Thriller GaLaTH...(THE WRONG THAT MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT)

[Shani khan]

guyz,holi me jo baat hui,mere left haath me crack bandage laga diya tha..

last update sirf right haath se likha tha maine..ye waala bhi aise hi likh raha hun isiliye time lag raha hai..aaj toh nahi,kal deta hun update...

Bhai hadi to thek h na
Or
Shadi tk bilkul thek ho jaye ga

Bki ye toh ap ki mohabat h hum sae k ak hath sae update di or agy dae gy

Khyal b rakhy apna duty b kry or hamary lia dua b kr dia kry

Jha hum nae RAAZ ko dull dekha usi stage pr hum SANVY ko tyar hota dekh rhy h ab dkhna h k kb BAZI palati h dkhna h or humara ye nazariya GALTH b nae

Waiting 4 GaLtH

 

[Shani khan]

guyz,holi me jo baat hui,mere left haath me crack bandage laga diya tha..

last update sirf right haath se likha tha maine..ye waala bhi aise hi likh raha hun isiliye time lag raha hai..aaj toh nahi,kal deta hun update...

Bhai hadi to thek h na
Or
Shadi tk bilkul thek ho jaye ga

Bki ye toh ap ki mohabat h hum sae k ak hath sae update di or agy dae gy

Khyal b rakhy apna duty b kry or hamary lia dua b kr dia kry

Jha hum nae RAAZ ko dull dekha usi stage pr hum SANVY ko tyar hota dekh rhy h ab dkhna h k kb BAZI palati h dkhna h or humara ye nazariya GALTH b nae

Waiting 4 GaLtH

 

[Babasarkar]

Okay bro apna dhyan rakkho update to kavi v dete ho so pehele khud ka dhyan rakkho

 

[Alok]

vj4u भाई पहले अपनी सेहत का ध्यान रखें अपडेट तो बाद में भी आ सकता है और हम इंतजार भी कर लेंगे।।।।

 

[vj4u]

Wahhhhhhh kya scene h as expected sanvy and dimple ne apne apne group me 1st place hasil kiya h pr us sabke pichhe ki wajha bhi dono ki ek hi h...aur wo h ek dusre ke prati unka lgaav isko hm srf challenge ke liye nhi samjh skte ki srf challenge interesting h isliye in dono ne is event me participant kiya balki iske pichhe un dono ka ek duje ke liye lgaav, pyaar, ishq, aur indirectly ikraar...bss ye directly kb hoga iske liye hm sabko h bda intzaar..
Khair kya yaha NITS and ANI ka kuchh scene bnne wala h in future jiski neeb aaj se banne lgi h....khair iska bhi pta chal hi jaana h aane wale waqt me...pr abhi to ye raat aur bhi jyada dilchasp hone wali h abhi to dimple ke muh se uske dil-ae-haal ka ikraar hote hote bach gya dekhte h bhavnao me beh kr dimple kuchh bol hi de aaj
Khair is sab ko yhi chhodte h ye btao brother ki hath pair to tod diye ne bdhiya se un lafango ke khair hospital pahuchna pda inko to lgta h bdhiya se sutai hogyi h...
...sahi hua..katai hero style me sutai kr aaye brother tum to bilkul filmi style me jaise heroine ko chhedne pr hero thok deta h lafango ko...ab sab khariyat h jaan kr achha lga...waise sach sach btana kya sanvy ka bhoot ghusa tha kya andar fighting ke scene me

Take care buddy..and waiting for the next update..✌✌✌

hahaha...heat of the moment me haath chhod diya tha brother...aur ho chhoda toh phir rok nahi paaya..

anyway, thanks for the beautiful review brother...yunhi saath bane rahiye...

 

[vj4u]

इतनी शानदार शानदार आइडिया लाते कहां से हो आप वि जे भाई ! ब्लो द बैलून , द एंकल वाॅक , रिडल सोल्वर .... ऐसा बेहतरीन इवेंट सोचना और फिर उसे कलमबद्ध करना ! यह मेरे लिए तो कम से कम एक अजूबा ही है ।
मैंने अपनी लाइफ में सैकड़ों उपन्यास पढ़ा है । गुलशन नंदा , रानू , ओमप्रकाश शर्मा , कुमार कश्यप , वेद प्रकाश कांबोज वगैरह से लेकर वेद प्रकाश शर्मा और सुरेंद्र मोहन पाठक तक सैकड़ों उपन्यासकार को पढ़ा है । इनमें कुछ राइटर्स की अस्सी फीसदी किताबें पढ़ी है । पर आप का जवाब नहीं । एक अलग पहचान है आपकी । लिखने का अंदाज अलग है । कहानी में नये नये आइडिया ले आते हैं जो कोई सोच भी नहीं सकता ।
यू आर सच ए जेम्स ब्रो ! यू आर वन एंड ओनली वन ।

यह अपडेट भी आप के हर एक अपडेट की तरह लाजवाब कर गया हमें । कुछ कहने लायक ही नहीं है हम । कहने को तो यह कहानी थ्रीलर है पर जो प्रेम दर्शाया है आपने सनवीर और डिंपल गर्ल के बीच या जो भावनाएं हमें दिखाई दे रही है अंजली की... वह कहानी को एक सर्वश्रेष्ठ रोमांटिक कहानी की ओर ले जा रही है ।
प्रत्येक अपडेट के अंत में शायरी और कविता... हमेशा से ही इस कहानी की आत्मा रही है । इसे कोई नकार नहीं सकता ।

ब्रिलिएंट अपडेट वि जे भाई ।

wow.. jin logon ke saath mujhe rakha hai aapne,ye bas aapka badappan hai..mai bas apni kalpana ko alag alag tarikon se likhne ki koshish karta hun...

yunhi saath bane rahiye

 

[vj4u]

वाह
ना लफ्ज़ है ना अल्फाज़ है
तारीफ़ में क्या कहूँ
यह पल यह लम्हा ला जवाब है

Fantastic update..bhai

Bhai agli bar ye scene pura kar dena bhale do din jyada leke 2 update sath me dena plz..

Extraordinary and lovely update sir g

कमाल लाजवाब और इस अपडेट को पढ़ कर ऐसा लगता है कि प्रशंसा के लिए शब्दों का अभाव सा हो गया है वि जे भाई।।।।

Waqayi m alfaz nahi mil rahe h kuch kehne k liye
Wow superb fantastic update brother

Teri khwahisho par apna sab kuch vaar jaanu main
Teri chahat par sab kuch Jeet yaa sab kuch haar jau main
Tu ek baar maang ke to dekh ye zindgi bhi tujh par nisaar jau main

Sanvy naa apni maa ki baat taalta hai aur naa ab new girl ki baat taal paa raha hai.

Kahin ise pyar hua to nahin hai.

very nice update bhai

Fabulous update bhai

Finaly apna hero limelight mai to aya ab dakhte he king banta he nhi coz apna hero nd writer sahab ka writing hi kuch or he kab kya ho jaye koi nhi kahesakta waiting for next

Mind blowing update sir g .

Ap ki explanation skill great he sir g..

Wonderful update bhai

Salo ki dhang se kutai ki ya nahi aap ye batao pehle story baad me unki gand ka gubaara banaya ya nahi aapne ese logo ki to esi halat karni chahiye ki apni wife ko chune se bhi unki gand fate Holi jese festival ko ganda kar diya hai

Awesome update.

Fantastic update bhai ji

Superb and fantastic update bro

Advance congratulations to achieve a milestone of completion of 60 pages...

Nice update

Lovely update bro

Bhai phly toh jo hwa us pr faisla jo ap ne kia or jo hwa

Its advice 4 me

Baki update abhe prha nahe h jo k ap k kafi le8 info ki wja sae mae bor ho rha tha toh mae k6 intertain hony k lye dhondha jo prh k enjoy kr sako toh kafi soch vichar k bd mae ne

"atitude2"

Mae ne ye part 1st kr k prhna start toh stop bhe nae kr saka or end tk prha or ab dubara
Prhna start kia jo k dubara prh k jo boring the wo khtm
mae un updates pae hu pr jha

RAZZ jo

KABHI ANGEL
toh
KABHI DEVIL

pr jb cheking k lye aya toh update a gya h

Or agy jb abhe tk mae ne prha nae h jo toh kya khu update awesome ho js mae koi shak nae h

Mae soch k he heran hu jb wo jo jaiden chowdhary h aye ga tb k6 dkhny ko mily ga ya bd mae

Lkn

Jo sanvy ab tk jetta a rha h jb hare ga tb

GOD jo k VIDEOUS ka b bap h

Tb kia startgy apnay ga sanvy waiting 4 it

Awesome updates

Wow great.

Bohat he zabaradast lajawab update waiting for next update the

Jabardasttt Updateee

Yeh pehli baar hogaa jab Sanvy ne kisi contest mein openly participate kiya ho aur usse jeeta bhi ho. Aur yeh sab hua sirf aur sirf Dimple ki wajah se. Dimple ke vaade ko pura karne ke liye hi Sanvy openly samne aaya hai.

Idher Dimple toh Sanvy se pyaar karne lagi hai. Tabhi toh uske aane ki baat sunke hi woh pre prom night mein aayi hai. Aur first challenge ke end mein apne dil ka haal bayan karte karte reh gayi. Dekhte hai second challenge kaisa hota hai aur kyaa B section ke launde koi kaand karenge yaa sab shanti aur hasi mazaak se hojayega

Awesome update bhai. Maza AA gya

Super update hai Bhai

nice1

Fantastic update

Ni

Nice update

chalo aapne bata diya ki ye dono raazi kaise as flashback wo bhi present situation ke saath
aur update mein indirectly dimple ne confess kar liya ki she love sanvy

about challenge

jo aapne challange bataya hai wakai mein real life mein bhi agar ye continue kiya jaaye toh participate karne waale bande ki haalath kharan ho jaaygi

story
ye toh confirm hai ki pre-prom sanvy aur dimple hi jeetenge but unke jeetne se kaafi logo ki jal jaayegi maybe jisme uske khaas dosto mein se ek sam ho aur rohan ki jalegi hi aur kya pata ki dono mil kar future harm karne ki koshish kare jisse thoda baut irritate jarror hoga sanvy but sambhal bhi lega

kya aapko pata hai vj bhai sirius naam ka college Melbourne aur school shyad russia mein hai

aise hi update dete rahiye update padh kar maza aa gaya
Thanks for such wonderful story

Congratulations for 600 waiting for your next update

for complete 600 page

For 600 pages

congratulations for complete of 600 pages

Superb update

Awesome update bro maza aa gaya sach me


Aur wo Last wala line really beautiful bro


Waiting for the next update bro

Perfect update ko perfect khayal per khatam Kia hain bhai. Lekin Party abhi Baqi hain. Aur ab to dono showstopper aa Gaye hain. Dekhna to Banta hain ki ab Kia Gul khilati hain yah jugalbandi is Haseen Raat me. Kia Veronica ka guess सही hoga magar guess kahna ghalat hoga jis confidence se unhone Bola Hai to shayad unko Pata Hai ki what have to come out of box...

Awesome update bhai waiting for next update

Nice update

thanks brothers...be along...

 

[vj4u]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF VERONICA APNI INDIRECT BAATON SE PEHLE SANVY AUR PHIR DIMPLE KO PRE-PROM ME JAANE KE LIYE MANA LETI HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF PRE-PROM KA FIRST CHALLENGE PURA HO CHUKA HAI JISME SANVY AUR DIMPLE SABHI PARTICIPANTS SE BEHTER PERFORM KARTE HAIN.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-66

DATE-30TH SEPTEMBER


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-INDOOR STADIUM


PRE-PROM

THE NIGHT CONTINOUS






ALRIGHT.. ALRIGHT...CALM DOWN STUDENTS....

lagataar hooting se gunj raha pura stadium MISS ki awaaz se kuch shaant ho gaya tha...

first round ke pure hone ke baad baari aayi thi un 10 boys aur 10 girls ke naam announce karne ki jinhone khudko second challenge ke liye qualify kar liya tha..

ab tak 8 boys aur itne hi qualified girls ke naam bata chuki thi MISS aur har naam ke baad us selected student ka group shout kar raha tha...

last do naam second position waale participants ke the which were none other than ANJALI aur and SAMEER...

kuch waqt pehle tak school ke sabse happening couple reh chuke the dono...

aur aaj ek saath second position me aane ki wajah se dono ke liye hooting bhi kaafi zor se hui thi...

anyways,mike par MISS ki awaaz ne us shor ko shaant kar diya tha jiske baad...


MISS-and now,name of the two students jinka first challenge me performance sabse acha raha hai....

girls me it's DIMPLE BATRA & for the boys...well,well,well...look who we have in the first place...

SANVEER AHARYA....

HOOOOOOOO.......


naa kisi academic event me kabhi pehle hissa liya tha maine aur naahi kisi aur curricular activity me sharik hua tha mai..

par phir bhi jab MISS ne NEW GIRL ke baad mera naam liya toh aise gunj utha pura stadium maano unke favourite celeb ka naam pukara gaya ho...

shayad is saal ittafaq se hi sahi par mera CRICKET khelna,usme meri performance aur phir DEHRADUN ke dusre top schools ke naami bachon ke saath hui meri ladhayi aur un sabme baitha mera dar joki kisi aag jaisi news ki tarah hamare school me bhi faila tha,meri credibility ko badha diya tha usne...

anyways, us zordaar hooting ke beech ek dusre ko pal bhar ke liye dekhne ke baad mai aur new girl bhi baaki selected students ke line ki taraf badh chale the...

EKPREET,NITS,RAJAT aur ab mai...

first challenge ke 10 qualified boys students me se 4 toh hamare hi group se the...

wahin B section se bhi ROHAN ke saath saath NEERAJ aur ALOK bhi second challenge ke liye qualify kar gaye the...

sirf ek hi class ke dono sections se total 7 students select hue the joki choti baat kahin se bhi nahi thi..

aaj se pehle kisi pre-prom night me aisa nahi hua tha...

waise is record me girls bhi piche nahi the...NEW GIRL ke saath saath ANJALI aur RASHI bhi the jinhone second challenge ke liye qualify kiya hua tha...

wahin B section se bhi do girls ne ye kaarnama kar dikhaya tha...

anyways, hum selected 10 boys aur girls chhatkar alag khade ho chuke the aur aisa hote hi...


ANSHUMALA MISS-so now,we all move to our second challenge jiska naam hai....

SHERLOCK...


second challenge ka naam sunkar chownke toh sabhi the..

kya tha ye SHERLOCK,kisi ko pata toh nahi tha par jo bhi hoga,mind related hi hoga,iska andaza tha sabhi ko...

wahin students ke faces par aayi confusion waale bhaav chuppe nahi thi MISS se...


ANSHUMALA MISS-abhi se confuse ho gaye.. save it guyz kyunki jab challenge elaborate karungi toh is expression ka daayra aur badhega...

so SHERLOCK...naam sunkar is naam se jude kirdaar ke baare me and most importantly, uski main qualities toh dimag me ghum hi gayi hogi aapki...

unhi qualities me se ek hi challenge hai aap sabka...

any prediction.... what it's gonna be...!!!

DIMPLE-PREDICTION...

ANSHUMALA MISS-wow... aap toh beta pehle hi challenge mode me aa gaye ho...

that is correct...

prediction.....SHERLOCK HOLMES ka sabse bada hathiyar...

kehte hain ki kisi ko bhi dekh bhar ke uski life ke sabse important aspects,uske secrets jo usne kisi se bhi share nahi kiye honge kabhi, woh 1 minute ke andar hi bata dete the...

and his prediction used to be 99 percent bang on...

aisa hi kuch aap sabko aaj ek dusre ke saath karna hai...

ek bowl me hum aap sabke names ki chits daalenge aur phir mai ek baar me 2 chits nikaalungi...

jo bhi do naam un chits me honge,woh dono participants ek dusre ke saamne aayenge and one by one,they will predict stuffs about the other one...

kul paanch statements dene hain har participants ko saamne waale par..ye statements ya phir ye kahun ki predictions kuch bhi ho sakte hain bas obvious baaten nahi joki saamne waale ne pehle se share ki ho...

ye prediction statements aap sabko current aur just recent past ki hi karni hai,not about something very old...

un 5 statements me se jin 8 participants ke,as in 4 boys aur itne hi girls k sabse zyada correct prediction honge,they will march into the next and final challenge of tonight...

so ready....

OHHHHHH.....


the challenge was tough...dekha jaaye toh opponent par tukka sa lagana saamne waale ko joki sahi hi ho,ye asaan nahi tha...

isiliye 20 participants toh shaant hi rahe the par audience jinka daayra ab first challenge ke baad kaafu badh chuka tha,they all became very excited...

unhi sabke excitement bhari awaaz se gunj utha tha pura stadium...

anyways,yahan students shor machane me busy the aur wahan MISS ke saath khade volunteering kar rahe teachers ne sabhi participants ke naam chit me likhkar bowl me daal bhi diya tha..

aisa hote hi us bowl ko lekar MISS centre par rakhe gaye ek 4 feet unche stool ke paas pahunchi aur us bowl ko uspar rakh diya...

bowl rakh ek ek kar do chits nikaale unhone aur...


ANSHUMALA MISS-and the first two participants are NITENDRA and NEERAJ...

ROHAN-go for it NEERAJ... prediction bhale hi GALATH ho par saale ka insult karne ka isse better mouka nahi milega tujhe...

jo chaahe bol gaandu ko,aaj toh SANVY bhi kuch kar nahi paayega...

NEERAJ-mutual feelings bro...maine bhi yahi socha hua hai...

ALOK-par brake ka dhyan bhi rakhiyo be..kuch bhi bol sakta hai,ye soch kar line cross na kar diyo warna saamne ANSHUMALA MISS hain,yaad rakhiyo...

jitni cute personality hai unki,dimag utna hi garam bhi hai...

kuch zyada GALATH bol diya toh sabke saamne pel dengi tereko...

NEERAJ-jaise pichle saal tujhe pela tha...pata hai hai be mujhe kya aur kitna bolna hai...

NITS-bhai,agle pre-prom me entry maarega ke...


NITS jiska naam anounce hote hi bharpoor taaliyan baji thi,woh pehle hi stool aur bowl ke ek taraf khada ho chuka th...

wahin uski baat par NEERAJ usse ghurta hua uski taraf chal pada...

agle kuch seconds me NEERAJ aur NITS bowl aur stool de divide hote hue ek dusre ke saamne khade the...

wahin ANSHUMALA MISS pehle hi dono ke centre me khadi thi...


ANSHUMALA MISS-all the best guyz...so,who will predict first...???

NITS-tu bol le bhai...


NITS ki baat sun ek evil smile naach uthi thi NEERAJ ke face par...


NEERAJ man me-saale, aisi insult karunga aaj mai teri ki predict chhod,apni baari me mooh kholne ke liye zubaan bhi ladhkhadayegi teri...

ANSHUMALA MISS-ok then NEERAJ...you can go first...


ANSHUMALA MISS ki baat puri hote hi apne smile ko carry karte hue NITS ke ird gird dheemi chaal ke saath gol ghuma NEERAJ..

is beech NITS ke over jacket ko peep sa kiya tha usne..

anyways,peep karne ke baad phir apni position me wapas aakar khada ho gaya NEERAJ...


NEERAJ-ARROW SELF DESIGN SINGLE BREASTED TUXEDO...

nice choice buddy... bilkul apni personality ko suit karne waala tuxedo kharida hai tune...

cheap...

par isme teri bhi kya galti...!!!! jitni aukaad hogi, utni ki hi toh dress dilwa sakenge na parents...

khair,chehre par tere make-up bhi kiya hua hai tune...!!!gazab...par salon ya parlour touch toh nahi lag raha tere thobde par...

fair and lovely, handsome ya aisi hi koi local cream se khud ko touch up diya hai tune..

again,teri kya galti... jitna bas me hoga,utne budget ka hi toh makeup karega na tu...

honda city me aaya hai tu....aur bhi kayi jagah ussi car me spot kiya hai maine tujhe...

par i can bet ki woh car teri personal nahi hai...papa ki hogi jo unhone down payment dekar kharidi hogi...

really,i mean seriously...13,14 lakh ki car bhala kaun kishton me kharidata hai...

anyways maine dekha ki yahan indoor stadium me aate hi girls ko check out karna shuru kar diya tha tune...

prediction toh mai jaanta hi ki ye sahin hi hai but saath me ek advice bhi leta jaa...

try mat kar... tere wallet ki hadh se bahar hai yahan par moujud har ladki...

lastly,ye dekh, mere wallet ko aur uski condition...ye hai arista vault wallet...price 10 thousand rupees...

aur iske andar,ye dekh...amex gold charge card hai ye...limit 2 lakh ki hai iski...

isse chhod kuch chilhar bhi hai kere paas..wait,i will count..oh,10 thousand,only...aaj thoda cash kam ho gaya hai..

yaar,thoda bohot cash udhaar de naa..zyada nahi, 10 thousand extra will do...

par mujhe nahi lagta ki 10 kya,5 bhi honge tere paas...


NEERAJ ki baat sun kuch kaha nahi NITS ne aur ye dekh...


NEERAJ-kya hua...???sach bola kya maine...!!!i thought so....

dekhen toh,kitna hai..


turant NITS ke paas pahunch uske tuxedo ke right taraf haath daal wahan rakha purse ek jhatke me nikaal liya NEERAJ ne...

uski ye harkat bilkul pasand nahi aayi thi MISS ko par challenge continuity me tha isiliye shaant hi rahi woh..


NEERAJ-woooo..ye kya brand hai bhai...al fascino....kya baat hai.. Spanish,haan...

wow,but ek second..ye kaisa spanish brand hai jisne apna mark GALATH taraf likha hai...

oh teri, duplicate maal hai be ye toh...chagan laal accessories shop se toh nahi liya isse tune..

lag toh wahin ka raha hai... anyways,apne ko kya.. apne ko toh cash se matlab hai...


ye bol purse open kiya usne aur aisa karte hi...


NEERAJ-ye kya...!!! sirf do hazar.. seriously...abbe itna toh din ka kharcha hai mera... woh bhi tab jab adjust karke chalta hun mai...

anyways,baaki predictions ki tarah ye panchwi aur last prediction bhi sach hi hui meri...

right ma'am...!!!!

WOOOOO.... THAT' WAS ALL BELOW THE BELT DUDE....


NEERAJ ke remark ko sun jahan ek taraf NITS shaant hi raha,dusri taraf the students ya phir ye kahun ki ROHAN and friends jinhone NEERAJ ki har baat ya phir ye kahun ki insult par hooting ki thi...

wahin teesri taraf thi ANSHUMALA MISS jo ab tak kisi tarah shaant khadi thi par NEERAJ ke aakhri remark ko sun khudse control chhut gaya unka...


ANSHUMALA MISS-you are so wrong NEERAJ..sirf prediction karne ke maamle me hi nahi balki as a person,bohot GALATH ho tum..

you are disqualified...

NEERAJ-but why MISS...???prediction dene ka challenge tha aur wahi toh kar raha tha mai...

ANSHUMALA MISS-nopes..tum NITENDRA ko neecha dikhane ki koshish kar rahe the..par trust me,jo bhi log yahan proper mind aur heart carry karte hain,unhe tumhare remarks se fark nahi padega aur jinhe bhi tumhari baatein sunkar maza aaya hai,unpar aur unhe mili parwarish par taras aata hai mujhe...

ab isse pehle ki i throw you out of this stadium,apni jagah par jaakar khade ho jaao...


MISS ki baat se jaise koi fark pada hi nahi NEERAJ ko..jo mission tha uska,to humiliate NITS, woh jo pura ho chuka tha..

sir jhuka ek halki smile carry karte hue woh apni jagah par jaane ke liye palta hi tha ki tabhi...


NITS-ek minute bhai..kahan chale...???MISS ye bhale hi disqualify ho gaya hai par meri baari toh abhi baaki hai...

i also wanna predict....

ANSHUMALA MISS-sure..ho ahead...

GO FOR IT, BROTHER...AND DONT HESITATE... THODA BHI NAHI....


MISS bhi jaanti thi ki NITS yunhi toh chhodega nahi NEERAJ ko isiliye turant NITS ki baat maan gayi woh..

wahin MISS ke approval ko sun maine ek dahad si maari thi..aur us awaaz ka impact aur meri aankhon me dikh rahi intensity kuch aisi thi jisse dekh NEERAJ aur usse thode door khade uske group members halke dar se gaye the...


ANSHUMALA MISS-yes NITENDRA...i agree with SANVEER...don't hesitate...


ek hari jhandi si de di thi MISS ne NITS ko jisse sun bright smile se khil utha tha uska face..

haathon ko aapas me rub kiya usne aur theek NEERAJ ki tarah uske ird gird ek chakkar lagaya usne jiske baad...


NITS-hmm...

designer GAURAV GUPTA'S black metalic orbit tuxedo...kya baat hai bhai.. national level jiske clothe lines bollywood me bhi pehni jaati hai,usse pehna hua hai tune...!!! right...!!!

NEERAJ-ofcourse..a suit you can never afford...


bade garv se apne tuxedo ko pull off kiya tha NEERAJ ne jiske baad...


NITS-ye toh hai..waise tere dress ke baare me bohot se students baat kar rahe hain..

mai bhi karta agar ye.....original hoti...


NITS ke pause lene ke baad boli baat ko sun hadbada sa gaya tha NEERAJ...


NEERAJ-what do you mean,agar ye original hoti...!!!ye original hi hai...and by the way, tujhe designer suits ke baare me kya pata...???

NITS-zyada nahi,par itna zaroor maalum hai ki har designer ka sirf initial hi uske designed dress par nahi hota balki us initial mark ki position bhi accurate aur fixed hoti hai..

jaise ki GAURAV GUPTA ka originally designed dress...G.G naam ka uska initial dress ke color crack me exact centre point par hota hai...

par tere dress me ye initials color me toh hai par halka sa neeche...

that's why,it cannot be the original...


G.G ka woh signature behadh chota hota tha aur kyunki woh likha chota sa signature color me jispar nazar aam taur par padni hi nahi hai kisiki, isiliye hi NEERAJ ne woh dress kharida tha...

par uski soch GALATH saabit hui thi...


NITS-aur haan, wakayi sasti tuxedo pehni hai maine par hai ye original...middle class hun mai par teri tarah wanna be aur fake show off nahi karta...


jahan ek taraf NITS ki baat ko sun pure stadium me gossip shuru ho chuki thi wahin dusri taraf NITS ne SANVY ko ek wink kiya...

aakhir SANVY ka hi toh observation tha ye...ye aur aage jo bhi batane waala tha NITS,woh sab...

waise NITS ke wink ko DIMPLE ne dekh liya tha jispar sir shake karte hue smile karne lag gayi thi woh...


NITS-waise bhai, agar pet zyada kharab hai toh esaf ghol manga deta hun...

yahan D.J ke awaaz ke beech kahin teri gas leak ho gayi toh sound malfunction na jo jaaye...

HAHAHAHA....


jahan NITS ke is second prediction ko sun students aur unke saath ANSHUMALA MISS bhi hasne lag gayi thi wahin NEERAJ ka eye sharm se jhukne laga tha...


NEERAJ-how did you know...???

MAI-abbe jab se aaya hai, khaane ke har counter ko dekh bhikari waali shakal bana raha hai tu...

ab tere jaise mota genda jisse haram ka khaane me maza aata ho,fokat ka khaane me mooh bana raha ho toh kaaran pet ki gadbadi hi hogi naa...

HAHAHAHA....


NITS ke remark ko sun ek baar phirse pura stadium hasi se gunj utha tha...


NITS-waise ek baat hai... tuxedo bhale hi first copy pehni hai tune par kamsekam hai toh ye teri hi..

unlike your shoes jinhe maang kar pehna hai tune...

NEERAJ-what nonsense...!!!

NITS-nonsense..really...!!!!tere pair ka size 9 hai par jo joote pehne hue hain tune,unka size 10 hai...

dono taraf front me chota sa kapda daal size adjust kiya hai tune...

aur itni magaj maari sirf isiliye kyunki they are JIMMY CHOO...

fake show off karne ke liye extra accessory...

waise mai ye bhi bata sakta hun ki ye joote tere baap ke nahi hain...

reason... height...tere dad ki height hai 5,7...ab itne height waale ka foot size 10 toh hone se raha...

ye tere bade bhai ke shoes hain..aur jitna licchad insaan tera bada bhai hai,us hisaab se toh is shoe ke liye tune literally bheek maangi hogi uske aage..

ab batao..itna rahees hone ka kaa faayda hua jab paise hokar bhi bheek maangni padh rahi ho...

but it even makes sense...import export me hain naa dad tere...

do numbri aur government se thag kar chori kiye hue paise kamaoge phir hazam toh hone se raha...

NEERAJ-hey watch out.....!!!!

NITS-and why so...!!!tu mere baap ke middle class hone ka mazak udaayega aur mai nahi...

that's not fare buddy...

waise,ek baat aur bataun...haan,mera baap middle class hai...din raat chakki chala chala kar mera ghar bhi chalata hai aur mujhe SIRIUS jaise respectable institution me padhata bhi hai..

in sabke baad savings itni bachti hi nahi ki HONDA CITY cash me kharide woh...

but you know,what...!!!i am proud of my dad...!!!for the person he is..

aur khaas kar isiliye kyunki mere ghar me jo bhi kama kar laate hain woh, it's white...mere baap ki imandari aur khhudari waale pasine ki mehek aati hai mere pure ghar se...

WOOHHH...PHEWWWEWW....NAILED IT BRO....

whistle, clapping aur hooting se gunj utha tha pura stadium jisse sun NEERAJ aur door khade uske supporters ka face ab pura hi jhuk chuka tha...


ANSHUMALA MISS-NITENDRA BHATNAGAR...

NITS-yes MISS...

ANSHUMALA MISS-proud of you...

NITS-thanks miss...

ANSHUMALA MISS-alright then...toh ye second challenge wakayi ek unexpected way me shuru hua hai..

jahan ek taraf pehla participant as in NEERAJ disqualify ho chuka hai wahin NITENDRA has passed with full marks...

5 me 5 bang on prediction kiya hai isne that means you my boy have qualified for the final challenge...

NITS-thanks MISS...


khush hote hue tezi se hamari taraf badha NITS aur mujhe zor se gale laga liya usne...

NITS-thanks bhai...naa sirf challenge jeetwane ke liye balki baaki ki raat kisi humiliation ka centre point banane se bachane ke liye bhi...


dheere se mere kaan me fusfusaya tha NITS jispar haste hue uski peeth thapthapayi maine ...


ANSHUMALA-alright then...the next two participants are...


iske baad do random naam saamne aaye the jinka ek dusre ko lekar prediction bhi utna hi random tha...

waise ye silsila un dono par hi nahi thama ..unke baad aaye 6 aur jodiyon ka bhi haal kuch same hi tha including most of the selected members of our group..

ab hamare group se girls me bas ANJALI aur NEW GIRL bache the aur boys me bas mai aur SAM...


ANSHUMALA MISS-alright then...now we are down to aur last 4 contestent...


chaar me se pehli do parchi nikaalne ke beech apni baat kahi thi MISS ne...


ANSHUMALA MISS-wow...now this is gonna be interesting...

two buddies who will compete against each other...

so,the next two participants are SAMEER CHANDER and SANVEER AHARYA...

OHHHHHHHH...


MISS ke naam lete hi ab tak ke sabse bade hoot se gunj utha tha STADIUM..

par dekhne waali baat ye thi ki kisi bhi tarah ke competition me hamesha SAMEER ko back karti thi girls...

par aaj aisa nahi hua...GO SANVY ke loud shout out ke saath mera housla badhane me lag chuki thi stadium me moujud zyada tar girls...

anyways,kuch hi palon me hum dono hi MISS ke dono taraf khade ho chuke the...


ANSHUMALA MISS-so, who's gonna start...

SANVY, SAM....

maine SAM ka aur SAM ne mera naam le liya tha aur ye sun...


ANSHUMALA MISS-arre..koi ek hi toh round start karega naa...

SAM-i am going second...SANVY start karega...

MAI-start karega..!!!sounds like compulsion joki suit na hota bhai apne ko...mai nahi jaa raha first...

ANSHUMALA MISS-well in that case... let's start with a different prediction round...select,empty aur full...

apne dono mutthi ko band rakh haath cross kar hum dono ke saamne kar diye the MISS ne..


ek haath me unke sikka tha and the other one was empty..kisme sikka tha aur kaun sa khaali,hume sahi prediction dena tha...


MAI-right palm is full...

ANSHUMALA MISS-correct... SAMEER, you have to go first...


abhi SAM MISS ke haaw bhaav read karne ki koshish kar hi raha tha ki tabhi maine jawab de diya joki sahi tha...

kandhe jhuka ek lambi saans chhodne ke beech SAM pehle predict karne ke liye ready ho gaya...


SAM-bohot classy tuxedo pehna hai bhai tune par ye trendy nahi hai, semi vintage hai...i think it's your dad's...!!!

MAI-true...

SAM-kal tak pre-prom me aane ke liye tak ready nahi tha tu aur aaj naa sirf tu yahan hai balki for the very first time,you are competing in it...

aunty is one the main reason behind it,right...!!!

MAI-right...

SAM-issi statement ko next prediction me carry forward karte hue i would like to add ki tu yahan aayega,iska faisla bhi tune aaj hi ya phir zyada se zyada kal liya hoga...

MAI-true...

ANSHUMALA MISS-great going SAM...just two more to go...

SAM-mmmm...NITS...NITS abhi tak is round ke sabse aage hai..par iska reason woh khud nahi,tu hai...NEERAJ ke liye kya kya bolna hai,ye tune usse bataya tha...in a way,you didn't just save him but literally placed him in the top... right..!!!

MAI-half...mujhe maalum tha ki NEERAJ apne true character waala face yahan dikhayega..

aur agar woh waisa kare tab hi NITS uski negetive details share kare,aisa kaha tha maine...

waise zaroorat padhne par apne har friend ki madad karta hi hun mai..

aur ye baat tujhse behter kaun jaan sakta hai...tere thobde ke saath is champ waale tag ki haalat bigaadne se kitni baar bachayi hai maine...

warna ab tak train me viglang logon ke kote me tere naam ka registration bhi ho chuka hota...

HAHAHAHA....


jahan meri baat sun sabhi zor se has pade the wahin SAM ke face me ek pal ke liye sharmindagi dikhne lagi thi..

aisa kuch karne aur kehne ka irada nahi tha mera.. par jo SAM ne kaha,usne ek pal me hi NITS se uske performance ka credit chhin liya tha usse..


isiliye reality check diya tha maine SAM ko...

par is reality check ne aane waale kuch palon ke liye uski mati ka main door band kar diya tha...


SAM-bhai lag aaj tu bohot handsome raha hai..i mean yahan moujud lagbhag saari girls tujhe dekh rahi hain including one of the hottest girls of our school which also happens to be MY EX...ANJALI....

ya we have broke up par phir bhi,usne ek baar mujhe tak theek se dekha nahi but tere par glance uski baaki girls ki tarah hi rahi hai...

but you my friend, hamesha ki tarah aaj bhi lagbhag sabhi ko avoid sa kiya hai tune...

ab iske piche toh sirf do reasons hi ho sakte hain..

pehla toh ye ki koi hogi idhar jisse impress karne ke chakkar me baaki sabko avoid karta aaya hai tu or....

woh kya line tha us gaane ka...haan...

bas yahi apradh mai har baar karta hun... aadmi hun aadmi se pyar karta hun...


eye wink karte hue kahi thi ye baat SAM be jispar baaki sabka reaction toh general hi raha par NEERAJ and group jo NITS ke prediction se aur ye jaankar ki maine usse woh sab bolne ke liye bola tha,chide hue the mujhse,zor se has pade the woh sab...


SAM-it was just a prediction...no hard feelings bro...

MAI-none talen...waise jo sach hai, bhale hi woh negetive kyun na ho, accept kar le,asli mard woh hota hai...

ANSHUMALA MISS-ALRIGHT then...SANVY, your turn...

MAI-tabiyat sahi hai teri..dimag ki baat nahi kar raha,woh toh tere maamle me externally lailaaj hai,but internally you have a mild cold...

bhari aankhein jinhe tu sabse chhupa chuppa kar baar baar poch raha hai, nail colour jo apna natural whiteness 5 percent tak kho chuke hain, awaaz jo normal naa hokar halki kharkhari hai, first challenge ke second task par ghutno me ubhra pain, the proper term for your illness is rhinovirus...

waise you are on medication which includes either is
oxymetazoline or phenylephrine...

SAM-true...

ANSHUMALA MISS-not bad SANVEER...mujhe nahi pata tha ki you are so much into biology...

MAI-aisa nahi hai MISS...bas iske body symptoms par gour kiya tha maine...

curiosity ke liye i googled isiliye pata hai mujhe...

ANSHUMALA MISS-smart...

MAI-waise toh tu apne daily exercise schedule ke saath comprise kabhi nahi karta,par aaj skip kiya hai tune...

aur reason tera cold nahi balki ye night hai jisme apna best lagna chahta tha tu..

SAM-how do you know that..???

MAI-aaj se pehle bhi kayi random events me physical challenge ke liye participate kiya hai tune par unlike others, kyunki tu exercises me regular bhi hai aur khudpar hard bhi isiliye legs kabhi strech nahi kiye tune, unlike today...

SAM-true...

MAI-agle teen predictions ek dusre se jude hue hain...

firstly,you are very desperate to win today aur aisa tu apne sake ke liye nahi balki SIRIUS ke history me rahe sabse honhar student ke takkar ka banane ke liye karna chahta hai..MR JAIDEN CHOWDHARY...

secondly,unlike a true champion,tu dara hua hai.. bohot zyada dara hua hai...

kyunki shuru se hi you have been visualizing your defeat..

and finally,apne dar aur usse paida hue frustration ko kam karne ke liye baaki girls, ANJALI aur mere manhood par non succesful neech comment kiya tune...

and for your comment, baaki girls ka toh pata nahi par teri X ANI ne dekha tha tujhe..

par casually jaise kisi bhi random bande ko dekha jaata hai...

aur ye GALATH bhi nahi hai...random se zyada hai hi kya tu...!!!

simplicity ka choga pehne ek wanna be champion jo asal life ke kisi soul looser se zyada kuch bhi nahi....

apne prediction ka kota byaaj ke saath pura kar liya tha maine...

isiliye apni last line bol wapas apne place me jaane ke liye mooda hi tha mai ki phir rook SAM ke taraf ghoom...


MAI-these were all just predictions...no hard feelings bro....




jawabon par sawal ho toh man me dobara RAT LENA...

agla challenge samajh naa aaye toh ache bacche ki tarah chup chaap KAT LENA...

shuru tune kiya aur khatm maine....

jaise maine nahi liya, dil par apne tu bhi kuch MAT LENA...









AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...






AAPKA APNA V...J...

 

[Shani khan]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF VERONICA APNI INDIRECT BAATON SE PEHLE SANVY AUR PHIR DIMPLE KO PRE-PROM ME JAANE KE LIYE MANA LETI HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF PRE-PROM KA FIRST CHALLENGE PURA HO CHUKA HAI JISME SANVY AUR DIMPLE SABHI PARTICIPANTS SE BEHTER PERFORM KARTE HAIN.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-66

DATE-30TH SEPTEMBER


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-INDOOR STADIUM


PRE-PROM

THE NIGHT CONTINOUS






ALRIGHT.. ALRIGHT...CALM DOWN STUDENTS....

lagataar hooting se gunj raha pura stadium MISS ki awaaz se kuch shaant ho gaya tha...

first round ke pure hone ke baad baari aayi thi un 10 boys aur 10 girls ke naam announce karne ki jinhone khudko second challenge ke liye qualify kar liya tha..

Bhai kamal kr dyta.

Sanvy nae SAM k 7

Lkn

Kya hum dosti mae daga bazi SAM ki dkhy gay kya?

 

[Kala Nag]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF VERONICA APNI INDIRECT BAATON SE PEHLE SANVY AUR PHIR DIMPLE KO PRE-PROM ME JAANE KE LIYE MANA LETI HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF PRE-PROM KA FIRST CHALLENGE PURA HO CHUKA HAI JISME SANVY AUR DIMPLE SABHI PARTICIPANTS SE BEHTER PERFORM KARTE HAIN.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(THE ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-66

DATE-30TH SEPTEMBER


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-INDOOR STADIUM


PRE-PROM

THE NIGHT CONTINOUS






ALRIGHT.. ALRIGHT...CALM DOWN STUDENTS....

lagataar hooting se gunj raha pura stadium MISS ki awaaz se kuch shaant ho gaya tha...

first round ke pure hone ke baad baari aayi thi un 10 boys aur 10 girls ke naam announce karne ki jinhone khudko second challenge ke liye qualify kar liya tha..

ab tak 8 boys aur itne hi qualified girls ke naam bata chuki thi MISS aur har naam ke baad us selected student ka group shout kar raha tha...

last do naam second position waale participants ke the which were none other than ANJALI aur and SAMEER...

kuch waqt pehle tak school ke sabse happening couple reh chuke the dono...

aur aaj ek saath second position me aane ki wajah se dono ke liye hooting bhi kaafi zor se hui thi...

anyways,mike par MISS ki awaaz ne us shor ko shaant kar diya tha jiske baad...


MISS-and now,name of the two students jinka first challenge me performance sabse acha raha hai....

girls me it's DIMPLE BATRA & for the boys...well,well,well...look who we have in the first place...

SANVEER AHARYA....

HOOOOOOOO.......


naa kisi academic event me kabhi pehle hissa liya tha maine aur naahi kisi aur curricular activity me sharik hua tha mai..

par phir bhi jab MISS ne NEW GIRL ke baad mera naam liya toh aise gunj utha pura stadium maano unke favourite celeb ka naam pukara gaya ho...

shayad is saal ittafaq se hi sahi par mera CRICKET khelna,usme meri performance aur phir DEHRADUN ke dusre top schools ke naami bachon ke saath hui meri ladhayi aur un sabme baitha mera dar joki kisi aag jaisi news ki tarah hamare school me bhi faila tha,meri credibility ko badha diya tha usne...

anyways, us zordaar hooting ke beech ek dusre ko pal bhar ke liye dekhne ke baad mai aur new girl bhi baaki selected students ke line ki taraf badh chale the...

EKPREET,NITS,RAJAT aur ab mai...

first challenge ke 10 qualified boys students me se 4 toh hamare hi group se the...

wahin B section se bhi ROHAN ke saath saath NEERAJ aur ALOK bhi second challenge ke liye qualify kar gaye the...

sirf ek hi class ke dono sections se total 7 students select hue the joki choti baat kahin se bhi nahi thi..

aaj se pehle kisi pre-prom night me aisa nahi hua tha...

waise is record me girls bhi piche nahi the...NEW GIRL ke saath saath ANJALI aur RASHI bhi the jinhone second challenge ke liye qualify kiya hua tha...

wahin B section se bhi do girls ne ye kaarnama kar dikhaya tha...

anyways, hum selected 10 boys aur girls chhatkar alag khade ho chuke the aur aisa hote hi...


ANSHUMALA MISS-so now,we all move to our second challenge jiska naam hai....

SHERLOCK...


second challenge ka naam sunkar chownke toh sabhi the..

kya tha ye SHERLOCK,kisi ko pata toh nahi tha par jo bhi hoga,mind related hi hoga,iska andaza tha sabhi ko...

wahin students ke faces par aayi confusion waale bhaav chuppe nahi thi MISS se...


ANSHUMALA MISS-abhi se confuse ho gaye.. save it guyz kyunki jab challenge elaborate karungi toh is expression ka daayra aur badhega...

so SHERLOCK...naam sunkar is naam se jude kirdaar ke baare me and most importantly, uski main qualities toh dimag me ghum hi gayi hogi aapki...

unhi qualities me se ek hi challenge hai aap sabka...

any prediction.... what it's gonna be...!!!

DIMPLE-PREDICTION...

ANSHUMALA MISS-wow... aap toh beta pehle hi challenge mode me aa gaye ho...

that is correct...

prediction.....SHERLOCK HOLMES ka sabse bada hathiyar...

kehte hain ki kisi ko bhi dekh bhar ke uski life ke sabse important aspects,uske secrets jo usne kisi se bhi share nahi kiye honge kabhi, woh 1 minute ke andar hi bata dete the...

and his prediction used to be 99 percent bang on...

aisa hi kuch aap sabko aaj ek dusre ke saath karna hai...

ek bowl me hum aap sabke names ki chits daalenge aur phir mai ek baar me 2 chits nikaalungi...

jo bhi do naam un chits me honge,woh dono participants ek dusre ke saamne aayenge and one by one,they will predict stuffs about the other one...

kul paanch statements dene hain har participants ko saamne waale par..ye statements ya phir ye kahun ki predictions kuch bhi ho sakte hain bas obvious baaten nahi joki saamne waale ne pehle se share ki ho...

ye prediction statements aap sabko current aur just recent past ki hi karni hai,not about something very old...

un 5 statements me se jin 8 participants ke,as in 4 boys aur itne hi girls k sabse zyada correct prediction honge,they will march into the next and final challenge of tonight...

so ready....

OHHHHHH.....


the challenge was tough...dekha jaaye toh opponent par tukka sa lagana saamne waale ko joki sahi hi ho,ye asaan nahi tha...

isiliye 20 participants toh shaant hi rahe the par audience jinka daayra ab first challenge ke baad kaafu badh chuka tha,they all became very excited...

unhi sabke excitement bhari awaaz se gunj utha tha pura stadium...

anyways,yahan students shor machane me busy the aur wahan MISS ke saath khade volunteering kar rahe teachers ne sabhi participants ke naam chit me likhkar bowl me daal bhi diya tha..

aisa hote hi us bowl ko lekar MISS centre par rakhe gaye ek 4 feet unche stool ke paas pahunchi aur us bowl ko uspar rakh diya...

bowl rakh ek ek kar do chits nikaale unhone aur...


ANSHUMALA MISS-and the first two participants are NITENDRA and NEERAJ...

ROHAN-go for it NEERAJ... prediction bhale hi GALATH ho par saale ka insult karne ka isse better mouka nahi milega tujhe...

jo chaahe bol gaandu ko,aaj toh SANVY bhi kuch kar nahi paayega...

NEERAJ-mutual feelings bro...maine bhi yahi socha hua hai...

ALOK-par brake ka dhyan bhi rakhiyo be..kuch bhi bol sakta hai,ye soch kar line cross na kar diyo warna saamne ANSHUMALA MISS hain,yaad rakhiyo...

jitni cute personality hai unki,dimag utna hi garam bhi hai...

kuch zyada GALATH bol diya toh sabke saamne pel dengi tereko...

NEERAJ-jaise pichle saal tujhe pela tha...pata hai hai be mujhe kya aur kitna bolna hai...

NITS-bhai,agle pre-prom me entry maarega ke...


NITS jiska naam anounce hote hi bharpoor taaliyan baji thi,woh pehle hi stool aur bowl ke ek taraf khada ho chuka th...

wahin uski baat par NEERAJ usse ghurta hua uski taraf chal pada...

agle kuch seconds me NEERAJ aur NITS bowl aur stool de divide hote hue ek dusre ke saamne khade the...

wahin ANSHUMALA MISS pehle hi dono ke centre me khadi thi...


ANSHUMALA MISS-all the best guyz...so,who will predict first...???

NITS-tu bol le bhai...


NITS ki baat sun ek evil smile naach uthi thi NEERAJ ke face par...


NEERAJ man me-saale, aisi insult karunga aaj mai teri ki predict chhod,apni baari me mooh kholne ke liye zubaan bhi ladhkhadayegi teri...

ANSHUMALA MISS-ok then NEERAJ...you can go first...


ANSHUMALA MISS ki baat puri hote hi apne smile ko carry karte hue NITS ke ird gird dheemi chaal ke saath gol ghuma NEERAJ..

is beech NITS ke over jacket ko peep sa kiya tha usne..

anyways,peep karne ke baad phir apni position me wapas aakar khada ho gaya NEERAJ...


NEERAJ-ARROW SELF DESIGN SINGLE BREASTED TUXEDO...

nice choice buddy... bilkul apni personality ko suit karne waala tuxedo kharida hai tune...

cheap...

par isme teri bhi kya galti...!!!! jitni aukaad hogi, utni ki hi toh dress dilwa sakenge na parents...

khair,chehre par tere make-up bhi kiya hua hai tune...!!!gazab...par salon ya parlour touch toh nahi lag raha tere thobde par...

fair and lovely, handsome ya aisi hi koi local cream se khud ko touch up diya hai tune..

again,teri kya galti... jitna bas me hoga,utne budget ka hi toh makeup karega na tu...

honda city me aaya hai tu....aur bhi kayi jagah ussi car me spot kiya hai maine tujhe...

par i can bet ki woh car teri personal nahi hai...papa ki hogi jo unhone down payment dekar kharidi hogi...

really,i mean seriously...13,14 lakh ki car bhala kaun kishton me kharidata hai...

anyways maine dekha ki yahan indoor stadium me aate hi girls ko check out karna shuru kar diya tha tune...

prediction toh mai jaanta hi ki ye sahin hi hai but saath me ek advice bhi leta jaa...

try mat kar... tere wallet ki hadh se bahar hai yahan par moujud har ladki...

lastly,ye dekh, mere wallet ko aur uski condition...ye hai arista vault wallet...price 10 thousand rupees...

aur iske andar,ye dekh...amex gold charge card hai ye...limit 2 lakh ki hai iski...

isse chhod kuch chilhar bhi hai kere paas..wait,i will count..oh,10 thousand,only...aaj thoda cash kam ho gaya hai..

yaar,thoda bohot cash udhaar de naa..zyada nahi, 10 thousand extra will do...

par mujhe nahi lagta ki 10 kya,5 bhi honge tere paas...


NEERAJ ki baat sun kuch kaha nahi NITS ne aur ye dekh...


NEERAJ-kya hua...???sach bola kya maine...!!!i thought so....

dekhen toh,kitna hai..


turant NITS ke paas pahunch uske tuxedo ke right taraf haath daal wahan rakha purse ek jhatke me nikaal liya NEERAJ ne...

uski ye harkat bilkul pasand nahi aayi thi MISS ko par challenge continuity me tha isiliye shaant hi rahi woh..


NEERAJ-woooo..ye kya brand hai bhai...al fascino....kya baat hai.. Spanish,haan...

wow,but ek second..ye kaisa spanish brand hai jisne apna mark GALATH taraf likha hai...

oh teri, duplicate maal hai be ye toh...chagan laal accessories shop se toh nahi liya isse tune..

lag toh wahin ka raha hai... anyways,apne ko kya.. apne ko toh cash se matlab hai...


ye bol purse open kiya usne aur aisa karte hi...


NEERAJ-ye kya...!!! sirf do hazar.. seriously...abbe itna toh din ka kharcha hai mera... woh bhi tab jab adjust karke chalta hun mai...

anyways,baaki predictions ki tarah ye panchwi aur last prediction bhi sach hi hui meri...

right ma'am...!!!!

WOOOOO.... THAT' WAS ALL BELOW THE BELT DUDE....


NEERAJ ke remark ko sun jahan ek taraf NITS shaant hi raha,dusri taraf the students ya phir ye kahun ki ROHAN and friends jinhone NEERAJ ki har baat ya phir ye kahun ki insult par hooting ki thi...

wahin teesri taraf thi ANSHUMALA MISS jo ab tak kisi tarah shaant khadi thi par NEERAJ ke aakhri remark ko sun khudse control chhut gaya unka...


ANSHUMALA MISS-you are so wrong NEERAJ..sirf prediction karne ke maamle me hi nahi balki as a person,bohot GALATH ho tum..

you are disqualified...

NEERAJ-but why MISS...???prediction dene ka challenge tha aur wahi toh kar raha tha mai...

ANSHUMALA MISS-nopes..tum NITENDRA ko neecha dikhane ki koshish kar rahe the..par trust me,jo bhi log yahan proper mind aur heart carry karte hain,unhe tumhare remarks se fark nahi padega aur jinhe bhi tumhari baatein sunkar maza aaya hai,unpar aur unhe mili parwarish par taras aata hai mujhe...

ab isse pehle ki i throw you out of this stadium,apni jagah par jaakar khade ho jaao...


MISS ki baat se jaise koi fark pada hi nahi NEERAJ ko..jo mission tha uska,to humiliate NITS, woh jo pura ho chuka tha..

sir jhuka ek halki smile carry karte hue woh apni jagah par jaane ke liye palta hi tha ki tabhi...


NITS-ek minute bhai..kahan chale...???MISS ye bhale hi disqualify ho gaya hai par meri baari toh abhi baaki hai...

i also wanna predict....

ANSHUMALA MISS-sure..ho ahead...

GO FOR IT, BROTHER...AND DONT HESITATE... THODA BHI NAHI....


MISS bhi jaanti thi ki NITS yunhi toh chhodega nahi NEERAJ ko isiliye turant NITS ki baat maan gayi woh..

wahin MISS ke approval ko sun maine ek dahad si maari thi..aur us awaaz ka impact aur meri aankhon me dikh rahi intensity kuch aisi thi jisse dekh NEERAJ aur usse thode door khade uske group members halke dar se gaye the...


ANSHUMALA MISS-yes NITENDRA...i agree with SANVEER...don't hesitate...


ek hari jhandi si de di thi MISS ne NITS ko jisse sun bright smile se khil utha tha uska face..

haathon ko aapas me rub kiya usne aur theek NEERAJ ki tarah uske ird gird ek chakkar lagaya usne jiske baad...


NITS-hmm...

designer GAURAV GUPTA'S black metalic orbit tuxedo...kya baat hai bhai.. national level jiske clothe lines bollywood me bhi pehni jaati hai,usse pehna hua hai tune...!!! right...!!!

NEERAJ-ofcourse..a suit you can never afford...


bade garv se apne tuxedo ko pull off kiya tha NEERAJ ne jiske baad...


NITS-ye toh hai..waise tere dress ke baare me bohot se students baat kar rahe hain..

mai bhi karta agar ye.....original hoti...


NITS ke pause lene ke baad boli baat ko sun hadbada sa gaya tha NEERAJ...


NEERAJ-what do you mean,agar ye original hoti...!!!ye original hi hai...and by the way, tujhe designer suits ke baare me kya pata...???

NITS-zyada nahi,par itna zaroor maalum hai ki har designer ka sirf initial hi uske designed dress par nahi hota balki us initial mark ki position bhi accurate aur fixed hoti hai..

jaise ki GAURAV GUPTA ka originally designed dress...G.G naam ka uska initial dress ke color crack me exact centre point par hota hai...

par tere dress me ye initials color me toh hai par halka sa neeche...

that's why,it cannot be the original...


G.G ka woh signature behadh chota hota tha aur kyunki woh likha chota sa signature color me jispar nazar aam taur par padni hi nahi hai kisiki, isiliye hi NEERAJ ne woh dress kharida tha...

par uski soch GALATH saabit hui thi...


NITS-aur haan, wakayi sasti tuxedo pehni hai maine par hai ye original...middle class hun mai par teri tarah wanna be aur fake show off nahi karta...


jahan ek taraf NITS ki baat ko sun pure stadium me gossip shuru ho chuki thi wahin dusri taraf NITS ne SANVY ko ek wink kiya...

aakhir SANVY ka hi toh observation tha ye...ye aur aage jo bhi batane waala tha NITS,woh sab...

waise NITS ke wink ko DIMPLE ne dekh liya tha jispar sir shake karte hue smile karne lag gayi thi woh...


NITS-waise bhai, agar pet zyada kharab hai toh esaf ghol manga deta hun...

yahan D.J ke awaaz ke beech kahin teri gas leak ho gayi toh sound malfunction na jo jaaye...

HAHAHAHA....


jahan NITS ke is second prediction ko sun students aur unke saath ANSHUMALA MISS bhi hasne lag gayi thi wahin NEERAJ ka eye sharm se jhukne laga tha...


NEERAJ-how did you know...???

MAI-abbe jab se aaya hai, khaane ke har counter ko dekh bhikari waali shakal bana raha hai tu...

ab tere jaise mota genda jisse haram ka khaane me maza aata ho,fokat ka khaane me mooh bana raha ho toh kaaran pet ki gadbadi hi hogi naa...

HAHAHAHA....


NITS ke remark ko sun ek baar phirse pura stadium hasi se gunj utha tha...


NITS-waise ek baat hai... tuxedo bhale hi first copy pehni hai tune par kamsekam hai toh ye teri hi..

unlike your shoes jinhe maang kar pehna hai tune...

NEERAJ-what nonsense...!!!

NITS-nonsense..really...!!!!tere pair ka size 9 hai par jo joote pehne hue hain tune,unka size 10 hai...

dono taraf front me chota sa kapda daal size adjust kiya hai tune...

aur itni magaj maari sirf isiliye kyunki they are JIMMY CHOO...

fake show off karne ke liye extra accessory...

waise mai ye bhi bata sakta hun ki ye joote tere baap ke nahi hain...

reason... height...tere dad ki height hai 5,7...ab itne height waale ka foot size 10 toh hone se raha...

ye tere bade bhai ke shoes hain..aur jitna licchad insaan tera bada bhai hai,us hisaab se toh is shoe ke liye tune literally bheek maangi hogi uske aage..

ab batao..itna rahees hone ka kaa faayda hua jab paise hokar bhi bheek maangni padh rahi ho...

but it even makes sense...import export me hain naa dad tere...

do numbri aur government se thag kar chori kiye hue paise kamaoge phir hazam toh hone se raha...

NEERAJ-hey watch out.....!!!!

NITS-and why so...!!!tu mere baap ke middle class hone ka mazak udaayega aur mai nahi...

that's not fare buddy...

waise,ek baat aur bataun...haan,mera baap middle class hai...din raat chakki chala chala kar mera ghar bhi chalata hai aur mujhe SIRIUS jaise respectable institution me padhata bhi hai..

in sabke baad savings itni bachti hi nahi ki HONDA CITY cash me kharide woh...

but you know,what...!!!i am proud of my dad...!!!for the person he is..

aur khaas kar isiliye kyunki mere ghar me jo bhi kama kar laate hain woh, it's white...mere baap ki imandari aur khhudari waale pasine ki mehek aati hai mere pure ghar se...

WOOHHH...PHEWWWEWW....NAILED IT BRO....

whistle, clapping aur hooting se gunj utha tha pura stadium jisse sun NEERAJ aur door khade uske supporters ka face ab pura hi jhuk chuka tha...


ANSHUMALA MISS-NITENDRA BHATNAGAR...

NITS-yes MISS...

ANSHUMALA MISS-proud of you...

NITS-thanks miss...

ANSHUMALA MISS-alright then...toh ye second challenge wakayi ek unexpected way me shuru hua hai..

jahan ek taraf pehla participant as in NEERAJ disqualify ho chuka hai wahin NITENDRA has passed with full marks...

5 me 5 bang on prediction kiya hai isne that means you my boy have qualified for the final challenge...

NITS-thanks MISS...


khush hote hue tezi se hamari taraf badha NITS aur mujhe zor se gale laga liya usne...

NITS-thanks bhai...naa sirf challenge jeetwane ke liye balki baaki ki raat kisi humiliation ka centre point banane se bachane ke liye bhi...


dheere se mere kaan me fusfusaya tha NITS jispar haste hue uski peeth thapthapayi maine ...


ANSHUMALA-alright then...the next two participants are...


iske baad do random naam saamne aaye the jinka ek dusre ko lekar prediction bhi utna hi random tha...

waise ye silsila un dono par hi nahi thama ..unke baad aaye 6 aur jodiyon ka bhi haal kuch same hi tha including most of the selected members of our group..

ab hamare group se girls me bas ANJALI aur NEW GIRL bache the aur boys me bas mai aur SAM...


ANSHUMALA MISS-alright then...now we are down to aur last 4 contestent...


chaar me se pehli do parchi nikaalne ke beech apni baat kahi thi MISS ne...


ANSHUMALA MISS-wow...now this is gonna be interesting...

two buddies who will compete against each other...

so,the next two participants are SAMEER CHANDER and SANVEER AHARYA...

OHHHHHHHH...


MISS ke naam lete hi ab tak ke sabse bade hoot se gunj utha tha STADIUM..

par dekhne waali baat ye thi ki kisi bhi tarah ke competition me hamesha SAMEER ko back karti thi girls...

par aaj aisa nahi hua...GO SANVY ke loud shout out ke saath mera housla badhane me lag chuki thi stadium me moujud zyada tar girls...

anyways,kuch hi palon me hum dono hi MISS ke dono taraf khade ho chuke the...


ANSHUMALA MISS-so, who's gonna start...

SANVY, SAM....

maine SAM ka aur SAM ne mera naam le liya tha aur ye sun...


ANSHUMALA MISS-arre..koi ek hi toh round start karega naa...

SAM-i am going second...SANVY start karega...

MAI-start karega..!!!sounds like compulsion joki suit na hota bhai apne ko...mai nahi jaa raha first...

ANSHUMALA MISS-well in that case... let's start with a different prediction round...select,empty aur full...

apne dono mutthi ko band rakh haath cross kar hum dono ke saamne kar diye the MISS ne..


ek haath me unke sikka tha and the other one was empty..kisme sikka tha aur kaun sa khaali,hume sahi prediction dena tha...


MAI-right palm is full...

ANSHUMALA MISS-correct... SAMEER, you have to go first...


abhi SAM MISS ke haaw bhaav read karne ki koshish kar hi raha tha ki tabhi maine jawab de diya joki sahi tha...

kandhe jhuka ek lambi saans chhodne ke beech SAM pehle predict karne ke liye ready ho gaya...


SAM-bohot classy tuxedo pehna hai bhai tune par ye trendy nahi hai, semi vintage hai...i think it's your dad's...!!!

MAI-true...

SAM-kal tak pre-prom me aane ke liye tak ready nahi tha tu aur aaj naa sirf tu yahan hai balki for the very first time,you are competing in it...

aunty is one the main reason behind it,right...!!!

MAI-right...

SAM-issi statement ko next prediction me carry forward karte hue i would like to add ki tu yahan aayega,iska faisla bhi tune aaj hi ya phir zyada se zyada kal liya hoga...

MAI-true...

ANSHUMALA MISS-great going SAM...just two more to go...

SAM-mmmm...NITS...NITS abhi tak is round ke sabse aage hai..par iska reason woh khud nahi,tu hai...NEERAJ ke liye kya kya bolna hai,ye tune usse bataya tha...in a way,you didn't just save him but literally placed him in the top... right..!!!

MAI-half...mujhe maalum tha ki NEERAJ apne true character waala face yahan dikhayega..

aur agar woh waisa kare tab hi NITS uski negetive details share kare,aisa kaha tha maine...

waise zaroorat padhne par apne har friend ki madad karta hi hun mai..

aur ye baat tujhse behter kaun jaan sakta hai...tere thobde ke saath is champ waale tag ki haalat bigaadne se kitni baar bachayi hai maine...

warna ab tak train me viglang logon ke kote me tere naam ka registration bhi ho chuka hota...

HAHAHAHA....


jahan meri baat sun sabhi zor se has pade the wahin SAM ke face me ek pal ke liye sharmindagi dikhne lagi thi..

aisa kuch karne aur kehne ka irada nahi tha mera.. par jo SAM ne kaha,usne ek pal me hi NITS se uske performance ka credit chhin liya tha usse..


isiliye reality check diya tha maine SAM ko...

par is reality check ne aane waale kuch palon ke liye uski mati ka main door band kar diya tha...


SAM-bhai lag aaj tu bohot handsome raha hai..i mean yahan moujud lagbhag saari girls tujhe dekh rahi hain including one of the hottest girls of our school which also happens to be MY EX...ANJALI....

ya we have broke up par phir bhi,usne ek baar mujhe tak theek se dekha nahi but tere par glance uski baaki girls ki tarah hi rahi hai...

but you my friend, hamesha ki tarah aaj bhi lagbhag sabhi ko avoid sa kiya hai tune...

ab iske piche toh sirf do reasons hi ho sakte hain..

pehla toh ye ki koi hogi idhar jisse impress karne ke chakkar me baaki sabko avoid karta aaya hai tu or....

woh kya line tha us gaane ka...haan...

bas yahi apradh mai har baar karta hun... aadmi hun aadmi se pyar karta hun...


eye wink karte hue kahi thi ye baat SAM be jispar baaki sabka reaction toh general hi raha par NEERAJ and group jo NITS ke prediction se aur ye jaankar ki maine usse woh sab bolne ke liye bola tha,chide hue the mujhse,zor se has pade the woh sab...


SAM-it was just a prediction...no hard feelings bro...

MAI-none talen...waise jo sach hai, bhale hi woh negetive kyun na ho, accept kar le,asli mard woh hota hai...

ANSHUMALA MISS-ALRIGHT then...SANVY, your turn...

MAI-tabiyat sahi hai teri..dimag ki baat nahi kar raha,woh toh tere maamle me externally lailaaj hai,but internally you have a mild cold...

bhari aankhein jinhe tu sabse chhupa chuppa kar baar baar poch raha hai, nail colour jo apna natural whiteness 5 percent tak kho chuke hain, awaaz jo normal naa hokar halki kharkhari hai, first challenge ke second task par ghutno me ubhra pain, the proper term for your illness is rhinovirus...

waise you are on medication which includes either is
oxymetazoline or phenylephrine...

SAM-true...

ANSHUMALA MISS-not bad SANVEER...mujhe nahi pata tha ki you are so much into biology...

MAI-aisa nahi hai MISS...bas iske body symptoms par gour kiya tha maine...

curiosity ke liye i googled isiliye pata hai mujhe...

ANSHUMALA MISS-smart...

MAI-waise toh tu apne daily exercise schedule ke saath comprise kabhi nahi karta,par aaj skip kiya hai tune...

aur reason tera cold nahi balki ye night hai jisme apna best lagna chahta tha tu..

SAM-how do you know that..???

MAI-aaj se pehle bhi kayi random events me physical challenge ke liye participate kiya hai tune par unlike others, kyunki tu exercises me regular bhi hai aur khudpar hard bhi isiliye legs kabhi strech nahi kiye tune, unlike today...

SAM-true...

MAI-agle teen predictions ek dusre se jude hue hain...

firstly,you are very desperate to win today aur aisa tu apne sake ke liye nahi balki SIRIUS ke history me rahe sabse honhar student ke takkar ka banane ke liye karna chahta hai..MR JAIDEN CHOWDHARY...

secondly,unlike a true champion,tu dara hua hai.. bohot zyada dara hua hai...

kyunki shuru se hi you have been visualizing your defeat..

and finally,apne dar aur usse paida hue frustration ko kam karne ke liye baaki girls, ANJALI aur mere manhood par non succesful neech comment kiya tune...

and for your comment, baaki girls ka toh pata nahi par teri X ANI ne dekha tha tujhe..

par casually jaise kisi bhi random bande ko dekha jaata hai...

aur ye GALATH bhi nahi hai...random se zyada hai hi kya tu...!!!

simplicity ka choga pehne ek wanna be champion jo asal life ke kisi soul looser se zyada kuch bhi nahi....

apne prediction ka kota byaaj ke saath pura kar liya tha maine...

isiliye apni last line bol wapas apne place me jaane ke liye mooda hi tha mai ki phir rook SAM ke taraf ghoom...


MAI-these were all just predictions...no hard feelings bro....




jawabon par sawal ho toh man me dobara RAT LENA...

agla challenge samajh naa aaye toh ache bacche ki tarah chup chaap KAT LENA...

shuru tune kiya aur khatm maine....

jaise maine nahi liya, dil par apne tu bhi kuch MAT LENA...









AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...






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