Thriller GaLaTH...(THE WRONG THAT MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT)

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KAAYAR
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Ha vo Kaayar hai
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Jenke MANN mai Jeene ki prabal iccha thi.....par iccha puri na ho saki
Kyuki vo kayar the
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Vo kayar the kyuki
Unhonai umeed ka har darwaja khat-khataya.....par INKAR k alawa unhai khuch na mila
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Vo kayar thee kyuki
Dar tha unhai
Ki jeen Aakho mai vo khude k liye garv dekhna chahte hai
...agar unmai garav ki jagah sharm dekhni padi to vo kya karege
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Vo kayar thee
Kyuki Jenhai Dil-o-Jaan se chahya
Unhai Duniya bhar ka dukh dena hoga
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Maine ek dost .... aur ek bhen dono ko khoya hai
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Ek dost....jo hmesha sab ko hasha ta tha....jo mast malang rahta tha
Aadhi raat ko bhi
Agar use phone kar deta to vo tayaar rahta
Jo na kabhi kise se dara
Na Ghabraya
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Har problem ko face karna uska attitude that but
One day
Usnai Suscide kar liya
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Meri khud ki bhen
Jo hme dono bhaiyo ka ghurur the
Jes ki aakho mai kabhi aashu nahi aane diya
Vo zindagi bhar k aashu hmari aakho mai chode gae
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Dur se yah kahana bhoute aasan hai ki
Jo bugdil hota hai vo suscide karta hai
Par kabhi pass se dekhna
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Vo aakhri letter
Hila deta hai
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Ruhh bhi rone lage
Esa lagta hai
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Ki pass hokar bhi
Hme apno se kitna dur hote hai

i feel you brother...

 

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SWATANTRATA DIWAS KI BAHUT BAHUT SHUBHKAMNAYE SABHI MITRA GANO KO....JAI HIND...

Sahi baat kahi h sanvy ne agr in baato se hi darr gyi khanak to bhavishya me jo kuchh hoga sahi hoga ya galath agr wo sath hue aur tb aisa kuchh hua to kya halat hogi uski fir depression me hi na chali jaaye...sanvy se hi wo itni bhaybheet ho jaye ki uska samna hi kya naam tk na sun paaye...ye rishte bhi ajeeb hi hote h chahe dosti ka ho pyaar ka ho khoon ka ho kaisa bhi rishta ho ...jis dor se ye jude hote h wo bahut hi nazuk dor hoti h ...viswas...thoda sa bhi agr dagmagaya to koi bhi rishte ko tut kr bikharne me waqt nhi lgta... Abhi tk ke jitne bhi kaand hue sanvy ne un waqt me jo bhi kiya wo galath nhi tha haan uske rashte jo usne tay kiye wo ek bargi khatak skte h dusro ko pr wo galath nhi tha usne apne dosto ko bachane unke man samman ki raksha ke liye jo wo kr skta tha wo usne kiya aur aisa kiya ki dobara koi unki trf aankh uthane se phle bahut baar sochega...🗡
Birthday bahut hi behtrin jis trha se jigri dost bnate h ek duje ke bddy usi trha se bna sonu ka bhi...phle laat ghuso se seva ki gyi fir pure jashan ke sath usi ke pita ke paiso se dhamakedar aur yaad rkhne wali surprise party ka aayojan jisme unka pura section bhi tha bakai achha tha...sam jo unse dur h filhal wo bhi apne dost ko bddy wish krne se nhi chuka ...uske baad recess me kiya gya amit aur ajay ka kaand jis karan mentally torture hi kr diya unhone sonu ko uski late. Brother ki yaad dila kr. Wo bhi aise waqt me jb wo kuchh khusnuma palo ko vayteet kr rha bakai me dukhad tha.. Pta nhi kyu,kb aur kaise uske bhai ki death ho chuki h pr wo sonu ke liye bahut hi jyada dukhad h.. aur jb wo apne dukh ko chhipa kr class pahucha to uski aankho aur chehre ne sab kuchh bayan kr diya ki kuchh to gadbad h daya... Aur sanvy aur nits to smjh hi gye ki gadbad bahut badi h...aur uske baad jo unhone kiya ...wo darshata h ki unke beech srf dosti hi nhi bhai wala pyaar h...dukh ek ko hua pr dard baki dono ko bhi hua aur uske baad jo gussa unme bhara usne ajay amit aur komal ke sath baki ke ldko ki halat hi khrab krke rakh di wo to sonu ne bacha liya wrna lule langde hokr ghumte wo aaj ke baad se...aur fir sanvy bhi kanooni pachde me gehra fans skta tha uppr se school reputation ka sawal alg se aata..to sonu se sahi waqt pr sanvy ko rok liya..ab sonu phle se behtar feel kr rha tha aur usko aur bhi behtrin bnaya sanvy ke tohfe ne jisme sonu ki problem ka samadhan tha bss sonu ko puri siddat se mehnat krni h baki to waqt btayega ki wo aage jakr kitna clearly bolne lgega...yhi to dosti h. Sukh dukh me hmesha sath h sab cheezein sath me saajha krte h..aur agr kisi ko koi prblm ho to milkar use solve bhi krte h🗡...ab dekhna ye h ki khanak ka kya ravaiyaa rhta h is kaand ke baad kya wo cheeezo ko thik se analyze krke samjh payegi ya sanvy ke prati nakaratmak bhaav utapann ho jayenge uske andr...ye dilchasp rhega..wahi jb rohan ko pta chlega ki ajay amit ke sath kya hua to uska reaction bhi dekhne layak rhega...so tb tk ke liye intzaar...brother..🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

thanks for the beautiful review brother...aage practical aur emotional thoughts ka baadh aayega...saath bane rahiye

 

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yeh birthday waali din dosto ko peetne waail pratha idhar bhi hai... hum saare class ke bande jisi bday hoti thee usse gher ke baare baari se dhunai karte the khud keee bhi baari aane pe agar absent bhi ho toh jab school aao tab saale kuutte thee bare beraham dost he...

great old cake putai tradition... bina uske birthday pura kaise hoga bhala... lekin yeh jo ajay aur amit ne kiya wo below the belt tha itna low stoop karna.. boys can be mean... sonu apne bhai se bahut kareeb tha jahir hain asar tabhi itna gehra hua.... sachhe dost bina kahe hi dil kee baat samajh jaate hain.... rare to find such...

dard ka badla dard... khair dil ka dard toh apno ke saath se hi jata hain... sanvy sonu kee halat samajh shakta hain kyunki khone ka dard wo bhi janta hain aur kaise ubharna hain wo bhi... kamjor dikhne par hi waar karte hain,, zakhm dikhane par hi kuredte hain log.... aur waise bhi jo chale gaye unki yaado mein rone se bhala unki yaado ko yaad kar ke muskurana behtar hain... lekin aasan kahan hota hain sahi kaam karna aksar jo assan hota hain wahee karte hain log aansu bahana....

khanak ne sanvy ko gusse mein dekha jo uske liye pehle baar tha iske nature se viprit... aur kitna dekha kitna suna lekin ant jaroor dekha usne... jahir hain aisi halat mein dar lagna lazmi hain.. khair kya samajhti hain aur kitna samajhti hain wo....

ghussa nahi brother,dar..dar tha KHANAK ki aankhon me.. baaki aage bohot kuch hoga..saath bane rahiye

 

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majedar update ..sonu ka birthday tha aaj aur sanvy ,nits ne rast ko hi usko wish kar diya rajai kutai se ..
sonu ke baap se paise bhi le liye jisse sonu subah se naraj tha aur ek wajah ki 1 hour pehle bulaya tha class me ..
khanak ke matter ka bahana banake class me le gaye rajat aur tab puri class taiyar baithi thi cake leke .
ladkiya to cake naa dene ki baat kar rahi thi par cake sabko khilane ke baad jab sonu ne 2 bade piece sanvy aur nits ke liye nikale aur apni dosti ke baare me kaha wo kamaal ka scene tha ..

ajay aur amit ne sonu ki dukhti rag par apne shabdo se war kiya ,aur jab ye baat sanvy ,nits ko pata chali to badlaa lene nikal pade ..
ajay amit bhi taiyar hi baithe the par sanvy ke aage unki kya aukaat ..
sabko peet diya buri tarah aur apna gussa shant kiya ..

aur ye sab khanak ne dekh liya hai jo dari huyi lag rahi thi par sanvy ne abhi baat karna theek nahi samajha ..
sanvy ne sonu ke birthday par ipod aur kitaab di jo ek best gift hai sonu ke liye jisse wo haklana sudhar sakta hai ..

thanks brother...saath bane rahiye

 

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ऋतिक का इंटरव्यू मैंने भी देखा था भाई । वो सच में लोगों के लिए प्रेरणादायक है ।
मैंने सबसे पहले राकेश रोशन की ही होम फिल्म " भगवान दादा " में उसे देखा था । उस मूवी में वो राकेश रोशन के बेटे का ही रोल निभाया था । आज के तारीख में भी इंडियन फिल्म इंडस्ट्री में उससे बेहतरीन कोई डांसर नहीं है । इससे पहले प्रभू देवा को देखा था ।

सोनु के भाई की मौत के बारे में अंदाजा हो गया था कि उसने आत्महत्या कर ली होगी । क्योंकि कायर लोग ही आत्महत्याएं करते हैं । और अजीत ने उसके भाई को कायर ही कहा था ।

आपके अगले अपडेट्स का इंतजार रहेगा भाई ।

for me,he is the best actor, like for ever..

i mean,jodha akbar le lijiye,super 30,agneepath,guzarish ya koi mil gaya.. actually specially koi mil gaya..

sirf 24 movies me jitni versatility dikhayi hai us bande ne,log 150 movies me naa dikha paate..

salman khan ne ek baar bola tha ki jitni acting koi mil gaya me hrithik ne ki hai,uski 10 percent bhi agar bollywood me koi aur kar de toh hamare reputation upgrade ho jaayega...

kuch actors hote hain,kuch stars dikhte hain..but hrithik had married both the aspects beautifully...ye akela banda hai jo 100 percent star bhi dikhta hai aur 100 percent actor bhi hai..

 

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Superb update bhai

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Very nice update brother

Extraordinary update bro

Top update

Fantastic update dost

Nice update ab busy ho gaya hu isiliye shayad review na de paau sorry guys

Mind blowing update Bhai superb fabulous

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Sale ye B section wale kabi nhi sudhrege.. Sale jb bi bidhne aate mar khake hi jate he..
Vese update to hamesha ki Awesome hi he...

Thanks vj bhai maza aaya update padhne me

Mind-Blowing Update Bhai

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Sanse sahi baat soch jo ab tak dekhi wo aage kahan tak rahti hai

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thanks brothers...be along

 

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AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SAM VIDEO CALL PAR SONU KO BIRTHDAY WISH KARTA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY AUR NITS SONU KO TAKLIF PAHUNCHANE KE LIYE AMIT,AJAY AUR USKE BADE BHAI KAMAL KO BOHOT MAARTE HAIN.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-28


DATE- 5TH AUGUST


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SIRIUS






DHAKADHADHAKADHAKAKADHAKAKA.....



school gate ke just bahar tez awaaz me band waalo ko bula unse punjabi beats bajwa bhaangra naach rahe the hum sab..

hum sab as in mai, NITS,SONU,EKPREET aur RAJAT....

REASON...

SAM....jeet gaya tha lounda apna I.Q contest..

ussi ke swagat me ho raha tha ye sab jisse is waqt hamare hi class ke kuch ladke apne kandhe par uthaye hue the...

assembly shuru hone me abhi 15 minutes baaki the.. saare students ke premises me enter karne ka waqt tha abhi par hamare is band baaje ke kaaran woh sab bhi rook hamare bhaangre ko enjoy kar rahe the..

par in sabke beech kuch B section waale jo pehle hi SAM ki jeet ko naa pacha paa rahe the, hume enjoy karta dekh mooh sujaye khade the...

haan par un sabme do students aise bhi the jinke mooh sujne ka kaaran humne do din pehle hi set kar diya tha..

AJAY aur AMIT...

kapdon ki wajah se sharir ko choten toh dhaki hui thi un dono ki par thobda abhi bhi halka suja hua tha unka...

ab ghar aur class me reason kya bataya tha un dono ke thobde ke sujan ka ya toh nahi pata par hume shray nahi diya tha,ye pakka tha verna ek aadh aur chhadap ho chuki hoti ab tak...


WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE...???

THABBB....ABBE.....


entrance gate se bahar aati PRINCIPAL RANJANA MATTHEWS ki awaaz thi ye jinhe dekh jin ladkon ne uthaya hua tha SAM ko,hadbadakar turant utaar,utaar kya fek hi diya usse apne kandhon se jispar girte girte bacha the SAM..

kisi tarah khud ko balance kar un sabko gaali bakne hi waala tha SAM ki tabhi uski nazar bhi PRINCI par padi jiske baad uski gaali uske mooh ke andar hi reh gayi..

turant sidha attentive mode me khada ho chuka tha woh...

waise toh is waqt hum sab hi attention mode me khade the..

kuch pal us pin drop silence ko barkarar rakha ma'am ne jiske baad...


PRINCI-i asked something...???

MAI-SAM ka win celebrate kar rahe the ma'am...

PRINCI-aise...!!!dhol nagadon ke saath.. school premises me...

MAI-premises ke bahar ma'am...yahin se chale jaane waale the ye sab...


mere jawab ko sun jahan mere saare doston ki saansein atki padi thi ye soch ki agar bhadak gayi PRINCI toh aakhri din hona tha mera school me wahin B waale toh aisa hi ho jaaye,man hi man dua kar rahe the saale..


PRINCI-MR CHARLIE....

CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am...


kuch aur teachers ke saath PRINCI ke piche hi khade the CHARLIE sir jinhe ab tak dekha bhi nahi tha unhone..

par unke yun achaank pukaarne par hadbada se gaye sir aur turant pahunche ma'am ke baaju jispar...


PRINCI-make sure ki aaj P.T classes me in sabki ye saari khushi paseene ke saath puri baahar nikle...

extended P.T period hoga aaj jisme inki class,boys and girls dono hi complete participation dikhayenge..

with no breaks...agar classes ke dauran ek minute ka bhi gap liya kisine toh monday ko bhi P.T classes lagengi aur uske baad waale dino me bhi...

tab tak lagti rahengi jab tak non-stop exercises ka kota ye sab pura nahi kar lete...

am i clear...!!!

CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am..


apni baat bol PRINCI palatne lagi par tabhi unki nazar gayi B section waalon par gayi jinke faces hume mile is army type punishment ko sun brightly khile hue the...


PRINCI-kya baat hai..!!!aap sab bhi bade khush lag rahe hain..good...CHARLIE SIR,make sure ki puri B section bhi same drill follow kare..


CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am...

ROHAN-but ma'am...!!!

MA'AM-debate chal raha hai...??

ROHAN-no ma'am...

PRINCI-toh apne tark apne paas hi rakhiye and just do as told..


ye bol aage badh chuki thi PRINCI jiske baad jahan ek baar hum sabko khunnas se ghur ROHAN aur uski puri class bhi nikal gayi wahin PRINCI ke thoda door jaate hi..


DHAMMM...DHAMMMM...DHAMMMM...DHAMMMM...

MAI-abbe pagal ho gaye ho kya...!!!!


ek ke baad ek kayi haath aur laath padne lage mere pure sharir par..


par kamal ki baat ye thi ki NITS,SONU,SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT toh phir bhi dheere hi maa rahe the mujhe par RASHI,NAISHA aur khaaskar woh kamini ANJALI toh mere peeth aur kandhe par tuble aise bajane lage jaise insaan nahi koi chiz hun mai...


ANJALI-saale kamine...tere chakkar me hum sab bhi fas gaye...

kya zaroorat thi itni nautanki karne ki..SAM ko sidhe sidhe congrats bolne me kya chala jaata tera..

RASHI-aur nahi toh kya...!!!!P.T ka ek period bhi nahi nikalta dhang se aur tumhare chakkar me ab do do classes jhelne padenge woh bhi non-stop...

NITS-ye kamina aisa hi hai...apne kaand me sabko fasa deta hai...

SAM-saale, pehle pata hota toh jeet ke nahi,haar ke aata mai competition...

MAI-acha...saale jab nagade baj rahe the, tujhe kandhon par uthaya tha sabne tab toh bade maze le raha tha tu..

maharaja ki tarah pichwada tika haath upar kar bhaangra paa raha tha...

kamine zamin par kya aaya,nazaare badal gaye...

aur tum sab...kaahe aaye the idhar.. PRINCI ke aane se pehle toh bada uchhal ucchal ke saath saath naach rahe the...

ab PRINCI se batti padi toh mai akela GALATH ho gaya...

dekh li tum sab ki dosti...saale sabke sab ek saath pelne lage mujhe..

ahhhh...

mujh jaise maasum ko itna maara...bukhaar bukhaar feel hone laga hai mere ko toh...

mai jaa raha hun class..thodi der rest kar lunga...

P.T classes ke baad theek laga toh milunga tum sabse verna ghar nikal gaya toh samajh jaana ki tabiyat zyada bigad gayi hai jiska kaaran tum sab hi ho...


apni baat bol apne kandhe aur kamar ko baari baari sehlate hue mai dheere se khisakne laga par tabhi kamino ne circle sa banate hue gher liya mujhe aur...


ANJALI-apni noutanki apne paas rakh SANVY... kahin naa jaa raha tu...ab PRINCI ki punishment se hum toh bach sakte nahi par we will make sure ki sabse zyada P.T aaj tu hi karega...

aur mujhe ache se pata hai ki P.T se bachne ka koi na koi jugaad toh tujhe laga hi lena hai isiliye jab tak class shuru nahi ho jaati,tu hamare beech hi rahega...

MAI-PRINCIPAL MA'AM...they are not letting me out...


saamne jahan se PRINCI gayi thi,udhar dekh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar hadbadate hue sidhe ho gaye sabke sab..

lekin agli hi second un sabko pata bhi chal gaya ki lapet liya tha un sabko maine aur isiliye meri taraf ghumne ko hue woh par jo hona tha,woh toh ho hi chuka tha..

distract ho gaye the woh sab jiska faayda uthathe hue turant unke beech se nikal class ki taraf bhaag chuka tha mai...


SAM-rook saale bohot maarunga nahi toh...

MAI-correction.. rook gaya toh bohot maar khaaunga...

ANJALI-baal noch lungi kamine teri..haath me aa jaa bas tu...

MAI-chup gundi..


SAM aur ANJALI ki tarah baaki sab bhi mujhe kuch na kuch bakte hue mere piche bhaage the siway KHANAK ke..

parso se hi jo doori banayi hui thi usne mujhse,woh aaj bhi kaayam thi..

is beech kayi baar dekha zaroor tha usne meri meri taraf par meri uspar nazar padte hi dusri taraf dekhne lagti thi woh..

naa ab tak mujhse koi clearification maanga tha usne aur naa khudse aage badh maine kuch kaha tha...

khair,jahan aage piche ho doudte hue hum sab class ki taraf badh chuke the wahin KHANAK ek lambi saans chhod araam se chalte hue class ki taraf badhne lagi thi...



P.T CLASS:-



NITS-maan gaya bhai mai PRINCIPAL MA'AM ko...ek aurat hokar bhi bando ki gaand maarne ki adhbhudh kala aati hai unhe...

lagatar ucchhalte hue P.T ki last second exercise jiska ye 6th drill tha,kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar..


SONU-hhaan bbhai...aajj ttoh mmeri bbhi haalat ppatli hho ggayi hhai...

NITS-pehle ye bata ki bol kaise paa raha hai tu..!!! normal conditions me bhi coma type rook rook ke bolta hai tu phir aaj toh tere mooh ke coma ko fullstop me badal jaana chahiye tha...

MAI-waah..kya baat hai..!!!aaj toh bada grammatical example de raha hai launde tu..

lagta hai P.T exercises ne dimag ke chakshayuon ko khol diye hain tere...

SAB-chup bhosdike...


SONU, NITS, EKPREET, RAJAT aur SAM..in sabne ek sur me saath saath ek hi gaali di thi mujhe maano pehle se soch kar rakha ho ki mere mooh kholte hi saath bakenge sab...

par reply nahi diya maine..saale bhadke hue the mere pe..agar SANVY panti dikhata toh khub pelata aaj...

isiliye un sabki ghurti nazaron ke beech chup reh ucchalta raha mai...


SAM-gazab lachand ho gaya yaar.. essembly me sabke saame jab trophy diya mujhe PRINCI ne toh laga ki is P.T drill se bach jaaunga mai...

par hua nahi aisa...aaj toh khud aayi thi PRINCI check karne ki koi bahana naa maar de P.T se bachne ke liye..

RAJAT-SANVY,hum sabka toh phir bhi theek hai par aaj P.T se bachne ka koi tune koi jugaad kaise nahi lagaya....!!!

NITS-kaise lagata.. pehle hi bol diya tha maine ki agar hamare saath P.T nahi kiya ye toh iski B.M.X hafte bhar ke liye zabt kar lunga mai...

SAM-arre waah..ye badhiya tha....

NITS-bilkul..pata tha mujhe ki B.M.X ke liye apni gaand zaroor sujayega ye..

MAI-koi naa....abhi meri suji hai,aage teri sujegi...

NITS-beta lamination kiya rakha hai apni gaand ka maine...naa sujti itni asaani se...

PHRRRRRRRR...

DHAMMMMM...


finally P.T off karne ki whistle baja hi di CHARLIE SIR ne jiske bajte hi turant zameen par gir hi pade the sab aur ye dekh haste hue woh aur DAS sir dusri taraf badh gaye...

saans puri chadhi hui thi sabki jisse niyantrit karne me lage the sabke sab...

is beech jab meri nazar aage ki taraf ghumi toh paaya maine ki is waqt puri B section joki dusre lane me thi,mujhe hi ghur rahe the woh sab...


MAI-1 rs each me chusne waali barf ki pepsi milti hai kya canteen me...!!!

RAJAT-ab ye kya nayi bakarchodi hai...???nahi milti woh sab udhar..par puch kyun raha hai...???

MAI-abbe B section waalon ki baddua se bachne ko totka hai woh...

barf waali pepsi me halka nimbu bhi daalta hain naa toh socha uske hi asar se bach jaaun mai...

RASHI-aur hamare baddua se bachne ke liye kya arrangements hain aapke paas sir...


saari girls hamare piche hi khadi thi aur sawal ye RASHI ne pucha tha jo is waqt apne kamar par haath rakh mujhe ghoor rahi thi...


MAI-baakiyon ka pata nahi par tumhare mooh se nikli baddua naa lagti mujhe...

RASHI-accha aur woh kyun bhala...!!!???

MAI-gulaab kisi bhi rang ka kyun naa ho,aati toh usse khusbu hi hai naa...

aur aap gulaab se kam toh nahi madam...jo bolna hai bol lijiye,alfaz aapke hamare liye mehek ka kaam hi karenge...


jahan meri baat sun ek taraf RASHI ka ghurna smile me badal gaya tha wahin uske ghurne waale expression ka kota baaki girls pura karne me jut gayi thi aur ye dekh..


MAI-haan par har gulaab ki tarah kuch kaatein toh hain tumhare saath lage..

par koi naa,seh lenge thoda...

ANJALI-tere liye hi hain ye kaante jo aise chubhenge naa ki cheekhta phirega din raat...

MAI-ye pehli baar hai jo khud ka derivation bilkul sahi diya hai tune...

anyways,madam, waise toh aapke chehre par pasine ki bunde bhi shringaar ka kaam hi kar rahi hai par dehydration naa ho jaaye isiliye,coldrink...!!!

RASHI-tum pila rahe ho..!!!

MAI-apne haathon se pila dunga babes par kyun pucha aise..???

RASHI-aaj tak kisiko bhi kuch offer karte nahi dekha tumhe maine..

MAI-taane de rahi hai ladki.. khair,isse pehle meri wajah se thaki nahi thi naa tum...

NAISHA-woh akeli thaki hai..what about us..!!!hum nahi dikh rahe tujhe...!!!

SONU-bbeta abb ttoh ttu ssabko ccoldrink ppilayega nnahi ttoh ggayi tteri BB.MM.XX...

MAI-abbe kya baat baat mai B.M.X ki dhamki de rahe ho..!!!

EKPREET-ab jo asar karega tujhpar wahi toh denge naa...

NITS-ttoh, pila raha hai coke sabko yaa jaaye hum teri B.M.X ke paas...


NITS ki baat par ek second ghura maine usse aur phir..


MAI-chalo phir thakele thakili log...niglo jo nigalna hai...

NITS-saala sunahare aksharon me likha jaayega aaj ka din...sabse apni baat manwane waala lounda aaj hamari baat maan raha hai...


jahan mai CANTEEN ki taraf pehle hi badh gaya tha wahin NITS ki baat par sehmati ke saah khush hokar haste hue baaki sab bhi mere piche ho liye the....

aur KHANAK...

saath toh woh bhi thi hum sabke magar...

jahan itni der se baaki sabne mujhe dhamki di thi,khunnas se ghura tha mujhe wahin bas KHANAK hi ek aisi thi jisne abhi tak sidhe sidhe mujhe dekha tak nahi tha...

is pure douran idhar udhar nazarein ghumane ke baad beech beech me bas ek second ke liye hi mujhpar theher rahi thi uski nazarein par phir dusri taraf dekhne lag jaati thi woh...

waise dekh toh mai bhi uski taraf nahi raha tha, bilkul nahi..par dekhne aur samajhne ke liye aankhon ki zaroorat na thi mujhe..

mai baaki sabke saath aur khudme hi magan raha aur jab finally sabse aage hi canteen ki taraf badh chala tha mai toh mujhe lagatar peeche se dekh kuch sochte hue badh rahi thi KHANAK...




IN CANTEEN:-



MAI-aur lena hai ya ho gaya...!!!


ek ek coke pee chuke the sab woh bhi can waali..

jaanbujh kar can chuna tha sabne taaki meri jeb ka chuna ache se lag jaaye...

sabko laga tha ki unke coke peene ke beech chid chidakar un sabko gaali bakunga mai par pehla toh aisa hua nahi aur dusra can khatm hote hi dusre ke liye pucha tha maine sabse jispar hairani se dekhne lage the woh sab mujhe joki laazmi bhi tha..

ab jis bande ne 10 waali dairy milk bhi kabhi offer nahi ki thi unme se kisiko woh aaj 10 cans ka kharcha already kar dene ke baad aur 10 ki peshkash kar raha tha..

ab aise offer ko toh naa thukrane waale the woh sab isiliye khushi khushi haan bola sabne...


NITS-kya baat hai bhai...agar aisi treats teri taraf se hafte me ek baar bhi mile toh roz khushi khushi P.T kar lunga mai...

MAI-agar aaj ki tarah har hafte paise mile mujhe toh bilkul kar lenge treat apan...

NITS-aaj ki tarah matlab..!!!


sabse zyada NITS hi khush dikh raha tha mere kharch karne par aur meri baat sun jiske beech canteen ka ek banda 9 cans hamare saamne rakh jaa chuka tha,can kholte hue pucha tha NITS ne apna sawal jispar..


MAI-batata hun baad me..abhi gatak...

SONU-ttu nnahi lle rraha ddusri...

MAI-coke me apna kota ek ka hi hai..piyo tum log mai bill pay karkar aata hun...

RAJAT-abbe paise idhar hi rakh de naa..chotu le jaayega...

MAI-purana amount bhi hai..usse bhi clear kar deta hun...

SONU-wwoh cchaar ssou waala...

MAI-hau...

SONU-ttheek hhai..hhum ddono baad mme dde ddenge appna sshare..

MAI-nahi lagta..chill kar...

NITS-dil khush kar diya bhai tune aaj...


jahan NITS ki baat sun smile dete hue counter ki taraf chala gaya tha mai wahin itni der se khamosh baith sab kuch observe karta SAM un sabki taraf muda aur...


SAM-chalo.. spill it out...

NITS-kya..coke..mooh me kis shirt par..

SAM-bakwas band kar be..KHANAK.. what's going on between you and SANVY...!!!


ab tak chupchap baithi KHANAK hadbada hi gayi thi SAM ke sawal par..


KHANAK-kya matlab...kuch bhi toh nahi chal raha..!!!

RASHI-bullshit..pata hai maine bhi gaur kiya hai ye..kuch off sa chal raha hai in dono ke beech par puchne par madam har baar dodge kar rahi hain..

ab toh bata de,kya hua hai...!!!

KHANAK-arre maine kaha naa...

NITS-mai batata hun..


ek baar KHANAK ko dekha NITS ne jiske baad 2 din pehle hui unke aur B waalon ke beech ki fight ke baare me bataya NITS ne..

par reason nahi bataya tha us fight ka usne..SANVY ne mana jo kiya tha..


EKPREET-really....aur saalon tumne hume bataya bhi nahi...

NITS-abbe itna bada bhi issue nahi tha...

KHANAK-agar bada issue nahi tha toh phir utne violence ki kya zaroorat pad gayi thi..


itne waqt me pehli baar us din ke mudde ke baare me baat ki thi KHANAK ne jispar ek pal usse dekh..


NITS-tum nayi ho KHANAK..hamare aur B section waalon ke beech ka equation nahi jaanti..

bas itna samajh lo ki baat choti ho ya badi..agar jhagda B waalon ke saath hua hai hamara toh violence zyada hi hoga...

EKPREET-haan ye toh hai...woh saale deserve hi karte hain dhunayi...

NITS-ye toh shukr manao ki ROHAN nahi tha involved us jhagde me..kyunki agar woh hota toh itna maarta SANVY usko ki mahine bhar school nahi aa pata woh...

RAJAT-haan ye toh hai...par uski tunde waali body dekhne me achi badi bhi lagti hai...

hasne lage the sab RAJAT ki baat ko sun..

MAI-bhai purse..


sabke paas aate hue NITS ke kandhe par haath rakh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar...


NITS-ghanta...pura bill tu hi dega..mai naa nikaal raha apna purse...

MAI-abbe nikaalne ke liye nahi,rakhne ke liye bola hai maine..ye le apna purse,rakh le..

and by the way, thanks for the treat..purana bill bhi pay mar diya hai maine...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


NITS ka purse jisme kuch der pehle tak 500 ke do note the par jo ab pura khaali ho chuka tha,usse table par rakhte hue kahi thi apni baat maine jispar jahan ek taraf baaki sab apna apna pet pakadte hue zor se has pade the wahin NITS ka mooh uske gaand me parivartit ho chuka tha..

aisa gaand jisme abhi mirch se bhi zyada jalan thi...

kabhi woh apne khaali purse ko dekhta toh kabhi mujhe jiske baad..


NITS-harami, gaandu..tu toh gaya aaj saale...


jis chair par baitha tha woh,usse uthakar mere upar fekne ko hua NITS jispar..


MAI-oh THARENDRA bhaiya..(CANTEEN OWNER).. dekho aapke canteen ko todne me laga hai ye banda..

turant jaao aur complaint karo saale ki..


THARENDRA bhaiya ki achi jamti thi mujhse..

aur is waqt woh bhi hum sabki noutanki dekh dheere dheere has rahe the...meri baat sun serious face banaya unhone aur haan me sir hilaya jisse dekh NITS ne turant woh chair neeche rakh diya par phir rooka nahi woh...

mujhe pakadne lapka woh jispar mai aur woh aage piche hote hue pure canteen me aadhe thede circles lagane lage..

is beech haskar dohre hote hamare doston ne khud ko control kiya aur...


RAJAT-abbe,tune iski purse kab maar li...???

MAI-arre mere aage hi toh khada tha ye P.T time.. exercise karte time pichwade waale pocket se purse thodi baahar aa gayi thi iski toh nikaal li maine..

kabhi 200 se upar nahi rakhta ye par aaj check kiya toh 1000 nikal gaye...

NITS-saale poketmaar...chaar din se laga hua tha mai tab jaakar kahin kal raat 1000 diye the mere baap ne woh bhi adhe ghante ke economics lecture ke baad..

nikaal saale mere pure paise...

SONU-wwaah bbeta..mmere bbirthday ppar jjab 10000 kka cchuna llagaya ttha issne mmere bbaap kko ttab ttoh bbada kkhush hho rraha ttha ttu..

jjab kkhud ppar aayi ttoh ffati nnna...gghanta nnahi mmilega ttereko ekk bbhi rrupiya...

NITS-abbe hasna band karo nahi toh sabke mooh tod dunga mai..


pure canteen ke ab tak hamare lagaye 10 chakkaron ke beech yahan moujud baaki
students bhi hasne lage the..

aur NITS ki is dhamki ka koi asar na hua unpar ulta hasne ki awaaz aur badh gayi sabki jispar frustration waala mooh banate hue kuch seconds ghurta raha mujhe NITS par phir jaakar hamare waale table par baith gaya woh..


ANJALI-mai toh pehle se hi jaanti thi ki bina kisi tikdam ke aise hi toh coke naa pila raha hoga ye hum sabko...

zaroor koi na koi pench bhidaya hoga isne...

NITS-toh mooh me dahi jami thi tere jo boli nahi kuch...

ANJALI-mai kyun bolun..aur acha hi hua jo nahi bola kuch...!!!tu bhi kam kamina toh hai nahi...acha hi hua naa jo tujhe lapeta isne...

NITS-30 wapas kar be...


kuch seconds ANJALI ko ghurne ke baad mujhse kahi thi ye baat NITS ne..


MAI-30...!!!

NITS-30 ki ek coke thi....19 piye humne...570 hue..purana 400 bacha tha..total 970.. kamsekam baaki ke 30 toh louta...

MAI-abbe woh toh chotu ko tip de di...

NITS-teri toh saale...


baaki cans toh thrash me fek di thi sabne par do abhi bhi table par thi jinhe meri taraf feka NITS ne par catch karte hue unhe bhi thrash bucket me daal diye maine..


MAI-kya hua sir phir aapke lamination waale pichwade ka..

bola tha naa suj jaayegi..suj gayi naa...


meri baat par bhadakte hue phir mujhe pakadne ke liye uthne waala tha NITS par tabhi SAM ne pakda usse aur..


SAM-chill dude..jaanta hai SANVY ko phir bhi bhadak raha hai..

hona jaana kuch hai nahi...aakhir me thak ke wapas baith hi jaana hai tujhe...

isiliye ye sab chhodo aur SANVY idhar baith tu..


thoda serious hokar kahi thi ye baat SAM ne jispar mai apni chair par jaakar baith gaya..


SAM-guyz.we are a group...hamare beech hazar misunderstanding ho,jhagde hon,par avoid nahi karte hum ek dusre ko...

RAJAT-aur nahi toh kya..ye SANVY aur ANJALI ko hi dekh le...kutte billi ki tarah har waqt ladte rehte hain ye dono par naa toh inki baat kabhi band hui hai aur naahi aisa kabhi hua hai ki ANJALI kisi problem me hai aur SANVY ne us problem ko solve nahi kiya hai..

MAI-ab ye toh meri mahanta hai naa...

SAB-shut up SANVY..


KHANAK ko chhod baaki sabne bola tha ye jispar mooh bana chup ho gaya mai aur ye dekh itni der ne pehli baar mujhe sidhe dekh smile ki thi KHANAK...

SAM-so the bottom line is, KHANAK, SANVY..just sort it out...hum sab parking me hain..

agle 10 minute me haste hue saath me aana hai tum dono ko wahan..

let's go guyzzz...


SAM ki baat sun baaki sab uthkar nikal gaye the canteen se..haan,jaate jaate mere peeth par ek mukka chipka gaya tha NITS jiske baad uske face par ek apaar shanti dikhi thi...

wahin kisi tarah apne peeth ko masalte hue usse ghurne laga tha mai jispar haste hue sir shake kiya KHANAK ne aur...


KHANAK-tumhe samajh nahi paati mai SANVY...kuch der pehle PRINCI ke saza dene par sabne milkar maara tumhe aur abhi bhi NITS ne haath uthaya tumpar lekin tumhara reaction kitna positive tha...

lekin us din.. maine dekha tha kaise maar rahe the tum un ladko ko..they were begging you to stop par rookna chhodo,maine saaf mehsoos kiya tha us enjoyment ko jo tumhari aankhon me tha un dono ko punish karte waqt..

it was like,tumhe maza aa raha tha unhe taklif me dekh...!!!

MAI-that's true...mujhe aa raha tha maza...


mere is jawab par aankhon me sawal aur hairangi ke mishrit bhaav liye dekhne lagi thi mujhe KHANAK jispar....


MAI-bhediyon ke baare me kya jaanti ho tum....!!!

KHANAK-excuse me...


ye out of the box question samajh nahi aaya tha KHANAK ko...


MAI-bhediyan hamesha ek herd,ek jhund me rehte hain...and they are powerful..

unka jhund saath me ek sher tak ko maar sakta hai...

unity is their strength...par sirf apne herd,apne jhund,apne group ke liye...

dusre herds ke liye they are deadly...

baaki har group sirf ek competition jo hai unke liye...

humans me competition ki bhaavna ka janm jaanwaron se hi hua hai...

hum bhale hi insaan hain par jis mahoul me rehte hain,woh kisi jungle se kam nahi..

yahan compassion sirf apne logon ke liye hi hota hai,dusron ke liye nahi...

mere group ka koi banda, bandi mujhe tamacha bhi maar de toh koi baat nahi par kisi dusre ko hummese kisi ek par bhi ungli uthaane tak ka hakh nahi hai...

if they do so,i will break that finger and yes,i will enjoy doing it...

bottom line.. tum safe ho aur aisa sirf isiliye hai kyunki tum hum mese ek ho...

dar tumhari aankhon me nahi,un sabke dil me hona chahiye jo hamare rehte bhidenge tumse...


meri saari baaton ko sunane ke baad bhi zyada samajh nahi paayi thi KHANAK isiliye...


KHANAK-tum ache ho ya bure, bas ye bata do mujhe...


MAI-


jahan matlabi chahat apna dum tod de,woh NAFRAT HUN MAI...

achon ke liye acha aur buron ke liye burayi ki HADH HUN MAI...

gale lagaane waalon ke liye mujhsa SAHI koi nahi magar....

gala dabaane ki khwahishmandon ke liye,GALATH se bhi zyada GALATH HUN MAI...











AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI...









AAPKA APNA V...J...

 

[SANJU ( V. R. )]

KAAYAR
.
Ha vo Kaayar hai
.
Jenke MANN mai Jeene ki prabal iccha thi.....par iccha puri na ho saki
Kyuki vo kayar the
.
Vo kayar the kyuki
Unhonai umeed ka har darwaja khat-khataya.....par INKAR k alawa unhai khuch na mila
.
Vo kayar thee kyuki
Dar tha unhai
Ki jeen Aakho mai vo khude k liye garv dekhna chahte hai
...agar unmai garav ki jagah sharm dekhni padi to vo kya karege
.
.
Vo kayar thee
Kyuki Jenhai Dil-o-Jaan se chahya
Unhai Duniya bhar ka dukh dena hoga
.
.
Maine ek dost .... aur ek bhen dono ko khoya hai
.
Ek dost....jo hmesha sab ko hasha ta tha....jo mast malang rahta tha
Aadhi raat ko bhi
Agar use phone kar deta to vo tayaar rahta
Jo na kabhi kise se dara
Na Ghabraya
.
Har problem ko face karna uska attitude that but
One day
Usnai Suscide kar liya
.
Meri khud ki bhen
Jo hme dono bhaiyo ka ghurur the
Jes ki aakho mai kabhi aashu nahi aane diya
Vo zindagi bhar k aashu hmari aakho mai chode gae
.
.
Dur se yah kahana bhoute aasan hai ki
Jo bugdil hota hai vo suscide karta hai
Par kabhi pass se dekhna
.
Vo aakhri letter
Hila deta hai
.
Ruhh bhi rone lage
Esa lagta hai
.
Ki pass hokar bhi
Hme apno se kitna dur hote hai

बहुत दुःख हुआ भाई ।
और आप सच मानिए ये सब मेरे साथ भी घटित हो चुका है । मेरी अपनी सगी बहन जो शादीशुदा थी , ने भी सुसाइड किया था । एक छोटी सी प्यारी बच्ची जो मेरी बेटी की सहेली थी , उसने भी सुसाइड किया था ।
और यह उनकी यादें आज तक मेरे जेहन में ताजा है । जब भी उनकी यादें आती है , चुपके से आंसू बहा लेता हूं ।

लेकिन वो लोग चले तो जाते हैं पर यह नहीं जानते कि उनके चाहने वाले पर क्या असर पड़ेगा ।
मैंने भी अपने जीवन में बहुत दुःख झेले हैं । शायद उतना जितना सुसाइड के लिए काफी हो । पर लड़ता रहा अपने जीवन से । अपनी बुरी तकदीर से । आज भी लड़ता हूं । आज भी उन लोगों को समझाने की कोशिश करता हूं कि जिंदगी संघर्ष का ही दूसरा नाम है । आत्महत्या किसी भी समस्या का निदान नहीं हो सकता ।
आखिर हम भी तो देखें ऊपर वाले ने कितने दुःख हमारे लिए सोच के रखे हैं । मौत तो सबकी आनी है पर वह मौत मेरे खुद के द्वारा नहीं विधाता के द्वारा रचित दी हुई होगी ।

जब तक जीवन है तब तक संघर्ष करना है । और यह नियम सब पर लागू होता है । संघर्ष करने से भागना प्रकृति के नियमों के खिलाफ है । और प्रकृति के नियमों के खिलाफ जो कोई भी कदम उठाता है वो गलत ही है ।

 

[Vicky11]

Nice update.

 

[Aman Gupta]

AB TAK AAPNE PADHA KI JAHAN EK TARAF SAM VIDEO CALL PAR SONU KO BIRTHDAY WISH KARTA HAI WAHIN DUSRI TARAF SANVY AUR NITS SONU KO TAKLIF PAHUNCHANE KE LIYE AMIT,AJAY AUR USKE BADE BHAI KAMAL KO BOHOT MAARTE HAIN.

AB AAGE:-


CHAPTER-1

(ETIOLOGY OF BEING GALATH)


UPDATE-28


DATE- 5TH AUGUST


CITY-DEHRADUN

PLACE-SIRIUS






DHAKADHADHAKADHAKAKADHAKAKA.....



school gate ke just bahar tez awaaz me band waalo ko bula unse punjabi beats bajwa bhaangra naach rahe the hum sab..

hum sab as in mai, NITS,SONU,EKPREET aur RAJAT....

REASON...

SAM....jeet gaya tha lounda apna I.Q contest..

ussi ke swagat me ho raha tha ye sab jisse is waqt hamare hi class ke kuch ladke apne kandhe par uthaye hue the...

assembly shuru hone me abhi 15 minutes baaki the.. saare students ke premises me enter karne ka waqt tha abhi par hamare is band baaje ke kaaran woh sab bhi rook hamare bhaangre ko enjoy kar rahe the..

par in sabke beech kuch B section waale jo pehle hi SAM ki jeet ko naa pacha paa rahe the, hume enjoy karta dekh mooh sujaye khade the...

haan par un sabme do students aise bhi the jinke mooh sujne ka kaaran humne do din pehle hi set kar diya tha..

AJAY aur AMIT...

kapdon ki wajah se sharir ko choten toh dhaki hui thi un dono ki par thobda abhi bhi halka suja hua tha unka...

ab ghar aur class me reason kya bataya tha un dono ke thobde ke sujan ka ya toh nahi pata par hume shray nahi diya tha,ye pakka tha verna ek aadh aur chhadap ho chuki hoti ab tak...


WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE...???

THABBB....ABBE.....


entrance gate se bahar aati PRINCIPAL RANJANA MATTHEWS ki awaaz thi ye jinhe dekh jin ladkon ne uthaya hua tha SAM ko,hadbadakar turant utaar,utaar kya fek hi diya usse apne kandhon se jispar girte girte bacha the SAM..

kisi tarah khud ko balance kar un sabko gaali bakne hi waala tha SAM ki tabhi uski nazar bhi PRINCI par padi jiske baad uski gaali uske mooh ke andar hi reh gayi..

turant sidha attentive mode me khada ho chuka tha woh...

waise toh is waqt hum sab hi attention mode me khade the..

kuch pal us pin drop silence ko barkarar rakha ma'am ne jiske baad...


PRINCI-i asked something...???

MAI-SAM ka win celebrate kar rahe the ma'am...

PRINCI-aise...!!!dhol nagadon ke saath.. school premises me...

MAI-premises ke bahar ma'am...yahin se chale jaane waale the ye sab...


mere jawab ko sun jahan mere saare doston ki saansein atki padi thi ye soch ki agar bhadak gayi PRINCI toh aakhri din hona tha mera school me wahin B waale toh aisa hi ho jaaye,man hi man dua kar rahe the saale..


PRINCI-MR CHARLIE....

CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am...


kuch aur teachers ke saath PRINCI ke piche hi khade the CHARLIE sir jinhe ab tak dekha bhi nahi tha unhone..

par unke yun achaank pukaarne par hadbada se gaye sir aur turant pahunche ma'am ke baaju jispar...


PRINCI-make sure ki aaj P.T classes me in sabki ye saari khushi paseene ke saath puri baahar nikle...

extended P.T period hoga aaj jisme inki class,boys and girls dono hi complete participation dikhayenge..

with no breaks...agar classes ke dauran ek minute ka bhi gap liya kisine toh monday ko bhi P.T classes lagengi aur uske baad waale dino me bhi...

tab tak lagti rahengi jab tak non-stop exercises ka kota ye sab pura nahi kar lete...

am i clear...!!!

CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am..


apni baat bol PRINCI palatne lagi par tabhi unki nazar gayi B section waalon par gayi jinke faces hume mile is army type punishment ko sun brightly khile hue the...


PRINCI-kya baat hai..!!!aap sab bhi bade khush lag rahe hain..good...CHARLIE SIR,make sure ki puri B section bhi same drill follow kare..


CHARLIE SIR-yes ma'am...

ROHAN-but ma'am...!!!

MA'AM-debate chal raha hai...??

ROHAN-no ma'am...

PRINCI-toh apne tark apne paas hi rakhiye and just do as told..


ye bol aage badh chuki thi PRINCI jiske baad jahan ek baar hum sabko khunnas se ghur ROHAN aur uski puri class bhi nikal gayi wahin PRINCI ke thoda door jaate hi..


DHAMMM...DHAMMMM...DHAMMMM...DHAMMMM...

MAI-abbe pagal ho gaye ho kya...!!!!


ek ke baad ek kayi haath aur laath padne lage mere pure sharir par..


par kamal ki baat ye thi ki NITS,SONU,SAM, EKPREET aur RAJAT toh phir bhi dheere hi maa rahe the mujhe par RASHI,NAISHA aur khaaskar woh kamini ANJALI toh mere peeth aur kandhe par tuble aise bajane lage jaise insaan nahi koi chiz hun mai...


ANJALI-saale kamine...tere chakkar me hum sab bhi fas gaye...

kya zaroorat thi itni nautanki karne ki..SAM ko sidhe sidhe congrats bolne me kya chala jaata tera..

RASHI-aur nahi toh kya...!!!!P.T ka ek period bhi nahi nikalta dhang se aur tumhare chakkar me ab do do classes jhelne padenge woh bhi non-stop...

NITS-ye kamina aisa hi hai...apne kaand me sabko fasa deta hai...

SAM-saale, pehle pata hota toh jeet ke nahi,haar ke aata mai competition...

MAI-acha...saale jab nagade baj rahe the, tujhe kandhon par uthaya tha sabne tab toh bade maze le raha tha tu..

maharaja ki tarah pichwada tika haath upar kar bhaangra paa raha tha...

kamine zamin par kya aaya,nazaare badal gaye...

aur tum sab...kaahe aaye the idhar.. PRINCI ke aane se pehle toh bada uchhal ucchal ke saath saath naach rahe the...

ab PRINCI se batti padi toh mai akela GALATH ho gaya...

dekh li tum sab ki dosti...saale sabke sab ek saath pelne lage mujhe..

ahhhh...

mujh jaise maasum ko itna maara...bukhaar bukhaar feel hone laga hai mere ko toh...

mai jaa raha hun class..thodi der rest kar lunga...

P.T classes ke baad theek laga toh milunga tum sabse verna ghar nikal gaya toh samajh jaana ki tabiyat zyada bigad gayi hai jiska kaaran tum sab hi ho...


apni baat bol apne kandhe aur kamar ko baari baari sehlate hue mai dheere se khisakne laga par tabhi kamino ne circle sa banate hue gher liya mujhe aur...


ANJALI-apni noutanki apne paas rakh SANVY... kahin naa jaa raha tu...ab PRINCI ki punishment se hum toh bach sakte nahi par we will make sure ki sabse zyada P.T aaj tu hi karega...

aur mujhe ache se pata hai ki P.T se bachne ka koi na koi jugaad toh tujhe laga hi lena hai isiliye jab tak class shuru nahi ho jaati,tu hamare beech hi rahega...

MAI-PRINCIPAL MA'AM...they are not letting me out...


saamne jahan se PRINCI gayi thi,udhar dekh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar hadbadate hue sidhe ho gaye sabke sab..

lekin agli hi second un sabko pata bhi chal gaya ki lapet liya tha un sabko maine aur isiliye meri taraf ghumne ko hue woh par jo hona tha,woh toh ho hi chuka tha..

distract ho gaye the woh sab jiska faayda uthathe hue turant unke beech se nikal class ki taraf bhaag chuka tha mai...


SAM-rook saale bohot maarunga nahi toh...

MAI-correction.. rook gaya toh bohot maar khaaunga...

ANJALI-baal noch lungi kamine teri..haath me aa jaa bas tu...

MAI-chup gundi..


SAM aur ANJALI ki tarah baaki sab bhi mujhe kuch na kuch bakte hue mere piche bhaage the siway KHANAK ke..

parso se hi jo doori banayi hui thi usne mujhse,woh aaj bhi kaayam thi..

is beech kayi baar dekha zaroor tha usne meri meri taraf par meri uspar nazar padte hi dusri taraf dekhne lagti thi woh..

naa ab tak mujhse koi clearification maanga tha usne aur naa khudse aage badh maine kuch kaha tha...

khair,jahan aage piche ho doudte hue hum sab class ki taraf badh chuke the wahin KHANAK ek lambi saans chhod araam se chalte hue class ki taraf badhne lagi thi...



P.T CLASS:-



NITS-maan gaya bhai mai PRINCIPAL MA'AM ko...ek aurat hokar bhi bando ki gaand maarne ki adhbhudh kala aati hai unhe...

lagatar ucchhalte hue P.T ki last second exercise jiska ye 6th drill tha,kahi thi ye baat NITS ne jispar..


SONU-hhaan bbhai...aajj ttoh mmeri bbhi haalat ppatli hho ggayi hhai...

NITS-pehle ye bata ki bol kaise paa raha hai tu..!!! normal conditions me bhi coma type rook rook ke bolta hai tu phir aaj toh tere mooh ke coma ko fullstop me badal jaana chahiye tha...

MAI-waah..kya baat hai..!!!aaj toh bada grammatical example de raha hai launde tu..

lagta hai P.T exercises ne dimag ke chakshayuon ko khol diye hain tere...

SAB-chup bhosdike...


SONU, NITS, EKPREET, RAJAT aur SAM..in sabne ek sur me saath saath ek hi gaali di thi mujhe maano pehle se soch kar rakha ho ki mere mooh kholte hi saath bakenge sab...

par reply nahi diya maine..saale bhadke hue the mere pe..agar SANVY panti dikhata toh khub pelata aaj...

isiliye un sabki ghurti nazaron ke beech chup reh ucchalta raha mai...


SAM-gazab lachand ho gaya yaar.. essembly me sabke saame jab trophy diya mujhe PRINCI ne toh laga ki is P.T drill se bach jaaunga mai...

par hua nahi aisa...aaj toh khud aayi thi PRINCI check karne ki koi bahana naa maar de P.T se bachne ke liye..

RAJAT-SANVY,hum sabka toh phir bhi theek hai par aaj P.T se bachne ka koi tune koi jugaad kaise nahi lagaya....!!!

NITS-kaise lagata.. pehle hi bol diya tha maine ki agar hamare saath P.T nahi kiya ye toh iski B.M.X hafte bhar ke liye zabt kar lunga mai...

SAM-arre waah..ye badhiya tha....

NITS-bilkul..pata tha mujhe ki B.M.X ke liye apni gaand zaroor sujayega ye..

MAI-koi naa....abhi meri suji hai,aage teri sujegi...

NITS-beta lamination kiya rakha hai apni gaand ka maine...naa sujti itni asaani se...

PHRRRRRRRR...

DHAMMMMM...


finally P.T off karne ki whistle baja hi di CHARLIE SIR ne jiske bajte hi turant zameen par gir hi pade the sab aur ye dekh haste hue woh aur DAS sir dusri taraf badh gaye...

saans puri chadhi hui thi sabki jisse niyantrit karne me lage the sabke sab...

is beech jab meri nazar aage ki taraf ghumi toh paaya maine ki is waqt puri B section joki dusre lane me thi,mujhe hi ghur rahe the woh sab...


MAI-1 rs each me chusne waali barf ki pepsi milti hai kya canteen me...!!!

RAJAT-ab ye kya nayi bakarchodi hai...???nahi milti woh sab udhar..par puch kyun raha hai...???

MAI-abbe B section waalon ki baddua se bachne ko totka hai woh...

barf waali pepsi me halka nimbu bhi daalta hain naa toh socha uske hi asar se bach jaaun mai...

RASHI-aur hamare baddua se bachne ke liye kya arrangements hain aapke paas sir...


saari girls hamare piche hi khadi thi aur sawal ye RASHI ne pucha tha jo is waqt apne kamar par haath rakh mujhe ghoor rahi thi...


MAI-baakiyon ka pata nahi par tumhare mooh se nikli baddua naa lagti mujhe...

RASHI-accha aur woh kyun bhala...!!!???

MAI-gulaab kisi bhi rang ka kyun naa ho,aati toh usse khusbu hi hai naa...

aur aap gulaab se kam toh nahi madam...jo bolna hai bol lijiye,alfaz aapke hamare liye mehek ka kaam hi karenge...


jahan meri baat sun ek taraf RASHI ka ghurna smile me badal gaya tha wahin uske ghurne waale expression ka kota baaki girls pura karne me jut gayi thi aur ye dekh..


MAI-haan par har gulaab ki tarah kuch kaatein toh hain tumhare saath lage..

par koi naa,seh lenge thoda...

ANJALI-tere liye hi hain ye kaante jo aise chubhenge naa ki cheekhta phirega din raat...

MAI-ye pehli baar hai jo khud ka derivation bilkul sahi diya hai tune...

anyways,madam, waise toh aapke chehre par pasine ki bunde bhi shringaar ka kaam hi kar rahi hai par dehydration naa ho jaaye isiliye,coldrink...!!!

RASHI-tum pila rahe ho..!!!

MAI-apne haathon se pila dunga babes par kyun pucha aise..???

RASHI-aaj tak kisiko bhi kuch offer karte nahi dekha tumhe maine..

MAI-taane de rahi hai ladki.. khair,isse pehle meri wajah se thaki nahi thi naa tum...

NAISHA-woh akeli thaki hai..what about us..!!!hum nahi dikh rahe tujhe...!!!

SONU-bbeta abb ttoh ttu ssabko ccoldrink ppilayega nnahi ttoh ggayi tteri BB.MM.XX...

MAI-abbe kya baat baat mai B.M.X ki dhamki de rahe ho..!!!

EKPREET-ab jo asar karega tujhpar wahi toh denge naa...

NITS-ttoh, pila raha hai coke sabko yaa jaaye hum teri B.M.X ke paas...


NITS ki baat par ek second ghura maine usse aur phir..


MAI-chalo phir thakele thakili log...niglo jo nigalna hai...

NITS-saala sunahare aksharon me likha jaayega aaj ka din...sabse apni baat manwane waala lounda aaj hamari baat maan raha hai...


jahan mai CANTEEN ki taraf pehle hi badh gaya tha wahin NITS ki baat par sehmati ke saah khush hokar haste hue baaki sab bhi mere piche ho liye the....

aur KHANAK...

saath toh woh bhi thi hum sabke magar...

jahan itni der se baaki sabne mujhe dhamki di thi,khunnas se ghura tha mujhe wahin bas KHANAK hi ek aisi thi jisne abhi tak sidhe sidhe mujhe dekha tak nahi tha...

is pure douran idhar udhar nazarein ghumane ke baad beech beech me bas ek second ke liye hi mujhpar theher rahi thi uski nazarein par phir dusri taraf dekhne lag jaati thi woh...

waise dekh toh mai bhi uski taraf nahi raha tha, bilkul nahi..par dekhne aur samajhne ke liye aankhon ki zaroorat na thi mujhe..

mai baaki sabke saath aur khudme hi magan raha aur jab finally sabse aage hi canteen ki taraf badh chala tha mai toh mujhe lagatar peeche se dekh kuch sochte hue badh rahi thi KHANAK...




IN CANTEEN:-



MAI-aur lena hai ya ho gaya...!!!


ek ek coke pee chuke the sab woh bhi can waali..

jaanbujh kar can chuna tha sabne taaki meri jeb ka chuna ache se lag jaaye...

sabko laga tha ki unke coke peene ke beech chid chidakar un sabko gaali bakunga mai par pehla toh aisa hua nahi aur dusra can khatm hote hi dusre ke liye pucha tha maine sabse jispar hairani se dekhne lage the woh sab mujhe joki laazmi bhi tha..

ab jis bande ne 10 waali dairy milk bhi kabhi offer nahi ki thi unme se kisiko woh aaj 10 cans ka kharcha already kar dene ke baad aur 10 ki peshkash kar raha tha..

ab aise offer ko toh naa thukrane waale the woh sab isiliye khushi khushi haan bola sabne...


NITS-kya baat hai bhai...agar aisi treats teri taraf se hafte me ek baar bhi mile toh roz khushi khushi P.T kar lunga mai...

MAI-agar aaj ki tarah har hafte paise mile mujhe toh bilkul kar lenge treat apan...

NITS-aaj ki tarah matlab..!!!


sabse zyada NITS hi khush dikh raha tha mere kharch karne par aur meri baat sun jiske beech canteen ka ek banda 9 cans hamare saamne rakh jaa chuka tha,can kholte hue pucha tha NITS ne apna sawal jispar..


MAI-batata hun baad me..abhi gatak...

SONU-ttu nnahi lle rraha ddusri...

MAI-coke me apna kota ek ka hi hai..piyo tum log mai bill pay karkar aata hun...

RAJAT-abbe paise idhar hi rakh de naa..chotu le jaayega...

MAI-purana amount bhi hai..usse bhi clear kar deta hun...

SONU-wwoh cchaar ssou waala...

MAI-hau...

SONU-ttheek hhai..hhum ddono baad mme dde ddenge appna sshare..

MAI-nahi lagta..chill kar...

NITS-dil khush kar diya bhai tune aaj...


jahan NITS ki baat sun smile dete hue counter ki taraf chala gaya tha mai wahin itni der se khamosh baith sab kuch observe karta SAM un sabki taraf muda aur...


SAM-chalo.. spill it out...

NITS-kya..coke..mooh me kis shirt par..

SAM-bakwas band kar be..KHANAK.. what's going on between you and SANVY...!!!


ab tak chupchap baithi KHANAK hadbada hi gayi thi SAM ke sawal par..


KHANAK-kya matlab...kuch bhi toh nahi chal raha..!!!

RASHI-bullshit..pata hai maine bhi gaur kiya hai ye..kuch off sa chal raha hai in dono ke beech par puchne par madam har baar dodge kar rahi hain..

ab toh bata de,kya hua hai...!!!

KHANAK-arre maine kaha naa...

NITS-mai batata hun..


ek baar KHANAK ko dekha NITS ne jiske baad 2 din pehle hui unke aur B waalon ke beech ki fight ke baare me bataya NITS ne..

par reason nahi bataya tha us fight ka usne..SANVY ne mana jo kiya tha..


EKPREET-really....aur saalon tumne hume bataya bhi nahi...

NITS-abbe itna bada bhi issue nahi tha...

KHANAK-agar bada issue nahi tha toh phir utne violence ki kya zaroorat pad gayi thi..


itne waqt me pehli baar us din ke mudde ke baare me baat ki thi KHANAK ne jispar ek pal usse dekh..


NITS-tum nayi ho KHANAK..hamare aur B section waalon ke beech ka equation nahi jaanti..

bas itna samajh lo ki baat choti ho ya badi..agar jhagda B waalon ke saath hua hai hamara toh violence zyada hi hoga...

EKPREET-haan ye toh hai...woh saale deserve hi karte hain dhunayi...

NITS-ye toh shukr manao ki ROHAN nahi tha involved us jhagde me..kyunki agar woh hota toh itna maarta SANVY usko ki mahine bhar school nahi aa pata woh...

RAJAT-haan ye toh hai...par uski tunde waali body dekhne me achi badi bhi lagti hai...

hasne lage the sab RAJAT ki baat ko sun..

MAI-bhai purse..


sabke paas aate hue NITS ke kandhe par haath rakh kahi thi ye baat maine jispar...


NITS-ghanta...pura bill tu hi dega..mai naa nikaal raha apna purse...

MAI-abbe nikaalne ke liye nahi,rakhne ke liye bola hai maine..ye le apna purse,rakh le..

and by the way, thanks for the treat..purana bill bhi pay mar diya hai maine...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...


NITS ka purse jisme kuch der pehle tak 500 ke do note the par jo ab pura khaali ho chuka tha,usse table par rakhte hue kahi thi apni baat maine jispar jahan ek taraf baaki sab apna apna pet pakadte hue zor se has pade the wahin NITS ka mooh uske gaand me parivartit ho chuka tha..

aisa gaand jisme abhi mirch se bhi zyada jalan thi...

kabhi woh apne khaali purse ko dekhta toh kabhi mujhe jiske baad..


NITS-harami, gaandu..tu toh gaya aaj saale...


jis chair par baitha tha woh,usse uthakar mere upar fekne ko hua NITS jispar..


MAI-oh THARENDRA bhaiya..(CANTEEN OWNER).. dekho aapke canteen ko todne me laga hai ye banda..

turant jaao aur complaint karo saale ki..


THARENDRA bhaiya ki achi jamti thi mujhse..

aur is waqt woh bhi hum sabki noutanki dekh dheere dheere has rahe the...meri baat sun serious face banaya unhone aur haan me sir hilaya jisse dekh NITS ne turant woh chair neeche rakh diya par phir rooka nahi woh...

mujhe pakadne lapka woh jispar mai aur woh aage piche hote hue pure canteen me aadhe thede circles lagane lage..

is beech haskar dohre hote hamare doston ne khud ko control kiya aur...


RAJAT-abbe,tune iski purse kab maar li...???

MAI-arre mere aage hi toh khada tha ye P.T time.. exercise karte time pichwade waale pocket se purse thodi baahar aa gayi thi iski toh nikaal li maine..

kabhi 200 se upar nahi rakhta ye par aaj check kiya toh 1000 nikal gaye...

NITS-saale poketmaar...chaar din se laga hua tha mai tab jaakar kahin kal raat 1000 diye the mere baap ne woh bhi adhe ghante ke economics lecture ke baad..

nikaal saale mere pure paise...

SONU-wwaah bbeta..mmere bbirthday ppar jjab 10000 kka cchuna llagaya ttha issne mmere bbaap kko ttab ttoh bbada kkhush hho rraha ttha ttu..

jjab kkhud ppar aayi ttoh ffati nnna...gghanta nnahi mmilega ttereko ekk bbhi rrupiya...

NITS-abbe hasna band karo nahi toh sabke mooh tod dunga mai..


pure canteen ke ab tak hamare lagaye 10 chakkaron ke beech yahan moujud baaki
students bhi hasne lage the..

aur NITS ki is dhamki ka koi asar na hua unpar ulta hasne ki awaaz aur badh gayi sabki jispar frustration waala mooh banate hue kuch seconds ghurta raha mujhe NITS par phir jaakar hamare waale table par baith gaya woh..


ANJALI-mai toh pehle se hi jaanti thi ki bina kisi tikdam ke aise hi toh coke naa pila raha hoga ye hum sabko...

zaroor koi na koi pench bhidaya hoga isne...

NITS-toh mooh me dahi jami thi tere jo boli nahi kuch...

ANJALI-mai kyun bolun..aur acha hi hua jo nahi bola kuch...!!!tu bhi kam kamina toh hai nahi...acha hi hua naa jo tujhe lapeta isne...

NITS-30 wapas kar be...


kuch seconds ANJALI ko ghurne ke baad mujhse kahi thi ye baat NITS ne..


MAI-30...!!!

NITS-30 ki ek coke thi....19 piye humne...570 hue..purana 400 bacha tha..total 970.. kamsekam baaki ke 30 toh louta...

MAI-abbe woh toh chotu ko tip de di...

NITS-teri toh saale...


baaki cans toh thrash me fek di thi sabne par do abhi bhi table par thi jinhe meri taraf feka NITS ne par catch karte hue unhe bhi thrash bucket me daal diye maine..


MAI-kya hua sir phir aapke lamination waale pichwade ka..

bola tha naa suj jaayegi..suj gayi naa...


meri baat par bhadakte hue phir mujhe pakadne ke liye uthne waala tha NITS par tabhi SAM ne pakda usse aur..


SAM-chill dude..jaanta hai SANVY ko phir bhi bhadak raha hai..

hona jaana kuch hai nahi...aakhir me thak ke wapas baith hi jaana hai tujhe...

isiliye ye sab chhodo aur SANVY idhar baith tu..


thoda serious hokar kahi thi ye baat SAM ne jispar mai apni chair par jaakar baith gaya..


SAM-guyz.we are a group...hamare beech hazar misunderstanding ho,jhagde hon,par avoid nahi karte hum ek dusre ko...

RAJAT-aur nahi toh kya..ye SANVY aur ANJALI ko hi dekh le...kutte billi ki tarah har waqt ladte rehte hain ye dono par naa toh inki baat kabhi band hui hai aur naahi aisa kabhi hua hai ki ANJALI kisi problem me hai aur SANVY ne us problem ko solve nahi kiya hai..

MAI-ab ye toh meri mahanta hai naa...

SAB-shut up SANVY..


KHANAK ko chhod baaki sabne bola tha ye jispar mooh bana chup ho gaya mai aur ye dekh itni der ne pehli baar mujhe sidhe dekh smile ki thi KHANAK...

SAM-so the bottom line is, KHANAK, SANVY..just sort it out...hum sab parking me hain..

agle 10 minute me haste hue saath me aana hai tum dono ko wahan..

let's go guyzzz...


SAM ki baat sun baaki sab uthkar nikal gaye the canteen se..haan,jaate jaate mere peeth par ek mukka chipka gaya tha NITS jiske baad uske face par ek apaar shanti dikhi thi...

wahin kisi tarah apne peeth ko masalte hue usse ghurne laga tha mai jispar haste hue sir shake kiya KHANAK ne aur...


KHANAK-tumhe samajh nahi paati mai SANVY...kuch der pehle PRINCI ke saza dene par sabne milkar maara tumhe aur abhi bhi NITS ne haath uthaya tumpar lekin tumhara reaction kitna positive tha...

lekin us din.. maine dekha tha kaise maar rahe the tum un ladko ko..they were begging you to stop par rookna chhodo,maine saaf mehsoos kiya tha us enjoyment ko jo tumhari aankhon me tha un dono ko punish karte waqt..

it was like,tumhe maza aa raha tha unhe taklif me dekh...!!!

MAI-that's true...mujhe aa raha tha maza...


mere is jawab par aankhon me sawal aur hairangi ke mishrit bhaav liye dekhne lagi thi mujhe KHANAK jispar....


MAI-bhediyon ke baare me kya jaanti ho tum....!!!

KHANAK-excuse me...


ye out of the box question samajh nahi aaya tha KHANAK ko...


MAI-bhediyan hamesha ek herd,ek jhund me rehte hain...and they are powerful..

unka jhund saath me ek sher tak ko maar sakta hai...

unity is their strength...par sirf apne herd,apne jhund,apne group ke liye...

dusre herds ke liye they are deadly...

baaki har group sirf ek competition jo hai unke liye...

humans me competition ki bhaavna ka janm jaanwaron se hi hua hai...

hum bhale hi insaan hain par jis mahoul me rehte hain,woh kisi jungle se kam nahi..

yahan compassion sirf apne logon ke liye hi hota hai,dusron ke liye nahi...

mere group ka koi banda, bandi mujhe tamacha bhi maar de toh koi baat nahi par kisi dusre ko hummese kisi ek par bhi ungli uthaane tak ka hakh nahi hai...

if they do so,i will break that finger and yes,i will enjoy doing it...

bottom line.. tum safe ho aur aisa sirf isiliye hai kyunki tum hum mese ek ho...

dar tumhari aankhon me nahi,un sabke dil me hona chahiye jo hamare rehte bhidenge tumse...


meri saari baaton ko sunane ke baad bhi zyada samajh nahi paayi thi KHANAK isiliye...


KHANAK-tum ache ho ya bure, bas ye bata do mujhe...


MAI-


jahan matlabi chahat apna dum tod de,woh NAFRAT HUN MAI...

achon ke liye acha aur buron ke liye burayi ki HADH HUN MAI...

gale lagaane waalon ke liye mujhsa SAHI koi nahi magar....

gala dabaane ki khwahishmandon ke liye,GALATH se bhi zyada GALATH HUN MAI...











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