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UPDATE 22
Dopahar ko ravi tanu & family se vida lekar apni bike se apne ghar ko nikal jata hai .... Ghar pahunch kar usne doorbell bajayi to gate uski maa mohini ne hi khola jisse ravi ka dil jor jor se dhadakne laga .... Ravi ko jab mohini ka chehra normal laga to uski jan mein jan aayi ....
Mohini (smile krte huye) - ab bahar hi khada rahega ya andar bhi aayega ....
Ravi andar aa jata hai aur jakar sofe par baith jata hai ....
AB AAGE
Mohini ke mobile mein uske husband ka call aa gya tha jiske wajah se wo apne room chali jati hai phone par baat karte huye .....
Khushi ne jaise hi ravi ko dekha to wo kitchen ki taraf bhagi .... Aur kuch hi der me ek tray me juice ke glass aur kuch khane pine ki chijein liye huye ravi ke paas aati hai ....
Ravi - kya didi ap bhi na hamesa kaam karti rahti ho .... aao ap bhi baitho .....
Ravi ne khushi ke hath se tray liya aur table par rakh diya aur usko bhi apne sath hi sofe par bitha diya ....
Ab ravi ne juice ka ek glass liya aur khushi ki taraf badha diya ....
Khushi - bhai ye meri nahi tumhare aur maa ke liye hai ....
Ravi - to apka juice kaha hai ...
Khushi - w....wo bhai kitchen me ....
Ravi - didi ap jhut kab se bolne lagi ....
Khushi kuch nahi bolti bas idhar udhar najre karti hai ....
Ravi fir se juice ka glass khushi ki taraf badhata hai .... Par khushi na me sar hilati hai .....
Ravi - didi ap mujhse pyar nahi karti na ....
Khushi - bhai ye tum kya kah rahe ho ....
Ravi - to fir ap mere hath se ye juice kyu nahi pi rahi ho ....
Khushi ravi ke hath se glass ka pura juice ek hi saans me khali kar deti ....
Khushi - bhai tumhari hath se to main poison bhi haste huye pi jaungi .... ab please ye dobara na kahna ki main tumse pyar nahi karti .....
Aise hi ravi ne khud apne hatho se hi khushi ko khilaya bhi ..... Ravi ka pyar dekh khushi ki aankhein bhi bhar aati hai jise ravi dekh leta hai ....
Ravi - kya hua didi ap ro kyu rahi ho ....
Khushi - aj tak kisi ne mujhe itne pyar se nahi khilaya .... tumhara khud ke liye pyar dekh main inhe rok na payi ....
Ravi - apka to naam khushi hai na to ap to khus rahne ke liye hi bani ho .... main to bas apni taraf se apko khus rakhne ki kosis kar raha hu ....
Khushi ravi ko jor se gale laga leti hai .....
Khushi - main uparwale se dua karungi har janam me wo tumhe mera hi bhai banaye ....
Wo dono apas me itne khoye huye the ki unhe pata hi na chala ki koi unhe bade der se dekh raha tha .... Wo koi aur nahi ravi ki maa mohini hi thi ....
Mohini (apne man mein) - dekho to kitna pyara hai mera beta ... jab ye apni muhboli bahan se itna pyar karta hai to apni maa se kitna pyar karta hoga .... kal subeh jo bhi hua usme iss bechare ka kya dosh ye to bas mujhe aaya tha ....
Mohini bina koi aahat kiye wapas apne room chali jati hai ....
Raat me waisa kuch khas nahi hua sabhi apne apne room me jakar so gaye .... Rajni abhi bhi ghar nahi lauti thi wo 2 din baad ghar aane wali thi ....
Agle din jab ravi college pahuncha to uska samna sabse pahle chirag se hua ....
Chirag - aur sunao bhai kaise ho ...
Ravi - tere samne hi khada hu single piece me ....
Chirag - nice joke .... yaar udti udti khabar mili hai ki 2 din baad se hamare examination suru hone wale hain ....
Tabhi peeche se ek chir parichit awaz aayi ....
Jhanvi - haan haan kyu nahi jab udan tastari ho udti huyi chij se hi tumhara samna hoga na ....
Chirag gusse se uski taraf dekhta hai ....
Ravi - hi jhanvi ...
Jhanvi - hello handsome .... yaar maine tumhe peechli baar bhi kaha tha ki kyu kisi aire gaire ko sath liye ghumte firte ho ....
Chirag - oye tu kaun si yaha ki beauty queen hai .... Aaine me shakal dekhi hai kya kabhi apni .... bandariya
Jhanvi - oye chapadganju dame ke marij .... ek phunk marungi na jindagi bhar hawa me hi udta rahega ....
Chirag - badi aayi phunk marne wali ....
Ravi - guys ab shant bhi ho jao ya yahi world war 3 karwana hai ...
Thik tabhi first period suru hone ka bell baj jata hai .... Teeno jaldi jaldi apne class ki taraf bhagte hain .... Abhi koi teacher class nahi aaya tha .... Ravi aur chirag jakar apne bench par baith jate hain .... Tabhi achanak se ravi ko naina ka khyal aaya to usne charo taraf najre ghumana suru kiya to paya ki usse do bench peeche baithi hai aur usko hi dekh muskura rahi hai .... Ravi ne ishare se hi usko "hi" kiya jawab me usne bhi muskura kar reply kiya .... Chirag ravi ki har activity ko gaur se dekh raha tha ....
Tabhi class me ek professor aa jata hai uska lecture suru ho jata hai ....
Chirag - yaar tu chij kya hai .... main mahino se uss ladki se baat karne ke liye mara ja raha hu aur tune pahli baar hi uss ladki ko dekha to wo tujhe line dene lagi ....
Ravi - sale wo meri relative hai i mean relative banne wali hai ... tu har chij ka galat matlab na nikal ....
Chirag - bhai maine kuch galat kah diya ho to sorry ...
Tabhi professor ne chirag ko fusfusate dekha to usko last bench par bitha diya kone me .... Uss professor ki 2 period continuation me thi isliye chirag ko wahi par baitha rahna pada ....
Recess mein naina ravi ke paas aati hai ....
Naina - if you don't mind can i sit here ....
Ravi - why not be comfortable ....
Naina ravi ke hi bench par uske sath baith jati hai ... Abhi recess katime tha isliye sabhi student canteen ja chuke the .... Ravi aur naina ke alawa sirf ek shaksh uss wakt class me maujud tha wo tha chirag .....
Naina - apne to apna lunch box nahi laya hoga ....
Ravi - adat hi nahi hai .... childhood me bhi nahu le jata tha aur ab to koi sawal hi nahi paida hota ....
Naina - waise aj se apko canteen ka bekar khana khane ki jarurat nahi .... Apki lunch box ki jimmewari meri .... chaliye jaldi se kuch khate hain warna recess over ho jayega ....
Aur fir dono milkar lunch box ko empty kar dete hain ....
Recess over hone bell bajte hi sabhi log wapas class aa jate hain ... Naina wapas apni jagah chali jati hai aur chirag wapas ravi ke bagal mein jakar baith jata hai ....
Ravi - are yaar tu kaha chala gaya tha ...
Chirag - yehi tha aur kaha jaunga .... Dekha maine kaise tu apni so called relative ke sath kaise chatkare laga kar kha rha tha ....
Ravi - are yaar ye dhuwa kaha se uth raha hai .... ufff ye to jalne ki gandh hai ....
Chirag - haan haan udaa le majak ....
Ravi - sorry yaar main to majak kar raha tha ... maine sach me tujhe nahi dekha ...
Tabhi class mein ek professor aa jati hai apne bade bade chutado ko hila hila kar lecture dene lag jati hai .... Uske class me students uske lecture par kam aur uske bade bade basketball type peechwade par jyada concentrate karte the ....
Chirag (dheere se) - sali pata nahi kis chakki ka aata khati hai ...
Ravi - abe kya bol raha hai tu ....
Chirag - yaar dekh nahi raha kitne bade bade chutad hain sali ke pakka ye raat bhar gand marwati hogi ....
Ravi ka bhi dhyan madam ke peechwade ki taraf jata hai .... Madam ne abhi salwar suit pahna hua tha aur black board par likhte wakt uske chutado mein ajeeb si thirkan paida hoti thi .... Ye sab dekh aur assume karke uska nanha ustad bhi apne wajud ka ehsas ravi ko karwane laga tha ....
Chirag - sali ke chuche to dekho .... lagta hai ki abhi dabaya jaye to dono thano se kam se kam 2 - 2 liter doodh niklega .... wah kitna maza aata hoga iske pati k iski chudayi karne me ....
Ravi bas chhup chap chirag ki baato ko sun raha tha aur madam ke upar apni aankho se practical kar raha tha .... Kuch der baad period over hone ka bell baj jata hai aur madam apne bade bade chutado ko matkati huyi class se chali jati hai ....
Ravi ka nanha ustad ab ugra roop le chuka aur salute par salute mare ja raha tha .... Wo to jeans aur frenchie ki wajah se uske underwear ke andar ki halat se duniya anjan thi ....
Chutti hote hote ravi ki halat normal ho chuki thi aur wo jhanvi ko drop karte huye apne ghar aa jata hai ....
Dopahar ko ravi tanu & family se vida lekar apni bike se apne ghar ko nikal jata hai .... Ghar pahunch kar usne doorbell bajayi to gate uski maa mohini ne hi khola jisse ravi ka dil jor jor se dhadakne laga .... Ravi ko jab mohini ka chehra normal laga to uski jan mein jan aayi ....
Mohini (smile krte huye) - ab bahar hi khada rahega ya andar bhi aayega ....
Ravi andar aa jata hai aur jakar sofe par baith jata hai ....
AB AAGE
Mohini ke mobile mein uske husband ka call aa gya tha jiske wajah se wo apne room chali jati hai phone par baat karte huye .....
Khushi ne jaise hi ravi ko dekha to wo kitchen ki taraf bhagi .... Aur kuch hi der me ek tray me juice ke glass aur kuch khane pine ki chijein liye huye ravi ke paas aati hai ....
Ravi - kya didi ap bhi na hamesa kaam karti rahti ho .... aao ap bhi baitho .....
Ravi ne khushi ke hath se tray liya aur table par rakh diya aur usko bhi apne sath hi sofe par bitha diya ....
Ab ravi ne juice ka ek glass liya aur khushi ki taraf badha diya ....
Khushi - bhai ye meri nahi tumhare aur maa ke liye hai ....
Ravi - to apka juice kaha hai ...
Khushi - w....wo bhai kitchen me ....
Ravi - didi ap jhut kab se bolne lagi ....
Khushi kuch nahi bolti bas idhar udhar najre karti hai ....
Ravi fir se juice ka glass khushi ki taraf badhata hai .... Par khushi na me sar hilati hai .....
Ravi - didi ap mujhse pyar nahi karti na ....
Khushi - bhai ye tum kya kah rahe ho ....
Ravi - to fir ap mere hath se ye juice kyu nahi pi rahi ho ....
Khushi ravi ke hath se glass ka pura juice ek hi saans me khali kar deti ....
Khushi - bhai tumhari hath se to main poison bhi haste huye pi jaungi .... ab please ye dobara na kahna ki main tumse pyar nahi karti .....
Aise hi ravi ne khud apne hatho se hi khushi ko khilaya bhi ..... Ravi ka pyar dekh khushi ki aankhein bhi bhar aati hai jise ravi dekh leta hai ....
Ravi - kya hua didi ap ro kyu rahi ho ....
Khushi - aj tak kisi ne mujhe itne pyar se nahi khilaya .... tumhara khud ke liye pyar dekh main inhe rok na payi ....
Ravi - apka to naam khushi hai na to ap to khus rahne ke liye hi bani ho .... main to bas apni taraf se apko khus rakhne ki kosis kar raha hu ....
Khushi ravi ko jor se gale laga leti hai .....
Khushi - main uparwale se dua karungi har janam me wo tumhe mera hi bhai banaye ....
Wo dono apas me itne khoye huye the ki unhe pata hi na chala ki koi unhe bade der se dekh raha tha .... Wo koi aur nahi ravi ki maa mohini hi thi ....
Mohini (apne man mein) - dekho to kitna pyara hai mera beta ... jab ye apni muhboli bahan se itna pyar karta hai to apni maa se kitna pyar karta hoga .... kal subeh jo bhi hua usme iss bechare ka kya dosh ye to bas mujhe aaya tha ....
Mohini bina koi aahat kiye wapas apne room chali jati hai ....
Raat me waisa kuch khas nahi hua sabhi apne apne room me jakar so gaye .... Rajni abhi bhi ghar nahi lauti thi wo 2 din baad ghar aane wali thi ....
Agle din jab ravi college pahuncha to uska samna sabse pahle chirag se hua ....
Chirag - aur sunao bhai kaise ho ...
Ravi - tere samne hi khada hu single piece me ....
Chirag - nice joke .... yaar udti udti khabar mili hai ki 2 din baad se hamare examination suru hone wale hain ....
Tabhi peeche se ek chir parichit awaz aayi ....
Jhanvi - haan haan kyu nahi jab udan tastari ho udti huyi chij se hi tumhara samna hoga na ....
Chirag gusse se uski taraf dekhta hai ....
Ravi - hi jhanvi ...
Jhanvi - hello handsome .... yaar maine tumhe peechli baar bhi kaha tha ki kyu kisi aire gaire ko sath liye ghumte firte ho ....
Chirag - oye tu kaun si yaha ki beauty queen hai .... Aaine me shakal dekhi hai kya kabhi apni .... bandariya
Jhanvi - oye chapadganju dame ke marij .... ek phunk marungi na jindagi bhar hawa me hi udta rahega ....
Chirag - badi aayi phunk marne wali ....
Ravi - guys ab shant bhi ho jao ya yahi world war 3 karwana hai ...
Thik tabhi first period suru hone ka bell baj jata hai .... Teeno jaldi jaldi apne class ki taraf bhagte hain .... Abhi koi teacher class nahi aaya tha .... Ravi aur chirag jakar apne bench par baith jate hain .... Tabhi achanak se ravi ko naina ka khyal aaya to usne charo taraf najre ghumana suru kiya to paya ki usse do bench peeche baithi hai aur usko hi dekh muskura rahi hai .... Ravi ne ishare se hi usko "hi" kiya jawab me usne bhi muskura kar reply kiya .... Chirag ravi ki har activity ko gaur se dekh raha tha ....
Tabhi class me ek professor aa jata hai uska lecture suru ho jata hai ....
Chirag - yaar tu chij kya hai .... main mahino se uss ladki se baat karne ke liye mara ja raha hu aur tune pahli baar hi uss ladki ko dekha to wo tujhe line dene lagi ....
Ravi - sale wo meri relative hai i mean relative banne wali hai ... tu har chij ka galat matlab na nikal ....
Chirag - bhai maine kuch galat kah diya ho to sorry ...
Tabhi professor ne chirag ko fusfusate dekha to usko last bench par bitha diya kone me .... Uss professor ki 2 period continuation me thi isliye chirag ko wahi par baitha rahna pada ....
Recess mein naina ravi ke paas aati hai ....
Naina - if you don't mind can i sit here ....
Ravi - why not be comfortable ....
Naina ravi ke hi bench par uske sath baith jati hai ... Abhi recess katime tha isliye sabhi student canteen ja chuke the .... Ravi aur naina ke alawa sirf ek shaksh uss wakt class me maujud tha wo tha chirag .....
Naina - apne to apna lunch box nahi laya hoga ....
Ravi - adat hi nahi hai .... childhood me bhi nahu le jata tha aur ab to koi sawal hi nahi paida hota ....
Naina - waise aj se apko canteen ka bekar khana khane ki jarurat nahi .... Apki lunch box ki jimmewari meri .... chaliye jaldi se kuch khate hain warna recess over ho jayega ....
Aur fir dono milkar lunch box ko empty kar dete hain ....
Recess over hone bell bajte hi sabhi log wapas class aa jate hain ... Naina wapas apni jagah chali jati hai aur chirag wapas ravi ke bagal mein jakar baith jata hai ....
Ravi - are yaar tu kaha chala gaya tha ...
Chirag - yehi tha aur kaha jaunga .... Dekha maine kaise tu apni so called relative ke sath kaise chatkare laga kar kha rha tha ....
Ravi - are yaar ye dhuwa kaha se uth raha hai .... ufff ye to jalne ki gandh hai ....
Chirag - haan haan udaa le majak ....
Ravi - sorry yaar main to majak kar raha tha ... maine sach me tujhe nahi dekha ...
Tabhi class mein ek professor aa jati hai apne bade bade chutado ko hila hila kar lecture dene lag jati hai .... Uske class me students uske lecture par kam aur uske bade bade basketball type peechwade par jyada concentrate karte the ....
Chirag (dheere se) - sali pata nahi kis chakki ka aata khati hai ...
Ravi - abe kya bol raha hai tu ....
Chirag - yaar dekh nahi raha kitne bade bade chutad hain sali ke pakka ye raat bhar gand marwati hogi ....
Ravi ka bhi dhyan madam ke peechwade ki taraf jata hai .... Madam ne abhi salwar suit pahna hua tha aur black board par likhte wakt uske chutado mein ajeeb si thirkan paida hoti thi .... Ye sab dekh aur assume karke uska nanha ustad bhi apne wajud ka ehsas ravi ko karwane laga tha ....
Chirag - sali ke chuche to dekho .... lagta hai ki abhi dabaya jaye to dono thano se kam se kam 2 - 2 liter doodh niklega .... wah kitna maza aata hoga iske pati k iski chudayi karne me ....
Ravi bas chhup chap chirag ki baato ko sun raha tha aur madam ke upar apni aankho se practical kar raha tha .... Kuch der baad period over hone ka bell baj jata hai aur madam apne bade bade chutado ko matkati huyi class se chali jati hai ....
Ravi ka nanha ustad ab ugra roop le chuka aur salute par salute mare ja raha tha .... Wo to jeans aur frenchie ki wajah se uske underwear ke andar ki halat se duniya anjan thi ....
Chutti hote hote ravi ki halat normal ho chuki thi aur wo jhanvi ko drop karte huye apne ghar aa jata hai ....
