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Update..No..66*
MeGa..UpDaTe
MeGa..UpDaTe
Abb..Takk...
Ab Tak Aapne Padha Hayaan Apni Family se milne Hospital Jata hai..
Jahan Anaya Behoshi ki Halat mein thi..
AadiGuru se milne ko Kahkar Wapas Chairman ke Farmhouse Aa jata hai..
Jahan Wah Qatl - e - Aam machata hai....
Last mein Pata Chalta hai ki Chairman Ek Baar fir bachkar Bhaag chuka hai....!!
Abb..Aage...
Main - Dekho Maine Tumhari Har Ek Shart ko Maan liya hai...
Jaisa Tum Chahte ho Waisa Karne ki Azaadi bhi di hai...
Kya Tum Meri Ek Baat Manoge....??
(Main to Tumhara Shukraguzar hun,
Ye bhi koi Poochhne ki Baat hai, Kaho Kya Chahte ho...??)
Main - Main Chahta hu ki...
Meri Family Member ke Saamne tum Ekdam Khamosh Raho...
Main Nahi Chahta ki Tumhari Kisi bhi Harkat se Mujhe Unke Saamne Sharminda hona Pade...
Sabhi Mujhe Be-inteha Pyaar Karte hai,
Aur Main bhi Sabki Ijjat Karta hu...
So Meri Maan Maryada Ka Khayal Rakhna.....!!
Kuchh der Yunhi Khamoshi chhayi Rahi...
(Man mein - Haha Haha Ek Shaitan se aisi ummid Rakhna.. kitni badi Bewakoofi hai,
Mera to Janm hi tumhein Bure Raste par Le jane ke liye hua hai...
Aur Mera pahla Kadam Tumhari Ijjat ko Khaak mein Milana hai...)
Main - Kya hua kiss Sonch mein Pad Gaye....
Kya tumhein Yeh Shart Manjoor nahi.....
(Kuchh Nahi, Ab Tumne Mere liye itna Kuchh Kiya hai,
Mere liye to Yeh Bahut Chhota Sa kaam hai..
Main khud ko Shant Rakhunga)
Main - Bahut Bahut Shukriya Dost..
Mujhe Tumse yehi Ummid thi...
(Man mein - Shukriya to Main Ada Karunga....Ek din,
Sharir tumhara hoga.... Dimaag mera...
Bahut Maza Aayega...
....Haha Haha)
Main - Kya hua Dost Itne Khamosh Kyun ho gaye....
Abhi to Ghar pahuchne mein Waqt hai....
(Kuchh Nahi, Wo Kya hai Shikaar Karne ke Baad mujhe Aaram Karna Pasand hai..)
Main - Hmm ! Achha Ye Batao....
Main Tumhein Kiss Naam se Pukarun....??
(Shaitan, Mask Man, Nakab Posh, Khooni Darinda.... Mere Kayi Naam Hai.. jo Pasand ho, Usi Naam se Bula lo..)
Main - Ye Sab Naam Bekar....
Inse Burayi ki Boo Aati hai..
Hmm Yaad Aaya Tumhein wo Ringtone Bahut Pasand hai Na.... Hello Honey bunny...
To Aaj se Tumhara Naam Honey ! Hoga...!!
(Hahah Ek Shaitan Ka Naam Honey...
Jara Sa bhi Suite nahi Karta...)
Main - Isi liye to Honey ! thik Rahega...
Aisa Lagega Jaise koi Apni Mehbooba ko Bula Raha ho....
(Haha Hah Nice Joke bro ! Chalo thik hai Fir Yehi Naam Sahi)
Aise hi Main Khud Ke Andar Chhipe Shakhsh se Baat karte huye Ghar pahunch Gaya....!!
Meri Car ko Dekhte hi Turant Gate keeper ne Darwaza khola....
Bahut Dino ke baad Aana hua tha Kabeera Palace mein....
Bahut hi Khubsoorat Nazara lag Raha tha....
Iss waqt Subah ke 7 baj Rahe the....
Chidiyon ki Chah-Chahat, Suraj ki Ki Kirne Ghar ki Sobha ko Aur badha Rahi thi....
Gate khula hua tha Main Sidha Hall mein Ja Pahuncha,
Jahan Mom-Dad Pooja mein Baithe huye the...
Main Bhi Jakar Lord ko Naman Karke Shish Jhuka kar jaise hi Baithne ko hua....
Mujhe ek Jhatka laga Aur Main Peechhe Ja gira.....
Main Aur Honey Man hi Man Batein Karne lage....
(Honey - Kya kar Raha hai..
Kyun Mujhe Maarne mein laga hai.....
Tu Itna Na Samajh Kaise ho Sakta hai...)
Main - Kyun Kya hua....??
(Honey - Tu Sach mein Bewakoof hai...
Ya fir dikhava karta hai...
Kya Kabhi God ke Samne Kisi shaitan ki Upasthiti dekhi hai..)
Main - Par Main Shaitan nahi....
(Honey - Tu Nahi to Kya hua...
Main to hun...!!
Tu Mandir mein Pravesh Nahi Kar Sakta...
Jub Tak Main tujh mein Samaya hu)
Main - Lekin Main to daily Pooja karta hu...
Aur Aage bhi Karunga....
Agar Tumhein koi Problem hai to Khud ko Antardhyan kar lo....
(Honey - Aisa Possible Nahi...
Ek Shautan ke kiye Yeh Bahut Dukhadyi hai..)
Main - Thik hai Achha...
Main Iska Koi Hal Khojta hu...
Tab tak wait kar....
Waise tu Burayi ka Rasta Chhod kyun Nahi deta...??
Jaisa Main Kahta hu waisa kar...??
(Honey - Main Bura kaha hu..
Main To Bas Jaalim hu...
Julm Karne Walon ke liye....)
Main - Agar Bura Nahi to... Fir Ishwar se darta kyun hai..??
Waise Aaj Ek teri Kamjori Pata Chal Gayi...
Isse Mujhe Bahut Fayda hoga....!!
(Honey - Jyada Bak Bak Mat Kar...
Warna Mera Dimag khiska to teri Lanka Lagni Tay hai...)
Tabhi Mom Mere Paas Aa Gayi Aur mujhe Aone Seene se laga liya...
Maine bhi Unhein G.M.wish kiya....
Mom - Aa Gaya Mera Bacha....
Kaisa hai tu...??
Ja Dad ke Saath Pooja mein Baith ja....
Main - Thik hu Mom..
Nahi Mom, Abhi Nahin,
Naha-dhokar Pooja karunga....
Mom - Chal thik hai..
Acha Aa ja Tilak Lagwa le....
Main Hichakte huye Mom ke saamne Thoda Jhuk gaya.....
Jaise hi Mom ne Tilak lagaya....
Meri Halki si Cheekh nikal gayi...
Mom - Kya hua beta....
Abhi Tumhari dard se Siski nikli...
Kahi chot Lagi hai Kya...??
Main - Nahi Mom, Main Thik hu...
Maine to koi Awaaz nahi ki....
Mom - Ye mujhe Aaj hua kya hai...
Abhi kuchh der pahle aise laga...
ki Jaise tu mere kareeb Aaya tha...
Fir tere dard mein hone ki awaaz aayi...
Main - Aap bhi Na Mom..
Kuchh bhi Sochti ho... Itni bhi Fiqar Mat Kiya Karo...
Ab Main Bada Ho Gaya....
Mom - Bache Chahe jitne bhi Bade ho Jaye..
Ek Maa ke liye, Bache Hamesha Bache hi hote hain...
Main - Okay Okay..
Main thik hu...
Ab Mujhe Jaane do Fresh bhi hona hai....
Mom - Thik hai...
Jaldi se Fresh hokar Aa Main Breakfast Lagati hu...
Okay Mom ! bas 10 min Mein Aata hu...
Itna Kahkar Main Apne Room ki Taraf Chal diya....
Jaise hi Maine Room Ka door khola.....
(Honey - Ohh My God ! Kya Mast Item hai be....??
Ma Kasam Subah Subah Apsara ke Darshan ho gaye....)
Main - Chup be...
Aage Kuchh bhi Mat Bolna....
Warna Tujhe Bahut Mahnga padega...??.
Darasal Saamne Zin ! Mirror Ke Saamne Baal Bana Rahi thi...
Julfein Bikhri huyi..
Halka Geela Badan...
Jaise Abhi Abhi Naha kar Aayi ho..
Pink Dress mein Bahut hi Khubsoorat Lag Rahi thi....
Ek Pal ke liye Meri bhi Aankhein Uss Par Thahar si gayi thi.....
Tabhi Zin ! Palti Aur Mujhe Gate par Khada hua dekh,
Mere Taraf Bhaag kar Aayi....
Aur Mujhe Hug kar liya....
(Honey - Issshhhh Maara Dala Re....)
Zin - Good Morning Hayaan !
Tum Kab Aaye....??
Kya hua Kahin Chot Lagi hai Kya.....??
(Honey - Kuchh der Pahle Tak to Nahi lagi thi... Lekin Abhi Abhi Poora Seena Chhalni kar diya...)
Zin - Tum ne Kuchh Kaha kya....??
Main - Nahi to...
Main to uss waqt hi Aa gaya tha,
Jub Tum Apne Hushn ke Jalwe uss Aaina ke Saamne Bikher Rahi thi....
Aaj to Bilkul Qayamat Lag Rahi ho..
Meri Jungli Billi...
(Honey - Wah Re... Tum Karo to Chamatkar...
Ham Kare To Balatkar..)
Mujhe Ajeeb Nigaah se dekhte huye....
Zin - Kuchh Badle Badle se Lag Rahe ho...
Sach Batao Sab thik hai Na...??
Main - Hmm Sab Thik hai...
Achha Ye batao..
Bathroom mein Kaun Hai..??
Mujhe bhi Fresh hona hai....
Zin - Maharani ji Naha Rahi hai...
Abhi Time Lagega..
Dusre Room mein Chale Jao...
Tabhi Mom ki Awaaz Aayi jo Nashte ke liye bula Rahi....
Main - Thik hai Zin ! Tum Jao Main Abhi Aata hu.....
Achha Ye Dupatta Dal lo..
Warna Aaj Sab Ghayal ho Jayenge.....
Zin - Dhatt Paglu..
Itna Kahkar Sharmate huye Zin Bhaag Gayi...
Jaise hi Zin bahar Nikli Waise hi Any! ne Bathroom ka door Khola....
Shayad Use mere Aane ka Ahsas ho Chuka tha...
Jaise hi Meri Any! Par najar Padi..
Dhamm.. Ahhhh...
Door Hato Mujhse....
Main Door Ja Gira Aur Deewar se Ja Takraya...
Mere Poore Sharir mein Aag Lag Gayi....
Maine Ek Baar fir se Apna Raudra Roop Dharan Kar Liya.....
Tabhi Emergency fire water pump se Pani Mujh par girne laga....
Lekin Mere Sharir Ke Aag Ko Na bujha Payi....
Any! To Yeh Sab Dekh kar Ekdam Ghabra Gayi...
Ghabrahat mein Jorr se Chillane lagi...
Ye to Achha Tha ki Room Sound Proof tha,
Warna Abhi Sab ke Sab Ikattha ho jane the....
Any ! Ko Kuchh Samajh Nahi Aa Raha tha ki wo Kya Kare....
Mere Paas Aane ko huyi Maine Use Tezz Dhakka dekar Khud se Door Kar diya....
Any! bhi Diwar se Ja takrayi...
Dard se Cheekhte huye...
Main - Bathroom ke Andar Jao.....
Any ! Turant Had badahat mein Bathroom mein Chali Gayi....
Aur Door Lock Kar liya....
(Honey - Saale Chutiye..
Tu to Mera Astitva hi Mitana Chahta hai...??
Bataya Kyun Nahi Bathroom mein Anaya hai...)
Tabhi Any....
Chinta Bhav se chillate huye...
Any - Hayyu ! Ye Sab Kya hai....
Tu thik to hai na....??
Main Ab Sambhal Chuk tha....
Main - Ha Ab Sab thik hai...
Jub tak Main Na Kahun Aap Bahar Mat Aana....
Any - Thik hai Nahi Aaungi...
Pahle Tu Ye Bata..
Ye Sab Hai Kya....??
Main - Sab Bataunga...
Thoda Waqt dein mujhe....
(Jawab de be....
Kyun kar Raha mere Sath Aisa...
Pahle Mandir..
Fir Anaya.... Holder of white energy...)
Main - Tune Mujhe Kuchh bhi Nahi Bataya....
Main to in sab Baton se Anjaan tha....
Teri wajah se Mujhe bhi Dard Sahna Pad Raha....
Apni Any ! Ko Dhakka dena pada....
Chont lag gayi hogi unko....
(Honey - Tujhe Uske Chont ki Padi hai...
Yahan Mera Astitva danv pe laga tha....
Kya tujhe uss Budhau AafiGuru ne kuchh bataya Nahi kya...??)
Main - Ijjat se Naam lo unka... Murkh !
Nahi Unhone mujhe kuchh Nahi Bataya..
Bas Itna Kaha ki Jo ho Raha hai....Hone do...
(Honey - Iss budhau ki to..
Pichhwade mein Bom Daal dunga...
Ek Baar Mile to )
Main - Bas Ek aur bhi Apshabd Kaha Unke barein mein to...
main Beech mein hi Ruk gaya...
Achanak Room mein Roshni Fail gayi...
Tabhi Ek Pal Ke liye samay chakra fir se Ruk gaya....
"Kaho Putra Kaise Yaad kiya...??""
(Honey - Bahar Aane de Mujhe.....Nikaal mujhe Bahar....
nahi chhodunga....
Iski to...)
Main - Pranam Guruwar !
AadiGuru - Akhirkar Mil hi Gaya koi....Tumhari bhi Takkar ka..
To Kaisa Rahi Pahli Mulakaat ...??
Honey - Bahut Bada Game Khel gaya tu Budhau...
Nahi Chhodunga tujhe...
AadiGuru - Kal bhi Murkh tha... Aaj bhi Murkh hai....
Maine Tujhe Ek Naya Jeevan diya...
Qaid se mukti dilayi...
Aur Tu hai ki Mujhe hibura kah Raha....??
Honey - Ismein bhi Tera koi Fayda hoga..
Jo tune Mujhe Hayaan ke Sharir se Mukti dilayi....
Aur Mujhe Siksha dene ke liye Apne Paas Qaid kar Rakha..
Wo to Achha hua Main Mauka dekh kar Bhaag nikla....
Main dono ki batein Khamoshi se Sunne laga...
Aur Baton ko Samjhne ki Koshish karne laga...
AadiGuru - Agar Tu Wahan se Bhagta Nahi..
To Shayad Aaj White Energy ka Samna Karne se Darta Nahi...??
Mujhse Ab Khamosh Na Raha gaya...
Main - Guruwar ! Kya Aap Vistar se Batayenge..
Ki Ye Sab kiss bare mein hai...??
AadiGuru - Yaad hai wo Din..
Jub Main Tumhein Sonpur se Apne Grah Le gaya tha...
Tabhi Maine Tumhare Sharir se Wo Lal Dhaga tod kar Issko Ajaad karke khud ke Paas Qaid kar liya tha..
Taki Ise Siksha De saku...
Aur Iss murkh ko Bhavishya ke liye Taiyar Kar Sakun...
jub Uske Aane Ka samay hoga....??
Jisse tumhara Dusra Ansh bhi Mazboot ho sake...
Lekin Yah mujhe hi Dhoka dekar Bhaag gaya....
Tabhi Maine Dusra Rasta Chuna....
Aur Wapas Tumhare Sharir mein Samahit kar diya....
Main - Kaun aayega...
Kisske liye Hum dono ko taiyar Kar Rahe....??
AadiGuru - Abhi Uske Bare Mein Janne ka Samay Nahi Aaya...
Bas Itna jaan lo Ek Toofaan Aane wala hai..
Jo sampoirn Manav Jati ka Vinash Kar dega...!!
Honey - Bas bas Yehi wajah thi mere Bhagne ki...
Kabhi koi Poori Baat Nahi Bataya...
Bas Andhere mein rakh kar Mujhse apna kaam Nikalwane ki sonch Raha..
Main - Guruwar ! mujhe apki Baton Par poora Yaqin hai..
Kuchh to wajah Jaroor hogi aisa karne ki..
Lekin Ab Main Musibat mein Fans chuka hu..
iski wajah se Mera Jeena Dubhar ho jayega...
Koi to Rashta bataye,
jiske Jariye Main ise Control kar saku..
Warna yeh Shaitan Mujhe bhi Apni Tarah Bana dega.....
Honey - Aisa karne ki sochna bhi Mat...
Warna iska anjaam bahit bura hoga....??
AadiGuru - Aur jo tum Sonch Rahe....Uska kya...??
Main - Kaisi sonch Guruwar...
AadiGuru - Yeh tum Par Qabu Pana chahta...
tumhare Jariye Apne Kale Karnamon ko Poora karna chahta hai...
Kuchh samay pahle bhi Isne Qatl e Aam machaya tha..
meri shaqtiyon ke Dam Par...
Wo to achha hua..
Ek shakti Rahit Aatma ban Gaya...
jiski wajah Meri shart manne ko taiyar ho gaya...!!
Guruwar ki Batein sunkar Main ek dam shock ho gaya....
Main - Mera hi ansh hokar mere hi khilaf jane ki jaal saji kar Raha....
kyun Kar Rahe aisa...??
AadiGuru - Ab ye Nahi bolega...
Main - bass Bahut hua Mujhe upay Bataye...
AadiGuru - Upay tumhein khud Khojna hoga...
Main Kriya Bata sakta hu..
jiske Jariye ye kuchh hadd tak Apni manmani Nahi Kar payega...
Waise bhi Anaya ke saamne aate hi Ab yeh khud bakhud Control mein aa jayega...
Main - Bahut Bahut dhanywad Guruwar ! Aapne Meri pareshani hi Khatm kar di....
AadiGuru - Khatm nahi..
kuchh Hadd Tak kam ki hai..
pareshaniyan to ab aani Shuru hogi...
Jitni Jaldi ho sake iss par qabu Pao....
Aur Apne Karmon ki taraf Agrasar ho..!!
Main -Jaisa aap Kahein guruwar!
AadiGuru - Ise Apne Seene mein Mal lo..
Mahakal ka ashiwad hai Ismein..
Isse Tumhein Mandir aur anaya ke samne jane mein kathinai nahi hogi..
ab Mujhe Jana hoga...
Maine Aage Badhkar guruwar ke Pair chhuye aur ashirwad Liya...
isi ke saath guruwar Gayab ho gaye..
Unke Jate hi samay chakra bhi shuru ho gaya...!!
Honey - Dekh bhai.. mai Tera hi ansh hi Bhala tere khilaf Shadyantra kaise Rach sakta hi...Jubki tere jeevan se hi mera jeevan bhi jud chuka hai...
wo Budhau Hamesha do tarafa batein karta hai..
har Baar ek naya bahana aur karan khoj lata hai...!!
Main - Tumhari baat sahi bhi ho sakti hai...
lekin Batein kabhi jhooti nahi hoti....
unhone hamesha sabka bhala chaha hai...
mujhe unki baton par Poora yaqin hai..
chahe karan jitne bhi Badle...
lekin Mera vishwash kabhi nahi badlega....!!
Honey kuchh bolne wala tha ki....
tabhi Any ! Chillayi...
Any - Itni der kyun lag rahi..
bata na kya baat hai,
warna main bahar aa rahi hu....
Main - Bas 1 min aur uske baad Aap bahar aa jana...
Any - Okay... only 1 min..
Main Guruwar ke dwara di gayi raakh ko Apne hath mein lekar malne ke liye hota hu ki....
Honey - Aisa mat karo...
abhi waqt hai meri Baat oar yaqin karo....
Main - Mujhe Tumhari baat par yaqin hai,
main Ye tumhare bhale ke liye kar Raha..
warna Hum dono Anay ka saamna nahi kar payenge...
itna bolkar main Raakh ko apne seene mein malne lagta hu...
Mere aisa karte hi...
mere Seene mein ek Tezz datd uthne lagta hai...
Main khud ka aantulan kho baithta hu....
jameen mein girr padta hu
aur wahi lete lete Dard se tadapne lagta hu......
Main aur honey dard mein cheekhne lagte hai...
Meri cheekh sun kar Any ! se aur bardasht nahi hota...
Wah darwaza kholkar bahar aa jati hai....
Mujhe Dekh kar ek Dam hairan pareshan ho Jati hai....??
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Aaj kliye Bas itna hi..
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