kya pata uss time baarish ho rahi ho .. aur aakashiye bijli seedha aapke lohe ke kacche par gir jaaye .. charging aisi hogi ki .. fir aapka doodh niklega .. aur peeche se dhua ...
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kya pata uss time baarish ho rahi ho .. aur aakashiye bijli seedha aapke lohe ke kacche par gir jaaye .. charging aisi hogi ki .. fir aapka doodh niklega .. aur peeche se dhua ...
bhai metal mein to frost bite ho jaayega .. aur jo khaal uspar chipk gayi .. to utarte waqt upar ki top most layer bhi utar jaayegi ...
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Mn too dy doon ga pr finger print lga hoa hy ap pyhn too lo gy utry ga nhi aysy nh ho apko zoor ki lg jay oor aap bhagty phiro tin tin bhaiya ?????
dhatt tere ki .. aapke rehmo karam .. mera bhi yahi haal hone laga hai .. ek din subha 4:30 par uthta hu aur ek din 4:30 par uth kar fir so jaata hu ...
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AUR AB KUCH JADA KAHA TO 'MOD' KI TALWAR MERE PICHWADE ME GHUSEGI, BAKCHODI KA KIDA MARWAEGA MUJHE ???bhai metal mein to frost bite ho jaayega .. aur jo khaal uspar chipk gayi .. to utarte waqt upar ki top most layer bhi utar jaayegi ...
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Jawaan Din-Haseen Raat (1)
Kaale rang ki ye Lancer car ab jis tarah se sadak par daud rahi thi us se saaf pata chalta tha ke Arjun kitni jaldi har cheej seekhta hai. Awajahi beshak naam-matra thi sadak par is waqt lekin car sateek 100 par daudti hui minute se pehle har kilometer ko peeche chhod rahi thi. Wajni car aur sadak par durust pakad hone ke sath band shisho ke andar bas inhi teeno ki baatchit jaari thi. Aarti hamesha safar so kar bitane wali ladki thi lekin aaj Alka aur uski baatein Arjun ko bhi muskurane par majboor kar rahi thi.
"Toh ab jara ye bhi bata do ki ye Arjun tumhara boyfriend kaise bana tha? Sochne wali baat hai ke aisa kya hua ke bhai behan he lover ban gaye.", Aarti pichli seat par ek naram khilone ko goad me liye muskura rahi thi. Aur Arjun lajawaab sa gaane chalane laga toh Alka ne wo CD player band he kar diya.
"Aisa hai na Aarti ki ek yahi toh ladka tha jiske sath bachpan bitaya aur fir school aur college bhi ladkiyo waale mile aage. Ye wapis aaya toh Ritu is se dur rehti thi aur janaab jyadatar mere aage peeche jis se Ritu ko bhi dekh sake. Mujhe jaane kab khud he wo sab atcha lagne laga tha. Dil se toh main khud he chahne lagi thi ki agar mera boyfriend kabhi bana toh wo bas Arjun he hoga nahi toh bhaad me gaya pyaar aur shaadi ka jhanjhat."
"Toh isne he pehal ki matlab? Lekin ye toh aisa kahi se bhi nahi lagta mujhe.", Aarti ne ek najar fir se Arjun ko dekha jo is seedhi do-tarfa sadak par car chalate hue bhi baatein sunn raha tha.
"Arre iske chakkar me rehti toh ho gaya tha beda paar. Ritu ke sath iski nokjhok me main khud iski taraf hone lagi aur phir jab birthdya se pehle mere college gaye the toh meri sabhi friends ne isko boyfriend samjha aur unki aankhon me iske liye jo dikha wo batane ke liye bahot tha ki meri jodi agar ab banegi toh wo Arjun ke sath he."
"Atcha? Mujhe toh laga tha ke maine he propose kiya aur wo birthday wala shopping day yaad hai aapko?", Arjun ne beech me he apni baat ghusaani chaahi toh Alka hansne lagi.
"Itne samajhdar bhi nahi ho bachu. Main jaanboojh kar tumhe le kar gayi thi aur yaad ho toh us din Preeti bhi mere sath chal sakti thi lekin hamara wo kiss tumne nahi maine kiya tha kamre me. Ladkiyan bolti nahi hai Arjun darling, wo kar deti hai jaise Aarti ne bhi kiya.", Ab Arjun ki haalat thodi kharaab hone lagi thi jaise Alka ne usko nanga he kar diya ho.
"Hahaha.. Sachmuch yar ye bahot pyara hai aur jitna khayal ye rakhta hai na har chhoti badi baat ka toh aisa saathi har ladki chahti hai jo mumkin nahi hota. Mujhe sachmuch nahi pata tha ke ye Arjun samay ke sath itna behtar ho chuka hoga aur ye pehla ladka tha jiske peeche baithte he maine mehsoos kiya tha ke ye bilkul waisa nahi hai jaisa college me suna tha ya school ke bigde ladko ke baare me pata lagta tha.", Aarti ki sanjida baatein sunn kar Alka bhi haan me sar hilati hui Arjun ko niharne lagi.
"Pyaar toh ye sabhi se karta aaya hai shuru se aur atchi baat hai ke isne kabhi dil nahi dukhaya. Waise sahab agar bura na lage toh raste me sahi jagah dekh kar car rok dena. Frooti aur chips lene hai paani ki bottle ke sath.", Alka ke kehne par Arjun ne haan me sar hilate hue kaha.
"Abhi 68 kilometer hua hai aur 10 ke baad rok dunga. Aur aap bhi Aarti ke sath pichli seat par araam se baith jana. Dopahar ka 1 baje wala traffic hone se pehle he waha pahuchna sahi rahega.", Arjun ki baat sunn kar Aarti ne bhi sifarish ki.
"Ye baat toh ekdum sahi kahi hai isne. 1 baje se dhai baje ke beech me traffice har chowk par milega waha aur outer se Modal town tak 15 minute ki jagah ek ghanta bhi lag sakta hai. Waise jis tarah chala rahe ho us se toh hum 12 baje tak he ghar pahuch jayenge. Pata he nahi chala ke hum itni aage aa chuke hai."
"Yar sadak sachmuch atchi hai nahi toh dhoop se kahi jyada dikkat hoti. Upar toh dono taraf ke vriksho ne chhatri he bana rakhi hai.", Alka ki baat ekdum sahi thi. Sadak bhi kam yatayat ki wajah se ekdum saaf thi aur keekar, safede ke vriksh ek kataar me dono he taraf lage the. Sadhe 10 baje jaha garmi me kadi dhoop rehti hai, is sadak par bas atchi roshni he thi baaki dhoop wo vriksh atche se sambhal rahe the.
"Ye wala rasta mujhe chachi ji ne he bataya tha subah. Bas sadak single hai aur xxxx shehar beech me aayega toh raftar dheemi hogi 5-10 minute lekin dusre highway par bheed bhi bahot rehti hai aur main overtake karne ke mood me bhi nahi hu."
"Seedha kyu nahi kehte ki sath me 2 khoobsurat ladkiyan baithi hai jinhe koyi aur dekhe toh tumhe bura lagega.", Alka ne taang kheenchni chaahi lekin Arjun ne toh baat ko sahi tehra diya.
"haan. Badi wajah toh yahi hai ke waha khamkhah anchaai najre aap dono par padti aur na chahte hue bhi 10 me ek ullu ka patha mil he jata koyi aur jaisa mood pehle tha toh pakka sadak par kaand ho jana tha aur fir baat ghar tak jaati toh meri class lagna taye thi. Aur ye shaant rasta hai jyada se jyada koyi gaanv ka bas adda ya fir savari wali jeep he najar aayi hai idhar. Lijiye ye jagah aa gayi aapke matlab ki aur main bhi mooh dho leta tab tak. Ghar se chalte waqt dhyaan nahi raha.", Arjun ne agli dono seat ke beech me rakha wo chhota sa toliya uthane ke sath he Alka didi ko apna purse de diya.
"Iska kya karu?"
"Jo bhi lena hai wo paise yaha se he dene aapne. Jab girlfriend ho toh is par haq jama kar khud he jataya kijiye.", Alka ne khush hote hue purse pakad liya aur Aarti bhi hansti hui car se utar kar is dhaaba-dukaan ki taraf chal di. Safede ki ballia jameen me gaad kar chhayadar chhappar dala gaya tha jaha rukne wale log chai-nashta karte baith sake. Ek taraf theth desi dhaba bana tha ghane peepal ki chhaya tale. 4 bade aluminum ke patile sabji se bhare aur gara-mitti ka bana adda aur tandoor wala. Uske sath he ye ek behtar dukaan thi jaha bahar he bade fridge me thande ki bottle lagi thi aur ek taraf jaali me bandhe dher saare chips latke the. Arjun dhaabe ki ek taraf rakhe jhaar (bade matke) se dabbe me paani bharne ke baad chehre ko dhone ke saht he kulla karne ke baad wahi thanda paani peene laga.
"Guddi thande ki bottle toh kaanch wali he hai jo le ja nahi sakte. Haan ye 6 rupaye wala aam ka juice (jumpion/frooti) le sakti ho.", Aarti ne Gold-spot thande ki bottle uthai thi aur dukaan wale ne jab bataya ke wo wahi baith kar peeni hai toh Alka ne wo bisleri ki bottle wahi rakhe jug me khaali kar di.
"Isme daal do uncle ji 2 bottle aur ye 2 frooti ke sath ek uncle chips ka packet hai. Kuch aur bhi lena hai kya Aarti?", Alka ke andaaj ko dekh kar wahi lohe ki niwar wali kursi par baitha beedi peeta yuvak dheet ki tarah hansne laga.
"Shehar ki ameer londiya is birane me kade haande hai Subu?", Ye 2 yuvak the aur dusra wala Alka ki chust jeans se bahar nikle kulho ke akaar ko he nihar raha tha. Shayad ye kareeb ke he kisi gaanv ke manchale the jo ek khatara halat wale CD 100 motorcycle par idhar beedi-ciggratte peene aaye the, jaise yahi inka adda ho.
"Birane aur gaam me he toh desi mile hai bhai Kaire lekin sach kahu toh aise kharbuje toh Billu ki lugai ke bhi na hai. Gaadi toh dekh jama inke bargi hai.", Wo abhi aage kuch bolta ki dukaan wale adhed ne talkhi se kaha.
"Apna rasta naapo. Bahu beti ki ijjat toh kya karni chhote bade ka bhi lihaj na hai tumhe. Le bitiya aur inki taraf dhyaan na he do, gaanv ke manchale hai bas.", Aadmi ne 100 rupaye ke note se bache baaki paise aur samaan Alka ko pakdate hue kaha toh Alka muskurane lagi.
"In jaiso ki taraf toh meri jooti na dekhe uncle aur rahi baat manchale hone ki toh aise kitne he waha ##### shehar me naak ragadte hue maafiyan maang chuke hai.", Alka ke tevar aur aadmi dwara ki gayi beijjatti se ye dono he manchale thoda bhadak uthe.
"Kabootari birane se gayab ho jaye toh pata na lagta madam. aahhh. kaun hai re.. behanchod..aahhh"
"Tumhara jija. Aashiqi karo lekin jabtak saamne wali line na de, tab tak hadd par nahi karni chahiye. Baithe bithaye gudd se gulgule banwa loge aur nuksaan is jagah ka ho jayega. Uncle ji, thanda paani pilao inko thoda. Garmi ka waqt hai chakkar wakkar aa gaye toh lene ke dene padd jayenge.", Arjun ne jis tarah se kandhe ke pas ka hissa pakad kar is darmiyane se yuvak ko dard dene ke sath samjhaya tha uski jaan he nikal gayi thi. Dusra wala toh uski deel-dol dekh kar he motorcycle par baith chuka tha.
"Bera kauni tha ke jija bhi gail aaya hai.. aahh.. wo toh swaad swaad me bol gaya main.", Ye ladka bhi Arjun ko thik se dekhne ke baad turant galti maan baitha.
"Tension na le dost aashqui sabhi naujwaan karte hai lekin thoda kaayde se aur koshish uske sath karo jisko tum jaante ho ya dekhte ho aas paas me. Ye toh main tha inke sath aur kahi mere papa hote toh tume goli maarne ke baad in uncle se tumhara ghar poochte. Chalta hu aur baat dhyaan me rakhna.", Arjun ka aisa bindaas andaaj aur bina jhagde he sab samjhana Alka Aarti ko bhi bada pasand aaya tha aur wo uncle bhi hans diya. Car jald he waha se nikal chuki toh motorcycle par baitha ladka bola.
"Ghaat (Sharir) dekhya tha maanas ka? Jama rakshas tha aur jodi bhi janche the bhai Kaire. Waise tu chikhya kyu tha.?"
"Bera na bhai kis tariya modda (kandha) dabaya sasure ne, jaan he kaad ke rakh di. Jhotta (bhainsa) tha aur thik hoya thook ke pakode banaye. Je galti se kade haath rakhya jata kisi chhori pe toh mere ghar toh sandesha he jaave tha fer. Aaah. Baat sahi kahi isne. Wo Jugne ki bebe line toh deve hai thodi bahot par gaam ki baat soch ke darr lage hai."
"Line deve hai toh fuse uda de re. Main bhi gaam me he koyi jugaad dekhunga. Chaal khet ka chakkar maar ke nikla, ke pata tere Jugnu ki bebe aaj he batla le tere satti.", Dono he waha se khisak liye the aur jaisi inki baatein thi wo yahi bata rahi thi ki hasrate bahot thi lekin mehanat shunya. Wahi car me ab Alka maje le rahi thi Arjun ke.
"Toh tum unke jija kab bane ye bhi bata he do?"
"Haan ye toh sahi kaha aur waise bhi gaanv me aisa he hota hai na ke ladka toh pariwar wale dekh lete hai par ladki shaadi ke baad he dikhai jaati hai. Hahaha.", Aarti ne itna bol kar taali bajai Alka ke sath toh Arjun bhi unke sath hansne laga.
"Arre iska matlab ye hua ki aap dono he behne lagi unki aur wo bechare toh bas sapna he dekh rahe the. Atcha wo Priyanka didi ne bhi ek list di thi na Aarti?", Arjun ne baat palat kar dusri taraf ghuma di. Alka aur Aarti ek he bottle se thanda peeti hui safar ka maja le rahi thi.
"Haan wo Romela aunty ka kuch samaan lena hai waha se. Arjun, hum wapis kab nikalne wale hai udhar se?", Aarti jaise kuch soch kar baithi thi aur jaankari hone ke baad he jaise wo apna hisab-kitab banane wali thi.
"Jab aap dono kaho tab nikal lenge lekin Kal shaam se pehle wapis pahuchna hai. Jo bhi kaam ho ya kahi jana ho toh akele nahi jana ye dhyaan rakhna.", Arjun ne batane ke sath he hidayat bhi de di. Alka bhi Aarti ko gor se dekhne lagi ke jaane wo ab kya kehne wali hai.
"Haan phir theek hai aur tumhe sath liye bina toh main kahi jaane bhi nahi wali. Afsana ki mummy ne kal savere nashte ke liye kaha hai. Agar tum jaldi nikalne ka kehte toh fir ye mushkil hota aur unhe mana karke main Afsana aur Zubeida didi ko naraaj nahi karna chahti thi. Baaki toh aaj lunch hum lete hue chalenge aur dopahar ko araam karne ke baad phir shaam ko invitation card ke kaam ke sath sath market se samaan bhi le lenge. Raat ko maa ka thoda bahot samaan pack karne ka jimma bhi mera.", Aarti ne sara he karyakram bata kar saamne rakh diya.
"Jasleen aur Jaggi ke ghar ka toh pata hai mujhe lekin Kirti ke ghar bhi card dena he hoga. Wo bol-bachan Gurdeep alag he jaan khaane wali hai tumhari.", Arjun ne jo bhi naam liye the wo Alka ko toh nahi pata the lekin Aarti uske maje lene lagi.
"Aaha. Jasleen ka ghar pata hai tumhe? Phir toh ek kaam karna ke unke ghar tum akele he chale jana, waise wo bhi wo bhai behan tumhe jaldi wapis toh aane nahi denge. Kirti ka ghar bhi unke pados me he hai toh araam se us se bhi mil lena. Aur Gurdeep ko main ye baat aise he kehne wali hu jaise tumne abhi kahi hai. Fir dekhna bachu wo Radio tumhara kya haal karti hai."
"Ye tum dono he kin logo ki baatein kar rahe ho? Jaggi, Jasleen, Kirti, Gurdeep.. 2 din me he Arjun ne itne dost bana liye the kya?"
"Alka, dost toh shayad iski Afsana bhi bann chuki hai. Jitni baar uska phone aaya tha na ghar pe utni he baar usne iska jikar jarur kiya. Aur ye jitna bhola dikhta hai utna hai nahi. Priyanka didi ke liye toh Jasleen waise he phone karti thi, asal me toh janaab se baatein karne ka dil rehta hai un madam ka. Galat toh nahi keh rahi hu na main Arjun? Phone toh tumne Deepi ko bhi kiye hai kyonki wo mujhse kuch nahi chhipati.", Arjun ki hawa tight ho gayi thi Alka ke saamne Aarti ke itna khulasa karne se.
"Woo... wo aisa hai na ke Jagtar bhaiya bahot atche hai aur unki mummy se bhi main mila hu. Jasleen waisi he dost hai kyonki dono bhai behan ke sabhi dost common hai isiye. Aur Afsana ka toh mujhe kuch bhi nahi pata kyunki us se meri baat he kaha hui?"
"hahaha.. Maje le rahi hu tumhare aur tum tension le rahe ho. Waise sach kahu toh Deepi bhi tumhe apna khaas dost maanti hai ab kyonki tumne Ricki ko jo sahi raste par la diya. Lekin Afsana ka toh mujhe bhi nahi pata ke wo tumhare baare me kyu jaankari le rahi thi? Shayad Zubeida didi ne poocha ho aur wo phone par baat karne ki jagah saamne he baat karti hai. Unhe bhi khushi hogi tumse mil kar.", Aarti ke aisa kehne par Arjun ki dhadkan thodi sahi hui.
"Waise main pehle he bol deti hu Aarti ki raat ko koyi disturb na kare lovers ko. Tum bhi nahi.", Alka pichli seat par Aarti ke sath baithi usko he jhoothi chetawani de rahi thi.
"Wo us ladke ki hum dono he behne hui na Arjun ke hisaab se toh lover wali baat kaha se aa gayi Alka? Unke jija ji toh fir hum dono ke he hue. Haan itna kar sakte hai ke tum 2 baje tak sath rehna aur uske baad ye mere kamre me.", Aarti ke aisa khulamkhula kehne par Arjun ko bechaini hone lagi thi. Aaj tak toh Arjun ne Ritu aur Alka ke bhi saamne ek dusre se khul kar kuch na kiya tha aur yaha mamla sageen hone laga tha. Us par Alka ne aur bada jhatka de diya.
"Tu sath he so jana yar. Kaun raat ko ye kamra badalne ka jhanjhat kare? Waise bhi bade double bed par 3 log toh araam se set ho he jaate hai. Tu araam se sona aur mere sone ke baad uth jana.", Alka kuch bhi bol rahi thi aur Aarti uske sath haaan me haan mila rahi thi.
"Tumhare mooh par kyu tala lag gaya? Yaad hai na maine kaha tha ke Punjab jaate waqt main raste me bhi tumhe nahi chhodne wali. Lekin dekho mera bada dil ki maine tumhe pareshan nahi kiya. Decide ho chuka hai aur ab tum waha ghar me nahi ho jo aise najre fira rahe ho.", Alka ke aisa kehne par Arjun ne bas itna he kaha.
"Mujhe toh raat ko sona he hai phir jaise marji chaho so he jaunga.", Uske jawaab par dono he ladkiyan hansne lagi thi. Safar bhi khatam hone he wala tha jab wo badi badi imarte najar aane lagi.
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Chote Sangwan ke is jungle jaise farmhouse par bharpet nashta karne ke baad teeno he khaat bicha kar so gaye the. Thakaan kahi jyada he thi aur mehnat bhi kahi kam na ki thi Daleep, Umed aur Narinder ne. Dahi aur 5-5 parathe khaane ke baad jo wo teeno soye the toh seedha dedh baje goli ki awaaj sunn kar uchalte hue uth khade hue. Pas he khada Shankar jor jor se hans raha tha Daleep ki halat aur baaki dono ko aankh masalte hue dekh.
"Saalo, tum yaha aish kar rahe ho udhar meri gaand maar rakhi hai baap aur chacha ne. Oh Gajju, teri bhi lugai ka phone aaya tha ghar pe maa ke pas. Bhabhi bol rahi thi ki tu ghar chhod kar bhaag gaya kal."
"Tu Bhole pakka kameena hai be. Idhar Daleep ki halat dekh jara, jaise encounter se bacha ho. Waise ab thik hai na?", Umed ne angdai lete hue charpai ka tyaag kiya toh peeche aate hue Bhuppi, Mehul aur Param najar aa gaye.
"Kya thik hai? Tu toh bhabhi ki parwah he nahi karta."
"Abe teri gaand maari thi jo chacha ji ne wo thik hai ya abhi bhi dard hai? Meri lugaai na phone nahi karti kyonki usko pata hai main Inder ke sath hu aur ab kal he aaunga wapis. Kaam hoga toh chachi ko apne aap maa sandesha de degi. Aahhh.. waise Gyani uncle ke parothe toh bade he mast the yar Inder. Murga baad me dekhenge.", Umed moodh dhone laga tha aur Shankar ne paani sar pe he udel diya.
"Saale murga toh tum dono he banaoge aur is chakkar me hum chaaro kaam chhod kar idhar aaye hai. Daleep tujhe kya hua jo aise dekh raha hai.", Shankar hansne laga toh Daleep bhi baah hilane ke baad kaan khujane laga.
"Baaman tu na bahot bada paapi hai. 2 ghante neend na li aur ye kaan ke pas dhamaka kar diya. Abhi tak saaye saaye ho rahi hai mere toh kaan me. Tum log bhi baitho bhai main jara dhaar (peshab) maar ke aaya. Sachmuch parathe jabardast the yar aur Inder thank you bhai ek extra khilane ke liye.", Daleep jaise chidata hua chala gaya tha Shankar ko.
"Hahaha.. Dekh le Shankar. Waise sach kahu toh yar dil toh mera bhi nahi hai abhi chulhe pe handi rakhne ka. Thoda aur so lete hai Gajju."
"Oh reham karo yar tum log. Shankar hospital se bakhan karta leke aaya hai ke Narinder Umed ke jaisa toh koyi bhi murga nahi paka sakta. Mere papa ka banaya bhi isne fail kar diya tha tumhare jaayke ke saamne. Daaru na pilao bhai lekin murga toh bana he do.", Ab toh Param ne he hath jodd diye the aur wo baaki dono ke pas he charpai par baith kar joote kholne laga. Har taraf ghaas aur chaaya thi toh nange paanv bhi farak nahi padna tha.
"Tension na le yar Param. Wo toh waise he is Bhole ke maje le rahe the hum. Daleep murga he toh pakadne gaya hai, dekh udhar. Bas tujhe dikkat na ho toh hum bhai upar sirf baniyan pehan kar kaam karte hai.", Umed ke sath he Narinder ne bhi kameej hata di thi.Udhar Daleep bhi kandhe par kurta taange sirf baniyan pajame me unki taraf aa raha tha. 2 murge gardan kate panjo se pakde hue.
"Abe bhai tum chaho toh ye niche wale vastra bhi tyaag do. Hamare liye kuch naya nahi hai aur apni jagah he baithe hai. Khushilal, rasoi ka samaan laga de idhar chulhe ke pas.", Paramvir ne bhi kameej hata kar khaat par rakh di aur apne sewak ko masale, ghee, bartan ityadi laane ka aadesh de diya. Bhuppi ciggratte liye Narinder ke pas ja baitha tha aur Shankar bhi Daleep ke hatho beedi ke kash lagane laga. Umed ne deri na karte hue hatho se he murga saaf karna shuru kar dia.
"Bhai, jisne bhi dubki lagani hai aa jao. Nahane ke baad he sharir harkat karega sahi se.", Gulati ne ye baat Daleep aur Shankar ko dekhte kahi thi jo turant uske sath ho liye. Narinder ne Param ko apne pas bula kar Bhuppi ke saamne he kuch samjhaya toh wo dono bhi turant swimming pool ki taraf ho liye.
"Toh tu abhi Bhole se baat karne wala hai? Soch le Inder kahi wo Bangdu bora he na jaye."
"Tension na le Gajju. Shankar se main kabhi sawaal nahi karta aur aaj bhi sawal nahi hai bas kuch batana hai aur fir aage Bhootnath ki marji, maane toh sahi na maane tab bhi wo he apni aatma hai.", Narinder uth kar wahi Umed ki bagal me aa gaya jo tasle me saaf kiye hue murgo ko dho raha tha. Khaas baat ye thi ki Umed ne dono murge chhilne aur saaf karne me kisi aujaar ka upyog na kiya tha. Narinder ne murga saaf hone ke baad khud he sateek tarike se tukde karne shuru kiye toh geele sharir he Shankar un dono ke pas chala aaya.
"Aisi kya jaruri baat ho gayi Inder?"
"Baith bhai yaha pe. Waqt he kaha mila hume aapas me baat karne ka abhi tak?", Narinder ke aisa kehte he Umed bhi uth kar waha se chala gaya toh Narinder ne ciggratte ki dabbi Shankar ki taraf badha di. Masaledani se wo chaku par masala lete hue murge par lagane laga aur Khushilal sara bataya samaan waha la kar rakhta ja raha tha.
"Tu yar ghuma fira ke baat na kiya kar Inder. Ek tu he hai jo mujhe samajhta bhi hai aur kabhi kuch poochta bhi nahi. Maidaan khali karwaya hai toh football bhi dikha de." Shankar ne cigratte sulga kar khud he ek kash apne chhote bhai ko lagwaya aur apne mooh se laga li wo jalti aag.
"Dekh tera jo bhi masla hai hamare bete se usko side me rakh de. Krishna ne agar boriya bister baandh kar chalne ke liye keh diya toh fir tu arthi par he aayega uski. Aankhon me aansu the aaj uske lekin mujhe us se jyada dukh tha sirf tere liye. Maa ko tujhe jhaadna bura laga tha bhai. Aur aisa na karna sirf tere hath me hai."
"Krishna ke liye toh main maafi car me he maang chuka hu yar aur wo us waqt bas gussa aa gaya. Arjun atcha ladka hai aur bewajah mujhe gussa aa gaya."
"Mujhse toh matt chhupa Shankar. Ritu ro rahi thi aur maa ke chehre par gussa Arjun ke liye toh kahi na tha us samay. Wo sab bhi chhod agar baat kahi alag hai toh, lekin tu na ab wahi roop ikhtiyaar kar jo tere third year me tha. Ya toh shaant ya fir seedha chautha gear aur dono he case ghar se bahar. Arjun ko tu uksa raha hai aur tu bhi jaanta hai bhai ke agar wo thaanedar ke sath bahar nikla toh fir kya hoga. Wo teri taqat hai, hamari taqat lekin tu usko pratidwandi kyu samajhta hai?", Narinder ke is kathan, samjhane ke tarike aur sache sawaal par Shankar ne ciggratte usko pakdate hue khud he pyaaj kaatne shuru kar diye. Matlab saaf tha ke wo soch raha tha.
"Haan yar. Wo na competition jaisa lagta hai mujhe kabhi kabhi."
"Tu jeet nahi sakta us se bhai. Tujhe yaad hai na ke majaak me Ajju bhi tere se haar maan leta tha lekin hum sabki halat kharaab thi jab pehli baar vastavik ladaai hui thi aur meri umar ka 16 saal wala Ajju akele he un sabke haath-pair akele he todd gaya tha. Sirf isliye ki usne teri aankhon me darr dekha tha. Ye us se bhi jyada pagal hai Shankar jo pariwar ke liye he sabkuch kar raha hai. Mishra ki behan-biwi uske he shehar me uthwa di, Lohan ne toh khud kaha tha tujhe ki tera beta tujhe bacha gaya. Kisi bhi surat me Arjun agar Ajju bana toh aaj uske pas taqat bhi hai, support bhi aur waisa dimaag jaisa sirf papa me hai. Ajju bhi utna nahi sochta tha. Baap bann kar humko uski dekhbhal karni chahiye ya wo hamara he baap bann jaye.?", Ajju ke sath tulna karke Narinder ne ye toh bata diya tha ke Arjun kis shetra me behtar hai aur Shankar ki kaha galti ho rahi hai. Aaj kitne he waqt baad kisi ne Shankar ko wo sachai batai thi jo koyi aur kehne ki himmat bhi na karta. Kuch pal dono he khamosh rahe.
"Ab kya karu bhai?"
"Tujhe kabhi kuch karna he toh nahi hota. Tu thik karne jata hai kyonki tu parwah karta hai lekin ho galat jata hai. Tere pas ab main hu na mere bhai? Kya Inder Shankar nahi hai?", Narinder ne chhuri andar tak daalte hue maans me wo masala jaise bhara tha wo bata raha tha ke wo is sabko kahi behtar samajhta hai.
"Tu meri parchaai logo ki najar me hai lekin sach toh ye hai ki dil main ho sakta hu Inder lekin dimag aur aatma tu he hai. Arjun sachmuch he kuch cheejo me mere, tere, umed aur Ajju se tej hai. Tujhe nahi bataya tha maine lekin wo Sheela wala kaand Arjun ne he jhela tha. Taai (Chandro) ke paute ko dekha tha na, wo janwar bhi Arjun ke saamne kuch na kar saka 4 tagde saathi hone ke bawjood. Ladkiyan toh khud saamne se aati hai uski taraf aur aaj wo maa ke liye mere se pehle ho gaya hai. Ritu tak uski himayat karti hai."
"Tu na bhai vanvaas he chala ja agar aise he sochna hai toh. Abe wo he toh hai jo ghar dekh raha hai aur Sanjiv papa ki tarah bahar suraksha de raha hai. Meri biwi jee rahi hai yaar uski wajah se. Wo hadd se jyada karta hai Krishna ka lekin tujhe samajhna chahiye ke wo Arjun nahi tu kar raha hai. Ye Arjun tera beta hai, Pandit ji ka maan hai wo aur maa usme tujhe nahi dekhti. Wo papa aur hum sabko dekhti hai kyonki sab uske sath jude hai. Mujhe kisi bhi cheej se dikkat nahi hai kyonki wo toh kuch galat nahi kar raha. Mere bhai, tu duty kar aur phir ghar pe aa kar maa papa ke saamne hajri laga. Mil kar kaam karte hai na baaki jaise college me karte the.", Narinder ne toh saaf mooh par he bata diya tha ke wo kitna atche se jaanta hai Arjun aur apne maa baap ko, dur rehte hue bhi.
"Vachan deta hu bhai ke ab jo bhi ghar me hoga wo tu kahega aur jaha dikkat hogi main tujhe kahunga. Lekin tu mere sath he rehna aur Arjun se thodi si dikkat hai mujhe."
"Teri dikkat maa papa ko dekhne de yar aur wo dikkat nahi hoti male ego hoti hai jab aap khule saand ho lekin aapse he behtar koya aa jaye aur aap chah kr bhi uska kuch na kar sako. Wo sab chhod aur abhi se tu wahi karega jisme tu best hai aur rivolver ki jagah hamesha blade ke sath. Waise Umed ne sikhaya toh bahot sahi hai Arjun ko.", Narinder ki is hansi ke baad Shankar bhi hans diya.
"Wo uska bhi guru bana hua hai. Mera he kaand ho jata ek case me lekin sala ye Arjun aisi game khel gaya ki Sangwan chacha ne lead karte hue saare dhurandar khud nibta diye."
"Wahi 33 crore wale jiski baat Gajju kar raha tha? Aur tu is ladke se bhidne laga hai.? Bhai bola na ke wo tera ansh hai Shankar, tu na ek bar usko gale se laga le aur fir dekh najara. Raghubir chacha bhi toh iske he sath rahe antim samay aur apne papa ki chamak ki wajah bhi yahi hai. Gajju ne jab wo mandir wala kissa sunaya tha na toh sach me dil khush ho gaya tha ke Arjun waisa he hai jaisa Ajju tha. Sombir toh Sombir, akhade me Sarang bhi apne aadmiyo ki gati dekh ghabra gaya tha. Tu yaad rakhna meri ye baat ki agar kabhi Sarang ke sath lafda hua toh ye hoga Brahamastra Pandit ji ka.", Degchi me kadchi bhar ghee daalte hue Narinder ne kaha toh Shankar ko bhi yaad aa gaya wo gaanv dehat ka akhadha.
"Sachmuch Ajju itna tagda ya chauda nahi tha jitna tu aur Umed the fir bhi kaise dogune tagde pehalwan ko minute se pehle niche tika deta tha. Ye sala Sarang na hooni ki jadd hai. Agar tera kaha thik hai toh Arjun bas us tak pahuch jaaye, gardan main he ukhadunga uski.", Shankar ki uttejjana bahot thi uska Ajju se lagaav batane ko
"Papa. Dekh lena Shankar ki ye kaam papa karenge agar Arjun us raaste gaya toh. Unhone Arjun ko ek baat sikhai hai ki kisi ko jaan se nahi maarna aur wo jis raftaar se seekh raha hai wo unse behtar bhi hai aur jaan bakshne wala naram dil bhi bas abhi emotions ke maamle me kacha hai. Wo layak bhi hai bas kuch samay sahi se ghar me bita le. Tu vichlit matt kar usko. Ab khamosh reh ye aa gaye tere nagine.", Khade masale bartan me daalne ke baad Narinder ne baat ka rukh he palat diya. Aaj kahi ja kar Shankar ko samajh aaya tha ke uska beta vastvikta me kya hai. Aur Umed ko bhi is baat ka andesha tha isliye wo pehle he dur ho gaya tha. Dono ki baatchit ke dauran khaas baat thi ki Narinder ne kahi bhi Madhulata ya Bindiya ka naam ya fir kissa nahi chheda tha.
"Mere se tension matt le tu Bhole, wo sab toh abhi thodi der me he aayenge. Main toh yaha isliye aaya tha ki kuch aur bhi bata saku Inder ke sath.", Umed ne kareeb aate he wo ciggratte ka aakhiri kash liya aur bujha di.
"Ab tu kya kahani kehne wala hai bata de?"
"Arjun. Usne he Karam Singh ka kaand karwaya hai aur matlab uske pas jaankari hai aage ki. Hum sochte he reh gaye...... aur kaam ho gaya.",Umed ne baat gaane ki pankti se khatam ki toh ab Narinder ki bhi aankhon me hairat dikhi.
"Samajh na sabkuch bhai. Tujhe Mishra ne biwi ka bataya lekin gayab toh uski behan bhi hui thi. Aur Karma mara gaya Shankar ke tarike se matlab koyi tej doctor jo Bhole ko jaanta hai lekin kaam Arjun ke liye kar raha hai. Aur bhool matt ki Arjun pehle bhi bade kaam kar chuka hai. Kisi ne Chandigarh me Richa ki jaankari li jaha wo Bhole ki beti hai. Babita ki shaadi me wo uske sath gaya tha jaha Vikas ne Sanjay ko dekha tha Arjun ke sath, ghante bhar akele me. Lohan ke kuch aadmi Sanjiv tapka gaya hospital rehte hue matlab ki wo aur Arjun kaam kar rahe hai. Bhuppi jaha record lene gaya waha kuch na mila kyonki history saaf karwa di gai thi aur uske baad Shabnam India se bahar. Tum bhi jara socho ki wo kaha tak pahuch chuka hoga? Mere hisab se toh mere ghar tak bhi kyonki papa toh uske sath aakhiri samay me bhi the.", Umed ne toh dhamaka he kar diya tha.
"Sanjay. Sushila wala Sanjay?"
"Haan bhai Bhole wahi Sanjay jiska khufiya tantra kisi antar-rajiya sansthaan sa hai aur Delhi se Rajasthan ki aakhiri hadd tak har taraf uske paanv majboot hai. Aur Karme ki hatya me dikhi wo Kaali cielo Rajesh se maangi gayi thi kyonki wo kaam se Sangwan uncle ke pas tha jis din Sanjiv aur Arjun dinner par bahar the. Gotte mooh me he aa gaye honge tere toh kyonki mere bhi aa chuke hai. Waha nahate hue pata laga hai mujhe kuch baaton ka. Arjun jaan chuka hai aur ab wo Punjab gaya hai uske baad wo ghar me rehne wala hai lekin network kaam karega uska." Umed ke khulase ne toh dono bhaiyon ko hairat me daal diya tha.
"Behanchod. Ye toh papa ne khela hai lagta hai.", Shankar utna bhi kam akal na tha aise maamlo me.
"Bilkul aisa keh sakta hai bhai tu. Lekin yaha shayad unhe bhi sabkuch nahi pata kyonki ye ladka tukdo tukdo me kaam kar raha hai toh kuch samajh nahi aane wala. Aur ye kaat-peet me tere jaisa hath toh sirf Sangwan chacha ka hai lekin Karme ko unhone nahi mara.", Umed ka sawaal jayaj tha. Yaha patile me adrak aur lahsun daalta Narinder soch he raha tha bas.
"Wo hamesha kisi na kisi ko meri tarah tayaar karte hai lekin fir gayab kar dete hai agar galti ho toh.", Shankar ke aisa kehte he Narinder thanda he padd gaya.
"Koyi batayega ki ye ladka kaha tak pahuch chuka hai.?", Narinder ke is sawaal ka jawab khud Shankar ne diya.
"Mere case me toh Bhajan mama tak. Baaki ab lagta hai ke Sangwan chacha bhi uske sath he hai."
"Murga tu he chadha Umed aur Shankar, tu na bhai mareej he dekh ya shaadi ke kaam kar. Kuch bhi kiya is se alag toh samajh le usko pata chal jayega aur wo teri parwah karta peeche aa jayega. Baapu khiladi nikla apna jo hathiyaar bhi sabki madad se tayaar kiya aur pata bhi nahi lagne diya. Umed, Raghubir chacha, papa khud aur maa ke sath sath viyog ke badle me poora pariwar. Sanjiv uske sath waise he hai jaise tu aur main ya fir Gajju. Arjun ko sabkuch bataya gaya hai chahe paheli ki tarah samajh le aur wo ladka isko hal kar he dega agar usko pyaar se roka na gaya toh."
"Wo toh Bhole ki khaas jagah akela he raid maar gaya tha jiske dum par Sangwan chacha ji bhi uske mureed ho chuke hai.", Umed ne wo gaushala wala jikar kiya toh ab Narider ne ek kadchi ghee aur daal diya bartan me.
"Koyi na, game ek sath he khelni hai toh fir Arjun sath he lena padega. Lekin ab us se tum log nahi takraoge. Ye pyaar se he maanega aur agar papa itna soch kar chal rahe hai toh dekh Gajju, main Sarang ki gaand me gulla kaise daalta hu. Arjun ko bas ye naam kisi tarah pahuchana hai.", Narinder jaise soch chuka tha ke ab khel bada karne ka waqt aa chuka hai.
"Naam pahuch chuka hai us tak.", Umed ne sar hilate hue pushti ki
"Kaise?"
"Wo bahot pehle he is kaam par lag gaya tha Inder. Sarang ka naam usko mere se he pata laga tha. Maaf karna kyonki jis din Sushila aur Shabnam wala kissa hua tha toh maine he usko ye paheli hal karne ke liye di thi. Uska jawaab tha ke wo darpok aadmi kille ke andar baith kar dur se he nishana lagata hai.", Umed ne ye parat bhi khol di thi.
"Aur tumhe lagta hai ke Arjun sahi bol raha hai.?", Ye sawal Shankar ka tha.
"Wo mujhse majaak nahi karta Bhole. Lekin darr ye hai ki wo akela he khojbin me laga hai. Usko samajhna jaruri hai Inder aur sath chale toh hum log is Sarang se bhi chhutkara pa sakte hai. Bas chacha ji ko sath le kar chalna hoga."
"Intjaar he kar bhai Gajju fir toh. Papa karne nahi denge aur Sarang ke pas toh hajaro pahuch chuke fir Arjun kya nayi baat kar gaya.? Khel asaani se nahi hone wala."
"Ye Arjun ko bhi pata hai. Aur wo khud ab aage nahi badhega kyonki Sarang ke sath intjaar wala he khel khelne wala hai, chacha ji ke sath reh kar. Baaki sawaal toh uske bhi shayad bahot se unsuljhe hai kyonki wo thoda alag alag sa rehta hai kuch samay se.", Umed ne Arjun ki vartmaan sthiti samjhate hue kaha.
"Ye samajh se bhi pare hai bhai. Kaunsi shatranj chal rahi hai jo ye ladka itni si umar me khel raha hai? Wo 11 me hai aur 2 saal baad he college me jayega. Itna samay ye ruk raha hai aur ye jaankari bhi rakhta hai. Matlab ye humse behtar jaanta hai ke parinaam kya ho sakte hai?", Narinder ki baat se Umed poora ittefaaq rakhta tha.
"Tumne bhi toh kaha tha Inder ki agar wo ladaai hui toh hum ek bhi maut ko sehan nahi kar sakte. Wo ye jaanta hoga. Lekin nishchaye bhi dekho jara uska jo itne saal bhi intjaar karne ko tayaar hai. Asal me hum usko nahi rok rahe hai, wo he ab shaant rehna chahta hai."
"Shankar bhai tujhe toh na vrat rakhne chahiye ki jo kaam tum aur main nahi kar paaye wo hamara beta karne me laga hai.", Narinder ne Shankar se ye kaha tha.
"Kyu? Main alag hu? Mere bhi baap ke saamne Sarang ne patta hilaya tha na Inder."
"Sorry bhai. Teri jaan ki kasam, Raghubir chacha mere liye papa se aage the kyonki unke bete tu aur main the. Sarang ke gale me main he patta dalunga aur sawaal wahi hoga.", Narinder ke itna kehte he unka dhyaan shor ki taraf gaya. Sangwan, Mehul, Bhuppi aur Daleep daud lagate aa rahe the unki taraf.
"Bina nashe he gaand marwa li inhone lagta hai.", Shankar ke aisa kehte he sabhi hansne lage. Aaj murga tagda he bann ne wala tha.
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Punjab wale ghar pahuchte he Arjun ka saamna Gurdeep ki mata ji se hua. Gali me he rehdiwale se sabji leti hui Saradarni ji ke chehre par khushi saaf najar aane lagi thi. Arjun bhi car ko ek taraf lagane aur dono behno ke utarne ke sath he aunty ji ki taraf badh gaya.
"Namastey aunty ji. Aasha karta hu sab thik hoga.", Paanv chhune me deri kiye bina he Arjun jhuk gaya.
"Na puttar ji na. Tum toh mere atche bete ho aur bete toh gale lag ke milte hai. Badi khushi hui tumhe saamne dekh kar.", Aunty ji ne Arjun ko gale lagaya aur Aarti bhi unse waise he mili thi.
"Ye meri behan Alka hai aunty ji. Tauji ki chhoti beti aur hamari pyaari aunty ji hai Gurdeep ki mummy ji Alka.", Alka ne bhi shishtachar se hath jode toh unhone Alka ke sar pe hath firate hue shubhkamnaye di.
"Chalo beta ji pehle mere yaha chal kar kuch chai-thanda lo phir koyi baat karenge."
"Nahi aunty ji thodi der baad. Please. Driving lambi thi aur thoda fresh hone ke baad aapke pas aate hai. Waise bhi abhi yahi market se naan-chhole khaa kar he idhar aa rahe hai.", Arjun ki gujarish par unhone bhi swikaar kar liya lekin yaad se aane ka jarur keh dia. Aarti ne purse se ghar ki chabiyan nikal kar gate khola aur uske peeche he Alka andar chal di. Arjun samaan liye sabse aakhir me.
"Yar Aarti sach kahu toh ye shehar modern bhi hai aur kaafi bada bhi. Har tarah ka fashion tha waha restaurant pe jab hum khana kha rahe the.", Alka toh aate he sofe par pasar gayi aur Aarti paani ki bottle fridge me rakhne ke baad usko chalu karke wapis aa kar bagal me he baith gayi.
"Shehar araam se dekh lena shaam ko aur main naha ke araam karne laga hu. Aap dono ko shayad jarurat na ho lekin filhal mujhe thoda rest chahiye.", Arjun wahi ek taraf dono bag rakhta hua apne chacha chachi ke kamre ki aur chal diya. Ghar waisa he chakachak tha jaisa wo log chhod kar gaye the.
"Ye toh aate he gul ho gaya. Waise yaha sabke kamre alag alag he hai?", Alka ek pal mayus hui thi lekin phir dhyaan itne vyavasthit aur saaf suthre ghar par gaya toh wo baatein karne lagi.
"Haan kamre sabke alag he hain. Jaha Arjun gaya hai wo maa-papa wala kamra hai aur uske sath store room. Ye rasoi ke sath he 2 kamre hai andar wala Priyanka didi ka aur idhar wala mera. Ek aur bhi kamre hai guests ke liye jo is taraf hai. Tumhe bhi fresh hona hai toh mere kamre me ho sakti ho.", Aarti ne uth kar television ke saamne se kapda hataya aur switch dabate hue chalu kar diya. Remote liye wo wapis Alka ki bagal me aa gayi.
"Tu ho ja yar agar tera dil kar raha hai toh. Main toh filhal yahi thik hu lekin ek coffee mil jaye toh maja aa jayega.", Alka jis tarah se pasri hui thi uski patli gori kamar saaf dikh rahi thi top ke upar khisakne se. Chust jeans waise he poora bhugol ujagar kar rahi thi jaha Aarti ki bhi najar thehar gayi.
"Maje ki bachi jara haalat toh dekh apni. Figure atcha hai toh matlab har waqt dikhana hai?"
"Darling, figure toh tera bhi kuch kam nahi hai. Ye bade santre har waqt he tight rehte hai. Aur mera jo hai wo na tujhse chhupa hai aur na Arjun se. Lekin soch rahi hu ki agar dophar ghar par he bitani hai toh nikkar he pehan lu.", Alka ki yahi majedar baatein Aarti ke gaal laal kar deti thi. Wo beshak pehle se kahi behtar hone lagi thi lekin aksar sharam aa he jaati thi. Bag utha kar usme se ek dheeli nikkar nikaal kar Alka ko dete hue Aarti bhi apne araamdayak kapde liye andar chali gayi. Baithak ke kamre ki chitakni andar se lagate hue.
"TV dekh main itne naha kar kapde badal kar aati hu."
"Ab toh main bhi kapde badal kar aaungi darling.", Alka ne apne aap se he ye kaha aur ek najar Aarti ke band kamre me daalti hui Arjun ki taraf chal di.
"Kholo toh sahi.", bathroom ke darwaje ko halka sa thapkate hue Alka ne awaaj di toh thodi he der me uske saamne Arjun ka nirvastra sharir tha jaha saabun ka jhaag kuch hisso ko dhake dikha.
"Pagal ho rahi ho kya? Aarti ke hote hue he ye sab."
"Hato yar tum bhi kitne bade wale fattu ho. Wo naha rahi hai apne bathroom me toh tension mat lo.", Alka ne jeans toh bahar bister par he utar di thi aur ab wo top ke baad bra-panty bhi ek taraf taang kar Arjun se ja lipti. Chalte fuhare ke niche dono ke nirvastra sharir bheegne ke bawjood garam ho rahe the.
"Aahhh.. ye chori chori wale moments ki value tum kya samjhoge darling.. Raat toh hamari hai he lekin idhar main har milne wala mauka le kar rahungi.", Kashmiri seb se kahi bade aur maansal chucho ko Arjun ki sakht chhati par upar niche ragadti hui Alka ne bina samay gavaye hontho se honth mila diye. Tadap toh Arjun me bhi thi jo 24 ghatne se atript tha. Phule hue aakarshak kulhe jo ki Alka ke kadi mehnat ka pramaan the, unhe masalta hue wo Alka ko apne sath jor se chipka raha tha. Lund bhi moosal roop ikhtiyar karta Alka ke peit par dabav banane laga.
"Itna samay nahi hain hamare paas..", Arjun ne honth alag karte hue kaha lekin Alka jaise alag he khumaar ki giraft me thi. Girte paani se apni gulabi choot ko atche se ragad kar saaf karti wo panjo ke bhaar upar uchak gayi. Ek hath se lund ko pakad kar adhkhile gulaab si apni mehakti choot par tikate hue wo khud he us datyakar supade ko andar karne lagi. Arjun ne bhi sab vichar tyaagte hue dono kulho ka thaam kar ye jhatka de diya.
"Ouch.. aahhhh.. kamine ..aahhh.. kar rahi thi na main khud he...? Ruko.. isshhh.. maa.. aahhh.. itne se he karo thodi der.", Aadha lund andar jaate he choot ka jarra jarra kaamp utha. Naram khaal us tagde moosal par kenchuli ki tarah chipak chuki thi lekin Arjun samay aur sthiti ko dekhte hue dhakke dene laga.
"Aahh.. badi jadli thi na tumhe.. ummmm.. ab bas mujhe karne do..", Arjun ne 3 dhakko me he choot ki hadd ko chhu lia tha aur ab wo maadak badan poori tarah aagosh me liye kass kar Alka ke khajane ko lootne laga. Is awastha me chucho ka mardan bas seene se he mumkin tha kyonki geele farsh par ek dusre ke jism ko dheela chhodna galat hota. Alka bhi jald he josh me aa gayi thi. Choot ne pehla hathiyar jald gira diya tha aur ab geeli surang maje se wo tagda khoonta jhelne lagi.
"Aahhh. karte raho.. aahhh.. aahhh.. aise he ... ufff...", Gardan me baahen daale wo har dhakke par sisak rahi thi aur thapp thapp ki awaaj geele sharir par kahi jayda jordar hone lagi. 5 minute me he Alka ka sharir kaampne laga toh Arjun ne dhakke rok diye. Kuch der wo aise he apni is khoobsurat premika ko liye khada raha aur Alka ke sambhalte he alag ho gaya. Wo bas dekhti rahi aur Arjun ne ek pyaara sa chumban karte hue toliya lapet kar vida li.
"baaki raat me.", Arjun apni parwah kiye bina bas Alka ko tript kar gaya tha. Wo bhi jald he khud ko thik karke kamre me chali aayi jaha ab sirf toliya aur kapde he bister par the. Arjun darwaja bahar se laga kar hall me ja chuka tha.
'Isliye pyaar karti hu tumse. Lekin ho pakke gadhe, wo bhi bade wale..ouch.. kya haalat kari hai meri choot ki tumne.. laal he kar di 5 minute me.. aahh.. I love you donkey.', Alka ne choot ko sehlate hue baaki kapde pehne aur toliya utha kar bahar aa gayi jaha Aarti bhi abhi abhi aayi thi.
"Arjun kaha hai?", Alka ke is sawaal par Aarti ne bhi naa me sar hila diya.
"Mujhe kya pata. Wo toh naha kar sone wala tha na aur tum us kamre se he naha kar aa rahi ho toh tumhe pata hona chahiye."
"Wo bahar aaya tha toh main nahane chali gayi. Lekin ye toh gayab hai.", Alka ne jaali wale darwaje se bahar dekha toh car bhi khadi thi par ye darwaja khula tha.
"Bahar he gaya hai kyonki darwaja tumne mere saamne band kiya tha."
"Samajh gayi, wo doodh wagairah lene gaya hoga kyonki ghar me rojana wala samaan toh hai nahi. Waise wo paidal he kyu gaya?", Ab Aarti he jawaab deti hui sawaal karne lagi.
"Mujhe kya pata ke paidal kyu gaya? Waise bhi Arjun udhar bhi toh galiyon me kayi baar paidal he bhatakne nikal jata hai. Chal chhod ye sab aur bata ke raat ke liye tujhe wo setting manjur hai jo main car me bata rahi thi.?", Alka kutilta se hansti hui Aarti se lipat kar kehne lagi. Alka ki chikni makhmali taange behad aakarshak thi aur Aarti khud bhi ek unnatt sondarya se bharpoor nav-youvana. Dono ke he jiwan ko mehkane wala ek he shaksh tha aur us ko le kar inme kahi koyi dvesh upajane ki jagah rishta majboot he hua tha.
"Aaj yar tu he so Arjun ke sath, mujhe us sab ke baad araam chahiye hota hai jo naseeb nahi hone wala. Aur wo kaunsa dur rehta hai, kabhi bhi reh sakti hu uske sath. Lekin tumhe yaha ghar se dur is din ko atche se enjoy karna chahiye Arjun ke sath.", Aarti ne masti bhare sawaal ka jawaab bade he pyaar aur parwah se diye toh Alka ne mooh bana liya.
"Aisa karte hai ke pehle ek baar tu 2 ghante baatchit kar lena uske sath. Neend atchi aayegi aur phir sahi time par wo mere pas aa jayega agar tujhe alag he sona hai toh. Ya phir tu so jana aur main wahi aa jaungi agar tujhe dikkat na ho toh.", Ab Aarti muskura uthi.
"Tumne Ritu ko bigada hai ya Ritu ne tumhe? Matlab tum mujhe bhi dekhna chahti ho aur fir dikhana bhi chahti ho. Besharam kahi ki."
"Maja aata hai na yar dekhne me. Maine Ritu ko dekha tha ek baar aur usne mujhe bhi. Sach kahu toh isme bhi ajeeb sa maja aata hai yar. Lekin Arjun is maamle me thoda sanjida hai aur wo ek sath toh dono ko ek he bister par pyaar karne se raha lekin tujhe soya dekh kar mere sath kar sakta hai. Jo maja maine aur Ritu ne liya hai wahi main tujhe dena chahti hu bas.", Alka ne jaise he ye spasht kiya Aarti ke chehre par laali chaa gayi, khoobsurat toh wo bhi Ritu ke jaisi he thi.
"Dhatt.. main so jaungi aur phir jo chahe karna tum dono. Kam se kam tumhe ye toh rahega ki kisi ke pas tumne wo sab kiya. Jaanti hu tumhe bhi ye maja he lena hai.", Aarti ne bhi sach he kaha tha.
"Haan yar. Ye bhi baat sahi hai ke main aisa karna chahti hu aur Ritu ke sath toh aisa kabhi bhi ho sakta hai lekin Arjun ko bhi chhedne ke maje lene hai yaha. Chal wo jab aayega tab dekhenge. Filhal toh ye baal sukhane hai jinhe sambhalna he apne aap me poori mehnat hai.", Toliya utha kar Alka baalo ko sukhane bahar ki taraf chal di.
"Oh pagal teri nikkar bata rahi hai ke andar panty bhi nahi hai. Kisi ne dekh liya toh accident he na ho jaye."
"Apna toh fir bhi kuch nahi jata. Hahaha. Waise kamaal ke hai na mere hips? Tere jija ko bahot pasand hai ye aur mauka laga toh dekh lena wo inhe bhi pyaar karne se nai hatega.", Darwaja kholti Alka ne hanste hue jawaab diya tha lekin fir gaand ki darar me ghusi wo saleti dheeli nikkar bahar ki taraf kheench li.
"Chhiii.. wo udhar bhi pyaar karta hai? Aur sachmuch tumhare ye bilkul alag se hai. Aise toh Komal didi ke bhi nahi hai aur Madhuri didi ke bade ya chaude honge lekin tumhare toh jaise muscles ki tarah alag he ubhre hue hai."
"Naram bhi hai darling. Bahot mehnat ki hai inke upar tabhi toh 28 kamar hone par bhi jeanst 32 wali leni padti hai skin-tight me. Hahaha.. Tere bhi kuch kam nahi hai aur ek na ek din wo tere sath bhi yaha karega jarur.", Alka bahar dhoop me chali gayi Aarti ko sharam aur uljhan me chhod kar.
'Pata hai ke wo yaha karega lekin itna bada ... chhi.. kya sochne lagi main. Seedha he thik hai sabkuch.. waise karega toh rokungi nai.. Alka keh rahi hai toh atcha he laga hoga. fatt. jo ho dekha jayega.'
Udhar ghar se bahar nikalte he Arjun ko Gurdeep takar gayi thi jiski aankhon me jaane ekaek kitni he khushi umad aayi thi is jivant uphar ho saamne khada dekh. Aankhon se he kuch baatein karne ke baad wo scooty par aap he peech ho gayi thi jis se Arjun jaha jaa raha ho waha uske sath he chal sake. Park nikalne ki he deri thi ki Gurdeep ke motte sudol ubhaar Arjun ki peeth par aa tike.
"Phone toh kar sakte the ne ke aaj aa rahe ho. Abhi ghar wapis aa rahi thi toh dikh gaye nahi toh kya pata janaab bina mile he rafuchakkar ho jaate.", Gurdeep ki ye pyaari shikayat Arjun ko bhi atchi lagi jo muskura raha tha bas.
"Tum na sachmuch Basanti he ho jo radio ki tarah chalu ho jaati hai. Jab aaya tha toh sabse pehle aunty ji se he mila tha aur abhi bas naha kar ghar se nikla hu samaan le kar aur dekho hum mil gaye. Waise dhoop me laal hone ka kya kaaran tha?"
"Rehne do tum haan nahi toh. Dil lootne ke baad poochte ho ke main chain se toh hu. Pata hai ab toh dil bhi nahi lagta mera aur isliye 12 se 2 ki ek class lagwai hai yahi pas me. Ab aaye ho toh mere sath bina samay bitaye jaane nahi dene wali main. Keh deti hu. Waise abhi 2-3 din toh rahoge he na yaha?", Dono jaise he us khuli market me aaye toh ek taraf scooty khadi karte hue Arjun ko thoda kass kar Gurdeep ne ek baar khud se dabaya aur turant utar gayi. Arjun jaanta tha ki ek tadap toh Gurdeep me bhi kahi jyada bhar chuki hai.
"Kal dopahar me nikalna hai wapis humko aur mere sath is baar Alka didi bhi aayi hai. Agar tumhe time bitana hai toh Aarti aur Alka didi ko ghante 2 ghante ke liye vyast karna hoga. Waise sachmuch pyari lag rahi ho pehle se bhi jyada.", Arjun bhi Gurdeep ko nirash nahi karna chahta tha lekin wo uske sath Alka-Aarti ke hote ekant samay bhi nahi bita sakta tha. Aur shaam ko toh unhe 4-5 jagah jana bhi jaruri tha market se samaan lene ke sath sath. Dono he us departmental store tak dheemi chaal se badhne lage.
"Wo toh main kar he dungi aur kaho toh yaha se jaate he. Tum batao ke sachmuch tum mere sath waqt bitana chahte ho?"
"Ab ye sawaal galat kiya hai tumne. Maine kaha na ke meri bas yahi majburi hai aur hamare pas milne ki ek he jagah hai, chacha ji wala ghar. Raat me mumkin nahi hai aur shaam ko busy rehne wale hai cards dene me aur kuch samaan lene me. Kal savere ka toh Afsana ki taraf nashta bata rahi thi Aarti. Tum he batao main kya kar sakta hu aise me?", Is dauran he dono dukaan tak chale aaye aur Arjun doodh, bread, dahi, biscuit aadi lene laga. Tab tak Gurdeep bhi jaise fainsla kar chuki thi ki kaise samay nikalna hai.
"Chalo phir aur dekhna main kaise hum dono ke liye sab arrange karti hu wo bhi 5 minute me. Lekin abhi Aarti ko matt batana ke hum mile hai.", Is baar scooty Gurdeep ke hath thi aur Arjun bhi soch raha tha ke ye Basanti jaane ab kaunsa drama banane wali hai. Park ke modd par he wo Arjun ko utaar kar wapis kahi jaane ke liye mudd gayi thi aur Arjun yaha se 20 kadam dur apne ghar chal diya. Alka usko baal sukhati he mili thi aangan me.
"Toh Aarti thik keh rahi thi ki tum yahi sab lene gaye hoge. Waah kya baat hai. Bade samajhdar ho tum toh.", Alka ke lambe chamakdar khule baalo ko niharte hue Arjun muskurata hua uske sath he andar hall me aa gaya. Aarti ne bhi Alka ko samaan ki taraf ishara karte hue apni baat sahi saabit karwai.
"Haan, aap logo ne coffee bhi peeni hoti hai toh doodh chahiye he tha. Dahi waise he le lia kyunki Alka ko pasand hai cheeni mila kar khana. Ab main sone laga hu thodi der aur jab kahi jana ho toh bata dena bas.", Arjun ne purse fridge ke upar rakhne ke baad tshirt utaar kar hatho me he pakde hue kamre ka rukh kiya. Wo baniyan aur jeans me he bister par leit gaya tha. Mushkil se abhi 5-7 minute he gujre the ki hall me rakha phone ghanghanane laga.
"Hello.", Aarti ne handle uthaya toh socha ghar se phone hoga kyonki yaad bhi nahi raha tha batana pahuchne ke baare me. Lekin yaha dusri taraf khaas saheli Afsana thi.
"Hum naraaj hain aapse Aarti. Aisi bhi kya berukhi jo aapke aane ka ilm hume kahi aur se ho?"
"Oh meri pyari banno, ek toh ye ilm-vilm jaise bhari words matt he bola kar aur yar tujhe bataya tha ke hum ek ya do din tak aane wale hai. Bas aaj ka thoda ekdum bann gaya toh yaad nahi raha. Waise shaam ko toh aane he wale hai tere pas."
"Gustakhi toh ye aapse hui hai chahe bewaqt he aana mukammal hua lekin bataya toh yaha aane par ja sakta tha. Aap abhi hamari rihayesh tashrif la rahi hai aur dopher ka khana sath me rahega. Ammi ko humne ittila kar diya hai aur aage aap hukumaraan hai."
"Yaar Afsa thoda reham khaya kar please. Teri ye urdu atchi lagti hai lekin thoda kam kar aur aunty ji ko bata he diya hai toh main aati hu lekin unhe bol de khana hum khaa chuke hai toh jehmat na uthaye. Milti hu thodi der me."
"Intjaar me hai hum yahaan. Aap kahe toh lene bhi aa sakte hai."
"Dhoop me bahar nai nikalna aur main aa jati hu.", Aarti ki sabse khaas saheli Afsana he thi ya aisa kehna behtar rahega ki Afsana ki rehbo-khaas sirf Aarti he thi. Uske bulane par Aarti na jaa kar dil nahi dukhana chahti thi. Turant he Aarti ne Alka ko bhi tayaar hone ko keh diya.
"Yaar jana jaruri hai?"
"Chalte hai na yar Alka, tumhe sachmuch atcha lagega aur Afsana ne bhi khaas bulaya hai toh chahe thodi he der ke liye sahi lekin chal padd yaar."
"Mujhe toh koyi dikkat nahi hai ulta teri saheli se mil kar atcha he lagega. Waise Arjun ko leke jayegi? Ghar dur hai toh leke jana he padega aur wo abhi soya hai isliye mana kar rahi thi main jaane se."
"Pareshaan mat ho behan, Afsana ka ghar ye park se aage he gali ke andar hai. Aur apne yaha toh darne wali baat bhi nahi hai kyonki ye ek he mohalla hai aur sabhi jaan-pehchan wale hai."
"Jeans weans se toh unhe koyi pareshani nahi hone wali na?"
"Koyi pareshani nahi hone wali. Zubeida didi ko dekh lena, muslim ladkiyon ke baare me khayal badal jayenge."
"Phir toh chalte hai teri Afsana aur Zubeida didi se milne. Card bhi sath he le le jis se kaam bhi nibat jaye aur Arjun ko bata bhi de. Main tayaar hoti hu.", Alka ne baalo me rubber bandha aur wahi jeans aur top pehan ne Aarti ke kamre me jaane lagi.
"Bahar se he band karke chalte hai na. Sone de usko aur itna kuch jhanjhat nahi hai."
"Nahi. Bata kar jana jaruri hai yar. Usko thodi na pata hoga ki hum dono kaha gaye hai agar uth gaya toh. Khamkha pareshan hoga bechara."
"Bol deti hu baba.", Aarti ne Arjun ko bata diya tha ke wo kaha ja rahi hai aur 4-5 baje tak wapsi ho jayegi. Arjun ne unhe chhodne ki baat kahi lekin Aarti ne saaf mana kar diya.
"Phone number telephone ke pas he Afsana Hussain ke naam se likha hai. Agar kuch baat karni ho toh mila lena. Aram karo fir shaam ko bahot kaam rehne wala hai.", Arjun ke dimaag ne aaj Gurdeep ko maan liya tha. Sachmuch sardarni bholi begam nahi thi sirf. Dono ko Arjun Park se aage Afsana ki gali tak fir bhi chhod kar he aaya tha aur aate ke sath he sofe par pajama tshirt pehne khili hui Gurdeep mili.
"Ab toh kundi laga do."
Jawaan Din-Haseen Raat (1)
Kaale rang ki ye Lancer car ab jis tarah se sadak par daud rahi thi us se saaf pata chalta tha ke Arjun kitni jaldi har cheej seekhta hai. Awajahi beshak naam-matra thi sadak par is waqt lekin car sateek 100 par daudti hui minute se pehle har kilometer ko peeche chhod rahi thi. Wajni car aur sadak par durust pakad hone ke sath band shisho ke andar bas inhi teeno ki baatchit jaari thi. Aarti hamesha safar so kar bitane wali ladki thi lekin aaj Alka aur uski baatein Arjun ko bhi muskurane par majboor kar rahi thi.
"Toh ab jara ye bhi bata do ki ye Arjun tumhara boyfriend kaise bana tha? Sochne wali baat hai ke aisa kya hua ke bhai behan he lover ban gaye.", Aarti pichli seat par ek naram khilone ko goad me liye muskura rahi thi. Aur Arjun lajawaab sa gaane chalane laga toh Alka ne wo CD player band he kar diya.
"Aisa hai na Aarti ki ek yahi toh ladka tha jiske sath bachpan bitaya aur fir school aur college bhi ladkiyo waale mile aage. Ye wapis aaya toh Ritu is se dur rehti thi aur janaab jyadatar mere aage peeche jis se Ritu ko bhi dekh sake. Mujhe jaane kab khud he wo sab atcha lagne laga tha. Dil se toh main khud he chahne lagi thi ki agar mera boyfriend kabhi bana toh wo bas Arjun he hoga nahi toh bhaad me gaya pyaar aur shaadi ka jhanjhat."
"Toh isne he pehal ki matlab? Lekin ye toh aisa kahi se bhi nahi lagta mujhe.", Aarti ne ek najar fir se Arjun ko dekha jo is seedhi do-tarfa sadak par car chalate hue bhi baatein sunn raha tha.
"Arre iske chakkar me rehti toh ho gaya tha beda paar. Ritu ke sath iski nokjhok me main khud iski taraf hone lagi aur phir jab birthdya se pehle mere college gaye the toh meri sabhi friends ne isko boyfriend samjha aur unki aankhon me iske liye jo dikha wo batane ke liye bahot tha ki meri jodi agar ab banegi toh wo Arjun ke sath he."
"Atcha? Mujhe toh laga tha ke maine he propose kiya aur wo birthday wala shopping day yaad hai aapko?", Arjun ne beech me he apni baat ghusaani chaahi toh Alka hansne lagi.
"Itne samajhdar bhi nahi ho bachu. Main jaanboojh kar tumhe le kar gayi thi aur yaad ho toh us din Preeti bhi mere sath chal sakti thi lekin hamara wo kiss tumne nahi maine kiya tha kamre me. Ladkiyan bolti nahi hai Arjun darling, wo kar deti hai jaise Aarti ne bhi kiya.", Ab Arjun ki haalat thodi kharaab hone lagi thi jaise Alka ne usko nanga he kar diya ho.
"Hahaha.. Sachmuch yar ye bahot pyara hai aur jitna khayal ye rakhta hai na har chhoti badi baat ka toh aisa saathi har ladki chahti hai jo mumkin nahi hota. Mujhe sachmuch nahi pata tha ke ye Arjun samay ke sath itna behtar ho chuka hoga aur ye pehla ladka tha jiske peeche baithte he maine mehsoos kiya tha ke ye bilkul waisa nahi hai jaisa college me suna tha ya school ke bigde ladko ke baare me pata lagta tha.", Aarti ki sanjida baatein sunn kar Alka bhi haan me sar hilati hui Arjun ko niharne lagi.
"Pyaar toh ye sabhi se karta aaya hai shuru se aur atchi baat hai ke isne kabhi dil nahi dukhaya. Waise sahab agar bura na lage toh raste me sahi jagah dekh kar car rok dena. Frooti aur chips lene hai paani ki bottle ke sath.", Alka ke kehne par Arjun ne haan me sar hilate hue kaha.
"Abhi 68 kilometer hua hai aur 10 ke baad rok dunga. Aur aap bhi Aarti ke sath pichli seat par araam se baith jana. Dopahar ka 1 baje wala traffic hone se pehle he waha pahuchna sahi rahega.", Arjun ki baat sunn kar Aarti ne bhi sifarish ki.
"Ye baat toh ekdum sahi kahi hai isne. 1 baje se dhai baje ke beech me traffice har chowk par milega waha aur outer se Modal town tak 15 minute ki jagah ek ghanta bhi lag sakta hai. Waise jis tarah chala rahe ho us se toh hum 12 baje tak he ghar pahuch jayenge. Pata he nahi chala ke hum itni aage aa chuke hai."
"Yar sadak sachmuch atchi hai nahi toh dhoop se kahi jyada dikkat hoti. Upar toh dono taraf ke vriksho ne chhatri he bana rakhi hai.", Alka ki baat ekdum sahi thi. Sadak bhi kam yatayat ki wajah se ekdum saaf thi aur keekar, safede ke vriksh ek kataar me dono he taraf lage the. Sadhe 10 baje jaha garmi me kadi dhoop rehti hai, is sadak par bas atchi roshni he thi baaki dhoop wo vriksh atche se sambhal rahe the.
"Ye wala rasta mujhe chachi ji ne he bataya tha subah. Bas sadak single hai aur xxxx shehar beech me aayega toh raftar dheemi hogi 5-10 minute lekin dusre highway par bheed bhi bahot rehti hai aur main overtake karne ke mood me bhi nahi hu."
"Seedha kyu nahi kehte ki sath me 2 khoobsurat ladkiyan baithi hai jinhe koyi aur dekhe toh tumhe bura lagega.", Alka ne taang kheenchni chaahi lekin Arjun ne toh baat ko sahi tehra diya.
"haan. Badi wajah toh yahi hai ke waha khamkhah anchaai najre aap dono par padti aur na chahte hue bhi 10 me ek ullu ka patha mil he jata koyi aur jaisa mood pehle tha toh pakka sadak par kaand ho jana tha aur fir baat ghar tak jaati toh meri class lagna taye thi. Aur ye shaant rasta hai jyada se jyada koyi gaanv ka bas adda ya fir savari wali jeep he najar aayi hai idhar. Lijiye ye jagah aa gayi aapke matlab ki aur main bhi mooh dho leta tab tak. Ghar se chalte waqt dhyaan nahi raha.", Arjun ne agli dono seat ke beech me rakha wo chhota sa toliya uthane ke sath he Alka didi ko apna purse de diya.
"Iska kya karu?"
"Jo bhi lena hai wo paise yaha se he dene aapne. Jab girlfriend ho toh is par haq jama kar khud he jataya kijiye.", Alka ne khush hote hue purse pakad liya aur Aarti bhi hansti hui car se utar kar is dhaaba-dukaan ki taraf chal di. Safede ki ballia jameen me gaad kar chhayadar chhappar dala gaya tha jaha rukne wale log chai-nashta karte baith sake. Ek taraf theth desi dhaba bana tha ghane peepal ki chhaya tale. 4 bade aluminum ke patile sabji se bhare aur gara-mitti ka bana adda aur tandoor wala. Uske sath he ye ek behtar dukaan thi jaha bahar he bade fridge me thande ki bottle lagi thi aur ek taraf jaali me bandhe dher saare chips latke the. Arjun dhaabe ki ek taraf rakhe jhaar (bade matke) se dabbe me paani bharne ke baad chehre ko dhone ke saht he kulla karne ke baad wahi thanda paani peene laga.
"Guddi thande ki bottle toh kaanch wali he hai jo le ja nahi sakte. Haan ye 6 rupaye wala aam ka juice (jumpion/frooti) le sakti ho.", Aarti ne Gold-spot thande ki bottle uthai thi aur dukaan wale ne jab bataya ke wo wahi baith kar peeni hai toh Alka ne wo bisleri ki bottle wahi rakhe jug me khaali kar di.
"Isme daal do uncle ji 2 bottle aur ye 2 frooti ke sath ek uncle chips ka packet hai. Kuch aur bhi lena hai kya Aarti?", Alka ke andaaj ko dekh kar wahi lohe ki niwar wali kursi par baitha beedi peeta yuvak dheet ki tarah hansne laga.
"Shehar ki ameer londiya is birane me kade haande hai Subu?", Ye 2 yuvak the aur dusra wala Alka ki chust jeans se bahar nikle kulho ke akaar ko he nihar raha tha. Shayad ye kareeb ke he kisi gaanv ke manchale the jo ek khatara halat wale CD 100 motorcycle par idhar beedi-ciggratte peene aaye the, jaise yahi inka adda ho.
"Birane aur gaam me he toh desi mile hai bhai Kaire lekin sach kahu toh aise kharbuje toh Billu ki lugai ke bhi na hai. Gaadi toh dekh jama inke bargi hai.", Wo abhi aage kuch bolta ki dukaan wale adhed ne talkhi se kaha.
"Apna rasta naapo. Bahu beti ki ijjat toh kya karni chhote bade ka bhi lihaj na hai tumhe. Le bitiya aur inki taraf dhyaan na he do, gaanv ke manchale hai bas.", Aadmi ne 100 rupaye ke note se bache baaki paise aur samaan Alka ko pakdate hue kaha toh Alka muskurane lagi.
"In jaiso ki taraf toh meri jooti na dekhe uncle aur rahi baat manchale hone ki toh aise kitne he waha ##### shehar me naak ragadte hue maafiyan maang chuke hai.", Alka ke tevar aur aadmi dwara ki gayi beijjatti se ye dono he manchale thoda bhadak uthe.
"Kabootari birane se gayab ho jaye toh pata na lagta madam. aahhh. kaun hai re.. behanchod..aahhh"
"Tumhara jija. Aashiqi karo lekin jabtak saamne wali line na de, tab tak hadd par nahi karni chahiye. Baithe bithaye gudd se gulgule banwa loge aur nuksaan is jagah ka ho jayega. Uncle ji, thanda paani pilao inko thoda. Garmi ka waqt hai chakkar wakkar aa gaye toh lene ke dene padd jayenge.", Arjun ne jis tarah se kandhe ke pas ka hissa pakad kar is darmiyane se yuvak ko dard dene ke sath samjhaya tha uski jaan he nikal gayi thi. Dusra wala toh uski deel-dol dekh kar he motorcycle par baith chuka tha.
"Bera kauni tha ke jija bhi gail aaya hai.. aahh.. wo toh swaad swaad me bol gaya main.", Ye ladka bhi Arjun ko thik se dekhne ke baad turant galti maan baitha.
"Tension na le dost aashqui sabhi naujwaan karte hai lekin thoda kaayde se aur koshish uske sath karo jisko tum jaante ho ya dekhte ho aas paas me. Ye toh main tha inke sath aur kahi mere papa hote toh tume goli maarne ke baad in uncle se tumhara ghar poochte. Chalta hu aur baat dhyaan me rakhna.", Arjun ka aisa bindaas andaaj aur bina jhagde he sab samjhana Alka Aarti ko bhi bada pasand aaya tha aur wo uncle bhi hans diya. Car jald he waha se nikal chuki toh motorcycle par baitha ladka bola.
"Ghaat (Sharir) dekhya tha maanas ka? Jama rakshas tha aur jodi bhi janche the bhai Kaire. Waise tu chikhya kyu tha.?"
"Bera na bhai kis tariya modda (kandha) dabaya sasure ne, jaan he kaad ke rakh di. Jhotta (bhainsa) tha aur thik hoya thook ke pakode banaye. Je galti se kade haath rakhya jata kisi chhori pe toh mere ghar toh sandesha he jaave tha fer. Aaah. Baat sahi kahi isne. Wo Jugne ki bebe line toh deve hai thodi bahot par gaam ki baat soch ke darr lage hai."
"Line deve hai toh fuse uda de re. Main bhi gaam me he koyi jugaad dekhunga. Chaal khet ka chakkar maar ke nikla, ke pata tere Jugnu ki bebe aaj he batla le tere satti.", Dono he waha se khisak liye the aur jaisi inki baatein thi wo yahi bata rahi thi ki hasrate bahot thi lekin mehanat shunya. Wahi car me ab Alka maje le rahi thi Arjun ke.
"Toh tum unke jija kab bane ye bhi bata he do?"
"Haan ye toh sahi kaha aur waise bhi gaanv me aisa he hota hai na ke ladka toh pariwar wale dekh lete hai par ladki shaadi ke baad he dikhai jaati hai. Hahaha.", Aarti ne itna bol kar taali bajai Alka ke sath toh Arjun bhi unke sath hansne laga.
"Arre iska matlab ye hua ki aap dono he behne lagi unki aur wo bechare toh bas sapna he dekh rahe the. Atcha wo Priyanka didi ne bhi ek list di thi na Aarti?", Arjun ne baat palat kar dusri taraf ghuma di. Alka aur Aarti ek he bottle se thanda peeti hui safar ka maja le rahi thi.
"Haan wo Romela aunty ka kuch samaan lena hai waha se. Arjun, hum wapis kab nikalne wale hai udhar se?", Aarti jaise kuch soch kar baithi thi aur jaankari hone ke baad he jaise wo apna hisab-kitab banane wali thi.
"Jab aap dono kaho tab nikal lenge lekin Kal shaam se pehle wapis pahuchna hai. Jo bhi kaam ho ya kahi jana ho toh akele nahi jana ye dhyaan rakhna.", Arjun ne batane ke sath he hidayat bhi de di. Alka bhi Aarti ko gor se dekhne lagi ke jaane wo ab kya kehne wali hai.
"Haan phir theek hai aur tumhe sath liye bina toh main kahi jaane bhi nahi wali. Afsana ki mummy ne kal savere nashte ke liye kaha hai. Agar tum jaldi nikalne ka kehte toh fir ye mushkil hota aur unhe mana karke main Afsana aur Zubeida didi ko naraaj nahi karna chahti thi. Baaki toh aaj lunch hum lete hue chalenge aur dopahar ko araam karne ke baad phir shaam ko invitation card ke kaam ke sath sath market se samaan bhi le lenge. Raat ko maa ka thoda bahot samaan pack karne ka jimma bhi mera.", Aarti ne sara he karyakram bata kar saamne rakh diya.
"Jasleen aur Jaggi ke ghar ka toh pata hai mujhe lekin Kirti ke ghar bhi card dena he hoga. Wo bol-bachan Gurdeep alag he jaan khaane wali hai tumhari.", Arjun ne jo bhi naam liye the wo Alka ko toh nahi pata the lekin Aarti uske maje lene lagi.
"Aaha. Jasleen ka ghar pata hai tumhe? Phir toh ek kaam karna ke unke ghar tum akele he chale jana, waise wo bhi wo bhai behan tumhe jaldi wapis toh aane nahi denge. Kirti ka ghar bhi unke pados me he hai toh araam se us se bhi mil lena. Aur Gurdeep ko main ye baat aise he kehne wali hu jaise tumne abhi kahi hai. Fir dekhna bachu wo Radio tumhara kya haal karti hai."
"Ye tum dono he kin logo ki baatein kar rahe ho? Jaggi, Jasleen, Kirti, Gurdeep.. 2 din me he Arjun ne itne dost bana liye the kya?"
"Alka, dost toh shayad iski Afsana bhi bann chuki hai. Jitni baar uska phone aaya tha na ghar pe utni he baar usne iska jikar jarur kiya. Aur ye jitna bhola dikhta hai utna hai nahi. Priyanka didi ke liye toh Jasleen waise he phone karti thi, asal me toh janaab se baatein karne ka dil rehta hai un madam ka. Galat toh nahi keh rahi hu na main Arjun? Phone toh tumne Deepi ko bhi kiye hai kyonki wo mujhse kuch nahi chhipati.", Arjun ki hawa tight ho gayi thi Alka ke saamne Aarti ke itna khulasa karne se.
"Woo... wo aisa hai na ke Jagtar bhaiya bahot atche hai aur unki mummy se bhi main mila hu. Jasleen waisi he dost hai kyonki dono bhai behan ke sabhi dost common hai isiye. Aur Afsana ka toh mujhe kuch bhi nahi pata kyunki us se meri baat he kaha hui?"
"hahaha.. Maje le rahi hu tumhare aur tum tension le rahe ho. Waise sach kahu toh Deepi bhi tumhe apna khaas dost maanti hai ab kyonki tumne Ricki ko jo sahi raste par la diya. Lekin Afsana ka toh mujhe bhi nahi pata ke wo tumhare baare me kyu jaankari le rahi thi? Shayad Zubeida didi ne poocha ho aur wo phone par baat karne ki jagah saamne he baat karti hai. Unhe bhi khushi hogi tumse mil kar.", Aarti ke aisa kehne par Arjun ki dhadkan thodi sahi hui.
"Waise main pehle he bol deti hu Aarti ki raat ko koyi disturb na kare lovers ko. Tum bhi nahi.", Alka pichli seat par Aarti ke sath baithi usko he jhoothi chetawani de rahi thi.
"Wo us ladke ki hum dono he behne hui na Arjun ke hisaab se toh lover wali baat kaha se aa gayi Alka? Unke jija ji toh fir hum dono ke he hue. Haan itna kar sakte hai ke tum 2 baje tak sath rehna aur uske baad ye mere kamre me.", Aarti ke aisa khulamkhula kehne par Arjun ko bechaini hone lagi thi. Aaj tak toh Arjun ne Ritu aur Alka ke bhi saamne ek dusre se khul kar kuch na kiya tha aur yaha mamla sageen hone laga tha. Us par Alka ne aur bada jhatka de diya.
"Tu sath he so jana yar. Kaun raat ko ye kamra badalne ka jhanjhat kare? Waise bhi bade double bed par 3 log toh araam se set ho he jaate hai. Tu araam se sona aur mere sone ke baad uth jana.", Alka kuch bhi bol rahi thi aur Aarti uske sath haaan me haan mila rahi thi.
"Tumhare mooh par kyu tala lag gaya? Yaad hai na maine kaha tha ke Punjab jaate waqt main raste me bhi tumhe nahi chhodne wali. Lekin dekho mera bada dil ki maine tumhe pareshan nahi kiya. Decide ho chuka hai aur ab tum waha ghar me nahi ho jo aise najre fira rahe ho.", Alka ke aisa kehne par Arjun ne bas itna he kaha.
"Mujhe toh raat ko sona he hai phir jaise marji chaho so he jaunga.", Uske jawaab par dono he ladkiyan hansne lagi thi. Safar bhi khatam hone he wala tha jab wo badi badi imarte najar aane lagi.
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Chote Sangwan ke is jungle jaise farmhouse par bharpet nashta karne ke baad teeno he khaat bicha kar so gaye the. Thakaan kahi jyada he thi aur mehnat bhi kahi kam na ki thi Daleep, Umed aur Narinder ne. Dahi aur 5-5 parathe khaane ke baad jo wo teeno soye the toh seedha dedh baje goli ki awaaj sunn kar uchalte hue uth khade hue. Pas he khada Shankar jor jor se hans raha tha Daleep ki halat aur baaki dono ko aankh masalte hue dekh.
"Saalo, tum yaha aish kar rahe ho udhar meri gaand maar rakhi hai baap aur chacha ne. Oh Gajju, teri bhi lugai ka phone aaya tha ghar pe maa ke pas. Bhabhi bol rahi thi ki tu ghar chhod kar bhaag gaya kal."
"Tu Bhole pakka kameena hai be. Idhar Daleep ki halat dekh jara, jaise encounter se bacha ho. Waise ab thik hai na?", Umed ne angdai lete hue charpai ka tyaag kiya toh peeche aate hue Bhuppi, Mehul aur Param najar aa gaye.
"Kya thik hai? Tu toh bhabhi ki parwah he nahi karta."
"Abe teri gaand maari thi jo chacha ji ne wo thik hai ya abhi bhi dard hai? Meri lugaai na phone nahi karti kyonki usko pata hai main Inder ke sath hu aur ab kal he aaunga wapis. Kaam hoga toh chachi ko apne aap maa sandesha de degi. Aahhh.. waise Gyani uncle ke parothe toh bade he mast the yar Inder. Murga baad me dekhenge.", Umed moodh dhone laga tha aur Shankar ne paani sar pe he udel diya.
"Saale murga toh tum dono he banaoge aur is chakkar me hum chaaro kaam chhod kar idhar aaye hai. Daleep tujhe kya hua jo aise dekh raha hai.", Shankar hansne laga toh Daleep bhi baah hilane ke baad kaan khujane laga.
"Baaman tu na bahot bada paapi hai. 2 ghante neend na li aur ye kaan ke pas dhamaka kar diya. Abhi tak saaye saaye ho rahi hai mere toh kaan me. Tum log bhi baitho bhai main jara dhaar (peshab) maar ke aaya. Sachmuch parathe jabardast the yar aur Inder thank you bhai ek extra khilane ke liye.", Daleep jaise chidata hua chala gaya tha Shankar ko.
"Hahaha.. Dekh le Shankar. Waise sach kahu toh yar dil toh mera bhi nahi hai abhi chulhe pe handi rakhne ka. Thoda aur so lete hai Gajju."
"Oh reham karo yar tum log. Shankar hospital se bakhan karta leke aaya hai ke Narinder Umed ke jaisa toh koyi bhi murga nahi paka sakta. Mere papa ka banaya bhi isne fail kar diya tha tumhare jaayke ke saamne. Daaru na pilao bhai lekin murga toh bana he do.", Ab toh Param ne he hath jodd diye the aur wo baaki dono ke pas he charpai par baith kar joote kholne laga. Har taraf ghaas aur chaaya thi toh nange paanv bhi farak nahi padna tha.
"Tension na le yar Param. Wo toh waise he is Bhole ke maje le rahe the hum. Daleep murga he toh pakadne gaya hai, dekh udhar. Bas tujhe dikkat na ho toh hum bhai upar sirf baniyan pehan kar kaam karte hai.", Umed ke sath he Narinder ne bhi kameej hata di thi.Udhar Daleep bhi kandhe par kurta taange sirf baniyan pajame me unki taraf aa raha tha. 2 murge gardan kate panjo se pakde hue.
"Abe bhai tum chaho toh ye niche wale vastra bhi tyaag do. Hamare liye kuch naya nahi hai aur apni jagah he baithe hai. Khushilal, rasoi ka samaan laga de idhar chulhe ke pas.", Paramvir ne bhi kameej hata kar khaat par rakh di aur apne sewak ko masale, ghee, bartan ityadi laane ka aadesh de diya. Bhuppi ciggratte liye Narinder ke pas ja baitha tha aur Shankar bhi Daleep ke hatho beedi ke kash lagane laga. Umed ne deri na karte hue hatho se he murga saaf karna shuru kar dia.
"Bhai, jisne bhi dubki lagani hai aa jao. Nahane ke baad he sharir harkat karega sahi se.", Gulati ne ye baat Daleep aur Shankar ko dekhte kahi thi jo turant uske sath ho liye. Narinder ne Param ko apne pas bula kar Bhuppi ke saamne he kuch samjhaya toh wo dono bhi turant swimming pool ki taraf ho liye.
"Toh tu abhi Bhole se baat karne wala hai? Soch le Inder kahi wo Bangdu bora he na jaye."
"Tension na le Gajju. Shankar se main kabhi sawaal nahi karta aur aaj bhi sawal nahi hai bas kuch batana hai aur fir aage Bhootnath ki marji, maane toh sahi na maane tab bhi wo he apni aatma hai.", Narinder uth kar wahi Umed ki bagal me aa gaya jo tasle me saaf kiye hue murgo ko dho raha tha. Khaas baat ye thi ki Umed ne dono murge chhilne aur saaf karne me kisi aujaar ka upyog na kiya tha. Narinder ne murga saaf hone ke baad khud he sateek tarike se tukde karne shuru kiye toh geele sharir he Shankar un dono ke pas chala aaya.
"Aisi kya jaruri baat ho gayi Inder?"
"Baith bhai yaha pe. Waqt he kaha mila hume aapas me baat karne ka abhi tak?", Narinder ke aisa kehte he Umed bhi uth kar waha se chala gaya toh Narinder ne ciggratte ki dabbi Shankar ki taraf badha di. Masaledani se wo chaku par masala lete hue murge par lagane laga aur Khushilal sara bataya samaan waha la kar rakhta ja raha tha.
"Tu yar ghuma fira ke baat na kiya kar Inder. Ek tu he hai jo mujhe samajhta bhi hai aur kabhi kuch poochta bhi nahi. Maidaan khali karwaya hai toh football bhi dikha de." Shankar ne cigratte sulga kar khud he ek kash apne chhote bhai ko lagwaya aur apne mooh se laga li wo jalti aag.
"Dekh tera jo bhi masla hai hamare bete se usko side me rakh de. Krishna ne agar boriya bister baandh kar chalne ke liye keh diya toh fir tu arthi par he aayega uski. Aankhon me aansu the aaj uske lekin mujhe us se jyada dukh tha sirf tere liye. Maa ko tujhe jhaadna bura laga tha bhai. Aur aisa na karna sirf tere hath me hai."
"Krishna ke liye toh main maafi car me he maang chuka hu yar aur wo us waqt bas gussa aa gaya. Arjun atcha ladka hai aur bewajah mujhe gussa aa gaya."
"Mujhse toh matt chhupa Shankar. Ritu ro rahi thi aur maa ke chehre par gussa Arjun ke liye toh kahi na tha us samay. Wo sab bhi chhod agar baat kahi alag hai toh, lekin tu na ab wahi roop ikhtiyaar kar jo tere third year me tha. Ya toh shaant ya fir seedha chautha gear aur dono he case ghar se bahar. Arjun ko tu uksa raha hai aur tu bhi jaanta hai bhai ke agar wo thaanedar ke sath bahar nikla toh fir kya hoga. Wo teri taqat hai, hamari taqat lekin tu usko pratidwandi kyu samajhta hai?", Narinder ke is kathan, samjhane ke tarike aur sache sawaal par Shankar ne ciggratte usko pakdate hue khud he pyaaj kaatne shuru kar diye. Matlab saaf tha ke wo soch raha tha.
"Haan yar. Wo na competition jaisa lagta hai mujhe kabhi kabhi."
"Tu jeet nahi sakta us se bhai. Tujhe yaad hai na ke majaak me Ajju bhi tere se haar maan leta tha lekin hum sabki halat kharaab thi jab pehli baar vastavik ladaai hui thi aur meri umar ka 16 saal wala Ajju akele he un sabke haath-pair akele he todd gaya tha. Sirf isliye ki usne teri aankhon me darr dekha tha. Ye us se bhi jyada pagal hai Shankar jo pariwar ke liye he sabkuch kar raha hai. Mishra ki behan-biwi uske he shehar me uthwa di, Lohan ne toh khud kaha tha tujhe ki tera beta tujhe bacha gaya. Kisi bhi surat me Arjun agar Ajju bana toh aaj uske pas taqat bhi hai, support bhi aur waisa dimaag jaisa sirf papa me hai. Ajju bhi utna nahi sochta tha. Baap bann kar humko uski dekhbhal karni chahiye ya wo hamara he baap bann jaye.?", Ajju ke sath tulna karke Narinder ne ye toh bata diya tha ke Arjun kis shetra me behtar hai aur Shankar ki kaha galti ho rahi hai. Aaj kitne he waqt baad kisi ne Shankar ko wo sachai batai thi jo koyi aur kehne ki himmat bhi na karta. Kuch pal dono he khamosh rahe.
"Ab kya karu bhai?"
"Tujhe kabhi kuch karna he toh nahi hota. Tu thik karne jata hai kyonki tu parwah karta hai lekin ho galat jata hai. Tere pas ab main hu na mere bhai? Kya Inder Shankar nahi hai?", Narinder ne chhuri andar tak daalte hue maans me wo masala jaise bhara tha wo bata raha tha ke wo is sabko kahi behtar samajhta hai.
"Tu meri parchaai logo ki najar me hai lekin sach toh ye hai ki dil main ho sakta hu Inder lekin dimag aur aatma tu he hai. Arjun sachmuch he kuch cheejo me mere, tere, umed aur Ajju se tej hai. Tujhe nahi bataya tha maine lekin wo Sheela wala kaand Arjun ne he jhela tha. Taai (Chandro) ke paute ko dekha tha na, wo janwar bhi Arjun ke saamne kuch na kar saka 4 tagde saathi hone ke bawjood. Ladkiyan toh khud saamne se aati hai uski taraf aur aaj wo maa ke liye mere se pehle ho gaya hai. Ritu tak uski himayat karti hai."
"Tu na bhai vanvaas he chala ja agar aise he sochna hai toh. Abe wo he toh hai jo ghar dekh raha hai aur Sanjiv papa ki tarah bahar suraksha de raha hai. Meri biwi jee rahi hai yaar uski wajah se. Wo hadd se jyada karta hai Krishna ka lekin tujhe samajhna chahiye ke wo Arjun nahi tu kar raha hai. Ye Arjun tera beta hai, Pandit ji ka maan hai wo aur maa usme tujhe nahi dekhti. Wo papa aur hum sabko dekhti hai kyonki sab uske sath jude hai. Mujhe kisi bhi cheej se dikkat nahi hai kyonki wo toh kuch galat nahi kar raha. Mere bhai, tu duty kar aur phir ghar pe aa kar maa papa ke saamne hajri laga. Mil kar kaam karte hai na baaki jaise college me karte the.", Narinder ne toh saaf mooh par he bata diya tha ke wo kitna atche se jaanta hai Arjun aur apne maa baap ko, dur rehte hue bhi.
"Vachan deta hu bhai ke ab jo bhi ghar me hoga wo tu kahega aur jaha dikkat hogi main tujhe kahunga. Lekin tu mere sath he rehna aur Arjun se thodi si dikkat hai mujhe."
"Teri dikkat maa papa ko dekhne de yar aur wo dikkat nahi hoti male ego hoti hai jab aap khule saand ho lekin aapse he behtar koya aa jaye aur aap chah kr bhi uska kuch na kar sako. Wo sab chhod aur abhi se tu wahi karega jisme tu best hai aur rivolver ki jagah hamesha blade ke sath. Waise Umed ne sikhaya toh bahot sahi hai Arjun ko.", Narinder ki is hansi ke baad Shankar bhi hans diya.
"Wo uska bhi guru bana hua hai. Mera he kaand ho jata ek case me lekin sala ye Arjun aisi game khel gaya ki Sangwan chacha ne lead karte hue saare dhurandar khud nibta diye."
"Wahi 33 crore wale jiski baat Gajju kar raha tha? Aur tu is ladke se bhidne laga hai.? Bhai bola na ke wo tera ansh hai Shankar, tu na ek bar usko gale se laga le aur fir dekh najara. Raghubir chacha bhi toh iske he sath rahe antim samay aur apne papa ki chamak ki wajah bhi yahi hai. Gajju ne jab wo mandir wala kissa sunaya tha na toh sach me dil khush ho gaya tha ke Arjun waisa he hai jaisa Ajju tha. Sombir toh Sombir, akhade me Sarang bhi apne aadmiyo ki gati dekh ghabra gaya tha. Tu yaad rakhna meri ye baat ki agar kabhi Sarang ke sath lafda hua toh ye hoga Brahamastra Pandit ji ka.", Degchi me kadchi bhar ghee daalte hue Narinder ne kaha toh Shankar ko bhi yaad aa gaya wo gaanv dehat ka akhadha.
"Sachmuch Ajju itna tagda ya chauda nahi tha jitna tu aur Umed the fir bhi kaise dogune tagde pehalwan ko minute se pehle niche tika deta tha. Ye sala Sarang na hooni ki jadd hai. Agar tera kaha thik hai toh Arjun bas us tak pahuch jaaye, gardan main he ukhadunga uski.", Shankar ki uttejjana bahot thi uska Ajju se lagaav batane ko
"Papa. Dekh lena Shankar ki ye kaam papa karenge agar Arjun us raaste gaya toh. Unhone Arjun ko ek baat sikhai hai ki kisi ko jaan se nahi maarna aur wo jis raftaar se seekh raha hai wo unse behtar bhi hai aur jaan bakshne wala naram dil bhi bas abhi emotions ke maamle me kacha hai. Wo layak bhi hai bas kuch samay sahi se ghar me bita le. Tu vichlit matt kar usko. Ab khamosh reh ye aa gaye tere nagine.", Khade masale bartan me daalne ke baad Narinder ne baat ka rukh he palat diya. Aaj kahi ja kar Shankar ko samajh aaya tha ke uska beta vastvikta me kya hai. Aur Umed ko bhi is baat ka andesha tha isliye wo pehle he dur ho gaya tha. Dono ki baatchit ke dauran khaas baat thi ki Narinder ne kahi bhi Madhulata ya Bindiya ka naam ya fir kissa nahi chheda tha.
"Mere se tension matt le tu Bhole, wo sab toh abhi thodi der me he aayenge. Main toh yaha isliye aaya tha ki kuch aur bhi bata saku Inder ke sath.", Umed ne kareeb aate he wo ciggratte ka aakhiri kash liya aur bujha di.
"Ab tu kya kahani kehne wala hai bata de?"
"Arjun. Usne he Karam Singh ka kaand karwaya hai aur matlab uske pas jaankari hai aage ki. Hum sochte he reh gaye...... aur kaam ho gaya.",Umed ne baat gaane ki pankti se khatam ki toh ab Narinder ki bhi aankhon me hairat dikhi.
"Samajh na sabkuch bhai. Tujhe Mishra ne biwi ka bataya lekin gayab toh uski behan bhi hui thi. Aur Karma mara gaya Shankar ke tarike se matlab koyi tej doctor jo Bhole ko jaanta hai lekin kaam Arjun ke liye kar raha hai. Aur bhool matt ki Arjun pehle bhi bade kaam kar chuka hai. Kisi ne Chandigarh me Richa ki jaankari li jaha wo Bhole ki beti hai. Babita ki shaadi me wo uske sath gaya tha jaha Vikas ne Sanjay ko dekha tha Arjun ke sath, ghante bhar akele me. Lohan ke kuch aadmi Sanjiv tapka gaya hospital rehte hue matlab ki wo aur Arjun kaam kar rahe hai. Bhuppi jaha record lene gaya waha kuch na mila kyonki history saaf karwa di gai thi aur uske baad Shabnam India se bahar. Tum bhi jara socho ki wo kaha tak pahuch chuka hoga? Mere hisab se toh mere ghar tak bhi kyonki papa toh uske sath aakhiri samay me bhi the.", Umed ne toh dhamaka he kar diya tha.
"Sanjay. Sushila wala Sanjay?"
"Haan bhai Bhole wahi Sanjay jiska khufiya tantra kisi antar-rajiya sansthaan sa hai aur Delhi se Rajasthan ki aakhiri hadd tak har taraf uske paanv majboot hai. Aur Karme ki hatya me dikhi wo Kaali cielo Rajesh se maangi gayi thi kyonki wo kaam se Sangwan uncle ke pas tha jis din Sanjiv aur Arjun dinner par bahar the. Gotte mooh me he aa gaye honge tere toh kyonki mere bhi aa chuke hai. Waha nahate hue pata laga hai mujhe kuch baaton ka. Arjun jaan chuka hai aur ab wo Punjab gaya hai uske baad wo ghar me rehne wala hai lekin network kaam karega uska." Umed ke khulase ne toh dono bhaiyon ko hairat me daal diya tha.
"Behanchod. Ye toh papa ne khela hai lagta hai.", Shankar utna bhi kam akal na tha aise maamlo me.
"Bilkul aisa keh sakta hai bhai tu. Lekin yaha shayad unhe bhi sabkuch nahi pata kyonki ye ladka tukdo tukdo me kaam kar raha hai toh kuch samajh nahi aane wala. Aur ye kaat-peet me tere jaisa hath toh sirf Sangwan chacha ka hai lekin Karme ko unhone nahi mara.", Umed ka sawaal jayaj tha. Yaha patile me adrak aur lahsun daalta Narinder soch he raha tha bas.
"Wo hamesha kisi na kisi ko meri tarah tayaar karte hai lekin fir gayab kar dete hai agar galti ho toh.", Shankar ke aisa kehte he Narinder thanda he padd gaya.
"Koyi batayega ki ye ladka kaha tak pahuch chuka hai.?", Narinder ke is sawaal ka jawab khud Shankar ne diya.
"Mere case me toh Bhajan mama tak. Baaki ab lagta hai ke Sangwan chacha bhi uske sath he hai."
"Murga tu he chadha Umed aur Shankar, tu na bhai mareej he dekh ya shaadi ke kaam kar. Kuch bhi kiya is se alag toh samajh le usko pata chal jayega aur wo teri parwah karta peeche aa jayega. Baapu khiladi nikla apna jo hathiyaar bhi sabki madad se tayaar kiya aur pata bhi nahi lagne diya. Umed, Raghubir chacha, papa khud aur maa ke sath sath viyog ke badle me poora pariwar. Sanjiv uske sath waise he hai jaise tu aur main ya fir Gajju. Arjun ko sabkuch bataya gaya hai chahe paheli ki tarah samajh le aur wo ladka isko hal kar he dega agar usko pyaar se roka na gaya toh."
"Wo toh Bhole ki khaas jagah akela he raid maar gaya tha jiske dum par Sangwan chacha ji bhi uske mureed ho chuke hai.", Umed ne wo gaushala wala jikar kiya toh ab Narider ne ek kadchi ghee aur daal diya bartan me.
"Koyi na, game ek sath he khelni hai toh fir Arjun sath he lena padega. Lekin ab us se tum log nahi takraoge. Ye pyaar se he maanega aur agar papa itna soch kar chal rahe hai toh dekh Gajju, main Sarang ki gaand me gulla kaise daalta hu. Arjun ko bas ye naam kisi tarah pahuchana hai.", Narinder jaise soch chuka tha ke ab khel bada karne ka waqt aa chuka hai.
"Naam pahuch chuka hai us tak.", Umed ne sar hilate hue pushti ki
"Kaise?"
"Wo bahot pehle he is kaam par lag gaya tha Inder. Sarang ka naam usko mere se he pata laga tha. Maaf karna kyonki jis din Sushila aur Shabnam wala kissa hua tha toh maine he usko ye paheli hal karne ke liye di thi. Uska jawaab tha ke wo darpok aadmi kille ke andar baith kar dur se he nishana lagata hai.", Umed ne ye parat bhi khol di thi.
"Aur tumhe lagta hai ke Arjun sahi bol raha hai.?", Ye sawal Shankar ka tha.
"Wo mujhse majaak nahi karta Bhole. Lekin darr ye hai ki wo akela he khojbin me laga hai. Usko samajhna jaruri hai Inder aur sath chale toh hum log is Sarang se bhi chhutkara pa sakte hai. Bas chacha ji ko sath le kar chalna hoga."
"Intjaar he kar bhai Gajju fir toh. Papa karne nahi denge aur Sarang ke pas toh hajaro pahuch chuke fir Arjun kya nayi baat kar gaya.? Khel asaani se nahi hone wala."
"Ye Arjun ko bhi pata hai. Aur wo khud ab aage nahi badhega kyonki Sarang ke sath intjaar wala he khel khelne wala hai, chacha ji ke sath reh kar. Baaki sawaal toh uske bhi shayad bahot se unsuljhe hai kyonki wo thoda alag alag sa rehta hai kuch samay se.", Umed ne Arjun ki vartmaan sthiti samjhate hue kaha.
"Ye samajh se bhi pare hai bhai. Kaunsi shatranj chal rahi hai jo ye ladka itni si umar me khel raha hai? Wo 11 me hai aur 2 saal baad he college me jayega. Itna samay ye ruk raha hai aur ye jaankari bhi rakhta hai. Matlab ye humse behtar jaanta hai ke parinaam kya ho sakte hai?", Narinder ki baat se Umed poora ittefaaq rakhta tha.
"Tumne bhi toh kaha tha Inder ki agar wo ladaai hui toh hum ek bhi maut ko sehan nahi kar sakte. Wo ye jaanta hoga. Lekin nishchaye bhi dekho jara uska jo itne saal bhi intjaar karne ko tayaar hai. Asal me hum usko nahi rok rahe hai, wo he ab shaant rehna chahta hai."
"Shankar bhai tujhe toh na vrat rakhne chahiye ki jo kaam tum aur main nahi kar paaye wo hamara beta karne me laga hai.", Narinder ne Shankar se ye kaha tha.
"Kyu? Main alag hu? Mere bhi baap ke saamne Sarang ne patta hilaya tha na Inder."
"Sorry bhai. Teri jaan ki kasam, Raghubir chacha mere liye papa se aage the kyonki unke bete tu aur main the. Sarang ke gale me main he patta dalunga aur sawaal wahi hoga.", Narinder ke itna kehte he unka dhyaan shor ki taraf gaya. Sangwan, Mehul, Bhuppi aur Daleep daud lagate aa rahe the unki taraf.
"Bina nashe he gaand marwa li inhone lagta hai.", Shankar ke aisa kehte he sabhi hansne lage. Aaj murga tagda he bann ne wala tha.
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Punjab wale ghar pahuchte he Arjun ka saamna Gurdeep ki mata ji se hua. Gali me he rehdiwale se sabji leti hui Saradarni ji ke chehre par khushi saaf najar aane lagi thi. Arjun bhi car ko ek taraf lagane aur dono behno ke utarne ke sath he aunty ji ki taraf badh gaya.
"Namastey aunty ji. Aasha karta hu sab thik hoga.", Paanv chhune me deri kiye bina he Arjun jhuk gaya.
"Na puttar ji na. Tum toh mere atche bete ho aur bete toh gale lag ke milte hai. Badi khushi hui tumhe saamne dekh kar.", Aunty ji ne Arjun ko gale lagaya aur Aarti bhi unse waise he mili thi.
"Ye meri behan Alka hai aunty ji. Tauji ki chhoti beti aur hamari pyaari aunty ji hai Gurdeep ki mummy ji Alka.", Alka ne bhi shishtachar se hath jode toh unhone Alka ke sar pe hath firate hue shubhkamnaye di.
"Chalo beta ji pehle mere yaha chal kar kuch chai-thanda lo phir koyi baat karenge."
"Nahi aunty ji thodi der baad. Please. Driving lambi thi aur thoda fresh hone ke baad aapke pas aate hai. Waise bhi abhi yahi market se naan-chhole khaa kar he idhar aa rahe hai.", Arjun ki gujarish par unhone bhi swikaar kar liya lekin yaad se aane ka jarur keh dia. Aarti ne purse se ghar ki chabiyan nikal kar gate khola aur uske peeche he Alka andar chal di. Arjun samaan liye sabse aakhir me.
"Yar Aarti sach kahu toh ye shehar modern bhi hai aur kaafi bada bhi. Har tarah ka fashion tha waha restaurant pe jab hum khana kha rahe the.", Alka toh aate he sofe par pasar gayi aur Aarti paani ki bottle fridge me rakhne ke baad usko chalu karke wapis aa kar bagal me he baith gayi.
"Shehar araam se dekh lena shaam ko aur main naha ke araam karne laga hu. Aap dono ko shayad jarurat na ho lekin filhal mujhe thoda rest chahiye.", Arjun wahi ek taraf dono bag rakhta hua apne chacha chachi ke kamre ki aur chal diya. Ghar waisa he chakachak tha jaisa wo log chhod kar gaye the.
"Ye toh aate he gul ho gaya. Waise yaha sabke kamre alag alag he hai?", Alka ek pal mayus hui thi lekin phir dhyaan itne vyavasthit aur saaf suthre ghar par gaya toh wo baatein karne lagi.
"Haan kamre sabke alag he hain. Jaha Arjun gaya hai wo maa-papa wala kamra hai aur uske sath store room. Ye rasoi ke sath he 2 kamre hai andar wala Priyanka didi ka aur idhar wala mera. Ek aur bhi kamre hai guests ke liye jo is taraf hai. Tumhe bhi fresh hona hai toh mere kamre me ho sakti ho.", Aarti ne uth kar television ke saamne se kapda hataya aur switch dabate hue chalu kar diya. Remote liye wo wapis Alka ki bagal me aa gayi.
"Tu ho ja yar agar tera dil kar raha hai toh. Main toh filhal yahi thik hu lekin ek coffee mil jaye toh maja aa jayega.", Alka jis tarah se pasri hui thi uski patli gori kamar saaf dikh rahi thi top ke upar khisakne se. Chust jeans waise he poora bhugol ujagar kar rahi thi jaha Aarti ki bhi najar thehar gayi.
"Maje ki bachi jara haalat toh dekh apni. Figure atcha hai toh matlab har waqt dikhana hai?"
"Darling, figure toh tera bhi kuch kam nahi hai. Ye bade santre har waqt he tight rehte hai. Aur mera jo hai wo na tujhse chhupa hai aur na Arjun se. Lekin soch rahi hu ki agar dophar ghar par he bitani hai toh nikkar he pehan lu.", Alka ki yahi majedar baatein Aarti ke gaal laal kar deti thi. Wo beshak pehle se kahi behtar hone lagi thi lekin aksar sharam aa he jaati thi. Bag utha kar usme se ek dheeli nikkar nikaal kar Alka ko dete hue Aarti bhi apne araamdayak kapde liye andar chali gayi. Baithak ke kamre ki chitakni andar se lagate hue.
"TV dekh main itne naha kar kapde badal kar aati hu."
"Ab toh main bhi kapde badal kar aaungi darling.", Alka ne apne aap se he ye kaha aur ek najar Aarti ke band kamre me daalti hui Arjun ki taraf chal di.
"Kholo toh sahi.", bathroom ke darwaje ko halka sa thapkate hue Alka ne awaaj di toh thodi he der me uske saamne Arjun ka nirvastra sharir tha jaha saabun ka jhaag kuch hisso ko dhake dikha.
"Pagal ho rahi ho kya? Aarti ke hote hue he ye sab."
"Hato yar tum bhi kitne bade wale fattu ho. Wo naha rahi hai apne bathroom me toh tension mat lo.", Alka ne jeans toh bahar bister par he utar di thi aur ab wo top ke baad bra-panty bhi ek taraf taang kar Arjun se ja lipti. Chalte fuhare ke niche dono ke nirvastra sharir bheegne ke bawjood garam ho rahe the.
"Aahhh.. ye chori chori wale moments ki value tum kya samjhoge darling.. Raat toh hamari hai he lekin idhar main har milne wala mauka le kar rahungi.", Kashmiri seb se kahi bade aur maansal chucho ko Arjun ki sakht chhati par upar niche ragadti hui Alka ne bina samay gavaye hontho se honth mila diye. Tadap toh Arjun me bhi thi jo 24 ghatne se atript tha. Phule hue aakarshak kulhe jo ki Alka ke kadi mehnat ka pramaan the, unhe masalta hue wo Alka ko apne sath jor se chipka raha tha. Lund bhi moosal roop ikhtiyar karta Alka ke peit par dabav banane laga.
"Itna samay nahi hain hamare paas..", Arjun ne honth alag karte hue kaha lekin Alka jaise alag he khumaar ki giraft me thi. Girte paani se apni gulabi choot ko atche se ragad kar saaf karti wo panjo ke bhaar upar uchak gayi. Ek hath se lund ko pakad kar adhkhile gulaab si apni mehakti choot par tikate hue wo khud he us datyakar supade ko andar karne lagi. Arjun ne bhi sab vichar tyaagte hue dono kulho ka thaam kar ye jhatka de diya.
"Ouch.. aahhhh.. kamine ..aahhh.. kar rahi thi na main khud he...? Ruko.. isshhh.. maa.. aahhh.. itne se he karo thodi der.", Aadha lund andar jaate he choot ka jarra jarra kaamp utha. Naram khaal us tagde moosal par kenchuli ki tarah chipak chuki thi lekin Arjun samay aur sthiti ko dekhte hue dhakke dene laga.
"Aahh.. badi jadli thi na tumhe.. ummmm.. ab bas mujhe karne do..", Arjun ne 3 dhakko me he choot ki hadd ko chhu lia tha aur ab wo maadak badan poori tarah aagosh me liye kass kar Alka ke khajane ko lootne laga. Is awastha me chucho ka mardan bas seene se he mumkin tha kyonki geele farsh par ek dusre ke jism ko dheela chhodna galat hota. Alka bhi jald he josh me aa gayi thi. Choot ne pehla hathiyar jald gira diya tha aur ab geeli surang maje se wo tagda khoonta jhelne lagi.
"Aahhh. karte raho.. aahhh.. aahhh.. aise he ... ufff...", Gardan me baahen daale wo har dhakke par sisak rahi thi aur thapp thapp ki awaaj geele sharir par kahi jayda jordar hone lagi. 5 minute me he Alka ka sharir kaampne laga toh Arjun ne dhakke rok diye. Kuch der wo aise he apni is khoobsurat premika ko liye khada raha aur Alka ke sambhalte he alag ho gaya. Wo bas dekhti rahi aur Arjun ne ek pyaara sa chumban karte hue toliya lapet kar vida li.
"baaki raat me.", Arjun apni parwah kiye bina bas Alka ko tript kar gaya tha. Wo bhi jald he khud ko thik karke kamre me chali aayi jaha ab sirf toliya aur kapde he bister par the. Arjun darwaja bahar se laga kar hall me ja chuka tha.
'Isliye pyaar karti hu tumse. Lekin ho pakke gadhe, wo bhi bade wale..ouch.. kya haalat kari hai meri choot ki tumne.. laal he kar di 5 minute me.. aahh.. I love you donkey.', Alka ne choot ko sehlate hue baaki kapde pehne aur toliya utha kar bahar aa gayi jaha Aarti bhi abhi abhi aayi thi.
"Arjun kaha hai?", Alka ke is sawaal par Aarti ne bhi naa me sar hila diya.
"Mujhe kya pata. Wo toh naha kar sone wala tha na aur tum us kamre se he naha kar aa rahi ho toh tumhe pata hona chahiye."
"Wo bahar aaya tha toh main nahane chali gayi. Lekin ye toh gayab hai.", Alka ne jaali wale darwaje se bahar dekha toh car bhi khadi thi par ye darwaja khula tha.
"Bahar he gaya hai kyonki darwaja tumne mere saamne band kiya tha."
"Samajh gayi, wo doodh wagairah lene gaya hoga kyonki ghar me rojana wala samaan toh hai nahi. Waise wo paidal he kyu gaya?", Ab Aarti he jawaab deti hui sawaal karne lagi.
"Mujhe kya pata ke paidal kyu gaya? Waise bhi Arjun udhar bhi toh galiyon me kayi baar paidal he bhatakne nikal jata hai. Chal chhod ye sab aur bata ke raat ke liye tujhe wo setting manjur hai jo main car me bata rahi thi.?", Alka kutilta se hansti hui Aarti se lipat kar kehne lagi. Alka ki chikni makhmali taange behad aakarshak thi aur Aarti khud bhi ek unnatt sondarya se bharpoor nav-youvana. Dono ke he jiwan ko mehkane wala ek he shaksh tha aur us ko le kar inme kahi koyi dvesh upajane ki jagah rishta majboot he hua tha.
"Aaj yar tu he so Arjun ke sath, mujhe us sab ke baad araam chahiye hota hai jo naseeb nahi hone wala. Aur wo kaunsa dur rehta hai, kabhi bhi reh sakti hu uske sath. Lekin tumhe yaha ghar se dur is din ko atche se enjoy karna chahiye Arjun ke sath.", Aarti ne masti bhare sawaal ka jawaab bade he pyaar aur parwah se diye toh Alka ne mooh bana liya.
"Aisa karte hai ke pehle ek baar tu 2 ghante baatchit kar lena uske sath. Neend atchi aayegi aur phir sahi time par wo mere pas aa jayega agar tujhe alag he sona hai toh. Ya phir tu so jana aur main wahi aa jaungi agar tujhe dikkat na ho toh.", Ab Aarti muskura uthi.
"Tumne Ritu ko bigada hai ya Ritu ne tumhe? Matlab tum mujhe bhi dekhna chahti ho aur fir dikhana bhi chahti ho. Besharam kahi ki."
"Maja aata hai na yar dekhne me. Maine Ritu ko dekha tha ek baar aur usne mujhe bhi. Sach kahu toh isme bhi ajeeb sa maja aata hai yar. Lekin Arjun is maamle me thoda sanjida hai aur wo ek sath toh dono ko ek he bister par pyaar karne se raha lekin tujhe soya dekh kar mere sath kar sakta hai. Jo maja maine aur Ritu ne liya hai wahi main tujhe dena chahti hu bas.", Alka ne jaise he ye spasht kiya Aarti ke chehre par laali chaa gayi, khoobsurat toh wo bhi Ritu ke jaisi he thi.
"Dhatt.. main so jaungi aur phir jo chahe karna tum dono. Kam se kam tumhe ye toh rahega ki kisi ke pas tumne wo sab kiya. Jaanti hu tumhe bhi ye maja he lena hai.", Aarti ne bhi sach he kaha tha.
"Haan yar. Ye bhi baat sahi hai ke main aisa karna chahti hu aur Ritu ke sath toh aisa kabhi bhi ho sakta hai lekin Arjun ko bhi chhedne ke maje lene hai yaha. Chal wo jab aayega tab dekhenge. Filhal toh ye baal sukhane hai jinhe sambhalna he apne aap me poori mehnat hai.", Toliya utha kar Alka baalo ko sukhane bahar ki taraf chal di.
"Oh pagal teri nikkar bata rahi hai ke andar panty bhi nahi hai. Kisi ne dekh liya toh accident he na ho jaye."
"Apna toh fir bhi kuch nahi jata. Hahaha. Waise kamaal ke hai na mere hips? Tere jija ko bahot pasand hai ye aur mauka laga toh dekh lena wo inhe bhi pyaar karne se nai hatega.", Darwaja kholti Alka ne hanste hue jawaab diya tha lekin fir gaand ki darar me ghusi wo saleti dheeli nikkar bahar ki taraf kheench li.
"Chhiii.. wo udhar bhi pyaar karta hai? Aur sachmuch tumhare ye bilkul alag se hai. Aise toh Komal didi ke bhi nahi hai aur Madhuri didi ke bade ya chaude honge lekin tumhare toh jaise muscles ki tarah alag he ubhre hue hai."
"Naram bhi hai darling. Bahot mehnat ki hai inke upar tabhi toh 28 kamar hone par bhi jeanst 32 wali leni padti hai skin-tight me. Hahaha.. Tere bhi kuch kam nahi hai aur ek na ek din wo tere sath bhi yaha karega jarur.", Alka bahar dhoop me chali gayi Aarti ko sharam aur uljhan me chhod kar.
'Pata hai ke wo yaha karega lekin itna bada ... chhi.. kya sochne lagi main. Seedha he thik hai sabkuch.. waise karega toh rokungi nai.. Alka keh rahi hai toh atcha he laga hoga. fatt. jo ho dekha jayega.'
Udhar ghar se bahar nikalte he Arjun ko Gurdeep takar gayi thi jiski aankhon me jaane ekaek kitni he khushi umad aayi thi is jivant uphar ho saamne khada dekh. Aankhon se he kuch baatein karne ke baad wo scooty par aap he peech ho gayi thi jis se Arjun jaha jaa raha ho waha uske sath he chal sake. Park nikalne ki he deri thi ki Gurdeep ke motte sudol ubhaar Arjun ki peeth par aa tike.
"Phone toh kar sakte the ne ke aaj aa rahe ho. Abhi ghar wapis aa rahi thi toh dikh gaye nahi toh kya pata janaab bina mile he rafuchakkar ho jaate.", Gurdeep ki ye pyaari shikayat Arjun ko bhi atchi lagi jo muskura raha tha bas.
"Tum na sachmuch Basanti he ho jo radio ki tarah chalu ho jaati hai. Jab aaya tha toh sabse pehle aunty ji se he mila tha aur abhi bas naha kar ghar se nikla hu samaan le kar aur dekho hum mil gaye. Waise dhoop me laal hone ka kya kaaran tha?"
"Rehne do tum haan nahi toh. Dil lootne ke baad poochte ho ke main chain se toh hu. Pata hai ab toh dil bhi nahi lagta mera aur isliye 12 se 2 ki ek class lagwai hai yahi pas me. Ab aaye ho toh mere sath bina samay bitaye jaane nahi dene wali main. Keh deti hu. Waise abhi 2-3 din toh rahoge he na yaha?", Dono jaise he us khuli market me aaye toh ek taraf scooty khadi karte hue Arjun ko thoda kass kar Gurdeep ne ek baar khud se dabaya aur turant utar gayi. Arjun jaanta tha ki ek tadap toh Gurdeep me bhi kahi jyada bhar chuki hai.
"Kal dopahar me nikalna hai wapis humko aur mere sath is baar Alka didi bhi aayi hai. Agar tumhe time bitana hai toh Aarti aur Alka didi ko ghante 2 ghante ke liye vyast karna hoga. Waise sachmuch pyari lag rahi ho pehle se bhi jyada.", Arjun bhi Gurdeep ko nirash nahi karna chahta tha lekin wo uske sath Alka-Aarti ke hote ekant samay bhi nahi bita sakta tha. Aur shaam ko toh unhe 4-5 jagah jana bhi jaruri tha market se samaan lene ke sath sath. Dono he us departmental store tak dheemi chaal se badhne lage.
"Wo toh main kar he dungi aur kaho toh yaha se jaate he. Tum batao ke sachmuch tum mere sath waqt bitana chahte ho?"
"Ab ye sawaal galat kiya hai tumne. Maine kaha na ke meri bas yahi majburi hai aur hamare pas milne ki ek he jagah hai, chacha ji wala ghar. Raat me mumkin nahi hai aur shaam ko busy rehne wale hai cards dene me aur kuch samaan lene me. Kal savere ka toh Afsana ki taraf nashta bata rahi thi Aarti. Tum he batao main kya kar sakta hu aise me?", Is dauran he dono dukaan tak chale aaye aur Arjun doodh, bread, dahi, biscuit aadi lene laga. Tab tak Gurdeep bhi jaise fainsla kar chuki thi ki kaise samay nikalna hai.
"Chalo phir aur dekhna main kaise hum dono ke liye sab arrange karti hu wo bhi 5 minute me. Lekin abhi Aarti ko matt batana ke hum mile hai.", Is baar scooty Gurdeep ke hath thi aur Arjun bhi soch raha tha ke ye Basanti jaane ab kaunsa drama banane wali hai. Park ke modd par he wo Arjun ko utaar kar wapis kahi jaane ke liye mudd gayi thi aur Arjun yaha se 20 kadam dur apne ghar chal diya. Alka usko baal sukhati he mili thi aangan me.
"Toh Aarti thik keh rahi thi ki tum yahi sab lene gaye hoge. Waah kya baat hai. Bade samajhdar ho tum toh.", Alka ke lambe chamakdar khule baalo ko niharte hue Arjun muskurata hua uske sath he andar hall me aa gaya. Aarti ne bhi Alka ko samaan ki taraf ishara karte hue apni baat sahi saabit karwai.
"Haan, aap logo ne coffee bhi peeni hoti hai toh doodh chahiye he tha. Dahi waise he le lia kyunki Alka ko pasand hai cheeni mila kar khana. Ab main sone laga hu thodi der aur jab kahi jana ho toh bata dena bas.", Arjun ne purse fridge ke upar rakhne ke baad tshirt utaar kar hatho me he pakde hue kamre ka rukh kiya. Wo baniyan aur jeans me he bister par leit gaya tha. Mushkil se abhi 5-7 minute he gujre the ki hall me rakha phone ghanghanane laga.
"Hello.", Aarti ne handle uthaya toh socha ghar se phone hoga kyonki yaad bhi nahi raha tha batana pahuchne ke baare me. Lekin yaha dusri taraf khaas saheli Afsana thi.
"Hum naraaj hain aapse Aarti. Aisi bhi kya berukhi jo aapke aane ka ilm hume kahi aur se ho?"
"Oh meri pyari banno, ek toh ye ilm-vilm jaise bhari words matt he bola kar aur yar tujhe bataya tha ke hum ek ya do din tak aane wale hai. Bas aaj ka thoda ekdum bann gaya toh yaad nahi raha. Waise shaam ko toh aane he wale hai tere pas."
"Gustakhi toh ye aapse hui hai chahe bewaqt he aana mukammal hua lekin bataya toh yaha aane par ja sakta tha. Aap abhi hamari rihayesh tashrif la rahi hai aur dopher ka khana sath me rahega. Ammi ko humne ittila kar diya hai aur aage aap hukumaraan hai."
"Yaar Afsa thoda reham khaya kar please. Teri ye urdu atchi lagti hai lekin thoda kam kar aur aunty ji ko bata he diya hai toh main aati hu lekin unhe bol de khana hum khaa chuke hai toh jehmat na uthaye. Milti hu thodi der me."
"Intjaar me hai hum yahaan. Aap kahe toh lene bhi aa sakte hai."
"Dhoop me bahar nai nikalna aur main aa jati hu.", Aarti ki sabse khaas saheli Afsana he thi ya aisa kehna behtar rahega ki Afsana ki rehbo-khaas sirf Aarti he thi. Uske bulane par Aarti na jaa kar dil nahi dukhana chahti thi. Turant he Aarti ne Alka ko bhi tayaar hone ko keh diya.
"Yaar jana jaruri hai?"
"Chalte hai na yar Alka, tumhe sachmuch atcha lagega aur Afsana ne bhi khaas bulaya hai toh chahe thodi he der ke liye sahi lekin chal padd yaar."
"Mujhe toh koyi dikkat nahi hai ulta teri saheli se mil kar atcha he lagega. Waise Arjun ko leke jayegi? Ghar dur hai toh leke jana he padega aur wo abhi soya hai isliye mana kar rahi thi main jaane se."
"Pareshaan mat ho behan, Afsana ka ghar ye park se aage he gali ke andar hai. Aur apne yaha toh darne wali baat bhi nahi hai kyonki ye ek he mohalla hai aur sabhi jaan-pehchan wale hai."
"Jeans weans se toh unhe koyi pareshani nahi hone wali na?"
"Koyi pareshani nahi hone wali. Zubeida didi ko dekh lena, muslim ladkiyon ke baare me khayal badal jayenge."
"Phir toh chalte hai teri Afsana aur Zubeida didi se milne. Card bhi sath he le le jis se kaam bhi nibat jaye aur Arjun ko bata bhi de. Main tayaar hoti hu.", Alka ne baalo me rubber bandha aur wahi jeans aur top pehan ne Aarti ke kamre me jaane lagi.
"Bahar se he band karke chalte hai na. Sone de usko aur itna kuch jhanjhat nahi hai."
"Nahi. Bata kar jana jaruri hai yar. Usko thodi na pata hoga ki hum dono kaha gaye hai agar uth gaya toh. Khamkha pareshan hoga bechara."
"Bol deti hu baba.", Aarti ne Arjun ko bata diya tha ke wo kaha ja rahi hai aur 4-5 baje tak wapsi ho jayegi. Arjun ne unhe chhodne ki baat kahi lekin Aarti ne saaf mana kar diya.
"Phone number telephone ke pas he Afsana Hussain ke naam se likha hai. Agar kuch baat karni ho toh mila lena. Aram karo fir shaam ko bahot kaam rehne wala hai.", Arjun ke dimaag ne aaj Gurdeep ko maan liya tha. Sachmuch sardarni bholi begam nahi thi sirf. Dono ko Arjun Park se aage Afsana ki gali tak fir bhi chhod kar he aaya tha aur aate ke sath he sofe par pajama tshirt pehne khili hui Gurdeep mili.
"Ab toh kundi laga do."
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