Non veg jokes

[Poojasingh69]

If Counter Strike Ever Made In India, Radio Commands Would Be
Affirmative – Haan Be Laude
Need Backup – Gandu Aa Na Jaldi
Enemy Spotted – Dikha, Bahan Ka Lund Dikha
Negative – Maa Chuda, Sector Clear Hai Behenchod
Stick Together Team – Gaand Pe Chipke Raho
Fall Back – Piche Bhago Bhadvo
Cover Me – Kaha Mar Gaye Sab Chodu
Get Outta Here, Its Gonna Blow – Bhaago Bhen Ke Lodo, Nahi To Maa Chud Jayegi

 

[Poojasingh69]

Patni Ne Pati Se Puchha: “Main London Jaa Rahi Hun Vahan Se Tumhare Liye Kaya Lau?”
Pati: “Ek Vilayti Ladki Le Aana”
Patni Chupchap Ye Sun Kar Chali Gayi Kuch Time Baad Jab Vo London Se Vaapis Aayi
Pati: “Maine Jo Cheez Maangi Thhi Vo Layi Kaya?”
Jawab Aya: “Haan Ji Le Aayi Hun Bas 9 Months Wait Karo“

 

[Sunil Ek Musafir]

Patni Ne Pati Se Puchha: “Main London Jaa Rahi Hun Vahan Se Tumhare Liye Kaya Lau?”
Pati: “Ek Vilayti Ladki Le Aana”
Patni Chupchap Ye Sun Kar Chali Gayi Kuch Time Baad Jab Vo London Se Vaapis Aayi
Pati: “Maine Jo Cheez Maangi Thhi Vo Layi Kaya?”
Jawab Aya: “Haan Ji Le Aayi Hun Bas 9 Months Wait Karo“

 

[Sunil Ek Musafir]

for New Thread....

 

[Rachit Chaudhary]

Nice

 

[Tapashya Singh]

Nice

Tum yaha kya kar rahe ho
Hehehe
Sona rahul or quasar ko batati hu abhi

 

[Poojasingh69]

Dr.: Apke Pati Ko Bhut Kamjori Hai, Rozana Doodh Dijiye. Lady: Roz Deti Hun Dr.Saab, Lekin Ye Dabate Jyada Hain Or Peete Kam Hai.

 

[Poojasingh69]

Ek Baar Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi
Teacher Ne Us Se Pucha
Teacher: ?Tumhara Naam Kya Hai??
Ladki: Ji, Pinki?
Teacher: Aage Ya Piche Kuch Lagati Ho??
Ladki Sharmate Hue: Ji Aage Veet Cream Aur
Piche Sarson Ka Tel!

 

[Poojasingh69]

Santa Apni Biwi Preeto Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Thha, Par Usko Thoda Sa Tight Feel Hua.
To Usne Dimag Lagaya Aur Sath Mein Pade Glass Mein Se Doodh Liya Aur Lund Pe Laga Ke Chodna Shuru Kar Diya.
Aisa Karne Se Usko Itna Maja Aaya Ki Vo Roj Roj Yahi Karne Lag Gaya.
9 Mahine Bad Biwi Jab Pregnant Hui To Hospital Mein Admit Karvaya.
Jaisi Hi Doctor Operation Theater Se Bahar Nikla To Santa Ne Us Se Pucha.
Santa: “Dr Saab, Kya Hua Baby Ya Baba?”
Doctor Huste Hue: “No Baby Or No Baba, Only 1Kg Paneer Nikla Hai, Yahi Khana Hai Ya Pack Kar Du“

 

[Poojasingh69]

Dosto Swami Lunnacharya Ji Ne Mard Hone Ke Fayde Bataye Hai
1. Un Dino Ki Tension Nahi Rehti
2. Heavy Golo Ki Jagah Light Goliya Latakti Hai
3. Nange Bhi Ghumo To Kisi Ki Bhavnaye Nahi Jagti Hai
4. Virginity Ka Koi Proof Nahi Hota Hai
5. Khujane Pe Hath Geela Nahi Hota Hai
6. And Above All – Kahi Bhi Mooto Aaram Se Khade Hokar
Enjoy Friends We Are A Man.
Jai Ho Swami Lunnacharya Ki