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subha jayse he sunidhi ki needh toothte hai to wo apne aapko akash ki baho main pati hai aur wo khus ho jati hai aur dhere sai uuthte hai taki akash uth na jae tabhi usko uske badi bahen kabita dekhai deti hai jo ki dushre taraf
sunidhi -kya didi bhi soye hai inke bagal mai, heh aajib sa to lagg raha hai lakin aab didi bhi to inke patni hai to hehe, didi sach main ise umar main inke bachee ko jamn dena chagati hai? , kayse unke bete ka bachee ko janm dagi?** log kya kahenge, chodo didi ne kuch sooch samajh ki he faisla lia hoga
tabhi kabita bhi uuth jati hai aur akash ki baho main pati hai tab uske nazar sunidhi par padti hai jo ki bethi huye the
kabita-goodmoring behena
sunidhi-goodmoring didi,dhere boleyea yea jagh jayenge
kabita-tujhe kafe fikar ho rahe hai mere bete ki
sunidhi-hehe,ji aap itne jaldi kayse jagh gaye
kabita-apne bete ki aage aalsi dekhna hai kya?, soti rahungi to tana marega aur teri jayse subha uuthne kai liyea bolega
tabhi piche sai akash ki aabaz aate hai
main-kya subha subha chugli kar rahe ho niklo na yaha sai tum dono baheni
dono piche dekhte hai to akash aabhi bhi so raha tha to dono sochte hai bahar ja fresh hona he sahi rahega aur dono fresh hone chali jati hai
kuch der baadh-
main uuthte he mohanlal ko call karta hu milne kai liyea taki ganv ki kuch problem ka koi haal nikal sake to wo mujhe unke ghar bulate hai dopher ko
main-- chai laoo
tab sunidhi chai dene aate hai aur chali jati hai ,main chai pene lagg jata hu aur thode der main maa fresh hokar aajati hai
maa-chai mil gaye
main-han meri pyaari sunidhi ne bana kar dia hai aap to dati nahi
(akash ki baath sun kar kabita thoda saitani karne ki sochte hai)
maa-kya nahi dati sab kuch to de dia hai aur sab kuch to le lia hai tumnai mere laal aur kaha lena chahate ho ji main tumko dungi (nasile aabaz main bolte hai )
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yea bol kar wo jhuk kar apne chati par khud he haath pher lati hai aur maa ki mu sai yea double meaing nasile aabaz sun kar mere mu khula ka khula rahe jata hai
main-maa yea double meaing bol kar aap maire zasbato kai saath khel rahe ho
maa-aachaa? tere jasbato kai saath khel rahe ho kayse? ise saare main kya mere raja?
maa mere aage aachanak apne saree ki uper ki hisse modd deti hai jiise uske mote chati bouse main dekhne lagte hai aur ghum kar dekhate hai
hamesha ki tarrha maa ki mote chati ko dekh kar maira lund dhere dhere khada ho jata hai ,maira haath aapne aap mere lund ki aur jata aur dabane lagta hai main tab bed sai uutha he tha ki maa mujhe ek aankh maar kar bhagti huye kamre sai bahar chali jati hai . aur main apna loda baithane mai lagg gaya tha jo maa ki karan khada ho chuka tha
main apne lund ko sambhal ki chai khatam kar lia tha ki choti bua sulochana aajati hai
sulochana- akash ji wo kamla aaye hai
main-thik main aata hu
thode der baadh main bahar aane lagta hu jaha sunidhi kuch ise tarha tayar ho kar khadi thee
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main-kya baath sai sunidhi jach rahe ho in saree mai
sunidhi-ji wo didi ne pahanai hai, mujhe thoda aajib sa lag raha hai
main-aare tum zamindaar ki bibi ho aur yea sare tumko pahenni he chaheyea poore maharani lagg rahe ho apne ise raja ki
sunidhi sarma jati hai
main-aayo mere saath sunidhi rani
sunidhi-ji wo kaam hai thoda sa daadi ne di hai
main-aayo bhi main jaruri hu ghar daadi nahi
main sunidhi ki kandhe main haath de kar bahar aajata hu ghar ki side main jaha kamla ,uske pati aur beti manju the aur waha choti bua ki pati rajesh bhi waha the
kamala, manji-namaste zamindaar saheb
kamla ka pati-pranam hujur
bol kar mere pair par padhh jata hai tab mujhe aahesas hota hai ki yea aabhi bhi nase mai hai
main-haan tujhe pata hai tere bibi aur beti kya karte hai ?
kamla ka pati-haan saheb , wo zamindaar ji ki daasi the aur aapki bhi daasi banegi saheb aap inhe aapki daasi banalo saheb yea seva karne main aachee hai saheb aap jaysa bologe baisa kaengi
(akash ki pair pakadte he akash ek laath marta hai )
main-yea overacting kyu kar raha hai isko pata hai na ki maine kamla aur manju ko kaam main rakh lia hai
rajesh- ji wo nase main hai ise maaf kar dijiyea ga
main-to iska nasa uutarbaoo aur ise kaal sai kaam mai lagaoo
rajesh-ji
rajesh kamla ki pati ko le kar chale jati hai
main-tum dono aab mere bataye huye kaam karogi aur tumhara pati jaghda kare to mujhe batana
kamla-ji hujur
main-tum kya karoge ise ka faisla sunidhi karegi , hai na sunidhi
sunidhi-ji main kayse ? wo sab daadi faisla karte hai
main-daadi, daadi kya laga rakhe ho tum ... sunidhi ja kar sab aurato ko bulaoo hall main mujhe baath karne hai
sunidhi-ji
main kamla aur manju ko apne piche aane ko bolta hu aur hall ki taraf badhta hu,maire dhyan tab manju par jati hai jo dekhne main to sabli the lakin the kadak uske gathele badan ko dekh kar malum padd raha tha ki dadaji ne kafe mahenat kia hai iske uper
main- kamla tumhari umar kya hai ?
kamla-52 ki saheb
main-wah kitne shaal ho gaye hai dadaji ki saath
kamla-pichle 15 shal sai
main mann he mann mai-e sala dada 15 shaal sai chod raha tha isse , dada ne to bhosda bana dia hoga iska aur iske beti ka halat bhi wahe hoga sayad
main hall main jata hu jaha ek ek kar sab aurate eakatha hote hai aur tab mere choti bahen savnam bhi aajati hai
main-savnam tumhara kaam yaha nahi hai tum bahar jayo yaha choto ki jarurat nahi hai
sabnam-bhaiya main yeahe rahungi, main badi ho gaye hu
main-thik hai
daadi , maa , sunidhi , kamini bua ,sulochana bua, savnam waha mouzud the aur kamla aur manju bhi
maa-kya baath hai beta tum ne kyu bulaya hai ?
main-hmm bata raha hu maa... daadi ....
daadi-haan akash beta
main-main chahata hu ki aap ghar ki chabi sunidhi ko de do
daadi shock ho jati hai yea baath sun kar , aur sunidhi shock ho jati hai aur akash ki sakl dekhne lagti hai sab ki tarha ,
sunidhi-ji main yea.......
main-maine tumsai pooch nahi raha hu sunidhi, main bata raha hu ki tumko yea karna he padega
(sunidhi akash ki baath sun kar chup ho jati hai , kabita kuch nahi bolte kyu ki wo akash ko samajhte the aur wo jante the ki uske beta ka faisla ek tarha sahi he hai )
daadi-yea kya bol rahe ho akash beta, main ghar ki chabi ise liyea rakhte hu kyu ki jab tum na ho main ghar ki aahem faisle le saku, aur kisi ko paiso ki jarurat pade to de saku
main-aab aapko ghar ki liyea faisle lene ki koi jarurat nahi sab sunidhi sambhalegi, aab aap ko paise chaheyea to sunidhi sai mang kar paise le sakti ho
daadi-lakin beta usko yea sab nahi aata
main-to aap sekha do usko, wo sab sambhalna seekh legi
daadi-usko kyu , kabita ko zimadari dedo wo aache sai sambhalegi
main-wo yea zimmedari nahi sambhala chahati
maa-main nahi chahati sasuma
daadi-to sunidhi bhi to nahi chahati
main-aapko sunidhi sai kya aapathi hai , aaap kyu usko jimaadari saupna nahi chahate
daadi-kyu ki wo ek daasi rahe chuki hai teri daadaji ki aur ek daasi kai haath mai ghar ki chabi rahena sobha nahi deta
(ghar ka mahol garm ho chuka tha, aur aab daadi apne dil ki baath bol rahe the jisko bo kabhi bhi bahar lana nahi chahati the , aur ise mahol main akash ka bhi dimag garm hota ja raha tha daadi ki baath sun kar, akash sunidhi ki taraf dekhta hai jo apne gardan niche jhuka di the aur uske aankhe naam ho gaye the yea baath uske dil par lagi the )
main- wo dadaji ki kya lagti the usse mujhe koi fark nahi padta daadi aab sunidhi mere aurat hai aur aapko usse ise tarha baath karne ka koi aadhikar nahi hai
daadi- lekin beta baharwale kya kahengi
main-uske parwha mujhe nahi hai, aur aapki bhi nahi hone chaheyea, aapne he mujhe ghar ka mard ghosit kia tha aur tab sai main ghar ka bada hu to mujhe jo pasand aaye main yahe karunga ,aur aap isme dhakhal aandaji nahi karengi daadi samajh gaye na aap
daadi-samajh gaye beta
main-to aap ghar ki chabi sunidhi ko de dijiyea
(daadi aur kuch na bol pati hai aur akash ki baath mante huye sunidhi ki aur badhte hai aur ghar ki chabii sunidhi ko de deti hai )
main-aab sai kisi ko paiso ki jarurat ho to sunidhi sai mang lena aur aap bhi daadi ,aur main aasa karta hu ji aap sinidhi ki help karoge
daadi-main karungi beta
main-aur mere khane ka zimadedari main meri maa ko deta hu, rasoi main kya banega ya nahi wo batayegi , aur mere khane ka bhi khayal bo rakhegi
(kabita khadi huye muskarane lagti hai akash ki faisla sun kar usko akash ki mardo wale baath sun kar aachaa laga aur waha koi muskara rahe the to wo the akash ki choti bahen savnam jo ki daadi sai tanasahi rabiyea sai khafa the aur wo sochte hai ise bahane usko daadi bhi aur daant nahi payengi )
main-aab aap aapne kaam mai lagg jayea jayea
sab ek ek kar jane lagte hai maa mousi ko chod kar tabhi
kamla-ji saheb humara kaam kya hoga ?
main-haan bhul he gaya tum dono ki baare main, tum kamla mere maa yahi kabita ki daiphal karogi aaj sai aur aabhi sai
kamla-jarur malik
main-aur tum ? kya naam hai tumhara
manju-manju.. saheb
main-manju tum sunidhi ki saath rahogi
sunidhi ko pata tha ki unke pati ghusse main hai to wo kuch nahi bolte aur apne kamre mai chali jati hai aur aansuoo ko poochte huye . lakin kabita waha sai nahi jati , kyu bo jante the ki akash ka mood jitna bhi kharab kyu na ho usse wo kuch nahi bolega
kabita-main inka(kamla) ka kya karu ?
main maa kai sakl ki aur dekhta hu jo ki muskara rahe the
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aur unko dekhte he mera mood thik ho jata hai aur mai has deta hu
main-kamla pahele in(maa) ko ek aachaa sa malish do taki yea jald thik ho jaye
kamla-ji saheb
main waha sai bahar aane lagta hu , tab badi bua kamini waha the
main-kamini bua apne pati raghunath kaha hai
kamini bua-wo to khet gaye hai akash ji, aapko kuch kaam tha kya
main-haan mujhe mohanlal ki ghar jana hai kuch kaam hai lakin main nahi janta ki unka ghar kaha hai
kamini bua- ji wo panchayat wale mohanlal
main-haan kamini bua
kamini-ji aap chahe to main le ja sakte hu, main dekhi hi unke ghar
main-kya ? tum dekhi ho bua?
kamini-haan, aur rajesh ji ko bhi aane mai time lagega to
savnam-kaha jane ki baare main baath ho rahe hai bhaiya main bhi ghumne chalungi
piche sai savnam bhi aajati hai aur humare baate sun kar
main-nahi savnam main kahi ghumne nahi ja raha hu, kuch kaam sai ja raha hu
savnam- to aap kaam karna baiya aur main gadi main baithe rahungi , baise bhi yaha boor ho jati hu, le chalo na baiya
main-nahi savnam, main tujko baadh main gumane le jayunga, ok , aab jaoo
savnam-pakka le jayooge baadh mai bhaiya
main-haan pakka
savnamm aandar chalo jati hai aur maine paas aur koi chara nahi tha
main-thik hai chalo kamini tum he dekha do
main kamini bua ko le kar gadi main baith jata hu aur hum pas ki ganv kai jane lagte hai
main-bua tumko mohanlal ki ghar ki baare main kayse pata
kamini bua-aage sai left. ji akash ji main aapki dadaji kai saath aayehu
main-wo late the
kamini bua- haan , gumate the unke saath
main-in jabani mai , kafe rangeeli kisam kai rahe hai tumhare papa
kamini bua-haan the to wo ise liyea to mashur the, kisi ko chodte nahi the
rasta thoda kharab tha lakin kamini bua ki rasta dekha sai hum jald he mohanlal ki ghar main pahuch jate hai aur unke gate keeper hume aandar jane deta hai to hum chale he jate hai .
bua aur main ghar ki aandar ghuste hai ki tabhi ek aurat humare aage aati hai
kamini bua-yea mohanlal ji ki patni hai , aur yea naye zamindaar ji hai
mohanlal ki patni-namaste zamindaar ji aayea baithyea yaha
main kamini bua kai saath sofe main baith jata hu
mohanlal ki patni -ji wo aandar he hai aate he hongi aap jara baitheyea main aabhi chai le kar aate hu
main kamini bua ki saath baitha huya tha tabhii
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main thoda shock ho gaya ki yea kayse aabaz hai tab dimag main aaya ki yea to chudai wali aabaz kaha sai aarahe hai main kamini bua ki sarl dekhta hu jo mujhe dekh kar muskara dati hai ,tab aage sai unke kaam wali bai ek kamre sai nikal kar dushre kamre main jati lakin lakin usko yea chudai ki ahhhh ahhh ki aabaz sai koi fark nahi padd raha tha, mujhe aahhh ahh ohhh ji oh ki aabaz sunai deti ja rahe thee
kamini bua-lagta hai mohanlal ji kisi kai saath busy hai
thode der baadh , mohanlal uper ki kamre sai niche chal kar aane lagte hai apne nada bandhte huye
mohanlal- aare zamindaar ji namaste
main-namaste
mohanlal-aare zamindaar ji ki liyea kuch nasta basta laooo bahuriya
tabhi uper ki wahe kamre sai ek aurat nikal kar aate hai apne pallu thik karte huye
-ji bapuji
mohanlal-kya baath hai zamindaar ji kamini ji kai saath aaye hai
main-inke aalaba aapki ghar ka rasti koi jankar bhi nahi tha
mohanlal-haha, haan kamini ji to aapne papa ki saath bahut bar aaye hai , mohanlal ji ki chahate beti jo thaire
tabhi ek aurat hume nasta dati hai aur mujhe namaste bolti hai
mohanlal-yea meri choti bahu , choti bahu kamini ji ko aandar le jaoo
mohanlal ji bahu-ji babuji
(yea bahu wahe the jo kuch he der pahele mohanlal ki kamre sai bahar nikle the pallu thik karte hua) kamini aandar chali jati hai
main- lagta hai aap aapki bahu ko kafe pyaar karte hai hehe
mohanlal-haha haan zamindaar ji hai he aayse cheez, pyaar kia bina raha nahi jata aur ise umar mai , baise aap bhi to kamini ji ki saath ghum rahe hai hahaha
main-aap ho rangeeli kisam kai mohanlal ji
mohanlal-aap kai dadaji sai kaam zamindaar ji, aur yea sab hum nahi karenge to kon karega?
main-yea baath bhi sahi hai, to jo samasya ki samadhan ki liyea maine jo list dia tha unka kya huaa mohanlal ji
mohanlal-ji uska hal to nikal aaya hai aur yea paper bhi sare panchayat ki sadsaoo ne sign kar lia hai ek ko chod kar
main-main aabhi sign kar deta hu
mohanlal-aap kai aalaba ek aur hai zamindaar ji
main-kon ?
mohanlal-aap ki chota dada pratab ji
main- to kya unsai mujhe baath karne padegi
mohanlal-na na zamindaar ji aap kyu kast karenge aap jayoge to bo sign nahi karenge
main-aaysa kyu?
mohanlal-lagta hai aapko pata nahi hai ki aapki dadaji aur unke chote bhai pratab ka 36 ka aakda hai dono ek dushre ki sakla nahi dekhte aur pratab ji kisi sai chidta hai to wo hai aapki dadaji ka naam
main-mujhe ise baare main pata nahi tha
mohanlal- ji zamindaar ji aapko to yea bhi malum na hoga ki aapki dadaji mare kayse the
main- budhe hokar
mohanlal- haha, jal kar mare the zamindaar ji
main-kya? lakin
mohanlal-yea sab chodiyea zamindaar ji kaam ki baate lipta lete hai
(mohanlal nai baato he baato main akash ko thode sochpar majoor kar dia tha. wo sochne lagta hai ki dadaji jal kar mare the to kisi ne ise baare mai usko bataya kyu nahi aur dadaji ki bhai ka kya marjr hai dono ek dushre sai kya dushmani the ki dadaji ki chote bhai pratab dadaji ko saha nahi pata tha)
bo yea baate thodi der ki liyea bhul kar ganv ki problem ka charcha mohanlal ki saath karne lagta hai
thode der baadh--
mohanlal- ji humko saher to jana he padega yaha baithkar to sab hoga nahi
main-hmmm lag to aaysa he raha hai
mohanlal-aur aap bhi chaliyea ise bahane aap ise baare mai sabkuch jan payenge
main-haan jarur kab jana hai bata dijiyea ga
tab kamini bua bhi aajati hai aur hum waha sai bahar aajate hai , main gadi chalane lagta hu
main-lagta hai aap apne pati kai saath itna time speand nahi karte the jitne dadaji ki saath karte the
kamini-unke paas mere liyea time kaha hai akash ji
main-matlab ?
kamini-unko unke rakhel sai phursat mile to mujhe pooche
main shock ho jata hu road ki beechoo beech break marta hu aur bua ki taraf mudta hu
main-unke rakhel bhi hai?
kamini bua mere taraf dekhte hai
kamini bua-haan aur wo wahe mu marte hai , jayse mohanlal ji apne bahu par mu marte hai (apne nasile aandaz mai bolte hai )
main-lagla hai aapko aapki papa aur mohanlal jayse aged log pasand hai?
kamini bua- itne pasand to nahi lakin unke jayse mard pasand hai jo ek pyasi daasi ki pyaas bujha sake , jo ki aap bujha nahi sakte
kamini bua ki baath mere dil main lagte hai to unke ek haath pakad ki apne aur keech leta hu tab wo mere poore paas aagaye thee
main-mujhe tumko jab aur jaha chahe pakad sakta hu kamini bua, bas pakdana nahi chahata
kamini-kyu? kya main iske layak nahi hu akash ji
yea bol kar kamini bua mere hoth sai apne hoth laga kar ek kiss dati hai aachanak sai
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main-tum layak to ho bua
kamini-to mujhe dekhaa yea ki main kitne layak hu akash ji
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subha jayse he sunidhi ki needh toothte hai to wo apne aapko akash ki baho main pati hai aur wo khus ho jati hai aur dhere sai uuthte hai taki akash uth na jae tabhi usko uske badi bahen kabita dekhai deti hai jo ki dushre taraf
sunidhi -kya didi bhi soye hai inke bagal mai, heh aajib sa to lagg raha hai lakin aab didi bhi to inke patni hai to hehe, didi sach main ise umar main inke bachee ko jamn dena chagati hai? , kayse unke bete ka bachee ko janm dagi?** log kya kahenge, chodo didi ne kuch sooch samajh ki he faisla lia hoga
tabhi kabita bhi uuth jati hai aur akash ki baho main pati hai tab uske nazar sunidhi par padti hai jo ki bethi huye the
kabita-goodmoring behena
sunidhi-goodmoring didi,dhere boleyea yea jagh jayenge
kabita-tujhe kafe fikar ho rahe hai mere bete ki
sunidhi-hehe,ji aap itne jaldi kayse jagh gaye
kabita-apne bete ki aage aalsi dekhna hai kya?, soti rahungi to tana marega aur teri jayse subha uuthne kai liyea bolega
tabhi piche sai akash ki aabaz aate hai
main-kya subha subha chugli kar rahe ho niklo na yaha sai tum dono baheni
dono piche dekhte hai to akash aabhi bhi so raha tha to dono sochte hai bahar ja fresh hona he sahi rahega aur dono fresh hone chali jati hai
kuch der baadh-
main uuthte he mohanlal ko call karta hu milne kai liyea taki ganv ki kuch problem ka koi haal nikal sake to wo mujhe unke ghar bulate hai dopher ko
main-- chai laoo
tab sunidhi chai dene aate hai aur chali jati hai ,main chai pene lagg jata hu aur thode der main maa fresh hokar aajati hai
maa-chai mil gaye
main-han meri pyaari sunidhi ne bana kar dia hai aap to dati nahi
(akash ki baath sun kar kabita thoda saitani karne ki sochte hai)
maa-kya nahi dati sab kuch to de dia hai aur sab kuch to le lia hai tumnai mere laal aur kaha lena chahate ho ji main tumko dungi (nasile aabaz main bolte hai )
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yea bol kar wo jhuk kar apne chati par khud he haath pher lati hai aur maa ki mu sai yea double meaing nasile aabaz sun kar mere mu khula ka khula rahe jata hai
main-maa yea double meaing bol kar aap maire zasbato kai saath khel rahe ho
maa-aachaa? tere jasbato kai saath khel rahe ho kayse? ise saare main kya mere raja?
maa mere aage aachanak apne saree ki uper ki hisse modd deti hai jiise uske mote chati bouse main dekhne lagte hai aur ghum kar dekhate hai
hamesha ki tarrha maa ki mote chati ko dekh kar maira lund dhere dhere khada ho jata hai ,maira haath aapne aap mere lund ki aur jata aur dabane lagta hai main tab bed sai uutha he tha ki maa mujhe ek aankh maar kar bhagti huye kamre sai bahar chali jati hai . aur main apna loda baithane mai lagg gaya tha jo maa ki karan khada ho chuka tha
main apne lund ko sambhal ki chai khatam kar lia tha ki choti bua sulochana aajati hai
sulochana- akash ji wo kamla aaye hai
main-thik main aata hu
thode der baadh main bahar aane lagta hu jaha sunidhi kuch ise tarha tayar ho kar khadi thee
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main-kya baath sai sunidhi jach rahe ho in saree mai
sunidhi-ji wo didi ne pahanai hai, mujhe thoda aajib sa lag raha hai
main-aare tum zamindaar ki bibi ho aur yea sare tumko pahenni he chaheyea poore maharani lagg rahe ho apne ise raja ki
sunidhi sarma jati hai
main-aayo mere saath sunidhi rani
sunidhi-ji wo kaam hai thoda sa daadi ne di hai
main-aayo bhi main jaruri hu ghar daadi nahi
main sunidhi ki kandhe main haath de kar bahar aajata hu ghar ki side main jaha kamla ,uske pati aur beti manju the aur waha choti bua ki pati rajesh bhi waha the
kamala, manji-namaste zamindaar saheb
kamla ka pati-pranam hujur
bol kar mere pair par padhh jata hai tab mujhe aahesas hota hai ki yea aabhi bhi nase mai hai
main-haan tujhe pata hai tere bibi aur beti kya karte hai ?
kamla ka pati-haan saheb , wo zamindaar ji ki daasi the aur aapki bhi daasi banegi saheb aap inhe aapki daasi banalo saheb yea seva karne main aachee hai saheb aap jaysa bologe baisa kaengi
(akash ki pair pakadte he akash ek laath marta hai )
main-yea overacting kyu kar raha hai isko pata hai na ki maine kamla aur manju ko kaam main rakh lia hai
rajesh- ji wo nase main hai ise maaf kar dijiyea ga
main-to iska nasa uutarbaoo aur ise kaal sai kaam mai lagaoo
rajesh-ji
rajesh kamla ki pati ko le kar chale jati hai
main-tum dono aab mere bataye huye kaam karogi aur tumhara pati jaghda kare to mujhe batana
kamla-ji hujur
main-tum kya karoge ise ka faisla sunidhi karegi , hai na sunidhi
sunidhi-ji main kayse ? wo sab daadi faisla karte hai
main-daadi, daadi kya laga rakhe ho tum ... sunidhi ja kar sab aurato ko bulaoo hall main mujhe baath karne hai
sunidhi-ji
main kamla aur manju ko apne piche aane ko bolta hu aur hall ki taraf badhta hu,maire dhyan tab manju par jati hai jo dekhne main to sabli the lakin the kadak uske gathele badan ko dekh kar malum padd raha tha ki dadaji ne kafe mahenat kia hai iske uper
main- kamla tumhari umar kya hai ?
kamla-52 ki saheb
main-wah kitne shaal ho gaye hai dadaji ki saath
kamla-pichle 15 shal sai
main mann he mann mai-e sala dada 15 shaal sai chod raha tha isse , dada ne to bhosda bana dia hoga iska aur iske beti ka halat bhi wahe hoga sayad
main hall main jata hu jaha ek ek kar sab aurate eakatha hote hai aur tab mere choti bahen savnam bhi aajati hai
main-savnam tumhara kaam yaha nahi hai tum bahar jayo yaha choto ki jarurat nahi hai
sabnam-bhaiya main yeahe rahungi, main badi ho gaye hu
main-thik hai
daadi , maa , sunidhi , kamini bua ,sulochana bua, savnam waha mouzud the aur kamla aur manju bhi
maa-kya baath hai beta tum ne kyu bulaya hai ?
main-hmm bata raha hu maa... daadi ....
daadi-haan akash beta
main-main chahata hu ki aap ghar ki chabi sunidhi ko de do
daadi shock ho jati hai yea baath sun kar , aur sunidhi shock ho jati hai aur akash ki sakl dekhne lagti hai sab ki tarha ,
sunidhi-ji main yea.......
main-maine tumsai pooch nahi raha hu sunidhi, main bata raha hu ki tumko yea karna he padega
(sunidhi akash ki baath sun kar chup ho jati hai , kabita kuch nahi bolte kyu ki wo akash ko samajhte the aur wo jante the ki uske beta ka faisla ek tarha sahi he hai )
daadi-yea kya bol rahe ho akash beta, main ghar ki chabi ise liyea rakhte hu kyu ki jab tum na ho main ghar ki aahem faisle le saku, aur kisi ko paiso ki jarurat pade to de saku
main-aab aapko ghar ki liyea faisle lene ki koi jarurat nahi sab sunidhi sambhalegi, aab aap ko paise chaheyea to sunidhi sai mang kar paise le sakti ho
daadi-lakin beta usko yea sab nahi aata
main-to aap sekha do usko, wo sab sambhalna seekh legi
daadi-usko kyu , kabita ko zimadari dedo wo aache sai sambhalegi
main-wo yea zimmedari nahi sambhala chahati
maa-main nahi chahati sasuma
daadi-to sunidhi bhi to nahi chahati
main-aapko sunidhi sai kya aapathi hai , aaap kyu usko jimaadari saupna nahi chahate
daadi-kyu ki wo ek daasi rahe chuki hai teri daadaji ki aur ek daasi kai haath mai ghar ki chabi rahena sobha nahi deta
(ghar ka mahol garm ho chuka tha, aur aab daadi apne dil ki baath bol rahe the jisko bo kabhi bhi bahar lana nahi chahati the , aur ise mahol main akash ka bhi dimag garm hota ja raha tha daadi ki baath sun kar, akash sunidhi ki taraf dekhta hai jo apne gardan niche jhuka di the aur uske aankhe naam ho gaye the yea baath uske dil par lagi the )
main- wo dadaji ki kya lagti the usse mujhe koi fark nahi padta daadi aab sunidhi mere aurat hai aur aapko usse ise tarha baath karne ka koi aadhikar nahi hai
daadi- lekin beta baharwale kya kahengi
main-uske parwha mujhe nahi hai, aur aapki bhi nahi hone chaheyea, aapne he mujhe ghar ka mard ghosit kia tha aur tab sai main ghar ka bada hu to mujhe jo pasand aaye main yahe karunga ,aur aap isme dhakhal aandaji nahi karengi daadi samajh gaye na aap
daadi-samajh gaye beta
main-to aap ghar ki chabi sunidhi ko de dijiyea
(daadi aur kuch na bol pati hai aur akash ki baath mante huye sunidhi ki aur badhte hai aur ghar ki chabii sunidhi ko de deti hai )
main-aab sai kisi ko paiso ki jarurat ho to sunidhi sai mang lena aur aap bhi daadi ,aur main aasa karta hu ji aap sinidhi ki help karoge
daadi-main karungi beta
main-aur mere khane ka zimadedari main meri maa ko deta hu, rasoi main kya banega ya nahi wo batayegi , aur mere khane ka bhi khayal bo rakhegi
(kabita khadi huye muskarane lagti hai akash ki faisla sun kar usko akash ki mardo wale baath sun kar aachaa laga aur waha koi muskara rahe the to wo the akash ki choti bahen savnam jo ki daadi sai tanasahi rabiyea sai khafa the aur wo sochte hai ise bahane usko daadi bhi aur daant nahi payengi )
main-aab aap aapne kaam mai lagg jayea jayea
sab ek ek kar jane lagte hai maa mousi ko chod kar tabhi
kamla-ji saheb humara kaam kya hoga ?
main-haan bhul he gaya tum dono ki baare main, tum kamla mere maa yahi kabita ki daiphal karogi aaj sai aur aabhi sai
kamla-jarur malik
main-aur tum ? kya naam hai tumhara
manju-manju.. saheb
main-manju tum sunidhi ki saath rahogi
sunidhi ko pata tha ki unke pati ghusse main hai to wo kuch nahi bolte aur apne kamre mai chali jati hai aur aansuoo ko poochte huye . lakin kabita waha sai nahi jati , kyu bo jante the ki akash ka mood jitna bhi kharab kyu na ho usse wo kuch nahi bolega
kabita-main inka(kamla) ka kya karu ?
main maa kai sakl ki aur dekhta hu jo ki muskara rahe the
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aur unko dekhte he mera mood thik ho jata hai aur mai has deta hu
main-kamla pahele in(maa) ko ek aachaa sa masaj do taki yea jald thik ho jate
kamla-ji saheb
main waha sai bahar aane lagta hu , tab badi bua kamini waha the
main-kamini bua apne pati raghunath kaha hai
kamini bua-wo to khet gaye hai akash ji, aapko kuch kaam tha kya
main-haan mujhe mohanlal ki ghar jana hai kuch kaam hai lakin main nahi janta ki unka ghar kaha hai
kamini bua- ji wo panchayat wale mohanlal
main-haan kamini bua
kamini-ji aap chahe to main le ja sakte hu, main dekhi hi unke ghar
main-kya ? tum dekhi ho bua?
kamini-haan, aur rajesh ji ko bhi aane mai time lagega to
savnam-kaha jane ki baare main baath ho rahe hai bhaiya main bhi ghumne chalungi
piche sai savnam bhi aajati hai aur humare baate sun kar
main-nahi savnam main kahi ghumne nahi ja raha hu, kuch kaam sai ja raha hu
savnam- to aap kaam karna baiya aur main gadi main baithe rahungi , baise bhi yaha boor ho jati hu, le chalo na baiya
main-nahi savnam, main tujko baadh main gumane le jayunga, ok , aab jaoo
savnam-pakka le jayooge baadh mai bhaiya
main-haan pakka
savnamm aandar chalo jati hai aur maine paas aur koi chara nahi tha
main-thik hai chalo kamini tum he dekha do
main kamini bua ko le kar gadi main baith jata hu aur hum pas ki ganv kai jane lagte hai
main-bua tumko mohanlal ki ghar ki baare main kayse pata
kamini bua-aage sai left. ji akash ji main aapki dadaji kai saath aayehu
main-wo late the
kamini bua- haan , gumate the unke saath
main-in jabani mai , kafe rangeeli kisam kai rahe hai tumhare papa
kamini bua-haan the to wo ise liyea to mashur the, kisi ko chodte nahi the
rasta thoda kharab tha lakin kamini bua ki rasta dekha sai hum jald he mohanlal ki ghar main pahuch jate hai aur unke gate keeper hume aandar jane deta hai to hum chale he jate hai .
bua aur main ghar ki aandar ghuste hai ki tabhi ek aurat humare aage aati hai
kamini bua-yea mohanlal ji ki patni hai , aur yea naye zamindaar ji hai
mohanlal ki patni-namaste zamindaar ji aayea baithyea yaha
main kamini bua kai saath sofe main baith jata hu
mohanlal ki patni -ji wo aandar he hai aate he hongi aap jara baitheyea main aabhi chai le kar aate hu
main kamini bua ki saath baitha huya tha tabhii
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main thoda shock ho gaya ki yea kayse aabaz hai tab dimag main aaya ki yea to chudai wali aabaz kaha sai aarahe hai main kamini bua ki sarl dekhta hu jo mujhe dekh kar muskara dati hai ,tab aage sai unke kaam wali bai ek kamre sai nikal kar dushre kamre main jati lakin lakin usko yea chudai ki ahhhh ahhh ki aabaz sai koi fark nahi padd raha tha, mujhe aahhh ahh ohhh ji oh ki aabaz sunai deti ja rahe thee
kamini bua-lagta hai mohanlal ji kisi kai saath busy hai
thode der baadh , mohanlal uper ki kamre sai niche chal kar aane lagte hai apne nada bandhte huye
mohanlal- aare zamindaar ji namaste
main-namaste
mohanlal-aare zamindaar ji ki liyea kuch nasta basta laooo bahuriya
tabhi uper ki wahe kamre sai ek aurat nikal kar aate hai apne pallu thik karte huye
-ji bapuji
mohanlal-kya baath hai zamindaar ji kamini ji kai saath aaye hai
main-inke aalaba aapki ghar ka rasti koi jankar bhi nahi tha
mohanlal-haha, haan kamini ji to aapne papa ki saath bahut bar aaye hai , mohanlal ji ki chahate beti jo thaire
tabhi ek aurat hume nasta dati hai aur mujhe namaste bolti hai
mohanlal-yea meri choti bahu , choti bahu kamini ji ko aandar le jaoo
mohanlal ji bahu-ji babuji
(yea bahu wahe the jo kuch he der pahele mohanlal ki kamre sai bahar nikle the pallu thik karte hua) kamini aandar chali jati hai
main- lagta hai aap aapki bahu ko kafe pyaar karte hai hehe
mohanlal-haha haan zamindaar ji hai he aayse cheez, pyaar kia bina raha nahi jata aur ise umar mai , baise aap bhi to kamini ji ki saath ghum rahe hai hahaha
main-aap ho rangeeli kisam kai mohanlal ji
mohanlal-aap kai dadaji sai kaam zamindaar ji, aur yea sab hum nahi karenge to kon karega?
main-yea baath bhi sahi hai, to jo samasya ki samadhan ki liyea maine jo list dia tha unka kya huaa mohanlal ji
mohanlal-ji uska hal to nikal aaya hai aur yea paper bhi sare panchayat ki sadsaoo ne sign kar lia hai ek ko chod kar
main-main aabhi sign kar deta hu
mohanlal-aap kai aalaba ek aur hai zamindaar ji
main-kon ?
mohanlal-aap ki chota dada pratab ji
main- to kya unsai mujhe baath karne padegi
mohanlal-na na zamindaar ji aap kyu kast karenge aap jayoge to bo sign nahi karenge
main-aaysa kyu?
mohanlal-lagta hai aapko pata nahi hai ki aapki dadaji aur unke chote bhai pratab ka 36 ka aakda hai dono ek dushre ki sakla nahi dekhte aur pratab ji kisi sai chidta hai to wo hai aapki dadaji ka naam
main-mujhe ise baare main pata nahi tha
mohanlal- ji zamindaar ji aapko to yea bhi malum na hoga ki aapki dadaji mare kayse the
main- budhe hokar
mohanlal- haha, jal kar mare the zamindaar ji
main-kya? lakin
mohanlal-yea sab chodiyea zamindaar ji kaam ki baate lipta lete hai
(mohanlal nai baato he baato main akash ko thode sochpar majoor kar dia tha. wo sochne lagta hai ki dadaji jal kar mare the to kisi ne ise baare mai usko bataya kyu nahi aur dadaji ki bhai ka kya marjr hai dono ek dushre sai kya dushmani the ki dadaji ki chote bhai pratab dadaji ko saha nahi pata tha)
bo yea baate thodi der ki liyea bhul kar ganv ki problem ka charcha mohanlal ki saath karne lagta hai
thode der baadh--
mohanlal- ji humko saher to jana he padega yaha baithkar to sab hoga nahi
main-hmmm lag to aaysa he raha hai
mohanlal-aur aap bhi chaliyea ise bahane aap ise baare mai sabkuch jan payenge
main-haan jarur kab jana hai bata dijiyea ga
tab kamini bua bhi aajati hai aur hum waha sai bahar aajate hai , main gadi chalane lagta hu
main-lagta hai aap apne pati kai saath itna time speand nahi karte the jitne dadaji ki saath karte the
kamini-unke paas mere liyea time kaha hai akash ji
main-matlab ?
kamini-unko unke rakhel sai phursat mile to mujhe pooche
main shock ho jata hu road ki beechoo beech break marta hu aur bua ki taraf mudta hu
main-unke rakhel bhi hai?
kamini bua mere taraf dekhte hai
kamini bua-haan aur wo wahe mu marte hai , jayse mohanlal ji apne bahu par mu marte hai (apne nasile aandaz mai bolte hai )
main-lagla hai aapko aapki papa aur mohanlal jayse aged log pasand hai?
kamini bua- itne pasand to nahi lakin unke jayse mard pasand hai jo ek pyasi daasi ki pyaas bujha sake , jo ki aap bujha nahi sakte
kamini bua ki baath mere dil main lagte hai to unke ek haath pakad ki apne aur keech leta hu tab wo mere poore paas aagaye thee
main-mujhe tumko jab aur jaha chahe pakad sakta hu kamini bua, bas pakdana nahi chahata
kamini-kyu? kya main iske layak nahi hu akash ji
yea bol kar kamini bua mere hoth sai apne hoth laga kar ek kiss dati hai aachanak sai
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main-tum layak to ho bua
kamini-to mujhe dekhaa yea ki main kitne layak hu akash ji
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subha jayse he sunidhi ki needh toothte hai to wo apne aapko akash ki baho main pati hai aur wo khus ho jati hai aur dhere sai uuthte hai taki akash uth na jae tabhi usko uske badi bahen kabita dekhai deti hai jo ki dushre taraf
sunidhi -kya didi bhi soye hai inke bagal mai, heh aajib sa to lagg raha hai lakin aab didi bhi to inke patni hai to hehe, didi sach main ise umar main inke bachee ko jamn dena chagati hai? , kayse unke bete ka bachee ko janm dagi?** log kya kahenge, chodo didi ne kuch sooch samajh ki he faisla lia hoga
tabhi kabita bhi uuth jati hai aur akash ki baho main pati hai tab uske nazar sunidhi par padti hai jo ki bethi huye the
kabita-goodmoring behena
sunidhi-goodmoring didi,dhere boleyea yea jagh jayenge
kabita-tujhe kafe fikar ho rahe hai mere bete ki
sunidhi-hehe,ji aap itne jaldi kayse jagh gaye
kabita-apne bete ki aage aalsi dekhna hai kya?, soti rahungi to tana marega aur teri jayse subha uuthne kai liyea bolega
tabhi piche sai akash ki aabaz aate hai
main-kya subha subha chugli kar rahe ho niklo na yaha sai tum dono baheni
dono piche dekhte hai to akash aabhi bhi so raha tha to dono sochte hai bahar ja fresh hona he sahi rahega aur dono fresh hone chali jati hai
kuch der baadh-
main uuthte he mohanlal ko call karta hu milne kai liyea taki ganv ki kuch problem ka koi haal nikal sake to wo mujhe unke ghar bulate hai dopher ko
main-- chai laoo
tab sunidhi chai dene aate hai aur chali jati hai ,main chai pene lagg jata hu aur thode der main maa fresh hokar aajati hai
maa-chai mil gaye
main-han meri pyaari sunidhi ne bana kar dia hai aap to dati nahi
(akash ki baath sun kar kabita thoda saitani karne ki sochte hai)
maa-kya nahi dati sab kuch to de dia hai aur sab kuch to le lia hai tumnai mere laal aur kaha lena chahate ho ji main tumko dungi (nasile aabaz main bolte hai )
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yea bol kar wo jhuk kar apne chati par khud he haath pher lati hai aur maa ki mu sai yea double meaing nasile aabaz sun kar mere mu khula ka khula rahe jata hai
main-maa yea double meaing bol kar aap maire zasbato kai saath khel rahe ho
maa-aachaa? tere jasbato kai saath khel rahe ho kayse? ise saare main kya mere raja?
maa mere aage aachanak apne saree ki uper ki hisse modd deti hai jiise uske mote chati bouse main dekhne lagte hai aur ghum kar dekhate hai
hamesha ki tarrha maa ki mote chati ko dekh kar maira lund dhere dhere khada ho jata hai ,maira haath aapne aap mere lund ki aur jata aur dabane lagta hai main tab bed sai uutha he tha ki maa mujhe ek aankh maar kar bhagti huye kamre sai bahar chali jati hai . aur main apna loda baithane mai lagg gaya tha jo maa ki karan khada ho chuka tha
main apne lund ko sambhal ki chai khatam kar lia tha ki choti bua sulochana aajati hai
sulochana- akash ji wo kamla aaye hai
main-thik main aata hu
thode der baadh main bahar aane lagta hu jaha sunidhi kuch ise tarha tayar ho kar khadi thee
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main-kya baath sai sunidhi jach rahe ho in saree mai
sunidhi-ji wo didi ne pahanai hai, mujhe thoda aajib sa lag raha hai
main-aare tum zamindaar ki bibi ho aur yea sare tumko pahenni he chaheyea poore maharani lagg rahe ho apne ise raja ki
sunidhi sarma jati hai
main-aayo mere saath sunidhi rani
sunidhi-ji wo kaam hai thoda sa daadi ne di hai
main-aayo bhi main jaruri hu ghar daadi nahi
main sunidhi ki kandhe main haath de kar bahar aajata hu ghar ki side main jaha kamla ,uske pati aur beti manju the aur waha choti bua ki pati rajesh bhi waha the
kamala, manji-namaste zamindaar saheb
kamla ka pati-pranam hujur
bol kar mere pair par padhh jata hai tab mujhe aahesas hota hai ki yea aabhi bhi nase mai hai
main-haan tujhe pata hai tere bibi aur beti kya karte hai ?
kamla ka pati-haan saheb , wo zamindaar ji ki daasi the aur aapki bhi daasi banegi saheb aap inhe aapki daasi banalo saheb yea seva karne main aachee hai saheb aap jaysa bologe baisa kaengi
(akash ki pair pakadte he akash ek laath marta hai )
main-yea overacting kyu kar raha hai isko pata hai na ki maine kamla aur manju ko kaam main rakh lia hai
rajesh- ji wo nase main hai ise maaf kar dijiyea ga
main-to iska nasa uutarbaoo aur ise kaal sai kaam mai lagaoo
rajesh-ji
rajesh kamla ki pati ko le kar chale jati hai
main-tum dono aab mere bataye huye kaam karogi aur tumhara pati jaghda kare to mujhe batana
kamla-ji hujur
main-tum kya karoge ise ka faisla sunidhi karegi , hai na sunidhi
sunidhi-ji main kayse ? wo sab daadi faisla karte hai
main-daadi, daadi kya laga rakhe ho tum ... sunidhi ja kar sab aurato ko bulaoo hall main mujhe baath karne hai
sunidhi-ji
main kamla aur manju ko apne piche aane ko bolta hu aur hall ki taraf badhta hu,maire dhyan tab manju par jati hai jo dekhne main to sabli the lakin the kadak uske gathele badan ko dekh kar malum padd raha tha ki dadaji ne kafe mahenat kia hai iske uper
main- kamla tumhari umar kya hai ?
kamla-52 ki saheb
main-wah kitne shaal ho gaye hai dadaji ki saath
kamla-pichle 15 shal sai
main mann he mann mai-e sala dada 15 shaal sai chod raha tha isse , dada ne to bhosda bana dia hoga iska aur iske beti ka halat bhi wahe hoga sayad
main hall main jata hu jaha ek ek kar sab aurate eakatha hote hai aur tab mere choti bahen savnam bhi aajati hai
main-savnam tumhara kaam yaha nahi hai tum bahar jayo yaha choto ki jarurat nahi hai
sabnam-bhaiya main yeahe rahungi, main badi ho gaye hu
main-thik hai
daadi , maa , sunidhi , kamini bua ,sulochana bua, savnam waha mouzud the aur kamla aur manju bhi
maa-kya baath hai beta tum ne kyu bulaya hai ?
main-hmm bata raha hu maa... daadi ....
daadi-haan akash beta
main-main chahata hu ki aap ghar ki chabi sunidhi ko de do
daadi shock ho jati hai yea baath sun kar , aur sunidhi shock ho jati hai aur akash ki sakl dekhne lagti hai sab ki tarha ,
sunidhi-ji main yea.......
main-maine tumsai pooch nahi raha hu sunidhi, main bata raha hu ki tumko yea karna he padega
(sunidhi akash ki baath sun kar chup ho jati hai , kabita kuch nahi bolte kyu ki wo akash ko samajhte the aur wo jante the ki uske beta ka faisla ek tarha sahi he hai )
daadi-yea kya bol rahe ho akash beta, main ghar ki chabi ise liyea rakhte hu kyu ki jab tum na ho main ghar ki aahem faisle le saku, aur kisi ko paiso ki jarurat pade to de saku
main-aab aapko ghar ki liyea faisle lene ki koi jarurat nahi sab sunidhi sambhalegi, aab aap ko paise chaheyea to sunidhi sai mang kar paise le sakti ho
daadi-lakin beta usko yea sab nahi aata
main-to aap sekha do usko, wo sab sambhalna seekh legi
daadi-usko kyu , kabita ko zimadari dedo wo aache sai sambhalegi
main-wo yea zimmedari nahi sambhala chahati
maa-main nahi chahati sasuma
daadi-to sunidhi bhi to nahi chahati
main-aapko sunidhi sai kya aapathi hai , aaap kyu usko jimaadari saupna nahi chahate
daadi-kyu ki wo ek daasi rahe chuki hai teri daadaji ki aur ek daasi kai haath mai ghar ki chabi rahena sobha nahi deta
(ghar ka mahol garm ho chuka tha, aur aab daadi apne dil ki baath bol rahe the jisko bo kabhi bhi bahar lana nahi chahati the , aur ise mahol main akash ka bhi dimag garm hota ja raha tha daadi ki baath sun kar, akash sunidhi ki taraf dekhta hai jo apne gardan niche jhuka di the aur uske aankhe naam ho gaye the yea baath uske dil par lagi the )
main- wo dadaji ki kya lagti the usse mujhe koi fark nahi padta daadi aab sunidhi mere aurat hai aur aapko usse ise tarha baath karne ka koi aadhikar nahi hai
daadi- lekin beta baharwale kya kahengi
main-uske parwha mujhe nahi hai, aur aapki bhi nahi hone chaheyea, aapne he mujhe ghar ka mard ghosit kia tha aur tab sai main ghar ka bada hu to mujhe jo pasand aaye main yahe karunga ,aur aap isme dhakhal aandaji nahi karengi daadi samajh gaye na aap
daadi-samajh gaye beta
main-to aap ghar ki chabi sunidhi ko de dijiyea
(daadi aur kuch na bol pati hai aur akash ki baath mante huye sunidhi ki aur badhte hai aur ghar ki chabii sunidhi ko de deti hai )
main-aab sai kisi ko paiso ki jarurat ho to sunidhi sai mang lena aur aap bhi daadi ,aur main aasa karta hu ji aap sinidhi ki help karoge
daadi-main karungi beta
main-aur mere khane ka zimadedari main meri maa ko deta hu, rasoi main kya banega ya nahi wo batayegi , aur mere khane ka bhi khayal bo rakhegi
(kabita khadi huye muskarane lagti hai akash ki faisla sun kar usko akash ki mardo wale baath sun kar aachaa laga aur waha koi muskara rahe the to wo the akash ki choti bahen savnam jo ki daadi sai tanasahi rabiyea sai khafa the aur wo sochte hai ise bahane usko daadi bhi aur daant nahi payengi )
main-aab aap aapne kaam mai lagg jayea jayea
sab ek ek kar jane lagte hai maa mousi ko chod kar tabhi
kamla-ji saheb humara kaam kya hoga ?
main-haan bhul he gaya tum dono ki baare main, tum kamla mere maa yahi kabita ki daiphal karogi aaj sai aur aabhi sai
kamla-jarur malik
main-aur tum ? kya naam hai tumhara
manju-manju.. saheb
main-manju tum sunidhi ki saath rahogi
sunidhi ko pata tha ki unke pati ghusse main hai to wo kuch nahi bolte aur apne kamre mai chali jati hai aur aansuoo ko poochte huye . lakin kabita waha sai nahi jati , kyu bo jante the ki akash ka mood jitna bhi kharab kyu na ho usse wo kuch nahi bolega
kabita-main inka(kamla) ka kya karu ?
main maa kai sakl ki aur dekhta hu jo ki muskara rahe the
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aur unko dekhte he mera mood thik ho jata hai aur mai has deta hu
main-kamla pahele in(maa) ko ek aachaa sa malish do taki yea jald thik ho jaye
kamla-ji saheb
main waha sai bahar aane lagta hu , tab badi bua kamini waha the
main-kamini bua apne pati raghunath kaha hai
kamini bua-wo to khet gaye hai akash ji, aapko kuch kaam tha kya
main-haan mujhe mohanlal ki ghar jana hai kuch kaam hai lakin main nahi janta ki unka ghar kaha hai
kamini bua- ji wo panchayat wale mohanlal
main-haan kamini bua
kamini-ji aap chahe to main le ja sakte hu, main dekhi hi unke ghar
main-kya ? tum dekhi ho bua?
kamini-haan, aur rajesh ji ko bhi aane mai time lagega to
savnam-kaha jane ki baare main baath ho rahe hai bhaiya main bhi ghumne chalungi
piche sai savnam bhi aajati hai aur humare baate sun kar
main-nahi savnam main kahi ghumne nahi ja raha hu, kuch kaam sai ja raha hu
savnam- to aap kaam karna baiya aur main gadi main baithe rahungi , baise bhi yaha boor ho jati hu, le chalo na baiya
main-nahi savnam, main tujko baadh main gumane le jayunga, ok , aab jaoo
savnam-pakka le jayooge baadh mai bhaiya
main-haan pakka
savnamm aandar chalo jati hai aur maine paas aur koi chara nahi tha
main-thik hai chalo kamini tum he dekha do
main kamini bua ko le kar gadi main baith jata hu aur hum pas ki ganv kai jane lagte hai
main-bua tumko mohanlal ki ghar ki baare main kayse pata
kamini bua-aage sai left. ji akash ji main aapki dadaji kai saath aayehu
main-wo late the
kamini bua- haan , gumate the unke saath
main-in jabani mai , kafe rangeeli kisam kai rahe hai tumhare papa
kamini bua-haan the to wo ise liyea to mashur the, kisi ko chodte nahi the
rasta thoda kharab tha lakin kamini bua ki rasta dekha sai hum jald he mohanlal ki ghar main pahuch jate hai aur unke gate keeper hume aandar jane deta hai to hum chale he jate hai .
bua aur main ghar ki aandar ghuste hai ki tabhi ek aurat humare aage aati hai
kamini bua-yea mohanlal ji ki patni hai , aur yea naye zamindaar ji hai
mohanlal ki patni-namaste zamindaar ji aayea baithyea yaha
main kamini bua kai saath sofe main baith jata hu
mohanlal ki patni -ji wo aandar he hai aate he hongi aap jara baitheyea main aabhi chai le kar aate hu
main kamini bua ki saath baitha huya tha tabhii
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main thoda shock ho gaya ki yea kayse aabaz hai tab dimag main aaya ki yea to chudai wali aabaz kaha sai aarahe hai main kamini bua ki sarl dekhta hu jo mujhe dekh kar muskara dati hai ,tab aage sai unke kaam wali bai ek kamre sai nikal kar dushre kamre main jati lakin lakin usko yea chudai ki ahhhh ahhh ki aabaz sai koi fark nahi padd raha tha, mujhe aahhh ahh ohhh ji oh ki aabaz sunai deti ja rahe thee
kamini bua-lagta hai mohanlal ji kisi kai saath busy hai
thode der baadh , mohanlal uper ki kamre sai niche chal kar aane lagte hai apne nada bandhte huye
mohanlal- aare zamindaar ji namaste
main-namaste
mohanlal-aare zamindaar ji ki liyea kuch nasta basta laooo bahuriya
tabhi uper ki wahe kamre sai ek aurat nikal kar aate hai apne pallu thik karte huye
-ji bapuji
mohanlal-kya baath hai zamindaar ji kamini ji kai saath aaye hai
main-inke aalaba aapki ghar ka rasti koi jankar bhi nahi tha
mohanlal-haha, haan kamini ji to aapne papa ki saath bahut bar aaye hai , mohanlal ji ki chahate beti jo thaire
tabhi ek aurat hume nasta dati hai aur mujhe namaste bolti hai
mohanlal-yea meri choti bahu , choti bahu kamini ji ko aandar le jaoo
mohanlal ji bahu-ji babuji
(yea bahu wahe the jo kuch he der pahele mohanlal ki kamre sai bahar nikle the pallu thik karte hua) kamini aandar chali jati hai
main- lagta hai aap aapki bahu ko kafe pyaar karte hai hehe
mohanlal-haha haan zamindaar ji hai he aayse cheez, pyaar kia bina raha nahi jata aur ise umar mai , baise aap bhi to kamini ji ki saath ghum rahe hai hahaha
main-aap ho rangeeli kisam kai mohanlal ji
mohanlal-aap kai dadaji sai kaam zamindaar ji, aur yea sab hum nahi karenge to kon karega?
main-yea baath bhi sahi hai, to jo samasya ki samadhan ki liyea maine jo list dia tha unka kya huaa mohanlal ji
mohanlal-ji uska hal to nikal aaya hai aur yea paper bhi sare panchayat ki sadsaoo ne sign kar lia hai ek ko chod kar
main-main aabhi sign kar deta hu
mohanlal-aap kai aalaba ek aur hai zamindaar ji
main-kon ?
mohanlal-aap ki chota dada pratab ji
main- to kya unsai mujhe baath karne padegi
mohanlal-na na zamindaar ji aap kyu kast karenge aap jayoge to bo sign nahi karenge
main-aaysa kyu?
mohanlal-lagta hai aapko pata nahi hai ki aapki dadaji aur unke chote bhai pratab ka 36 ka aakda hai dono ek dushre ki sakla nahi dekhte aur pratab ji kisi sai chidta hai to wo hai aapki dadaji ka naam
main-mujhe ise baare main pata nahi tha
mohanlal- ji zamindaar ji aapko to yea bhi malum na hoga ki aapki dadaji mare kayse the
main- budhe hokar
mohanlal- haha, jal kar mare the zamindaar ji
main-kya? lakin
mohanlal-yea sab chodiyea zamindaar ji kaam ki baate lipta lete hai
(mohanlal nai baato he baato main akash ko thode sochpar majoor kar dia tha. wo sochne lagta hai ki dadaji jal kar mare the to kisi ne ise baare mai usko bataya kyu nahi aur dadaji ki bhai ka kya marjr hai dono ek dushre sai kya dushmani the ki dadaji ki chote bhai pratab dadaji ko saha nahi pata tha)
bo yea baate thodi der ki liyea bhul kar ganv ki problem ka charcha mohanlal ki saath karne lagta hai
thode der baadh--
mohanlal- ji humko saher to jana he padega yaha baithkar to sab hoga nahi
main-hmmm lag to aaysa he raha hai
mohanlal-aur aap bhi chaliyea ise bahane aap ise baare mai sabkuch jan payenge
main-haan jarur kab jana hai bata dijiyea ga
tab kamini bua bhi aajati hai aur hum waha sai bahar aajate hai , main gadi chalane lagta hu
main-lagta hai aap apne pati kai saath itna time speand nahi karte the jitne dadaji ki saath karte the
kamini-unke paas mere liyea time kaha hai akash ji
main-matlab ?
kamini-unko unke rakhel sai phursat mile to mujhe pooche
main shock ho jata hu road ki beechoo beech break marta hu aur bua ki taraf mudta hu
main-unke rakhel bhi hai?
kamini bua mere taraf dekhte hai
kamini bua-haan aur wo wahe mu marte hai , jayse mohanlal ji apne bahu par mu marte hai (apne nasile aandaz mai bolte hai )
main-lagla hai aapko aapki papa aur mohanlal jayse aged log pasand hai?
kamini bua- itne pasand to nahi lakin unke jayse mard pasand hai jo ek pyasi daasi ki pyaas bujha sake , jo ki aap bujha nahi sakte
kamini bua ki baath mere dil main lagte hai to unke ek haath pakad ki apne aur keech leta hu tab wo mere poore paas aagaye thee
main-mujhe tumko jab aur jaha chahe pakad sakta hu kamini bua, bas pakdana nahi chahata
kamini-kyu? kya main iske layak nahi hu akash ji
yea bol kar kamini bua mere hoth sai apne hoth laga kar ek kiss dati hai aachanak sai
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main-tum layak to ho bua
kamini-to mujhe dekhaa yea ki main kitne layak hu akash ji
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