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apko update pasand aaya yea sun kar khusi huye... stay tuned ... 
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apko update pasand aaya yea sun kar khusi huye... stay tuned.. aagla update jald he post hongajarur bhai, aap likhte raheyea
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main us 70+ admi ko dekh kar soch raha tha ki yea hai kon? tabhi piche sai kisine mere kandhe par haath rakh dia
-tum yaha kya kar rahe ho?
aur yea aabaz kisi aurat ki lagg rahe the,
yea daadi . unhone mujhe pakad lia aab mai kya karu?, aab mai kon sa bahana banayu ya phir sakt sai baath karu taki main yea saab sochne lagg jata hu aur dhere sai piche mudta hu ki
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main mann mai-yea to daadi nahi hai
-maaf kijiyea ga main tumko koi aur samjhe, baise tum ho kon aur aaj chutti ki din aadar kayse?
bo mujhe ghur kar dekh rahe the thode der. sayad pahechanne ki koshish kar rahe the
main-main yaha ka .......
-tum kuch jane pahechane lagg rahe ho? ,aap .. aap yaha kai naye zamindaar ji hai na ?, haan aap wahe hai
kya main itna famous ho chuka hu ki mujhe logg janne lage hai aur yea hai kon
main-aap kon hai ?
-main yaha ki principal arundhati hu , aap yaha kya kar rahe hai zamindaar ji?
main-wo ghumne aaya tha yaha
arundhati-aap ghumne aaye hai aapki daadi kai saath
main-daadi ? wo yaha kya kar rahe hai ,mujhe nahi pata ki bo yaha hai(main jhoot bol deta hu)
arundhati-(ek smile kai saath) haan bo har shaal yaha school mai daan karti hai . aayeayea mai apko school dekhati hu
wo mujhe school dekhane lagg gaye , aur mujhe batane lagi ki har shaal daadaji yaha daan dete the aur 2 shaal kai aaspas ho gaye hai daadi de rahe hai. wo mujhe kuch detail main baath bata rahe the ki school chalta kayse , aur mujhe to yea detail janne mai koi parwha nahi the.
arundhati ki baath sun kar mujhe aaysa feel hone laga jayse bo mujhe jante ho , wo baise he baath kar rahe thee sayad mera bahem bhi ho sakta hai waisa mene soch tabhi maine dekha ki office sai daadi nikal kar kahe aur ja rahe the the to mai thoda chup gaya tab arundhati mujhe ise tarha dekh kar apne mu mai haath de kar hasne lagi
main-aap has kyu rahe ho
arundhati-lagta hai aap chup kar yaha aaye ho ? lagta hai aap aapne daadi ka peecha kar rahe ho?
main- haan to . aap ko ise mamle mai tang nahi ladani chaheyea , aur aap ko ise baare mai kisi ko kuch math batayegi samajh gaye na aap
arundhati-hehe jarur beta , mera matlab zamindaar ji
main-kya matlab beta??
arundhati- sayad maine aapko mere baare mai thik sai bataya nahi , main aapki daadaji ki choti bahen hu arundhati rathor
main shock ho gaya yea sun kar aur unko he dekh raha tha apne aakhe fad kar
arundhati-chinta math karo beta main aapki daadi ko kuch nahi batayungi
main-aap, aap mere dadaji ki choti bahen yani aap
arundhati-sahi samjhe aap akash beta
main-lakin aap to 70 ki aaspaas ki nahi lagti
arundhati-hehehe itne buddhi nahi hu main hehe, aabhi mere umar hi kya hai sweet 49
main- aap to daadaji sai kafe young ho aur mere daadi sai bhi to bo kayse
arundhati-main kafe choti hu un dono sai ise liyea
main-phir bhi aap mujhe kayse janti ho main to aapko janta bhi nahi
arundhati-tumhe sayad yaad nahi hai main ek baare mile hu tumsai beta kafe shaal pahele tab tum nange daudte the poore ghar main, tab mujhe nahi pata tha ki wahe ladka bada hokar zamindaar ban kar apne he maa sai ........
arundhati mere ser par haath rakh kar muskara di aur yea baath sun kar mere bahut kuch heat ho gaya tha
arundhati--hehe kabita lucky hai
main-wait ,aap maa ko jante ho, ya maa aapko
arundhati-ek baar he mili hu beta
main-to aap naani ki secret kai baare mai kuch jante ho?
arundhati-hehe kafe mazedaar secret hai unke , aache sai picha karo jaan jayoge tum hehehhe...
arundhati mere gal mai ek kiss dati hai aur hass dati hai aur mud kar chali jati hai ,
main uske dekh kar soochne laga yea dadaji ki choti bahen hai itne mast aurat to iska marlab yea chote dadaji ki bhi bahen hai matlab pratab ...... to bo
main poochna chahata tha pratab kai baare mai tab arundhati ja chuke the ,main seedha daud kar bahar ki taraf jata hu jaha gatekeeper khada tha
main-wo , wo bujurg aadmi jo 2 gadi lekar aaya tha bo kon hai ?
gatekeeper-lagta hai aap naye hai yaha.. wo pratab ji hai
main seedha ghar chala jata hu aur ghar ki piche thoda tahel kar sochne lagta hu ki main galat to nahi hu ,sayad daadi aaysa kuch main involve bhi na ho aur yea sab mera bahem ho lakin phir bhi wo aurat , matlab daadaji ki bahen arundhati ne aaysa kyu kaha ki daadi ka secret mazedaar hai , yea kaysa secret hota jo mazedaar ho .kya arundhati daadi?, daadi bolna sahi hoga ek 50 age ki
aurat ko ya phir aunty ?....... khair chodo .. to bo jante hai yea secret? daadi ka secret
main bas ghum raha tha ki waha chawal ki boriya rakhi huye ek kamre sai mujhe aabaze sunai deti hai
-----ohhhh ohhhhhhhh ohhhhh ohhhohhhohhh ohh ohhh maaa ohhhhhh ohhh ohhhhh
main-aab yea kon hai? lagta hai dekhna padega
(aandar aur koi nahi balki ravi tha aur uske haath main uske maa ka photo tha yani kamini ka aur jisko bo dekh kar hilane main lagg gaya tha
ravi mann he mann mai-oohhhhh ohhhhh maaa ohhhh kamini ahhhhhh kitne hoot mai maa ohhhhhh , oh ohhhhh akash bhai ka lund aaysa sahalati hai manoo ohhh unke lodi hoo ahhh bahen ki lousi maa ohhh , ahh pata nahi bhaiya sai kis tarha chudhwati hoge ahhh aur bhaiya kayse kayse lete honge maa ki ohhh ohh
ravi aapne mann hai apne maa ki prati gandi khayal la kar muth maarne mai laga huya tha us kamre mai
main --- kon hai yaha , ravi kya tum ho
main jayse he darbaza kholta hu tab ravi aachanak sai ruk jata hai aur pant thik karta hai ,main sochne lagta hu ki yea kar kya raha hai ise store room mai
main-ravi tum kar kya rahe ho yaha
ravi dhere sai mudta hai
ravi-woo, wo main dekhne aaya tha store room ko
tab mere nazar che jati hai to main uske tant bane huye pant ko dekh kar samajh jata hu ki yea hila raha tha yaha
main-mujhe lagg raha hai tum kuch aur he kar rahe the
ravi-nahi, nahi to mai bas ghumne aaya tha ,sachi sachi bhai, main.. mujhe padhai karne hai
ravi daudte huye waha sai chala jata hai
main-yea yaha aakar hilata hai , aur mere kuch maa kahene ki aabaz suna, iska matlab yea kamini kai naam sai to nahi hila raha hai , sach mai apne maa ki naam par haha
tabhi mere phone ring hoti hai aur yea phone mohanlal ne kia tha
main-haan boliyea
mohanlal-zamindaar ji plan thoda change ho gaya hai
main-maltab
mohanlal-lagta hai jaldi thoda jana padega delhi ,aap aapna faisla jald le
main-thik hai jarur mohanlal ji
main phone rakh deta hu aur ravi kai uper haas kar ghar ki taraf badhta hu ...
kuch din baadh--
main daadi ki uper nazar rakhta ja raha tha lakin unke baare mai kuch bhi pata nahi chal raha tha aur kafe dino sai bo paise bhi nahi de rahe the nanaji ko , main
main kafe dino sai papa sai baath nahi kia tha to socha thoda baath kar leta hu
main-hello papa kayse ho
papa-thik hu beta mera matlab zamindaar ji
main-aap beta bula sakte hai papa
papa-hmmm
main-to aapki bahu kayse hai?
papa- wo thik hai beta , fit ho rahe hai aur doctor ne bhi kaha hai ki bo jald he taiyaar ho jayenge aur ghar me yoga bhi kar rahe hai to ........
main-hmm to aap aapne bahu ko yoga karte dekhrahe ho ? aapko sarm nahi aarahe ghar mai ek jaban bahu hai to line maroge hahahaha
papa-haha nazar padd jati hai kya kare , aur jald he sayad humara bhi talag hone wala hai
main- hmm papa aapne mere aur maa ki liyea sab kuch kia aab aapne lia bhi kuch kyu nahi sochte ho
papa-mere zindage tum dono sai he hai beta ko aapne liye kya sochna aur apne baare mai soch kar he aur kya karunga.. aap mere zindagi mai aur hai kon
main-to phir sai ek naye zindage suru kyu nahi karte ?, maze kyu nahi lete zindage kai, ek kaam kyu nahi karte aur apna panic ki surgery kyu nahi karwate ?
papa-yea?, yea kya bol rahe ho beta
main-sahi bol raha hu papa, aap doctor sai dikhaoo aur aapne surgury karwaloo jo ho sake karo lakin sefty kai saath
papa-lakin
main-lakin baikin kuch nahi , main ghar ka mard kai hisab sai bol raha hu karo jo kaha jaye
papa-thik hai beta ,main jarur doctor sai milunga
main-yea hue na baath.. hehe, maa hai ?
papa-haan beta
main-to phone to dijiyea
papa maa ko phone de dete hai
maa-heello
main-kitne pyaar sai hello bol dati ho lakin khud thik sai call to karte nahi
maa-karte to hu tujhe aau kitne phone karu
main-jitna apne bahen sai phone mai baath karte hu usse jayda
maa-aachaa mere sang itna baath karne ki itcha hai
main-haan kafe
maa-to khud kyu nahi phone karta rojjjj
main-bo main
maa-haan sab sambhalte thak jata hai janti hu
main-tumko to sab pata hai mere baare mai
maa-haan tere pal pal ki jankari lati hu apne bahen sai
main-bahen sai mere jankari to bass nahi leti hogi aur kya baath karte ho usse
maa-wo tujhe kyu batayu main bhala, yea aurato ki baath hai
main-to mujhe bhi samil kar lo mujhe bhi baath sunnte hai tum dono baheno ki
maa-hehe tu kya karega humari chugliyaa sun kar
main-maze lunga aur kya
maa-hehe maze sai yaad aaya , us kamini ko kuch jaydan aacha bana dia hai maze le le kar
main-hehe usko samjhaya to samajh gaye
maa-aachaa?!!! kayse samjhaya jo samajh gaye? jor lagakar kya?
main-haha bo thoda jor to lagana padta hai maa
maa-to mere upar zor kab lagayega
main-tum jab thik ho jaogi haha , aagle baar jor to apne bache ki liyea lagaayunga maa , dogi naa
maa-haan mere bachee, main tujhe bachaa jarur dungi
main-haha bo to main aapko dunga maa
maa-aachaa de deta mere kogg mai apna bachaa (maa sarmate huye bolte hai)
main-bas bachaa hone do maa uske baadh main he tera saara doodh peyunga
maa-badmash kahika
main-hehe
tabhi mere phone main dushre taraf sai call aata hai
main-maa mai tujhe baadh mai call karta hu aap call cut kar do
maa-thik hai mere raja beta
maa call cut kar dati hai tab dushre call ko atten karta hu
----aapki nanaji kafe jald baji mai nikal rahe hai zamindaar ji aur bo aapki ganv ki taraf he ja rahe hai
main-thik hai
main ghar ki taraf ja raha tha ki tabhi tabhi kamla bhi ghar ki kaam kar rahe thee
main- kamla
kamla-ji malik
main-tum chutti kyu nahi le leti aur jate jate manju ko bhi le kar jaoo
kamla-lakin kaam.....
main-jaooo bhi
kamla aur kuch na bolti hai aur manju ko le kar apne ghar chali jati hai main nahi chahata tha ki daadi khud paise le kar jaye taki main dono ko ek saath range haath pakad kar sawal pooch saku ki yea paise kyu de rahe hai bo bhi mujhsai bina poochee, dhere dhere sham hone lagg jati hai aur 7 bajhne he wali hote hai ki
daadi- kamla kaha hai
kamini-wo pata nahi bo aaj jald he chutti le kar chali gaye
daadi-usko aabhi he jana thaaa
daadi ko aur koi rasta nahi sujhta aur khud jane ki baare mai sochte hai kyu ki bo aur kisi par bharosha nahi kar pa rahe thee. bo apne saree mai paise chupaye apne ghar ki pichki raste ki taraf badhne lagti hai haath mai ek tourch lia. bo iidhar uudhar dekhne lagti hai ki koi usko dekh to nahi raha aur jab bo sure ho jati hai tab bo apne bagiche ki aur sai piche ki raste ki aur badhne
lagti hai
main khus tha ki aaj daadi ko khud aana he padd raha hai paise dene aur aaj mai yea raaj ki baath daadi sai jaan kar he rahunga yea sooch kar maine daadi sai thode duri bana kar chup chup kar tress ka sahara lete huye piche ja raha tha aur tab mujhe waha ek aadmi khada ki parchai dekhadene lagta hai jaha daadi chal kar ja rahe thee, aur yea aadmi naanaji he the
main thoda dabi pairo kai istamal kar ki unke thode paas jane lagg jata hu
daadi-yea lo paise
naanaji-dhanyabad badi malkin aapki maherbani
daadi-kab tak yu mujsai paise lete rahoge ,aapke yea gandi harkar chod kyu dete
naanaji-chodne ki koshish kar raha hu lakin chod nahi pa raha hu
daadi-to aur koshish karo ,chut jayega
naana-aap saath dete to chooth jata badi malkin
yea bol kar naan daadi ki haath pakad lete hai aur main yaha thoda shock ho jata hu ki yea ho kya raha hai tabhi
daadi- dekhyea koi dekh sakta hai hume yaha
naana-koi nahi hai yaha par aaur aap humsai milne kyu nahi aarahe hai yaha , main kya itna bura ho gaya hu aapki liyea jo mujhe khud paisa nahi dene kai liyea nahi aarahe hai aap
daadi-dekhiyea yea sab aur thik nahi hai
naana-sab thik hai badi malkin
yea bol kar naana daadi ko gale sai laga lete hai aur yea dekh kar main sochne lagta hu----
--yea ..yea kya ho raha hai , daadi ise umar mai nanaji kai saath
............matlab, main kya kya soch raha tha aur yea...
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main us 70+ admi ko dekh kar soch raha tha ki yea hai kon? tabhi piche sai kisine mere kandhe par haath rakh dia
-tum yaha kya kar rahe ho?
aur yea aabaz kisi aurat ki lagg rahe the,
yea daadi . unhone mujhe pakad lia aab mai kya karu?, aab mai kon sa bahana banayu ya phir sakt sai baath karu taki main yea saab sochne lagg jata hu aur dhere sai piche mudta hu ki
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main mann mai-yea to daadi nahi hai
-maaf kijiyea ga main tumko koi aur samjhe, baise tum ho kon aur aaj chutti ki din aadar kayse?
bo mujhe ghur kar dekh rahe the thode der. sayad pahechanne ki koshish kar rahe the
main-main yaha ka .......
-tum kuch jane pahechane lagg rahe ho? ,aap .. aap yaha kai naye zamindaar ji hai na ?, haan aap wahe hai
kya main itna famous ho chuka hu ki mujhe logg janne lage hai aur yea hai kon
main-aap kon hai ?
-main yaha ki principal arundhati hu , aap yaha kya kar rahe hai zamindaar ji?
main-wo ghumne aaya tha yaha
arundhati-aap ghumne aaye hai aapki daadi kai saath
main-daadi ? wo yaha kya kar rahe hai ,mujhe nahi pata ki bo yaha hai(main jhoot bol deta hu)
arundhati-(ek smile kai saath) haan bo har shaal yaha school mai daan karti hai . aayeayea mai apko school dekhati hu
wo mujhe school dekhane lagg gaye , aur mujhe batane lagi ki har shaal daadaji yaha daan dete the aur 2 shaal kai aaspas ho gaye hai daadi de rahe hai. wo mujhe kuch detail main baath bata rahe the ki school chalta kayse , aur mujhe to yea detail janne mai koi parwha nahi the.
arundhati ki baath sun kar mujhe aaysa feel hone laga jayse bo mujhe jante ho , wo baise he baath kar rahe thee sayad mera bahem bhi ho sakta hai waisa mene soch tabhi maine dekha ki office sai daadi nikal kar kahe aur ja rahe the the to mai thoda chup gaya tab arundhati mujhe ise tarha dekh kar apne mu mai haath de kar hasne lagi
main-aap has kyu rahe ho
arundhati-lagta hai aap chup kar yaha aaye ho ? lagta hai aap aapne daadi ka peecha kar rahe ho?
main- haan to . aap ko ise mamle mai tang nahi ladani chaheyea , aur aap ko ise baare mai kisi ko kuch math batayegi samajh gaye na aap
arundhati-hehe jarur beta , mera matlab zamindaar ji
main-kya matlab beta??
arundhati- sayad maine aapko mere baare mai thik sai bataya nahi , main aapki daadaji ki choti bahen hu arundhati rathor
main shock ho gaya yea sun kar aur unko he dekh raha tha apne aakhe fad kar
arundhati-chinta math karo beta main aapki daadi ko kuch nahi batayungi
main-aap, aap mere dadaji ki choti bahen yani aap
arundhati-sahi samjhe aap akash beta
main-lakin aap to 70 ki aaspaas ki nahi lagti
arundhati-hehehe itne buddhi nahi hu main hehe, aabhi mere umar hi kya hai sweet 49
main- aap to daadaji sai kafe young ho aur mere daadi sai bhi to bo kayse
arundhati-main kafe choti hu un dono sai ise liyea
main-phir bhi aap mujhe kayse janti ho main to aapko janta bhi nahi
arundhati-tumhe sayad yaad nahi hai main ek baare mile hu tumsai beta kafe shaal pahele tab tum nange daudte the poore ghar main, tab mujhe nahi pata tha ki wahe ladka bada hokar zamindaar ban kar apne he maa sai ........
arundhati mere ser par haath rakh kar muskara di aur yea baath sun kar mere bahut kuch heat ho gaya tha
arundhati--hehe kabita lucky hai
main-wait ,aap maa ko jante ho, ya maa aapko
arundhati-ek baar he mili hu beta
main-to aap naani ki secret kai baare mai kuch jante ho?
arundhati-hehe kafe mazedaar secret hai unke , aache sai picha karo jaan jayoge tum hehehhe...
arundhati mere gal mai ek kiss dati hai aur hass dati hai aur mud kar chali jati hai ,
main uske dekh kar soochne laga yea dadaji ki choti bahen hai itne mast aurat to iska marlab yea chote dadaji ki bhi bahen hai matlab pratab ...... to bo
main poochna chahata tha pratab kai baare mai tab arundhati ja chuke the ,main seedha daud kar bahar ki taraf jata hu jaha gatekeeper khada tha
main-wo , wo bujurg aadmi jo 2 gadi lekar aaya tha bo kon hai ?
gatekeeper-lagta hai aap naye hai yaha.. wo pratab ji hai
main seedha ghar chala jata hu aur ghar ki piche thoda tahel kar sochne lagta hu ki main galat to nahi hu ,sayad daadi aaysa kuch main involve bhi na ho aur yea sab mera bahem ho lakin phir bhi wo aurat , matlab daadaji ki bahen arundhati ne aaysa kyu kaha ki daadi ka secret mazedaar hai , yea kaysa secret hota jo mazedaar ho .kya arundhati daadi?, daadi bolna sahi hoga ek 50 age ki
aurat ko ya phir aunty ?....... khair chodo .. to bo jante hai yea secret? daadi ka secret
main bas ghum raha tha ki waha chawal ki boriya rakhi huye ek kamre sai mujhe aabaze sunai deti hai
-----ohhhh ohhhhhhhh ohhhhh ohhhohhhohhh ohh ohhh maaa ohhhhhh ohhh ohhhhh
main-aab yea kon hai? lagta hai dekhna padega
(aandar aur koi nahi balki ravi tha aur uske haath main uske maa ka photo tha yani kamini ka aur jisko bo dekh kar hilane main lagg gaya tha
ravi mann he mann mai-oohhhhh ohhhhh maaa ohhhh kamini ahhhhhh kitne hoot mai maa ohhhhhh , oh ohhhhh akash bhai ka lund aaysa sahalati hai manoo ohhh unke lodi hoo ahhh bahen ki lousi maa ohhh , ahh pata nahi bhaiya sai kis tarha chudhwati hoge ahhh aur bhaiya kayse kayse lete honge maa ki ohhh ohh
ravi aapne mann hai apne maa ki prati gandi khayal la kar muth maarne mai laga huya tha us kamre mai
main --- kon hai yaha , ravi kya tum ho
main jayse he darbaza kholta hu tab ravi aachanak sai ruk jata hai aur pant thik karta hai ,main sochne lagta hu ki yea kar kya raha hai ise store room mai
main-ravi tum kar kya rahe ho yaha
ravi dhere sai mudta hai
ravi-woo, wo main dekhne aaya tha store room ko
tab mere nazar che jati hai to main uske tant bane huye pant ko dekh kar samajh jata hu ki yea hila raha tha yaha
main-mujhe lagg raha hai tum kuch aur he kar rahe the
ravi-nahi, nahi to mai bas ghumne aaya tha ,sachi sachi bhai, main.. mujhe padhai karne hai
ravi daudte huye waha sai chala jata hai
main-yea yaha aakar hilata hai , aur mere kuch maa kahene ki aabaz suna, iska matlab yea kamini kai naam sai to nahi hila raha hai , sach mai apne maa ki naam par haha
tabhi mere phone ring hoti hai aur yea phone mohanlal ne kia tha
main-haan boliyea
mohanlal-zamindaar ji plan thoda change ho gaya hai
main-maltab
mohanlal-lagta hai jaldi thoda jana padega delhi ,aap aapna faisla jald le
main-thik hai jarur mohanlal ji
main phone rakh deta hu aur ravi kai uper haas kar ghar ki taraf badhta hu ...
kuch din baadh--
main daadi ki uper nazar rakhta ja raha tha lakin unke baare mai kuch bhi pata nahi chal raha tha aur kafe dino sai bo paise bhi nahi de rahe the nanaji ko , main
main kafe dino sai papa sai baath nahi kia tha to socha thoda baath kar leta hu
main-hello papa kayse ho
papa-thik hu beta mera matlab zamindaar ji
main-aap beta bula sakte hai papa
papa-hmmm
main-to aapki bahu kayse hai?
papa- wo thik hai beta , fit ho rahe hai aur doctor ne bhi kaha hai ki bo jald he taiyaar ho jayenge aur ghar me yoga bhi kar rahe hai to ........
main-hmm to aap aapne bahu ko yoga karte dekhrahe ho ? aapko sarm nahi aarahe ghar mai ek jaban bahu hai to line maroge hahahaha
papa-haha nazar padd jati hai kya kare , aur jald he sayad humara bhi talag hone wala hai
main- hmm papa aapne mere aur maa ki liyea sab kuch kia aab aapne lia bhi kuch kyu nahi sochte ho
papa-mere zindage tum dono sai he hai beta ko aapne liye kya sochna aur apne baare mai soch kar he aur kya karunga.. aap mere zindagi mai aur hai kon
main-to phir sai ek naye zindage suru kyu nahi karte ?, maze kyu nahi lete zindage kai, ek kaam kyu nahi karte aur apna panic ki surgery kyu nahi karwate ?
papa-yea?, yea kya bol rahe ho beta
main-sahi bol raha hu papa, aap doctor sai dikhaoo aur aapne surgury karwaloo jo ho sake karo lakin sefty kai saath
papa-lakin
main-lakin baikin kuch nahi , main ghar ka mard kai hisab sai bol raha hu karo jo kaha jaye
papa-thik hai beta ,main jarur doctor sai milunga
main-yea hue na baath.. hehe, maa hai ?
papa-haan beta
main-to phone to dijiyea
papa maa ko phone de dete hai
maa-heello
main-kitne pyaar sai hello bol dati ho lakin khud thik sai call to karte nahi
maa-karte to hu tujhe aau kitne phone karu
main-jitna apne bahen sai phone mai baath karte hu usse jayda
maa-aachaa mere sang itna baath karne ki itcha hai
main-haan kafe
maa-to khud kyu nahi phone karta rojjjj
main-bo main
maa-haan sab sambhalte thak jata hai janti hu
main-tumko to sab pata hai mere baare mai
maa-haan tere pal pal ki jankari lati hu apne bahen sai
main-bahen sai mere jankari to bass nahi leti hogi aur kya baath karte ho usse
maa-wo tujhe kyu batayu main bhala, yea aurato ki baath hai
main-to mujhe bhi samil kar lo mujhe bhi baath sunnte hai tum dono baheno ki
maa-hehe tu kya karega humari chugliyaa sun kar
main-maze lunga aur kya
maa-hehe maze sai yaad aaya , us kamini ko kuch jaydan aacha bana dia hai maze le le kar
main-hehe usko samjhaya to samajh gaye
maa-aachaa?!!! kayse samjhaya jo samajh gaye? jor lagakar kya?
main-haha bo thoda jor to lagana padta hai maa
maa-to mere upar zor kab lagayega
main-tum jab thik ho jaogi haha , aagle baar jor to apne bache ki liyea lagaayunga maa , dogi naa
maa-haan mere bachee, main tujhe bachaa jarur dungi
main-haha bo to main aapko dunga maa
maa-aachaa de deta mere kogg mai apna bachaa (maa sarmate huye bolte hai)
main-bas bachaa hone do maa uske baadh main he tera saara doodh peyunga
maa-badmash kahika
main-hehe
tabhi mere phone main dushre taraf sai call aata hai
main-maa mai tujhe baadh mai call karta hu aap call cut kar do
maa-thik hai mere raja beta
maa call cut kar dati hai tab dushre call ko atten karta hu
----aapki nanaji kafe jald baji mai nikal rahe hai zamindaar ji aur bo aapki ganv ki taraf he ja rahe hai
main-thik hai
main ghar ki taraf ja raha tha ki tabhi tabhi kamla bhi ghar ki kaam kar rahe thee
main- kamla
kamla-ji malik
main-tum chutti kyu nahi le leti aur jate jate manju ko bhi le kar jaoo
kamla-lakin kaam.....
main-jaooo bhi
kamla aur kuch na bolti hai aur manju ko le kar apne ghar chali jati hai main nahi chahata tha ki daadi khud paise le kar jaye taki main dono ko ek saath range haath pakad kar sawal pooch saku ki yea paise kyu de rahe hai bo bhi mujhsai bina poochee, dhere dhere sham hone lagg jati hai aur 7 bajhne he wali hote hai ki
daadi- kamla kaha hai
kamini-wo pata nahi bo aaj jald he chutti le kar chali gaye
daadi-usko aabhi he jana thaaa
daadi ko aur koi rasta nahi sujhta aur khud jane ki baare mai sochte hai kyu ki bo aur kisi par bharosha nahi kar pa rahe thee. bo apne saree mai paise chupaye apne ghar ki pichki raste ki taraf badhne lagti hai haath mai ek tourch lia. bo iidhar uudhar dekhne lagti hai ki koi usko dekh to nahi raha aur jab bo sure ho jati hai tab bo apne bagiche ki aur sai piche ki raste ki aur badhne
lagti hai
main khus tha ki aaj daadi ko khud aana he padd raha hai paise dene aur aaj mai yea raaj ki baath daadi sai jaan kar he rahunga yea sooch kar maine daadi sai thode duri bana kar chup chup kar tress ka sahara lete huye piche ja raha tha aur tab mujhe waha ek aadmi khada ki parchai dekhadene lagta hai jaha daadi chal kar ja rahe thee, aur yea aadmi naanaji he the
main thoda dabi pairo kai istamal kar ki unke thode paas jane lagg jata hu
daadi-yea lo paise
naanaji-dhanyabad badi malkin aapki maherbani
daadi-kab tak yu mujsai paise lete rahoge ,aapke yea gandi harkar chod kyu dete
naanaji-chodne ki koshish kar raha hu lakin chod nahi pa raha hu
daadi-to aur koshish karo ,chut jayega
naana-aap saath dete to chooth jata badi malkin
yea bol kar naan daadi ki haath pakad lete hai aur main yaha thoda shock ho jata hu ki yea ho kya raha hai tabhi
daadi- dekhyea koi dekh sakta hai hume yaha
naana-koi nahi hai yaha par aaur aap humsai milne kyu nahi aarahe hai yaha , main kya itna bura ho gaya hu aapki liyea jo mujhe khud paisa nahi dene kai liyea nahi aarahe hai aap
daadi-dekhiyea yea sab aur thik nahi hai
naana-sab thik hai badi malkin
yea bol kar naana daadi ko gale sai laga lete hai aur yea dekh kar main sochne lagta hu----
--yea ..yea kya ho raha hai , daadi ise umar mai nanaji kai saath
Luffy
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Awesome update bro
Update-59
main us 70+ admi ko dekh kar soch raha tha ki yea hai kon? tabhi piche sai kisine mere kandhe par haath rakh dia
-tum yaha kya kar rahe ho?
aur yea aabaz kisi aurat ki lagg rahe the,
yea daadi . unhone mujhe pakad lia aab mai kya karu?, aab mai kon sa bahana banayu ya phir sakt sai baath karu taki main yea saab sochne lagg jata hu aur dhere sai piche mudta hu ki
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main mann mai-yea to daadi nahi hai
-maaf kijiyea ga main tumko koi aur samjhe, baise tum ho kon aur aaj chutti ki din aadar kayse?
bo mujhe ghur kar dekh rahe the thode der. sayad pahechanne ki koshish kar rahe the
main-main yaha ka .......
-tum kuch jane pahechane lagg rahe ho? ,aap .. aap yaha kai naye zamindaar ji hai na ?, haan aap wahe hai
kya main itna famous ho chuka hu ki mujhe logg janne lage hai aur yea hai kon
main-aap kon hai ?
-main yaha ki principal arundhati hu , aap yaha kya kar rahe hai zamindaar ji?
main-wo ghumne aaya tha yaha
arundhati-aap ghumne aaye hai aapki daadi kai saath
main-daadi ? wo yaha kya kar rahe hai ,mujhe nahi pata ki bo yaha hai(main jhoot bol deta hu)
arundhati-(ek smile kai saath) haan bo har shaal yaha school mai daan karti hai . aayeayea mai apko school dekhati hu
wo mujhe school dekhane lagg gaye , aur mujhe batane lagi ki har shaal daadaji yaha daan dete the aur 2 shaal kai aaspas ho gaye hai daadi de rahe hai. wo mujhe kuch detail main baath bata rahe the ki school chalta kayse , aur mujhe to yea detail janne mai koi parwha nahi the.
arundhati ki baath sun kar mujhe aaysa feel hone laga jayse bo mujhe jante ho , wo baise he baath kar rahe thee sayad mera bahem bhi ho sakta hai waisa mene soch tabhi maine dekha ki office sai daadi nikal kar kahe aur ja rahe the the to mai thoda chup gaya tab arundhati mujhe ise tarha dekh kar apne mu mai haath de kar hasne lagi
main-aap has kyu rahe ho
arundhati-lagta hai aap chup kar yaha aaye ho ? lagta hai aap aapne daadi ka peecha kar rahe ho?
main- haan to . aap ko ise mamle mai tang nahi ladani chaheyea , aur aap ko ise baare mai kisi ko kuch math batayegi samajh gaye na aap
arundhati-hehe jarur beta , mera matlab zamindaar ji
main-kya matlab beta??
arundhati- sayad maine aapko mere baare mai thik sai bataya nahi , main aapki daadaji ki choti bahen hu arundhati rathor
main shock ho gaya yea sun kar aur unko he dekh raha tha apne aakhe fad kar
arundhati-chinta math karo beta main aapki daadi ko kuch nahi batayungi
main-aap, aap mere dadaji ki choti bahen yani aap
arundhati-sahi samjhe aap akash beta
main-lakin aap to 70 ki aaspaas ki nahi lagti
arundhati-hehehe itne buddhi nahi hu main hehe, aabhi mere umar hi kya hai sweet 49
main- aap to daadaji sai kafe young ho aur mere daadi sai bhi to bo kayse
arundhati-main kafe choti hu un dono sai ise liyea
main-phir bhi aap mujhe kayse janti ho main to aapko janta bhi nahi
arundhati-tumhe sayad yaad nahi hai main ek baare mile hu tumsai beta kafe shaal pahele tab tum nange daudte the poore ghar main, tab mujhe nahi pata tha ki wahe ladka bada hokar zamindaar ban kar apne he maa sai ........
arundhati mere ser par haath rakh kar muskara di aur yea baath sun kar mere bahut kuch heat ho gaya tha
arundhati--hehe kabita lucky hai
main-wait ,aap maa ko jante ho, ya maa aapko
arundhati-ek baar he mili hu beta
main-to aap naani ki secret kai baare mai kuch jante ho?
arundhati-hehe kafe mazedaar secret hai unke , aache sai picha karo jaan jayoge tum hehehhe...
arundhati mere gal mai ek kiss dati hai aur hass dati hai aur mud kar chali jati hai ,
main uske dekh kar soochne laga yea dadaji ki choti bahen hai itne mast aurat to iska marlab yea chote dadaji ki bhi bahen hai matlab pratab ...... to bo
main poochna chahata tha pratab kai baare mai tab arundhati ja chuke the ,main seedha daud kar bahar ki taraf jata hu jaha gatekeeper khada tha
main-wo , wo bujurg aadmi jo 2 gadi lekar aaya tha bo kon hai ?
gatekeeper-lagta hai aap naye hai yaha.. wo pratab ji hai
main seedha ghar chala jata hu aur ghar ki piche thoda tahel kar sochne lagta hu ki main galat to nahi hu ,sayad daadi aaysa kuch main involve bhi na ho aur yea sab mera bahem ho lakin phir bhi wo aurat , matlab daadaji ki bahen arundhati ne aaysa kyu kaha ki daadi ka secret mazedaar hai , yea kaysa secret hota jo mazedaar ho .kya arundhati daadi?, daadi bolna sahi hoga ek 50 age ki
aurat ko ya phir aunty ?....... khair chodo .. to bo jante hai yea secret? daadi ka secret
main bas ghum raha tha ki waha chawal ki boriya rakhi huye ek kamre sai mujhe aabaze sunai deti hai
-----ohhhh ohhhhhhhh ohhhhh ohhhohhhohhh ohh ohhh maaa ohhhhhh ohhh ohhhhh
main-aab yea kon hai? lagta hai dekhna padega
(aandar aur koi nahi balki ravi tha aur uske haath main uske maa ka photo tha yani kamini ka aur jisko bo dekh kar hilane main lagg gaya tha
ravi mann he mann mai-oohhhhh ohhhhh maaa ohhhh kamini ahhhhhh kitne hoot mai maa ohhhhhh , oh ohhhhh akash bhai ka lund aaysa sahalati hai manoo ohhh unke lodi hoo ahhh bahen ki lousi maa ohhh , ahh pata nahi bhaiya sai kis tarha chudhwati hoge ahhh aur bhaiya kayse kayse lete honge maa ki ohhh ohh
ravi aapne mann hai apne maa ki prati gandi khayal la kar muth maarne mai laga huya tha us kamre mai
main --- kon hai yaha , ravi kya tum ho
main jayse he darbaza kholta hu tab ravi aachanak sai ruk jata hai aur pant thik karta hai ,main sochne lagta hu ki yea kar kya raha hai ise store room mai
main-ravi tum kar kya rahe ho yaha
ravi dhere sai mudta hai
ravi-woo, wo main dekhne aaya tha store room ko
tab mere nazar che jati hai to main uske tant bane huye pant ko dekh kar samajh jata hu ki yea hila raha tha yaha
main-mujhe lagg raha hai tum kuch aur he kar rahe the
ravi-nahi, nahi to mai bas ghumne aaya tha ,sachi sachi bhai, main.. mujhe padhai karne hai
ravi daudte huye waha sai chala jata hai
main-yea yaha aakar hilata hai , aur mere kuch maa kahene ki aabaz suna, iska matlab yea kamini kai naam sai to nahi hila raha hai , sach mai apne maa ki naam par haha
tabhi mere phone ring hoti hai aur yea phone mohanlal ne kia tha
main-haan boliyea
mohanlal-zamindaar ji plan thoda change ho gaya hai
main-maltab
mohanlal-lagta hai jaldi thoda jana padega delhi ,aap aapna faisla jald le
main-thik hai jarur mohanlal ji
main phone rakh deta hu aur ravi kai uper haas kar ghar ki taraf badhta hu ...
kuch din baadh--
main daadi ki uper nazar rakhta ja raha tha lakin unke baare mai kuch bhi pata nahi chal raha tha aur kafe dino sai bo paise bhi nahi de rahe the nanaji ko , main
main kafe dino sai papa sai baath nahi kia tha to socha thoda baath kar leta hu
main-hello papa kayse ho
papa-thik hu beta mera matlab zamindaar ji
main-aap beta bula sakte hai papa
papa-hmmm
main-to aapki bahu kayse hai?
papa- wo thik hai beta , fit ho rahe hai aur doctor ne bhi kaha hai ki bo jald he taiyaar ho jayenge aur ghar me yoga bhi kar rahe hai to ........
main-hmm to aap aapne bahu ko yoga karte dekhrahe ho ? aapko sarm nahi aarahe ghar mai ek jaban bahu hai to line maroge hahahaha
papa-haha nazar padd jati hai kya kare , aur jald he sayad humara bhi talag hone wala hai
main- hmm papa aapne mere aur maa ki liyea sab kuch kia aab aapne lia bhi kuch kyu nahi sochte ho
papa-mere zindage tum dono sai he hai beta ko aapne liye kya sochna aur apne baare mai soch kar he aur kya karunga.. aap mere zindagi mai aur hai kon
main-to phir sai ek naye zindage suru kyu nahi karte ?, maze kyu nahi lete zindage kai, ek kaam kyu nahi karte aur apna panic ki surgery kyu nahi karwate ?
papa-yea?, yea kya bol rahe ho beta
main-sahi bol raha hu papa, aap doctor sai dikhaoo aur aapne surgury karwaloo jo ho sake karo lakin sefty kai saath
papa-lakin
main-lakin baikin kuch nahi , main ghar ka mard kai hisab sai bol raha hu karo jo kaha jaye
papa-thik hai beta ,main jarur doctor sai milunga
main-yea hue na baath.. hehe, maa hai ?
papa-haan beta
main-to phone to dijiyea
papa maa ko phone de dete hai
maa-heello
main-kitne pyaar sai hello bol dati ho lakin khud thik sai call to karte nahi
maa-karte to hu tujhe aau kitne phone karu
main-jitna apne bahen sai phone mai baath karte hu usse jayda
maa-aachaa mere sang itna baath karne ki itcha hai
main-haan kafe
maa-to khud kyu nahi phone karta rojjjj
main-bo main
maa-haan sab sambhalte thak jata hai janti hu
main-tumko to sab pata hai mere baare mai
maa-haan tere pal pal ki jankari lati hu apne bahen sai
main-bahen sai mere jankari to bass nahi leti hogi aur kya baath karte ho usse
maa-wo tujhe kyu batayu main bhala, yea aurato ki baath hai
main-to mujhe bhi samil kar lo mujhe bhi baath sunnte hai tum dono baheno ki
maa-hehe tu kya karega humari chugliyaa sun kar
main-maze lunga aur kya
maa-hehe maze sai yaad aaya , us kamini ko kuch jaydan aacha bana dia hai maze le le kar
main-hehe usko samjhaya to samajh gaye
maa-aachaa?!!! kayse samjhaya jo samajh gaye? jor lagakar kya?
main-haha bo thoda jor to lagana padta hai maa
maa-to mere upar zor kab lagayega
main-tum jab thik ho jaogi haha , aagle baar jor to apne bache ki liyea lagaayunga maa , dogi naa
maa-haan mere bachee, main tujhe bachaa jarur dungi
main-haha bo to main aapko dunga maa
maa-aachaa de deta mere kogg mai apna bachaa (maa sarmate huye bolte hai)
main-bas bachaa hone do maa uske baadh main he tera saara doodh peyunga
maa-badmash kahika
main-hehe
tabhi mere phone main dushre taraf sai call aata hai
main-maa mai tujhe baadh mai call karta hu aap call cut kar do
maa-thik hai mere raja beta
maa call cut kar dati hai tab dushre call ko atten karta hu
----aapki nanaji kafe jald baji mai nikal rahe hai zamindaar ji aur bo aapki ganv ki taraf he ja rahe hai
main-thik hai
main ghar ki taraf ja raha tha ki tabhi tabhi kamla bhi ghar ki kaam kar rahe thee
main- kamla
kamla-ji malik
main-tum chutti kyu nahi le leti aur jate jate manju ko bhi le kar jaoo
kamla-lakin kaam.....
main-jaooo bhi
kamla aur kuch na bolti hai aur manju ko le kar apne ghar chali jati hai main nahi chahata tha ki daadi khud paise le kar jaye taki main dono ko ek saath range haath pakad kar sawal pooch saku ki yea paise kyu de rahe hai bo bhi mujhsai bina poochee, dhere dhere sham hone lagg jati hai aur 7 bajhne he wali hote hai ki
daadi- kamla kaha hai
kamini-wo pata nahi bo aaj jald he chutti le kar chali gaye
daadi-usko aabhi he jana thaaa
daadi ko aur koi rasta nahi sujhta aur khud jane ki baare mai sochte hai kyu ki bo aur kisi par bharosha nahi kar pa rahe thee. bo apne saree mai paise chupaye apne ghar ki pichki raste ki taraf badhne lagti hai haath mai ek tourch lia. bo iidhar uudhar dekhne lagti hai ki koi usko dekh to nahi raha aur jab bo sure ho jati hai tab bo apne bagiche ki aur sai piche ki raste ki aur badhne
lagti hai
main khus tha ki aaj daadi ko khud aana he padd raha hai paise dene aur aaj mai yea raaj ki baath daadi sai jaan kar he rahunga yea sooch kar maine daadi sai thode duri bana kar chup chup kar tress ka sahara lete huye piche ja raha tha aur tab mujhe waha ek aadmi khada ki parchai dekhadene lagta hai jaha daadi chal kar ja rahe thee, aur yea aadmi naanaji he the
main thoda dabi pairo kai istamal kar ki unke thode paas jane lagg jata hu
daadi-yea lo paise
naanaji-dhanyabad badi malkin aapki maherbani
daadi-kab tak yu mujsai paise lete rahoge ,aapke yea gandi harkar chod kyu dete
naanaji-chodne ki koshish kar raha hu lakin chod nahi pa raha hu
daadi-to aur koshish karo ,chut jayega
naana-aap saath dete to chooth jata badi malkin
yea bol kar naan daadi ki haath pakad lete hai aur main yaha thoda shock ho jata hu ki yea ho kya raha hai tabhi
daadi- dekhyea koi dekh sakta hai hume yaha
naana-koi nahi hai yaha par aaur aap humsai milne kyu nahi aarahe hai yaha , main kya itna bura ho gaya hu aapki liyea jo mujhe khud paisa nahi dene kai liyea nahi aarahe hai aap
daadi-dekhiyea yea sab aur thik nahi hai
naana-sab thik hai badi malkin
yea bol kar naana daadi ko gale sai laga lete hai aur yea dekh kar main sochne lagta hu----
--yea ..yea kya ho raha hai , daadi ise umar mai nanaji kai saath
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Kya se kya ho gaya......sab james bond fail ho gaye..... 
bahut hi majedar update thaa bhaiya
bahut hi majedar update thaa bhaiya