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Update 22 Dsouza still on the move
Jiss din Dsouza ko experts ke report mein yeh mila tha ke ek 18 se 20 saal ki naujawaan ka sperm paya gaya tha Ruksanah ke jaanghon par, usske baad Virendra aur rocky se puchne ke baad Dsouza Tariq se milne gaya tha usske ghar. Tariq se sawaal kiya tha Dsouza ne ke kia Ruksanah kissi 18 se 20 saal ke ladke se milta tha. Tariq ne bhi nah mein jawaab diya tha.
To Dsouza ne saaf bata diya Tariq ko ke Ruksanah ke jaanghon par ek 18 se 20 saal ke naujawaan ka sperm paya gaya hai aur ek 50+ k umar ka to agar wo kaatil tak pahunchna chahta hai to sab kuch batana padega jo ussko maloom hai. Yeh sunne ke baad Tariq kuch der khamosh raha magar soch mein dooba. Dsouza ussko ghaur se dekh raha tha phir kaha,
“Dekhiye Mister Tariq, aap ko pata tha aap ki wife keisi thi, to aap ko pata hona chahiye nah ke wo kiss kiss se milti thi to agar aap ko kissi naujawaan jo usske life mein thi wo pata hai to batado mujhe tab hum asaani se kaatil tak pahunch sakte hein!”
Tariq apne soch se nikalte hue kaha,
“Sir main yehi soch raha hoon ke kaun 18 se 20 saal ka usske saath hota tha magar situate nahin kar paa raha hoon, shayad tha koyi magar iss waqt yaad nahin araha hai.!”
Dsouza: “main help karun? Socho kia usske office se koyi tha? ya aap ke shop ke clients mein se? ya Tyagi se related koyi? Tyagi ka koyi beta hoga kia uss umar ka?!”
Tariq: “no Sir, Tyagi ki do betiyan hein kum umar ke.”
Dsouza: “To Virendra ya rocky se related koyi? Virendra ya Rocky ke bhai, cousins etc?”
Tariq: “No, Sir, bilkool nahin yaad araha abhi… mujhe yaad aega to aap ko zaroor bataunga.”
Dsouza wahan se wapas chala gaya magar usske jaane ke turant baad Tariq ne apne sasur ko phone kiya.
“Hello adaab, aap se ek baat puchni hai, wo ladka jo aap ke saath Ruksanah se mila karta tha, usske baare mein Dsouza puchne aya tha mere ghar. Ek 18 se 20 sal ke ladke ka veerya mila hai ruksana ki badan par, to kia wo kaatil ho sakta hai? Kia main uss ladke ke baare mein bata sakta hoon Dsouza ko?!”
Talib ka pasina chhuth gaya Tariq ke baton ko sunkar. Ussko pata bhi nahin tha ke Tariq ko uss ladke ke baare mein pata tha. ussne socha bhi nahin tha ke Ruksanah ne uss baare mein Tariq ko bataya bhi hoga. To ussne Tariq se pucha,
“Tariq beta tumko keise pata uss ladke ke baare mein?”
Tariq: “mujhe apni biwi ke baare mein aur usski har ek harkaton ke baare mein sab pata hai. Pehle se hi pata hai, usske saath aap bhi sote the yeh bhi mujhe pata hai!”
Talib: “are nahin nahin astaghfirullah yeh kia behuda baatein kar rahe ho tum Tariq miyan kia tum mujh par ab tohmat lagane lage ho? sharam to karo!”
Tariq: “hahahaha 900 chuhe khaake billi hadj ko chali? Abu jaan mujhe sab pata hai, kitne baar aap Ruksana ke saath soye ho, kab pehli baar soye the, kab shuru kiya tha apni beti ko chodna sab maloom hai mujhe!”
Budha hadbada gaya kyunke uss se Ruksanah ne kabhi bhi nahin bataya tha ke ussne apne shauhar se usske aur ruksana ke najaayiz taalukaat ke baare mein bata diya tha. Talib ke samajh mein nahin aya ke kia kahen Tariq se aur kaampte hue awaaz mein pucha,
“Yeh keise ho sakta hai bhala? Kia ek baap apni beti ke saat eisa Rishta rakh bhi sakta hai tum kia bakwas kiye jaa rahe ho Tariq? Lagta hai tum Ruksanah ke ghum mein paagal hone lage ho!”
Donon mein behez hone lage, to tariq ne kaha,
“okay phir thik hai main Dsouza ko aap ke ghar bhejta hoon aap hi safaayi de dena unnko!”
Dar assal baat ab yeh ho gayi thi ke tariq ko yeh shak ho gaya ke usske sasur ne hi mara hai usski biwi ko. Kyunke Dsouza ne ussko bata diya ke ek sperm 50+ ke umar ka mila tha ruksanah ke jism ke andar aur baahar ek 18 se 20 ke umar ka. To Tariq ko yakeen ho gaya tha ke ek usske sasur ka sperm hoga aur dusra uss ladke ka…. Wo apne sasur se ghussa tha aur ussne Dsouza ko call kiya.
“Hello Dsouza sir, aap turant mere sasur ke yahan jaaiye ussko pata hai wo 18 se 20 saal ka ladka kaun hai, unn se aap sakhti se sawaal kijiyega, dhamkee dena ussko andar karne ki to wo zaroor batayega aap ko.”
Dsouza: “thik hai chala jata hoon magar thoda safaayi to do mujhe kaun hai wo ladka aur aap ke sasur ussko keise jaanta hai?!”
Tariq: “yeh sab aap ussi se puchiye nah? ussko sab pata hai!”
Dsouza: “magar aap ko keise pata ke unnko sab pata hai?!”
Tariq: “ofo! Aap ko katil ka pata lagana hai ke nahin? Mujhse sawaal karke aap waqt zaaya kar rahe ho janaab!”
Dsouza ne muskuraate hue phone ko rakha aur Panday se kaha,
“hahahaha chalo Panday ek murga ko halaal karna hai ab!”
Panday ne hansste hue paan chabaate hue pucha,
“kia baat hai miyan aap to bade khush dikh rahe ho, eisa kia mil gaya kaatil ka pata chal gaya kia?!”
Dsouza ne ussko paan chabaate hue dekha to kaha,
“are aaj pehli baar tumko paan khaate hue dekh raha hoon, yeh to mera purana shaukh tha, hai kia aap ke paas khilao ek paan bhai!”
Panday ne paan diya Dsouza ko jo ussne munh mein rakh kar chabana shuru kiya aur car ke taraf badhe donon Talib ke ghar ke taraf drive karte hue…..
Drive karte waqt Dsouza ne Panday se paan chabaate hue kaha,
“Ama yaar ek thookdaan hona chahiye the iss car mein yeh paan chabaane ka ek hi issue hota hai ke issko thookna padta hai, ab thookun bhi to kidhar?!”
Panday ne ishare se baahar thookne ko kaha, to Dsouza ne weise paan jabaate hue hi pucha,
“Baahar? Thook dun kia baahar? Agar udh kar kissi ke upar thook chala gaya to usska kapda rangeen ho jaega bhai!”
Phir donon zoron se hanssne lage. Aur Dsouza ne kaha,
“yeh nawaabon ne acha shaukh paal rakhe the paan chabaana…”
Panday: “Are sir gharib ka peth palta hai iss paan se, paan ki dukaan wala apna ghar chalata hai paan bech kar, bache paalta hai….”
Dsouza: “haan miyan yeh bhi sahi baat hai, matlab humko paan kharidna aur khana chahiye uss paan bechne wale ke pariwaar ki madad karne ke liye hai nah bhai hahahahaha!!”
Phir donon hanssne lage aur sochne lage ke keise keise tarike hote hein logon ko jiwan mein roti kamaane ke liye, yeh paan ka patta bech kar bhi log jeete hein!
Aur achanak Dsouza ne jab baahar thooka to usske khud ke kamiz par thoda sa laal rang lag gaya aur apne rumaal se saaf karne laga, aur saaf karte waqt ussne brake lagaya achaanak se! Panday ne usske taraf dekhte hue pucha ke kia hua achanak highway par brake kyu lagaya!”
Dsouza kuch soch raha tha jabda chalaate hue paan munh mein liye aur turant uturn liya thoda aaguey badh kar….. Panday sawaal kiye jaa raha tha,
“hum wapas kyun jaane lage hua kia Dsouza sir?”
Dsouza: “are iss paan ka shukriya ada karo, Ruksanah ke kapde par ek eisa laal rang tha jissko ignore kiya gaya tha ab mujhko yakeen hai ke wo paan ka hi daag tha usske kapde par….. wohi check karne jaa raha hoon abhi issi waqt!”
Office pahunch kar Dsouza ne jaldi se ruksana ke kapdon ko wapas nikala aur Tariq ko phone karte hue ruksanah ke kapdon ko check karta gaya. Tariq ne phone uthaya to Dsouza ne pucha,
“Tariq sahab ek baat batao kia aap ka sasur paan khaane walon mein se tha haan ya nah?!”
Paan ki thook mein DNA maujood hota hai aur uss DNA se paan khane wale ka pata asaani se chal jaega Dsouza ne socha khush hote hue aur Ruksanah ke kapde ke uss jagah ko saamne kiya jahan wo laal rang laga hua tha, aur apne microscope ke niche kiya uss hisse ko aur tariq ka jawaab ka intezaar karne laga…..
To be continued……
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