Update 122
Abhi koi aur baat hoti usse pehle Mera phone baj utha aur main phone sunne ke liye vanha se bahar aa gaya.
Phone Rekha ka tha aur vo Airport par thi, Usne bataya ki Ticket le li hai aur do ghante baad flight hai. Vo vanha bahut dukhi thi aur yanha main dukhi tha, donon ka dukh alag alag tha. Main koi bhi aisi baat bata kar usse aur dukhi nahi karna chahata tha isliye apane gam ko pite hue uska dandhas bada raha tha aur use jata raha tha ki "chinta karne ki koi baat nahi hain, main tumhare sath hu, Come safe and Happy Journey"
Sachi baat tu yeh thi ki aaj mujhe bhi uske sahare ki jarurat thi kyonki aaj Neha ne aisi baatey kahi thi jisse main dukhi ho gaya tha aur ab mera bilkul bhi man nahi tha usse baat karne ka. Main soch raha tha ki kya karu tabhi Mom mere paas aai aur boli "Sab theek jo jayega"
A: Main abhi iss ghar se ja raha hu aur aap se gujarish hai ki Neha ka khyaal rakhna
S: Lekin tum kanha jaoge aur jane ki kya jarurat hai
A: aap baat ko samjhane ki koshish karo, abhi Neha gusse me hai aur agar main samne ranhunga tu baat banne ki bajaye bigad sakti hai aur vo kisi ke liye bhi theek nahi hai.
S: Jaise tumhari marji, lekin mera dil.tu ab nahi lagega
A: Main samajh sakta hun lekin aapka yah rahana jaruri hai aur vaise bhi main phone per aapke contact mein rahunga koi bhi jarurat Ho bus mujhe call kar dijiye
Itna bolkar Main bahar aa gaya aur bike lekar sadak per nikal gaya aur kafi der tak sadako par idhar udhar ghumta raha parantu man me uth raha tufan shaant hone ko raji nahi tha. Jab man ka tufan shant nahi hua tu Shayam ko call karke puccha ki kanha par ho tu usne bataya ki jo ghar liya tha vanha par hai aur vanha ka kaam dekh raha hai tu usse kaha ki vanhi aa rahu aur usse milane chal.diya.
Vanha panhuch kar maine dekha ki usne kafi mehanat ki thi aur drawing room aur do bedroom bilkul taiyar the, ek bedroom me kaam chal raha tha aur kitchen me bhi kuch fitting ho rahi thi. Main ek bedroom me jakar lait gaya aur Shayam ne mere liye chai mangwai jiski mujhe vakai me sakhat jarurat thi.
Shayam (Sh) ne mujhse puccha ki "koi preshani hai sahab"
A: nahi aisi koi baat nahi hai
Sh: Vo aap udaas lag rahe the Sahab isliye
A: achcha yah batao store ka kya hal hai
Sh: vahan ka hal to achcha hai, aapne jo incentive diya hai usse sale bhi bad gai hai aur munafa bhi accha ho raha hai. Sahab lagta hai ek do employee badane padenge
A: Shayam maine tumhe khuli choot de rakhi hai, jaisa uchi samjho karo, accha yeh batao jab tum yanha par ho tu vanha ki dekhbhal kaise karte ho.
Sh: Sahab maine vanha camere lagwa diye hain jinse main yanha baithe un par nazar rakh sakta hu
Fir Shayam ne mujhe apane mobile me dikhaya jisme store ka pura drishye andar ka bahar ka aur jonkuch bhi ho raha tha dikhai de raha tha. Usne mujhe vanha username aur password dekar mere mobile par bhi vanha ka access diya.
Main jab stire ka haal dekh raha tha tu ek ladki par meri nazar tik gayi jo bahut hi samart lav rahi thi aur grahako se bahut hi acche se baat karke bahut hi chusti se maal bech rahi thi aur log bhi usse parbhavit the. Maine jab zoom karke dekha tu mujhe vo Shyam ki beti Gita lagi tu maine usse swaliya nigahon se pucha tu usne kaha ki "Haan sahab yeh meri beti Gita hai, isse part time kaam.par rakha hai aur isko utne hi paise milte hain jitne baki part time kaam karne wale logo ko milte hain"
A: Lekin iski padhai me harz nahi hoga
Sh: Sahab vo kya hai na ki isko ladies under garments ki acchi samajh hai aur grahako ki pasand ko karib se janne ke liye isse yanha rakhwa diya hai. Vo kya hai na Sahab ye maal janha banta hain banha par bahut hi kam daam me milta hai, jisse profit bahut bad jayega.
Abhi Shayam yeh baat kar hi raha tha ki usse ek phone aaya aur vo phone par baat karne laga aur usne bataya ki "Sahab janha yeh maal banta hai vanha se phone aaya tha, vo hame sole distributorship dene ko taiyar hain lekin unka malik kal sham ko bahar ja raha hai aur agreement sign karne ke liye vanha jana padega, agar aap taiyar ho tu main pakka kar lu.
A: Lekin mujhe tu pata nahi hai ki koun se garments ka agreement karna hai aur dusra legal formalities kya hain
Sh: Agar aap kaho to Geeta ko main aapke sath bhejh deta hu, usse in sab ki bahut acche se samajh hai aur dusra legal ke liye main vakil sahab ko bol deta hu vo sare documents taiyar karake panhunch jayenge
A: Theek hai jaisa tum theek samjho
Sh: Main abhi Gita ko btatata hu
A: Tum sath kyoun nahi chal rahe
Sh: Sahab agar main chala gaya tu yanha ka kaam ruk jayega aur dusra store par kuch maal ki delivery honi hai tu uske liye mera yanha rukna jaruri hai.
Thodhi der ke baad Mujhe aur Gita ko nikalana tha tu ek baar maine socha ghar ho kar aata hu lekin man nahi maana tu maine maal se apane liye kuch naye kapde kharide aur tab tak Gita bhi taiyar hokar Shyam ke sath aa gai thi aur ham donon jane ko taiyar the. Shayam ne ek Luxury taxi book karwai thi jisme driver aur pichli seat me compartment bana hota hai aur driver pichli seat par kuch bhi na tu dekh sakta hai aur na hi vanh kta baat ho rahi hai sun sakta hai, parantu passengers driver compartment me jo bhi ho raha hai us ko dekh aur sun sakte hai. Driver aur passengers ke beech me vartalap ek mike se hota hai. Driver bhi well mannered aur well dressed hota hai.
Us Taxi ko dekhkar maine Shyam se puchha ki itna kharcha karne ki kya jarurat hai tu usne kaha "Sahab ye kharcha nahi, balki investment hi jo deal ke success ke liye jaruri hai" Shayam ki baat kuch samajh me aai aur kuch nahi, isliye jayada na sochate hue usme baithkar chal pade.
Gita ne ek bahut hi sundar suit pehan rakha tha jo ki tight fitting wala tha jisse uske sharir ke uttar chadav saaf nazar aa rahe the. Uske suit ka gala thodha deep tha jisme uske urojon ka kuch hissa aur unke bich ki lakir saaf saaf nazar aa rahi thi. Usne fitting wali pajami pehan rakhi thi jisme uski tango ka sahi anupat acche se nazar aa raha tha. Usne halka sa makeup bhi kiya hua tha, hontho par halke rang ki lipistic, aankho me halka kajal, face par halki si na nazar aane wali lali aur halki lekin madhosh karne wali sugandh ka perfume bhi lagaya hua tha. Uska look bahut hi accha lag raha tha aur vo kafi confident lag rahi thi, main usse bahut parbhavit lag raha tha kyounki vo apani umar se kuch jayada mature lag rahi thi.
Safar koi 300 km ke karib tha aur hamne vanha raat ko late panhuchna tha. Driver anubhavi tha aur hamne jab usse kaha ki aaram se chalna tu usme kaha "Sahab aap chinta na karo, aapko aur Madam ko koi taklif nahi hogi, aap bechint hokar safar ka aanand le.
Safar shuru ho chuka tha aur Gita meri bagal me baithi thi aur uske sharir se nikalane wali sugandh joki uske perfume se mix hokar mere nathuno me panhunch kar mere hosh udane ke liye kafi tha, upar se aaj vo kuvh jayada hi sexy lag rahi thi. Mera ek man kar raha tha ki use apani banhon me le lu, lekin dusra man yeh keh raha tha ki Maine use behan mana hai tu aisa karna galat hai. Inhi sochon me dube hue ham apane safar par kuch halki fulki baat karte hur aage bad rahe the tu koi 100 km chalne ke baad hamne gadi ko ek acche se restaurant par rukwaya aur ham donon restaurant ke andar chale gaye aur driver ko bol diya ki jo pasand aaye kha lena tu usne kaha sahab aap chinta na karo ham logo ko yanha sab free milta hai.
Ham donon andar gaye tu hame ek waiter acche se family room me le gaya aur hamne kuch halka fulka order kiya aur wait karne lage tab Gita ne kaha "Bahaiya aap preshan kyoun hain"
A: Aisi tu koi baat nahi hai
Gita (G): Aap.ke chere par preshani ke bhav dikhai de rahe hain
A: (Jabardasti Muskarate hue aur apane aap ko samajhkar) Nahi nahi aisi koi baat nahi hai, main tu yeh soch raha tha ki sab acche se ho jaye.
Meri baat sunkar usne apna hath mere hath par rakhkar kaha "aap chinta na kare, sab theek ho jaega"
Uske mere hath par apna hath rakhne se mujhe ek current sa laga lekin accha bhi laga aur uska iss tarah baat karna mujhe accha laga.
A: Bhagwan kare tumhari baat sach sabit ho.
G: Bhaiya ek baat aur kanhungi, aap bura mat manana.
A: Main kyoun bura manunga
G: Aisi jagah par bhai behan ka jana professionaly theek nahi hota, agar aap bura na mane tu main aapko 'Sir' kehkar bulaungi jisse main aapki Personal secretary ya aapki Escort lagu, yeh professional lagega joki iss deal ke liye jaruri hai.
A: Lekin
G: Sir, please it's my request, aap maan jao iss se deal ke success hone ke chances jayada hain
A: ab tumne soch hi liya hai tu main kya kanhu
G: Sir, dusra ab aap khush ranhege aur deal hone tak agar koi dukh hai tu bo aap mujhe de de aur chere par hansi aud le.
A: Theek hai Madam jaise aap knhe
G: Sir main sirf aur sirf Gita na ki Madam
A: Jab main Sir hua tu tum Madam hui ki nahi
G: Sir, aap boss hain aur main aapki Personal Secretary tu mujhe mere naam se bulayiye na ki Madam
A: Tum tu mere upar roub khad rahin ho aur apani saari baat manwa rahi ho aur kehti ho ki main boss hu
G: Sir, main aap par roub kaise jhad sakti hu main tu aapke neeche kaam karungi aap tu mere upar hi rahoge na aur agar aapko lag raha hai ki main apani baat manwa rahin hu tu main chup ho jati hu, lekin mera aisa koi irada nahi tha ki main aapki shaan me gustakhi karu, main tu sirf itna chahti hu ki aapki deal successful ho.
A: Tum tu naraz ho gayi
G: Sir main aapse naraz kaise ho sakti hu, main tu sirf reauest kar sakti hu, manana ya na manana aapke hath me hai.
A: Naraz na ho, tum batauo ki kya karna hai
G: Aap se ek request aur bhi hai ki apani Personnel secretary ko apane se dur nahi rakha jata aur usse apane sare dukh share kiye jate hain.
A: Tum tu badi samajhdari ki baten kar rahi ho, kanha se seekha hai yeh sab
G: Meri ek saheli hai vo janha kaam karti hai, vanha par vo bade sahab ki Personal secretary hai aur usne Mujhe bahut kuch bataya hai ki kaise Personal Secretary ko apane boss ke nazdik hona chahiye aur kya kya karna hota aur aisi Deal mein secretary ka role bahut mahatvpurn hai. Secretary ko smart hona chahie aur use broad minded banna padta hai agar aisa nahin ho to deal kharab ho jaati hai aur company ko nuksan hota hai
A: broad minded se tumhara kya matlab hai
G: Secretary ko acche se taiyar hona, saj sanvar kar rehna aur aur khoob acche se baat karni aani chahiye aur kisi bhi baat ka bura nahin manana, ye sab gun hone chahiye jo Deal ki kamyabi mein sahayak hote hain.
A: Agar Aisi baat hai to Tum aajse, balki abhi se meri Personal Secretary hogi, lekin meri ek shart hai ki ki tumhen personal secretary wali pay aaj se hi leni padegi jo ki 15000 hogi.
G: Lekin yeh tu bahut jyada hai
A: Meri secretary kisi se Kam nahin honi chahiye, vah sabse smart dikhni chahiye aur usmein aur sab gun hone chahie Jo is job ke liye aapekshit hain, salary bhi usi mutabik hogi. Itna hi nahin tumhen 50000 rupaye acche rakhav ke liye bhi advance mein de raha hun.
G: Bhaiya
A: No Bahiya, aur haan secretary banaa hai to yah sab Lena padega nahin to tumhari marji.
G: Theek hai Sir mujhe sab manjur hai, Main abhi se aapki Personal Secretary aur aap ki ab har baat manungi aur iss Deal ki kamyabi mere jimme
Mere hath par Gita ka jo hath rakha tha usko apani hatheli me le liya aur dusre hath se sehlane laga aur uski aankhon me dekhate hue "Personal Secretary banne ki bahut bahut Mubarakbad"
S: Thanks Sir
Itne me hamara order aa gaya aur ham khane lage lekin ab ham ek dusre ko kankhiyoun se dekh bhi rahe the aur man hi man aandolit ho rahe the.
Khana khatam karne hone ke baad ham jab bahar aaye tu Gita ne meri baju me apane hath daalkar mere sath chalne lagi jisse uski naram naram chuchliyan meri baju par ragad khane lagi tu mujhe aanand aane laga lekin maine partayaksh me puccha
A: yeh kya hai
G: ab main aapki Personal Secretary hu tu aapke sath hi tu chalungi na aur PS tu aise hi chalti hai
Main hanste hue kaha, "Tum tu bahut samart ho'
G: Sir aapki PS hu, agar aapki PS smart nahi hogi tu aur kaun hoga
Fir ham car me aakar baith gaye aur car chal padi. Raat ho chuki thi aur car me andhera tha. Thodi dur hi aage chale honge ki Gita khisak kar mere paas aakar aa gayi aur mere hath ko apane hath me le liya aur fir apne hath ki ungaliyan mere hath ki ungaliyon me daal di tu maine uski aur dekha tu vo muskra rahi thi