thi aur Alka hansti hui Vicki se gale lag kar milne ke baad uske pichwade par hath firati hui Afsana ko aankh maar di.

"Haa..", Afsana ne mooh par hath rakhne se pehle bas yahi kaha tha aur ab Marina bhi hanste hanste ek taraf se Afsana ki bagal me aa baithi.

"Tum bahot jada sundar ho Afsana.", Marina ke mooh se ye jubaan sunn kar Afsana ke hosh he udd gaye the.

"Aap hindi bolti hai? Aur hum sundar nahi hai itne, bas chashm aapke he jaise hai bas.", Afsana itne he samay me kam se kam ghul mil kar bolne toh lagi thi. Aur Marina ne bina bataye uska gaal choom liya.

"Tum bhi hindi bolti ho, hum bhi. Dost ban gaye na is baat par?", Marina ki is baat par Afsana ne muskura kar najre jhapka di. Ab jaha baaki sab gehne kapdo me lage the wahi Preeti khisak kar Marina aur Afsana ke pas aa baithi.

"Waise aap kam he urdu use karna Afsana ji Marina didi ke sath. Hindi toh inhe thik thaak aati hai lekin urdu jara bhi nahi. Waise Marina didi aapke mumma kaha hai?"

"Mumma toh tumhare ghar gaye hai abhi lekin tumhara lover boy kaha hai? Ghar me itne log hai aur wahi missing hai. Alka tumhe pata hai Arjun kaha hai?", Marina ne ye naam le kar kamre me maujood har ladki ka dhyaan apni taraf karwa diya tha aur Vicki ka sabse pehle. Jo shayad yaha aayi bhi is aas me thi lekin Preeti jaanti thi ki Arjun nahi hai aur wo kaha hai ye Komal ko pata tha.

"Aapne kahi jana tha kya Arjun ke sath?"

"Wo toh ghayal the aur unhone kisi ko khabar bhi nahi lagne di.", Afsana aur Preeti ne ek saath apni apni baat kahi thi aur Afsana ke batane par Komal ki aankhen badi ho gayi.

"Tumhe kaise pata Afsana ki Arjun ke chot lagi hai? Aur subah se toh wo bilkul sahi lag raha tha.",Komal ko chinta hote dekh Afsana ko apni galti ka ehsaas ho chuka tha aur wahi Aarti ke chehre par bhi pareshani saaf najar aa rahi thi.

"Wo dikh toh salamat he rahe the aapi lekin humne wo dusre ghar.. ", Afsana ko aise bolte dekh Preeti ne he baat sambhali uska hath dabate hue.

"Nahi didi, aisi koyi chot nahi thi aur wo pichle ghar gaye the na hum log toh waha Inder chacha ji ke sath Arjun khel raha tha. Bas wahi uske kandhe par laga bandage dikha tha aur Afsana ke sath sath sabhi ne dekha tha. Shayad kaam karte time he kuch laga hoga.", Darwaje par khamosh khadi Ritu ye sab sunn bhi chuki thi aur ab usko subah Arjun ke ghar se jaane ka kuch kuch samajh bhi aa chuka tha.

"Chalo chhodo ye sab aur ab ye batao ke aaj raat udhar wale ghar me kya dhamaal kiya jaaye?", Ritu ne andar aane ke sath he ye kissa yahi nibta diya aur uske darwaja band karne par baaki sabhi ladkiyan bhi samajh gayi ki aaj kuch toh gadbad ghotala karne ka iraada hai Ritu ka.

"Aisa hai raat me khana yaha koyi nahi khaayega aur jo bhi hamare sath waha ja raha hai utne logo ke hisaab se khana pack hoga.", Ye Alka thi, Ritu ki har khurafat me uski 50:50 ki bhaagidar.

"Preeti ke pas Vodka hai aur Vinni didi ne ek box beer sahi jagah chipa rakhi hai.", Tara ne plan ko thoda aur khol kar bataya jiske saath he ek baar fir Afsana hairaani se dekhne lagi.

"Aap ghabraye nahi, aapko nahi pilayenge. Waise is kamre me jitne bhi hai inme se kisi ko alcohal ka experience nahi hai. Bas ye ek he baar karke dekhne ka dil tha Ritu didi aur hum sabka. Baaki pata nahi kaun kaun agree hota hai.", Preeti bhi thoda ghabra rahi thi Komal didi ke sath sath Madhuri didi ke bhi yaha hone se.

"Main toh sabse pehle hu isme aur Keerti bhi.", Jasleen ne chehakte hue sehmati di aur uske sath he Marina ne bhi hath utha diya.

"I'm also in. Main aaj raat ko yahi rehne wali hu and Vodka is my drink.", Marina ke baad Aarti ne bhi hath uthaya toh Priyanka hairaan he ho gayi. Uski chhoti behan sachmuch ab chhoti nahi rahi thi.

"Dekho ab ye mauka fir shayad he mile kabhi life me toh meri bhi haa hai. Sirf ek gilaas beer.", Ye awaaj thi sabko hairaan karne wale shakhs ki, jiski ummeed yaha baithi ghar ki kisi bhi ladki ne nahi ki thi. Komal didi ne party me shamil hone ka fainsla kiya tha aur Alka unka chehra hath se sehla kar jaise bukhaar dekhne lagi.

"Kamaal he ho gaya ye toh fir. Pinki didi fir toh aapka bhi banta hai."

"Nahi nahi.. tum log he karo ye sab aur waise bhi mujhe Madhuri didi ke sath he rehne ka aadesh hai. Us ghar me main nahi ja sakti aur waise bhi sharaab ke hath nahi lagana."

"Mooh laga lena Pinki darling, hath me pakad lungi. Yar dekho hum sab eksath fir kabhi ho na ho, kya pata. Daadi ko main bol dungi ki aaj Madhuri didi ke sath Rupali adjust kar legi."

"Main bhi ja rahi hu, main nahi adjust karne wali.", Khamoshi se sabki sunti hui Rupali ne turant mana kiya aur sabhi hansi nikal gayi.

"Chalo phir done hai ki hum sabhi log aaj waha dhamaal karne wale hai. Lekin iske sath poori baat bhi sunn lo.", Alka jaise kuch bada he batane wali thi aur mahol ekdum shaant ho gaya lekin uski baat ko aage badhaya Tara ne.

"Games bhi hongi aur peene wale ko wo khelni bhi padengi. Komal didi aap soch lijiyega ek baar fir se aur baaki sabhi jo baad me kahi na nukur karne lage. Ek raat ke liye sabhi barabar honge toh No Lihaaj."

"Jyada se jyada kaunsi games hongi Tara? Truth-Dare, bottle ghuma kar task dena ya blindfold & guess? Bas itna jarur dhyaan rakhna ki wo hadd paar na ho jis se subah uthne par kisi ko bura lage.", Komal didi ne toh ek aur bomb gira diya tha ye khelo ke naam le kar aur unki baat sunn kar Tara ne hairat ke sath he haan me sar hila diya.

"Matlab saaf hai fir ki games, beer aur party. 9 baje yaha se chalenge aur phir poora ghar hamara."

"Agar hum peeyenge nahi toh kya hum shareek nahi ho sakte aap logo ke sath? Wo aisa hai Komal aapi ke Islaam me sharaab gunaah hai.",Afsana ki itni masoomiyat se kahi baat aur khud he uska shaamil hone ka dil dekh Komal didi ne uska gaal sehlate hue kaha.

"Bilkul, tum sath he chalogi hamare aur jo tumhe atcha lage wahi karna.", Ab Afsana ke chehre par bhi ek dilkash muskaan numaya thi. Is beech darwaje par hui thak-thak se Alka ne sabhi ko shant rehne ka ishara dia aur darwaja kholte he gehri saans bhari.

"Sab log aise kyun dekh rahe ho yar? Main he hu aur jaisa Alka ne kaha tha main samaan bhi le aayi.", Himani ke ek hath me kapde ka bag aur dusre me wo dhoop ka chasma tha jo wo jyadatar pehne rehti thi. Bag Alka ko pakdate hue usne khud he darwaja wapis laga diya. Jasleen ki najar bade gor se Himani ka avlokan karne lagi thi.

"Arre hairaan mat ho yar, bimari nahi hai ye bas meri aankhen na is Alka-Ritu ke sath sath Preeti jaisi hai. Pyaar he itna jyada hai na mera inke sath.", Himani ne khud he apna parichaya dene ke sath sath Punjab wali har ladki se hath milate hue apni do rangi aankhon ka chatpata kissa suna diya. Alka ne bag khol kar dekha toh andar hare kaanch ki 3 bottle thi.

"Arre hum log sharabi nahi hai jo itni bottles jugaad li. Aur tum yaha kyu le aayi Himani, fans jaayenge yar agar kisi ne galti se bhi dekh liya toh.", Himani abhi un sabme he vyast thi aur Alka na turant bag band karke almari me chhupa dia.

"Wo wine hai Alka didi, beer se bhi light.", Aisa Preeti ne kaha tha aur ab jaise wahi fans gayi thi.

"Tujhe bada pata hai ye light aur strong ka? Kahi tu bhi dada ji ki bottle se chori chori nasha toh nahi karti?", Aarti ka aisa kehna tha aur Preeti ne turant naa me sar hila diya.

"Hahaha... Kitni pyaari ho tum Preeti. Waise ye thik keh rahi hai Alka. Wine me utna alcohal nahi hota aur ye bottle mere mama ji ke bar se uthaai hai maine. Unhe toh pata bhi nahi hoga ki 3 bottle gayab hui hai. Waise aapse hum nahi mile, shayad waha ghar pe dekha jarur tha jab Preeti ke sath thi.", Himani bade araam se Preeti ke pas he baithte hue Afsana se ru-ba-ru hui jo khud hairaan thi ki ek khoobsurat ladki aur wo bhi dono alag alag nayno wali uske saamne thi.

"Hum Afsana Hussain hai aapi aur aap toh jaise khuda ka karishma he hai. Aise chashm humne aaj sirf dusri he baar dekhe hai zindagi me.", Afsana hath jodd kar milne lagi thi aur Himani ne usko gale laga kar parichaya diya.

"Yar ye sab chhodo aur ab party ka maamla jamao. Main toh bahot excited ho rahi hu aur life me pehli bar kuch chori kiya hai lekin dukh nahi hai.", Himani ne Ritu se kaha tha jo kuch soch rahi thi.

"Party toh hogi he Himani lekin hum log party kar toh Madhuri didi ki shaadi ki khushi me rahe hai aur yahi waha hongi nahi. Ajeeb nahi rahega?", Ab pehli baar Madhuri didi ke chehre par thodi chamak aayi thi jo pehle isliye he khamosh thi ki kisi ne unse poocha he nahi tha.

"Hmmm. sahi kaha yar.. Lekin billi ke gale me ghanti kaun bandhega?", Alka ke aisa kehne par Vinni ne bhi hath khade kar diye jo yaha sabse badi thi.

"Arjun..", Sujhaav aaya tha Rupali ki taraf se aur uske mann me kya chal raha tha iski khabar kisi ko nahi thi.

"Pagal hai Rupali. Wo bhala kyun aur kaise kar sakta hai aisa? Aur ye sharaab wali baat usko pata chali toh samajh le gaye kaam se.", Aarti ne asehmati dikhai thi is sujhaav par.

"Tumhare pas koyi sujhaav hai? Nahi hai na. Isliye meri baat suno aur isme thoda sach aur baaki jhooth bolna padega. Arjun se ye kehna hai ki hum sabhi log khaane, dance ki party kar rahi hai Madhuri didi ke sath. Usne toh waise bhi hamari safety ke liye us ghar me sona he hai lekin wo rahega chhatt par aur niche se hum rakhenge sabkuch band. Arjun ki help ke bina toh waise bhi possible nahi kyonki hum itna samaan waha leke kaise jaayenge? Tara ya koyi bhi car toh chala lega lekin waha car le jaane ki permission? Ghar toh paas me he hai.", Rupali ne asliyat se sabka saamna karwaya toh Komal didi ne jawaab diya.

"Main baat karungi us se aur wo sabkuch karega. Bas usko poora sach batana jaruri hai. Aur daadi jaruri Madhuri didi se poochengi toh didi aap unhe itna keh dena ki aapka bhi dil hai sabke sath ghulne milne ka. Unke saamne ye beer wala mamla nahi jana chahiye bas.", Ab sabke dimaag me baat ghus chuki thi ki ye kaam kis tarike se hoga.

"Done.", Aarti khush hote hue boli aur baaki sabke sath ab Madhuri didi bhi utsahit thi. Shaam ke 6 baj chuke the aur halke se shor ke sath he sabka dhyaan bahar gaya.
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"Shankar, shaant mere bhai shaant. Dekh wo khud aaya hai hamare ghar aur wo bhi akela.", Ghar ke bahar ye lambi shahi car ruki toh jo shandaar shaksh us se utra tha usko dekhte he bagiche ke pas Inder, Umed, Daleep se baatchit me mashgool Shankar ki bhanve uth gayi. Beshak in logo me kabhi koyi tanaav ya khaas baatchit na hui thi par dushmani toh agli peedhi tak aa he chuki thi. Pushpak 2 he kadam aage badha tha aur uska saamna apne se bhi 2-3 inche aur utne he tagde yuvak se hua.

"Dost, hum Shri Rameshwar Sharma ji se milne ki chahat rakhte hai. Aap pariwar se he hai shayad.?", Arjun bhi dang tha us vyakti ko saamne dekh jiski janam-kundli kuch samay pehle he uske hath lagi thi. Lekin itna naram vyavahaar aur baat karne ki tamij se wo itna toh samajh he chuka tha ki Pushpak kisi galat uddeshya se nahi aaya.

"Papa se tumhe kyun milna hai Pushpak?", Shankar ne Arjun ko ek taraf karte hue Pushpak ke saamne khade hote hue sawaal daga. Swar me gussa nahi tha lekin dimag halka abhi bhi garam tha.

"Pranaam Shankar bhai sahab. Ye toh nahi kahenge ki mil kar khushi hui kyonki aaj hum khush nahi ho sakte. Haan aap yakeenan atche dikh rahe hai. Tau ji se aavashyak kaam hai hume aur agar aap chahe toh mulakaat ke waqt shamil reh sakte hai.", Shankar ka toh sara gussa he hawa ho gaya jab Pushpak ne uske saamne hath jodd kar bhai sahab ke sath sath Pandit ji ke liye Tau ji kaha.

"Aao, mere sath chalo Pintu. Papa baithak me he hai aur ghar me bacho ka vivah hai isliye Shankar thoda disturb hai.", Inder ne mahol ko samajhte hue Pushpak ko apne sath liya lekin baaki sab bhi un dono ke peeche he chal diye. Arjun ko bhi ab jaan na tha ke ye shaksh unke ghar kaise aur kyun.

"Pranaam tau ji. Kshama chahte hai ki aise shub-avsar par hum aapke niwas-sthaan par samasya lekar aaye.", Baithak me filhal sirf Kaushalya ji aur Rameshwar ji ke sath unke chhote bhai aur Madhu he the. Ekake ye sajila sa vyakti Inder ke sath unke saamne aaya aur dono hath unke charano par rakhte hue mukhatib hua. Aisa he usne Kaushalya ji ke sath ke kiya tha aur unke siwa kisi aur ko dekha tak nahi. Rameshwar ji toh jaise is vyakti ko sabse behtar pehchante the aur unhone Pushpak ko dono kandhe par hath rakh kar apne gale se lagaya.

"Kaise ho tum Pintu beta? Aur jo bhi awsar ho tum hamare pas be-jhijhak aa sakte ho. Haan hamari bandish alag hai lekin tumse hume shikayat nahi. Inder, bhai ke liye khana lagwao.", Rameshwar ji ne baaki sabhi ko ungli ke ishare se bahar jaane ko kaha lekin Arjun ke chehre ko dekh usko apne he kareeb baithne ko kaha.

"Tau ji, kshama kijiyega lekin hum ann grahan nahi kar sakte. Samay ka abhaav hai aur aapka ye bhojan hum par udhaar raha."

"Shaant raho beta.. tum ghar pe ho aur tumhari jo bhi samasya hai hum uska uchit nidaan karenge. Ek chai he pee lo hamare sath?", Rameshwar ji ke aisa kehne par usne sirf haan me sar hilaya lekin aankhon se jharr jharr aansu girne lage the Pushpak ke aur uske dusri taraf baithi Kaushalya ji ne bina deri kiye seene se laga liya.

"Na mere bache na.. Tu hamesha se hamare liye wahi Pintu hai jo bachpan me tha. Chahe dukh ho ya sukh, tere tau ji aur teri ye taai, hamesha tere liye maujood hai. Aa nahi sakte bas jo tujhe atche se pata hai.", Kaushalya ji ke sar sehlane se jald he Pushpak sambhal gaya.

"Taa ji, aapne he naam diya tha hume aur sach kahu toh mere khushi ke wahi din mujhe yaad hai jinme aap aur tauji shamil the. Punjab se Rajasthan kya gaye, hum bandhan me aise bandhe ki laut na paaye.", Pushpak ka chehra khud Kaushalya ji ne apne pallu se saaf kiya aur ab kahi uska dhyaan apne saamne baithe usi yuvak par gaya jis se wo bahar mila tha. Idhar Lalita ji 2 cup chai aur kuch mishthan waha rakh kar jaise khamoshi se aayi thi waise he laut gayi.

"Ye tumhare chacha hai Arjun. Pushpak aur beta ye hamare pautra Arjun hai, apne Shankar ke suputra.", Arjun ne ab hath jod kar abhivadan kiya tha jab Pushpak ko chacha bataya gaya.

"Khushnaseeb hai aap Arjun jo inki chhaya me bade ho rahe ho. Hamare tau ji se behtar raja aur saadhu humne jiwankaal me nahi dekha. Aapke chacha hai lagte hai hum aur aap bejijhak hamare pas aa sakte hai.", Pushpak ne jyada aur kuch nahi kaha. Kaushalya ji ne chai ka cup saamne kiya toh Pushpak ne bhi saleeke se thaam lia. Kaushalya ji apne pati ke ishaare se abhi aane ka bol kar bahar chali gayi

"Ab hamare yuvraaj apne aane ka prayojan batayenge? Tumhari halat bahot kuch bayaan kar rahi hai Pintu aur tum jaldi me bhi ho.", Rameshwar ji ne Arjun ko ek baar dekh kar chai utha li. Yaha bas ab yahi 3 log the aur andar wale kamre ka darwaja Kaushalya ji band kar chuki thi. Pushpak ne bhi ab kahi dhyaan diya tha mahol par lekin Arjun ke waha baithne se samajh chuka tha ki ye ladka Pandit ji ka ajeej hai.

"Bua ji ka dehant ho gaya hai tau ji. Kumari Anamika ne apni 2 antim itchhaye humse kahi thi kyonki unhone kabhi hume maa ki kami mehsoos nahi hone di thi."

"Durbhagya.. Kshama karna bete ye humko bilkool gyaat na tha. Prabhu un jaise divya aatma ko apne charno me jagah de.", Rameshwar ji ki aankhon me ek pal me he paani bhar aaya tha jo in dono se chhipa na reh saka.

"Aap iska asar na hone de tau ji. Ghar ka mahol barkaraar rakhiye aur jo rishtey adrishya hai wo waise he rahe toh sabke liye thik hoga. Unhone aapka shukriya kaha tha unhe mehfooj rakhne ke liye aur har musibat se bachane ke liye. Dusri khwahish thi ki Kumari Bindiya ke sath Shabnam bitiya bhi unke sanskaar me shamil ho. Hum chahte hai ke hamare tauji ye khwahish poori kare.", Abhi Pushpak ki baat khatam he hui thi aur Rameshwar ji ne Arjun ko phone idhar khiskane ko kaha. Ek number jo unhe bhali bhaanti yaad tha milate hue unhone baat shuru ki.

"Kapoor sahab, Shabnam Mirza ke sabhi charge tatkaal prabhaav se hatwa diye jaaye. British embassy me iski soochna ek clean chit ke sath bhijwaye, ye aavashyak hai.", Dusri taraf se bhi jyada kuch nahi kaha gaya siwaye haan ke.

"Tumhare paas Shabnam ka number hai?", Rameshwar ji ne ye sawaal Arjun se kiya tha aur usne jhempte hue haan kaha aur aankhe moond kar jaise kuch yaad kiya aur antar-rashtriya number milane laga. Pushpak bhi hairaan tha Arjun ke aisa karne par lekin Rameshwar ji jyada hairaan hue jab Arjun khud he baat karne laga.

"Namastey chachi, main Arjun. Ji..", Arjun ne parichaya diya aur saamne se Bindiya ne bhi uska khushi se swagat kiya tha.

"Haan baat kuch aisi thi chachi ji ki aapko Shabnam didi ke sath India nikalna hoga, turant. Haan.. didi ke charge hatwa diye hai bauji ne aur aapko Delhi nahi utarna.", Arjun waise he unki baat sunn ne laga jo Bindiya keh rahi thi. Chinta laajmi thi aise baat karne se.

"Ji Pushpak chacha ji yahi saamne baithe hai unse baat kar lijiye. Aage wahi bata denge aapko.", Arjun shok samachar khudse nahi dena chahta tha aur handle Pushpak ki taraf badha diya.

"Pranaam didi. Aap tatkaal Pita ji ke niwas-sthaan ke liye nikaliye. Bua nahi rahi aur unki antim itcha thi ki aap dono unke sanskaar me shamil ho. Tauji ke yaha mangal avsar par hum aisi baat kar rahe hai. Chahe toh sanskaar ke baad he wapis laut sakti hai.", Pushpak ne ummeed ke viprit baat kehne ke sath he phone kaat diya tha.

"Aagya dijiye tau ji. Sanskaar ke 13 din poore hote he hum aapke paas aayenge. Safar adhik hai aur samay se pahuchna hai.", Pushpak ne ek baar fir unke charan sparsh karne ke baad hath jodd kar ijajat maangi. Koyi shukriya nahi koyi laag-lapet nahi, jaise khaas adhikar ho

"Hum aate tumhare sath beta bas."

"Aapko toh Kunwar Sa he nahi rok sakte tau ji lekin filhal aap ghar dekhiye aur hum ye jimmewari nibhate hai. Jald milenge aapse. Arjun aap ek khaas vyakti hai aur itna hume bhi anumaan ho gaya hai ki badlaav ki bayaar laane wale sailaab ho. Shukriya.", Ye baat usne Arjun se kahi thi aur Pandit ji khud Pushpak ko sath liye bahar nikle jaha aangan me unke dono bete khade the Umed aur Daleep ke sath. Kaushalya ji ne Pushpak ko vida karne se pehle uska tilak jarur kiya tha, parampara.

"Tai ji, bhojan par jald aayenge. Aagya dijiye.", Car me baithne se pehle Pushpak ne fir se dono ke charan sparsh kiye the aur kuch soch kar apne paanv se jooti utaar kar Arjun ki taraf sarka di.

"Aapke liye hum kuch la na sake lekin chacha aur bhatije me dost ka rishta bhi rehta hai. Hamari maujri ko pehan kar sammaan dijiyega Arjun.", Nange paanv he wo apni car me baith kar jis taraf se aaya tha wapis us taraf nikal chala. Mushkil se wo 30 minute bhi nahi ruka tha lekin Arjun ko jarur duvidha me chhod gaya tha.

"Pehan lo beta pehan lo inhe. Usne tumhe apna waaris banaya hai jooti saunp kar. Pushpak ka ahit matt karna aur wo tumhara uchit dhyaan bhi rakhega, jab tumhe jarurat hogi.", Rameshwar ji ke kehne bhar se Arjun ne chappal utaar kar wo sone-chaandi ke taar wali jooti pehan li thi, ratti bhar bhi akaar alag na tha unka Arjun ke paanv ke liye.

Ok bye kal padega