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Update 95
Yeh kehkar vo mere gale lag gayi aur mujhe apani banhon me jor se bhinch liya aur mere galo par apne honthon ko chipka diye tu main vhow k gaya aur kaha ki "koi dekh lega" tu usne kaha ki "Mujhe ab kisiki parvah nahi" hai aur ek baar firse mere galo ko chum liya
A: Yaar, tum tu bahut bold ho gai ho
N: bold tu main pehle se hi hu aur ab tu aapka bhi asar chadh raha hai
A: Maine aisa kya kar diya
N: Jadu
A: accha in sab ko abhi ke liye chhodo aur Mom ki taiyari karwao, kanih kuch reh na jaye.
N: bada khayal aa raha hai
A: ab pyari si girlfriend dur ja rahi hai tu khyal tu karna hi padega.
N: oh...oh..o girlfriend
A: ab tumhari baat mani tu mera mazak uda rahi ho
N: Main kanha mazak uda ranhi hu, main tu ulta khush hu.
A: bas, bas maine dekha tha ki kaise tumhare chehre par barah baj gaye the jab mera tumhari mom ke sath jane ka program ba raha tha
N: Main kyoun udas hone lagi, ulta main tu khush thi.
Maine Neha ko kandhon se pakadkar kaha ki "Meri aankhon me dekhkar yeh baat bolo"
Neha ne apani nazar uthakar kuch bolne ke liye munh khola par bolte bolte apani palke jhuka li.
Maine uska hath pakadkar kaha ki "Maine tu pehle hi kaha tha ki yeh jo tumne karne ke liye kaha tha vo kisi aag se kam nahi tha jo sabkuch jalakar rakh dega, lekin tum tu tum ho, meri baat samajh nahi aati"
Neha ke chehre par vismay ke bhav the lekin fir ek dridh nishchay ke bhav uttapan hue aur usne kaha "Mere liye sabse jaruri Mom ki Khushi hai aur uske liye main apani Khushi ko thokar maar sakti hu, aap sirf mom ko khush rakho"
A: Madam ham tu kaiyo ko ek sath khush rakh sakte hain
N: Pehle Mom ko khush tu karo.
A: pehle tum to gale lago aur yeh mera vada hai ki main tum donon ko barabar khush rakhunga.
Abhi Neha kuch kehti usse pehle meri mom piche se aa gayi aur puchane lagi ki "kisko khush karne ki baat ho rahi hain"
A: Neha keh rahi thi ki hame khush rakhoge tu maine kaha ki main tu sabko barabar khush rakhunga.
AM: Mujhe kab khush karega
A: kya baat karti ho, aapke liye tu main har wakt hazir hu
AM: accha theek hai, ab yeh bata ki flight kis time ki hai
A: raat ke gyarah baje ki hai
AM: teen ghante Pehle panhuchna padega, iska Matlab hamare paas jayada time nahi hai.
Main aisa karti hu ki Neha aur Raman ko bolti hu ki jaldi se taiyar ho jau aur Rekha ki taiyariyan ka bhi jayaza le leti hu
Fir mom chali gayi aur koi aadhe ghante baad sab taiyar hokar drawing room me aa gaye the, maine pizza ka order kar diya tha jo aa gaya tha aur ham sab pizza khakar nikalane lage tu car me jayada jagah na hone ki vajah se ek cab bulwa li gai aur yeh decide hua ki main aur Rekha cab me jakar ticket collect karke airport panhuchenge aur baki sab yanha se seedhe airport panhuchenge. Yeh sab mom ki rai thi tu mera shaque vishwas me badalane laga ki mom ko kuch pata lag gaya hai.
Maine apane vicharon ko jhatakte hue yeh sochne laga ki bahut accha moka hai Rekha se baat karne ka.
Cab me baithne ke baad maine use travel agency ka address bataya aur ham donon pichli seat par bilkul najdik baithe tu apane aap hi mera hath Rekha ke kandhe par aa gaya aur main uske kandhe ko dhire dhire sehlate hue use himmat bandhane laga aur kaha ki bilkul bhi chinta na karna, agar koi problem aayegi tu main piche piche aa jaunga.
Rekha apane sar ko mere kandhe par rakhkar bahut hi udasi bhare chehre se kehne lagi "aapke begair mera man nahi lagega"
A: Jaan, mera kanha lagega
R: tu nahi jate na
A: aap jao aur befikr hokar jao
aur Maine apani jeb se ek bilkul naya I phone nikala aur use dete hue kaha isme naya number hai jisme international roaming hai aur behichak mujhse jab marji baat karna aur aajkal tu video calling ka zamana hai tu ham dur kanha hue.
Iss ke alave mai ek debit card bhi diya aur kaha ki paise ki bilkul chinta na karna.
Vo kehne lagi ki iski kya jarurat hai tu maine uske madak honthon par apani ungali rakhte hue kaha " Jaan bas, tum meri biwi ho aur meri biwi ko koi tallif nahi honi chahiye"
Meri baat sunkar Rekha bhavuk ho gayi aur mere seene se lipat gayi aur kehne lagi "mere sabkuch ab aap hi ho'
Maine kaha "Jaan ab aap muskarate hue jao aur yanha ki chintayen yanhi chhod jao aur yeh soch kar jao ki vacations par enjoy karne ja rahi ho"
Meri baat sunkar muskarate hue Rekha ne pucha ki "meri yaad aayegi"
A: yaad unko kiya jata hain jo bhula diya gaya ho, tum tu mere andar ho aur main tumhare andar
R: (naughty smiles) aap mere andar ho sakte ho lekin main kaise aapke andar aa sakti hu
A: yeh naya zamana hai isme sab possible hai.
R: ab tu vapis aakar hi samjhengi ki kya keh reh ho
Tabhi ham travel agency par panhuch gaye aur tickets collect karke airport aa gaye aur pure raste Rekha ne mujhe apane gale lagaye rakha aur kuch bhi nahi bol rahi thi, bas chupchap mujhe feel karti rahi. Main bhi use sehlata raha jo ki ek sanket tha ki main tumhare sath hu aur airport panhuchne se pehle usne mera ek jordar chumban liya aur apani nam aankhon ko jhukkar mujhse apane aansoo chupane ki koshish karne lagi.
Maine use apani banhon me samet kar ek bar fir se uske naram naram honthon ka saparsh karke uski peeth ko sehalate hue himmat rakhne ko kaha tu vo jor se mujhse lipat gai aur bahut hi bhavuk ho gai aur kaha ki "Will miss you"
Maine kaha ki main har vakat tumhari saanson me ranhuga aur jab bhi yaad aaye tu aamkhe band karna aur mujhse baat kar lena.
Badi mushkil se Rekha mani aur maine use kaha ki apane chehre ko thodha theek karo nahi tu Mom aur Neha ko shaque ho jayega.
Rekha ne kaha ki hota hai tu ho jane do, ab unhe hamare rishte ka sach pata lagne do tu maine kaha ki jab tak tum vapis aaogi tu mai bhumika bana kar rakhunga aur tumhare aane par sab ko bata denge.
Rekha ne meri baat suni tu vo bahut khush ho gai aur vanhi airport par mujhse lipat kar kehne lagi "My hubby, meri jaan"
Main bhi uski bhasha me bola, "My wife ab chalen flight ka time ho raha hai"
Rekha muskarate hue mera hath pakadkar chalane lagi tu maine kaha "darling, abhi nahi vapis aane par"
Munhe jhutha gussa dikhate hue kaha "Theek hai my hubby sirf vapis aane tak, uske.baad ek pal nahi", maine apani sahamati jatai tu uske chehre par aisi muskhraat aiyi jaise ki nai naveli dulhan ke chere par jab vo pehli baar apane mayake jati hai.
Ham donon sath sath chalate hue baki sab logon ke paas panhuchne par Rekha sab se gale mili aur sab bahut hi bhavuk ho rahe the. Entry gate se sirf Rekha hi andar ja sakti thi tu vo mere paas aakar mere bhi gale milkar jane lagi tu mom ka shaque ab aur pakka ho gaya tha.
Rekha ke andar jane ke baad ham vanhi par bahar ek coffee shop par aa gaye aur hamne coffee aur Raman ke liye juice lekar baith gaye aur bich bich me Rekha se phone par baat bhi kar lete the aur uska ticket, immigration aur security check ke baad vo andar panhuch gai thi aur flight ko board karne wali thi tu main bahane se washroom ka bolkar jane laga tu Neha mere paas aakar kehne lagi, "Jao aur chinta na karna, main masi ko shambhal lungi aur aap apani girlfriend se baat karke aana"
Uski baat sunkar meri aankhe badi ho gayi.tu usne kaha "Main sab samjhati hu, yeh sab normal hai, jao jaldi jao"
Main kuch kehne wala tha parantu pata nahi kya sochkar chup reh gaya aur washroom ki bajaye kisi pillar ke piche jakar Rekha ko phone kiya
A: Jaan kaisi ho
R: (gusse me) Bahut maze me hu
A: mere begair
R: aur nahi tu kya, kamse kam dur rehkar tang tu nahi karoge
A: accha main tang karta hu
R: aur nahi tu kya, pichale kuch dinon me meri jaan hi nikal di
A: theek hai agar tumhe aisa lagata hai tu ab bilkul bhi nahi karunga
R: agar nahi karoge tu main aapse baat nahin karungi
A: yeh theek hai kuch karo tu naraz ho jati ho aur na karu tu baat nahi karne ki dhamki deti ho
R: Yeh tu mera adhikar hai ki main aapse ruthun ya naaraz houn
A: Dekho Jaan, tumhare jo man me aaye karo, chahhe rutho, narajagi dikhao, lekin kabhi bhi mujhse alag na hona.
R: Main tu nahi houngi, aap ka kya
A: Main alag kyoun hounuga
R: Mujhe bhejhkar kisi aur ko pata loge tu
A: tu kya hoga, use tunhari soutan bana denge
R: khabardaar aisa na karna
A: niyati ko koun taal sakta hai, yaad nahi Pujariji ne kya kaha tha ki meri jindagi me aur mahilaon ka parvesh hona tay hai.
R: tu aap munhe bhul jaoge
A: Tum tu yaar puri baat yaad nahi rakhti, unohone yeh bhi kaha tha ki tum sabki maharani hogi aur vo raniya ya dasiyan
R: Matalab mujhe apana pyar bantna padega
A: Tumhara pyar mujhse koi nahi chin sakata aur meri jindagi me agar koi mahila aayegi tu sirf aur sirf tumhari marji se, anayatha nahi.
R: Mujhse itna pyar karte ho
A: Tum to mere dil ki dhadkan ho, tum agar nahi ho tu main jinda nahi reh sakta hai
R: (gusse se) bas iske aage kuch nahi, aapke liye mere sharir ka ek ek katra aapka hai aur main apani jaan dekar bhi aapko kuch nahi hone dungi
A: abhi tu ek kiss hi de do yaar, fir vapis aao tu upar se lekar niche tak nichod lunga aur iss baar koi reham bhi nahi karunga.
R: kaho tu jau hi nahi
A: nahi nahi jao, kyounki milan ka maza judai ka baad aur bhi gehra hita hai. Roj aise hi baat karna
R: abhi tu keh raho ho, mere jate hi apani saali se ishq ladane lag jaoge
A: kya baat kar rahi ho, vo meri mom bhi tu hain
R: ha....ha....ha.....ha, main bhi aapki masi hu aur biwi bana liya tu mom ko kyoun nahi bana sakte
A: baat tu sahi hai lekin mom girlfriend banne layak nahi hai.
R: Us din tu keh rahe the ki judwa behne lagati ho, pata laga kanhin raat ke andhere me mujhe samajhkar kar apani mom ko hi pakad liya
Mujhe us din wala manzar yaad aa gaya tu
A: baat tu tum sahi keh rahi ho, mujhe saavdhan rehna padega, vaise bhi unhe hamare rishte ke baare me kuch shaque ho gaya hai.
R: kya baat kar rahe ho
A: chinta na karo, yeh hamare fayde me hai, tumhare vapis aane tak main unhe mana lunga
R: dekhna meri soutan na bana dena
A: Tumhari soutan tu kisi jawan ladki ko banaunga, jaise ki Neha
R: khabardaar Neha ko bilkul nahi, vo abhi bachi hai.
A: Madam vo kanha se bacchi hai, tumhe meri girlfriend banane ke liye mujhpar kitna jor dala
R: Jaan ham maa beti ko aapas me soutan banaoge
A: kya burai hai, maa beti me ladai bhi nahi hogi
R: Mujhe lagata hai aapke irrade khatarnak hai, mujhe apana jana cancel kar dena chahiye.
A: bas itni chhoti si baat se vishwas dagmaga gaya
R: aaurat hu na, dusari aaurat ka purush ki jindgi me parvesh hamesha satata hai, dusari aaurat chahe, behan ya beti hi kyoun na ho.
A: Maine pehle bhi kaha tha aur fir se keh raha hu ki meri jindgi me koi bhi aaurat ya mahila tumhari anumati se hi parvesh karegi, anayatha nahi
R: Thank you, main aapko pakar dhanya ho gai.
A: abhi jab kuch karunga tu bologi hai zalim maar daala, kitna nirdayi balam hai
R: Us wakt ki us wakt bataungi
A: Vaise sach kanhu tum upar se niche tak sanche me dhali ho aur tumhara har ang chikh chikh kar pukarata hai ki aao maslo aur nichod kar kha jao.
R: bas bas jayada tareef na karo, nahi tu jana cancel.
A: are yaar yeh mat karna, abhi tu mujhe tumhare liye do do soutne taiyar karni hain
R: aapke bas ki nahi hain
A: challange na karo, nahi tu baad me pachataogi
R: dekhte hain
Aisi chedchad karte hue Rekha ne bataya ki announcement ho chuki hai aur vo board karne ja rahi hai tu maine use 'Happy Journey' kehkar pjone kaat diya aur mom aur Neha ke paas aa gaya.
Thodhi der baad flight take off kar gayi aur ham sab bhari man se ghar vapis aa gaye.
Yeh kehkar vo mere gale lag gayi aur mujhe apani banhon me jor se bhinch liya aur mere galo par apne honthon ko chipka diye tu main vhow k gaya aur kaha ki "koi dekh lega" tu usne kaha ki "Mujhe ab kisiki parvah nahi" hai aur ek baar firse mere galo ko chum liya
A: Yaar, tum tu bahut bold ho gai ho
N: bold tu main pehle se hi hu aur ab tu aapka bhi asar chadh raha hai
A: Maine aisa kya kar diya
N: Jadu
A: accha in sab ko abhi ke liye chhodo aur Mom ki taiyari karwao, kanih kuch reh na jaye.
N: bada khayal aa raha hai
A: ab pyari si girlfriend dur ja rahi hai tu khyal tu karna hi padega.
N: oh...oh..o girlfriend
A: ab tumhari baat mani tu mera mazak uda rahi ho
N: Main kanha mazak uda ranhi hu, main tu ulta khush hu.
A: bas, bas maine dekha tha ki kaise tumhare chehre par barah baj gaye the jab mera tumhari mom ke sath jane ka program ba raha tha
N: Main kyoun udas hone lagi, ulta main tu khush thi.
Maine Neha ko kandhon se pakadkar kaha ki "Meri aankhon me dekhkar yeh baat bolo"
Neha ne apani nazar uthakar kuch bolne ke liye munh khola par bolte bolte apani palke jhuka li.
Maine uska hath pakadkar kaha ki "Maine tu pehle hi kaha tha ki yeh jo tumne karne ke liye kaha tha vo kisi aag se kam nahi tha jo sabkuch jalakar rakh dega, lekin tum tu tum ho, meri baat samajh nahi aati"
Neha ke chehre par vismay ke bhav the lekin fir ek dridh nishchay ke bhav uttapan hue aur usne kaha "Mere liye sabse jaruri Mom ki Khushi hai aur uske liye main apani Khushi ko thokar maar sakti hu, aap sirf mom ko khush rakho"
A: Madam ham tu kaiyo ko ek sath khush rakh sakte hain
N: Pehle Mom ko khush tu karo.
A: pehle tum to gale lago aur yeh mera vada hai ki main tum donon ko barabar khush rakhunga.
Abhi Neha kuch kehti usse pehle meri mom piche se aa gayi aur puchane lagi ki "kisko khush karne ki baat ho rahi hain"
A: Neha keh rahi thi ki hame khush rakhoge tu maine kaha ki main tu sabko barabar khush rakhunga.
AM: Mujhe kab khush karega
A: kya baat karti ho, aapke liye tu main har wakt hazir hu
AM: accha theek hai, ab yeh bata ki flight kis time ki hai
A: raat ke gyarah baje ki hai
AM: teen ghante Pehle panhuchna padega, iska Matlab hamare paas jayada time nahi hai.
Main aisa karti hu ki Neha aur Raman ko bolti hu ki jaldi se taiyar ho jau aur Rekha ki taiyariyan ka bhi jayaza le leti hu
Fir mom chali gayi aur koi aadhe ghante baad sab taiyar hokar drawing room me aa gaye the, maine pizza ka order kar diya tha jo aa gaya tha aur ham sab pizza khakar nikalane lage tu car me jayada jagah na hone ki vajah se ek cab bulwa li gai aur yeh decide hua ki main aur Rekha cab me jakar ticket collect karke airport panhuchenge aur baki sab yanha se seedhe airport panhuchenge. Yeh sab mom ki rai thi tu mera shaque vishwas me badalane laga ki mom ko kuch pata lag gaya hai.
Maine apane vicharon ko jhatakte hue yeh sochne laga ki bahut accha moka hai Rekha se baat karne ka.
Cab me baithne ke baad maine use travel agency ka address bataya aur ham donon pichli seat par bilkul najdik baithe tu apane aap hi mera hath Rekha ke kandhe par aa gaya aur main uske kandhe ko dhire dhire sehlate hue use himmat bandhane laga aur kaha ki bilkul bhi chinta na karna, agar koi problem aayegi tu main piche piche aa jaunga.
Rekha apane sar ko mere kandhe par rakhkar bahut hi udasi bhare chehre se kehne lagi "aapke begair mera man nahi lagega"
A: Jaan, mera kanha lagega
R: tu nahi jate na
A: aap jao aur befikr hokar jao
aur Maine apani jeb se ek bilkul naya I phone nikala aur use dete hue kaha isme naya number hai jisme international roaming hai aur behichak mujhse jab marji baat karna aur aajkal tu video calling ka zamana hai tu ham dur kanha hue.
Iss ke alave mai ek debit card bhi diya aur kaha ki paise ki bilkul chinta na karna.
Vo kehne lagi ki iski kya jarurat hai tu maine uske madak honthon par apani ungali rakhte hue kaha " Jaan bas, tum meri biwi ho aur meri biwi ko koi tallif nahi honi chahiye"
Meri baat sunkar Rekha bhavuk ho gayi aur mere seene se lipat gayi aur kehne lagi "mere sabkuch ab aap hi ho'
Maine kaha "Jaan ab aap muskarate hue jao aur yanha ki chintayen yanhi chhod jao aur yeh soch kar jao ki vacations par enjoy karne ja rahi ho"
Meri baat sunkar muskarate hue Rekha ne pucha ki "meri yaad aayegi"
A: yaad unko kiya jata hain jo bhula diya gaya ho, tum tu mere andar ho aur main tumhare andar
R: (naughty smiles) aap mere andar ho sakte ho lekin main kaise aapke andar aa sakti hu
A: yeh naya zamana hai isme sab possible hai.
R: ab tu vapis aakar hi samjhengi ki kya keh reh ho
Tabhi ham travel agency par panhuch gaye aur tickets collect karke airport aa gaye aur pure raste Rekha ne mujhe apane gale lagaye rakha aur kuch bhi nahi bol rahi thi, bas chupchap mujhe feel karti rahi. Main bhi use sehlata raha jo ki ek sanket tha ki main tumhare sath hu aur airport panhuchne se pehle usne mera ek jordar chumban liya aur apani nam aankhon ko jhukkar mujhse apane aansoo chupane ki koshish karne lagi.
Maine use apani banhon me samet kar ek bar fir se uske naram naram honthon ka saparsh karke uski peeth ko sehalate hue himmat rakhne ko kaha tu vo jor se mujhse lipat gai aur bahut hi bhavuk ho gai aur kaha ki "Will miss you"
Maine kaha ki main har vakat tumhari saanson me ranhuga aur jab bhi yaad aaye tu aamkhe band karna aur mujhse baat kar lena.
Badi mushkil se Rekha mani aur maine use kaha ki apane chehre ko thodha theek karo nahi tu Mom aur Neha ko shaque ho jayega.
Rekha ne kaha ki hota hai tu ho jane do, ab unhe hamare rishte ka sach pata lagne do tu maine kaha ki jab tak tum vapis aaogi tu mai bhumika bana kar rakhunga aur tumhare aane par sab ko bata denge.
Rekha ne meri baat suni tu vo bahut khush ho gai aur vanhi airport par mujhse lipat kar kehne lagi "My hubby, meri jaan"
Main bhi uski bhasha me bola, "My wife ab chalen flight ka time ho raha hai"
Rekha muskarate hue mera hath pakadkar chalane lagi tu maine kaha "darling, abhi nahi vapis aane par"
Munhe jhutha gussa dikhate hue kaha "Theek hai my hubby sirf vapis aane tak, uske.baad ek pal nahi", maine apani sahamati jatai tu uske chehre par aisi muskhraat aiyi jaise ki nai naveli dulhan ke chere par jab vo pehli baar apane mayake jati hai.
Ham donon sath sath chalate hue baki sab logon ke paas panhuchne par Rekha sab se gale mili aur sab bahut hi bhavuk ho rahe the. Entry gate se sirf Rekha hi andar ja sakti thi tu vo mere paas aakar mere bhi gale milkar jane lagi tu mom ka shaque ab aur pakka ho gaya tha.
Rekha ke andar jane ke baad ham vanhi par bahar ek coffee shop par aa gaye aur hamne coffee aur Raman ke liye juice lekar baith gaye aur bich bich me Rekha se phone par baat bhi kar lete the aur uska ticket, immigration aur security check ke baad vo andar panhuch gai thi aur flight ko board karne wali thi tu main bahane se washroom ka bolkar jane laga tu Neha mere paas aakar kehne lagi, "Jao aur chinta na karna, main masi ko shambhal lungi aur aap apani girlfriend se baat karke aana"
Uski baat sunkar meri aankhe badi ho gayi.tu usne kaha "Main sab samjhati hu, yeh sab normal hai, jao jaldi jao"
Main kuch kehne wala tha parantu pata nahi kya sochkar chup reh gaya aur washroom ki bajaye kisi pillar ke piche jakar Rekha ko phone kiya
A: Jaan kaisi ho
R: (gusse me) Bahut maze me hu
A: mere begair
R: aur nahi tu kya, kamse kam dur rehkar tang tu nahi karoge
A: accha main tang karta hu
R: aur nahi tu kya, pichale kuch dinon me meri jaan hi nikal di
A: theek hai agar tumhe aisa lagata hai tu ab bilkul bhi nahi karunga
R: agar nahi karoge tu main aapse baat nahin karungi
A: yeh theek hai kuch karo tu naraz ho jati ho aur na karu tu baat nahi karne ki dhamki deti ho
R: Yeh tu mera adhikar hai ki main aapse ruthun ya naaraz houn
A: Dekho Jaan, tumhare jo man me aaye karo, chahhe rutho, narajagi dikhao, lekin kabhi bhi mujhse alag na hona.
R: Main tu nahi houngi, aap ka kya
A: Main alag kyoun hounuga
R: Mujhe bhejhkar kisi aur ko pata loge tu
A: tu kya hoga, use tunhari soutan bana denge
R: khabardaar aisa na karna
A: niyati ko koun taal sakta hai, yaad nahi Pujariji ne kya kaha tha ki meri jindagi me aur mahilaon ka parvesh hona tay hai.
R: tu aap munhe bhul jaoge
A: Tum tu yaar puri baat yaad nahi rakhti, unohone yeh bhi kaha tha ki tum sabki maharani hogi aur vo raniya ya dasiyan
R: Matalab mujhe apana pyar bantna padega
A: Tumhara pyar mujhse koi nahi chin sakata aur meri jindagi me agar koi mahila aayegi tu sirf aur sirf tumhari marji se, anayatha nahi.
R: Mujhse itna pyar karte ho
A: Tum to mere dil ki dhadkan ho, tum agar nahi ho tu main jinda nahi reh sakta hai
R: (gusse se) bas iske aage kuch nahi, aapke liye mere sharir ka ek ek katra aapka hai aur main apani jaan dekar bhi aapko kuch nahi hone dungi
A: abhi tu ek kiss hi de do yaar, fir vapis aao tu upar se lekar niche tak nichod lunga aur iss baar koi reham bhi nahi karunga.
R: kaho tu jau hi nahi
A: nahi nahi jao, kyounki milan ka maza judai ka baad aur bhi gehra hita hai. Roj aise hi baat karna
R: abhi tu keh raho ho, mere jate hi apani saali se ishq ladane lag jaoge
A: kya baat kar rahi ho, vo meri mom bhi tu hain
R: ha....ha....ha.....ha, main bhi aapki masi hu aur biwi bana liya tu mom ko kyoun nahi bana sakte
A: baat tu sahi hai lekin mom girlfriend banne layak nahi hai.
R: Us din tu keh rahe the ki judwa behne lagati ho, pata laga kanhin raat ke andhere me mujhe samajhkar kar apani mom ko hi pakad liya
Mujhe us din wala manzar yaad aa gaya tu
A: baat tu tum sahi keh rahi ho, mujhe saavdhan rehna padega, vaise bhi unhe hamare rishte ke baare me kuch shaque ho gaya hai.
R: kya baat kar rahe ho
A: chinta na karo, yeh hamare fayde me hai, tumhare vapis aane tak main unhe mana lunga
R: dekhna meri soutan na bana dena
A: Tumhari soutan tu kisi jawan ladki ko banaunga, jaise ki Neha
R: khabardaar Neha ko bilkul nahi, vo abhi bachi hai.
A: Madam vo kanha se bacchi hai, tumhe meri girlfriend banane ke liye mujhpar kitna jor dala
R: Jaan ham maa beti ko aapas me soutan banaoge
A: kya burai hai, maa beti me ladai bhi nahi hogi
R: Mujhe lagata hai aapke irrade khatarnak hai, mujhe apana jana cancel kar dena chahiye.
A: bas itni chhoti si baat se vishwas dagmaga gaya
R: aaurat hu na, dusari aaurat ka purush ki jindgi me parvesh hamesha satata hai, dusari aaurat chahe, behan ya beti hi kyoun na ho.
A: Maine pehle bhi kaha tha aur fir se keh raha hu ki meri jindgi me koi bhi aaurat ya mahila tumhari anumati se hi parvesh karegi, anayatha nahi
R: Thank you, main aapko pakar dhanya ho gai.
A: abhi jab kuch karunga tu bologi hai zalim maar daala, kitna nirdayi balam hai
R: Us wakt ki us wakt bataungi
A: Vaise sach kanhu tum upar se niche tak sanche me dhali ho aur tumhara har ang chikh chikh kar pukarata hai ki aao maslo aur nichod kar kha jao.
R: bas bas jayada tareef na karo, nahi tu jana cancel.
A: are yaar yeh mat karna, abhi tu mujhe tumhare liye do do soutne taiyar karni hain
R: aapke bas ki nahi hain
A: challange na karo, nahi tu baad me pachataogi
R: dekhte hain
Aisi chedchad karte hue Rekha ne bataya ki announcement ho chuki hai aur vo board karne ja rahi hai tu maine use 'Happy Journey' kehkar pjone kaat diya aur mom aur Neha ke paas aa gaya.
Thodhi der baad flight take off kar gayi aur ham sab bhari man se ghar vapis aa gaye.
CG
Sab Chutiyapa hai Bhaya
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Naye shadi shuda jode wali masti is awesome
Neha aur mom ko shaq to Ho Chuka hai bas ab confirm karna hai
keep it up
Naye shadi shuda jode wali masti is awesome
Neha aur mom ko shaq to Ho Chuka hai bas ab confirm karna hai
keep it up
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