Part 84
Main aur Shahid donon Meri Maa shila ko dekh rahe the.
Mai: To kya karna chahti hai? Han bol de?
Maa: Shahid Tum Kitna cut Lene Wale Ho?
Shahid: Dhandha karna Tumhen bahut acche se Aata Hai. Tumhara Dhyan paison per jyada hai... Main bol raha hun yah bahut Aage Jayegi... Yah Mere 20 randiyon ko bhi Piche Chhod Degi... Iski demand badhane Wali Hai.
Maa: Isliye hi poochh rahi hun. Dhandhe Ki Baat Karte Hain. Tum ismein Se Kitna cut Lene Wale Ho. Vah bata do to Ham Aage Ki baat kar sakte hain.
Shahid: Aisi auraten Bajar Mein milati Nahin Hai. Agar tu jo bol rahi hai vah kar sakti hai. To Teri demand badhegi. To paise kamane ka mauka mujhe bhi Milana chahie. Main Aise clients lakar dunga. Jo Meri Randiya nahin kar sakte vah Tum Karke dogi. Taki Mere Hath se koi clients Chala Na Jaaye. Aur Tumhara Bhi Ek Achcha Sa Karobar Ban Jaaye. Agar Main clients lakar deta hun to main 15 percent hissedari Lunga.
Maa: Mere Khyal se 10 percent barabar hai. Kyunki Main sari mehnat kar rahi hun. Aur FIR Tum 15% sirf clients laane mein le jao yah to galat baat hai. Tum Samjho ki maine to mujhe hi karni hai. Ismein risk bhi hai. Agar vah Khush Nahin Hue to Bole ₹1 bhi nahin Denge. To Fir Socho Tum Thodi mujhe kuchh apni Jeb se Dene Wale Ho. Aur mardon Ka Kya Hai? sare maje Lekar vah to bol Denge maja Nahin Aaya. Aisa Bhi To ho sakta hai.
Shahid: Aisa Kabhi Nahin Hota. Mere clients Mein yah sirf baten Karte Hain. Ke paise Nahin Denge maja Nahin Aaya to. Varna Khush hokar Jyada Paisa Dete Hain. Is line mein tum Nai Ho. Main To Salon se hun is dhandhe mein. Kabhi Koi aurat agar maje de rahi hai to mard usko Khush karke hi Jaate Hain
Maa: Tu Bhi 10% theek hai. Kyunki ismein Meri khud ki marmmat karne mein jyada Paisa lagega. Yah to meri chut aur gand faad Kar Chale Jaenge. Uske bad Mujhe apne Upar kharcha karna padega. Makeup Se Lekar gym join karna padega.
Mai: Teacher Ek deal Karte Hain. Mahine mein agar 4 bar Aise 1 lakh wale clients Tu lakar dega to 15% Tera. Meri Man wafadari se bol Degi uska man hoga to han bolegi Varna na bolegi. Per Ek Saptah mein agar Ek client ke hisab se chale to 400000 Hote Hain. Aur usmein meri Man ko koi problem Nahin Hogi. Vaise bhi pregnant hai to Ek Saptah Mein Ek kam Baat Nahin Hai. 4 mahine ke bad vaise bhi Kuchh Nahin hone wala. To Agar Char client Lekar aaoge ek lakh wale to Har mahine ke end mein tumhen 4 lakh ka 15% mil jaega. Varna 10% milega. To ab dekh lena jyada paise Milenge ham Logon Ko to Tumhara Commission bhi badhega. Aur Tumhen humko do din pahle Sab Kuchh Bata Dena Padega. Ek kam Karte Hain whatsApp group banate hain. Agar Meri Maa aur maine Milkar koi dhundh liya to WhatsApp per Dal Denge. Do chudai ke bich mein teen din ka fasla Rakhna Padega. To Jis Din ham log book kar denge use Din Tum Kisi Ko bhej Nahin paoge. Matlab date sharing kar lenge. Tum kisi se le rahe ho to Tum per Dal Doge To Humne Li Hui deal cancel kar denge. Deal done?
Shahid: Theek hai fair enough. Jyada lalach mein bhi nahin Rakhta hun. Yah Sahi rahega.
Humne WhatsApp group banaa liya. Jahan per ab ham log mummy ki jo bhi deal Hone Wali thi usko share Karne Wale the. Shahid Chala Gaya.
Maa: Yah flat to bahut badhiya hai. Mujhe Nahin Lagta ki Kahin aur jakar dhandha karna chahie. Nahin per dhandha kar lenge. Koi Nahin bolega Kuchh Bhi. Kisi ko pata hi nahin chalne Denge.
Mai: Mujhe bhi Yahi lagta hai. Mumbai mein suna hai ke Koi Kisi Ka nahin dekhta ki kahan kya chal raha hai.
Maa: Vahi to... Hamen Darne ki jarurat Nahin Hai... Ham Bindas Yahin per Karenge jo bhi karna hai...
Mai: Shahid ka message aaya hai. Yah Saturday ko kapoor Aur Uske Dost a rahe hain.
Maa: Theek hai koi baat nahin. Chalo yah society Mein ghumne nikalte.
Mai: Main to nahane ja raha hun. Tumhen Nahin Nahana?
Maa: Nahana to Main Bhi chahti hun. Puri train ke Safar Mein chod-chod kar chikna chikna kar diya hai tune Sab Kuchh. Per abhi chodne Nahin Dungi. Main thak chuki hun. Mujhe Akele nahane jana hai.
Main maa ki paristhiti samajh raha tha use abhi Mere Liye kafi mehnat karni hai. Mere Liye paise kamane Hain. Maine mummy ko akele nahane Jaane Diya. Mai bhi Uske bad akele nahaya. Main Jab bahar nikala tab mummy ne Khubsurat sadi pahani hui thi.
Mai: Mujhe to aisa lag raha hai ki Mujhse Duri Banakar tum Yahan Ke society Wale mardo Ko apne Vash Mein karna chahti ho. Aaj hi dhandhe ka udghatan kar dogi kya?
Maa: (hanste hue) aisi koi baat nahin hai. Han agar koi Achcha Mil Gaya to Kuchh Bhi Ho Sakta Hai. You never know....
Ham donon maa bete lift se hokar niche utare. Society ke garden mein aise hi ghoom rahe the. Kuchh aurto Ne mummy Ko Dekhkar poochha bhi ke is society Mein naye Rahane aaye ho kya? Mummy bhi Hanste Hue Sabko gulmil ke jawab de rahi thi. Maine dekha ke mummy ne mujhe sab Logon Ke Samne beta tarike se nahin bataya. Mummy Ne Mera introduction husband Ki Tarah karvaya. Aur isase maine notice kiya ke logon ka mummy Ki Tarah dekhne ka najriya Halka Sa badal gaya. Mummy Meri bahut hi Jawan aur Khubsurat thi. Per Ham donon ke bich mein jo age difference hai uska To Kuchh Nahin kar sakte na? Umra Umra Ka To Kam Karega. To Logon Ko Aisa Hi lagne wala hai ki ek Chhota Ladka aur ek mature Umra ki aurat. Per hi-fi society Mein yah Aam baat hai. Aisa mera Manana tha. Kyunki Uske Chehre Ki Shakal Thodi Si hi badal rahi thi. Aisa nahin tha ki mummy aur Mujhe alag nazariye se dekh rahe the. Bus uska dekhne ka tarika badal gaya tha. Maan lo ke usko Ek shock Laga tha... Soch rahe hain maa beta... Aur nikal Gaye miyan biwi...
Mai: Ek baat batao tumne Logon se Aisa Kyon kaha ki main Tumhara Pati hun?
Maa: Taki Kabhi Ham donon Kuchh Masti maarte Hue dikh Jaaye Kisi Ko... To Kisi Ko Ham per shak Na Ho... Hamen society Mein Rahana hai. To Hamen is society ko acche se Dhyan Mein Rakhna Padega. Yahan per Jis Tarah Ke Log Hain. Jo dikhave Wale Hain. Varna vah Sab complaint Karenge. Sabko Agar Pata Ho ki Ham donon Miyan biwi hai.... 1 minut... Main Tumhare bacche ki man banne wali hun. To vaise bhi tum mere Pati Hi Ho. Kya tum mere Pati Nahin Ho?
Mai: Main To samajh raha tha ki main Tumhare Badan ka Malik hun
Maa: Vah To Tum Ho... Per Pati bhi ho.
Miyan biwi hai to society Mein Sabke Samne Maa ke Kamar per hath rakhkar ghumne Se Mujhe Dar Nahin Lagna chahie. Aur vaise hi Maine kiya. Ek couple Ki Tarah main mummy ke sath garden mein ghoom raha tha. Bahut hi badhiya society thi. Hamen bahut maja Aaya. FIR sham ko Ham donon Ghar per a gaye. Mujhe ek Masti Suji...
Mai: Kuchh order kar de?
Maa: Main thak chuki hun
Mai: Tumhen Kaise Pata Main Kya Soch Raha Hun?
Maa: Main sab samajhti hun...
Mai: Are Masti karte hain na maja aaega... Delivery boy se Kuchh maje Karte Hain. Varna Tujhe chodne wale to har Koi hi-fi society wale Honge. Fir mauka kab milega?
Maa: To To Nahin manega
Mai: Bol to Tu Aise rahi hai ki Mano main Tumhen force kar raha hun. To Fir Rahane Dete Hain Koi problem Nahin Hai.
Maa: Are Tum To naraj Ho Gaye. Nahin main Mana nahin kar rahi hun.... Main Bus tang khinchai kar rahi hun. Karte hai order
Mai: Chal Zomato se ladka chahie ya Swiggy se?
Maa: Ham ladke order kar rahe hain ya khana?
Ham donon hansne Lage. Mummy ne Zomato se mangwane ka Socha. Bole Zomato Se Hi ladke ko Khush kar dete Hain. Maine dosa order Kar Diya. Kuchh Jyada khane ka man nahin tha. Kitchen dekh liya tha vahan per Ham Logon Ko khane ka saman Bhi mangwana Tha. Ghar Kafi time se band tha per Hamare Aane Se Pahle saaf Safai ho chuki thi. Per khane ka saman kuchh Chhote mote kam jo hamare Jivan ki Dainik Jaruri chije Hai vah Sab to kharidna Hi Padega. Main yah bol sakta hun ki Mumbai Jab Aaya tab Meri Jeb Mein Ek bhi rupya nahin tha. Ek bahut badhiya Sa TV tha. Shayad 84 inch ka hoga. Maine use chalu Kiya aur Tarak Mehta chalu kar diya. Main sofe per Baitha tha vahan per mummy aa kar baith Gaye
Maa: Tu kya Tarak Mehta dekh raha hai?
Mai: Dekh raha hun babita ko. Afsos ho raha hai ki vah jethalal ko chodne Nahin de rahi.
Maa: Main is society Mein Koi Na Koi Jethalal dhundh lungi. Tab main Babita ka role play karungi Tumhare Liye.
Mai: Aisa Kabhi mauka milega to Karenge. Dhundhte Rahana koi mil jaaye to.
Ham yah sab baten kar rahe the itne Mein doorbell Baj gai.
Mai: Ready hona?
Maa: Ekadam ready.
Mai: Kya karna hai pata hai na?
Maa: Sab Kuchh mere upar Chhod Do. Sab manage kar lungi. Aaj vah Khush hokar hi jaega.
Mummy ne darvaja khola. Mummy ne Zomato delivery boy ko andar aane ke liye bola. Vah thoda sa hai hichkicha raha tha.
Maa: A jao andar sharmao mat.
Delivery boy: Mujhe Aur Bhi Jagah per delivery dene Jana Hoga.
Maa: Tumhara thaila Dekhkar lag Nahin Raha ki Tumhari aur koi delivery bachi Ho.
Delivery boy: Per Koi order kar sakta hai na. Mujhe ready Rahana Padega.
Maa: Koi baat nahin Koi order Nahin Karega. Aur Karega to tum apni duty off kar do.
Delivery boy: Are per aap itna insist kyon kar rahe ho? Mujhe Jana hai ghar per
Maine delivery boy Ko Dekha. Sukhi Dali ke barabar tha. Pata nahin mummy ismein se kaun sa maja Le Legi? Bilkul bhi strong nahin tha. Ek Bar to Mujhe Aisa Laga Ki Main Usko bhej Dun Wapas. Ladka Hoga Meri Umra ka. Per ab kya kar sakte hain... Mummy Jis Tarah Se usko pata rahi thi usse aisa lag raha tha ki mummy yah Ek challenge Ki Tarah Le rahi hai. Vaise bhi Thande Mein To koi bhi Ladka aaega mummy ko prepare Rahana Padega. Agar Yahan per baat Nahin Bani tabhi Raat Ko Main acche se Chod paunga. Kyunki Mera Man ho raha tha ki main aaj is padhe se aashiyane mein khule Aasman Mein mummy ko ek bar Jarur chodun. Bad Mein Mujhe Bhi Nahin pata ki mera number kab aaega. Majak kar raha hun meri Maa hai. Main To Kabhi Bhi Chod sakta hun....
Mai: Are bhai sahab Andar a jao. Koi galat kam karne ke liye Nahin Bula Rahe. Ham log social experiment kar rahe hain. Tumhen acchi tip bhi Denge.
Tip Denge Aisa Maine bol to Diya. Per Mere wallet Mein Shayad ₹200 Honge. Per inke liye to vah bhi bahut hai... Agar Baat Ban Gai to Fir meri mummy to hai hi.... To ₹200 Bhi Nahin Dene padenge. Delivery boy darte Hue andar Aaya. Hamare Penthouse mein agar main penthouse wala kanch ka Bada Sa darvaja khol du to yah mahashay hawa Mein Ud Jaenge Shayad utna dubla Patla tha. Height Bhi Koi Khas Badi Nahin thi.
Maa: Tum baitho Shanti se main Pani lekar Aati hun.
Mai: Dekho aaram se baitho. Tumhara nuksan Nahin Karenge. Tum apni job se abhi ke liye aaj ke din ke liye khatm kar do.
Delivery boy: (darte hue) vaise main thoda sa Jhooth bhi bola tha. Meri shift khatm ho gai hai. Mujhe vaise bhi Koi order Nahin milane wala. Tip ka naam sunkar mai Andar a Gaya. Varna Hamen kisi ke ghar ke andar Jana allowed Nahin Hai.
Mai: Koi baat nahin Aakar baitho...
Delivery boy sofe par baith Gaya. Mummy uske liye Pani Lekar aai. Aur use Pani Diya.. Vah bahut Pyasa tha. Usne Sara glass Bhar Ke Pani Pi liya. Mummy ne aur pane ke liye poochha. Aur usne mana kar diya. Vah Dar raha tha.
Maa: Tum Kuchh jyada hi Dar rahe ho. Shanti se baitho...
Aisa kah kar meri mummy Uske Baju Mein jakar baith gai. Ladka uncomfortable ho gaya.
Maa: Tumhara naam kya hai?
Delivery boy: Harshal.
Maa: Are vah badhiya naam hai. Kitne sal ke ho?
Harshal: Ji 28 Sal Ka Ho Jaunga. Agale mahine.
Maa: Tab to Tum birthday boy Ho Gaye. Tumhare sath to birthday party kar leni chahie.
Harshal: Mujhe samajh Nahin a Raha Ki Main Sapna dekh raha hun ya Hakikat hai. Mujhe ab Dar Lagne Laga Hai. Mujhe Shayad ab nikal Jana chahie.
Maa: Kisi owner Ne tumhare sath Is Tarah Se Baat Nahin Ki?
Harshal: Main delivery boy hun madam. Humse Is Tarah Se Kaun Baat Karega?
Maa: Tab to tumhare sath aaj birthday celebration hoga. Hokar Hi Rahega.
Harshal: Mujhe Itne pyar Ki Aadat Nahin Hai. Main Ghar hi chala jata hun.
Maa: Kya Har Bar Ghar Chale jata hun ghar Chale Jata Hun Bole ja rahe ho. Mard Nahin ho kya?
Harshal: Mardangi to Bhari padi hai. Per Meri to complaint bhi kar chuke hain aise hi Kisi owner Ne kar di thi...
Maa: Kya hua tha thoda sa detail Mein batao...
FIR Harshal ne apni baat ki. Kuchh Waqt pahle use Ek Ladki Pasand aai thi. Use ladki ke ghar per Jab Bhi delivery Karni hoti thi tab vah Kisi bhi Prakar se apne doston se baat karke bhi Khud Hi deliver karne jata tha. Ladki ko bhi yah Ladka Pasand tha. Uska Karan tha ki donon ek hi biradari ke the. Per vah paise Wali Ladki Thi. Aur yah thoda Garib type ka. Aur iski vajah se batchit dhang Se Ho Nahin Pa rahi thi. Ek Din ladki ghar mein Akeli thi. Ladki ne order Kiya. Ladka Uske Ghar pahunch gaya. Aur use andar aane ke liye bola. Harshal Ne uske sath Kafi Achcha Waqt bitaya. Matlab sirf baten hi ki thi. Par batchit use Din acche se Ho Payi. Aur Usi Waqt ladki ke parents ghar per aa Gaye. Ladki dar gai aur usne Ilzaam Harshal per Laga Diya. Ki yah jabardasti ghar mein ghus Aaya Hai. Harshal ko bahut Dhakka Laga. Usne Hath pair jode. Usne bahut binati ki. Par ghmandi maa Baap Ne isko police station Dal Diya. Police station Mein Pata Chala Ki yah ladki ne isase pahle bhi kisi ko fansa kar jail dalvaya tha. Police bhi Sahi thi. Usne ladke ko Ek Raat Ke Liye jail Mein Rakha Taki Uske maa-bap Thode Thande Ho. Aur uske bad vah area Chhod dene ko police Ne Hi samjhaya. Samne se bataya ki yah Ladki Ke Piche mat pado kyunki yah Aurat mentally pagal Jaisi lag rahi hai. Tum dusre Ho Jo Puri Raat police station bitai hai. Isase pahle bhi kisi ko fansaya tha.
Harshal yah Baat karte hue almost radne Laga tha. Uski Baton se aisa lag raha tha ki vah abhi bhi wo ladki se Pyar Karta Tha. Per Harshal Mumbai ke use chhor Se nikalkar Is chhor per a Gaya. Uske bad wapas Aisa Mauka Mila Jahan per usko Ijjat Di gai. Jahir si Baat Hai ki vah Dar chuka tha. Per Har Koi Insan Aisa Nahin Hota Aisa sochkar Hi andar aaya tha. Meri Man Ne Jo Is Tarah Se meri or Ishara Kiya main samajh gaya. Is ladke ka Bhala to karna Hi Padega. Is ladke ko Jo taklif Mili Hai uska Inam Dene Ka Waqt a chuka tha.