Update1: The Maanho Tradition
Kahani shuru hoti hai, Sahil ke shaadi se. Yeh gaaon ki shaadi hoti hai, isliye bheed bhaad bahot hoti hai. Ghar mai bahot se mehamaan aaye hue hote hai, chachi, bua, mousi, mama. Sahil ki
jiss ladki se shaadi hui hoti hai, unka ghar dusre gaaon mai hota hai. Isliye vidaai hoke wapas loute loute subah ho jaati hai. Waise bhi gaaon mai itne riti riwaj hote hai ki pehli-dusri
raat ko waise bhi couples suhaagraat nahi mana paate hai. Sahil ko besabri se apni suhaagraat ka intejar hota hai, lekin abhi use din ke khatam hone ka intejar karna hota hai. Iss gaaon
mai ek bada hi alag sa riwaj tha. Iss riwaj mai hota kuch aisa hai ki, jab bahu nayi naveli ghar pe aati hai tab uske pati aur uske saath ek game khela jaata hai. Iss game mai pati
ke dost unse ulte pulte kaam karwaate hai, jaise kiss karna ya phir sex related act play karna. Aur couples ko aisa karna padta hai kuoki yeh riwaj aise hi sadiyo chalte aa raha hai. Asal
mai iss riwaj ke peeche karan yah tha ki, pehle jamane mai baal viwaah ho jaata tha. Tab bachho ko sex ki knowledge nahi hoti tab unke saath iss prakar ke game khele jaate the, taaki
unhe thoda gyan mil jaaye. Kabhi kabhi iss masti ke bahane gaaon ke ladke nayi naveli dulhan ko touch bhi kar lete the. Anushka jo ki Sahil ki choti behen hoti hai, vo iss riwaj ke bilkul
khilaf thi. Kuoki iss riwaj mai ladko ko dulhan ko chumne ki aur chedne ki anumati hoti hai. Basically, yeh ek prakar ki traditional molesting hoti hai. Gaaon mai saari aurto ke saath
aisa hua hota hai. Isliye sabhi iske aadi ho chuke hote hai aur koi bhi iske against nahi jaata. To dophar ka waqt chal raha hota hai. Saari aurte gaana bajana kar rahi hoti hai.
Sahil aur Jaya bhi unke beech hi baithe hote hai. Tabhi Raj aur uske kuch dost halla karte hue andar aate hai. Vo "Maanho (Tradition Name)" chillate hue Sahil aur Jaya ko pakad ke room mai
le jaate hai. Saari aurte un logo ki harakate dekh haste haste gaana bajane lagti hai. Sabko pata tha ki aage kya hone waala hai. Rohan (Jaya ka bhai) vo bhi unke saath kamre mai chala
jaata hai, taaki vo apni behen ko bacha sake agar koi badtamiji kare to. 5 ladke hote hai jo ki umara mai 23-27 saal ke beech honge. Unme se ek Sahil ka dost bhi hota hai jiska naam Shivank
hota hai aur inki shaadi ho chuki thi, baaki kuware the. Wahi iss group ka leader hote hai. Iss samay room mai, Shivank, Raj (Sahil ka chota bhai), Manish, Raju, Ajay, Rohan (Jaya ka bhai), Sahil aur
Jaya hote hai. Jaya bed pe ghugat daale baithi hoti hai.
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Usne laal rang ki saree pehan rakhi hoti hai. Sahil bhi uske bagal mai hi bed pe baitha hota hai.
Shivank: To bhai shuru kiya jaaye.
Manish: Darwaja band kar de, vo dekh hitler idhar hi aa rahi hai.
[Hitler yaani ki Anushka. Gaaon ke bachhe use isi naam se bulaate hai, kuoki vo har samay gyan deti rahti hai. Aur hamesa ukhdi ukhdi se rahti hai]
Raju darwaja band kar deta hai.
Shivank: Kuo bhai Sahil meri shaadi waala "Maanho" yaad hai.
Sahil (ghabarate hue aur chehre pe muskaan ke saath): Dekh Shivank raat gayi baat gayi, tu aisa kuch nahi karega.
Raj (excitment ke saath): waise Shivank bhaiya aapki shaadi waale "Maanho" mai hua kya tha.
Raj aur Rohan dono abhi iss tradition se anjaan the. Unka yeh first time tha. Vo to bass Shivank ko follow kar rahe the.
Shivank: Kuo bhai Manish tujhe to yaad hi hoga, tu bhi to tha.
Manish: OHHHH! Bhai, yaad mat dila vo kya din tha yr.
Sahil: Oye saalo, tum waisa kuch nahi karoge.
Shivank: Kuo nahi karenge saale, tujhe maine uss samay warning bhi di thi ki teri dulhan bachegi nahi.
Sahil ko samaj aa gaya hota hai ki, uske dost nahi maane waale isliye vo aage badh ke Jaya ko bachane ki koish karta hai, lekin use Manish aur Raju pakad lete hai. Aur Shivank jhat se
bistar pe kood ke baith jaata hai. Shivank dhire dhire Jaya ka ghungaht upar uthane lagta hai.
Sahil: Saale maine khud abhi tak apni dulhan ka chehra nahi dekha.
Raj: Jhooth kuo bol rahe ho bhaiya, roj hi to aap bhabi se video call karte the.
Sahil: Abe gadhe shaadi ke baad sabse pehle pati hi dulhan ka ghungat uthata hai.
Raj: Ohh...mujhe laga.
Iss beech SHivak "Jaya" ka poora ghungat utha chuka hota hai. Jaya sharma ke maare apna chehra upar hi nahi utha rahi hoti.
Shivank: Bhabi aap aisi sharmaiye mat, aapke pati ka karz hai, vo to chukana padega hi.
Achanak Sahil choot jaata hai aur vo Shivank ko dhakka maarta hai. Lekin turant hi use Manish aur Raju dubara pakad lete hai. Iss jhadep ke beech, Shivank bina waqt gawaye "Jaya Bhabi"
ko bistar pe lita deta hai aur unke hotho ko chumne lagta hai. Jaya bhabi ke dono haatho ko shivank nai pakde hua tha. Isliye vo apna chehra idhar udhar ghumati hai taaki, vo shivank
ke chumban se bach sake.
Lekin Shivank unhe jakad ke chum raha hota hai, unke hothlaali ka rang Shivank ke hotho pe chad chuka hota hai. Halanki, Jaya bhabi ke chehre pe gussa nahi hota,
vo bass muskra rahi hoti hai aur chootne ki bhi kosish kar rahi hoti hai. Asal mai unhe pehle se pata tha ki aisa kuch hone waala hai, unhe pehle hi gaaon ki ladies se warning mil chuki
hoti hai. Isliye vo taiyaar thi, but kisi nai bhi expect nahi kiya hota ki baat sidhe smooching tak pahuch jaayegi.
Shivank ka jab man bhar jaata hai to, vo Jaya bhabi ke haath chord deta aur phir bistar pe baith jaata hai. Jaya bhabi jaise hi baithne ke liye upar hoti hai, turant unhe Ajay pakad ke
dubara leta deta hai. Ajay bhi behti ganga mai haath dho raha hota hai.
Rohan aur Raj side khade dekh rahe hote hai, vo interfare nahi kar rahe hote kuoki unhe lagta hai ki yeh sab
tradition ka part hai. Lekin Jaya bhabi Rohan ki badi behen hoti hai, isliye unhe bachane ke liye vo Ajay ko dhakka maarta hai. Lekin Tabhi Shivank use pakad leta hai. Ajay Jaya bhabi
ke hotho ko 10 min tak chusta hai. Uski tadap khatam hi nahi ho rahi hoti.
Sahil: bass kar kutte aur kitna chusega.
Raju: Haan saale, Bhabi ki poori hothlaali mitni nahi chaiye.
Phir Raju aur Ajay apni apni jagah change kar lete hai. Jaya bhabi ko mouka hi nahi mil raha hota, saas lene ka. Ek ek karke sab unke hotho ko chuse jaa rahe hote hai. Manish aur Ajay
nai Sahil ko pakad rakha hota hai. Aur Shivank nai Rohan ko. Yaani ki Jaya bhabi helpless hoti hai. Vo apne chehre ko baar baar hatane ki kosih kar rahi hoti hai. Khair yeh sab kuch
majak mai hi chal raha hota hai. Sabse aakhri mai Manish ka number aata hai. Jo ki 20 min se iss mouke ka intejar kar raha hota hai. Jab Raju ka man bhar jaata hai, to vo Manish ke saath
position change kar leta hai.
Manish Jaya bhabi ke kamar pe baith hota hai. Aur Jaya bhabi bistar pe leti hoti hai. Unke baal bikhad chuke hote hai aur unki hothlaali phoori phel chuki
hoti hai. Unke chehre pe helpless muskaan hoti hai.
Manish: Ab jaake mouka mila dubara itnihaas dohraane ka.
Sahil: Saale tu bhi bachega nahi.
Manish: Haan haan saale le lena tu bhi mere dulhan ke maje.
Uske baad Manish apne hotho ko Jaya bhabhi ke hotho pe chipka deta hai. Itne der tak intejar karne ki waja se uska lund bhi poora khada ho gaya hota hai. Halanki yaha upashtit saare ladko
ka lund khada ho gaya hota hai.
Manish bahot hi violently Jaya bhabi ke hotho ko chus raha hota hai. Sabhi nai to bass hotho se hoth sataye the lekin Manish apni jeeb ka prayog bhi kar
raha hota hai. Jaya bhabi nai apne hotho ko kas ke daba rakah hota hai, taaki uski jeeb andar naa jaa sake. Shivank ko yeh maahol dekh ke raha nahi jaata aur vo Jaya bhabi ke boobs ko
daba deta hai.
Jise dekh Raju aur Ajay hasne lagte hai.
Sahil: Yeh jada ho raha hai Shivank. Riwaaj ki bhi ek maan maryada hoti hai.
Shivank: Sorry Sorry! galti se haath chala gaya.
Tabhi Anushka jod jod se darwaja peetne lagti hai. Vo bahar se hi chillati hai.
Anushka: Aadhe ghante ho gaye hai. Sahil bhaiya darwaja kholo
Sahil: Oye gadhe (Raj) jaake darwaja khol.
Raj turant darwaja kholta hai. Anushka andar dekthi hai ki, Manish Jaya bhabi ko chum raha hai. Vo Manish ko dhakka maarti hai aur bhabi ko sidha kar ke bistar pe bitha deti hai.
Anushka: Bahot ho gaye maje sabke, ab niklo yaha se.
Raju aur Ajay bhi Sahil ko chord dete hai aur uske baad uth ke jaane lagte hai.
Shivank: Yaar iss Hitler nai sab maja kharab kar diya nahi to mai ek baar aur Jaya bhabi ke hoth chusta.
Ab room mai Raj, Rohan, Sahil, Jaya aur Anushka hote hai.
Anushka: Main naa kahti thi Bhaiya, aapke dost ek din aapka kaatege.
Sahil: Haan re tu sahi thi.
Anushak (haste hue): Vo to mai aa gai nahi to aapke dosto nai to abhi suhaagraat mana leni thi.
Raj; Jaisi karni waisi bharni (Sahil ko dekhte hue).
Anushka: Kya matlab?
Sahil To Raj: Chal bhag yaha se. (laat maarte hue). Saale yaha khade khade sab dekh raha tha.
Raj: laat kya maar rahe ho. Galti aap hi ki thi. Mujhe laga Maanho aise hi manaya jaata hai.
Anushka: Chalo ab sab niklo yaha se.
To finally Shaadi ka poora karkarama khatam hota hai. Kuch dino baad Sahil apni noukri karne shahar chala jaata hai. Ghar mai rah jaate hai, Anushka Di, Raj, Rohan aur Jaya bhabi. Uma (maataji)
ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Isliye abhi filhaal vo apne maaike gayi thi. Rohan bhi yahi thehar jaata hai. Anushka di nai hi sabko manaya tha, Rohan ko yaha pe rokne ke liye. Vo hamesa
se padai ko supreme maanti thi. Unhe pata tha ki Rohan padne mai achha hai, isliye unhone Rohan ke parents se baat karke use yahi rahne diya. Vo Rohan aur Raj dono ko roj shaam ko padaya
karti thi. Wahi Raj aur Rohan ki jada banti nahi thi. Raj use "Dahej mai aaya saala" bol ke chidaata tha. Un dono ka room bhi ek hi tha. Jaya bhabi bahot jald hi ghar mai ghul mil gayi.
Vo apne chote bhai ki hi tarah Raj ko laad pyaar karti thi. Anushka jab bhi Raj ko daat lagati to vo Jaya bhabi ke paas chala jaata. Phir Jaya bhabi use puchkaara karti. Ek din Raj
ko ek sapna aaya jisme usne dekha ki vo kisi ki shaadi mai "Maanho" mana raha hai. Aur Uss sapne mai vo dulhan ko choom raha hota hai. Yeh uska pehla erotic dream hota hai. Iss sapne
ke baad sab kuch badal jaata hai.
To be continued....