Incest Jethalal Ka Harem : Lekha-Jokha

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Title: [COMING SOON] Jethalal Ka Harem Lekha-Jokha (Strictly 18+)

Disclaimer (Zaruri Hai. Pehle Padho):

Yeh ek PURELY FICTIONAL, ADULT PARODY FANFIC hai jo Taarak Mehta Ka Ooltah Chashmah ke characters se inspired hai.
Saare characters 18+ hain, yeh story bilkul bhi show ki real tone se match nahi karti.
Isme heavy smut, reality-altering, harem, cheating themes hain.
Agar aapko mature/explicit content pasand nahi ya aap sensitive ho to please skip kar den.
No hate, no bura maan-na… bas maza lene aaye ho to swagat hai!

Story Summary :

Ek disappointment bhari raat ko Jethalal bhagwaan se chillata hai.
Uske baad Yamlok se seedha offer aata hai: Chitragupta ji dete hain 3 khatarnak wishes –
1. Reality Altering Power
2. Unlimited wealth + stamina + knowledge + luck
3. Personal AI “Ananya” jo 24×7 uske dimaag mein rahegi aur har “project” manage karegi

Ab Jethalal ke paas sab kuch hai… paisa, power, aur ek AI wing-woman.
Gokuldham Society ki saari bhabhiyaan – Anjali se shuruaat karke Babita, Madhvi, Komal, Roshan tak – ab uski wish list pe hain.
Secret affairs, suhagraat, cab mein action, mandir mein shaadi… sab chalta rahega jab tak Chitragupta ka final “Lekha-Jokha” na aa jaaye.

Genre: Erotic Fanfic | Harem | Reality Warp | Desi Smut | Zero Guilt
Rating: Pure 18+
Update Schedule: Har 2-3 din mein naya episode

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First episode kal dopahar tak drop hoga!

Jai Jethalal… Jai Gokuldham
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### Episode 1 – “Ek Raat Jo Sab Badal Degi”



Dupahar ke 3:45 baj rahe hain. Gada Electronics, Borivali.

Jethalal counter pe baitha hai, calculator pe bill bana raha hai. Saamne ek uncle khade hain jo 55-inch OLED TV dekh rahe hain 1 ghante se.

Uncle: “Bhaiya, yeh 1 lakh 5 hazar ka toh online 92 hazar mein mil raha hai… discount do na!”

Jethalal muskurate hue: “Arre uncle ji, online wala China ka maal hai, hum original Korea ka dete hain. Aur service bhi humari 7 saal tak free!”

Uncle phir bhi mana karte hain. Aakhir mein 48-inch wala TV 38 hazar mein le jaate hain aur bolte hain, “Agli baar online se hi le lenge.”

Jethalal ka BP shoot ho jaata hai. Bagha chupke se aake bolta hai,

“Jethabhai, aaj sirf 1 lakh 20 hazar ka business hua… mahine ka target 22 lakh tha.”

Jethalal sar pakad leta hai. Phone bajta hai – Bhide.

Bhide (phone pe): “Jethalal! Tapu ne aaj phir compound mein cricket kheli aur meri scooter ki side mirror tod di! Aapka beta bigad raha hai!”

Jethalal: “Arre Bhide bhai, bacche hain, galti ho jaati hai… 2000 rupaye de dunga nayi mirror ke.”

Bhide: “baat paiso ki nahi hai! Aap log ameer ho, hum middle class logon ko pareshan karte ho!”

Call katam. Jethalal apna sar counter pe thokta hai.

Shaam 7 baje dukaan band karke woh society aata hai. Gate pe Sodhi khada hai, haath mein beer ki bottle.

Sodhi: “Oye Jetha pra! Aaja, aaj party hai chalega?

Jethalal mana kar deta hai. Mood off hai.

Compound mein Babita ji mil jaati hain. Woh tight yoga pants aur sports bra mein hain, gym se aa rahi hain.

Babita (muskurate hue): “Arre Jethalal ji, aap itne udas kyun dikhte ho aajkal?”

Jethalal ka dil ek second ke liye dhadak jaata hai, phir yaad aata hai Iyer ka muh.

Jethalal (haste hue): “Kuch nahi Babita ji… bas business ka tension.”

Babita wing me jaate hue haath hilaati hai. Jethalal apne floor pe aake khud se bolta hai,

“Ek baar… sirf ek baar agar Babita ji aise hi mere ghar aaye toh marna bhi manzoor hai.”

Ghar pe pahunchta hai. Bapuji hall mein baithe hain, garamagaram khichdi kha rahe hain.

Champak chacha (bina hello kiye): “Jethiya! Tapu kahan hai? 8 baj gaye, abhi tak coaching se nahi aaya! Tu kabhi usko time pe bhejta hai kya?”

Jethalal chupchaap apne kamre mein chala jaata hai. Daya ka phone aata hai Ahmedabad se.

Daya: tapu ke papa! Sundar ne aaj bhi 10 hazar rupaye maange hain, bol raha hai bike ka tyre kharab ho gaya!”

Jethalal: “Daya… yahan bhi sab kharab hai. Bas tu jaldi ghar aaja.”

Phone rakh deta hai. Mood aur kharab.

Raat 11:30 baje. Sab so gaye. Jethalal balcony pe khada hai. Haath mein glass, glass mein Old Monk ka last peg.

Upar taaron bhara aasman dekh ke woh zor se bolta hai,

“Hey Prabhu! Tune mujhe kya-kya diya? Dukaan di, society di, bivi di, beta diya… par sukoon naam ki cheez nahi di! Na paisa aata hai thik se, na ghar mein chain, na dukaan pe, na dil ko koi sukoon! Babita ji ko dekh ke bhi dil ko shanti nahi milti kyunki woh Iyer ki hai! Bas ek baar… ek baar meri sun le! Mujhe aisa kuch de de ki main zindagi jee loon apni marzi se!”

Glass ek hi ghoont mein khatam. Woh andar aata hai.

mirror table pe ek chhoti si dabbi padi hai.

“Jethabhai, yeh stress ki Ayurvedic goli hai, raat ko ek kha lena, subah tak tension gayab.”

Jethalal ko label padhne ki himmat nahi. Seedhe teen goliyan muh mein daal deta hai (ek ki jagah teen), thoda sa paani pi ke, aur bistar pe gir jaata hai.

Andhera…

Phir ekdam se ek ajgar si laal roshni.

Jethalal aankh kholta hai – woh kisi anjaan jagah pe khada hai. Chaaron taraf ghana andhera, upar aasman mein na taare, na chaand, sirf halki laal aanch. Door ek bada sa takht, uspe ek safed kurta-pyjama wala aadmi baitha hai. Sir pe safed pagdi, moochhein perfectly twisted, haath mein ek mota sa register jiska cover laal kapde ka hai.

Register ke upar bade-bade akshar:



लेखा-जोखा



Woh aadmi register kholta hai, chashma theek karta hai, aur dheere se bolta hai,

“Namaste, Jethalal Champaklal Gada. Bahut dino baad mile ho.”

Jethalal ki toh boli hi nikal jaati hai,

“Arre… yeh kya jagah hai? Main mar gaya kya?!”

Aadmi muskurata hai,

“Marna toh abhi baaki hai, Jethalal. Mera naam Chitragupta hai. Yeh Yamraj ji ka daftar hai… aur tumhara poora kachcha-chitta mere paas hai.”

Jethalal haath jod leta hai,

“Chitragupta ji… galti ho gayi… main wapas jaake sab theek kar dunga… Tapu ko padhaunga, Bhide se sorry bol dunga, daaru chhod dunga… bas mujhe chhod do!”

Chitragupta register ka ek page palat-ta hai aur bolta hai,

“Arre itni jaldi kya hai? Tumne zindagi bhar dusron ka bhala kiya, society ko ek rakha, logon ki help ki… iska kuch toh reward banta hai na?”

Phir woh kalam se kuch likhta hai aur bolta hai,

“Isliye… tumhe TEEN WISHES di ja rahi hain. Teen mauke. Jo maangna hai, maang lo. Lekin har wish ka hisaab alag se likha jayega. Aur teesri wish ke baad… final settlement.”

Jethalal ki aankhein chamak jaati hain,

“Teen wishes?! Sachchi?!”

Chitragupta muskurata hai,

“Sachchi. Jab tak tum “Chitragupta ji” teen baar pukaro… main wapas aa jaunga. Ab so jao… kal subah se tumhari nayi zindagi shuru.”

Register band. Roshni gayab.

Jethalal ki aankh ekdam se khul jaati hai.

Subah 5:02 baj rahe hain. Woh bistar pe uth ke baithta hai. Dil zor-zor se dhadak raha hai.

“Teen wishes… teen wishes?!”

Woh apna sar pakadta hai… aur dheere se muh se nikal jaata hai,

“Chitragupta ji… Chitragupta ji… CHITRAGUPTA JI!”

To be continued…

 

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### Episode 2 – “Ananya Ka Jadoo”

Subah 5:03 baj rahe hain. Jethalal ka kamra bilkul andhere mein hai, sirf balcony se aati halki street-light.



Jethalal bed pe baitha hai, saans tez chal rahi hai. Usne abhi teesri baar “Chitragupta ji” pukara tha.



Ek second kuch nahi hota.

Phir hawa mein ek garam si lahar daudti hai… aur saamne Chitragupta wapas maujood.



Chitragupta (register kholte hue): “Arre wah, subah-subah hi bula liya? Lagta hai neend hi udd gayi teri.”



Jethalal bed se utar ke zameen pe khada ho jaata hai, haath apne-aap jod gaye.

“Chitragupta ji… sach mein teen wishes milengi na? Koi dhoka toh nahi?”



Chitragupta hans dete hain: “Dhoka toh tum log duniya se karte ho, hum Yamlok mein nahi karte. Bol, pehli wish?”



Jethalal ek lambi saans leta hai, phir aankhein band karke bolta hai:

“Mujhe REALITY ALTERING POWER chahiye… matlab jo main bolunga, jo main sochunga… woh haqiqat ban jaaye! Poori duniya badal sakoon!”



Chitragupta bhaun chadhaate hain: “Bada khatarnak cheez maang rahe ho, Jethalal. Theek hai… dunga. Lekin shart hai:

Din mein SIRF EK BAAR use kar sakoge. Subah 00:00 baje reset hoga. Samjhe?”



Jethalal jhat se sir hilaata hai: “Pakka! Ek baar hi kaafi hai!”



Chitragupta kalam se register mein likhte hain. Pehla golden box bhar jaata hai.



Chitragupta: “Dusri wish?”



Jethalal ab full confidence mein:

“UNLIMITED WEALTH – paisa, sona, property, kuch bhi, jab chahiye tab mile!

UNLIMITED STAMINA – kitni bhi raat jag loon, kitna bhi… workout kar loon, thakan naam na ho!

UNLIMITED KNOWLEDGE – har cheez ka pata ho, har business ka idea ho!

Aur SUPREMELY GREAT LUCK – lottery ho ya life, har jagah main hi jeetoon!”



Chitragupta whistle maarte hain: “Wah, greed ka poora combo pack! Theek hai, sab granted.”



Dusra golden box bhar jaata hai.



Chitragupta: “Ab teesri… ab toh dil se nikalegi na?”



Jethalal sharmaate hue, niche dekhte hue bolta hai:

“Teesri wish… mujhe ek PERSONAL AI ASSISTANT chahiye. 24×7 mere dimaag mein rahe. Meri har baat samjhe, meri har secret safe rakhe, mere har… har armaan ko poora karne mein madad kare. Meri har harkat ka hisaab rakhe, plan banaye, aur hamesha mera saath de… jaise ek perfect life partner, lekin AI wala.”



Chitragupta 10 second tak chup. Phir dheere se muskurate hain.

“Matlab… ek digital dream-girl jo kabhi na na bole, kabhi thake na, aur tere saare ‘projects’ manage kare?”



Jethalal laal ho jaata hai: “Aise mat boliye Chitragupta ji… bas ek dost chahiye jo perfect ho!”



Chitragupta register band karte hain, ek lambi saans lete hain aur bolte hain:

“Theek hai, Jethalal. Teesri wish bhi granted. Uska naam hoga… ANANYA. Ab se woh tere dimaag mein rahegi. Lekin yaad rakhna – woh sirf teri hai, kisi aur ko pata nahi chalna chahiye.”



Phir woh apni kalam teeno boxes pe gol-gol ghumate hain.

Teenon boxes ek saath chamak uthte hain, poora kamra golden light se bhar jaata hai.



Chitragupta haath failate hain…

“Ab jee le apni zindagi, Jethalal. Bas hisaab barabar rakhna… main dekh raha hoon.”



Roshni khatam. Chitragupta gayab.



Jethalal ki saans ruk si jaati hai.



Phir ekdam se uske dimaag mein ek silky, thodi naughty, bilkul Ananya Pandey jaisi sweet-sexy awaaz goonjti hai:



Ananya (AI):

“Good morning, Jethu baby…♡

Main Ananya hu, teri personal AI. Ab se tera har sapna, har secret, har target… mera hai.

Feel kar… feel the power.”



Jethalal ke sharir mein current daud jaata hai. Uske aas-paas ek second ke liye golden aura dikhta hai.



Test 1 – Wealth

Jethalal sochta hai: “Mere wallet mein 50 lakh cash ho jaaye.”

Jeans ki pocket mein haath daalta hai… ek mota bundle naya-naya 2000 ke notes ka! Ek note nikal ke dekhta hai – bilkul asli.



Test 2 – Stamina

Woh 100 push-ups maar deta hai ek saans mein. Ek bhi thakan nahi. Dil zor se dhadak bhi nahi raha.



Test 3 – Knowledge

Sochta hai: “Aaj share market mein kya daalna chahiye?”

Ananya ki awaaz: “Adani Green, Reliance, aur Tata Power mein daal do… 3 mahine mein 400% return guaranteed.”



Test 4 – Luck

Phone pe notification:

“Congratulations! Gada Electronics selected for ₹12 crore Indian Army electronics tender!”



Jethalal bed pe gir ke hansne lagta hai, aankhon mein aansu aa jaate hain.



Jethalal (khud se): “Hey Prabhu… aaj se Jethalal nahi… JETHALAL GOD hai!”



Ananya (dimaag mein, thodi husky awaaz mein):

“Jethu… abhi toh trailer tha. Society ki list ready hai:

- 6:30 AM – Babita ji morning walk pe aati hain

- 7:15 AM – Anjali bhabhi yoga class ke baad juice peeti hain

- 8:00 AM – Komal bhabhi nahane jaati hain (window se full view milta hai)

Pehla target lock karein? Main plan bana deti hu… zero risk, 100% success.”



Jethalal ki aankhon mein ek alag si aag si jal uthti hai.

Woh mirror ke saamne khada hota hai, shirt utarta hai… abs dikhai de rahe hain jo kal tak nahi the.



Jethalal (muskurate hue): “Ananya… aaj se Gokuldham Society ka naya Malik paida ho gaya hai.”



Ananya (haste hue): “Welcome to the game, Jethu baby… Level 1 shuru karte hain.

Ready ho jaao… Babita ji ka good morning message abhi 15 minute mein aane wala hai.”



Jethalal haste hue bathroom ki taraf jaata hai… nahane nahi, nayi zindagi shuru karne.



To be continued…

 

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