Update 90
Hum gaadi mein saman rakh kar Ghar ki taraf nikal gaye aur aur raste mein hasi majak karte hue Ghar pahunch gaye.
Ghar pahunchkar Rekha ne mom se kaha "Di, aap fresh ho jaaiye, tab tak main nashta bana deti hoon"
AM: Rekha main aise hi theek hoon
R: Di, aap aap fresh Ho jaogi tu Safar ki kuch thakan kam ho jayegi
AM: Aya baat to Tum thik kar rahi ho chalo mai fresh Ho kar aati hoon.
Itna keh kar mom apane kapde nikal kar fresh hone chali gayi aur Rekha kitchen mein nasta banane ke liye chali gayi.
Jaise hi Mom fresh hone ke liye bathroom me gayk tu main seedha kitchen me gaya tu dekha ki Rekha jhukh kar kuch kaam kar rahi hai jisse uske nitamb bahar ki aur nikalkar bahut hi utejak drishya parstut kar rahe the tu main dheere se jakar uske peeche khada ho gaya bina koi awaz kiye aur Rekha ki khubsurati ko niharata raha. Thodi der baad jaise hi vo seedhi hone lagi tu uske nitambon ne mere ling se jeans ke upar se gharshan karte hue sat gaye tu Rekha ne chonkte hue kaha "aap yanha"
A: aap nahi tum
R: okay, okay tum lekin yanha
A: kyoun apani pyari masi se milane nahi aa sakta
R: kyoun nahi aa sakte, lekin tumhare irade abhi nek nahi lag rahe.
A: irade tu mere bilkul nek hi aur Meri masi jo ab meri biwi bhi hai vo aaj raat ko bahar ja rahi hai tu mera farz banata hai ki jitna bhi samay mile use apani pyari biwi ke satb gunaru aur usse lyar karu.
R: Man tu mera bhi aise hi kar raha hai ki ham donon akele.me time spend karen aur khub baten karen lekin kya kare majburi hai
A: koi majburi nahi hai balki yeh ek mouka mila hai hame sabke samne sabki nazro se bachkar romance karne ka, isliye isse enjoy karte hain kyounki aise mouke.baar baar nahi milte, samjhe Madam.
R: Maan gayi har mushkil me.mouka dundh kar usme.enjoy karna koi tum se seekhe.
Uski baat sun kar use peeche se kamar se pakadkar apani taraf karte hue apane munh ko uske.balon ki sugandh ko sunghte hue uske kaan me dhire se bola "Masi tum bahut sexy lag rahi ho, aaj aap se pyar karne ka dil kar raha hai"
R: Abhi di aa jayegi fir pchungi kitna pyar karte ho
A: Main tu keh dunga lekin aap kya kahogi
R: Main keh dungi ki aapka ladka bada ho raha hai ab iski shadi kar do.
A: aapko manjur hoga ki main kisi aur ke sath shadi kar lu.
R: (chedte hue) accha hai mera pichaa tu chutega
A: Bhul jao, mujhse picha chudhana namumkin hai
Itna keh kar maine apane hath aage lejakar Rekha ko apane se kas liya aur uski chuchiyon ko blouse ke upar se hi apane hath ki hatheliaon me bhar kar jor se daba diya aur kaha "Aap mujhse is janam tu kya agale saat janmo tak mujhse picha nahi chudha sakti, chahe main kisi aur se shadi karu ya na karu lekin aap meri patni hain aur ranhegi"
Rekha bhi piche hokar mujhse satt'te hue gardan ko modkar apane munh ko mere kaan ke paas lakar "Koun picha chudhana chatha hai, main tu bahar jana hi nahi chahti, yeh tu aap keh rahe ho anaytha main tu har waqt aapki banho me rehna chathi hu.
Uski baat sunkar maine apane hontho ko uske tapte hue hontho par ralh diya aur unhe chusne laga aur mere hath uski chuchiyon par apani harkat karne lage tu use bhi josh aane laga aur vo bhi apane nitambon ko piche lejakr mere ling par ragadne lagi. Uske is tarah karne se hamare Zajbat bhadkane lage aur ham donon ko josh aane laga aur maine Rekha ki chuchiyon ko jor se daba diya jisse vo siskane lagi leki uski siskariya mere munh me dab gayi kyounki uske honthon ko maine apane honthon me daba rakha tha lekin usne apane hathon ko mere hathon par rakhakar dhire karne ka ishara kiya lekin main josh me tha tu usne jab dekha ki main uske ishare ko nahi samajh raha hu ya samjah kar usko tavajo nahi de raha hu tu usne apna hagh neeche lejakar mere ling ko pakadkar jor se bhinch diya jisse main uske honthon ko chodkar "aauch" karke uski chuchiyon se meri pakad kamjor pad gayi tu vo mukrate hue "ab aaya maja" tu maine kaha "jab tak dard na ho tu pyar ka kya maza"
Rekha ne kaha "accha tu yeh baat hai" aur meri goloyion ko jor se daba diya tu main
"aaaaa.......aaa...hhhhhh" karte hue use chhod kar main alag hokar apani goloyion ko apane hathon se daba kar apane aap ko aaram dene laga, lekin mere chere par preshani saaf jhalak rahi thi. Mujhe iss halat me dekhkar
R: bahut dard ho raha hai
A: bahut se thoda kam
R: Matlab
A: Jab aap muskra rahi hain tu dard kam hai.
R: kya kehna chahte ho
A: Jab mera ling andar jakar uchal kud macha kar aakhir me anmol chij jab favara bankar mere andkosho me dard karte hue teji se tumhare ander barish karta tu vo jo dard hota vo asal me dard hota, ye tu nakli hai.
R: Accha tu vo dard chahiye
A: kyoun tumhe nahi chahiye
Rekha sharmate hue "hmmm"
Abhi ham ye baate kar rahe the ki aisa laga jaise ki mom ke bathroom ka darwaja khula aur main jaldi se kitchen se nikalkar drawing room me jane laga tu Rekha ne mujhe rok liya aur sadi ke palu se mere honthon par lagi lipistic ko jaldi se saaf karne lagi aur main uske baad drawing room me jakar sofey par baith gaya.
Thodhi der bad mom drawing room me aayi aur munhe baitha dekhkar mere paas aakar puchne lagi
AM: Rekha kanha hain
A: kitxhen me hongi
Mom yeh sunkar kitchen me chali gayi aur Rekha se kehne lagi
AM: kya kar rahi ho Rekha
R: Bas nashta ban gaya, coffe banakar abhi aayi, jab tak aap drawing room me baitho
AM: kyoun mere yanha rehne se taklif hai.
R: Di, aap bhi kaisi baat kar rahi ho, aap ke yanha rehne se tu main bahut khush houngi, lekin aap lambe safar se aayi hain, thaki hui hain, isliye main keh rahi thi ki aap aaram kar lo
AM: kya baat kar rahi hai, tujhe dekhkar tu meri sari thakan dur ho gayi hai. Tu kaam kar main tujhe dekhkar hi Khush ho lungi, sachi me itne time baad tujhe dekhkar mera dil baag baag ho gaya hai.
R: mera haal bhi aapse kuch alag nahi hai
Rekha palatkar mom se gale lag gayi aur donon ne ek dusre ko kas liya aur donon ki aankhe nam thi.
R: Di, aap samajh nahi sakti ki aapke aane se main kitni khush hu. Aap ko tu malum hai ki main kisi se jyadaa mailjol nahin badathi aur aap samajh sakti ho ki aaj aap ke aane ki khushi ko main shabdon me bayan nahi kar sakti.
AM: Mera tu dil karta hai ki hamesha tumhare pass ranhu lekin yeh mumkin nahi hai. Accha yeh batao ki baki kya haal hai.
R: Di, Mera haal kya hona hai, jaise ki aap janti hain main pichle das salon se grahasti ki gadi ko dhoye ja rahi hu, bacchon ki jimmewariyan aur ghar ko akele chalane ki jadojahad me kab samay aage bad gaya pata hi nahi chala. Ye saal me ek baar aate hain tu inke rishtedar aur dost picha hi nahi chhodte aur mere liye waqt hi nahi hain.
AM: koi anabn hui hai kya.
R: nahi di, koi anban nahi hui aur waqt pqr paisa bhi bhej dete hain, bas yeh jaise hi aate hai tu rishtedar sakriye ho jate hai aur i ke jane ke baad tu koi palatkar bhi nahi dekhta.
AM: Maine isiliye tu Amit ko tere paas bheja tha ki tera kaam me haath bhi bata dega aur tera man bhi behal jayega.
A: Di, yeh kaam tu aapne bahut accha kiya.
AM: kuch madad bhi karta hai, ya tang karta rehta hai.
R: Di, sach me Amig ke aane se mujhe jina aa gaya hai
AM: kya baat hai, bahut jayada saath nibha raha hai kya.
R: bahut jayada kya, vah tu munhe bahar ka koi kaam hi nahi karne deta aur bolta hai ki "aap fir se jina shuru karo aur udas mat raha karo aur khul kar jindgi ko jiyo"
Uski baaton me munhe sach me bahut aanand aata hai, bas dil karta hai ki uski baaten sunti jau, sunti jau.
AM: lagata hai tu Amit ki diwani ho gai hai.
R: Uski baaton ki diwani ho gai hu aur sach me uski baaten sukar mujhe jindgi ke sahi mayane samajh aane lage hain.
AM: Uski baaton ke sath sath mukhe tu lag raha ki tu uski bhi diwani ho gai.
R: kaash aisa ho pata, sach me Amit bahut hi accha insan hai.
AM: Mera bet hai
R: Di, aap.jab uski baten sunogi tab aap ko samajh aayega ki main kyoun uski baton ki diwani ho gai hu.
AM: Accha baten tu hoti ranhegi, nashta tu karwao.
R: aap chalo, main lekar aa ranhi hu.
Mom drawing room me aa gai aur Rekha nashta lekar piche piche aa gai aur ham sab baith kar nashta karne lage tu Mom ne hamare aankhon ke isharo ko note kar liya aur unhe kuch kuch shak hone laga.
Nashte ke douran mom ne puchha.
AM: Amit kaisa chal rah hai.
A: theek chal rah hai.
AM: aur masi ka khyal rakhte hoki nahi.
A: yeh tu masi jayada aacche se batayegi
AM: Masi ko tang tu nahi karta
A: Itni pyari Masi ko bhi koi tang karta hai kya.
AM: Pyari Masi !
A: Haan Mom, Masi bahut pyari hi tu hain, kyoun nahi hain kya.
AM: haan bahut pyari hain! kyoun tujhe kanhan se pyari lagti hai, kitni tu nakchadi hai aur tujhe pyari lagti hai.
A: kya Mom, aapki tu hubhu carbon copy aur agar aap Pyari ho tu fir Masi bhi pyari hui ki nahi.
AM: Accha ab main bhi tujhe pyari lagne lagi hu, pehle tu kabhi nahi kaha aur dusra carbon vopy ka kya matlab, meri behan kali kaluti hai kya?
A: Mom aap tu hamesha se hi pyari ho, haan yeh baat maine aapse pehle kabhi nahi kahi, lekin aap pyari tu ho hi na aur dusra carbon copy ka mera matlab kali kaluti nahi balki hubhu aapki copy hain, agar inki jagah aap chali janyegi tu log dhokh kha sakta hain ki Masi aai ya aap.
AM: Lagta hai masi se kuch jayada hi lagav ho gaya hai.
A: haan lagav tu ho hi gaya hai.
Mom soch me pad gayi aur apani socho me Mom soch rahi thi ki "Lagta hai Swamiji ki baat jaldi hi sach hone wali hai"