UPDATE 30
Karishma ko apne kaano pe yakeen nahi ho raha tha
use aisa lag raha tha
ki kisi ne loha pighla ke uske kaano mein daal diya hai
uska sar fatne laga
Karishma
abhay main teri didi hoon
main
haan toh maine kab kaha
ki nahi hai
bilkul hai
woh didi jisne mujhe bachpan se torcher kiya
woh didi jisne mujhe kabhi pyar nahi kiya
sirf nafrat ki
woh didi jisne gunde bheje
apni hi bhai ki gaand maarne ke liye
jab tu meri gaand ka sauda kar sakti hai
toh main tujhe kunwari maa kyun nahi bana sakta
Karishma ke paas teen options the
apni jaan de de
jo main hone nahi dunga
sapne dekh dekh ke paagal ho jaaye
jo hoke rahega
ya phir kunwari maa bane woh bhi apne chhote bhai ki
main
ab khadi kyun hai
apni manhoos shakal leke dafa ho jaa yahan se
woh rote hue chali gayi
aaj main maa ke paas nahi gaya
main chala gaya Anushka ke room mein
woh soyi hui thi
main uske paas let gaya
aur uske chehre ko dekhne laga
pata nahi uske chehre mein aisa kya tha
ki main use chehre ko dekhke kho jaata tha
badi sunder thi woh
main usse lipat ke so gaya
ab main aayi na maje se soya hua tha
tabhi kisi cheekh sunayi di mujhe
behenchod ab yahi kaam reh gaya hai
nahi jaaunga bachane
lekin main karta bhi kya
jab main wahan pahuncha
toh dekha rajkumari meera ko do aadmiyo ne pakda hua tha
aur baaki do uske kapde faadne mein lage hue the
main
hath lagata hai madarzaat
jab unhone yeh suna
toh meri taraf mude
aadmi1
yeh kaun hai
tune gate band nahi kiya tha
Aadmi2
kiya toh tha
pata nahi yeh yahan kaise aagaya
aadmi3
pehle isko niptate hain
phir madam ko dekhenge
woh sab meri taraf badhe
main apna hath unki taraf kiya
woh chaaro hawa mein udne lage
main
maa ke laudo chain nahi hai
randibaji bhi kar sakte the
lekin kisi ka rape karna jaruri hai
woh bhi uska jo mere liye paagal hai
tumhari maa ka bhosda
aur tabhi woh nange ho gaye
woh cheekhne lage chillane lage
neeche dekho neeche dekho
are neeche toh dekho
un sabki gaand fat gayi
ek lohe ka danda tha
jiske chaaro taraf lohe ke kaante lage hue the
jo ghum raha tha
woh bhi full speed mein
aadmi1
bhai humein maaf kar do
humse galti ho gayi
please bhai rehem karo
aadmi2
haan bhai mere do chhote chhote bachche hain
please aisa kabhi nahi karenge
main
tu apni aankhein band kar
meera ne turant apni aankhein band kar li
aur phir woh chaaro seedha us rod pe gide
rod unki gaand ko cheerta hua andar ghus gaya
aur phir kabhi woh upar kabhi neeche
maar toh deta
lekin saalo ko mukti deke koi fayda nahi tha
woh cheekhne lage
meera ka dil dehel gaya unki cheekh sunke
main
ab tum apni aankhein khol sakti ho
meera ne apni aankhein khola
aur mujhe dekhi
tabhi woh chaunk gayi
kyunki woh apne room mein thi
tabhi woh bhaagi hui aayi
aur mujhse lipatke rone lagi
use chhute hi mujhe sab kuchh pata chal gaya
woh chaaro uski company mein kaam karte the
bahut dino se unki najar meera pe thi
saalo ne Japanese porn kuchh jyada hi dekh liya tha
maalkin ko drugs do
aur phir sab milke pelo
ending aate aate maalkin khushi khushi pelwana shuru kar deti hai
main meera ke sar ko sehlane laga
woh roti rahi
main
shhh
sab theek hai
main hoon na
kuchh der mein usne rona band kiya
main
chalo ab aaram se jaao
meera
mujhe akayla mat chhodiye
main
kaha na kuchh nahi hoga
mujhe abhi jaana hoga
woh mujhe dekhne lagi
ab use dekhke main pighal gaya
aur apne hont uske honton pe rakh diya
usne apni aankhein band kar li
main uske honton ko chusne laga
woh bhi dheere dheere mera sath dene lagi
phir kya tha
main wahan se gayab
meera ne aankhein khola toh main wahan nahi tha
woh muskura di
meera ne apni friend preet ko phone kiya
preet
hmm
meera ne use sab bata diya
preet
main abhi aarahi hoon tere paas
meera
aaj unhone mujhe kiss kiya
preet
hain
meera
haan
maine kaha tha na
woh mujhe jarur apnayenge
preet
tu bhi na paagal hai
dekh main jaanti hoon
ki tu usse pyar karti hai
aur woh ek achcha insaan hai
lekin woh ek achcha partner nahi hai
bada hi akdu hai
meera
toh kya hua
akdu hain toh hain
main unse pyar karti hoon
mere liye yahi kaafi hai
preet man mein
pyar toh main bhi karti hoon
lekin kya karu
keh nahi sakti
kyunki woh tera pyar hai
main wapas aaya aur Anushka se lipatke apni aankhein band kar liya
boor ki kami nahi thi mere paas
mujhe meera ko kiss nahi karna chahiye tha
ab use lagega ki main bhi usse pyar karta hoon
kuchh der baad jab Anushka ko laga ki koi use lipatke soya hua hai
toh baukhla gayi
main
main hoon
Anushka shant hui
Anushka
tu yahan kya kar raha hai
main
akayle neend nahi aarahi thi
isi liye tere paas aagaya
Anushka aur kuchh nahi bola
bas apni aankhein dobara band kar li
subah jab uski aankh khuli toh main soya hua tha
ab haal yeh tha
ki main uske upar apne pair rakhke soya hua tha
ab subah subah Nagraj apni maa chudwa rahe the
jab anu ko ehsaas hua
toh woh sharma gayi
usne mere maathe pe kiss kiya
aur phir ithke bathroom mein chali gayi
ready hoke usne mujhe uthaya
main
sone de na
kyun pareshan kar rahi hai
Anushka
tu mere room mein hai
koi aagaya toh kya bolenge
main
bol denge ki ek dusre se pyar karte hain
Anushka
very funny
main uthke baith gaya
aur use dekhne laga
phir main utha
use kiss kiya
aur apne room mein aagaya
.
dekha phone good morning ka message tha
sonal ne bheja tha
main use reply kiya
aur phirse so gaya
tabhi kanchan mere room mein aayi
mere paas pahunchke woh mujhe dekhne lagi
aur tabhi uski aankhon mein aansu aagaye
woh chali gayi
kuchh der baad maa aayi
maa
suniye main jaa rahi hoon
nashta bana diya hai
khaa lijiyega
main
sorry main kal aapke paas nahi aaya
maa
meri jaan bach gayi kal
main
aisa kyun bol rahi hain aap
maa
aur nahi toh kya
aap meri jaan nikaal dete hain
main
maa idhar aao na
ek kiss deke jaao
maa mere paas aake baith gayi
main unhein apni baaho mein bharke kiss karne laga
kabhi upri hont chusta toh kabhi nichle
woh bhi mera sath dete hue
mujhe kiss karti rahi
kareeb 10 minutes tak kiss karne ke baad
main unhein chhod diya
maa bhi chali gayi
ab ghar mein reh gaye the
maasi teeno maal
aur main
main 2 baje utha
aur neeche gaya
main baniyan aur lower mein tha
fridge se paani nikaalke main peene laga
tabhi Maasi apne room se nikli
main paani pee rahs tha
unhone mujhe dekha
aur phir meri pant mein bane tamboo ko dekha
maasi thuk nigalke reh gayi
maasi man mein
aakhir mujhe hua kya hai
mujhe aise sapne kyun aarahe hain
woh mera bhanja hai
main aisa soch bhi kaise sakti hoon
main paani Peeya
aur maasi ke paas gaya
maasi ki najrein mere lund pe hi thi
main
kya hua Maasi
maasi
kuchh nahi
main
aapko paseena kyun aaraha hai
yeh bolke main unke maathe pe apna hath rakh diya
jaise hi main unhein chhua
unki boor mein bhuchaal saa aagaya
poori panty geeli ho gayi thi
woh bina kuchh kahe apne room mein bhaag gayi
tabhi meri sauteli maa teena apne room se bahar nikli
woh mujhe dekhke muskura di
line nahi de rahi thi
woh sachmein dil ki achchi thi
tabhi uski bhi najar mere tamboo pe padi
aur woh sakpaka gayi
main wapas kitchen mein gaya
aur khana garam karne laga
tabhi woh aayi
teena
main garam kar deti hoon
tum aaram se baitho
main dinning table pe aake baith gaya
tabhi woh khana garam karke le aayi
main khaane laga
woh khud kitchen mein chali gayi
shayad use kuchh banana tha
uski peeth meri taraf thi
main apna lund pakda
aur neeche kiya
bhosdika pareshan kar raha tha
khana khaane ke baad
main uth gaya aur hath dhone laga
tabhi usne dekha ki maine khana khaa liya
woh aayi bartan uthake le jaane
main uske pair ki taraf dekha
uska balance bigda
aur phir kya tha woh munh ke bal gidne lagi
jhat se main uske paas pahuncha
aur woh gidti
usse pehle main use pakad liya
hey hey boy
mere hath uske dono chuchi pe the
hum dono neeche gide
main kaske daba diya
uski aah nikal gayi
woh buri tarah se jhenp gayi
main
aap theek toh ho
teena
hmm
aur tabhi use ehsaas hua
mere lund ka
woh jhat se khadi ho gayi
main wahan se aagaya
apne room mein sone ki koshish karne laga
lekin madarchod lund sone de tab na
main pahunch gaya
Sanjana ke ghar
kismat se woh ghar pe hi thi
jaise hi usne mujhe dekha
mujhse lipat gayi
Sanjana
apna phone number toh de do
pata hai mujhe tumhari kitni yaad aayi
aur woh mera hath pakadke mujhe apne room mein le jaane lagi
tabhi mujhe uski bitiya dikhi
jo mujhe aise dekh rahi thi
jaise maine uski gaand maang li ho
woh mujhe apne room mein leke gayi
phir shuru hui chudai
yeh sab aarushi apne laptop mein dekh rahi thi
kaise uski maa thumak thumak ke chud rahi thi mujhse
aarushi
you scoundrel
meri maa mein aisa kya hai
jo mujhmein nahi hai
tumhein meri maa hi achchi lagti hai
main nahi
kya kami hai mujhmein
aarushi apni boor masalne mein lagi hui thi
apni maa ko chudta dekh
aarushi
fuck
itna bada toh porn mein bhi nahi dekha maine
udhar uski maa jhadi
aur idhar aarushi
Sanjana
aah aah aah
tumne toh meri jaan hi nikaal di
main
ok ab main chalta hoon
sanjana
apna number toh deke jaao
main
main phone use nahi karta
har State ki government shocked thi
sabse jayada gaand toh America ki fati hui thi
kyunki unhein saaf dikh raha tha
ki koi monster earth ki taraf badh raha hai
woh missiles bhi nahi chhod sakte the
kyunki woh itna kareeb bhi nahi pahuncha tha
missiles chhodke bhi ki kya ukhaad lete
shaam hote hote aasmaan mein kaala andhera chha gaya
sab aasmaan ki taraf dekh rahe the
unhein ek chehra dikh raha tha
tabhi saare phone screen on ho gaye
aur unpe kisi ki awaj aane lagi
koi alien jaisa tha
humare maalik ne tumhare grah ko chuna hai
apni bhukh mitane ke liye
ek din hai tum sabke paas
jee lo apni zindagi
aur phir screens band ho gaye
ab mujhe yeh thodi pata tha
ki saari gandmariya mere ghar pahuch jaayengi
neelam devi uski beti
Meenakshi uski laundiya
bijlee
Sanjana uski beti
meera aur preet
sonal
komal ki friend paridhi
sab mere ghar aadhamki thi
maa buri tarah se chaunk gayi thi
unka aur baaki sabka toh waise hi mood off tha
maa
aap sab kaun hain
neelam devi
aap abhay ki maa hain na
maa
jee
neelam devi
jee main usse milne aayi hoon
socha aakhri baar use dekh loon
maa
aur aap sab
sonal
anu
aur sonal anu ke gale lag gayi
paridhi kanchan ke
baaki sabka ek hi jawab tha
ki woh sab mujhse milne aayi thi
aur tabhi pooja bhaagti hui aayi
aur mujhse lipat gayi
sabka munh khula ka khula reh gaya
humko zinda mat rehne do saalo
humko maaro humko maaro
pooja apni maa aur behen ke sath aayi thi
neelam devi ko mera address pata tha
sanjana ne bhi mera address nikalwa liya hoga
Meenakshi ne bhi yahi kiya hoga
meera ko kahan se mila mera address
tabhi mera phone baja
main
bol
Arjun
boss aapse milna hai
main
meri gaand maarega
Arjun
kaisi baatein kar rahe ho
ab meri toh koi family hai nahi
aap hi ho
main
rakh phone
usne phone kaat diya
tabhi maa ko yaad aaya
ki yeh wohi laundiya hai
jisne mujhpe case kiya tha
maa
a ladki kya kar rahi ho
chhodo mere bete ko
pooja ne maa ko dekha
aur jaake unke pair chhu li
ab baaki sab ka toh theek tha
lekin 4 aankhein thi
jo mujhe aise dekh rahi thi
jaise maine unhein kunwari maa bana diya ho
pehli thi sonal
aur dusri thi anu
woh aaj kal ek meme chal raha hai
mar gaya madarchod ....
Zaberdast update bhai shaandaar
Meera ko chhedne walo ko unki saza mil gayi or meera ko uske pyar ki pehli kiss
Mausi ko sapne dikha dikha ker pagal kia huwa h or ab uska moosal dekh ker or ziada rahi sahi kasar teena n bhi tamboo dekh lia or girte huwe bachane chkker m bhai sahab papito ko masal dia yeh chakker m bhai sahab k anaconda n jab pareshan kia pahoch gaye sanjana k paas or saari garmi nikali
Tow last warning mil chuki h poori dunia ko ki ek din h jee lo uske baad tow poore grah ko nigal jayega uss alien ka malik jo pata nahi kon h
Poori jhundali hi pahoch gayi Abhay k gher saare gher shock ki yeh itne log kon h
Baherhal dekhte h aage kia hota
Bahot khoob shaandaar
Lajawab update bhai
