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Behad hi shanadar or dilchasp update bhai.Update 13
Kali pahadi ka razz (flashback)
Amit- ha to batwo ki kya hai us haveli ka razz, jara main bhi to sunu
Samir - are constable wo purani haveli ki file to lana jara
Fir constable ek purani kale rang ki file samne rakh deta hai, aur samir bolta hai
Samir- to amit bhai ye hai wo chabi jo apko har sawal ke tale ko khol degi , to in sab ki....
Samir - to amit bhai isse pahle ki main apko is haveli ke bare mae batana suru karu usse, pahale te Jaan lete hain ki, ye jagha yesi pahle thi ta nahi..
To jo ye kali pahadi app aj dekh rahe ho na bhai, jiske naam se yaha aur ass pass ke log darte hai.. pahle ye yesi nahi thi, ye ek bahut hi famous jagha thii
Amit - famous thi par kis liye samir, toda mhul kar batawo
Samir- ha bhai to yaha ka mausam to tumne dekh hi liya hai ki kitna tanda hota hai, par pahle ye itna jada tanda nahi tha, balki tida kaam tha aur garmi ke samya yaha bahut se log aaye karte the, wo kya bolte hai uskly, jaha log dur dur s gumne aate hain, abhi to yaad tha
Amit - tourist place kya
Samir - ha.. ha.. bilkul main bhul gaya tha, to ye jagha pahle tourist place hua karti thi, fir kuch goro (British people's) logo ne bhi yaha aana suru kiya
Amit- hu tik hai yaha tak to, main samjh gaya, to us haveli ka nirnan kisne karaya tha samir bhai, aur kab
Samir - bhai is file mae iski jankari nahi hai, par jaha tak mene yahe ke purane logo (bujirg) se pucha tha to unhone bataya ki is haveli ko lagbhg 40-50 sal pahle banaya gaya
Amit - achha aur kyu banai gai thi ye haveli matlab koi wajha
Samir - ha bilkul to wajha thi pesa bahut jada pesa
Amit - kya ye kon si wajha hui yaar samir
Samir - are bhai wahi amiro ke cochlea (चोंचले), pesa hua nahi ki, bina wajha ke ghar banate aur bigadte rahte hai sasur, to yese us haveli ka nirnan hua tha, kuch salo tak wo log wahi rahe fir, jab bacche bade hue to, dusre desh mae bas gaye
Ab samay bitta gaya aur haveli wesi hi kadhi hui thi, fir unke bacche ab bade hi chuke the aur kul 5 log wapis aaye is gaon mae , aur haveli ke bahar jo apne boundary wall dekhi na usko banaya aur usi samay, pahli baar kali pahadi par kuch hua tha
Amit- yesa kya ho gaya samir bhai
Samir - bhai kahte hain ki koi gaon ki ladki gayab ho gayi thi, sabhi ne bahut dhunda par wo nahi mili... aur fir is ghatna ke ek sal baad usi haveli ke bahar khul 5 logo ki lase mili thi, bahut bayanak mout thi amit bhai bahut bayanak
Amit - yesa kya hua tha samir bhai, bolo
Samir- amit bhau matlab jitne log the na sabhi ke, hath, per, sir, sab kuch unke sari se alag kar diya tha, saath mae unki ankho ko bhi nikal liya gaya tha, aur fir suru hua kali pahadi mae mout ko dor, har mahine kisi na kisi gaon wale ki lash, kabhi jungle mae, kabhi sadak ke pass to kabhi, haveli ke pass milti, ek do nahi pure 7-8 logo ki mout ho chuki thi, ab jis jagha itni mout ho, us jagha koi kese rahega aur, isi karan se kali pahadi ke naam se log darne lage the
Amit - to itni mouto ke baad gaon walo ne kuch bhi nahi kiya
Samir - kiya na, fir ass pass ke 4-5 gaon ne ek saath mil kar ye fesla liya ki, sham ko 6 baje ke baad aur subha ke 7 baje se pahle koi bhi us jagha ke ass pass bhi nahi jayega
Amit - ye tik kiya tha gaon walo ne fir kya hua, samir
Samir- fir ye mout ka silsila ruk gaya bhai, par wo bolte hai na ki hum insam kute ki dhum ki yarah hote hai, jab tak mout ka dar ho hum gharo mae chupe bath jate hai, aur jab dar kam ho jaye to fir nikal padte hai
(jese ajj kal ho raha hai, jab corona ka dar tha to sabhi log mask ke saath the, jab dar kam hua, tab bina mask gumne nikl pade, fir jab corona ka aatank hoga tab yahi log government ko bolenge ki apko Hamari chinta nahi hai ,
"hum apni chita ki lakdi khud saja rahe, fir todi si chingari ko dosh nahi dena ki agg kyu laga di")
Amit - matkab main kuch samjha nahi samir
Samir - jab tak logo ke dil mae dar tha wo sab tik the, fir dhire - dhire dar khatm ho gaya, aur fir kali pahadi par raat mae jana suru hua, pahle to kuch nahi hua, par fir lasho ka milna suru ho gaya aur ye jagha puri badnan ho gai, Aur ab to gaon wale hi nahi, kabhi kabhi to dusre logo ki lashe bhi milti hai
Amit - dusre logo se kya matlab, hai Tumhara samir
Samir - matlab ye bhai ki ye gaon ya ass pass ke gaon walo ko to hum jante hai, par kabhi kabhi yesa bhi hua hai, jab Hume us kali pahadi se kuch anjan logo ki dead body bhi mili, matlab jo log idhar se aa ya jaa rahe ho raat se, agar kahi wo us jagha chale jaye to fir unki lashe hi milti hai, bas ye silsa ajj tak chal raha hai hai, aur ajj isme do log aur jhud gaye
Amit in sab chijo ke bare mae sochne laga fir bola
Amit- Achha samir tumne kabhi bhi matlab ajj tak kabhi bhi us haveli ko ander se dekha hai
Samir - ye ye kya baat kar rahe ho bhai, matlab kese kyu.. matlab main kabhi us haveli ke jada pass nahi jata hu. andar to dur ki baat hai
Amit - to fir tayar rahna kal hum log chalte hain us haveli ke andar subha hi
Samir - kya.. kya... ... kya..
To ab chalte hain Sing house..
Supriya - kya bhai main is game ki campion thi par, main apse ek bhi match nahi jit pai kyu
Shaurya - kyu ki mujko koi hara nahi sakta kabhi nahi
Supriya - hu kya kaha apne bhai abhi hu
Shaurya - mera matlab tha sweety ki teri tarha ye game bhi mera favourite hai, main isko hi khelta tha apne friends ke saath
Tabhi suhani ki awwaj aa gai, to shaurya room ke bahar gaya aur bola,
Shaurya - kya hua suhani di, kuch kaam hai kya..
Suhani - ha, shaurya aunty (Reshma) ka call aya tha, wo tum dono ko bhula rahi hai, unki sari tayari complete ho gai hai
Shaurya - ok unko bol dijiye hum 15 mints mae pahuch rahe hai
Suhani - ok abhi unko bata deti hu
Shaurya andar aya aur te baat supriya ko bata di, to supriya apne room nae chali gai tayar hone, air shaurya apne room mae kuch der baad dono niche aane lage
jisko dekh kar suhani boli
Suhani - hu wow mera bhai aur bahan kitne sunder lag rahe hain
Sneha - hu you look so handsome shaurya and you look always pretty supriya
Supriya - thank you di
Shaurya - to sweery kese jana, matlab bahut si cars hai, bol kon si mae chale
Supriya - bhai cars ki jarurat tab thi jab app nahi the, ab app ho to cars nahi, bike se chalte hain, KTM Duke se
Shaurya ne fir bike nikali aur dono, chal pade kapur house ki taraf
To toda kapur house bhi chalte hain..
Yaha reshma to subha se hi lagi padhi thi apne apne ghar ko achhe se saaf karne aur sajane mae, aur kai tarh ki dish bhi bana li thi usne lunch ke liye, aur vadhiya saj dhaj kar tayar bhi thi, saath mae rani ko bhi kai baar bol chuki thi ki tayar rahna
Idhar rani apni hu soch mae dhubi hui thi
Rani (man mae) - Wo kon ladka tha jisse mummy itna hash ke baat kari thi, aur usko khabe par invite bhi kiya, aur ye bhi bol rahi thi ki maim uskk janti hoon, par mujko jaha tak yaad hai, mera to koi bhi friend ladka tha hi nahi, fir ye kon aa gaya, upper se mummy itna khush bhi lag rahi hai, ha ho sajta hai ki papa bhi ajj bahut dino ke baad aa rahe hai, isliye wo itni khush ho
Tabhi reshma ne ek baar fir boli
Reshma - beta jaldi se tayar ho kar niche aa ja wo log 5 mints mae aate hi honge, wese bhi tere dost hai dono
Rani (man mae) - abhi to ek tha ye do kese ho gaye, ab to dekhna hi padega ki kon hai wo huu...
Aur idhar kapur house se ek Building( बिल्डिंग) chod kar ek sniper apni gun lekar tayar tha, aur uska target, kapur house tha jo kisi se baat kar raha tha
Sniper - ha hello boos, main yaha aa chuka hoon aur mere target par uska garden dikh raha hai hai, bilkul clear
Samne - ok good, mujko paki khabar mili hai ki, Ramesh kapur ajj apne ghar aane wala hai aur tum ek baat yaad rakhna
Sniper - kon si baat boss
Samne se- agar yesa ho ki Ramesh kapur nahi aaye garden mae, aur uske badle uski betiya, 2 betiya hai uski ya uski biwi aaye to bhi goli maar dena
Sniper - par kyu boss hamara target to sirf Ramesh hai na
Samne se - mene tujko goli marne ke pese diye hai to tu wahi kar
Sniper - am sorry boss
Samne se- hu to sun ya wo Ramesh mare ya uski biwi, ya koi bhi family member, usko itni warning kafi hogi ki, ainda se wo hamare kaam mae tang na aadaye
Or call khatm ho jati hai, idhar Sniper apni gun lekar tayar tha..
ab kya hoga aage uske liye...
To Be continued
Bahut khoob superb.
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