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Incest Ghar Me Matakte Gand

Deshi lund 9

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Didi mujhse gand marane ke liye taiyar nahi thi, aur Bipin deal pakki karne ki baat par ada tha. Ab kaise dilau Bipin ko apni maa ki gand, bhale hi maa 1000 baar gand mara chuki ho, par uske badle didi ki chikni kori gand to mil hi rahi thi, Maina jib pasopesh
me fasa tha, kaise maa se baat aage badhau, aur udhar kahi Pooja Didi Bipin se gand na mara le, fir to chudi hui gand milegi chodne ko, aur kabhi to kisi ki seal todne ka mauka mujhe bhi milna chahiye, boor to Pooja didi ne Bipin se khulwa liya, kahi Didi
ki gand bhi mujhe nahi mili to, bahut dino tak koi unchudi maal milna muskil hi hai. Aisa mauka bar bar to aane se raha.

Kuch na kuch upay to bhidana hi hoga. Main ise udhedbun me laga hua tha

ki achanak phone ki ghanti ghanghana uthi. Maine call receive
kiya –“Hello!!”
Caller -“Hello, main bol rahi hoon”
Me - “Main kaun, naam nahi bataiyega to kaise pata chalega.”
Caller –“Pahchano main kaun bol rahi ho, maine tumhare bahut pas
hoon.”
Me –“Pooja Didi”
Caller –“Ye Pooja didi kaun hai ab, tumhari didi ka naam to
Pammi hai na.”
Me –“Kaun ho bhai, mere bare sab kuch janta hai, namwa to bolo pahle.”
Caller –“Main bol rahi hu Anjana.”
Me –“Kaun Anjana, main to kisi Anjana ko nahi janta, kahi aap didi
ki sahelo ti nahi hai na. Didi ko phone du kya??”
Anjana –“are nahi, main aapke dost ki choti bahan hoon.”
Me –“Kaun dost, mujhe to yaad nahi aa raha.”
Anjana – “Aap Kaushik bhaiya ke to jante hi hai, kai baar aap
ghar bhi aa chuke hai.”
Me –“Are chotti tum, to itna der se anjana anjana kyu ratt rahi thi, bolna tha na chotti bol rahi hoon.”
Anjana – “Ab main badi ho gayi hoon, mujhe mere acche naam se boliye.”
Me –“Are babu, tu to mere liye wahi chotti hi rahegi na.”


Anjana mere dost Kaushik Das ki chotti bahan hai, wo kaushik se bas ek varsh hi chotti hai, matlab ab 19 ki hogi karib. Lekin maine
use 3 saal se nahi mila hoon, aur na hi apne dost se mila hoon. Ab wo bahar padhai karta hai, wo 2 saal se yaha aaya hi nahi to milta kaise. Aur, bina dost ke uske ghar par nahi ja sakta, nahi to log
tarah tarah ki baatein banayenge.
Me –“Ye bata ki tujhe mera number kaha se mila. Aur achanak
aise kyu contact karna pada.”
Anjana –“Wo bhaiya aa raha hai 1 mahine baad yaha, to bola hai ki aapko bata ke rakhne ko.”
Me – “Ye lo, wo khud call nahi kar sakta tha, tujhe kyu paresan kiya.”
Anjana –“Bhaiya ke pas aapka number nahi tha na, isliye maine
phone kiya.”
Me –“Kya??????? To tum usko mera number de deti. Accha bahana bana rahi ho chotti.”
Anjana –“Aisa to maine socha hi nahi tha, Ye idea to mere dimag me click hi nahi kiya.”
Me –“Wah re, ab mujhe mama banao tum. Pahle ye bol ki number kaha se mila tujhe mera.”
Anjana –“Chhodiye na bas aise hi mil gaya aapke facebook se.”
Me –“Mera facebook account hai hi nahi to kaha se mil gaya, saaf
saaf bol na kisne diya, kisi dost ne hi diya hoga, lekin aise dost kaun hai jo, mere aur kaushik ka common friend hai. Mujhe to
aisa kuch yaad nahi aa raha.”
Anjana –“Wo aapke dost Vicki ki bahan Annu ne diya. Mujhe to aur
bhi bahut kuch pata chala hai aapke bare me.”
Me –“Kya pata chala hai????” Main dar gaya ki kahi Pooja didi ki baat ise to pata nahi chal gayi, lekin ye kaise ho sakta hai, itni jaldi to Email bhi nahi pahuchta, ye to chippi hui baat hai.
Anjana –“Ab baniye mat, mujhe Annu ne sab bata diya hai.”
Me –“Are are , kya bata diya hai bhai. “
Anjana –“Yahi ki ap dono ke bich acchi khasi setting chal rahi hai.”
Me –“Kya?? Kya?? Wah bhai, itni mast setting ki mujhe hi pata
nahi hai. kya bol rahi hai tu, maine to usse 1 saal se baat tak nahi ki hai. Aur ab Vicki se bhi kuch khash connection nahi hai.”
Anjana –“To fir usne mujhse aisa kyu kaha.”
Me –“Wo bas fek rahi thi tere samne, kuch mila nahi to ye sab
ding diya tere ko. Ruk milne de usko, bataunga acche se usko.”
Anjana –“Are aap kuch mat kijiyega, nahi to mere par bhadak jayegi”
Me –“OK yar, lekin ab jyada dingne mat dena usko.”
Anjana –“Ok bhaiya, Bye.”
Me –“Bye”.



Main iss wakiye ko undekha karke apne dost Nilesh ke ghar chala gaya. Waha gaya to kafi bhid bhad thi, maine Nilesh ko bahar bulaya, aur bate karne laga.
Me –“Accha Nilesh, ye Vicki ki bahan ki kya kahani hai yar. Humko kuch naya nya pata chala hai tere bare me.”
Maine tukka lagaya tha. Vicki mere se jyada Nilesh ke kareeb tha, aur Nilesh ka Vicki ke ghar aana jana bhi jyada tha, aur Nilesh ki nazre Annu par thi, ye mujhe pata tha. Isi karan Nilesh din me kam se kam do baar Vicki ke ghar ke chakkar kaat hi leta
tha. Dar-asal usse Vicki nahi Annu ko dekhna hota tha, par Annu ki taraf se kitna pyaar tha ye to mujhe pata nahi tha. Aur Nilesh ki prem kahani kidhar kidhar mud rahi thi, iska mujhe kuch bhi
aabhas nahi tha. Sayad kuch khichdi pak rahi thi, Jiska asar Nilesh ke chehre par saf saf dikha.


Tabhi ghar ke andar ke Nilesh ki mameri bahan Soni ne awaz lagayi –“Kya bhaiya, andar nahi aayiyega?? Humko sab samjh me
aata hai. Aap bahar se hi mera sandal dekh ke jaan gaye the ki hum dono bahan yaha aaye hai, aur aap to humlog se bhagte hi
chalte hai.”
Me –“Are nahi Soni, aisa hai kya???? Kab bhaaga main tumse.
Batao to.”
Soni –“Bhaage nahi hai, us din sham ko bole ki main boli ki mujhe Maths bata dijiye, aur kuch tricks bhi bata dijiye. Lekin aap to bhaw khane lage. Aur uss din ke baad ghar hi nahi aaye kabhi.”
Me –“are main kafi busy chal raha tha kuch dino se, isliye mauka hi nahi mila tumhare ghar aana ka. Aise bhi tere ghar to masti karne aate hai, tum fir kitabo me uljha rahi ho.”
Soni –“Bhaiya bata dijiye na thoda, bahut problem hota hai maths me, aur Nilesh bhaiya bata diye hai ki aapka trick sab khatarnak
hota hai solve karne ka.”
Me –“Ha wo to hai, lekin abhi kuch jyada hi busy chal raha hoon.”
Soni –“Kaha busy chal rahe hai aap, koi mil gayi hai kya.”
Me –“Are nahi, bas ek kahani likh raha tha to samay hi nahi mila.”
Soni –“Kaun si kahani, mujhe bhi dijiye padhne ko, mujhe kahani
padhne ka bahut sauk hai.”

Main Nilesh ki orr dekh raha tha, Wo ishara kar raha tha baat ko jaldi niptane ka.. Maine Soni se waada kar diya ki kal se rozz sham
ko uske ghar jaunga. Aur, baat ko chalta kiya. Moni ka nature chupchap rahne wala hai, isliye usne kuch bola hi nahi. Bas sunti rahi aur fir chali gayi.
Me –“Ha Nilesh, bata na, tera aur Annu ka kya chakkar chal raha hai.”
Nilesh –“Yar kya bolu ab, ajib ka kand ho gaya hai, samjhe me
nahi aa raha hai ki tumko bataye to bataye kaise.”
Me –“Are yar, aise hi best friend bolte ho ka naam ka, best friend hai to kuch bhi bol sakte ho yaar. Sunenge chupchap, tum bolo to sahi.”
Nilesh –“Accha tum force kar rahe to bol dete hai, baat ye hai ki mujhe Vicki ki bahan Annu acchi lagti hai.”
Maine uske pith par dhamakka marte hue bola. “Wah sher, sahi ja rahe ho, bolte jao, hum sun rahe hai.”
Nilesh –“Soche the ki propose kar dete hai.Aur jab propose kiye to chot ho gaya dil par.”
Me –“Abe humko to batana chahiye tha na yaar, Bina bole teer maar diye tum to, Kya reply mila.”

Nilesh –“Bole to chot ho gaya bhai. Pura badka danda ghus gaya,pura mood off”
Me –“Ha to boli kya wo to batao.”
Nilesh –“Bhai love letter diye the, letter me naam nahi likhe the,
to KLPD ho gaya.”
Me –“Matlab kya dhokha hua be, jawab nahi di kya.”
Nilesh –“Nahi yaar jawab di hai, lekin mere naam se nahi, tere
naam se.”
Me –“Hee, samjhe nahi, kya bol raha hai tu.”
Nilesh –“Haa yaar, usko laga ki wo love-letter tune bhejwaya hai
mere through, to usne reply tere hi naam par kar diya.”
Me –“To tune bataya kyu nahi mujhe yaar, ye to bada chot ho gaya yaar. Wo letter dikha to.”
Nilesh –“Kya yaar, ab tu bhi chot dega. Wo to kar hi rahi hai, ab tum dono ka chakkar chalega uar main postman banke rah jaunga.

Main to bol bhi nahi paaya ki love letter maine diya tha.”
Me –“Chal koi nahi dikre, hota hai hota hai. Pahle tu letter to de,
kya likha hai padhu zara, fir batate hai Annu ko. badi udd rahi hai na.”Nilesh ne mujhe letter diya, maine khat khol kar padhna suru kiya, khat se madamast khusboo aa rahi thi. Lagta hai kisi purane
itra ka istemaal kiya gaya hai. Main us khusboo me kho sa raha tha, sayad ye sirf ‘itra’ ki khusboo nahi thi, Annu ka pyar bhi bhara tha iss khar main. Dil to mera bhi jor se dhadakne laga, ki
kahi mujhe pyar na ho jaye Annu se. Maine jatke se wo letter Nilesh ke haatho me fek diya.
Aur akbaka kar bola –“Are yar, nahi padhta mujhe koi letter wetter. Kya tum bhi, kuch bhi bakwas karte ho yar.

Tum dono ke bich me main kaha se aaa gaya. Mujhe nahi sun na iss bare me

kuch, aur naa hi kuch solve karna hai.” Mere chehre par
hawaiiyaan udi hui thi, Nilesh ko ye samjhte der na laga ki kya
hua hai.

Nilesh –“Dost kaboo rakho khud par, samjh sakta hoon, itni khubsoorat ladki agar khud pyar ka izhar kare to kambakht kaun hosh me rah payega. Us par ye ‘itra’ ki ruhaani khusboo. Itna kafi
hai ek pyar ke pyaase dil ko madhosh karne ke liye.

Saurav dekh
yar, wo tumhe kitna pyar karti hai ye to nahi pata, lekin main Annu se bahut pyar karta hoon. Uske bina rah nahi sakta, isliye 4
din tak ye baat tujhe chah kar bhi bata nahi paaya.”Itna kah kar Nilesh ke aankho me aansu bhar aaye, wo aur kuch kah nahi paaya. Maine uske kande par hath rakha aur use dilasa dilaya –“Honda we kake, Honda we. Isaaq gali vich lakho kaante
hondiya, kuch paira noo lahoo-luhaan kar ditte hai, aur kuch lahoo-luhaan ho jaate hai. Mainu koi love sove nahi hai us kudii naal, wo to tere hi hai mundiye. Apni to baabi lage si wo. Hor, baabi
maa samaan hondi hai kake. Je main bich me kado nii aawanga, tee thara pyaar thare baho vich hongi.”
Nilesh mujhe ghur ghur kar dekhta rah gaya, Ye aascharya use kis baat baat par ho rahi thi main samjah na saka. Achnak wo chup
ho gaya aur vismit hokar bola –“Abe tu, punjabi kabse bolne laga,aur sikhi kab be tune. Gajab kar diya yar. Shock de dete ho bhai
tum to.”
Me –“Karna padta hai dost, tere liye to jaan bhi hazir hai Annu
kya chiz hai. Par waada kar ki tu use khush rakhega.”
Nilesh –“Yaar main tera ye karz kabhi nahi bhulunga. Kya insaan hai yaaar tu, koi itni acchi maal ko hath se kaise jaane de sakta hai.”
Me –“Na beta na, haath se main agar jaane diya to tujhe kya ghanta milega. Wo kisi aur ke jaal me fas jayegi. Yaa nahi to Vicki chod dega usko. Bahanchod saala.”
Nilesh –“abe tu Annu ke bare main aisa mat bol yar.”
Me –“Are lale di jaan, main to check kar raha tha ki pyar bhi hai
thoda thoda, ya sirf jismani garmi nikalni hai tujhe.”
Nilesh –“Main sach much me Annu se pyar karta hoon, sach tere jagah koi aur hota to kabhi nahi mana karta Annu ko. Mujhe pata
hai ye sab tune mere liye kiya hai.”
Me –“Koi nahi bande, jab waqt aayega to mang lenge kuch iske badle.”
Nilesh –“Jo bhi mangna ho mang lena dost, mana nahi karunga, bas
meri gand mat mang lena chutiye.”Aur dono has pade. Ab Nilesh ka dil halka ho gaya tha, par mere
hath se ek komal kali nikal gayi thi na. Gand maraye dosti, tel lene jaye ye maa ka lauda Nilesh. Mauka mile to iski maa-bahan ko bhi naa chhodu main. Ye to mujhse meri khurak chhin raha hai.
Laude da puttar......

Main ghar wapas aa gaya, tarah tarah ki uljhano ke bich ab main
thak chuka tha. Ye Annu ko mujhse pyar wyar kaha se ho gaya,main to chut ka poojari hu, main en chakkaro me nahi pad sakta,
kuch bhi ho mujhe in pachdo se dur hi rahna hai bhai. Main Annu ke pyar me padna nahi chahta tha, lekin bina pyar me pade Annu ki boor bhi to mil nahi sakti thi. Aur idhar ye laudeshwar Nilesh hai, Annu mang raha hai mujhse. Chutiye ko itna akal nahi hai ki ladki usse chudna nahi chahti hai to isme main kya kar sakta hoon.

Ek Annu ke liye Soni Moni aur Nilesh ki Maa ko to nahi chhod sakta na. Itna sacrifice to karna hi padta hai. 3 Chut ke badle ek chut kurban, not a bad thought.Lekin................
Wo love letter ki khusboo mere dimag par ab bhi chha rahi thi,buuuhhh buuuhhhh ye kya sochne laga main. Jaldi se koi intezam karna hoga yar. Bahut kaam pending pade hai. Idhar maa ko
patana hai, udhar Renu Didi par hath maarna hai Pooja Didi ki gand milegi ki nahi pata nahi, Annu ka intezam karna hoga, Soni ko maths padhana hai, Anjana chulchula rahi hai usko bhi shant karne ka mauka mil sakta hai. Bas bich me inke bhai bhandi naa mare
to mere laude ke balle balle....

Subah ka samay hai. 8 baj rahe hai. Main apne bistar par lete lete
apne diary me chudai ki planning kar raha tha. Hath me sketch
pen liye apne plan ka raw sketch bana raha tha. Ki kis tarah cross combination banega sare jodo ka, aur kaise sabko busy rakh kar
apna kaam nikal sakta hoon. Dimag me sirf ek baat chal rahi thi –
“Everything should be planned.” Lekin main ajnabi film ka akshay
kumar nahi hoon, jo jiti hui baazi apne chutiyapa ki wajah se haar
jaunga, jarur kareena ki gaddedar gand ne uske dimag par patthar mar diye honge.

Khair main apne planning me kafi mashroof tha, ki tabhi mere kamre me Pammi didi aati hai, main itna busy tha ki mujhe pata hi nahi chalta hai. Pammi Didi mere bistar ke paas aakar check kar rahi thi ki main kya bana raha hoon, mera dhyan Pammi Didi
par bilkul nahi gaya, Aur Pammi Didi ne wo sketch dekh liya, usse sari planning ki jaankari ho gayi, ki main kya kya soch raha tha en
dino. Sketch me saaf saaf sabke naam likhe the, aur kaun kiski kya marega ye bhi defined the, Pammi didi ne sketch ko dhyan se
dekha aur mujh par chillane lagi – “Ye kya sktech hai Saurav, ye kya plan bana rahe ho, ye kya hai, Maa ki gand Bipin se marwane
ka sign hai ye, aur badle me Pooja ki gand milegi tumko. Aur,Renu ki gand, unknown time ka kya matlab hua, ye Annu aur Anjana kaun hai, Nilesh ki maa ka naam bhi likha hai. To tum yahi
sab plan kar rahe ho aj kal.”
Me –“Are didi, tum bina bole andar kyu aa gayi. Aur main kya kar
raha hoon, iski jasoosi karne ki kya jarurat thi”
Pammi Didi –“Main jasoosi nahi karti to tu to Maa ki gand Bipin se marwa deta.”
Me –“Didi, badle me mujhe Pooja ki unchudi gand mil bhi to rahi hai.”
Pammi Didi –“aur ye Annu kaun hai, tu isko Nilesh ke liye reserve kyu likha hai. Aur ye Anjana par question mark, fir Pinki kaun hai again question mark.”

Didi ne dhyan se pure sketch ko dekha aur samajhne ki kosis ki,
fir mujh par jor si cheekha. “Kya hai ye, hai kya ye aakhir????”
Me –“Didi, ap to samjh hi chuki hai, Ye planning hai ki kaun kisse
chudegi aur kaise chudegi.”
Didi –“Lekin tune aadha sketch hi banaya hai kya? Pura kar isko,fir main dekhti hoon.”
Me –“Didi, sketch to lagbhag pura ho hi chuka tha, ki tum aa gayi.”
Didi –“To kya ye pura sketch hai.”
Me –“Ha nahi to aur kya!!!! Ab isme Katrina Kaif aur Kareena
Kapoor ka naam bhi likhu kya????”
Didi –“Main kya Katrina se kam hu? Ahhhhammm.... Ye sab kya hai bhai, main bahut gussa hoon tujh par.”
Me –“Kyu didi, main jawaan ho gaya hu, kuch to karunga na apni hawas mitane ke liye.”
Didi –“To kya teri hawas itni jyada hai ki tujhe 5-6 ladkiya
chahiye, wo bhi kori kori, aur badle me tu apni maa ki gand bhi
marwane ko taiyar hain.”
Me –“To kya hua didi, Maa ki hazaro baar chudi gand ke badle agar mujhe naya sealband gand mil rahi hai to, aap kyu gussa ho rahi hai.”
Didi –“Are gussa kyu na karu, iss sketch me to mera naam hai hi nahi. To gussa nahi karungi kya.”
Me –“Didi ........ ye kya bol rahi ho didi. Iss sketch me tumhara naam kyu dalunga main.”
Didi –“Jab tu apni Maa chudwa sakta hain, to apni Didi aur Bahan nahi chuda sakta kya? Mujhme aisi kya burai hai ki tune mujhe
shamil nahi kiya iss sex ke mahabharat me mera naam.”
Me –“Didi, main apse bahut pyar karta hoon, apko kaise kisi aur ke
samne daal sakta hoon, aap meri didi ho koi mutton nahi, jo kisi bhi kutte ke samne daal diya.”
Didi –“To kya teri Maa meat ka tukda hai jo apne kutte dost ko khilane ki soch raha hai?????? Bol bol na”
Me –“Didi, uske badle to mujhe makkan jaisi gand bhi to milegi na.”
Didi –“Agar Maa ki itni chudi hui gand ke badle tujhe makkan jaisi
gand mil sakti hai, to soch meri Angoor si jawani ke badle tujhe
kya kya mil sakta hai.”
Me –“Lekin main......”
Didi –“Are soch mat jyada, ban ja mera dalaal, meri hawas ki aag
bahut jor ki jal uthi hai Saurav, ab tu jaldi se mujhe bhi chudwad e kisi se, setting kara de meri bhi bhai.”
Me –“Didi, main apse bahut pyar karta hu, apko kisi se chudte hued ekh nahi paunga. Ap ungli kyu nahi karti hai.”
Didi –“Tu bhi to muth marta hi hai, lekin fir bhi tune boor aur gand ke khatir itna intezam kiya hai na.”
Me –“Didi, main muth marta hoon, ye tumhe kaise pata.”
Didi –“Mujhe sab pata hai, bathroom me meri panty me muth
maar ke rakh dete ho. Kya sochte ho humko nahi pata chalega.”
Me –“Didi, lekin maine aapki panty par kabhi muth nahi mara, agar mujhe jarurat hoti bhi hai to main Maa ke kapdo par muth maar deta hoon.”
Didi –“Tumne aisa nahi kiya hai to Priya aisa karegi, nahi to Maa ke laude nikal gaye hai?”
Me –“Sach me didi maine teri panty par kabhi muth nahi mari hai,Pinki Promise.”
Didi –“To fir kisi na kisi ne to aisa kiya hai na, ki khud meri panty ne muth nikal diya hai.”
Me –“Mujhe lagta hai Papa ne kiya hoga, kyuki unke siwa aur koi aur hai bhi to nahi land wala ghar me. Kahi aisa to nahi hai ki Papa tumko chodna chahte hai.”
Didi –“Ho sakta hai, ho ne ko to kuch bhi ho sakta hai, lekin main Papa se bolungi kaise??”
Me –“Matlab tum Papa se chudne ke liye ready ho didi. Tumhi ko suruat karni hogi, nahi to Papa to kabhi tumse nahi bolenge k iunko tumhari boor chahiye.”
Didi –“Lekin agar maine Papa se jakar kaha ki mujhe aapse chudwana hai aur Papa ne thappad maar kar bhaga diya to, GCPD hoga to hogi hi. Fir, bahar bhi kisi se marane nahi ja paungi kyuki
Papa ghar se nikalne to denge nahi fir.”
Me –“Didi itna mat socho, Papa tere jaise komal kachnar kali ko
chode bina rah nahi payenge, itni mast item jo koi mard chhod
kaise sakta hai.
Didi –“Koi chhode na chhode. tum to chhod hi rahe ho aisi maal. Ha
bhai, tum mujhe kyu chodoge, tere paas to ab 36-38 size ki gand wali laundiya hai jo”
Me –“Kya 36-38”
Didi –“Are wahi 36 ki gand wali Renu hai na tere pas, aur Maa ki
gand to 38 hai, to tu mere 34 ki gand par kyu nazar daalega.Tujhe to bade bade gand pasand aati hai na.”
Me –“Didi, aisi baat nahi hai, apki gand abhi tak kabhi chudi nahi hai na, isliye 34 ki hai, ek bar aapne gand me laude lene suru kiye to aapki gand to Maa se bhi chaude ho jayenge. Aur, Papa ke land se apne gand maraya to 1 mahine me apki gand 38 ki ho jayegi.”
Didi –“To tu kyu nahi kar deta meri gand 38 ki chod chod kar.Kya tera land nahi tanakta mera gand dekh kar.”
Me –“Didi, aisa nahi hai mujhe to Pooja Didi ki kori gand mil hi rahi hai, tu Papa ko chakhana apni virgin gand. Sacchhi Papa maze
se pelenge teri mastani gand ko.”
Didi –“Bhai, kabhi mana nahi karte garam boor aur mastani gand
ko, milte hi maar lena chahiye. Jab main tumse chudne ko taiyar
hu to tu kyu mana kar raha hai. Chakh le na meri boor aur gand bhai.”
Me –“Didi, aise bhi pahle din teri boor aur gand to chod paunga
nahi, kyuki boor fatne ke baad gand to tum khud nahi dogi. Pata
nahi kitne din chal bhi na paao.”

Didi –“Bas itni si baat, to chal tu pahle meri gand hi maar le. Fir baad me meri boor chod dena. Aise bhi dono taraf se mera seal tight hai, aj tak kabhi ungli bhi nahi daali hai, bahut garam hoti
hu to bas ragad leti hu hath se.”
Me –“Didi, pahle boor chodna chahiye, jab ladki ki boor paani
chhod de, tab hi gand ke bare me sochna chahiye. Maza dono ko aana chahiye na. Tum pahle Papa se chudwao, hum to fir hai ki
tumko bhogne ke liye daily.”
Didi –“Lekin pata kaise kare ki Papa mujhe chodna chahte bhi hai
ya nahi, kahi aisa to nahi hai ki Papa bas masti ke liye meri panti
par muth marte ho, Aur main jab unse chudne jau to wo thappad mar kar bhaga de.”
Me –“Kya didi, ek hi baat bar bar ratt rahi ho, nahi bhgayenge Papa aapko, land ki pyaas aisi hoti hai ki mard kisi bhi chudne aayi aurat ko wapas nahi bhej sakta. Chahe uski dadi ki kyu na
chudne aayi ho.”
Didi –“Lekin Saurav, Papa ka land to bahut mota hoga, mere itne
chhote se boor aur gand ka kya hoga, kabhi socha hai, bilkul fail jayegi, Gali(Street) se GTRoad (Grand Trank Road- ban jayegi, mujhe apni boor aur gand ka highway nahi banwana hai, tu chod kar pakki sadak hi bana de meri boor ki, wahi kaafi hogi.”
Me –“Didi, kitna bhi bacha lo, bhosda to banegi hi teri boor, kyuki mera land bhi kuch kam nahi hai.”
Didi –“Ban jane de bhosda meri boor ka, tu agar dariya bhi bana de to koi gham nahi, lekin Papa se mujhe bahut dar lagta hai.

Pahle ek bar to mujhe chudwana hi hai , tabhi Papa ke pas chudne jaungi.”
Me –“Thik hai Pammi didi, lekin abhi to ye possible nahi hai. Aur,
tum itni chudasi ho gayi ho ki tumko ab ragadna hi padega. Jao bathroom, ek bar ragad lo. Main tab tak Maa ki gand par nazar
rakhta hoon.”

Maine Pammi didi ke dono kandho par hath rakha aur didi ko dhakka dete hue bathroom ke andar ghusa diya. Tabhi Maa didi ki
room me aayi.
Maa –“Kya hua, kyu dono lad rahe ho fir se??”
Me –“Kuch nahi Maa, bas Didi nahane nahi ja rahi hai aaj, maine
kitna bola naha le, kai mahino se nahi nahaya hai tune, par ye hai
ki samajhti hi nahi hai.”
Pammi Didi –“Tumko to main abhi batati hoon, aur Pammi Didi
mere pichhe daudi.”
Main waha se bhag nikla, pata nahi fir didi ne bathroom me kya kiya. Lekin, jo bhi kiya hoga accha hi kiya hoga. Maa ne Didi ke
drawer se kuch nikala aur rasoi me chali gayi. 09:30 baj chuke hai, aur main abhi tak taiyar bhi nahi hua hoon. Main jaldi se bhaaga apne room ki orr. Jaldi se nahaya, kapde pahne, taiyar hua, aur chal diya college Nilesh aur Vicki ke sath. Man me
chulbuli si sawaalo ki jhadi lagi thi. Nilesh bhi kafi khush tha, ki main uske aur Annu ke bich se hatt gaya hu.
Me –“Kya bhai, bade khush nazar aa rahe ho, kya baat hai teri to lottery hi nikal padi hai.”
Vicki –“Kya hua bhaiyo kis baat ki lottery nikal padi hai, aur kiski nikli hai.??”
Me –“Are tum to puchho hi mat, sun nahi payega tu, Nilesh ji ko pyar ho gaya hai, ab pucchega ki kis-se. Puchh puchh hey”
Vicki –“Are kya baat hai. Ab bata bhi do kis-se pyar hua hai bhai ko.”Nilesh ki to “teen tiya barah” ho rahi thi dar se, kuch bol bhi nahi sakta tha, aur na mujhe rok sakta tha, chupchap khade chehre
par banawati muskan liye has raha tha. Main bhi tang khichne ka mauka khona nahi chahta tha.
Me –“Ab to na college me man lagega Nilesh ko, na hi ghar me.Bas chain aayega to bathroom me. Ha hahah”
Nilesh –“Abe bas karo, bahut bol rahe ho tum, tezz mat bano to Saurav.”
Vicki –“Kya bol diya be aisa ki aag-e ugalne lage ho bhayanak type ka yar. Bas itna hi to bola hai ki pyar karte ho.

Kyu
bathroom me pyar nahi karte ho kya, ooooo to fir room me hi karte hoge ahhaha hahah”
Me –“Abe ab bas karo yar, bhai ke dil ka Volleyball mat banao to ab. Chalo class chalte hai.”

Class me aj kuch man nahi lag raha tha. Soch soch kar maza bhi aa raha tha aur aane wale dino ke liye taiyar bhi hona tha. Jo bhi
ho, lekin ab Pooja Didi apne saath thi, bas khali time par pahuchna tha. Aur fir le... dhaka dhak......... fucka fuck..........
Yeh sab baat sochte sochte ek period khtm ho gaya. Fir dusre class me Bipin aakar mere saath bagal me baith gaya, hum dono dhire dhire baat karne lage.
Me –“Kya bola didi ne, gand marane ke liye ready hai kya?”
Bipin –“Gand marane ke liye bekarar hai didi to, lekin bolti hai ki
pahle mujh se marwayegi.”
Me –“Are yar gajab musibat hai ye bhi, ab nahi maan rahi hai to pakad ke jabardasti pel dete hai bolo to.”
Bipin -“Nahi yar Didi hai meri, aj nahi to kal maan hi jayegi,
jabardasti balatkar thhode karna hai. Fir jabardasti karenge to
Bhabhi ko kaise patayenge. Dono hath se nikal jayegi.”
Me –“ha yar, baat to sahi hai, dekh mere to kuch samjh me nahi aa raha hai, tu hi ab kuch soch, mujhe to nind aa rahi hai, kal raat so nahi paaya yar isi tension me.”
Bipin –“Tu tension mat le yar, main Didi ke gand nahi fadunga pahle, Pahle tu aram se gand marna, fir agar didi fir se gand marane ko ready hui to hum lenge.”
Me –“Ha yaar, bas ek baar rasta khulne ka der hai, fir to jitna chahe chod sakte ho. Tera land ka kya haal hai, kal bhi to raat bhar chudai chala hoga.”
Bipin –“Ha yaar, badi chudasi maal hai yar Pooja Di, jab dekho tang faila ke bolti hai lauda do boor me, sala 2 hi din me bahanchod 7 pose me chudwa chuki hai, gajab experiment kar rahi hai mere land par, kabhi upar kabhi niche, kabhi bed par, kabhi
sofa par, saala aaj to nahaye bhi saath hi hai.”
Me –“Bhag sala, kya baat kar raha hai.. Kasam????”
Bipin –“Kasam se yar, Garam garam badan par jab thanda thanda
pani pad raha to, oo ho ho.... kya bataye. Nahane se pahle bhi ek round ho gaya dhaka dhak.... Aur pata hai iss baar to Didi ne mera
land chusa bhi, wo bhi pura andar tak le ke.”
Me –“Dekha bole the na, ek baar chusegi to fir land chhodegi nahi,
hamesa chusti rahegi, ab to Pooja Didi 10 inch ka land bhi pura
ghusa legi muh me. maine pura rasta clear kar diya hai jo.”
Bipin –“Maza to khub aa raha hai Didi ko bhokiyane me, lekin teri
Maa ka gand mil jaata na to gajab chodte suta suta ke, teri Maa
ki gand kya chiz hai yar. Utna bada to mera takiya bhi nahi hai yar. Mann karta hai tere maa ki gand par sar rakh kar soya rahu.

Jugaad bhida raha hai ki nahi. Jaldi se dilaa de yar, teri maa ki gand.”
Me –“Teri maa ki bhosda, itna try kiya fir bhi koi baat nahi bani
hai abhi tak, pata nahi maa ki boor kab milegi thokne ko, upar se agar maa ne gand marane se mana kiya to, dono khelte rahenge
apna apna khutta se, samjhe.”
Bipin –“Abe nahi yaar, try kar na, teri maa ka gand ke bare me
sochte hi land khada ho jata hai yaar, aaah dekh fir khada ho gaya hai. Dard bhi kar raha hai ab to land, bahut chudwayi hai didi. Yaha se sidhe mere ghar chalna be, kahi didi fir chodne boli
to tum hi chod dena, mera haalat kharab kar di hai.”
Me -“Thik hai, chalenge. Teri didi ko khatarnak randi ho gayi hai
yaar, aise hi progress karti rahi to “Jynx Maze” ko bhi fail kar degi saali.”
Bipin –“Sahi bola, lekin madarchod wali, tere se gand marwane me kya problem hai usko, ek hi baar to marwana hai, fir hum marenge na daily. Lekin, bahanchod taiyar hi nahi ho rahi hai.”

Me –“Abe bahanchod Pooja Didi nahi, tu hai,samjha laude ke 13.”
Bipin –“Ha be laude ke 8, hum tumko roke hai kya apni bahan
chodne se, tu kyu nahi chodta Pammi Didi ko, ek kaam to hota nahi hai, humko bol raha hai.”
Maine socha Maa ko to approach kiya nahi hai, Pammi Didi to mujhse marwane ko ready hi hai. Aur, garam to aisi thi ki gadhe
se bhi pelwa legi. Maa ke badle Didi ki deal kar lete hai, aur Didi ki gand pahle maar ke isko denge 2nd hand maal. Aur, fir Maa ke
gand ke badle iski bhabhi ki gand le lenge. ekdum sahi rahega.
Me –“Yaar Bipin, ek baat bolun”
Bipin – “ha bol na, ek nahi 100 baat bol. Hum kya tera jujji pakad
ke rakhe hai jo tera baat nahi nikal raha hai.”
Me –“Yaar Maa meri taiyar hogi ki nahi pata nahi, ek kaam karte hai ki teri Didi ki gand ke badle me tu meri Pammi Didi ki gand le
le, Fir teri maa ya bhabhi ki gand dilawna tab meri Maa ki gand le lena.”
Bipin –“Nahi yaar, mujhe to bas teri Maa ki gand hi acchi lagti
hai. Talab lagi hai abhi mujhe teri maa ki, aur tu mujhe Pammi Didi ki gand dekar nipta raha hai.”
Me –“Nahi yaar, Maa ki gand pata nahi pa raha hu tere liye dost,kya karun.”
Bipin –“Dekh mujhe tujh par pura bharosa hai, main Pooja Didi ko tujhse gand marwane ke liye patata hoon, tu mere liye apni Maa ki gand tel laga kar taiyar kar. Kya????”
Me –“Kosis karunga aj ghar wapas jate hi. Everything will be planned.”
Bipin –“Madarchod, teri plan ki maa ki 21 naa ho jaye, sambhal kar.”
Me –“Chal ab ghar chalte hai, sochne ka nahi ab kuch karne ka
samay aa gaya hai.”
Bipin –“Bye, see u tomorrow..”

Charo dost ‘Me-Nilesh-Bipin-Vicki’ apne-apne ghar chale jate hai college se wapas. Mujhe ab tak ye bhi pata nahi tha ki meri garam Pammi didi ne mere jane ke baad bathroom me kya kiya. Apki
boor ki garmi ragad kar nikala, ya jalti bhatti par paaani daal kar aag bujha di. Abhi didi ki bhatti ki aag puri tarah shant nahi hui thi, aag bujhane ke baad bhi dhuwaa to uthta hi rahta hai, wo
Pammi didi ki aankho se pata chal hi raha tha. Mere ghar pahuchte hi Pammi didi ki aankho me ajib si hunger dikhay de rahi thi, jaise mujhe aagaah kar rahi ho ki beta mil kone me batati hu, jam kaar chodungi tujhe..
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Pammi ko Hero ke sath hi rakho don't share with anyone
Bhai sahi bol rahe ho ho sake to ghar ke sare maal sirf hero Saurabh ke liye hi rakho...

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Bhai ye sirf suggestions he bura mat lagayega jo bhi likh rahe he badhiya likh rahe he...

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Main apni Pammi Didi ki aankho me vasna ki dorre saaf dekh raha tha, jo unki aankho ko surkh laal bana rahe the, Pammi Didi ko
jyada der tadpane ka matlab tha ki kisi aur ke hatho me Pammi Didi ki boor soupna. Didi itni chusadi ho chuki thi ki kisi na kisi se marwa hi leti agar main jaldi unhe nahi chodta to. Aur agar didi
Papa se chudti bhi to usse pahle mujhse chudne ki iccha thi unki.

Ab pahli baar chudne wale ki har icchha puri ki jati hai, aisa niyam hai mere hisaab se. Pahli baar chudne wali ladki ki har icchha main apne sar-aankho par rakhta hoon, kam se kam ek din to ho, jab wo apni icchha anusaar chude, fir baad me to use
rakhail ban-na hi hai, aur mere saare hukum bajane hi hai. Isliye unki zindagi ki gulami ke badle ek din ki marmarzi to de hi sakta
tha main.

Sham ke 4 baje main ghar pahucha. Dophar ko kuch nahi khaaya, bhukh se pet me chuhe daud rahe the, kuch bhi samajh me nahi
aa raha tha ki karoon to karoon kya. Maine apne kapde khole jaldi se aur dress bhi change kar liya. Main jaldi se Pammi Didi ke pas gaya aur bola –
Me –“Didi, kya kiya aapne subah bathroom me. Ragda ya nahi boor apni. Paani nikala ya paani daal diya.”
Pammi Didi –“Ragda to bhai, lekin tu kab ragdega mujhe, ab der mat kar jyada.”


Meri didi bhi mere hi jaise kuch ishq mizaj hai, har situation ko gaane me batane ki unki bhi aadat hai hi. Jiska jawaab maine bhi
song me hi diya.
Pammi Didi –“Apne hi rang mein mujhko rang de..... Dheeme dheeme rang mein mujhko rang de....
Saundhe-saundhe rang mein mujhko rang de..... Rang de na, rang de na, rang de na.. aa.....”
Me –“Ek bhi saans alag nahin leni..... Khich lena praan tan ke..... Haaye.. nahin rehna dooja banke....
O rangrej tere rang dariya mein..... Doobna hai bas tera banke..... Haaye.. nahin rehna dooja banke....”
Pammi Didi –“Khana laga deti hoon, kha lena pahle, main apne kamre me tera intezar karoongi.”
Me – “Ok Didi, main 5 minute me aaya tere piche.”
Meri nazar wapas jate hue Didi ki matakt gand par hi gadi thi.

Maine jaldi se kahana khaya, aur Didi ki kamre ki taraf bhaga. Maa kahi dikhayi nahi de rahi thi, shayad gand matka-matka kar bazaar gayi hogi.
Me –“Didi, maa dikhayi nahi de rahi hai. kahi gayi hai kya??”
Pammi Didi –“Bazaar gayi hai, jaldi se kuch kar na bhai. Aag lagi hai badan me. Kuch to thanda kar.”
Me –“Abhi to koi bhi aa sakta hai, pata nahi kab Priya aa jaye, achanak Maa bhi aa sakti hai.”
Pammi –“darwaza band kar de, aur jaldi se kuch bhai, without risk no gain, dear...”
Me –“Thik boli Didi. I agree.”
Maine jaldi se darwaja band kar diya. Aur, Didi ki aur lapka. Main bhi bahut der se chhatpata raha tha kuch masalne ki liye, mauka
milte hi maine Didi ki doodho ko dhar dabocha, Didi mere achanak hamle ke liye taiyar nahi thi. Wo siskar uthi. Uski sisak me maze aur dard ka ek balanced mishran tha.

Pammi Didi –“Aram se Sourav, aise utawale mat do.”
Me –“Didi, mat roko, tumhe nahi pata, tumko chodne ke liye kitni bechain hoom main. Jaldi se salwar kholo na.”


Pammi Didi –“Are, badi jaldi hai tujhe, itni asani se nahi chodungi mai, Meri pahli chudai to special honi chahiye na Saurav.”

Maine der na karte hue didi ne kapde utarne suru kiye. Kurta, Spaghetti aur Salwar jhatt se alag kar diye Didi ke badan se.

Abhi unka color batane ka time nahi tha mere paas. Main bas Didi ko jaldi se bhokiyana chahta tha, dono ki garmi charam par thi.
Didi bhi kafi der se jal rahi thi. Didi ne bhi mere sarir se kapde nochne suru kar diye. Dekhte ho dekhte main aadamjaat nanga ho gaya. Didi besharam hog ayi thi, usne meri underwear tak nahi choodi, ek hi baar me mujhe puri tarah se nanga kar diya. Didi ke sarir par bas bra ar panty bachi thi, Didi ki bra panty normal white color ki thi. Sayad Didi nahi janti thi ki, aj unka encounter aisa hoga mere se. Nahi to pakka designer inners pahanti wo.
Maine bhi Didi ki normal white bra panty ko normal value hi diya aur khich kar alag kar diya.

Didi ab puri tarah nangi ho chuki thi.
Didi ko janamjaat nangi dekh kar mera land kaboo se bahar ho gaya. Didi sab kuch pahle se janti thi. Sex theory me wo bhi mere jaisa kafi educated hai. Bas practical abhi suru kiya hai didi ne.
Didi ne jhat se mera land tham liya apne mulayam hatho me. Aur, dhire dhire muthyane lagi. Didi ke hath se sat-te hi mere samaan
fanfana utha, aur apne original size me aa gaya, mere tanke hue land ko dekh kar didi dar gayi.
Pammi Didi –“Itna lamba, mota bhi bahut hai tera Sourav.”
Me –“Ha didi, bas 3.5” mota hai, aap aram se le logi, tension mat lo.”
Pammi Didi –“Nahi Sourav, mujhe to maja ayega tumhare mote land se chudne me.”
Me –“Didi tum bahut sexy ho, mujhse control nahi ho raha hai Didi.”

Didi ka gora badan mujhe pagal kar raha tha. Pammi didi ki size 34-30-34 hai, gora badan sangmarmar ki tarah chamak raha tha, samanya se ball ki jaise kadak kadak chuchiyan, patli kamar aur
ubhrati hui gand 34 ki, mujhe madhosh kar rahe the. Didi Ajanta- Ellora ki gufao ki nang murtiyo si sex ki devi pratit ho rahi thi.

Itni sudol badan ko jakad kar mera land to thanthana utha tha. Gala sukh raha tha, maine Didi ke hotho par apne hoth jama diye, aur chusna suru kiya. Didi ne bhi apna gulabi lips khol kar mere
jibh ko andar daal liya. Didi ki dono chuchiyon ko maine hatho me bhar liya aur dabane laga, khade hone ki wajah se didi ke sarir
par meri pakad kamjor hui, kyuki mere hath to didi ki chuchiyon
par vyast the. Maine Didi ko deewar par sta diya, aur Didi ke jangho ke bich apna land ghusa diya.
Didi ne mere land ko hath se pakda. Aur, apne boor ke upar ragadne lagi. Didi mere land ko apne boor par ragde ja rahi thi.

Ragad itni hard thi ki mano mera land jhad jayega. Shayad didi ko ragadne se hi maza aata hai, aadat si ho gayi hai didi ko ragadne ki. Unko asli chudai ke maze ka dyan hi nahi hai. Maine
didi ko ulta kiya aur deewar par daba diya.


Fir maine picche se didi ki dono chuchiyo ko pakaad kar masla. Chuchiyo ke dono
nipples par chutkiya kati. Didi sisiyane lage.... Aur apna right picche karke mere land ko pakad liya. Aur apne jangho ke bich daba liya. Left hand se didi ne mere land ko apne boor par rakha aur ragadna suru kar diya.


Mujhe bhi maza aane laga. Maine did ko chuchiyo ko aur jor se masalna suru kiya. Didi ka maza duguna badh gaya. Wo aur jor jor se ragadne lagi mere land par apni boor
ko. Maine didi ke kaan ko muh me bhar liya aur chusne laga, main didi ko betahasa chume ja raha tha, aur chuchiyo ko bhi masalta
raha. Didi ko bahut maza aa raha tha.

Mujhe bhi accha lag raha tha, maine didi ko roka nahi. Didi
dhanush ki tarah jhukti ja rahi thi picchhe ki orr. Mai bhi jhuk kar didi ki boor par land ragad raha tha. Achanak didi ne mere land ko chhod diya aur sidhi ho gayi. Maine didi ki chuchiyo fir se tham liya aur dabane laga. Didi ne fir se mere land ko pakda aur apne boor me bhida diya. Didi bhi bahut garam ho chuki thi, mera taapmaan bhi hadd se bahar ho rha tha. Agar iss waqt koi
thermometers lagata mere muh me, to thermometer to faat hi jata. Ye garmi mujhse bhi bardast nahi ho rahi thi. Fan bhi full speed par chal rahi thi, Maine didi ke gardan ko pakad kar deewar par daba diya, aur lips ko muh me daal kar chusne laga.
Didi ab bhi mere land ko ragde ja rahi thi.


Achanak didi dhili se padne lagi shayad Didi skhalit hone lagi thi. Mai bhi charam par
pahuchne hi wala tha, maine bhi kamar chalana suru kar diya. Land didi ke jangho ke bich fasa tha, aur naram naram boor par ragad kha raha tha. Achanak mai bekaboo ho gaya, aur mere land se garam lava fut pada. Mere land se muth nikal kar didi ke jangho se bahne laga. Kuch chiitte deewar par bhi lage. Dono jhad chuke the aur dhile pad rahe the. Maine didi ko uthaya ko bistar
par gir pada. Didi bhi sikud gayi thi.

Tabhi achanak doorbell baj uthi. Ting tong ting tong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mai hadbada kar khada ho gaya, mai darr gaya tha, didi bhi jhat se khadi ho gayi aur bathroom ki orr bhagi. Mai bhi apne room ke orr bhaga, bhagte hue maine apne kapde utha liye. Aur, bathroom me ghus gaya, Jaldi se land ko saaf kiya aur kapde pahne, Didi bhi bathroom se nikal kar apnr room ka darwaja andar se band kar liya tha, mai bhag kar darwaja kholne gaya. Maine dhire se darwaja khola to dekha Priya khadi thi. Maine Priya se puchha
–“Kaha gayi thi tum????”
Priya –“Kya bhaiya, ek to main bahar se aa rahi ho, garmi bhi itnii hai, darwaja kholne me itna late bhi kiya, aur ab andar bulana
chhod kar sawaal kar rahe ho.”
Me –“O O O andar aao jaldi se. main tumhare liye kuch drink banata hoon.”

Priya muskurayi, aur boli –“Bhaiya, drink banana matlab wine daalna glass me. Boliye, colddrink laata hoon.”
Me –“Haa yaar, aate hi lecture class suru tera. Bhaiya ye nahi karo, bhaiya wo galat. chal andar aa ab.”
Main fridge ki orr badha, aur Priya hall me jakar baith gayi.

Maine fridge se Maaza ki bottle nikali aur 2 glass me bhar kar hall ki orr badha. Maine ek glass Priya ki orr badhaya. Priya ne glass pakadte hue pucchha –“Bhaiya match nahi dekh rahe ho,
India ka match aa raha hai, aur aap nahi dekh rahe ho, impossible.”
Me –“Are yaar, baat hi mat karo India team ki tum, kab jitega kab harega pata ki nahi, saala match dekh kar 4 ghanta kaun barbaad karega.”
Priya –“Kya bhaiya, 4 match khela India ne, aur charo match jita hai, ab aur kya expectation hai aapki Indian Cricket Team se ki 4 me se 5 match jeet le. Kya bhaiya aap bhi na. Apne goroup me top
par hai. Aur kya kar sakte hai, bechare.”
Me –“Chhod yar, chal TV on kar, remote de idhar, last kuch overs bache ho sayad.”
Priya –“Remote kaha hai, idhar to nahi hai.” Priya ne sofa ke kono me khojte hue kaha.
Me –“Idhar bhi nahi dikh raha hai, drawer me dekh, kahi kisi ne recks par to nahi rakh diya, ya fir se Maa kitchen me kahi rakh kar bhool gayi.”
Priya –“Kya musibat hai yaar, ye remote to aise gayab hota hai, jaise kisi Govt scheme ka fund ho. Bill pass hua aur fund gayab.”
Me –“Shant ho ja Priya, itna gussa nahi karte, mil jayega, yahi kahi hoga.”
Priya –“Aap pahle dhoond ka nahi rakh sakte the. Ab sara ghar remote khojte chalo. Pakka didi apne room me lekar chali gayi hogi.”
Me –“Didi ka to darwaja bhi band hai. Mujhe khana dekar darwaja band karke so gayi, pata nahi jagi bhi hai ya abhi tak so rahi hai.”

Priya –“Maa kaha hai, kahi gayi hai kya.”
Me –“ha, Didi ne bataya, bazaar gayi hai, ab tak to aa jana chahiye tha, aati hi hogi, tu ruk main dekhta hu Didi ke room me.”
Priya –“Ok, main fir baithi hoon aram se. Sahi jagah par kuch milta hi nahi ghar me to, sabkuch messed up(asht-vayast). ”
Main Didi ke room ka darwaja knock karta hoon. –“Didi, its me,
Priya has came. (Didi, main hoon, Priya aa gayi hai)”
Didi –“Ok, wait just 1 sec!”
Didi ne darwaja khola, to main andar jakar idhar udhar remote khojne laga. Didi mere taraf ab bhi pyar se dekhe ja rahi thi.
Me –“Didi please, don’t overreact, It happens sometimes. You know already, then also (Didi, atyadhik pratikriya mat dijiye, aisa hota hai kabhi kabhi. Aap to janti hai, fir bhi).”
Didi –“How you can be so much calm (Tum itna shant kaise ho). You ejaculated on me (Tumne mere upar virya giraya). You should tell me before cumming (Tumhe shkalan se pahle mujhe batana chahiye tha). Aur, ab kya dhoond rahe ho mere kamre me.”

Maine dekha to deewar par virya ke nishan nahi the, sayad Didi ne saaf kar diya tha. Maine didi ko dhanyawaad kaha.
Me –“Thank you didi. Bahut maza aaya mujhe to. Aur, thank you fir se, deewar saaf karke mujhe bachane ke liye, ab jaldi se remote dijiye. Priya ko match dekhana hai. nahi to match bhi khtm
ho jayega.”
Priya –“Kya bhaiya mila kya. Ab to match bhi khtm ho jayega. Tab kya PMP (post match presentation) dekhenge.”
Me –“Nahi mila yaar, Didi chalo tum bhi remote dhoondo.”
Didi –“Remote computer table par hai. Akal to hai nahi aur yaha waha khoj rahe ho dono.”
Didi bhi bahar hall me aa jati hai. Ab didi ko dekh kar aisa bilkul nahi lag raha tha ki hamare bich kuch hua hai. Didi ab puri tarah se normal thi. Maine bhi chain ki saans li.

Didi –“Tum log dono maaza pi rahe ho, aur mujhe pucha
tak nahi.”

Priya –“Didi, aapko kisi ne roka hai kya. Glass le aayiye, aur le lijiye.”
Didi –“Saurav ja na mere liye glass le aa.”
Main utha aur didi ke liye glass ke aaya, glass me cold drink daala aur Didi ko diya. TV chalu hua, aur humlog match dekhne lage.
Priya –“Kya baat hai, bhaiya, aj to Didi ki baat ek bar me hi maan gaye. Tabiyat to thik hai na.”
Tabhi Maa ghar me in (pravesh) karti hai. Maa –“Kiski tabiyat, kya hua kis-so????”
Priya –“Kuch nahi hua kisi ko, baitho ab tum aram se pahle.”

Ab main kaise batata Priya ko ki, Didi ke boor ke liye glass kya pura kitchen bhi utha kar lana pade to le aaunga main. Hum sabhi match dekhne lage. India jeet rahi thi. It was a clear win for India, so not so interesting match. Main abhi bhi soch raha tha ki ye kaise ho gaya – Mere Land ne to Dhokha de diya... Isse pahle aap logo ne padha ki kaise mere land ne aain waqt par dhokha diya. Aise dhokha to dono taraf se hone hi tha, itna waqt hi nahi tha ki puri chudai ho paati, ek tarah se thik hi hua ki jaldi se main jhad gaya, kam se kam kuch der ke liye shanti to mili.

Udhar Bipin Pooja didi ki chudai me vayast tha to main idhar apni Pammi Didi ko puri chudai bhi na kar payaa. Abhi Maa mere saath sat kar sofe par baithi hui thi. Bipin ki baato ne mere maan me
maa ke prati vichar jaga diye the. Meri Maa ke moti moti jange meri jangho se sate hue the. Abhi maa bazaar se aayi thi to badan garam tha, maine dhire se apna ek haath unki jangh par rakh diya. Maa ko to pata bhi nahi chala, sabhi match dekhne me vayast the.


Maine dhire dhire maa ki jangho par hath chalana suru kar diya. Maa ne iska koi virodh nahi kiya, shayad unhe ye ehsash hi nahi tha ki main kis iraade se unki janghe sahla raha hoon.
Me –“Maa, bahut thak gayi hogi na, chalo main tumhare pair daba deta hoon, bologi to maalis bhi kar dunga.”

Maa –“Are nahi beta, abhi dher sara kaam baki hai, baad me dekhte hai. Abhi to zara bhi time nahi hai. tere Papa bhi aate hi honge.”
Didi ne mujhe chitti kati, aaouch. Didi shayad samjh rahi thi ki main kyu maa ki maalis karna chahta hoon.
Pammi Didi – “Main sab samjh rahi hoon, tu kyu maa ki maalis karna chahta hai, bahut bada kameena hai re tu bhai. Abhi Didi ke boor me muth giraye aadha ghanta bhi nahi hua hai ki maa ke
badan se satne jage jakar. Yahi haal raha tera to, Priya ko bhi khatra hai tujhse.”


Me –“Didi, Priya abhi bacchi hai, usko kyu bich me la rahi ho, tumhare assets itne mast hi hai ki main fisal gaya, lekin Priya ke liye to main aisa soch bhi nahi sakta.”

Didi –“Nahi soch raha hai to sochna suru kar de, nahi to kahi aisa na ho ki wo bahar marwana suru kar de. Wo ab koi bacchi nahi rahi hai, jawani fut fut kar bahar aane ko tadaap rahi hai uski.

Maine to kisi tarah sambhal liya tha khud ko, lekin ab zamana wo nahi rah gaya hai, 20-25 ladke dost hai uske, kisi ko bhi mauka mila to
tangein utha kar pel dega usko.”
Me –“Didi, aap Priya ke liye aisa kaise bol sakti hai.”
Didi –“Kyu? Tu apne Maa ki gand marne ki soch sakta hai, aur main apni chotti bahan ka khayal bhi nahi rakh sakti.”
Me –“Really didi, you are too much, & Priya is a kid now, she needs at least 2-3 years to prepare mentally. I don’t think she even have any idea over sex (Didi aap bhi na hadd ho, Priya abhi chotti hai, kam-se-kam 2-3 saal aur lagenge usko mansik roop se taiyar hone me, aur mujhe lagta ki use sambhog ke bare me kuch bhi pata hai).”
Didi –“Only you think so, but the truth is she is completely a ripen fruit now, which should be consume faster, otherwise someone else will suck her Jussy mangoes



(Sirf tum aise sochte ho, lekin sach ye hai ki, wo ab ek paki hui faal ban chuki hai, jisko jaldi se kha lena chahiye, nahi to koi aur uske RASBHARI aamo ko chus
lega).”

Me –“Didi, are you fantasizing her, damn you are such a slut (Didi, Kya tum uske bare me sochti ho, sachmuch tum aise hi
randi ho).”

Didi –“Randi to main ho hi bhai, lekin teri randi hu re. Ab jaldi se 2-4 boond andar bhi daal de raja, booriya fadwane ke ke fadak rahi ho raja.”
Me –“Didi, jab tum hadd se jyada gandi baatein karti ho, to sach much mujhe bahut maza aata hai, tum meri sabse pyari randi banogi didi.”
Didi –“Dekh Maa bhi garam hai aur Priya bhi taiyar hai, pahle mera game baja acche se, meri aag mita saka, to main tera pura saath dungi Maa aur Priya ko patane me, main nahi chahti ki Priya
bahar marwane jaye aur maa ke liye to 10-10 land bhi kam hi hai, tera bhi le hi legi.”


Match khtm hone ke baad Pammi Didi aur Priya apne kamre me chali gayi. Main bhi apne kamre me chala gaya. computer start
kiya aur Xossip.com par incest stories padhne laga, maine apne threads par aaye request aur appreciation par reply karna suru kiya. Tabhi achanak Pammi Didi mere kamre me dakhil hui, Didi
ne socha ki main kisi dost ko email kar raha hoon.

Didi –“Kya, ab kise mail kar rahe ho. Bata rahe ho sabko apne land ke kisse, ki kaise chodne se pahle hi tumhara tapak jata hai, tap tap tap....”
Me –“Didi, aisa pahli bar hua tha, Pooja ko to 20 minutes tak choda tha, fir 5 minute chuswaya tha, tab kahi jakar nikla tha.”
Didi –“Tune Pooja ke muh me hi chhod diya tha kya??”
Me –“Aur nahi to kya, pilaa diya randi ko apna muth.”
Didi –“Aaah bhai, bada maza aaya hoga na. Mujhe kyu nahi pilaya muth. Aise bhi bahar hi gira diya tha, to pila deta na.”
Me –“Didi, ye koi chawanprash nahi hai jo pikar tumko energy milegi, ek bar muh me jayega, tab pata chalega ki kitna salty
hota hai. Fir bologi ki muh me kyu gira diye.”
Didi –“Nahi bolungi, tu pahle chakha to sahi apna muth mujhe.”
Me –“Chak lo, maine kaun sa apna land locker me band karke rakha hai. Ek zip hi to hai, khlo aur chusna suru kar do.”

Didi ne mere room ka darwaja band kar diya, aur mera pant khol kar niche kar diya. Mera land so raha tha, lekin Didi ke hath me
jate hi halchal suru ho gayi land me.

Didi ne dhire se sahlaya mere land ko, aur jibh nikal kar supade ko chata, main anand vibhor ho utha. Land tanakne laga, didi ne mere land ko upar se niche tak chatna suru kar diya tha. Didi ne apne left hand se mere dono ando ko pakad rakha tha, aur jibh se land ko chat-ti ja rahi thi.
Me –“Didi, muh ke andar daalo na ab.”
Didi –“Daalti hu baba, itni jaldi kya hai, koi railgaadi chhute ja rahi hai kya??”
Didi ne jaise hi mere land ko apne muh me daala, mera land fanak kar apne pure size me aa gaya. Mujhe naisargik anand ki anubhuti ho rahi thi, aur Didi mast rand kutiya ki tarah mere land par muh
maar rahi thi.


Maine didi ke muh ko chodna suru kiya, Didi mere aur dekhne lagi, jisne aag me ghee ka kaam kiya. Ab didi bhi jor jor se mera land kha rahi thi, land didi ki laar se puri tarah geela ho chuka tha. Aasani se didi ke muh me aa ja raha tha. Maine speed badhayi aur fir achanak land me didi ke dant gad gaye.

Main cheekh utha, aur land muh se bahar nikal liya.
Me –“Aaah, aah, Didi yeh kya kiya, dant kyu kaata mere land par.”
Didi –“Pahli baar hai na bhai, galti se ho gaya. Tum to aise muh chod rahe ho ki jaise kitna din se marwa rahi hu main. Pahli baar to land muh me liya hai, aur tum randi ke jaisa pel rahe ho muh me. Dant galti se lag gaya.”
Me –“Jao main nahi chusata tumko apna land.”
Didi –“Dekhne to de, kahi lagi to nahi mere land par. Kata to nahi.”
Me –“Are wah, ab mera land tera ho gaya.”
Didi –“Jab mai chud rahi hu tere land se, to mera hi na hua.”
Me –“Abhi ek bar bhi chudi nahi ho ki itna haq jata rahi ho, chudne ke baad to mujhe kahi orr jane hi nahi dogi tum.”
Didi –“Bilkul sahi, kahi nahi jane dungi, ghar me 3 tiya 9 ched hai, to tu bahar kya karne jayega? Pahle yaha ghar me sabki khujli mita de, fir bahar jana Dooja Pooja ko chodne.”
Me –“Accha, chal ab jhuk kar khadi ho ja bed par. Main iss bar to teri chut mar kar hi rahunga. Wo to tune ragad ke nikal di thi paani nahi to usi waqt chod deta tumko.”
Didi –“Time bhi to nahi tha utna, abhi aram se chod, Priya padh rahi hai, aur Maa kitchen me busy hai, Papa kahi bahar hai, jaldi se daal de na.”

Maine Pammi Didi ko bistar ke jhuka ke lita diya, Didi ke gand bistar ke kinare thi aur pair niche latak rahe the, didi aadhi bistar par leti thi, main Didi ke pichhe khada ho gaya aur jhuk kar Didi ke boor par land sata diya. Boor utni gili nahi thi, main niche baith gaya aur didi ke fank me muh ghhusa kar chatne laga. Ab
Didi ki chut puri gili ho chuki thi, maine Didi ke boor par thuk diya, aur apne land par bhi thuk lagaya, aur Fir jhuk kar Didi ke chut ke muhane par apna land bhida diya.


Ab meri kunwari Pammi Didi ki seal tutne wali thi. Maine didi ke sar par ek takiya rakh kar daba diya, taki agar didi cheekhe bhi to awaz bahar na nikle. Maine ek hath se didi ko dabaya aur ghapa
ghap 3 shot maar diye jor ke. Didi dard se bilbila uthi, Didi ki cheekh nikal gayi thi, Mera supada didi ki boor me ghus chuka tha. Didi ki boor ki jhilli bhi fat chuki thi, main apne land par Didi ka garam garam khun ko mahsus kar sakta tha, Didi rone lagi thi.


Maine Didi ko pichhe se daboch rakha tha, aur takiye se Didi ke sar ko daba rakha tha. Didi ne hilne ki bahut kosis ki, lekin koi fayda nahi hua. Maine didi ko halal huye murge ke jaise daba rakha tha, didi ke boor se khun ris ris kar bahar aa raha tha.

Farsh par khoon ke 4 bunde tapak chuki thi, aur mera land didi ke boor me 4” ghusa hua tha. Main bhi bilkul hila dula nahi, aur ek haath se Didi ki pith sahlata raha, fir jab Didi puri tarah se shant ho gayi to maine dhire se pakad dhili ki, Didi aadhi behosh ho chuki thi.

Maine socha ki kahi aur choda to Didi behosh na ho jaye. Land boor me abhi bhi fasa hua tha, maine pas me pade paani ka bottle
uthaya aur Didi ko diya. Didi ne bottle khol kar thoda paani piya. Ab Didi ka dard kuch kam ho chuka tha.
Didi –“Kya jaldi thi tujhe itni, samajh kyea rakha hai tune mujhe. Aise karta hai kya koi bhala.”
Me –“Are didi, pahli bar to seal toda hai, koi rozz ka kaam to hai nahi thoda jor se lag gaya.”
Didi –“Ab 2 minute shant rah, nikalna mat land apna, nahi to fir se andar nahi jayega. Tu bada nirdayi hai bhai.”
Me –“Didi ab ghoda ghaas se dosti karega, to khayega kya????”
Didi –“Tu ghoda hai ye to dikh raha hai tere ghode jaise land se, main ghaas kaise hui.”
Me –“Mera chara jo ho tum, main tumko kha raha hoon jo. Jab koi khata hai jaldi jaldi to bolte hai gapa-gap kha raha hai, jab koi chodta hai jaldi jaldi to bolte hai ghapa-ghap chod raha hai, jyada fark bhi to nahi hai, bas ek h hi to extra hai Didi.”

Chal ab baate mat mana, dhire dhire andar bahar kar, isse jyada andar mat daalna abhi aur. Maine Didi ki baat maan li, aur dhire dhire land chalane laga Didi ki boor me. Kareeb 5 minute tak main
aise hi Didi ko chodta raha, Didi ko bhi dard aur masti ka mila jula sukh mil raha tha. Fir maine didi ko sidha lita diya aur pel diya Didi ke boor me land, 4” se jyada ghusane ko didi se mana kiya tha, isliye main sambhal kar chod raha tha. Didi bhi aah uhh kiye ja rahi thi.

Lagbhag 10 minute baad, mujhe aise laga ki mera land khadne wala hai. Ghar me hone ke karan main jor jor se gaaliya bhi nahi de sakta tha, aur na hi Didi cheekh sakti thi. Fir bhi jitna mumkin
tha, ho raha tha.
Me –“Didi, main aa raha hu ab. AAah aaah.”
Didi –“Mera bhi chhutne hi wala hai bas gati banaye rakh.”
Main usi tezzi se pelta raha aur Didi ke boor me apna sara muth udhel diya. Didi ne bhi takiye ko jor se pakad liye, aur jhad gayi.

Pahle round ka khel ho chuka tha. Didi aur Main dono qualify ho chuke the, second round me jane ke liye. Ab second round raat ko
hi hoga.

Udhar Priya kaafi der se kamre me akeli thi. Priya soch rahi thi ki Didi aj Bhaiya ke room me itni der se kya kar rahi hai. Usne socha ki jaakar dekhti hoon, use andaaz hua ki koi na koi khichdi to ban rahi hai dono ke bich, khichdi ka taste to ban-ne ke baad pata chalega. jab tak Khichdi banti hai...
Pammi Didi –“Saurav, Iss bar bhi tune mujhe apna muth nahi chakhaya, Chal koi baat nahi, jaldi se kamra thik kar le, kahi koi aa gaya to, aur agli baar se dhire chodna samjha.”

Didi uthi aur ek gande kapde se farsh par gire khoon ki bundo ko saaf kiya, aur bathroom jakar khud ko bhi saaf kar liye. Didi bathroom se nikal kar mere paas aayi, aur bistar par baith gayi.
Didi –“Kya re, itni jor se kyu daala tha. Faad di meri bbor puri tarah se.”
Me –“Kya karta Didi, aj se pahle kabhi kisi ki seal nahi todi hai na to pata hi nahi chala ki kitni tezi se shot marna hai.”
Didi –“Thik hai, par agle baar se dhyan rakhna, dard to ho raha hai abhi bhi, 2-4 rahega abhi lagta hai.”
Me –“Chalo koi baat nahi, Didi. Ab tum apne room me jao, nahi to Priya ko shak ho jayega, fir chudai ka inam thukai milega dono ko.”
Didi –“Ha ha ha ha!! Ok, chal See u again, at 12.”
Me –“Again, fir se raat ko. Didi Priya ko pata chal jayega aise to.”
Didi –“Are tu chinta mat kar, main use bahar se band kar dungi. Fir wo aram se andar soti rahegi.” Bahar jane ke liye Didi ne jaise hi mere room ka darwaja khola to
dheka Priya bahar khadi thi. Hum dono sakpaka gaye ki kahi Priya ne hamari baate sun to nahi li hai na.

Didi –“Are tu kab aayi, aur knock kyu nahi kiya aakar??
Priya –“Abhi to aayi hu, knock karne hi wali thi ki aapne darwaja khol diya. Ap aj bhaiya se itni friendly kyu ho rahi hai, kya plan ban raha hai aap dono ka. Mujhe pata hai, kuch na kuch program to ban hi raha hai.”

Tabhi, Maa kitchen se bahar aati hai hall me. Maa ke haath me roti ki hotpot thi. Shayad wo rotiya dining table par rakhne ja rhi thi.
Maa –“Are, teeno yaha aram se gapp mar rahe hai, aur, padhai kaun karega????? hummm....”
Priya –“Hey Mamma, we were just Xossiping a bit!!!!!”
Maa –“Chalo sabhi ab hath-muh dho lo jaldi se, khana lagane ja rahi hu main. Papa bhi aa chuke hai, kuch kaam kar rahe hai laptop par.”
Me –“Are baap re, Papa kab aaye? Thanks XB, sidhe mere room me nahi aaye, warna aaj to laude lagne pakke the.”
Didi –“Chalo koi baat nahi, Ab fresh ho jao.”
Me –“Kya har par koi baat nahi, koi baat nahi, laga rakha hai. Lapataganj2 ke Lala samjhe ho kya khud ko????”
Didi –“Chalo koi baat nahi, hi hi hi hi hi!!!!!!!!!! Chal jaldi kar ab, table par aa.”
Main bathroom gaya, jor ki mutwass lagi thi, mutkar halka hua, hath pair dhoye, aur tauliye se pochte hue bahar aaya hall me.

Sabhi Dining table par mera intezar kar rahe the. Are, saare ke saare Flash ban gaye hai kya?? Itne tezz?? Kahi Didi ko chod kar
meri battery to down nahi ho gayi hai?? Are yar, main bhi kya kya logic lagata rahta hu. Insano me battery kaha hoti hai. Par ek din aisa aayega, jab insan bhi battery se hi chalenge. Khair chalo koi baat nahi....
Maa –“Aao khana khao, ya wahi khada khada sochta rahega, pata nahi din bhar kya sochta rahta hai.”
Papa –“Aa jao beta, bekar ka tujhe sab sunate rahti hai. Aa jao ab.”

Maine wall clock ki orr dekha, 10 baj chuke the, isliye sabhi bol rahe the ki der ho gayi hai, Didi ki seal todne me kuch jyada hi samay lag gaya. Maine socha tha ki 8 baj rahe honge, lekin 2 baj
chuke hai, matlab humne kaafi lambi chudai ki hai. Isliye thakavat bhi bahut ho rahi hai.

Ab khakar sounga yaar, sounga kha yaar, Didi ne to bola hai ki raat ko bhi Balam-Pichkari khelegi. Uffff, meri pichkari kuch jyada hi rang chhod rahi hai aj kal. Udhar Pooja Didi ki gand nahi
mil rahi hai, aur Didi risk par risk leti ja rahi hai. Kahi pakde gaye to bas ho jayega bella-faad(a game played with tops, rural boys will familiar with it ) gand ka to.

Didi –“Ab aaoge bhi khane ki wahi gadhi dekhte raat bhar khada rahoge.”

Me –“Hmm, aaya.” Fir hum sabne khana khaya, aur sone ke liye apne apne kamre me chale gaye. Main dekh raha tha ki Pammi Didi Priya ko kaise sulati hai. Agar Pammi Didi ko ‘Balam- Pichkari’ khelni hai to Priya ko sulana hi hoga, Mere man me ab
bhi ye daar tha ki kahi Priya ne hamari baat sun to nahi liya hai.

Main isliye aashwast ho jana chahta tha. Maa kitchen ke saare bache kamo ko niptane me jutt gayi. Main Pammi Didi aur Priya ke kamre me gaya, dekha dono khit pit kar rahi hai kisi baat par.
Me –“Kya ho gaya, ab kis baat par.”
Didi –“Are kuch nahi, bol rahi hai, aaj rat bhar nahi soyegi, padhai karni hai.”

Mera shak aur bhi prabal hota gaya. Pakka Priya ne kuch na kuch to suna hai. Maine man bana liya ki agar Priya ne kuch nahi kaha
to thik hai. Agar kuch puchha to bol denge ki movie dekhe rahe the, tune wahi awaz suni hogi, aur movie me to kuch bhi dialogues hote hai, jinka satya se koi lena dena nahi hota.

Me –“Rat bhar jagogi to tabiyat bigad jayegi, so jao, subah uth j
ana, fir padhai kar lena.”

Didi ne Priya ke doodh(milk glass not choochi) me nind ki ek goli mila di, aur Priya ko pila diya. Ab Priya to rat bhar sone wali thi, maine Didi se ke kano me kaha –“Didi, to aj raat to tumko dono taraf se baja dunga. Puri raat bhar ke liye tum aaj meri ho.”

Didi –“Main to hamesa ke liye teri hi hoon, Priya ko to sula diya hai, ab Maa aur Papa ka kya kare.”
Me –“Unki chinta mat karo, wo log khud busy rahenge, agar jage bhi rahe to wo kamre se bahar aane wale nahi hai, aaj ka khana accha tha, to kuch to asar hoga raat ko.”
Didi –“Badmash, Maa Papa ko to chhod de re.”
Me –“Didi, tum bahut acchi ho, ab mujhe chodne ke liye Bipin ke ghar bhi nahi jana padega, ab to apne ghar me hi meri randi didi ready hai. Jab time milega chod liye.”

Didi –“Aur chod chod ke rula diya, Kyu?? hai na??”

Me –“Didi, sorry to bola na, ab kitni baar bologi, sach much pata hi nahi chala tha ki itni jor ki fat jayegi tumhari. Ab to thik ho gaya na.”

Didi –“Nahi thik hui hai, abhi bhi dard hai, lekin, jsi tarah loha lohe ko kat-ta hai, usi tarah dard bhi dard ko kat-ta hai.”

Me –“Hmmm, bada na, band karo apni philosophy.Aur, jakar dekho Priya soyi ya nahi. Pata nahi Maa ko aur kitna time lagega kitchen
ka sara kam niptane me. Tu ja sone ka natak kar, aur jab sab so jaye to mere kamre me aa jana, main darwaja khula hi rakhunga. Chupke se aa jana.” Main apne kamre me aakar so gaya. Aur, didi bhi apne kamre me chali gayi.......
 

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Main apni Pammi Didi ki aankho me vasna ki dorre saaf dekh raha tha, jo unki aankho ko surkh laal bana rahe the, Pammi Didi ko
jyada der tadpane ka matlab tha ki kisi aur ke hatho me Pammi Didi ki boor soupna. Didi itni chusadi ho chuki thi ki kisi na kisi se marwa hi leti agar main jaldi unhe nahi chodta to. Aur agar didi
Papa se chudti bhi to usse pahle mujhse chudne ki iccha thi unki.

Ab pahli baar chudne wale ki har icchha puri ki jati hai, aisa niyam hai mere hisaab se. Pahli baar chudne wali ladki ki har icchha main apne sar-aankho par rakhta hoon, kam se kam ek din to ho, jab wo apni icchha anusaar chude, fir baad me to use
rakhail ban-na hi hai, aur mere saare hukum bajane hi hai. Isliye unki zindagi ki gulami ke badle ek din ki marmarzi to de hi sakta
tha main.

Sham ke 4 baje main ghar pahucha. Dophar ko kuch nahi khaaya, bhukh se pet me chuhe daud rahe the, kuch bhi samajh me nahi
aa raha tha ki karoon to karoon kya. Maine apne kapde khole jaldi se aur dress bhi change kar liya. Main jaldi se Pammi Didi ke pas gaya aur bola –
Me –“Didi, kya kiya aapne subah bathroom me. Ragda ya nahi boor apni. Paani nikala ya paani daal diya.”
Pammi Didi –“Ragda to bhai, lekin tu kab ragdega mujhe, ab der mat kar jyada.”


Meri didi bhi mere hi jaise kuch ishq mizaj hai, har situation ko gaane me batane ki unki bhi aadat hai hi. Jiska jawaab maine bhi
song me hi diya.
Pammi Didi –“Apne hi rang mein mujhko rang de..... Dheeme dheeme rang mein mujhko rang de....
Saundhe-saundhe rang mein mujhko rang de..... Rang de na, rang de na, rang de na.. aa.....”
Me –“Ek bhi saans alag nahin leni..... Khich lena praan tan ke..... Haaye.. nahin rehna dooja banke....
O rangrej tere rang dariya mein..... Doobna hai bas tera banke..... Haaye.. nahin rehna dooja banke....”
Pammi Didi –“Khana laga deti hoon, kha lena pahle, main apne kamre me tera intezar karoongi.”
Me – “Ok Didi, main 5 minute me aaya tere piche.”
Meri nazar wapas jate hue Didi ki matakt gand par hi gadi thi.

Maine jaldi se kahana khaya, aur Didi ki kamre ki taraf bhaga. Maa kahi dikhayi nahi de rahi thi, shayad gand matka-matka kar bazaar gayi hogi.
Me –“Didi, maa dikhayi nahi de rahi hai. kahi gayi hai kya??”
Pammi Didi –“Bazaar gayi hai, jaldi se kuch kar na bhai. Aag lagi hai badan me. Kuch to thanda kar.”
Me –“Abhi to koi bhi aa sakta hai, pata nahi kab Priya aa jaye, achanak Maa bhi aa sakti hai.”
Pammi –“darwaza band kar de, aur jaldi se kuch bhai, without risk no gain, dear...”
Me –“Thik boli Didi. I agree.”
Maine jaldi se darwaja band kar diya. Aur, Didi ki aur lapka. Main bhi bahut der se chhatpata raha tha kuch masalne ki liye, mauka
milte hi maine Didi ki doodho ko dhar dabocha, Didi mere achanak hamle ke liye taiyar nahi thi. Wo siskar uthi. Uski sisak me maze aur dard ka ek balanced mishran tha.

Pammi Didi –“Aram se Sourav, aise utawale mat do.”
Me –“Didi, mat roko, tumhe nahi pata, tumko chodne ke liye kitni bechain hoom main. Jaldi se salwar kholo na.”


Pammi Didi –“Are, badi jaldi hai tujhe, itni asani se nahi chodungi mai, Meri pahli chudai to special honi chahiye na Saurav.”

Maine der na karte hue didi ne kapde utarne suru kiye. Kurta, Spaghetti aur Salwar jhatt se alag kar diye Didi ke badan se.

Abhi unka color batane ka time nahi tha mere paas. Main bas Didi ko jaldi se bhokiyana chahta tha, dono ki garmi charam par thi.
Didi bhi kafi der se jal rahi thi. Didi ne bhi mere sarir se kapde nochne suru kar diye. Dekhte ho dekhte main aadamjaat nanga ho gaya. Didi besharam hog ayi thi, usne meri underwear tak nahi choodi, ek hi baar me mujhe puri tarah se nanga kar diya. Didi ke sarir par bas bra ar panty bachi thi, Didi ki bra panty normal white color ki thi. Sayad Didi nahi janti thi ki, aj unka encounter aisa hoga mere se. Nahi to pakka designer inners pahanti wo.
Maine bhi Didi ki normal white bra panty ko normal value hi diya aur khich kar alag kar diya.

Didi ab puri tarah nangi ho chuki thi.
Didi ko janamjaat nangi dekh kar mera land kaboo se bahar ho gaya. Didi sab kuch pahle se janti thi. Sex theory me wo bhi mere jaisa kafi educated hai. Bas practical abhi suru kiya hai didi ne.
Didi ne jhat se mera land tham liya apne mulayam hatho me. Aur, dhire dhire muthyane lagi. Didi ke hath se sat-te hi mere samaan
fanfana utha, aur apne original size me aa gaya, mere tanke hue land ko dekh kar didi dar gayi.
Pammi Didi –“Itna lamba, mota bhi bahut hai tera Sourav.”
Me –“Ha didi, bas 3.5” mota hai, aap aram se le logi, tension mat lo.”
Pammi Didi –“Nahi Sourav, mujhe to maja ayega tumhare mote land se chudne me.”
Me –“Didi tum bahut sexy ho, mujhse control nahi ho raha hai Didi.”

Didi ka gora badan mujhe pagal kar raha tha. Pammi didi ki size 34-30-34 hai, gora badan sangmarmar ki tarah chamak raha tha, samanya se ball ki jaise kadak kadak chuchiyan, patli kamar aur
ubhrati hui gand 34 ki, mujhe madhosh kar rahe the. Didi Ajanta- Ellora ki gufao ki nang murtiyo si sex ki devi pratit ho rahi thi.

Itni sudol badan ko jakad kar mera land to thanthana utha tha. Gala sukh raha tha, maine Didi ke hotho par apne hoth jama diye, aur chusna suru kiya. Didi ne bhi apna gulabi lips khol kar mere
jibh ko andar daal liya. Didi ki dono chuchiyon ko maine hatho me bhar liya aur dabane laga, khade hone ki wajah se didi ke sarir
par meri pakad kamjor hui, kyuki mere hath to didi ki chuchiyon
par vyast the. Maine Didi ko deewar par sta diya, aur Didi ke jangho ke bich apna land ghusa diya.
Didi ne mere land ko hath se pakda. Aur, apne boor ke upar ragadne lagi. Didi mere land ko apne boor par ragde ja rahi thi.

Ragad itni hard thi ki mano mera land jhad jayega. Shayad didi ko ragadne se hi maza aata hai, aadat si ho gayi hai didi ko ragadne ki. Unko asli chudai ke maze ka dyan hi nahi hai. Maine
didi ko ulta kiya aur deewar par daba diya.


Fir maine picche se didi ki dono chuchiyo ko pakaad kar masla. Chuchiyo ke dono
nipples par chutkiya kati. Didi sisiyane lage.... Aur apna right picche karke mere land ko pakad liya. Aur apne jangho ke bich daba liya. Left hand se didi ne mere land ko apne boor par rakha aur ragadna suru kar diya.


Mujhe bhi maza aane laga. Maine did ko chuchiyo ko aur jor se masalna suru kiya. Didi ka maza duguna badh gaya. Wo aur jor jor se ragadne lagi mere land par apni boor
ko. Maine didi ke kaan ko muh me bhar liya aur chusne laga, main didi ko betahasa chume ja raha tha, aur chuchiyo ko bhi masalta
raha. Didi ko bahut maza aa raha tha.

Mujhe bhi accha lag raha tha, maine didi ko roka nahi. Didi
dhanush ki tarah jhukti ja rahi thi picchhe ki orr. Mai bhi jhuk kar didi ki boor par land ragad raha tha. Achanak didi ne mere land ko chhod diya aur sidhi ho gayi. Maine didi ki chuchiyo fir se tham liya aur dabane laga. Didi ne fir se mere land ko pakda aur apne boor me bhida diya. Didi bhi bahut garam ho chuki thi, mera taapmaan bhi hadd se bahar ho rha tha. Agar iss waqt koi
thermometers lagata mere muh me, to thermometer to faat hi jata. Ye garmi mujhse bhi bardast nahi ho rahi thi. Fan bhi full speed par chal rahi thi, Maine didi ke gardan ko pakad kar deewar par daba diya, aur lips ko muh me daal kar chusne laga.
Didi ab bhi mere land ko ragde ja rahi thi.


Achanak didi dhili se padne lagi shayad Didi skhalit hone lagi thi. Mai bhi charam par
pahuchne hi wala tha, maine bhi kamar chalana suru kar diya. Land didi ke jangho ke bich fasa tha, aur naram naram boor par ragad kha raha tha. Achanak mai bekaboo ho gaya, aur mere land se garam lava fut pada. Mere land se muth nikal kar didi ke jangho se bahne laga. Kuch chiitte deewar par bhi lage. Dono jhad chuke the aur dhile pad rahe the. Maine didi ko uthaya ko bistar
par gir pada. Didi bhi sikud gayi thi.

Tabhi achanak doorbell baj uthi. Ting tong ting tong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mai hadbada kar khada ho gaya, mai darr gaya tha, didi bhi jhat se khadi ho gayi aur bathroom ki orr bhagi. Mai bhi apne room ke orr bhaga, bhagte hue maine apne kapde utha liye. Aur, bathroom me ghus gaya, Jaldi se land ko saaf kiya aur kapde pahne, Didi bhi bathroom se nikal kar apnr room ka darwaja andar se band kar liya tha, mai bhag kar darwaja kholne gaya. Maine dhire se darwaja khola to dekha Priya khadi thi. Maine Priya se puchha
–“Kaha gayi thi tum????”
Priya –“Kya bhaiya, ek to main bahar se aa rahi ho, garmi bhi itnii hai, darwaja kholne me itna late bhi kiya, aur ab andar bulana
chhod kar sawaal kar rahe ho.”
Me –“O O O andar aao jaldi se. main tumhare liye kuch drink banata hoon.”

Priya muskurayi, aur boli –“Bhaiya, drink banana matlab wine daalna glass me. Boliye, colddrink laata hoon.”
Me –“Haa yaar, aate hi lecture class suru tera. Bhaiya ye nahi karo, bhaiya wo galat. chal andar aa ab.”
Main fridge ki orr badha, aur Priya hall me jakar baith gayi.

Maine fridge se Maaza ki bottle nikali aur 2 glass me bhar kar hall ki orr badha. Maine ek glass Priya ki orr badhaya. Priya ne glass pakadte hue pucchha –“Bhaiya match nahi dekh rahe ho,
India ka match aa raha hai, aur aap nahi dekh rahe ho, impossible.”
Me –“Are yaar, baat hi mat karo India team ki tum, kab jitega kab harega pata ki nahi, saala match dekh kar 4 ghanta kaun barbaad karega.”
Priya –“Kya bhaiya, 4 match khela India ne, aur charo match jita hai, ab aur kya expectation hai aapki Indian Cricket Team se ki 4 me se 5 match jeet le. Kya bhaiya aap bhi na. Apne goroup me top
par hai. Aur kya kar sakte hai, bechare.”
Me –“Chhod yar, chal TV on kar, remote de idhar, last kuch overs bache ho sayad.”
Priya –“Remote kaha hai, idhar to nahi hai.” Priya ne sofa ke kono me khojte hue kaha.
Me –“Idhar bhi nahi dikh raha hai, drawer me dekh, kahi kisi ne recks par to nahi rakh diya, ya fir se Maa kitchen me kahi rakh kar bhool gayi.”
Priya –“Kya musibat hai yaar, ye remote to aise gayab hota hai, jaise kisi Govt scheme ka fund ho. Bill pass hua aur fund gayab.”
Me –“Shant ho ja Priya, itna gussa nahi karte, mil jayega, yahi kahi hoga.”
Priya –“Aap pahle dhoond ka nahi rakh sakte the. Ab sara ghar remote khojte chalo. Pakka didi apne room me lekar chali gayi hogi.”
Me –“Didi ka to darwaja bhi band hai. Mujhe khana dekar darwaja band karke so gayi, pata nahi jagi bhi hai ya abhi tak so rahi hai.”

Priya –“Maa kaha hai, kahi gayi hai kya.”
Me –“ha, Didi ne bataya, bazaar gayi hai, ab tak to aa jana chahiye tha, aati hi hogi, tu ruk main dekhta hu Didi ke room me.”
Priya –“Ok, main fir baithi hoon aram se. Sahi jagah par kuch milta hi nahi ghar me to, sabkuch messed up(asht-vayast). ”
Main Didi ke room ka darwaja knock karta hoon. –“Didi, its me,
Priya has came. (Didi, main hoon, Priya aa gayi hai)”
Didi –“Ok, wait just 1 sec!”
Didi ne darwaja khola, to main andar jakar idhar udhar remote khojne laga. Didi mere taraf ab bhi pyar se dekhe ja rahi thi.
Me –“Didi please, don’t overreact, It happens sometimes. You know already, then also (Didi, atyadhik pratikriya mat dijiye, aisa hota hai kabhi kabhi. Aap to janti hai, fir bhi).”
Didi –“How you can be so much calm (Tum itna shant kaise ho). You ejaculated on me (Tumne mere upar virya giraya). You should tell me before cumming (Tumhe shkalan se pahle mujhe batana chahiye tha). Aur, ab kya dhoond rahe ho mere kamre me.”

Maine dekha to deewar par virya ke nishan nahi the, sayad Didi ne saaf kar diya tha. Maine didi ko dhanyawaad kaha.
Me –“Thank you didi. Bahut maza aaya mujhe to. Aur, thank you fir se, deewar saaf karke mujhe bachane ke liye, ab jaldi se remote dijiye. Priya ko match dekhana hai. nahi to match bhi khtm
ho jayega.”
Priya –“Kya bhaiya mila kya. Ab to match bhi khtm ho jayega. Tab kya PMP (post match presentation) dekhenge.”
Me –“Nahi mila yaar, Didi chalo tum bhi remote dhoondo.”
Didi –“Remote computer table par hai. Akal to hai nahi aur yaha waha khoj rahe ho dono.”
Didi bhi bahar hall me aa jati hai. Ab didi ko dekh kar aisa bilkul nahi lag raha tha ki hamare bich kuch hua hai. Didi ab puri tarah se normal thi. Maine bhi chain ki saans li.

Didi –“Tum log dono maaza pi rahe ho, aur mujhe pucha
tak nahi.”

Priya –“Didi, aapko kisi ne roka hai kya. Glass le aayiye, aur le lijiye.”
Didi –“Saurav ja na mere liye glass le aa.”
Main utha aur didi ke liye glass ke aaya, glass me cold drink daala aur Didi ko diya. TV chalu hua, aur humlog match dekhne lage.
Priya –“Kya baat hai, bhaiya, aj to Didi ki baat ek bar me hi maan gaye. Tabiyat to thik hai na.”
Tabhi Maa ghar me in (pravesh) karti hai. Maa –“Kiski tabiyat, kya hua kis-so????”
Priya –“Kuch nahi hua kisi ko, baitho ab tum aram se pahle.”

Ab main kaise batata Priya ko ki, Didi ke boor ke liye glass kya pura kitchen bhi utha kar lana pade to le aaunga main. Hum sabhi match dekhne lage. India jeet rahi thi. It was a clear win for India, so not so interesting match. Main abhi bhi soch raha tha ki ye kaise ho gaya – Mere Land ne to Dhokha de diya... Isse pahle aap logo ne padha ki kaise mere land ne aain waqt par dhokha diya. Aise dhokha to dono taraf se hone hi tha, itna waqt hi nahi tha ki puri chudai ho paati, ek tarah se thik hi hua ki jaldi se main jhad gaya, kam se kam kuch der ke liye shanti to mili.

Udhar Bipin Pooja didi ki chudai me vayast tha to main idhar apni Pammi Didi ko puri chudai bhi na kar payaa. Abhi Maa mere saath sat kar sofe par baithi hui thi. Bipin ki baato ne mere maan me
maa ke prati vichar jaga diye the. Meri Maa ke moti moti jange meri jangho se sate hue the. Abhi maa bazaar se aayi thi to badan garam tha, maine dhire se apna ek haath unki jangh par rakh diya. Maa ko to pata bhi nahi chala, sabhi match dekhne me vayast the.


Maine dhire dhire maa ki jangho par hath chalana suru kar diya. Maa ne iska koi virodh nahi kiya, shayad unhe ye ehsash hi nahi tha ki main kis iraade se unki janghe sahla raha hoon.
Me –“Maa, bahut thak gayi hogi na, chalo main tumhare pair daba deta hoon, bologi to maalis bhi kar dunga.”

Maa –“Are nahi beta, abhi dher sara kaam baki hai, baad me dekhte hai. Abhi to zara bhi time nahi hai. tere Papa bhi aate hi honge.”
Didi ne mujhe chitti kati, aaouch. Didi shayad samjh rahi thi ki main kyu maa ki maalis karna chahta hoon.
Pammi Didi – “Main sab samjh rahi hoon, tu kyu maa ki maalis karna chahta hai, bahut bada kameena hai re tu bhai. Abhi Didi ke boor me muth giraye aadha ghanta bhi nahi hua hai ki maa ke
badan se satne jage jakar. Yahi haal raha tera to, Priya ko bhi khatra hai tujhse.”


Me –“Didi, Priya abhi bacchi hai, usko kyu bich me la rahi ho, tumhare assets itne mast hi hai ki main fisal gaya, lekin Priya ke liye to main aisa soch bhi nahi sakta.”

Didi –“Nahi soch raha hai to sochna suru kar de, nahi to kahi aisa na ho ki wo bahar marwana suru kar de. Wo ab koi bacchi nahi rahi hai, jawani fut fut kar bahar aane ko tadaap rahi hai uski.

Maine to kisi tarah sambhal liya tha khud ko, lekin ab zamana wo nahi rah gaya hai, 20-25 ladke dost hai uske, kisi ko bhi mauka mila to
tangein utha kar pel dega usko.”
Me –“Didi, aap Priya ke liye aisa kaise bol sakti hai.”
Didi –“Kyu? Tu apne Maa ki gand marne ki soch sakta hai, aur main apni chotti bahan ka khayal bhi nahi rakh sakti.”
Me –“Really didi, you are too much, & Priya is a kid now, she needs at least 2-3 years to prepare mentally. I don’t think she even have any idea over sex (Didi aap bhi na hadd ho, Priya abhi chotti hai, kam-se-kam 2-3 saal aur lagenge usko mansik roop se taiyar hone me, aur mujhe lagta ki use sambhog ke bare me kuch bhi pata hai).”
Didi –“Only you think so, but the truth is she is completely a ripen fruit now, which should be consume faster, otherwise someone else will suck her Jussy mangoes



(Sirf tum aise sochte ho, lekin sach ye hai ki, wo ab ek paki hui faal ban chuki hai, jisko jaldi se kha lena chahiye, nahi to koi aur uske RASBHARI aamo ko chus
lega).”

Me –“Didi, are you fantasizing her, damn you are such a slut (Didi, Kya tum uske bare me sochti ho, sachmuch tum aise hi
randi ho).”

Didi –“Randi to main ho hi bhai, lekin teri randi hu re. Ab jaldi se 2-4 boond andar bhi daal de raja, booriya fadwane ke ke fadak rahi ho raja.”
Me –“Didi, jab tum hadd se jyada gandi baatein karti ho, to sach much mujhe bahut maza aata hai, tum meri sabse pyari randi banogi didi.”
Didi –“Dekh Maa bhi garam hai aur Priya bhi taiyar hai, pahle mera game baja acche se, meri aag mita saka, to main tera pura saath dungi Maa aur Priya ko patane me, main nahi chahti ki Priya
bahar marwane jaye aur maa ke liye to 10-10 land bhi kam hi hai, tera bhi le hi legi.”


Match khtm hone ke baad Pammi Didi aur Priya apne kamre me chali gayi. Main bhi apne kamre me chala gaya. computer start
kiya aur Xossip.com par incest stories padhne laga, maine apne threads par aaye request aur appreciation par reply karna suru kiya. Tabhi achanak Pammi Didi mere kamre me dakhil hui, Didi
ne socha ki main kisi dost ko email kar raha hoon.

Didi –“Kya, ab kise mail kar rahe ho. Bata rahe ho sabko apne land ke kisse, ki kaise chodne se pahle hi tumhara tapak jata hai, tap tap tap....”
Me –“Didi, aisa pahli bar hua tha, Pooja ko to 20 minutes tak choda tha, fir 5 minute chuswaya tha, tab kahi jakar nikla tha.”
Didi –“Tune Pooja ke muh me hi chhod diya tha kya??”
Me –“Aur nahi to kya, pilaa diya randi ko apna muth.”
Didi –“Aaah bhai, bada maza aaya hoga na. Mujhe kyu nahi pilaya muth. Aise bhi bahar hi gira diya tha, to pila deta na.”
Me –“Didi, ye koi chawanprash nahi hai jo pikar tumko energy milegi, ek bar muh me jayega, tab pata chalega ki kitna salty
hota hai. Fir bologi ki muh me kyu gira diye.”
Didi –“Nahi bolungi, tu pahle chakha to sahi apna muth mujhe.”
Me –“Chak lo, maine kaun sa apna land locker me band karke rakha hai. Ek zip hi to hai, khlo aur chusna suru kar do.”

Didi ne mere room ka darwaja band kar diya, aur mera pant khol kar niche kar diya. Mera land so raha tha, lekin Didi ke hath me
jate hi halchal suru ho gayi land me.

Didi ne dhire se sahlaya mere land ko, aur jibh nikal kar supade ko chata, main anand vibhor ho utha. Land tanakne laga, didi ne mere land ko upar se niche tak chatna suru kar diya tha. Didi ne apne left hand se mere dono ando ko pakad rakha tha, aur jibh se land ko chat-ti ja rahi thi.
Me –“Didi, muh ke andar daalo na ab.”
Didi –“Daalti hu baba, itni jaldi kya hai, koi railgaadi chhute ja rahi hai kya??”
Didi ne jaise hi mere land ko apne muh me daala, mera land fanak kar apne pure size me aa gaya. Mujhe naisargik anand ki anubhuti ho rahi thi, aur Didi mast rand kutiya ki tarah mere land par muh
maar rahi thi.


Maine didi ke muh ko chodna suru kiya, Didi mere aur dekhne lagi, jisne aag me ghee ka kaam kiya. Ab didi bhi jor jor se mera land kha rahi thi, land didi ki laar se puri tarah geela ho chuka tha. Aasani se didi ke muh me aa ja raha tha. Maine speed badhayi aur fir achanak land me didi ke dant gad gaye.

Main cheekh utha, aur land muh se bahar nikal liya.
Me –“Aaah, aah, Didi yeh kya kiya, dant kyu kaata mere land par.”
Didi –“Pahli baar hai na bhai, galti se ho gaya. Tum to aise muh chod rahe ho ki jaise kitna din se marwa rahi hu main. Pahli baar to land muh me liya hai, aur tum randi ke jaisa pel rahe ho muh me. Dant galti se lag gaya.”
Me –“Jao main nahi chusata tumko apna land.”
Didi –“Dekhne to de, kahi lagi to nahi mere land par. Kata to nahi.”
Me –“Are wah, ab mera land tera ho gaya.”
Didi –“Jab mai chud rahi hu tere land se, to mera hi na hua.”
Me –“Abhi ek bar bhi chudi nahi ho ki itna haq jata rahi ho, chudne ke baad to mujhe kahi orr jane hi nahi dogi tum.”
Didi –“Bilkul sahi, kahi nahi jane dungi, ghar me 3 tiya 9 ched hai, to tu bahar kya karne jayega? Pahle yaha ghar me sabki khujli mita de, fir bahar jana Dooja Pooja ko chodne.”
Me –“Accha, chal ab jhuk kar khadi ho ja bed par. Main iss bar to teri chut mar kar hi rahunga. Wo to tune ragad ke nikal di thi paani nahi to usi waqt chod deta tumko.”
Didi –“Time bhi to nahi tha utna, abhi aram se chod, Priya padh rahi hai, aur Maa kitchen me busy hai, Papa kahi bahar hai, jaldi se daal de na.”

Maine Pammi Didi ko bistar ke jhuka ke lita diya, Didi ke gand bistar ke kinare thi aur pair niche latak rahe the, didi aadhi bistar par leti thi, main Didi ke pichhe khada ho gaya aur jhuk kar Didi ke boor par land sata diya. Boor utni gili nahi thi, main niche baith gaya aur didi ke fank me muh ghhusa kar chatne laga. Ab
Didi ki chut puri gili ho chuki thi, maine Didi ke boor par thuk diya, aur apne land par bhi thuk lagaya, aur Fir jhuk kar Didi ke chut ke muhane par apna land bhida diya.


Ab meri kunwari Pammi Didi ki seal tutne wali thi. Maine didi ke sar par ek takiya rakh kar daba diya, taki agar didi cheekhe bhi to awaz bahar na nikle. Maine ek hath se didi ko dabaya aur ghapa
ghap 3 shot maar diye jor ke. Didi dard se bilbila uthi, Didi ki cheekh nikal gayi thi, Mera supada didi ki boor me ghus chuka tha. Didi ki boor ki jhilli bhi fat chuki thi, main apne land par Didi ka garam garam khun ko mahsus kar sakta tha, Didi rone lagi thi.


Maine Didi ko pichhe se daboch rakha tha, aur takiye se Didi ke sar ko daba rakha tha. Didi ne hilne ki bahut kosis ki, lekin koi fayda nahi hua. Maine didi ko halal huye murge ke jaise daba rakha tha, didi ke boor se khun ris ris kar bahar aa raha tha.

Farsh par khoon ke 4 bunde tapak chuki thi, aur mera land didi ke boor me 4” ghusa hua tha. Main bhi bilkul hila dula nahi, aur ek haath se Didi ki pith sahlata raha, fir jab Didi puri tarah se shant ho gayi to maine dhire se pakad dhili ki, Didi aadhi behosh ho chuki thi.

Maine socha ki kahi aur choda to Didi behosh na ho jaye. Land boor me abhi bhi fasa hua tha, maine pas me pade paani ka bottle
uthaya aur Didi ko diya. Didi ne bottle khol kar thoda paani piya. Ab Didi ka dard kuch kam ho chuka tha.
Didi –“Kya jaldi thi tujhe itni, samajh kyea rakha hai tune mujhe. Aise karta hai kya koi bhala.”
Me –“Are didi, pahli bar to seal toda hai, koi rozz ka kaam to hai nahi thoda jor se lag gaya.”
Didi –“Ab 2 minute shant rah, nikalna mat land apna, nahi to fir se andar nahi jayega. Tu bada nirdayi hai bhai.”
Me –“Didi ab ghoda ghaas se dosti karega, to khayega kya????”
Didi –“Tu ghoda hai ye to dikh raha hai tere ghode jaise land se, main ghaas kaise hui.”
Me –“Mera chara jo ho tum, main tumko kha raha hoon jo. Jab koi khata hai jaldi jaldi to bolte hai gapa-gap kha raha hai, jab koi chodta hai jaldi jaldi to bolte hai ghapa-ghap chod raha hai, jyada fark bhi to nahi hai, bas ek h hi to extra hai Didi.”

Chal ab baate mat mana, dhire dhire andar bahar kar, isse jyada andar mat daalna abhi aur. Maine Didi ki baat maan li, aur dhire dhire land chalane laga Didi ki boor me. Kareeb 5 minute tak main
aise hi Didi ko chodta raha, Didi ko bhi dard aur masti ka mila jula sukh mil raha tha. Fir maine didi ko sidha lita diya aur pel diya Didi ke boor me land, 4” se jyada ghusane ko didi se mana kiya tha, isliye main sambhal kar chod raha tha. Didi bhi aah uhh kiye ja rahi thi.

Lagbhag 10 minute baad, mujhe aise laga ki mera land khadne wala hai. Ghar me hone ke karan main jor jor se gaaliya bhi nahi de sakta tha, aur na hi Didi cheekh sakti thi. Fir bhi jitna mumkin
tha, ho raha tha.
Me –“Didi, main aa raha hu ab. AAah aaah.”
Didi –“Mera bhi chhutne hi wala hai bas gati banaye rakh.”
Main usi tezzi se pelta raha aur Didi ke boor me apna sara muth udhel diya. Didi ne bhi takiye ko jor se pakad liye, aur jhad gayi.

Pahle round ka khel ho chuka tha. Didi aur Main dono qualify ho chuke the, second round me jane ke liye. Ab second round raat ko
hi hoga.

Udhar Priya kaafi der se kamre me akeli thi. Priya soch rahi thi ki Didi aj Bhaiya ke room me itni der se kya kar rahi hai. Usne socha ki jaakar dekhti hoon, use andaaz hua ki koi na koi khichdi to ban rahi hai dono ke bich, khichdi ka taste to ban-ne ke baad pata chalega. jab tak Khichdi banti hai...
Pammi Didi –“Saurav, Iss bar bhi tune mujhe apna muth nahi chakhaya, Chal koi baat nahi, jaldi se kamra thik kar le, kahi koi aa gaya to, aur agli baar se dhire chodna samjha.”

Didi uthi aur ek gande kapde se farsh par gire khoon ki bundo ko saaf kiya, aur bathroom jakar khud ko bhi saaf kar liye. Didi bathroom se nikal kar mere paas aayi, aur bistar par baith gayi.
Didi –“Kya re, itni jor se kyu daala tha. Faad di meri bbor puri tarah se.”
Me –“Kya karta Didi, aj se pahle kabhi kisi ki seal nahi todi hai na to pata hi nahi chala ki kitni tezi se shot marna hai.”
Didi –“Thik hai, par agle baar se dhyan rakhna, dard to ho raha hai abhi bhi, 2-4 rahega abhi lagta hai.”
Me –“Chalo koi baat nahi, Didi. Ab tum apne room me jao, nahi to Priya ko shak ho jayega, fir chudai ka inam thukai milega dono ko.”
Didi –“Ha ha ha ha!! Ok, chal See u again, at 12.”
Me –“Again, fir se raat ko. Didi Priya ko pata chal jayega aise to.”
Didi –“Are tu chinta mat kar, main use bahar se band kar dungi. Fir wo aram se andar soti rahegi.” Bahar jane ke liye Didi ne jaise hi mere room ka darwaja khola to
dheka Priya bahar khadi thi. Hum dono sakpaka gaye ki kahi Priya ne hamari baate sun to nahi li hai na.

Didi –“Are tu kab aayi, aur knock kyu nahi kiya aakar??
Priya –“Abhi to aayi hu, knock karne hi wali thi ki aapne darwaja khol diya. Ap aj bhaiya se itni friendly kyu ho rahi hai, kya plan ban raha hai aap dono ka. Mujhe pata hai, kuch na kuch program to ban hi raha hai.”

Tabhi, Maa kitchen se bahar aati hai hall me. Maa ke haath me roti ki hotpot thi. Shayad wo rotiya dining table par rakhne ja rhi thi.
Maa –“Are, teeno yaha aram se gapp mar rahe hai, aur, padhai kaun karega????? hummm....”
Priya –“Hey Mamma, we were just Xossiping a bit!!!!!”
Maa –“Chalo sabhi ab hath-muh dho lo jaldi se, khana lagane ja rahi hu main. Papa bhi aa chuke hai, kuch kaam kar rahe hai laptop par.”
Me –“Are baap re, Papa kab aaye? Thanks XB, sidhe mere room me nahi aaye, warna aaj to laude lagne pakke the.”
Didi –“Chalo koi baat nahi, Ab fresh ho jao.”
Me –“Kya har par koi baat nahi, koi baat nahi, laga rakha hai. Lapataganj2 ke Lala samjhe ho kya khud ko????”
Didi –“Chalo koi baat nahi, hi hi hi hi hi!!!!!!!!!! Chal jaldi kar ab, table par aa.”
Main bathroom gaya, jor ki mutwass lagi thi, mutkar halka hua, hath pair dhoye, aur tauliye se pochte hue bahar aaya hall me.

Sabhi Dining table par mera intezar kar rahe the. Are, saare ke saare Flash ban gaye hai kya?? Itne tezz?? Kahi Didi ko chod kar
meri battery to down nahi ho gayi hai?? Are yar, main bhi kya kya logic lagata rahta hu. Insano me battery kaha hoti hai. Par ek din aisa aayega, jab insan bhi battery se hi chalenge. Khair chalo koi baat nahi....
Maa –“Aao khana khao, ya wahi khada khada sochta rahega, pata nahi din bhar kya sochta rahta hai.”
Papa –“Aa jao beta, bekar ka tujhe sab sunate rahti hai. Aa jao ab.”

Maine wall clock ki orr dekha, 10 baj chuke the, isliye sabhi bol rahe the ki der ho gayi hai, Didi ki seal todne me kuch jyada hi samay lag gaya. Maine socha tha ki 8 baj rahe honge, lekin 2 baj
chuke hai, matlab humne kaafi lambi chudai ki hai. Isliye thakavat bhi bahut ho rahi hai.

Ab khakar sounga yaar, sounga kha yaar, Didi ne to bola hai ki raat ko bhi Balam-Pichkari khelegi. Uffff, meri pichkari kuch jyada hi rang chhod rahi hai aj kal. Udhar Pooja Didi ki gand nahi
mil rahi hai, aur Didi risk par risk leti ja rahi hai. Kahi pakde gaye to bas ho jayega bella-faad(a game played with tops, rural boys will familiar with it ) gand ka to.

Didi –“Ab aaoge bhi khane ki wahi gadhi dekhte raat bhar khada rahoge.”

Me –“Hmm, aaya.” Fir hum sabne khana khaya, aur sone ke liye apne apne kamre me chale gaye. Main dekh raha tha ki Pammi Didi Priya ko kaise sulati hai. Agar Pammi Didi ko ‘Balam- Pichkari’ khelni hai to Priya ko sulana hi hoga, Mere man me ab
bhi ye daar tha ki kahi Priya ne hamari baat sun to nahi liya hai.

Main isliye aashwast ho jana chahta tha. Maa kitchen ke saare bache kamo ko niptane me jutt gayi. Main Pammi Didi aur Priya ke kamre me gaya, dekha dono khit pit kar rahi hai kisi baat par.
Me –“Kya ho gaya, ab kis baat par.”
Didi –“Are kuch nahi, bol rahi hai, aaj rat bhar nahi soyegi, padhai karni hai.”

Mera shak aur bhi prabal hota gaya. Pakka Priya ne kuch na kuch to suna hai. Maine man bana liya ki agar Priya ne kuch nahi kaha
to thik hai. Agar kuch puchha to bol denge ki movie dekhe rahe the, tune wahi awaz suni hogi, aur movie me to kuch bhi dialogues hote hai, jinka satya se koi lena dena nahi hota.

Me –“Rat bhar jagogi to tabiyat bigad jayegi, so jao, subah uth j
ana, fir padhai kar lena.”

Didi ne Priya ke doodh(milk glass not choochi) me nind ki ek goli mila di, aur Priya ko pila diya. Ab Priya to rat bhar sone wali thi, maine Didi se ke kano me kaha –“Didi, to aj raat to tumko dono taraf se baja dunga. Puri raat bhar ke liye tum aaj meri ho.”

Didi –“Main to hamesa ke liye teri hi hoon, Priya ko to sula diya hai, ab Maa aur Papa ka kya kare.”
Me –“Unki chinta mat karo, wo log khud busy rahenge, agar jage bhi rahe to wo kamre se bahar aane wale nahi hai, aaj ka khana accha tha, to kuch to asar hoga raat ko.”
Didi –“Badmash, Maa Papa ko to chhod de re.”
Me –“Didi, tum bahut acchi ho, ab mujhe chodne ke liye Bipin ke ghar bhi nahi jana padega, ab to apne ghar me hi meri randi didi ready hai. Jab time milega chod liye.”

Didi –“Aur chod chod ke rula diya, Kyu?? hai na??”

Me –“Didi, sorry to bola na, ab kitni baar bologi, sach much pata hi nahi chala tha ki itni jor ki fat jayegi tumhari. Ab to thik ho gaya na.”

Didi –“Nahi thik hui hai, abhi bhi dard hai, lekin, jsi tarah loha lohe ko kat-ta hai, usi tarah dard bhi dard ko kat-ta hai.”

Me –“Hmmm, bada na, band karo apni philosophy.Aur, jakar dekho Priya soyi ya nahi. Pata nahi Maa ko aur kitna time lagega kitchen
ka sara kam niptane me. Tu ja sone ka natak kar, aur jab sab so jaye to mere kamre me aa jana, main darwaja khula hi rakhunga. Chupke se aa jana.” Main apne kamre me aakar so gaya. Aur, didi bhi apne kamre me chali gayi.......
Bahut hi lajavab update diya bhai...

Par ho sake to maa aur bahene sirf Hero Saurabh ke liye bhi rakhna...
 
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