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Dosto, meri pehli kahani , Har chut me land , maine band kar diya , kyuki usme kuch issue ho gya tha , jiske liye mujhe , phir sab edit karna padha,.. isi liye band kar diya...
Finally, hazir hu nayi kahani leke ...,lekin usse pehle kuch baatein clear karna chahta hu. Meri aane wali sari story kuch short story ho sakti hai , ya koi long bhi ho sakti hai.,ye ek album jaisa hoga jo fantasy based hoga,jisme mai hero aur heroine ko different roles dene wala hu...saath saath power ke roles bhi change ho sakte hai..
Kahani Bhopal ke ek town raniganj ki hai..
Ek ladka,khidki ki pass khada kisi ,khayalon me khoya hua thaa..chaliye dekhte hai mahashay kaha mashroof hai...
short flash back:
1 saal Pehle..
ek ghar me ek aadmi(1) haath jode khada tha,saamne kareeb 60 saal ka ek aadmi(2) pure ghamand me baitha tha..
aadmi2: rajesh , 6 mahine ho gaye hai tumhe paise liye hue,ab tumhe mere paise dene hi honge ,.mujhe jarurat hai..
aadmi1:bhai sahab , mujhe kuch mahine ka samay de dijiye,.ek baar raj ki Naukri lag jaye , phir aapke payi payi chuka dunga..
aadmi2:are tumhara raj to salo se pata nahi kya kar raha hai,aaj tak ek Naukri to mili nahi use , in kuch mahine me kya ukhaad lega..
admi2:bhai sahab ,is baar pakka lag jayega.,bas thoda samai de dijiye..
admi1:tum mere riste me aate ho isiliye , 6 mahine ka wakt deta hu,.mera pura paisa mil jana chahiye...
admi2: shukriya bhaisahab,.uske baad o aadmi chala gaya apne ghar,.
Chaliye dekhte hai ,kaun hai ye log...
Introduction:
--Rajesh Chaudhary: 56 yr(papa)
Bank me manager hai., bahut hi seedhe sadhe insan hai , apne gao ka pradhan Banna inka sapna hai..
--Rajni devi: 48yr(maa)
(40-32-44)
Housewife hai, bhut hi sunder ,bhara hua shareer , aaj bhi dikhne me 40 ki lagti hai, chuchiyo me koi bhi dhila pan nahi aya..Apne baccho se bahut pyaar karti hai,mujhse kuch jada hi.
--Ramesh Chaudhary: 29 yr( bhaiya)
Bank me clerk hai, sawka rang ,slim body...
--Varsha Chaudhary:25 yr(bhabhi)
(36-28-36)
MBA kiya hai , phir housewife hai,bhut hi sunder , lambe kad ki , kali ankhe , lambe baal...mujhe bahut manti hai thoda majak bhi karti hai,
--vaani Chaudhary: 27yr(badi didi)
(36-30-38)
Bhut saunder ,gadrayi jism, medium height
CA hai,lekin housewife hai,kuki sasural ki purani sooch..
--viren Chaudhary: 33 yr( bade jija ji)
Private company me engineer hai, purani sooch wale insaan , gandu hai..maa ki gand hamesha tad ta rehta hai..
--Riya Chaudhary: 25yr (chhoti didi)
(36-28-38)
Bhut sunder, slim body, lambi kad ki , kali,ankhe,kunwari hai abhi tak ,M.com kiya hai, housewife hai..
--vijay Chaudhary: 28yr (chhote jija ji)
Private College me lecturer hai,normal body, sawla rang , lulli aaj tak khada hi nahi hua..,jada hila dala re baba
--Simran Chaudhary: 23yr(judwa behen)
(36-30-38)
Abhi SBI me PO hai , sunder, sushil..bhara badan.. mujhe bahut manti hai..
-- sanjay Chaudhary: 26 yr(jija ji)
Ye bhi SBi me manager hai, lalchi hai,..normal kad kathi ka insaan...
--Rajveer Chaudhary:23 yr(mai)
Govt.job ki taiyari.., padhne me kamzor ,height 6ft , slim body , gehuwa rang, land size 7 inch..
Other characters:
Vijay Chaudhary: 58 yr(mausa )
Ek no. Ka kamina , habsi aur lalchi insaan , apne bete par ghamand hai ise.. pustani dhan bhi hai iske pass...
Kamini Chaudhary: 52 yr(mausi)
(42-32-44) Dikhne me theek hai , bhara sareer, badi gand,pyaasi , paise ka ghamand hai..
Virendra Chaudhary:30 yr( bhaiya)
Dm hai, dusro ko niccha dikhana iska manpasand kaam hai, thoda tharki bhi hai..
Vamika Chaudhary: 27 yr (bhabhi)
(36-28-36)
Bhut hi sunder , gori, lambi kad ki hai, sabko bahut samman deti hai, nek dil..,mujhe bahut manti hai..
Priyanka Chaudhary:27 yr(didi)
(38-32-38) Isme seal collage me hi khul chuki thi, Lecturer hai, dikhne me theek hai, medium kad kathi, apne bhabhi ki sundarta se jalti hai...
Ravi Chaudhary:33 yr (jija ji)
Doctor hai, gyaan pelne me sabse aage , bhale hi apne bibi ko bed par na pel paye.
--Baaki ke characters aate rahenge...
_________
Ham bhopal ke raniganj town me rehte hai...,
Hamara aur hamare mausa ji ka ghar ki dori bas koi 500 m hogi..halaki mausa ji ka ghar bhut bada hai, teen floor ka bana hai .. bunglow jaise.,wahi hamara ghar chhota tha..jisme chhote 5 kamre , kitchen,aur 2 washrooms the
Hamara pustaini ghar gav me hai, jiska naam saradpur hai, jaha ham sab rehte the bachpan me ,yaha se gav 15 km padhta hai..,Baba ke marne ke baad , mere dono chachao ne jameen ka jada hissa le liya , aur papa ko kam diya, papa bhi seedhe sadhe , unhe town me reh kar apne baccho ko padhana tha ,aur job karni thi.. isiliye jada jor nahi diya..
Papa ka sapna tha ,ki o hamare gav ke Pradhan bane , kayi baar o lade bhi, lekin haar gaye ., paise bhi barbaad kiye...
Lekin uska unhe koi pastwa nahi hai..
Dheere dheere bacche bade hue , sabki saadi hue ,lekin jab Simran ki saadi ke kiye ladka dekha ja chuka tha,, to maa ki tabiyat kharab hone laga,, unke seene me dard rehta tha, ek baar operation bhi hua ,lekin jada fark nahi pada,Simran ki saadi bhi karni thi ,isiliye papa ne mausa se 10 lakh udhaar liye the... simran ki saadi bhi nipat gayii,..ab last mai hi bacha tha nalla , na dikhne me handsome ,na padhai me ,..sabhi ristedar tana dete the, ki iske bhai behen ko dekho aur isko dekho...
Saadi ke 6 months baad hi mausa na papa ko bulaya, aur paise mange ,mausa manne ko taiyaar hi nahi the,, isiliye haath jodna pada papa ko...
Ghar aakar jab ko sab btaya ,,to mujhe kud se ghinn aa rahi thi ,,mai kisi kaam ka nahi hu,is baar pass hounga ki nahi ye bhi nahi pata , har baar mere wajeh se papa ko sunna padhta hai..
Khair, o din bhi aa gaya jab mera result aane wala tha,, lekin is baar bhi mai fail ho gaya,,b.com se private me kya hi job milti,...
Us wakt mai bhut bebas mehsoos kar raha tha,,kaise me papa aur baaki sabko result bataunga,,??aur last me mai ek pahadi mai pahuch gaya,,,mai marna chahta tha...achanak mere picche se awaaz ayii..
Baba: mrityu har samasya ka samadhan nahi hota putra...kuch cheeze kismat me hi nahi hoti to kaise milegi , tumhari kismat naukar banna nahi, balki raja banna likha hai...
Mai: aap kaun hai baba?? Yaha ek sarkari naukari nahi mil rahi ,, aur aap mujhe raaja bana rahe hai...
Baba: ha , putra , tumhra samai aa gaya hai,..ye le aur jao ,,dikha do sabko ki tum kaya ho,, unhone mujhe ek ring
di..yaad rahe , tumhari aatma amar hai,, jis kisi ko tum apna chamatkari virya pilao,ge uski aatma bhi amar ho jayega,kintu iska chayan tumhe karna hai, bahut hi nek dil ,aur punatma ko hi aapne virya ka sevan karana..
Mai: ring lete hue, ye kya hai baba,,is anguthi se kya hoga??
Baba: tumhen aur bhi bahut kuch milega .. pehle ise pehno phir btata hu,..
Mai use anguthi ko pehen liya,,, pehenti hi mere shareer ko jhatka laga,, aur mai behos ho gaya ,,kareeb ek ghante baad mai hosh me aya ,,to saamne baba abhi bhi the,,
Baba: bole..., ye ek Bhandaran anguthi hai putra, iske ander jivant vatavaran hai,,iske ander jane ke baad tum khud sab samjh jaoge,,ki tum kya kya saktiya mili hai..
In saktiyo ka dur upyog kabhi mat karna
Ab mai chalta hu..itna keh kar ..o chale gaye..
Unke jaane ke baad maine, jab maine khud ko dekha to hairan reh gaya, ..mera dubla patla sareer ,,ek vishal shareer me badal gaya , mere kapade fate hue the..
Mai ab bhut handsome lag raha tha, mere tez aur akarshan se har kisi chut gili hogi..
Ht.6ft6inch , gora , neeli ankhe , chauda seena, lauda bhi 12inch lamba 6 inch mota ho gya ek gora uper se laal supada..
Jab maine apne Shaktiyo ke bare me socha to , to mujhe sab yaad aane laga..:
1.akarshan /manshik/adrisya /teleport,sakti
2.magical creation shakti(jaise house and jwellery, medicine, food)
3.knowledge(jaise , food, business,etc)
Land ki shakti:
Kisi bhi banjh ko ko pregnant kar sakta thai,virya me teen khasaiyat hai, pehla,sadharan virya,jiise koi bhi pregnant nahi hoga, normal virya se pregnant hogi, special gudo ke virya se jevan shakti hoti hai , aur chiryuvn ka asirvaad .chut ke dard ko khatam karna aur chut ko majboot bhi bana sakta hai..mantra se..
Jab ring ke ander jane ke bare me socha, to saamne ek door
aa gya , ander gaya ,to thoda shocked reh gaya, kyu ki ander ka area kareeb 1000000 sq ft lamba aur utna hi chauda ,, aadhe me to vishal jangal tha ,jisme jadibutiya aur durlabh ped jaise, chandan , sesame..shekhuwa ,etc ,waha ek taraf do sandook tha , jisme sone ka sikka aur biscuit aur dusre me heere aur anya durlabh motiya thi.. dusri taraf kareeb 5 ped the ,lekin uske jadi se pani nikal raha tha jisse 5*5 ke chhote talab ban gaye the ,,ye sab jadui aur suddha alcohol hai,jiske koi side effects nahi hoga...
uske baad bahar aa gya ,kyu andhera hone wala tha,, mai bahar reh kar padhta tha...aaj sabko pata tha ,aaj mera result ayega, phone to room par hi hai...iske baad mai room par pahucha...mere saath 2 log(vikas ,naman) aur rehte the, jo raniganj ke hi the, ye dono pass ho gaye the...meri halat dekh pehle hairaan ho gaye ,itna badlao dekh... phir kapade ki halat dekh hasne lage...
Maine pehle dono ke dimag se ye nikal diya ki mai alag dikh raha...uske baad mai bola
Vikas: bsdk hasna band kar..,aur ja ke market se mere kiye ,x size ke naye kapade leke aa..
Vikas: mai nhi jaa rha, aur purane me kya kante kage hai,,??ya jada ameeri aaa gyi hai?
Mai: pehle leke aa phir bahut mast khus khabri sunaunga...
Naman: kahi tu pet se to nahi ho gya?? kyu tu pass bhi pass bhi nahi hua hai ,,
Vikas aur naman hasne lage...mai bhi thoda nirash ho gya..
Mai: hoi gayi bakchodi,ye le 2 hazaar ,mere pass itna hi hai, aur ja leke aa kapade..
Naman: itne me 2 jodi mil jayega ..chal vikas., apan kuch kha bhi lenge aur ,is chutiye ke kapade bhi le lenge... dono chale gaye..
Mai nahane aur fresh hone chala gya,, 1 ghante me sab nipata kar un sab ka wait karne laga.. thodi der baad dono aa gaye , maine kapade pehne aur unse puccha..
Kya tum dono ko pata hai ,sona kaha bech sakte hai??
Dono thoda hairaan hue ,phir puccha..
Naman: mai janta hu, lekin bechna ,kise hai??
Mai: mujhe, aaj mai ghum raha tha ,,to kismat se mil gaya...
Dono ,mujhe pehle dyaan se dekha, phir hasne lage..,
Naman: chutiya banane ke kiye ham hi mile the kya be..chal kaam kar apna..
Mai: ruko dikhata hu ,tab biswad karoge..itna bol mai ,apne fate kapade ke jeb me haath dala ,aur ring se 1 sone ke sikke nikal liye..
Phir unke saamne dikhaya,, dono shocked reh gaye.,jalan ke bhav saam the uske chehre par...
Vikas: sale loser ki kismat aaj acchi nikli, result na sahi sone ka sikka hi sahi..aur hasne laga..,uske saath naman bhi..
Mai: (mujhe bura kag raha tha ,lekin ye time nahi tha in sab ka) btaoge ge bhi ,ya mai khud jau..
Naman: chal chalte hai,lekin mujhe bhi kuch commission chahiye.. tabhi bataunga..
Vikas: mujhe bhi , ham dost hai..
Mai: (mann me sake lalchi log ) theek hai ,10-10% ke kena ,usse jada nahi dunga...
Naman: 15-15, theek hai,chal, mai bhi maan gya ,aur ham sab chal diye...
10 min baad main bad ,ham ek gali me aa gaye..,ek chhota sa jwellery shop tha,..ham ander gaye....
Naman: chacha ,hame sona bechna hai,...
Chacha: mai chori ka saman nahi leta, dafa ho jao..
Mai: mujhe mila tha , pahadi ke pass, chori ka nahi hai,...
Chacha : lao dikhao pehle,..tab bataunga ..
Maine use sona de diya ,, janch ke baad uski ankhe chamak uthi,..aur khusi se bola..
Chacha: itna suddha sona , maine apni jindagi me nahi dekha..,mai use jaroor lunga..
Mai: kitna doge iska.., agar kam diya to nahi bechunga...
Chacha: are bilkul kam nahi dunga, iska weight 100 gram hai, to tumhe main 960000 dunga..
Mai: theek hai,lekin paise account me bhejo..,cash nahi lunga...
Uske baad payment leke ham nikal gaye.., maine phone se ,dono ke account me 144k bhej diye .., o dono bhi khusi me ucchal pade..
Finally, hazir hu nayi kahani leke ...,lekin usse pehle kuch baatein clear karna chahta hu. Meri aane wali sari story kuch short story ho sakti hai , ya koi long bhi ho sakti hai.,ye ek album jaisa hoga jo fantasy based hoga,jisme mai hero aur heroine ko different roles dene wala hu...saath saath power ke roles bhi change ho sakte hai..
Kahani Bhopal ke ek town raniganj ki hai..
Ek ladka,khidki ki pass khada kisi ,khayalon me khoya hua thaa..chaliye dekhte hai mahashay kaha mashroof hai...
short flash back:
1 saal Pehle..
ek ghar me ek aadmi(1) haath jode khada tha,saamne kareeb 60 saal ka ek aadmi(2) pure ghamand me baitha tha..
aadmi2: rajesh , 6 mahine ho gaye hai tumhe paise liye hue,ab tumhe mere paise dene hi honge ,.mujhe jarurat hai..
aadmi1:bhai sahab , mujhe kuch mahine ka samay de dijiye,.ek baar raj ki Naukri lag jaye , phir aapke payi payi chuka dunga..
aadmi2:are tumhara raj to salo se pata nahi kya kar raha hai,aaj tak ek Naukri to mili nahi use , in kuch mahine me kya ukhaad lega..
admi2:bhai sahab ,is baar pakka lag jayega.,bas thoda samai de dijiye..
admi1:tum mere riste me aate ho isiliye , 6 mahine ka wakt deta hu,.mera pura paisa mil jana chahiye...
admi2: shukriya bhaisahab,.uske baad o aadmi chala gaya apne ghar,.
Chaliye dekhte hai ,kaun hai ye log...
Introduction:
--Rajesh Chaudhary: 56 yr(papa)
Bank me manager hai., bahut hi seedhe sadhe insan hai , apne gao ka pradhan Banna inka sapna hai..
--Rajni devi: 48yr(maa)
(40-32-44)
Housewife hai, bhut hi sunder ,bhara hua shareer , aaj bhi dikhne me 40 ki lagti hai, chuchiyo me koi bhi dhila pan nahi aya..Apne baccho se bahut pyaar karti hai,mujhse kuch jada hi.
--Ramesh Chaudhary: 29 yr( bhaiya)
Bank me clerk hai, sawka rang ,slim body...
--Varsha Chaudhary:25 yr(bhabhi)
(36-28-36)
MBA kiya hai , phir housewife hai,bhut hi sunder , lambe kad ki , kali ankhe , lambe baal...mujhe bahut manti hai thoda majak bhi karti hai,
--vaani Chaudhary: 27yr(badi didi)
(36-30-38)
Bhut saunder ,gadrayi jism, medium height
CA hai,lekin housewife hai,kuki sasural ki purani sooch..
--viren Chaudhary: 33 yr( bade jija ji)
Private company me engineer hai, purani sooch wale insaan , gandu hai..maa ki gand hamesha tad ta rehta hai..
--Riya Chaudhary: 25yr (chhoti didi)
(36-28-38)
Bhut sunder, slim body, lambi kad ki , kali,ankhe,kunwari hai abhi tak ,M.com kiya hai, housewife hai..
--vijay Chaudhary: 28yr (chhote jija ji)
Private College me lecturer hai,normal body, sawla rang , lulli aaj tak khada hi nahi hua..,jada hila dala re baba
--Simran Chaudhary: 23yr(judwa behen)
(36-30-38)
Abhi SBI me PO hai , sunder, sushil..bhara badan.. mujhe bahut manti hai..
-- sanjay Chaudhary: 26 yr(jija ji)
Ye bhi SBi me manager hai, lalchi hai,..normal kad kathi ka insaan...
--Rajveer Chaudhary:23 yr(mai)
Govt.job ki taiyari.., padhne me kamzor ,height 6ft , slim body , gehuwa rang, land size 7 inch..
Other characters:
Vijay Chaudhary: 58 yr(mausa )
Ek no. Ka kamina , habsi aur lalchi insaan , apne bete par ghamand hai ise.. pustani dhan bhi hai iske pass...
Kamini Chaudhary: 52 yr(mausi)
(42-32-44) Dikhne me theek hai , bhara sareer, badi gand,pyaasi , paise ka ghamand hai..
Virendra Chaudhary:30 yr( bhaiya)
Dm hai, dusro ko niccha dikhana iska manpasand kaam hai, thoda tharki bhi hai..
Vamika Chaudhary: 27 yr (bhabhi)
(36-28-36)
Bhut hi sunder , gori, lambi kad ki hai, sabko bahut samman deti hai, nek dil..,mujhe bahut manti hai..
Priyanka Chaudhary:27 yr(didi)
(38-32-38) Isme seal collage me hi khul chuki thi, Lecturer hai, dikhne me theek hai, medium kad kathi, apne bhabhi ki sundarta se jalti hai...
Ravi Chaudhary:33 yr (jija ji)
Doctor hai, gyaan pelne me sabse aage , bhale hi apne bibi ko bed par na pel paye.
--Baaki ke characters aate rahenge...
_________
Ham bhopal ke raniganj town me rehte hai...,
Hamara aur hamare mausa ji ka ghar ki dori bas koi 500 m hogi..halaki mausa ji ka ghar bhut bada hai, teen floor ka bana hai .. bunglow jaise.,wahi hamara ghar chhota tha..jisme chhote 5 kamre , kitchen,aur 2 washrooms the
Hamara pustaini ghar gav me hai, jiska naam saradpur hai, jaha ham sab rehte the bachpan me ,yaha se gav 15 km padhta hai..,Baba ke marne ke baad , mere dono chachao ne jameen ka jada hissa le liya , aur papa ko kam diya, papa bhi seedhe sadhe , unhe town me reh kar apne baccho ko padhana tha ,aur job karni thi.. isiliye jada jor nahi diya..
Papa ka sapna tha ,ki o hamare gav ke Pradhan bane , kayi baar o lade bhi, lekin haar gaye ., paise bhi barbaad kiye...
Lekin uska unhe koi pastwa nahi hai..
Dheere dheere bacche bade hue , sabki saadi hue ,lekin jab Simran ki saadi ke kiye ladka dekha ja chuka tha,, to maa ki tabiyat kharab hone laga,, unke seene me dard rehta tha, ek baar operation bhi hua ,lekin jada fark nahi pada,Simran ki saadi bhi karni thi ,isiliye papa ne mausa se 10 lakh udhaar liye the... simran ki saadi bhi nipat gayii,..ab last mai hi bacha tha nalla , na dikhne me handsome ,na padhai me ,..sabhi ristedar tana dete the, ki iske bhai behen ko dekho aur isko dekho...
Saadi ke 6 months baad hi mausa na papa ko bulaya, aur paise mange ,mausa manne ko taiyaar hi nahi the,, isiliye haath jodna pada papa ko...
Ghar aakar jab ko sab btaya ,,to mujhe kud se ghinn aa rahi thi ,,mai kisi kaam ka nahi hu,is baar pass hounga ki nahi ye bhi nahi pata , har baar mere wajeh se papa ko sunna padhta hai..
Khair, o din bhi aa gaya jab mera result aane wala tha,, lekin is baar bhi mai fail ho gaya,,b.com se private me kya hi job milti,...
Us wakt mai bhut bebas mehsoos kar raha tha,,kaise me papa aur baaki sabko result bataunga,,??aur last me mai ek pahadi mai pahuch gaya,,,mai marna chahta tha...achanak mere picche se awaaz ayii..
Baba: mrityu har samasya ka samadhan nahi hota putra...kuch cheeze kismat me hi nahi hoti to kaise milegi , tumhari kismat naukar banna nahi, balki raja banna likha hai...
Mai: aap kaun hai baba?? Yaha ek sarkari naukari nahi mil rahi ,, aur aap mujhe raaja bana rahe hai...
Baba: ha , putra , tumhra samai aa gaya hai,..ye le aur jao ,,dikha do sabko ki tum kaya ho,, unhone mujhe ek ring
di..yaad rahe , tumhari aatma amar hai,, jis kisi ko tum apna chamatkari virya pilao,ge uski aatma bhi amar ho jayega,kintu iska chayan tumhe karna hai, bahut hi nek dil ,aur punatma ko hi aapne virya ka sevan karana..Mai: ring lete hue, ye kya hai baba,,is anguthi se kya hoga??
Baba: tumhen aur bhi bahut kuch milega .. pehle ise pehno phir btata hu,..
Mai use anguthi ko pehen liya,,, pehenti hi mere shareer ko jhatka laga,, aur mai behos ho gaya ,,kareeb ek ghante baad mai hosh me aya ,,to saamne baba abhi bhi the,,
Baba: bole..., ye ek Bhandaran anguthi hai putra, iske ander jivant vatavaran hai,,iske ander jane ke baad tum khud sab samjh jaoge,,ki tum kya kya saktiya mili hai..
In saktiyo ka dur upyog kabhi mat karna
Ab mai chalta hu..itna keh kar ..o chale gaye..
Unke jaane ke baad maine, jab maine khud ko dekha to hairan reh gaya, ..mera dubla patla sareer ,,ek vishal shareer me badal gaya , mere kapade fate hue the..
Mai ab bhut handsome lag raha tha, mere tez aur akarshan se har kisi chut gili hogi..
Ht.6ft6inch , gora , neeli ankhe , chauda seena, lauda bhi 12inch lamba 6 inch mota ho gya ek gora uper se laal supada..
Jab maine apne Shaktiyo ke bare me socha to , to mujhe sab yaad aane laga..:
1.akarshan /manshik/adrisya /teleport,sakti
2.magical creation shakti(jaise house and jwellery, medicine, food)
3.knowledge(jaise , food, business,etc)
Land ki shakti:
Kisi bhi banjh ko ko pregnant kar sakta thai,virya me teen khasaiyat hai, pehla,sadharan virya,jiise koi bhi pregnant nahi hoga, normal virya se pregnant hogi, special gudo ke virya se jevan shakti hoti hai , aur chiryuvn ka asirvaad .chut ke dard ko khatam karna aur chut ko majboot bhi bana sakta hai..mantra se..
Jab ring ke ander jane ke bare me socha, to saamne ek door
aa gya , ander gaya ,to thoda shocked reh gaya, kyu ki ander ka area kareeb 1000000 sq ft lamba aur utna hi chauda ,, aadhe me to vishal jangal tha ,jisme jadibutiya aur durlabh ped jaise, chandan , sesame..shekhuwa ,etc ,waha ek taraf do sandook tha , jisme sone ka sikka aur biscuit aur dusre me heere aur anya durlabh motiya thi.. dusri taraf kareeb 5 ped the ,lekin uske jadi se pani nikal raha tha jisse 5*5 ke chhote talab ban gaye the ,,ye sab jadui aur suddha alcohol hai,jiske koi side effects nahi hoga...uske baad bahar aa gya ,kyu andhera hone wala tha,, mai bahar reh kar padhta tha...aaj sabko pata tha ,aaj mera result ayega, phone to room par hi hai...iske baad mai room par pahucha...mere saath 2 log(vikas ,naman) aur rehte the, jo raniganj ke hi the, ye dono pass ho gaye the...meri halat dekh pehle hairaan ho gaye ,itna badlao dekh... phir kapade ki halat dekh hasne lage...
Maine pehle dono ke dimag se ye nikal diya ki mai alag dikh raha...uske baad mai bola
Vikas: bsdk hasna band kar..,aur ja ke market se mere kiye ,x size ke naye kapade leke aa..
Vikas: mai nhi jaa rha, aur purane me kya kante kage hai,,??ya jada ameeri aaa gyi hai?
Mai: pehle leke aa phir bahut mast khus khabri sunaunga...
Naman: kahi tu pet se to nahi ho gya?? kyu tu pass bhi pass bhi nahi hua hai ,,
Vikas aur naman hasne lage...mai bhi thoda nirash ho gya..
Mai: hoi gayi bakchodi,ye le 2 hazaar ,mere pass itna hi hai, aur ja leke aa kapade..
Naman: itne me 2 jodi mil jayega ..chal vikas., apan kuch kha bhi lenge aur ,is chutiye ke kapade bhi le lenge... dono chale gaye..
Mai nahane aur fresh hone chala gya,, 1 ghante me sab nipata kar un sab ka wait karne laga.. thodi der baad dono aa gaye , maine kapade pehne aur unse puccha..
Kya tum dono ko pata hai ,sona kaha bech sakte hai??
Dono thoda hairaan hue ,phir puccha..
Naman: mai janta hu, lekin bechna ,kise hai??
Mai: mujhe, aaj mai ghum raha tha ,,to kismat se mil gaya...
Dono ,mujhe pehle dyaan se dekha, phir hasne lage..,
Naman: chutiya banane ke kiye ham hi mile the kya be..chal kaam kar apna..
Mai: ruko dikhata hu ,tab biswad karoge..itna bol mai ,apne fate kapade ke jeb me haath dala ,aur ring se 1 sone ke sikke nikal liye..
Phir unke saamne dikhaya,, dono shocked reh gaye.,jalan ke bhav saam the uske chehre par...
Vikas: sale loser ki kismat aaj acchi nikli, result na sahi sone ka sikka hi sahi..aur hasne laga..,uske saath naman bhi..
Mai: (mujhe bura kag raha tha ,lekin ye time nahi tha in sab ka) btaoge ge bhi ,ya mai khud jau..
Naman: chal chalte hai,lekin mujhe bhi kuch commission chahiye.. tabhi bataunga..
Vikas: mujhe bhi , ham dost hai..
Mai: (mann me sake lalchi log ) theek hai ,10-10% ke kena ,usse jada nahi dunga...
Naman: 15-15, theek hai,chal, mai bhi maan gya ,aur ham sab chal diye...
10 min baad main bad ,ham ek gali me aa gaye..,ek chhota sa jwellery shop tha,..ham ander gaye....
Naman: chacha ,hame sona bechna hai,...
Chacha: mai chori ka saman nahi leta, dafa ho jao..
Mai: mujhe mila tha , pahadi ke pass, chori ka nahi hai,...
Chacha : lao dikhao pehle,..tab bataunga ..
Maine use sona de diya ,, janch ke baad uski ankhe chamak uthi,..aur khusi se bola..
Chacha: itna suddha sona , maine apni jindagi me nahi dekha..,mai use jaroor lunga..
Mai: kitna doge iska.., agar kam diya to nahi bechunga...
Chacha: are bilkul kam nahi dunga, iska weight 100 gram hai, to tumhe main 960000 dunga..
Mai: theek hai,lekin paise account me bhejo..,cash nahi lunga...
Uske baad payment leke ham nikal gaye.., maine phone se ,dono ke account me 144k bhej diye .., o dono bhi khusi me ucchal pade..
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