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Update 45
Aise hi ek-do baar aur mauka paa kar mene us mastani laundiya Anjali ko choda, kuchh dino mein wo apne gaon chali gayi.
Ab meera puri tarah se akele full maza le rahi thi, samay beet-ta raha, sardiyaan shuru ho gayi.
Sardiyon mein pitaaji ki halat bigadane lagi elergic hone ki vajah se aur beete dinon mein jarurat se jayada kaam ka bojh aur jimmedariyon ne unki sharirik kshamata ko khatam hi kar diya tha,
ab wo aaye din beemar rahane lage, jiski vajah se me kahin jaake apne job vagairah ki soch bhi nahi paaraha tha, pitaji ko dama ho gaya, aur daure padne lage.
Shyam bhai ek-do baar delhi bhi le gaye check karane, lekin pitaji ellopethik ilaaz ke favoure mein nahi they so aayurved ka ilaaz chalne laga, jiski mahine ke mahine dawayen delhii se aati, jise lene shyam bhai jaate ek hafte pahle aur isi bahane mauj masti karkarake lautate.
Kheti ka jyadatar kaam mere jimme aagaya, me majduron ko leke kheti badi dekhne mein laga rahta.
January ke mahine ki shuruaat hi huyi thi, bhayankar sardi, para kabhi-2 sunya se bhi neeche chala jata tha, shyam Bihari 3 din se dilli mein pade mauj kar rahe they.
mujhe ek laast khet mien gahun ki buayi karni thi, arahar (Tuar) kaat kar khet taiyar karne mein deri ho gayi thi.
Subah-2 jab me khet bone ghar se chala hi tha, pitaji dhoop mein baithe they mujhe rok kar bole thoda jaldi kaam khatam karke aana, na jaane unko abhas sa ho gaya tha shayad ki ab samay aa chukka hai jaane ka.
Mene kaha theek hai dopahar tak gehun khet mein daalkar tractor se milane ko bol kar aata hoon.
Mene khet mein pahunch kar gehun ka beez pure khet mein failaya, koi 3-4 acre ka khet tha, isi kaam mein 2 ghante nikal gaye, tractor se milane ki shuruaat hi ki thi, ki ek padosi bhagte huye aaya aur bola, arun jaldi chal tere pitaji ki halat jyada kharab ho gayi hai
Me usko tractor thama kar bhaga-2 ghar pahuncha, jab unke pass pahuncha to hamare gaon ke tauji jo ki Vaidya bhi hain, wo unki nabj pakde hue they.
pitaji ne meri or dekha, aankhon ke koron se paani bah raha tha, mujhse kuchh bolna chahte they awaz nahi nikali, cuff ne gale ko jakad rakha tha.
bolne ki koshish mein kuchh gharr-2 si awaj nikali aur unka muh khula ka khula rah gaya.
Vaidya ji ne kaha inke pair ki naadi ko dawa ke dekh, mene unke pair mein heel ke just upar ki naadi ko tatola ek-do halki si fadakan mehsoos hui, aur bas….. unki atma muh ke raste vatavaran mein vileen ho gayi..
Vaidya ji ne hath chhod diya aur bole- inko jaldi charpai se neeche lelo ab ye nahi rahey.
Aakhirkaar apne kamjor sharir aur beemariyon se haar kar pitaji hum dono bhaiyon ko besahara chhod kar antahpur ko chale gaye.
Neeche jamin par lita kar bhavsunya avastha mein khada hokar me unke khule huye muh ko hi tadta raha kitani hi der.
Bhale hi mene akele rah kar kitane hi jemmedari bhare kaam kiye they apne gujre dino mein lekin na jaane kyon aaj mujhe aisa lag raha tha jaise aaj me bilkul akela rah gaya hoon, aaj me apne ko anath mehsoos kar raha tha.
Mere chachere bade bhai Prem chand ji ne mere kandhe pakad kar hilaya aur awaj di- arun..arun.. kab tak khada rahega..? inka dah sanskaar bhi karna hai, tab meri aankhon se do boond aasunon ki tapki lekin muh se ek hichaki tak nahi nikali.
Mene hadbadakar kaha- ab kya hoga bhaiya..? me to akela ho gaya, ab kya karoon..?
Wo bole- arey tu akela kahaan hai, hum sab hain na tere sath.. ! tu jo bolega, jaisa kahega, hum sab intejam kar denge, tu chinta na kar mere bahi..!
Me unke kandhe se lag kar fafak pada… unhone mujhe dhadhs bandhaya aur jaise-taise mujhe chup karaya.
Meri maa aur chhoti wali behan jo wahin thi, wo dahadein mar-2 kar ro rahi thi, auratein unko chup karane mein lagi thi aur sath-2 khud bhi ro rahi thi.
Gaon mohalle ke sabhi logon ne milkar dah sanskaar ki vidhi ko jaisa vidhan ke hisaab se hona chahiye sampann karaya aur mene apne pita ke parthiv sharir ko agni ke supurd kar diya.
Sabhi bhaiyon ko Prem bhaiya ne chiththii kar diya tha, telephone ki suvidha abhi tak nahi thi ass-pass.
Teesare din dono bade bhai aur shaym Bihari padhare tab tak hum sabhi mundan sanskaar bhi kar chuke they. Mene kisi se koi sawal jabab nahi kya, sabne shyam ko bahut khari-khoti sunayi, wo muh latakaye sunte rahey.
Tervi ke baad hum charon bhai ek sath baithe aur bhavishya ke baare mein salah mashvira kiya, jismein tay hua ki hum charon mein se kisi ek ko to gaon mein rehna hi hoga, achhi-khasi jamin jaydad ki dekhbhal bhi karni hai.
Dono bade to apni-2 naukariyon par set they bal-bacche dono ke ho chuke they jo padh likh bhi rahe they, bache hum dono jo abhi tak naukari ki talash me they.
Mujhe inmature declare karte huye faisala kar diya ki shyam iss sabki dekh bhal karega,
jab tak uske baal-bacche apne pairon par khade nahi ho jaate, koi bhi apna hissa nahi maangega usase,
arun ki jab tak naukari nahi lagti hai wo ghar rah kar madad karega.
Un dono ke chale jaane ke baad mera bhi jyada din ghar par mann nahi laga aur me bhi ek din apna bag uthaye hariyana apne chachere bhai Yashapal ji jo mere jyada hitaishi they pure ghar mein unke pass chala gaya jahaan bahut saari companiyan thi.
Jaisa ki me pahle unke baare mein likh chukka hoon ki yashpal bhaiya wahaan state gov mein agriculture officer hain.
Mein kuchh din unke pass muft ki rotiyan todta raha, aur bhag-daud karke jaldi hi ek limited company mein trainee engineer ke taur par lag gaya.
Ek saal ki training thi, to sty fund ke taur par us samay 1500/- mahina milta tha. akele ke liye theek hi they, vaise bhi bhai saab ne mujhe alag rahne se mana kar diya tha, kyonki kuchh unko bhi sahara tha mujhse aur mera unse.
Unki us samay 3 badi pyari bacchiyan thi sabse badi beti ne abhi school jana shuru hi kiya tha, dusari usase dhai saal chhoti aur teesari mere wahaan jaane ke kuchh mahine pahle hi paida hui thi.
Wo ek kiraye ke makan mein rehte they, 4 kamron ka makaan do hisson mein bana tha, ek hisse mein unke hi mehkame ke mucchhad bhai saab rehte they naam tha indramani Sharma,
wo bhi UP se hi they badi-2 munchhein, hatta-katta sharir, dekhne se hi koi police ke bade adhikaari lagte they.
Dono mein ghanisht mitrata thi. unki saadi 5 saal pahle hi hui thi lekin abhi tak koi bacha nahi tha. unki vriddh maa aur chhota bhai bhi unke sath rahta tha, jo un dino post graduation kar raha tha.
Pitaji ki mratyu ke baad me kuchh dharmik sa ho gaya tha kyonki jab mene 10 dino tak vaidik reeti se unka karm- kand karaye they saare din sirf ek chai ke sahare sardiyon mein nange badan tarpan karna shashtriji ke sath baith kar.
To aadat si pad gayi thi shuddh aur dharmik rahne ki, har mangalwaar (Tuesday) ko vrat ke sath-2 sunderkand ka path bhi karta tha.
Me saari beeti huyi ghatnaon ko bhul kar apni duty aur apni pyari-2 bhatijiyon ke sath mein busy ho gaya, bhaiya aur Bhabhi dono hi bahut acche they, mujhe apne sage bhaiyon se bhi jyada pyar mil raha tha unke sath....
Hum jis area mein rahte they, wo rahne ke hisaab se bahut achha tha, lekin thoda pahadi ke neeche ka tha jo shahr ke dusare hisson se thoda uchai par tha, jiski vajah se corporation ka paani wahaan tak kabhi-2 hi pahunch pata tha.
isliye hum sabhi ko raat mein hi uthke kuchh neeche ke area se baltiyon se paani dhona padta tha.
Bhaiya Bhabhi ki 12 mahine ki aadat thi subah 3-4 baje se uthake hi nahana-dhona, paani ka intejam karna, jismein mujhe bhi unki help karni hoti thi.
Indramani aur unka pariwar itna jaldi nahi uthte they, aur unko har roz paani ki samasya se do-char hona padta tha.
Ek din magalwar ka din tha, naha dhokar me factory jaane se pahle sunderkand ka path kar raha tha, matra underwear aur uske upar ek tauliya lapete huye, koi 52 dohe ho chuke they matra 7-8 dohe ka path hi baaki tha. bhai saab apne field ke daure par gaye huye they.
Ki Bhabhi ghabarayi huyi aayi aur boli, bhaisaab dekhna wo indramani bhai saab ke sath kisi se kuchh jhagda ho gaya hai neeche.
Mene ramayan ke gutke ko pranam kiya aur kshama maangi shesh bache huye path ke liye... aur youhi tauliye mein hi uthke bhaga.
Jin logon se jhagda ho raha tha wo 6 bhai they aur unki ek tadika jaisi maa thi, sabke sab saale haramkhor, pure mohalle ko dara ke rakha tha.
uss din paani lene indramani ji uske darwaje ke saamne wale nal par pahunch gaye aur khali dekhkar apni Balti wahaan laga di,
tabhi unmein se ek bhai aaya aur unki Balti uthake fenk di, jab unhone usase kaaran puchha to bas ho gaya jhagda.
Jab me wahaan pahuncha to kya dekhta hoon ki wo saale 6 ke 6 indramani ke charon or chipke huye they, wo do-teen ho to takkar bhi lein ab 6-6 ko kaise sambhalte. !!
Unka chhota bhai to unki tadika maa ko hi sambhalne mein nakafi tha, wo pahaad jaisi uske saamne khadi thi, aur wo sirf Balti ghumane ke alawa aur kuchh nahi kar paa raha tha bechara.
Me bhavsunya avastha mein tha, wahaan jakar paristhiti ko dekha aur un 6 logon mein se do ke peechhe se gale pakade aur unko indramani ji se alag karke dur dhakel diya aur dobara do ko pakda aur unhein bhi alag chhitak diya.
Mere chehare par na gusaa na khushi koi bhav nahi tha, abhi bhi me apne sunderkand path ke impression mein hi tha.
baaki bache do ko unhone araam se sambhal liya, unmein se ek ka gala mere haath mein aagaya so mene ek hi hath se use do deewaron ke kone mein sata kar ek hi hath par latka liya,
uske bhai usko chhudane aaye, to kisi ko laat se kisi ko dusare hath se dur chhitakta raha.
Mera dhyaan us pakde huye ki taraf tha hi nahi, me dusre jo chhudane aa rahe they unki taraf hi dhyan lagaye tha.
Jab indramani ne apne shikaron par kabu paa liya tab unka dhyan meri taraf gaya, ek permanent upar latka tha, do neeche gaand ke bal pade they, ek aur aaya usko bhi ulte haath ka pada to wo bhi dur jaake gira.
Kya kar raha hai arun chhod isse nahi to ye mar jaayega- jab ye indramani ke shabd mere kaanon mein pade tab mera dhyan uski taraf gaya.
Bahut der tak gala dabe rahne ke karan uska muh laal pad gaya tha jeebh bahar ko nikalne wali thi, underwear usi ke pesab se geela ho chukka tha.
jaise hi mene usko chhoda, anaj ke bore ki tarah dhadam se wo wahin dher ho gaya.
Itne mein unmein se ek ..jisne ye jhagda shuru kiya tha wo ek chaku leke meri or jhapta, mera dhyan dusri taraf tha, lekin indramni ji ne usko jhapte huye dekh liya aur chilla kar bole- arun bacho.
Jaise hi meri najar ghumi, uska chaku wala hath meri or aa hi raha tha ki mene jhat se uski kalai thami aur baju se pakad kar usko peeth par daal liya, chaku abhi bhi uske hath mein hi tha.
peeth par laade huye usko apne ghar ke baramade mein laake patak diya aur dande se uske ghutne todne lage.
Ab humara plan sabut ke sath police case karne ka tha, lekin kuchh hamre hitashiyon ne hi aakar usse chhudwa diya ki ab inke liye itna sabak kaafi hai,
naukari-pesha wale aadmi ho aap log kahaan police kachahari ke chakkar mein padte ho. Baat indra ji ko jam gayi aur usse chhudwa diya.
Meri tauliya bhi na jaane kab khul kar gir gayi thi, kisi dusare ne laakar di.
Hum kapde vagairah pahan ke chuke hi they ki bhai saab aa gaye, unhone jaise hi suna to bade gussa huye ki kyon chhod diya saale ko.
Unke ek mitra bhi aa gaye, jo Thakur they aur unki wahaan ke thakuron ke sath sambandh they, to tay hua ki chaupal ke thakuron ko leke police case kiya jaye, varna inki himmat aur badh jaayegi.
Jab hum thakuron ki chaupal par pahunche to dur se hi hamein wo sabhi chhahon bhai wahaan baithe dikhayi diye aur jaise hi unki nazar hum par padi to jo underwear mein moot gaya tha wo thar-2 kaanp utha aur bola-
Thakur saab yahi hai wo log, hamein bachalo please.. ye UP ke daku hain mujhe jaan se maar denge.
Hum abhi chaupal par chadhe hi they ki thakur saab ne uske kamar mein ek laat maari aur bole- haramkhor, me tum logon ki aadat janta hoon,
in logon par aisa ghinona ilzam laga raha hai, arey salo ye sarkari adhikari hain, bhale log hain, jarur tum logon ne inke sath koi galat harkat ki hogi, fir to unki nani hi mar gayi.
Fir jab humne sari baat batayi tab wo Thakur bole- haramiyon inse maafi mango, aur bhavishya mein agar koi aisi vaisi baat sunayi di to samajh lena ye marenge wo to alag, hum tumahari khaal khinch lenege.
Iss tarah se mamle ko suljhake unhein ghar bheja aur hamse bhi kaha ki aap log jaao ab in saalon ki himmat nahi padegi aap logon se ulajhne ki.
Pura mohalla hamein badhai de raha tha un badmashon ko sabak sikhane ke liye.
Indramani ji ne meri peeth thapathayi unka sath dene ke liye, aur apne bhai ko jhidka nakam hone ki vajah se. kyonki jo log tamasha dekh rahe they unhone hi bola ki tum is ladke ki vajah se bach gaye varna pata nahi wo log kya kar dalte tumhara.
Khair ek aur mushibat tal gayi thi meri vajah se aur logon mein maan bhi badha mere bhai ka.
Par ek Jodi aankhein aur thi jinmein mere prati kritagyta, chahat aur prem ki bhavna panap rahi thi jiska mujhe koi bhaan nahi tha…
Iss ghatana ke kuchh mahine baad hi shaym ji ki saadi ho gayi, jiske liye hum sab gaon gaye, 10-15 din gaon mein rahne ke baad fir aakar wahi duty aur paani ki samasya.
Indramani bhai saab ki 29 varshiya dharma patni komal, jo apne pati se koi 7-8 saal chhoti thi, fakk safed hlaka gulabipan liye unka rang,
sundar hansta hua gol chehra jispar mukhya aakarshan ka karan thi unki aankhein, jise mrignayani kahte hain.
36-30-36 ka ek dum saanche mein dhala badan 5’5” ki height, kul milakar kisi bhi vyakti ko aakarshit karne ke saare gun they. Lambe ghane kale baal, kamar tak aate they.
Vaise to wo .. khush hi dikhayi deti thi har samay, kintu unki aankhon mein kuchh to aisa tha jo vyakt karta tha unke adhurepan ko.
Par me thahra chhota bhai, meri nazar chahe wo meri apni Bhabhi ho ya wo kabhi unke kamar se upar hi nahi pahunchi thi abhi tak.
Dono mein sagi bahnon jaisa prem tha, so jo respect meri apni Bhabhi ke liye thi wahi unke liye.
Lekin kahte hain na, ki jo hona hota hai, wo hamare bas mein nahi hota aur jab ho jaata hai, tab sochate hain ki ye hua to kaise hua ? hamane to ye socha bhi nahi tha.
Us ghar ke baahri portion mein hum rahte they aur andar ke portion mein Indramani ji ki family.
Hamare portion ke samane ek verandah tha aur usase haamare wale portion ka gate, main gate se verandah mein aana hota aur seedhe jao to gallery se hote huye ek aangan aur uske baad unka portion,
gallaery ke ek side mein hi hum doono ke alag-2 toilet bath they. Aangan ke dusari side mein barabar mein hi do kichin, pahle hamara, fir unke side mein unka.
Indramani ji ki mataji beemari ki vajah se jyadatar khaat par padi hi rahti thi, bina kisi ke support ke wo chal fir bhi nahi paati thi.
Kuchh dino ke baad unka chhota bhai bhi apne exam dene Jabalpur apne bade bhai ke pass chala gaya.
Sunday ka din tha, bhai sahab aur indramani dono kahin bahar gaye hue they,
meri Bhabhi apni do chhoti betiyon ko leke apni kisi saheli ke yahaan gayi huyi thi, meri badi bhatiji vijeta aur me hi ghar par they,
wo TV dekhne mein lagi thi uske pasandida cartoon chal rahey they.
Use bhookh lagi to mere se boli- uncle ji mujhe bhookh lagi hai, mene kaha doodh piyegi, to usne haan kardi.
me uske liye kichen mein jaake doodh glass mein daal raha tha ki tabhi komal Bhabhi bathroom se nikali matra ek peticot jo unhone apne vakshon ke upar bandh rakha tha.
anayas unki payal ki awaj sunkar mera dhyan unki or chala gaya.
Meri nazar jaise hi udhar gayi tabhi unki bhi nazar mujh par pad gayi, jaise hi hamari nazar chaar huyi, wo thoda thithki aur fir sar neeche karke muskarati huyi jaldi se apne bed room mein ghus gayi.
Mene vijeta ko doodh diya aur me bhi tv dekhne mein lag gaya par ab mera dhyan tv mein nahi lag raha tha, bar-2 unka wo sexy roop peticot mein jabrdusti se jakda hua hushn meri aankhon ke samne aa jata.
Bahut dimaag hatane ki koshish karta par kuchh der bad fir wahi scene saamne aa jata.
Geele lambe baal jo kulhon tak aarahey the, sharm se jhuki muskarati wo chanchal aankhein jinki ek jhalak ne hi pata nahi mere dil mein jhanjhanahat si paida kardi thi, surahidar garden,
aur uske neeche jahan wo peticot khali udesa hi hua tha.. ufff… kya madbhare kalashon ka uthan jo peticot ke andar se hi apni pushtata bayan kar chuke they.
Ghutanon se thoda sa upar tak pahunch paya tha wo peticot, utane se hi un kele ke tanon ka aakar pata lag raha tha ki wo upar kaise honge.
Bar-bar wohi scene, sala karun to kya karun mene bahut koshish ki us baare mein na sochun, lekin sochon ko aaj tak tham paya hai kya koi ???
vishwamitra jaise rishi nahi rok paaye to fir hum aam inshanon ki kya bisat. !!
Aise hi ek-do baar aur mauka paa kar mene us mastani laundiya Anjali ko choda, kuchh dino mein wo apne gaon chali gayi.
Ab meera puri tarah se akele full maza le rahi thi, samay beet-ta raha, sardiyaan shuru ho gayi.
Sardiyon mein pitaaji ki halat bigadane lagi elergic hone ki vajah se aur beete dinon mein jarurat se jayada kaam ka bojh aur jimmedariyon ne unki sharirik kshamata ko khatam hi kar diya tha,
ab wo aaye din beemar rahane lage, jiski vajah se me kahin jaake apne job vagairah ki soch bhi nahi paaraha tha, pitaji ko dama ho gaya, aur daure padne lage.
Shyam bhai ek-do baar delhi bhi le gaye check karane, lekin pitaji ellopethik ilaaz ke favoure mein nahi they so aayurved ka ilaaz chalne laga, jiski mahine ke mahine dawayen delhii se aati, jise lene shyam bhai jaate ek hafte pahle aur isi bahane mauj masti karkarake lautate.
Kheti ka jyadatar kaam mere jimme aagaya, me majduron ko leke kheti badi dekhne mein laga rahta.
January ke mahine ki shuruaat hi huyi thi, bhayankar sardi, para kabhi-2 sunya se bhi neeche chala jata tha, shyam Bihari 3 din se dilli mein pade mauj kar rahe they.
mujhe ek laast khet mien gahun ki buayi karni thi, arahar (Tuar) kaat kar khet taiyar karne mein deri ho gayi thi.
Subah-2 jab me khet bone ghar se chala hi tha, pitaji dhoop mein baithe they mujhe rok kar bole thoda jaldi kaam khatam karke aana, na jaane unko abhas sa ho gaya tha shayad ki ab samay aa chukka hai jaane ka.
Mene kaha theek hai dopahar tak gehun khet mein daalkar tractor se milane ko bol kar aata hoon.
Mene khet mein pahunch kar gehun ka beez pure khet mein failaya, koi 3-4 acre ka khet tha, isi kaam mein 2 ghante nikal gaye, tractor se milane ki shuruaat hi ki thi, ki ek padosi bhagte huye aaya aur bola, arun jaldi chal tere pitaji ki halat jyada kharab ho gayi hai
Me usko tractor thama kar bhaga-2 ghar pahuncha, jab unke pass pahuncha to hamare gaon ke tauji jo ki Vaidya bhi hain, wo unki nabj pakde hue they.
pitaji ne meri or dekha, aankhon ke koron se paani bah raha tha, mujhse kuchh bolna chahte they awaz nahi nikali, cuff ne gale ko jakad rakha tha.
bolne ki koshish mein kuchh gharr-2 si awaj nikali aur unka muh khula ka khula rah gaya.
Vaidya ji ne kaha inke pair ki naadi ko dawa ke dekh, mene unke pair mein heel ke just upar ki naadi ko tatola ek-do halki si fadakan mehsoos hui, aur bas….. unki atma muh ke raste vatavaran mein vileen ho gayi..
Vaidya ji ne hath chhod diya aur bole- inko jaldi charpai se neeche lelo ab ye nahi rahey.
Aakhirkaar apne kamjor sharir aur beemariyon se haar kar pitaji hum dono bhaiyon ko besahara chhod kar antahpur ko chale gaye.
Neeche jamin par lita kar bhavsunya avastha mein khada hokar me unke khule huye muh ko hi tadta raha kitani hi der.
Bhale hi mene akele rah kar kitane hi jemmedari bhare kaam kiye they apne gujre dino mein lekin na jaane kyon aaj mujhe aisa lag raha tha jaise aaj me bilkul akela rah gaya hoon, aaj me apne ko anath mehsoos kar raha tha.
Mere chachere bade bhai Prem chand ji ne mere kandhe pakad kar hilaya aur awaj di- arun..arun.. kab tak khada rahega..? inka dah sanskaar bhi karna hai, tab meri aankhon se do boond aasunon ki tapki lekin muh se ek hichaki tak nahi nikali.
Mene hadbadakar kaha- ab kya hoga bhaiya..? me to akela ho gaya, ab kya karoon..?
Wo bole- arey tu akela kahaan hai, hum sab hain na tere sath.. ! tu jo bolega, jaisa kahega, hum sab intejam kar denge, tu chinta na kar mere bahi..!
Me unke kandhe se lag kar fafak pada… unhone mujhe dhadhs bandhaya aur jaise-taise mujhe chup karaya.
Meri maa aur chhoti wali behan jo wahin thi, wo dahadein mar-2 kar ro rahi thi, auratein unko chup karane mein lagi thi aur sath-2 khud bhi ro rahi thi.
Gaon mohalle ke sabhi logon ne milkar dah sanskaar ki vidhi ko jaisa vidhan ke hisaab se hona chahiye sampann karaya aur mene apne pita ke parthiv sharir ko agni ke supurd kar diya.
Sabhi bhaiyon ko Prem bhaiya ne chiththii kar diya tha, telephone ki suvidha abhi tak nahi thi ass-pass.
Teesare din dono bade bhai aur shaym Bihari padhare tab tak hum sabhi mundan sanskaar bhi kar chuke they. Mene kisi se koi sawal jabab nahi kya, sabne shyam ko bahut khari-khoti sunayi, wo muh latakaye sunte rahey.
Tervi ke baad hum charon bhai ek sath baithe aur bhavishya ke baare mein salah mashvira kiya, jismein tay hua ki hum charon mein se kisi ek ko to gaon mein rehna hi hoga, achhi-khasi jamin jaydad ki dekhbhal bhi karni hai.
Dono bade to apni-2 naukariyon par set they bal-bacche dono ke ho chuke they jo padh likh bhi rahe they, bache hum dono jo abhi tak naukari ki talash me they.
Mujhe inmature declare karte huye faisala kar diya ki shyam iss sabki dekh bhal karega,
jab tak uske baal-bacche apne pairon par khade nahi ho jaate, koi bhi apna hissa nahi maangega usase,
arun ki jab tak naukari nahi lagti hai wo ghar rah kar madad karega.
Un dono ke chale jaane ke baad mera bhi jyada din ghar par mann nahi laga aur me bhi ek din apna bag uthaye hariyana apne chachere bhai Yashapal ji jo mere jyada hitaishi they pure ghar mein unke pass chala gaya jahaan bahut saari companiyan thi.
Jaisa ki me pahle unke baare mein likh chukka hoon ki yashpal bhaiya wahaan state gov mein agriculture officer hain.
Mein kuchh din unke pass muft ki rotiyan todta raha, aur bhag-daud karke jaldi hi ek limited company mein trainee engineer ke taur par lag gaya.
Ek saal ki training thi, to sty fund ke taur par us samay 1500/- mahina milta tha. akele ke liye theek hi they, vaise bhi bhai saab ne mujhe alag rahne se mana kar diya tha, kyonki kuchh unko bhi sahara tha mujhse aur mera unse.
Unki us samay 3 badi pyari bacchiyan thi sabse badi beti ne abhi school jana shuru hi kiya tha, dusari usase dhai saal chhoti aur teesari mere wahaan jaane ke kuchh mahine pahle hi paida hui thi.
Wo ek kiraye ke makan mein rehte they, 4 kamron ka makaan do hisson mein bana tha, ek hisse mein unke hi mehkame ke mucchhad bhai saab rehte they naam tha indramani Sharma,
wo bhi UP se hi they badi-2 munchhein, hatta-katta sharir, dekhne se hi koi police ke bade adhikaari lagte they.
Dono mein ghanisht mitrata thi. unki saadi 5 saal pahle hi hui thi lekin abhi tak koi bacha nahi tha. unki vriddh maa aur chhota bhai bhi unke sath rahta tha, jo un dino post graduation kar raha tha.
Pitaji ki mratyu ke baad me kuchh dharmik sa ho gaya tha kyonki jab mene 10 dino tak vaidik reeti se unka karm- kand karaye they saare din sirf ek chai ke sahare sardiyon mein nange badan tarpan karna shashtriji ke sath baith kar.
To aadat si pad gayi thi shuddh aur dharmik rahne ki, har mangalwaar (Tuesday) ko vrat ke sath-2 sunderkand ka path bhi karta tha.
Me saari beeti huyi ghatnaon ko bhul kar apni duty aur apni pyari-2 bhatijiyon ke sath mein busy ho gaya, bhaiya aur Bhabhi dono hi bahut acche they, mujhe apne sage bhaiyon se bhi jyada pyar mil raha tha unke sath....
Hum jis area mein rahte they, wo rahne ke hisaab se bahut achha tha, lekin thoda pahadi ke neeche ka tha jo shahr ke dusare hisson se thoda uchai par tha, jiski vajah se corporation ka paani wahaan tak kabhi-2 hi pahunch pata tha.
isliye hum sabhi ko raat mein hi uthke kuchh neeche ke area se baltiyon se paani dhona padta tha.
Bhaiya Bhabhi ki 12 mahine ki aadat thi subah 3-4 baje se uthake hi nahana-dhona, paani ka intejam karna, jismein mujhe bhi unki help karni hoti thi.
Indramani aur unka pariwar itna jaldi nahi uthte they, aur unko har roz paani ki samasya se do-char hona padta tha.
Ek din magalwar ka din tha, naha dhokar me factory jaane se pahle sunderkand ka path kar raha tha, matra underwear aur uske upar ek tauliya lapete huye, koi 52 dohe ho chuke they matra 7-8 dohe ka path hi baaki tha. bhai saab apne field ke daure par gaye huye they.
Ki Bhabhi ghabarayi huyi aayi aur boli, bhaisaab dekhna wo indramani bhai saab ke sath kisi se kuchh jhagda ho gaya hai neeche.
Mene ramayan ke gutke ko pranam kiya aur kshama maangi shesh bache huye path ke liye... aur youhi tauliye mein hi uthke bhaga.
Jin logon se jhagda ho raha tha wo 6 bhai they aur unki ek tadika jaisi maa thi, sabke sab saale haramkhor, pure mohalle ko dara ke rakha tha.
uss din paani lene indramani ji uske darwaje ke saamne wale nal par pahunch gaye aur khali dekhkar apni Balti wahaan laga di,
tabhi unmein se ek bhai aaya aur unki Balti uthake fenk di, jab unhone usase kaaran puchha to bas ho gaya jhagda.
Jab me wahaan pahuncha to kya dekhta hoon ki wo saale 6 ke 6 indramani ke charon or chipke huye they, wo do-teen ho to takkar bhi lein ab 6-6 ko kaise sambhalte. !!
Unka chhota bhai to unki tadika maa ko hi sambhalne mein nakafi tha, wo pahaad jaisi uske saamne khadi thi, aur wo sirf Balti ghumane ke alawa aur kuchh nahi kar paa raha tha bechara.
Me bhavsunya avastha mein tha, wahaan jakar paristhiti ko dekha aur un 6 logon mein se do ke peechhe se gale pakade aur unko indramani ji se alag karke dur dhakel diya aur dobara do ko pakda aur unhein bhi alag chhitak diya.
Mere chehare par na gusaa na khushi koi bhav nahi tha, abhi bhi me apne sunderkand path ke impression mein hi tha.
baaki bache do ko unhone araam se sambhal liya, unmein se ek ka gala mere haath mein aagaya so mene ek hi hath se use do deewaron ke kone mein sata kar ek hi hath par latka liya,
uske bhai usko chhudane aaye, to kisi ko laat se kisi ko dusare hath se dur chhitakta raha.
Mera dhyaan us pakde huye ki taraf tha hi nahi, me dusre jo chhudane aa rahe they unki taraf hi dhyan lagaye tha.
Jab indramani ne apne shikaron par kabu paa liya tab unka dhyan meri taraf gaya, ek permanent upar latka tha, do neeche gaand ke bal pade they, ek aur aaya usko bhi ulte haath ka pada to wo bhi dur jaake gira.
Kya kar raha hai arun chhod isse nahi to ye mar jaayega- jab ye indramani ke shabd mere kaanon mein pade tab mera dhyan uski taraf gaya.
Bahut der tak gala dabe rahne ke karan uska muh laal pad gaya tha jeebh bahar ko nikalne wali thi, underwear usi ke pesab se geela ho chukka tha.
jaise hi mene usko chhoda, anaj ke bore ki tarah dhadam se wo wahin dher ho gaya.
Itne mein unmein se ek ..jisne ye jhagda shuru kiya tha wo ek chaku leke meri or jhapta, mera dhyan dusri taraf tha, lekin indramni ji ne usko jhapte huye dekh liya aur chilla kar bole- arun bacho.
Jaise hi meri najar ghumi, uska chaku wala hath meri or aa hi raha tha ki mene jhat se uski kalai thami aur baju se pakad kar usko peeth par daal liya, chaku abhi bhi uske hath mein hi tha.
peeth par laade huye usko apne ghar ke baramade mein laake patak diya aur dande se uske ghutne todne lage.
Ab humara plan sabut ke sath police case karne ka tha, lekin kuchh hamre hitashiyon ne hi aakar usse chhudwa diya ki ab inke liye itna sabak kaafi hai,
naukari-pesha wale aadmi ho aap log kahaan police kachahari ke chakkar mein padte ho. Baat indra ji ko jam gayi aur usse chhudwa diya.
Meri tauliya bhi na jaane kab khul kar gir gayi thi, kisi dusare ne laakar di.
Hum kapde vagairah pahan ke chuke hi they ki bhai saab aa gaye, unhone jaise hi suna to bade gussa huye ki kyon chhod diya saale ko.
Unke ek mitra bhi aa gaye, jo Thakur they aur unki wahaan ke thakuron ke sath sambandh they, to tay hua ki chaupal ke thakuron ko leke police case kiya jaye, varna inki himmat aur badh jaayegi.
Jab hum thakuron ki chaupal par pahunche to dur se hi hamein wo sabhi chhahon bhai wahaan baithe dikhayi diye aur jaise hi unki nazar hum par padi to jo underwear mein moot gaya tha wo thar-2 kaanp utha aur bola-
Thakur saab yahi hai wo log, hamein bachalo please.. ye UP ke daku hain mujhe jaan se maar denge.
Hum abhi chaupal par chadhe hi they ki thakur saab ne uske kamar mein ek laat maari aur bole- haramkhor, me tum logon ki aadat janta hoon,
in logon par aisa ghinona ilzam laga raha hai, arey salo ye sarkari adhikari hain, bhale log hain, jarur tum logon ne inke sath koi galat harkat ki hogi, fir to unki nani hi mar gayi.
Fir jab humne sari baat batayi tab wo Thakur bole- haramiyon inse maafi mango, aur bhavishya mein agar koi aisi vaisi baat sunayi di to samajh lena ye marenge wo to alag, hum tumahari khaal khinch lenege.
Iss tarah se mamle ko suljhake unhein ghar bheja aur hamse bhi kaha ki aap log jaao ab in saalon ki himmat nahi padegi aap logon se ulajhne ki.
Pura mohalla hamein badhai de raha tha un badmashon ko sabak sikhane ke liye.
Indramani ji ne meri peeth thapathayi unka sath dene ke liye, aur apne bhai ko jhidka nakam hone ki vajah se. kyonki jo log tamasha dekh rahe they unhone hi bola ki tum is ladke ki vajah se bach gaye varna pata nahi wo log kya kar dalte tumhara.
Khair ek aur mushibat tal gayi thi meri vajah se aur logon mein maan bhi badha mere bhai ka.
Par ek Jodi aankhein aur thi jinmein mere prati kritagyta, chahat aur prem ki bhavna panap rahi thi jiska mujhe koi bhaan nahi tha…
Iss ghatana ke kuchh mahine baad hi shaym ji ki saadi ho gayi, jiske liye hum sab gaon gaye, 10-15 din gaon mein rahne ke baad fir aakar wahi duty aur paani ki samasya.
Indramani bhai saab ki 29 varshiya dharma patni komal, jo apne pati se koi 7-8 saal chhoti thi, fakk safed hlaka gulabipan liye unka rang,
sundar hansta hua gol chehra jispar mukhya aakarshan ka karan thi unki aankhein, jise mrignayani kahte hain.
36-30-36 ka ek dum saanche mein dhala badan 5’5” ki height, kul milakar kisi bhi vyakti ko aakarshit karne ke saare gun they. Lambe ghane kale baal, kamar tak aate they.
Vaise to wo .. khush hi dikhayi deti thi har samay, kintu unki aankhon mein kuchh to aisa tha jo vyakt karta tha unke adhurepan ko.
Par me thahra chhota bhai, meri nazar chahe wo meri apni Bhabhi ho ya wo kabhi unke kamar se upar hi nahi pahunchi thi abhi tak.
Dono mein sagi bahnon jaisa prem tha, so jo respect meri apni Bhabhi ke liye thi wahi unke liye.
Lekin kahte hain na, ki jo hona hota hai, wo hamare bas mein nahi hota aur jab ho jaata hai, tab sochate hain ki ye hua to kaise hua ? hamane to ye socha bhi nahi tha.
Us ghar ke baahri portion mein hum rahte they aur andar ke portion mein Indramani ji ki family.
Hamare portion ke samane ek verandah tha aur usase haamare wale portion ka gate, main gate se verandah mein aana hota aur seedhe jao to gallery se hote huye ek aangan aur uske baad unka portion,
gallaery ke ek side mein hi hum doono ke alag-2 toilet bath they. Aangan ke dusari side mein barabar mein hi do kichin, pahle hamara, fir unke side mein unka.
Indramani ji ki mataji beemari ki vajah se jyadatar khaat par padi hi rahti thi, bina kisi ke support ke wo chal fir bhi nahi paati thi.
Kuchh dino ke baad unka chhota bhai bhi apne exam dene Jabalpur apne bade bhai ke pass chala gaya.
Sunday ka din tha, bhai sahab aur indramani dono kahin bahar gaye hue they,
meri Bhabhi apni do chhoti betiyon ko leke apni kisi saheli ke yahaan gayi huyi thi, meri badi bhatiji vijeta aur me hi ghar par they,
wo TV dekhne mein lagi thi uske pasandida cartoon chal rahey they.
Use bhookh lagi to mere se boli- uncle ji mujhe bhookh lagi hai, mene kaha doodh piyegi, to usne haan kardi.
me uske liye kichen mein jaake doodh glass mein daal raha tha ki tabhi komal Bhabhi bathroom se nikali matra ek peticot jo unhone apne vakshon ke upar bandh rakha tha.
anayas unki payal ki awaj sunkar mera dhyan unki or chala gaya.
Meri nazar jaise hi udhar gayi tabhi unki bhi nazar mujh par pad gayi, jaise hi hamari nazar chaar huyi, wo thoda thithki aur fir sar neeche karke muskarati huyi jaldi se apne bed room mein ghus gayi.
Mene vijeta ko doodh diya aur me bhi tv dekhne mein lag gaya par ab mera dhyan tv mein nahi lag raha tha, bar-2 unka wo sexy roop peticot mein jabrdusti se jakda hua hushn meri aankhon ke samne aa jata.
Bahut dimaag hatane ki koshish karta par kuchh der bad fir wahi scene saamne aa jata.
Geele lambe baal jo kulhon tak aarahey the, sharm se jhuki muskarati wo chanchal aankhein jinki ek jhalak ne hi pata nahi mere dil mein jhanjhanahat si paida kardi thi, surahidar garden,
aur uske neeche jahan wo peticot khali udesa hi hua tha.. ufff… kya madbhare kalashon ka uthan jo peticot ke andar se hi apni pushtata bayan kar chuke they.
Ghutanon se thoda sa upar tak pahunch paya tha wo peticot, utane se hi un kele ke tanon ka aakar pata lag raha tha ki wo upar kaise honge.
Bar-bar wohi scene, sala karun to kya karun mene bahut koshish ki us baare mein na sochun, lekin sochon ko aaj tak tham paya hai kya koi ???
vishwamitra jaise rishi nahi rok paaye to fir hum aam inshanon ki kya bisat. !!