Update 30
ajit ko shama ki kafi yaad aa rahi thi aur is baar usne shama ko phone nahi kiya balki sidhe uske room par pahuch gaya aur is baar ajit ka luch acha tha, shama room main thi..
Ajit ne bell bajayi..
Darwaja adha khula aur wo madak, purushatva ko jagane wali katil najar ajit ki najro se mili, ek pal ke liye, aur dusre hi pal wo aankhen ashcharya se badi hoti chali gayi aur darwaja aur jyada khul gaya
"Hi, darling Ajit, wahi to main kahu kyuki hanif ko itni jaldi aane ki adat nahi hai" shama e aankhen badi karte huye kaha
"Ya shayad main hi thoda jaldi aa gaya " ajit ne kaha aur shama ki or dekha, wo abhi naha kar aayi thi is wajah se ekdum fresh dikh rahi thi, pani ki boonde uske sharir par chamak rahi thi aur uske baal aur bhi jyada reshmi lag rahe the, usne apne sharir par lapeta hua towel jaldi jaldi main lapeta hai ye dekhte hi samajh main aa raha tha
"main abhi naha kar aayi hu, mujhe inauguration ceremony attend karni hai, tum ander aao na"shama ne kaha
"Kaha bathroom main??" Ajit ne pucha to shama uski baat sun kar hasne lagi
"Tumhe bathroom main jana hai to jao mujhe baar baar nahane ki adat nahi hai"
"Jaroor par pehna na tum darwaja ache se band karo taki gardi ander na aane paye"ajit ne ander aate huye kaha
"Gardi??"
"Arre tumhare kai diwane tumhare room main aane ke liye utawale honge na isiliye leh raha hu jaldi se darwaja bad kar do "ajit ne kaha
"Wo sab ho jayega par pehle tum apni aankhen band karo"shama ne kaha
"Aankhen kyu band karni hai? Abhi to aaya hu main "ajit
"Please, mujhe mera towel sahi karne do "shama ne kaha to ajit ne apni aankhen band kar li
"Ok ab tum apni aankhen khol sakte ho maine apna towel sahi kar liya hai " Ajit ke kano main shama ka awaj gira to usne apni aankhen kholi air shama ko dekhne laga
"Janti ho is mamle main hamare khayalat bilkul alag hai, towel na pehle hi sahi tha" shama ke sharir par se najar ghumate huye ajit ne kaha, us awasta main shama itni sunder dikh rahi thi ke use dekh kar vishwamitra ki tapasya bhi bhang ho jati
"Tum baitho main ek minute main tayar hoti hu aur tumhe bhi to janna hoga na ki maine hanif se kya baat ki hai" shama ne kaha
"Haa"
"Maine usse pucha tha, madhuri usse mili thi aur usne use irani se milne ki icha batayi aur wo appointment nahi le sakti isiliye hanif uski madad kar aisa bhi usne kaha tha"
"To kya hanif ne madad ki?"
"Pata nahi, is bare main hanif ne kuch nahi bataya , uski yahi buri adat hai use agar kisi bare main baat nahi karni to aap kuch bhi kar lo wo muh nahi kholega "
"Mujhe bhi aisa hi kuch laga tha, madhuri hanif se kab mili thi?" Ajit
"Guruwar ko wo usse milne estate par gayi thi"
"Ambetpada ko??"
"Ha , char baje ke aas paas. Gin loge??"
"Kyaa??"
"Gin. Nahane jane ke pehle maine gin ka peg tayar kiya tha, aaj ki dophar achi bite isliye mere paas yahi ek upay tha, us boring inauguration main wo sadu se bhashan sunna kise pasand hai"shama ne kaha
"Main generally dophar main gin nahi pita hu par ab tum itna keh rahi ho to ek le aao ek peg........par sirf ek hi"ajit ne kaha
"Bas ek hi pyale se to sab jhol hota hai" shama ki madak najar chama rahi thi "maine puri bottle main cocktail bana kar rakha hai, Gin and Beer!!"
"Gin aur beer? Ye kis desh ka cocktail hai?" Ajit
"Made and invented by Shama " shama ne kaha aur bottle main se do glass bharne lagi
"use irani se kyu milna tha ye bataya madhuri ne ??" ajit ne pucha
"nahi. tumhe beer ke glass use karne padenge yaha dusre glass nahi hai" shama ne kaha, usne do glass bhare ek ajit ko diya aur dusra khud liya
"aaram se baitho yaar" shama ne kaha,
ajit aaram se bed par baith gaya, shama ki room waise to choti thi lekin badhiya tarike se sajayi huyi thi, ajit aaram se bed par baitha aur usne drink ka ek ghut liya
"iski maa ka...." achanak ajit ke muh se nikal gaya
"bahut strong hai kya??" shama ne pucha
"na...na bahut badhiya par ek request hai, aainda ye bhanayak cocktail kisi aur ko mat dena!!" ajit ne kaha
"kyu, tumhe pasand nahi aaya?" shama
"nahi nahi bahut badhiya hai, us cobra kiss ke mukable ye shama mix jyada acha hai"
"fir aise alag alag chehre kyu bana rahe ho?"
"bas chehre hi bana raha hu, arre kitna kadwa ho gaya hai ye"
"maine usme gin thodi jyada milayi hai, isse tumhe bhookh lagegi" shama ne kaha
"bhookh to abhibhi lagi hai" ajit ne kaha aur kuch pal waha shanti fail gayi, ajit ne shama se uske roommate ke bare main pucha to pata chala ke wo kahi bahar gayi hai, ajit ne apna baki ka drink khatam kiya
Gin beer ka cocktail apne dimag par havi hone laga hai aisa ajit ko mehsoos hua aur isse acha to BC zehar le lete aisa use laga
"shama!!" akhirkar ajit ne kaha
"bolo"
"hanif ne tumhe aur kuch bataya kya??"
"maine tumhe bataya bas utna hi, madhuri ko irani se jald se jald milna thaaur isiliye use hanif ki madad chahiye thi aur wo usse jaroor milenge aisa bhi usne hanif ko kaha tha aur ha yaad aaya use irani ki beti ke bare main kuch charcha karne ke liye irani se milna tha" shama ne kaha
"inari ki beti ke bare man? wo nera ke bare main bol rahi thi kya?" ajit
"shayad! uske alawa aur kaun hoga, usne hanif ko bas itna hi bataya tha aur uska message irani tak pahuchane ki request ki thi" shama ne kaha
"interesting! shama agar tumhe hanif mile to usse bas itna pata lagana ki kya madhuri irani se mili thi please"
"jaroor, main usse jald hi milne wali hu waise mujhe pehle kapde pehan lene chahiye" shama ne kaha
"jaroor nahi to kuch anarth hone ke chances hai" ajit ne kaha, usne dimag par ab gin beer ka nasha havi hone laga tha, pet main bhok ke mare aag lagi huyi thi aur uska karan bhi tha ke ajit ne kal raat se kuch nahi khaya tha aur subah bhi wo bas chai pi kar nikal gaya tha
"madhuri ka itna jyada importance hai kya?? matlab uske aur irani ke milne ka" shama ne pucha
"tum jitna soch rahi ho usse bhi jyada isiliye tum jitna jaldi hanif se information nikalogi utna acha hoga" ajit ne kaha
"main jald hi hanif ka muh khulwa lungi"
"badhiya!!"
"one more??"
"mere glass main ab bhi thodi bachi huyi hai par....."
"main barf pighalne ke pehle glass bharti hu" shama
shama hath main pitcher lekar ajit ke sdamne khadi thi aur jhuk kar gin beer uske glass main daal rahi thi, usne uske towel ki gath piche bandhi thi aur uske chalne se hulchal karne se wo gath dheeli ho rahi thi aur ajit ki najar us gath par hi thi aur har bitte pal ke sath wo gath aur bhi jyada dheeli hoti ja rahi thi par shama ko uska khayal hi nahi tha wo bindass idhar udhar ghum rahi thi aur wo towel kuch hi palo main gir sakta hai ye ajit bhap gaya tha
Towel shama ke unnat urojo par se thoda niche ghasra "shama" ajit ne kaha, kya hua hai iski khabar hote hi shama chauk gayi usne towel sambhalne ki koshish ki....aur yahi gadbad ho gayi
ek hath se wo ajit ke glass main cocktail daal rahi thi ajit ke awaj dete hi usne dachak kar ek hath piche kiya, towel sambhalne ke chakker main uske hath main ka pitcher ajit ke glass par gira aur ajit par gin beer ki varsha ho gayi "oh no" shama ke muh se awaj aayi, wo towel sambhal nahi payi usse pehle hi towel uske sharir se door ho gaya tha aur gori shama ab puri tarah se nirvastra awastha main ajit ke samne thi...............
..... Jadiya ya phir tapan ke kuch raaz to khul gaye aur inspector bhave unki sachhai ko confirm bhi kar denge..
shukriya bhai... Aise naam kyun.....
, vodka ke sath bhi beer pi chuka hu pura tatti lagta hai 
